Psychic speaks with the (brain) dead

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  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2024

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  • @Wizards_with_Guns
    @Wizards_with_Guns  Рік тому +707

    What's the MOST mildly infuriating prediction a psychic could give you?

    • @nofoodbeforebed
      @nofoodbeforebed Рік тому +78

      "You will fail at UA-cam!"

    • @jonahawbrey8861
      @jonahawbrey8861 Рік тому +42

      “You will be pickpocketed every time you leave a convenience store”

    • @rulesandregulations7192
      @rulesandregulations7192 Рік тому +29

      I think that even the act of someone giving a predetermined prediction is highly insulting and harmful, like it tells people they don't have possibilities and some people could really suffer from this kind of thing.
      Even if i could ask someone with the ability to do this i wouldn't bother with it, it's just limiting in every sense.
      I loved the video, very creative.

    • @Ismatic1906
      @Ismatic1906 Рік тому +13

      “You will be mauled by wolves”

    • @ronrozen2105
      @ronrozen2105 Рік тому +32

      You will bang your pinky toe on the sofa sometime next week and you can't do anything about it.

  • @TheCat_3
    @TheCat_3 Рік тому +1080

    The fact he got basically everything wrong can't be a coincidence, HE HAS TO BE A REAL PSYCHIC, how else would he know all the wrong answers?!?

  • @defvent
    @defvent Рік тому +1675

    Every one of Michael's lines kills me in this one. "Everyone I've heard of is alive" "My name is a number" "international Waters" Y'all are too good! Love this one!

    • @spawnpoint111
      @spawnpoint111 Рік тому +6

      “It’s his birthday today”

    • @Kai0nTheMoon
      @Kai0nTheMoon 6 місяців тому +1

      Is that Denzel Washington's high school photo?? I figured he'd be a wicker chair kind of a guy.

  • @SoulSukkur
    @SoulSukkur Рік тому +2647

    It took me over a full second to process "It's his birthday this year" as the funniest joke I've heard all week.

    • @GoldenArbiter01
      @GoldenArbiter01 Рік тому +63

      Same, honestly. I had to pause and go back like 15 seconds to see if I parsed it right

    • @bharl7226
      @bharl7226 Рік тому +42

      It took me a full year to get that banger of a sentence

    • @mistuh69420
      @mistuh69420 Рік тому +10

      I don’t get it (am stupid)

    • @SoulSukkur
      @SoulSukkur Рік тому +86

      ​@@mistuh69420 it's a tautology phrased as a special occasion. ignoring leap day babies, you'll never have a year without a birthday. you can say "it's my birthday this year" every day, you could write it on your tombstone, and it will never be wrong. there is no connection between this celebration and anyone's actual birthday. it's the first in the long line of absurdities chronicled in this video.
      happy birthday.

    • @scopilio13
      @scopilio13 Рік тому +38

      given how the sketch played out he probably was born on a leap year.

  • @parrott4634
    @parrott4634 Рік тому +1744

    I love how scared the psychic looks with them.

    • @Mad_Possum
      @Mad_Possum Рік тому +38

      when a psycho pays a psychic

    • @totaldan99
      @totaldan99 Рік тому +18

      Bro was constantly in a state of stress lmao

    • @chaoscannon2892
      @chaoscannon2892 Рік тому +5

      I am pretty sure thats just a normal response to that situation.

  • @AlphaShark
    @AlphaShark Рік тому +551

    The second he said "I'm sensing you were born in the country" I KNEW he was gonna say "international waters" I wept when he actually said it.

  • @SpookyStu
    @SpookyStu Рік тому +413

    That reading was as cold as the shrimp in my shirt pocket. Truly beautiful.

  • @MatthewTheWanderer
    @MatthewTheWanderer Рік тому +138

    "I'm sensing a letter" "No" Is absolutely hilarious! It's almost like he's trolling the psychic, lol.

  • @jacebagley3025
    @jacebagley3025 Рік тому +632

    I can't believe it's been basically a year since I discovered this channel. And all the videos they've released since have been hilarious especially this one

    • @convoid1888
      @convoid1888 Рік тому +5

      One good year.

    • @drustan17
      @drustan17 Рік тому +6

      It's been like a month or 2 for me and I've already watched their video's a shameful amount of times. For them to only be at this level of fame says something about either the youtube algorithm or human kind in general.

    • @ilovestitch
      @ilovestitch Рік тому +3

      WWG is banger after banger, full stop. How they don't have an actual show/sponsors to be able to do this full time is beyond me.
      I bet these dudes would be hilarious to listen to play D&D too

    • @protalghulnist4126
      @protalghulnist4126 Рік тому

      @@ilovestitchWell you can in there g is for Jesus series

  • @thewafflesopp8868
    @thewafflesopp8868 Рік тому +623

    How the hell do these guys consistently create banger videos in just a week. They’re the only thing I look forward to at the end of my week

  • @Solid_Hank
    @Solid_Hank Рік тому +141

    I love the complete non-sequitur of how much cash they have and give him, completely unprompted

    • @EmergencyTemporalShift
      @EmergencyTemporalShift 6 місяців тому +3

      I like to imagine they just came across a random bag of money

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow 6 місяців тому +4

      Especially given they've just come from being trapped on the roof of a building for an indeterminate amount of time

  • @anappleiam4214
    @anappleiam4214 Рік тому +84

    Mitch really lobbied for that collar

  • @kaela3551
    @kaela3551 Рік тому +91

    Thought the "That roof we were stuck on was so close to the beach!" line was really underrated lol

  • @excessivecoughing6376
    @excessivecoughing6376 Рік тому +124

    A psychic killed my parents. He didn't use any physical weapons, but he mindfucked them so hard that their brains collapsed inwards. My life as an orphan began when I was only 3. I vowed that day to find the man who did it, but I never could. It's like he always knew when I was coming for him

  • @droooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    @droooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 11 місяців тому +35

    I love the sincerity in the line delivery of "no it's true, they're gay."

  • @corvoattano8567
    @corvoattano8567 Рік тому +219

    "Okay lets try reading your palms"
    "... :D I dont have palms" as he presents a prosthetic arm.
    "Okay, let's try the other-" he presents another prosthetic hand.
    He squints as the camera quickly zooms in on Micahel's forehead wrinkles "Your forehead?"
    "How did you KNOW his name was 4?!?"

    • @Chicky_Lumps
      @Chicky_Lumps Рік тому +21

      This would have been perfect after the number joke lol

  • @Khalirei
    @Khalirei Рік тому +106

    I was already laughing my ass off at the thumbnail and title. But the skit was just as hilarious, the smiling while he said "No" just killed me lol.

  • @MemekingJag
    @MemekingJag Рік тому +81

    that collar part made me feel things

  • @nofoodbeforebed
    @nofoodbeforebed Рік тому +477

    "HE IS A BITCH!"
    "This guy's good!"
    _throws money at his face_
    Is this sketch bad? In the words of that guy with a number for a name: "No."

  • @paramount_pi0314
    @paramount_pi0314 5 місяців тому +12

    0:32 Given everything about our numbered friend, I think this line might imply that he was born on a leap year, so this year would be his birthday

  • @Master5522111
    @Master5522111 Рік тому +38

    Wow! How did the psychic know all of that? I never believed in psychics before… but I am starting to now

  • @RetAeder
    @RetAeder Рік тому +97

    You guys are seriously underrated. Genuinely one of the few channels I can click on any video and laugh.

  • @scissorcut6349
    @scissorcut6349 Рік тому +62

    How are you guys so consistently funny. This shit had my dying

  • @lunabourke3923
    @lunabourke3923 Рік тому +28

    This was so good, I thought Mitch really got to shine, he really played the role well.

  • @Morokei_The_Mad
    @Morokei_The_Mad Рік тому +71

    YES MORE WIZARDS WITH GUNS! I love these videos :)

  • @disappointedfather5114
    @disappointedfather5114 Рік тому +9

    "It's his birthday this year"

  • @dylanvaughan9423
    @dylanvaughan9423 Рік тому +22

    When he said “international waters” after that long pause I lost it 😂

  • @Orbitire
    @Orbitire Рік тому +17

    Lmao when you share the video the title gets cut off and goes to the description, thus: “we paid a psychic $100,000, here’s our Patreon.”

  • @posadistpossum
    @posadistpossum Рік тому +15

    "I'm being prunk'd"

  • @Nick-Iles
    @Nick-Iles Рік тому +16

    "It's his birthday this year" is an underrated joke.

  • @c.b.m.a1671
    @c.b.m.a1671 Рік тому +6

    2:59 eyes glazed over. pain.

  • @howdidyouknowthis
    @howdidyouknowthis Рік тому +12

    Can't wait in 10 years to say to my friends in a random bolt of nostalgia "OH my god remember wizards with guns? classic youtube"

  • @cantthinkofaname4133
    @cantthinkofaname4133 9 місяців тому +3

    Can't believe he knew so much about 7's life this guys good.

  • @jazzy3594
    @jazzy3594 Рік тому +4

    Love how he just slides an ubsurd amount of money when he went slightly off track.

  • @dfx13productions47
    @dfx13productions47 Рік тому +8

    I love how the three sunburn guys have stacks of money just on them lol

  • @VaporBlitz
    @VaporBlitz Рік тому +10

    This psychic is so good!

  • @jordanfelt5978
    @jordanfelt5978 Рік тому +11

    Honestly though, how do you guys come up with banger ideas every freaking week? It's kind of crazy and also I'm really glad that I know about your channel.

  • @nunyanunya4147
    @nunyanunya4147 9 місяців тому +2

    He found that hat in the trashcan before he got ripped.

  • @wiggletonthewise2141
    @wiggletonthewise2141 9 місяців тому +3

    0:31 after watching this video a few times, I just realized how funny the sentence “birthday this year” is

  • @soulking126
    @soulking126 4 місяці тому +2

    Thank you for opening my mind with the “it’s my birthday this year”

  • @Weeviljuice
    @Weeviljuice Рік тому +10

    Thanks kings. Genuinely the funniest skits I’ve seen, y’all rock

  • @SockWizard
    @SockWizard 10 місяців тому +3

    Dang this guy is skilled, he must of been trained by god king Mageious.

  • @SiameseFaithHealersNetwork
    @SiameseFaithHealersNetwork Рік тому +3

    I love seeing one of the Zuquap boys with you. I miss them dearly!

  • @lostmarble540
    @lostmarble540 Рік тому +3

    The ramifications of this day will echo into the future. It's gonna be such a pain explaining this on his tax forms.

  • @MurpheyKayso
    @MurpheyKayso Рік тому +4

    I found this chanel like 20 minutes ago and I already subscribed.

  • @cakedo9810
    @cakedo9810 Рік тому +2

    “Just give him the works, it’s his birthday this year”

  • @BlairCarlyle
    @BlairCarlyle Рік тому +9

    Blavid Dane's got nothing on this guy. Unbelievable.

  • @bretonyuri
    @bretonyuri 7 місяців тому +3

    "I'm being prunked!"

  • @someguywithaphone5921
    @someguywithaphone5921 Рік тому +2

    Sunburn is no laughing matter. Oh, who am I kidding, yes it is.

  • @congruentcrib
    @congruentcrib 6 місяців тому +2

    I kinda wanna go to a psychic and make a huge deal about it… ask to stream it and everything, and then just be like “yea no…” to anything the guess

  • @Kablewy2976
    @Kablewy2976 Рік тому +8

    UA-cam really undervalues you. This is the best sketch content I have seen from a channel. Why are you not a million plus? ❤

  • @JayJayPopcorn
    @JayJayPopcorn 2 місяці тому +1

    cheek to cheek playing in the background..

  • @ElazarY
    @ElazarY Рік тому +8

    For what seems to be a crew of 4 or 3 people, you guys have amazing production value. How do you buy so many props, rent all those shooting areas, and edit the videos in time, without immediately being plunged into debt so bad you’d have to enter the semen mines to leave?

  • @ramby3405
    @ramby3405 Рік тому +2

    “It’s his birthday this year” is one the lines of all time

  • @OfficialElljay
    @OfficialElljay Рік тому +5

    ‘international waters’ 😂😭

  • @dans_ythandle
    @dans_ythandle Рік тому +2

    I had to go back and make sure I heard "It's his birthday this year" right at 0:31. genius

  • @danielhliang
    @danielhliang Рік тому +4

    I love how enthusiastic they are! My favorite bitch raised by two gay moms born in international waters ❤

  • @colinthompson9420
    @colinthompson9420 Рік тому +1

    It's weird I've watched this a few times and only just now realized dancing cheek to cheek is playing in the background.

  • @MEMEBYBLADE
    @MEMEBYBLADE Рік тому +3

    WOW!!! How did you know I would watch this ten times?

  • @ProffessorYellow
    @ProffessorYellow Рік тому +2

    I NEED THIS CONTENT FOR MY BABIES MY POOR BABIES

  • @wallefinder3666
    @wallefinder3666 11 місяців тому +2

    This is such an underrated channel and video.

  • @renno2679
    @renno2679 4 місяці тому +1

    "It's his birthday this year." 💀

  • @Bun-505
    @Bun-505 5 місяців тому +1

    “So it don't get lost!!!”

  • @Someone-he2xx
    @Someone-he2xx Рік тому +2

    A psychic told me I would be watching a new Wizards with Guns video today, he also said I would like and subscribe

  • @fltngmmth
    @fltngmmth Рік тому +1

    They keep handing him stacks of money. Effing hilarious

  • @JosephShemelewski
    @JosephShemelewski 5 місяців тому +1

    Holy shit this stuff is good how'd it take me this long to find this channel

  • @zoichikanoe6242
    @zoichikanoe6242 Рік тому +1

    I love your sketch. I believe you are all incredible actors! Versatility and originality. Well done!

  • @BoneRazrK
    @BoneRazrK Рік тому +5

    Just when I really needed a laugh. Thanks yall!

  • @hubbahubbawow
    @hubbahubbawow Рік тому +2

    *nods enthusiastically*
    No!

  • @sarahlally5111
    @sarahlally5111 Рік тому +3

    he comes from a long line of immortal lesbians

  • @SomeDumbFox-OwO
    @SomeDumbFox-OwO Рік тому +2

    I am dyslexic.
    I read it as "what physics predict AFTER you give them $100,000" I was confused.

  • @ho0t0w1
    @ho0t0w1 Рік тому +1

    This guy... This guy *_REALLY_* GOOD

  • @davidallen5257
    @davidallen5257 Рік тому +2

    The most underrated sketch comedy group today.

  • @pogostickpilgrim3642
    @pogostickpilgrim3642 26 днів тому +2

    These guys were in the microwave for 4 seconds 😔

  • @sevensins3584
    @sevensins3584 Рік тому +1

    NO. what power that world holds

  • @Tony-yg1hd
    @Tony-yg1hd Рік тому +1

    His eyes lit up when the psychic said "... Anne" so probably should've latched onto that

  • @harrisonjones2938
    @harrisonjones2938 Рік тому +1

    definitely my favorite episode of long island medium

  • @davestevens2908
    @davestevens2908 Рік тому +4

    I'm being prunked 😂

  • @J-Sade
    @J-Sade Рік тому +2

    Wow! They should do a Tarkov card reading! No fools in sight.

  • @NEM0_1
    @NEM0_1 Рік тому +1

    The one man he never saw coming.

  • @codywhen
    @codywhen 8 місяців тому +2

    i laughed SO loud at this. it wasnt until after i watched the whole thing did i realize what the title actually meant lmao

  • @0verloud350
    @0verloud350 Рік тому +6

    I liked the part where they paid the psychic $100,000

  • @VendErre
    @VendErre Рік тому +1

    Okay, the part where they threw money at him was funny.

  • @hannespi2886
    @hannespi2886 Рік тому +2

    I fucking love blair

  • @Misty0Moon
    @Misty0Moon Рік тому +1

    Best thing to wake up to on a Saturday afternoon

  • @MrWebbeth
    @MrWebbeth Рік тому +1

    Mitch is so fucking funny in this

  • @get6149
    @get6149 Рік тому +2

    I need to set up a tarot card reading with this guy

  • @SaltStorm007
    @SaltStorm007 Рік тому +2

    You all keep getting better and better!!

  • @rayclawicefire2503
    @rayclawicefire2503 Рік тому +1

    This is a just play along and take the money situation

  • @FreeAllenWrench
    @FreeAllenWrench Рік тому +1

    I liked the part where he said "I bet you didn't see that coming!" and he came.

  • @CoolKiller28
    @CoolKiller28 Рік тому +2

    I think im also a pretty good psychic cause I could see the psychics spirit leave his body at the end

  • @robertfarrell7941
    @robertfarrell7941 Рік тому +1

    once again, another banger from you guys

  • @VoidZeroNothing
    @VoidZeroNothing Рік тому +9

    Hello, yes, I am also a psychic, please give me lots of money.

    • @solsystem1342
      @solsystem1342 Рік тому

      Oh, I hope your sanity gets better (in reference to your pfp)

    • @VoidZeroNothing
      @VoidZeroNothing Рік тому

      @@solsystem1342 It will not.

  • @danno9507
    @danno9507 4 місяці тому +3

    Akinator in real life

  • @raegan_1018
    @raegan_1018 Рік тому +1

    "Wheres Ashton Kuchard? Im being pronked"

  • @madak17
    @madak17 Рік тому +2

    Super realistic sunburn!

  • @kylemartinez6514
    @kylemartinez6514 Рік тому +1

    OH my lord this had me dying. This shit was mad funny

  • @Alex_Vir
    @Alex_Vir 6 місяців тому +1

    Probably have to do that at some point.

  • @SaltStorm007
    @SaltStorm007 Рік тому +2

    It’s Saturday.....where are your Wizards with Guns at💯💪😂

  • @protalghulnist4126
    @protalghulnist4126 Рік тому +1

    “It’s his birthday this year”