And you say to your parents that it will never happen again! I know! I kno-O-O! What that means! I knowoooo! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP! IM TRYING TO SLEEP BUT I CANT BUT I CANT WHEN YOU ALL HAVE GUNS FOR HANDS!
Dan and phil aren't beans. They are beanstalks Because dan has BEANSTALKING phil for a long time ;) This joke has probs been made heaps of times before but IDGAF Bye
thank you dan and phil for making me feel better when im really upset/sad, i really thank you, cos instead of cutting, ive found a better way to escape all the bad things that happen, thank you
In America (at least where I am), we don’t have the silver cans though we do refer to those as Trash Cans. We have the color coordinated barrels that we call Trash Barrels or the Barrels. Sometimes my sis and I call them the Trash Bins because we both watch a lot of British stuff.
"It's ready for preorder" IVE GOT MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS COVERED! What's that? No one really wants/needs them? Aww too bad *click* I just ordered 56 of them... What a shame... MORE FOR MEEEEEE!
Are you talking about Dan & Phil or tøp? Because tøp isn't cringy at all. And D&P do sightly cringey things from time to time but they are still very funny and entertaining - at least for me :)
Thank you Phil for uploading on a crappy day, it has been the worst day of my life and I couldn't stop crying. Your video made me smile for 10 whole minutes, thank you so much :)
i hope your day only gets better from here! I'm sorry it hasn't been a nice one today but just remember that life gets better and you can conquer anything! xx
Charlotte IsLife but what's the point when someone else has already done it. I actually wrote a big paragraph on this, but UA-cam decided to be a bitch and delete it
ive made an actual dedication not to watch any other youtuber play it because I only want to see them finish it and I don't want spoilers and know what gonna happen, idk is it just me?
Dan:JOIN THE BLACK PARADE
Phil: too soon :(
I'M CRAFTING RN
What the fuck.
why
Gwen Fireheart what the fudge, mcr goddamnit
Lucy May ehhh... they broke up
...
Stupid bandom fakes.
"We're long beans." - Dan Howell 2k16
Phil: "Trotting like horses"
Me: **war flashbacks of my horse prince**
Me: **shudder**
Lol
LITERALLY SAME
Bangtan seonyonda❤
Cringe attack
You need 65 more likes.
They should name their cookbook "Dan and Phil... Whisk"
ahhhhh noooooooooooo
More like "Your Amazing kitchen is now on fire."
Have a nice day! That’s the best thing I’ve ever heard, I congratulate you 👏 👏
I'm personally offended by phils attempt to play heathens on the suitcase
YES I'M CRINGING, HE'S ADORABLE BUT I'M CRINGING!
Same😂
same
Omg yeah
Cringey
I love how TØP and MCR made a little entrance in this video
ella Eindhoven yess the black parade thing triggered me tho...
ella Eindhoven yep because they were bound to show up sometime in the video 😄
the black parade bit came on I and I was trigggereeeddd
ella Eindhoven same
ella Eindhoven same
*2 videos in a week and a book just full of pictures of Dan and Phil*
Jesus on a boat pray to the gods it's Christmas.
Yep, sure is
My exact thoughts
Don't you mean Jesus on a bicycle
As well as PINOF soon and Spooky Week (and hopefully another baking vid)
jesus on a boat and then christ on a bike is what my music teacher and i say ahaha
dan and phil wish their fandom was normal.
They could only hope. But we aren't and *I LOVE IT*
xD
Some wishes never come true
It’s good to have dreams just as long as you don’t believe in them too much
I would like your amazing comment.. But it's on 666 likes and I'm not gonna ruin that
Mine has Dan and Phil in front of a huge Sister Daniel.
DAN AND PHIL CLEANSE THEIR SINS.
amazing 10/10
Hey do you think PINOF 8 will be November 3 since that's the day the book comes out?
Fiona Smith I hope it is. November 3rd is my birthday and that would just be amazing.
Lucky! P.S. I love both of your nicknames
Fiona Smith #allyousinnersstandupsinghallelujah
"We're too high for 4G. Can I go to hell?" SCREAMING
THIS HAS JUST MADE MY DAY 145% BETTER OMG
I love you!!!
sHIT HI I ACTUALLY SPOTTED YOU (same tbh)
You are one of my favorite youtuber omg
I love your videos
I read that as 14.5% and started to wonder
Tøp: All my friends are heathens take it slow....
Phil: .... Heathens. Heathens are the best.
Tøp and dan and phil fan base: *facepalm*
I’m dead
As both a TØP fan and Phannie, I can confirm this to be real fact.
Menchie I can confirm
Me in a nutshell whilst watching that part
I can confirm this is true
8:16 MY HEART WASNT READY FOR THAT :'(
SAME
ME IN GENERAL WASNT READY FOR THAT ;-;
4:25 *"You're not trash"*
that wasn't very convincing Phil
mEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
Ikr
LMAO SAMEE
"what happened in Vegas" wHERES THE VLOG DANNY BOI
It's in the tabinof
Is in tabinof... But you know, it's not pretty accurate
+Amazing Javi wdyn? Of corse they got chased by the fbi and ended up at Area 51
not ok riley I read that as "where's the boi danny vlog" wow
I saw that title of that section and died
Ok, Phil is literally the only person that can sing TØP wrong and I don't get annoyed.
Phanicking Piløts at The Chemical Fall Out Discos same
Truuuueeee
Phanicking Piløts at The Chemical Fall Out Discos
I love your name!!!
It was for copyright I think
Same
"I didn't want to see shrek's form" POOR INNOCENT LIL PHIL
Phil innocent my ass lol
Phil has seen some shit man. Innocent my ass [x2].
He's roommates with Dan, how innocent can one stay in that environment?
Agreed , Phil has seen some shit, don't worry about him. :)
ciel I see you everywhere
**police sirens**
**cuts to a shot of the prison**
**tyler rounds the corner**
**phil emerges from a cell**
HEATHENS
ARE THE BEST
I'm laughing like crazy but I'm trying not to wake up my family. I sound like a pug
RAY
WTF WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY TO ME?!
faith is bored I would like but you have 666 likes
faith is bored
666 likes
Yyaaayyyy
When Dan sang MCR I forgot how to breathe for a second
Same
Same
"Let's take this a second at a time, let's take this one song, this one rhyme, together, let's breathe."
same
And you say to your parents that it will never happen again! I know! I kno-O-O! What that means! I knowoooo! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP! IM TRYING TO SLEEP BUT I CANT BUT I CANT WHEN YOU ALL HAVE GUNS FOR HANDS!
I got the book today.
I read the book today.
I'll love the book forever.
Amia Anderson I
its an amazing book
Dan got mad at Phil for saying sweet mems but that is totally something he would say
I'm 99% sure Dan HAS said that before.
THANKS FOR THE MEMS!
didnt he say it in a dil video?
onE NIGHT AND ONE MORE TIIIIME
+c dizzle thnks fr th mmrs
i wonder how much they had to cut out of this video hm
YOUR PROFILE PIC OML
+Pretzel Bun ;)
They had to cut out the many Phanarts they must have encountered.
1. YES!
2. YOUR ICON!
No but I got cheezwiz
the fact that PHIL has posted 2 videos in one week,, makes me proud
sAME
why?
Claps MY SMOL BEAN IM SO PROUD
Omg same
Same
Dan and phil aren't beans.
They are beanstalks
Because dan has BEANSTALKING phil for a long time
;)
This joke has probs been made heaps of times before but IDGAF
Bye
Leanna Walters this was commented a year ago, and it still made me laugh
you missed the opportunity to say "this joke has *bean* made heaps of times"
@@daniela-qe4lo lima so upset
Youve got to be kid(ney) ing me
DAN SINGING THE SHREK SONG GIVES ME LIFEEE
setting it as my ringtone
I need a full version of it
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
Phil Lester, the only human on the planet who doesn't know the lyrics to Heathens.
he isn't alone .. :0
I don't know either haha
Lilly Pyrope it's pretty great, i recommend.
All my friends are heathens take it slow✌️
nope. i don't listen to twenty one pilots
Believe it or not, my brother thought the ACTUAL LYRICS were, "all my friends are eating steak real slow."
on my related videos was everything wrong with Shrek but there isn't anything wrong with shrek
I hated shrek
I'm a Phanatic Same
Aoibhe O'Donovan Sinner
I'm a Phanatic same
Erin Breanna omg hi Erin! Didn't expect to see you here :D
Rewatching in 2017... Dan looks so different with his hair straightened
Grace Kim I'm in 2018
not rly.. he looks amaZing either way XD
Grace Kim I’m in 2019 ;)
Imperfect Glitch me too the hobbit hair and quiff are the Pokémon evolution of these smol beans
@@deaargraavity same rawr XD uwu :)
i went to my local bookstore and touched DAPGO on the shelves...
i feel like i connected to dan and phil somehow
toasted DiCamillo bread i own it
toasted DiCamillo bread
bless you my child
toasted DiCamillo bread I DID THAT YESTERDAY 😂😂😂
I touched it seductively
toasted DiCamillo bread i bought it. And hugged it
Phil, when are you going to do a Roast Yourself challenge?
petition for phil to rap
no, he's too innocent!
No bc he's a perfect bean
I would die and not in a good way
he cant. he is just to perfect
Is it just me that can't believe this man is turning 30 in 4 months?
time is going by fast
You're not alone
WHAT
you aren't allowed to give me this emotional trauma
He still looks younger than me and I'm only 14 😩
Why is no one commenting on how Dan called Shrek dad?
TWO VIDEOS IN A WEEK PHIL? PLEASE MAKE THIS A REGULAR THING!
IKR
YES
4:10 = my favorite Dan laugh to date
awe
aww >w
actually same
6:08 is my personal favourite :)
1:29 was my personal favorite dan laugh
Me and my family actually did go to a nudist beach
.....
probably the most horrifying thing.
If you need bleach for your eyes, hit me up.
+Lexie Jade they went on purpose because it was the closes beach XD
chanisa thomsom will do hahaha
was there atleast attractive people there?
+Not So Kawaii Potato there was a rather large hairy man running and bombing in...... so I think that answers your question.....
Dan: The idea is here
Me: NO 🎶THE INTERNET IS HERE🎶
Jasmine Ward
god bless you 😂
The internet is graet
You know what else is an idea? You know what else was great? Here's a hint, not talking about the internet; but a particular idea is on the internet.
I mean MCR did make an appearance
Jasmine Ward the MCR is here
Two videos. One Week. Gerard Way has fallen with panic blessings twenty one times.
This is my favorite comment.
my goodness, i need to calm down after Phil's cover of Heathens...
* G note *
WHEN I WAS
+randomkoalalover STOP RIGHT THERE
NEVER
4 vids two weeks (the most liked comment)
Two Vids in a week!! I was not prepared Phillip!
SAME
IKR
What a rebel.
Guys, I'm so shook. How could he do this to us???!
SAME I WAS LIKE WTF BUT IN A GOOD WAY 😂❤️
I was gonna buy dapgo, but then I saw this MASSIVE chocolate bar almost as big as my legs!! Yeah, I'm broke now.
For those interested it was Oreo dairy milk.
Where did you buy it. I need it.
OMG I want it (I like adore Oreos)
"DAIRY" TRIGGERED
im vegan
I have this book and feel so blessed
I can't stop appreciating Phil's eyebrows
Boop "what would your fan account be?" Phill: phills eyelash!!!
You: naw, pills eyebrow 😏
Everyone is crying about MCR and I'm over here like
....Did yall notice Dan called Sherk Dad?
but..... MCRX....😭😭😢😢
I mean, don't get me wrong, I love MCR, but...Dad called Shrek Dad..That's ore concerning xD
*crafting
nerdy kitty I know right right right
Yes and i was like "no one in the comments is gonna talk about this???"
How much smut did they have to cut out of this
so many
You have no idea
probably a few kisses or cuddles.....o-oh you meant....*cough* yep probably a lot
Emily Elizabeth I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS OMLLLLL
Jfc as a piece of trash from this fandom I can say y'all are cringey af
Watching after Phil signed up for the gym 😂
Emmag3333333 ahaha that's what I was thinking! At least one of them it's working out. You go Phil!
Dan and Phil
Get out of my swamp
Great 👍
hahahahahaha!
Nice name
Bahahah
thank you dan and phil for making me feel better when im really upset/sad, i really thank you, cos instead of cutting, ive found a better way to escape all the bad things that happen, thank you
actually same
Alex is a social disappointment same
ACTUAL SAME
Keep being happy!
Alex, you are a social disappointment. YOU JUST HAD TO CHEAT ON ELIZA HUH! Idiot.... i still love you tho
Oh wow. I was just peeking out behind phil. Nice.
8:27 nice bod
Fiona Smith Thanks.
Shrek I'm your biggest fan!!!!!!!!!Love you! ^-^
Antonina Maciag Love you too
Shrek OMG! 0-0
*what the hell is a trash receptacle its trash can*
Nichole Green lol you ask what it is then immediatly answer your own question and people like that....
I call it a trash bin
In America (at least where I am), we don’t have the silver cans though we do refer to those as Trash Cans. We have the color coordinated barrels that we call Trash Barrels or the Barrels. Sometimes my sis and I call them the Trash Bins because we both watch a lot of British stuff.
I just call it a bin
Nichole Green I just call it a bin I’m british
I love Phil cover of Heathens, he should collaborate with TØP
I think i'm on their blacklist now
I love you Phil
+AmazingPhil OMG YOU REPLY TO COMMENTS?!?!?
hi phil
Notice mi filep
I love dan and Phil so much that I actually GO FULLSCREEN for them. *dramatic music*
TheFandomFish SAME
4:57 I WOULD LOVE TO CONGRATULATE MY FREN FOR ACTUSLLY MAKING IT INTO THE VIDEO. NICE GOING YOU MEME LOVING FUCK
ThANK YOU SALT BEAN
LOVE YOU
noelia has freckles l
Recorded: August 5th
Uploaded: September 19th
Thanks
Why do people call dan and Phil smol beans? Have you SEEN their appearance on nerdy nummies? THEY'RE GIANTS
bc we can
well, they have the personality of a smol bean, but oH MY GOD I MET THEM ON THEIR TOUR AND HOLY SHIT THEYRE HUGE
they're tall smol beans
they're tol smol beans
Welcome to the Phandom, our theorizing is trash, and so are we!
MY BODY IS READY
Sugoi I love you
Senpai
OMG BROOKS ILY
OMG HI MOM
Same
"It's ready for preorder" IVE GOT MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS COVERED!
What's that? No one really wants/needs them? Aww too bad *click* I just ordered 56 of them... What a shame... MORE FOR MEEEEEE!
Sorry. I'm tired.
This comment was art.
I WANT ONE
well if you've got any extras i'll take like 28393
I'm going to ask for it for the Christmases
i missed tatinof.. i was not in the phandom when it came..
IT CAME TO MY FRICKIN STATE OMG I CANNOT.
I APOLOGIZE
snazzysmølbean Same!
Same. I cried
I'm seeing Interactive Introverts though!
Same
ME TOO AND I FUCKING CRIED FOR A WEEK
will they ever age? Are they vampires? They never look different!
You obviously haven't seen Tan Howell 😂
+love lovelyxiomara oh nooo xDD
Sup
Well they are very pale
No, they just age backwards, duh!
when you are the moSt tøp trash and dan and phil talk about them im cryingalot i love when my favs talk about my favs this is so muc
dose tjis mak sinc
yes dis dos mak sinc
Miranda shoop omg same
"heathens... are the best"
omgg ikr this is too muchh
im crying phil just started playing his suitcase and saying heathens are the best
yes HES SO ADORABLE
same i literally burst into laughter
Who else comes back to these videos and watches them again?
OKAY! If anybody else sang Heathens wrong i would kill them, but since it was Phil, it's okay.
phil is amazing...lol
But it was really fcking cringey
all my slow are friends take it heathens
Tell me why you like them so much? They are fucking retarded I can't even sit through 1 vid without cringing atleast 1874929284839829285 times
are you talking about Dan and Phil or tøp?
Are you talking about Dan & Phil or tøp? Because tøp isn't cringy at all. And D&P do sightly cringey things from time to time but they are still very funny and entertaining - at least for me :)
Dan and Phil: *mentions tøp and mcr
Me: *sheds mcr and tøp tears
Same I had to pause the video for a fangirling moment
**mutters** I'm so emo.... I fell apart.... **dies and fades away**
Same
Don't cry craft
Lol
4:10 Am I the only one who keeps replaying Dan's laugh? Nobody? Okay.
no,I keep watching it too
Saaaaaaaaaaaaame
I always rewind Dan's big laughs because it's rare especially the one with "an owl slide" lol
Don't worry... I did too lol
Omfg I did that too 😂😂😂
Hey Dan,Phil, thnks fr th mmrs
BlackVeilBrides Army Even tho they werent so good
he taste like you but sweeter
bvb army ! sorry
Be my best fren
Angel E. ONE NIGHT AND ONE MORE TIME
omg I clicked on my phone and it was MAGICAL!
SAME
TRUE AF, OMFFF
i thought i was the only one
Same and then I seen my friends meme was featured and I screamed
omg sameee
I want someone to look at me the way Dan looks at Phil ( 1:17 )
me too
I love how Dan take care of Phil.
at that time he said beautiful object.... I'm crafting
HAHAHAHAHHA why is this me?! dead
Phil's face is amazing
I'm actually gonna be "aeroplane reading" dapgo tommorow on my way to canada😂in ya face dan phil was right
I live in canada o.O
I live in canada
I live in Canada
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
HE SAID
SON WHEN YOU GROW UP
WILL YOU BE
THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN
THE BEATEN
AND THE DAMNED
HE SAID WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM? YOUR DEMONS
deadsunshine AND ALL THE NON-BELIEVERS, THE PLANS THAT THEY HAVE MADE...
BECAUSE ONE DAY
I'LL LEAVE YOU
A PHANTOM TO LEAD YOU IN THE SUMMER,
TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE
Attack on Fairy Tail you missed TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
2 Phil videos 1 week? I've been blessed
In 1 week
maybe Dan should fuqing do that
ikr same
ikr and Dan's video was also not long ago I am so confused and happy
I HIGHLY AGREE WITH YOUR COMMENT
what the hell nobody on the planet says trash receptacle
Birds that can't fly RIGHT! We say trashcan lol
we say "bin"
broccoli I was looking for this comment
broccoli I say trash bin.
I say rubbish bin
IF WE GOT DAN TO 6 MIL THEN I THINK WE CAN GET PHIL TO 4 MIL #GetPhilTo4Mil
yess!
AmazingPhanIsNotOnFire YASS
Lets get it treanding on twitter!
AmazingPhanIsNotOnFire We should try and do it by his birthday
Jess we did! and then it went downhill for some reason 😖
“Sweeeeet mems”
_mems_
ממממממממממממממממממממממממממממממממממממממממממממ
I’m sorry for those who understand this
I pronounced that as memes for some reason ( the internet has infected me with memes i cant even pronounce mems )
joshjoshjoshdun loll
But lol In Hebrew is ההה
joshjoshjoshdun no I’m like 99% sure it’s hei not chet
joshjoshjoshdun I could be wrong but idk it might be chets
8:14 I'M CRAFTING OMF
Not so much
Same
Not so much ikr😂😂😂
whEn i wAs a yOunG bOy
[DIL] [HOWELLESTER] He said son when grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the Damned
my emo heart
Why? Why are must Phil have such beautiful eyes? They are so pretty!
English
He is so pretty
Why are must you write wrong?
Why couldn't I use proper English whilst writing this?😐
Phanic! At the twenty one MCR fallout disco Fangirl what are you talking about those are the eyes of an angel what
OMFG THE "DAN AND PHIL MEET FANS" WAS MY FAVORITE AHAHAHA😂😂😂
It's true, we're all trash
I don't think so b**ch☝
Sophia it's funny because it's true
"Heathens are the best!" **bangs on suitcase** When you don't wanna get copyrighted😂
If they make a cookbook they should call it "whisk"
Omg you just had too didn't you
"Whisking with D&P"
Oh lord no
+Phantastic Skeletons YES
The Art Of Whisking
When "idea" rhymes with "here"
So blessed. So moved. Appreciate.
4:11 i love how its still 'our house' even without Dan living there
Since when does Dan not live there?
SummerSolemnlySwears he said 'if you didnt live here that is what our house would look like' when he house plants one came up
What? Why isnt he living there anymore?!
/)_- can people please watch the part of the video i said before asking if Dan moved out
Ttckdos The Tall Oh...sorry. Yea i saw the part though i was just confused
1:48 😂😂
"it's a great, coffee table book"
"yeah, toilet book"
"door stop"
"airplane..reading"
I find it weird how shrek the full movie is recommended under this video for me 😂
Piglet Wiglet I got mlp and Sofia the 1
Piglet Wiglet I have everything wrong with Shrek
Piglet Wiglet omg
I got Dan and Phil games videos and a random mystic messenger animatic. (sad because it's the drunk yoosung one)
Piglet Wiglet haha 😂
Thank you Phil for uploading on a crappy day, it has been the worst day of my life and I couldn't stop crying. Your video made me smile for 10 whole minutes, thank you so much :)
i hope your day only gets better from here! I'm sorry it hasn't been a nice one today but just remember that life gets better and you can conquer anything! xx
really really hope it gets better, my life at the moment isn't great, but just stay strong, and it will be better soon.
Awww hope your are ok xx 😘 Dan and Phil make everything better
thanks guys :) I hope you had a great day
PHILLIP WHERE IS THE NEW UNDERTALE VIDEO. WERE DYING OUT HERE
Leah Payne YES YES WE ARE
Leah Payne watch someone else play it, like jacksepticeye, he's done 2 play throughs of it
Tastrager OH shut it cos people want to see dan and Phil play it
Charlotte IsLife but what's the point when someone else has already done it.
I actually wrote a big paragraph on this, but UA-cam decided to be a bitch and delete it
ive made an actual dedication not to watch any other youtuber play it because I only want to see them finish it and I don't want spoilers and know what gonna happen, idk is it just me?
sometimes, i just have to pause a video of them, close my eyes and think about how beautiful they are. anyone else?
toomanyfandoms tocreateausername yep. Me too
When they mentioned tøp I almost screamed
same
Omg same!
SAMEE
Same tbh.
child
dan and phil go outside
just to play pokemon go
i don't even watch d and p but u better i bet i lost my shit when dan did his shrek impression oh lord be with us
your profile pic is ace
when did he do it?
Mani Dwagon DARRIIIIAAAAAA
In America we call them "trash cans" not "trash recepticles" XD
not anymore
they do nowww
In Canada, we call them garbage cans.
I call them “me”
Yes it sounds more.. trashier?
0:22 been to so many places yet you couldn't come to New Zealand 😢😢🇳🇿🇳🇿
I KNOW RIGHT OH MY GOD
Represent fam
OML YES WHY
I cri with you (*´ー｀*)
NZ Proud rip
accidentally open for tøp
N I C e
nice
lmao
|-/
|-/
Okay a TØP reference and an MCR reference in the same video
I literally fucking cant
Same
*dies in emo*
*sobbing*
samee
I CANT FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS!!!!!!!
This is random but I just accidentally hit myself in the face with something
why do i have subscribers can relate
why do i have subscribers are you phil in disguise
Was it your phone??-
is no one going to recognize that dan called shrek dad
"dad i didnt want to see you this way"
at 8:30
you thought i was joking
Wtf i just noticed that.
I got DAPGO twice for Christmas
Indira Acharya
You should give me one i got no merch or phandom related things this Christmas 😭😭😭
give me one
when they panicked on the red room one I died
What is a red room?
I'm to scared to look it up
It's from 50 shades of grey 😂 with all of Christian greys sex toys in it 😂
ily
iconic
I love that two grown men had a full on conversation about beans.
And we sit and smile while they debate what sort of bean they are - tol beans.
"You're not trash"
"A good half of them are" truuu
woah two videos in one week i feel so blessed
+
RIGHT
same
Dan and Phil join the...
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
MCRX
Took me into the city
To see a marching band
HE SAID
SON WHEN
Dan doesn't admit to it but he's really good at stuff like singing, impressions and he's really clever and stuff