Opie & Anthony: David Caruso One Liners

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  • @jamesmoseley5428
    @jamesmoseley5428 9 років тому +227

    I can't stress this enough. The greatest radio duo of all time would be Patrice and Anthony. Holy shit those two make gold when they get together. Rip Patrice

    • @nathangonzalez5477
      @nathangonzalez5477 5 років тому +11

      James Moseley Patrice was the goat when it just came down to being funny on any format. Also him and Ant literally could talk about ANYTHING! They would have great serious conversation and they would still end up making the shit hilarious. I was so bummed when Patrice died. I literally a few weeks before had bought tickets because he was gonna be coming to Cleveland. And I was scared to take my girl because I didn’t want him to attack us lol Miss you Patrice.

    • @Spootnik
      @Spootnik 4 роки тому

      @83rdox The world could never handle Patrice and Joey meeting, especially back then

    • @elartedepararte
      @elartedepararte 2 роки тому +2

      Best trio partice ant and jimmy

    • @RootVegetabIe
      @RootVegetabIe Рік тому

      Anthony didn't even go to Patrice's funeral. He didn't give a fuck about him.

    • @JackQNielsen
      @JackQNielsen Рік тому

      @Life's a Game and Aryans Won the Championship love Patrice to what?

  • @Spootnik
    @Spootnik 4 роки тому +76

    I love when Anthony and Patrice just ignore Opie and keep going. Never hear that kind of chemistry again on the radio

    • @johnmiller5679
      @johnmiller5679 11 місяців тому +2

      Opie is not a funny man. Anthony and Patrice are just coming up with funny bits while Opie is lost.

  • @l0ufromdaBX
    @l0ufromdaBX 6 років тому +35

    “Either he’s dead.... or he’s not alive....” AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

  • @yaqeenahbrim5388
    @yaqeenahbrim5388 8 років тому +80

    "It looks like something caught her."
    Patrice: WHAT!!!
    His disbelief at how bad it is is hilarious.

    • @bokehintheussr5033
      @bokehintheussr5033 7 років тому +3

      love how the next clip is actually worse than their riffing

    • @jamesthomison4356
      @jamesthomison4356 4 роки тому

      The line would be bad without the dramatic pauses but thats the icing on a shit cake

  • @nonsocial1092
    @nonsocial1092 9 років тому +132

    Patrice's laugh always makes my day better. RIP.

    • @sandygrungerson1177
      @sandygrungerson1177 7 років тому

      they spend 30 fucking minutes on caruso's sunglasses, but then shit all over joe piscopo...O&A are the fucking worst sweaty hacks in radio

    • @andrewrobertson3894
      @andrewrobertson3894 7 років тому +2

      Sandy Grungerson hahaha, fuck off you piece of shit :)

    • @sandygrungerson1177
      @sandygrungerson1177 7 років тому

      god theyre fucking terrible tryhard cringemeat

    • @FunlandRobot
      @FunlandRobot 6 років тому +3

      Or...does your day make Patrice laugh?
      YEEEEAAAAAAAAA

    • @mrskinszszs
      @mrskinszszs 6 років тому +3

      Sandy Grungerson Not nearly as bad as your tryhard insults. 'Cringemeat'? Yeugh.

  • @nschultz417
    @nschultz417 3 роки тому +19

    I love how that exploding barbecue grill produced a fireball big enough to cause that cop to fly and gain lift like a hot air balloon but caused zero damage to the grill itself.

  • @ph6376
    @ph6376 5 років тому +28

    I think Caruso knew exactly what he was doing and it made Horatio Caine an iconic character. Because sometimes.....something is so bad...(sunglasses)...it's good.

    • @Chippahwrld
      @Chippahwrld 3 місяці тому +2

      This aged perfectly 😂

  • @rcstockton
    @rcstockton 6 років тому +25

    Nothing makes me happier than Patrice laughing his ass off. Favorite comic of all time. RIP.

    • @mk202
      @mk202 6 років тому +2

      Struggle Chewie He always makes me smile too. 😆

    • @jasoncinema
      @jasoncinema 7 місяців тому +1

      He’s missed every damn day. 🥺 What a comedian. And his wit was so quick.

  • @dbcooprrr
    @dbcooprrr 7 років тому +39

    This CSI bit was the first time I ever heard O&A on the radio. I was about to go to school, but I decided to sit in the car and listen instead. I was 17 at the time. I couldnt believe how funny these guys were. Ive been a fan ever since. It was a shame it ended how it did. I never predicted it ending like that.

    • @4Legacy
      @4Legacy 6 років тому +3

      dbcooprrr Yeah it's a shame. They kinda got sucked into the same crap they were always above

  • @gdawgs101
    @gdawgs101 8 років тому +80

    Butch: "You okay?"
    Marcellus: "I'm pretty fucking far... from okay"
    YEEEAAAAH!!!

    • @scottybricks3996
      @scottybricks3996 3 роки тому

      😅🤣😂

    • @PhantomFilmAustralia
      @PhantomFilmAustralia 2 роки тому +2

      PUNK: "Wash day tomorrow. Nothing clean, right?"
      TERMINATOR: "Nothing clean... right."
      *YEEEEAAAAHH!!!!*

  • @FunlandRobot
    @FunlandRobot 6 років тому +94

    “I was stepped on....by a colored guy”
    YEAAAAAAAAAAA
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @95Lodgey
    @95Lodgey 6 років тому +17

    I made him an offer . . . he couldn’t refuse. YEAAAAH!

  • @gametheory7533
    @gametheory7533 9 років тому +107

    I love how Patrice just can't believe it's real 'cause it's so bad. XD

  • @thegiftedone
    @thegiftedone Рік тому +7

    Patrice: He came He analyzed He conquered

  • @Matthiacle666
    @Matthiacle666 9 років тому +39

    Opie's "trying to include himself" laugh is the best part

    • @thefirmament1616
      @thefirmament1616 8 років тому +3

      ya ive noticed hes never laughing

    • @johnmiller5679
      @johnmiller5679 11 місяців тому

      He is not a funny guy, best thing that even happened to him was Anthony.

  • @abstractnonsense3253
    @abstractnonsense3253 4 роки тому +8

    Louie... (puts on sunglasses) ... Beans
    YEAAAHH

  • @yackum_3331
    @yackum_3331 2 місяці тому +1

    Won't be seen but bravo for synching all of this up. Had to take a while

  • @summerm7677
    @summerm7677 6 років тому +8

    Ohhh Patrice, you are missed man. Some of the biggest laughs I ever had, and some of the most brilliant opinions I ever heard all from Patrice.

  • @kevjohn2006
    @kevjohn2006 2 роки тому +9

    7:50 it's been nearly a decade since I first heard this clip, but I will never forget Patrick's incredulous "WH-WHAT!?!" at heading how bad this show's writing was. I also love how he proceeds to break down the entire formula within 5 minutes.

  • @mike35macri
    @mike35macri 9 років тому +41

    This video is gonna be huge... Yes Opie we heard you the first 17 times

    • @MartKencuda
      @MartKencuda 8 років тому +14

      Just him trying to convince the audience that they're on the cutting edge of current memes.

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 5 років тому +3

      @@MartKencuda Have you heard the one where he just plays a Family Guy clip instead of contributing something funny himself? You can hear the awkwardness of everyone in the room as they're thinking "Why is he just playing a Family Guy clip?"

    • @ihavegivenup2887
      @ihavegivenup2887 3 роки тому

      @@E101ification sounds like you're describing big jay on bonfire

  • @jshudo44
    @jshudo44 7 років тому +32

    “Frankly my dear, (puts on his sunglasses) I don’t give a damn.”

  • @ToruKun1
    @ToruKun1 9 років тому +26

    Patrice trying to say "This guy is Stanislavski-trained" is my favorite part.

    • @ryanheppel861
      @ryanheppel861 8 років тому +13

      Guess Patrice couldn't get the method....man
      YEEAAAAHHH!!!!
      ...boo

    • @liambutler6595
      @liambutler6595 7 років тому +3

      Ya, Stravinsky is the Composer....fucking Opie

    • @chrisbrown18andup
      @chrisbrown18andup 7 років тому +1

      ToruKun1 what an esoteric reference LOL. I had to Google it. I'm kind of interested in his books now. I'm not planning on ever being a character actor, but I'd bet they provide interesting insight.

    • @akim2442
      @akim2442 6 років тому +1

      Patrice works in show business, and comedians act in movies/TV all the time. Patrice himself has several credits on TV shows and movies. So it makes sense he would be aware of acting terms.

  • @Elusive_Pete
    @Elusive_Pete 4 роки тому +10

    That Shatner impression mad me cry. Holy shiiiiit.

  • @thermalchill
    @thermalchill 5 років тому +5

    I am so glad, that. I found this. Video

  • @thatch
    @thatch 9 років тому +33

    Haha Opie with some rare self reflection @ 5:35

    • @Aphasia17
      @Aphasia17 7 років тому +1

      not gonna see him no more

  • @petesmith9475
    @petesmith9475 5 років тому +4

    best thing is how Patrice can't believe this show is for real at first lol "eiher he's dead... or not alive."

  • @goreds551
    @goreds551 Рік тому +5

    "Hickory dickory dock, the mouse went up the clock....I don't think he knows what time it is. YEAAHHH" LOL

  • @kronmedina4148
    @kronmedina4148 6 років тому +22

    From Jaws following an attack,
    *Sunglasses*
    Well....This really bites

  • @82battisti
    @82battisti 8 місяців тому +1

    Dude i love how long it took for anthony to catch on the "have a nice day" reference lol

  • @1111Tactical
    @1111Tactical 9 років тому +67

    Looks like we...got someone who's like dead or sumthin'...tss tss fawk YEAAAAHHHH! (The Who starts playin')

    • @TaRAAASHBAGS
      @TaRAAASHBAGS 8 років тому +8

      Why not sum Sick Fawughgkin Puppies?!

    • @jacobhenry16
      @jacobhenry16 8 років тому +13

      Person: she's been raped but there's no cause of death
      Chippah: Tss (puts on glasses) Mussuh had a big peckuh
      YEEEEEAAHH!!

    • @E101ification
      @E101ification 7 років тому

      +Jacob Henry - XD

    • @slipamo4309
      @slipamo4309 7 років тому +3

      Chip Caruso

    • @lousalvador1632
      @lousalvador1632 7 років тому

      Patrice?

  • @radicalpinkman8659
    @radicalpinkman8659 9 років тому +18

    Anthony 's "horrid" made me laugh out loud

  • @WhoBeSilly
    @WhoBeSilly 5 років тому +6

    Ha ha ha ha Patrice nailed the formula for Caruso one-liners at 11:20. Classic radio!!!!!!

  • @AJTheGraftMan
    @AJTheGraftMan 6 років тому +17

    13:10 greatest laugh ever

  • @sadeaton
    @sadeaton 3 роки тому +2

    This encouraged so many people to grow up and become a Detective.

  • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
    @Thunderchild-gz4gc Рік тому +3

    Why don't take a seat... right over there?
    YEAH!

  • @FunnyBoland
    @FunnyBoland 7 років тому +11

    "and da boat wiff da big fan in da back..." hhahhahaha

  • @MikeyReaper864
    @MikeyReaper864 2 місяці тому +1

    The fact his name on the show is "Horatio" makes it even funnier, for some reason....

  • @dirthpool
    @dirthpool 2 роки тому +6

    I love listening to Patrice and Anthony going back and forth while Opie struggles to keep up.

    • @Chippahwrld
      @Chippahwrld 3 місяці тому

      Struggles to keep up? We watching the same video? HE CARRIED THE WHOLE SEGMENT.

  • @midnightmist871
    @midnightmist871 7 років тому +22

    HAHAHA Patrice loses it at around 13:06

  • @knicksfule
    @knicksfule 6 років тому +9

    Ant and Patrice at their best

  • @johnmiller5679
    @johnmiller5679 6 місяців тому +1

    It’s raining and he is under an umbrella and he still puts the sunglasses on. What would be funnier is if he did this every episode then after the commercial break he is never seen from or mentioned again the whole rest of the show. He just does that Walsh off and then other people handle the case and he is never mentioned until the next show.

  • @E101ification
    @E101ification 7 років тому +24

    If Andrea Yates had lived in Miami: "Well Frank, looks like this mother threw the baby.............out with the bathwater...."
    _YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!_

  • @MartKencuda
    @MartKencuda 8 років тому +22

    Ant and Patrice are coming up with great lines by themselves while the board op has to take mediocre lines from the audience.

    • @ryanheppel861
      @ryanheppel861 8 років тому +24

      sounds like Opie....pushes your buttons
      YEEAAAAHHH!!!!

  • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
    @Thunderchild-gz4gc Рік тому +2

    The Diceman one liners

  • @josephselkow2845
    @josephselkow2845 7 років тому +11

    Is this a great video?
    (pause, put on shades)
    or is this video great?
    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @chelereyes3305
    @chelereyes3305 3 роки тому +8

    Imagine becoming a millionaire doing this shit😂
    American Dream right there

  • @iffyAttorney
    @iffyAttorney 9 років тому +20

    18:08 Opie had a good line.

  • @alisterfolson
    @alisterfolson 9 років тому +2

    Thanks for the laughs!!

  • @MrBackoftheface
    @MrBackoftheface 7 років тому +5

    "Hey Horatio, Opie got fired." "Well Frank, looks like this shock jock..............wasneverfuckingfunnyanddeservedtobefiredalongtimeago"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • @rem299
    @rem299 6 років тому +12

    6:20 ... perfect example of opie being chip!!! thank god patrice was on top of things.

  • @frankbonini7085
    @frankbonini7085 Рік тому +3

    CSI : Miami ...
    ... Come for the David Caruso One-Liners ... Stay for the Emily Proctor, Kandi Alexander, Sofia Milos & Eva LaRue

  • @beatsinmycrates
    @beatsinmycrates 6 років тому +3

    Patrice and Ant . Would be great if he was alive today to visit compound media. These two are always on the same page.

  • @fifihey
    @fifihey 8 років тому +23

    "..yeah that's about 5 cents from 50."

    • @mac78xxx28
      @mac78xxx28 5 років тому +1

      I got a one liner.. You pictureperfect sexy😘

  • @johnhammond9962
    @johnhammond9962 2 роки тому +2

    Holy shit I'm fucking crying

  • @annecorey607
    @annecorey607 5 років тому

    They all very good teams they love each other very much Bless you all have a good day thank you

  • @BFSOM
    @BFSOM 6 років тому +3

    He's a very..... willful boy

  • @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
    @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 4 роки тому +3

    I wonder if Patrice knew that David Caruso was married to the actress who played Edna Hockett in Friday The 13th Part 3 when the movie was made, Friday The 13th Part 3 being the one Patrice specifically mentioned that he loved.

  • @HMSConqueror
    @HMSConqueror 8 років тому +2

    Only david caruso makes it cool...*puts glasses on YEEEEEAHHHHH

  • @habanerojones2169
    @habanerojones2169 5 місяців тому +2

    I have AIDS, and now (puts on sunglasses) so do you. YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!

  • @michaelreich4827
    @michaelreich4827 Місяць тому

    There are now 5 CSI shows (original, NY, Miami, Vegas, Cyber).

  • @CJ_YT.
    @CJ_YT. Рік тому +1

    'y'know what they say... sunglasses are cool. or maaybe... it's hot out here...'

  • @johnmiller5679
    @johnmiller5679 11 місяців тому +1

    What would make the show even better is if Caruso did his thing at the beginning and then you never saw him the rest of the show. And nobody even mentions him as if he does not exist. The. Next show the same thing.
    .

  • @thomaskishmanii2675
    @thomaskishmanii2675 8 років тому +28

    The real reason Caruso walks away is because the writing is that bad

    • @bokehintheussr5033
      @bokehintheussr5033 7 років тому +12

      He rushes back to his trailer to take a shower after delivering the lines

    • @LeatherCladVegan
      @LeatherCladVegan 5 років тому +3

      Perhaps he should just...
      ...keep on walking YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 5 років тому +5

    Little boy blue...
    ...he needed...
    ...the money...
    YEEEEAHHHHH

  • @SporadicMovementz
    @SporadicMovementz 8 років тому +16

    My 2nd wife watched this crap. I used to piss her off by, whenever Caruso paused dramatically, finishing his line before he could. What a hack

    • @imanf18bro
      @imanf18bro 8 років тому +2

      SporadicMovementz I'm sorry for your loss.

  • @cl4709
    @cl4709 7 років тому +4

    This video is fuckin hilarious

  • @michaelmitchell4992
    @michaelmitchell4992 2 роки тому +4

    The best one I ever saw was in the original CSI where a midget was killed and the dude says "looks like we have a little murder"

  • @mikebarbieri3345
    @mikebarbieri3345 3 роки тому +1

    "No....I am your father!"
    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

  • @heyitsvos
    @heyitsvos 8 років тому +35

    Annnnnnd...Op spoils the riffing once again.

  • @thorbus
    @thorbus 6 років тому +1

    "It's the Opie and Anthony Sh- OWWWWWW!!!" not bad

  • @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
    @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 8 років тому +2

    Did anybody see that Roger Daltrey episode where everybody had to pretend they didn't notice one person wearing a bunch of different Halloween masks throughout the entire thing?

    • @LeatherCladVegan
      @LeatherCladVegan 5 років тому

      YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
      Nah dude, never saw it.

  • @juanelorriaga2840
    @juanelorriaga2840 4 роки тому +2

    “You want a coke with that?”
    “No”

  • @LouJNT
    @LouJNT 7 років тому +12

    I got stepped on.... by a colored guy, YEAHHHHH!!!

  • @michaelmitchell4992
    @michaelmitchell4992 2 роки тому +1

    "What's my problem, Your in my fucking house"

  • @mikecappadocia5959
    @mikecappadocia5959 4 місяці тому +1

    Blow and A

  • @TheeAccountable
    @TheeAccountable 3 роки тому

    “It depends on what your definition of ... *sunglasses* ... IT is...”
    YAHHHHHHH

  • @luisrojas3173
    @luisrojas3173 7 років тому +5

    That's about five cents from fifty

  • @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
    @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 7 років тому +1

    I don't know if they explained that this is the intro thing that he did. It's not like this was happening constantly throughout the show. Those lines were his "Live From New York...."

    • @brutallyhonest123
      @brutallyhonest123 7 років тому

      Kissai Sith Jen'ari that's an accurate description of how silly this idea was. They expected people to take this seriously. SNL hasn't made me laugh this much since the 90s

    • @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
      @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 7 років тому

      "Or maybe, brutallyhonest123, your sense of humor went out...............................with the Macarena" "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! .................................................We don't get fooled again!!! Don't get fooled again!!!"

  • @bunkerbuster8729
    @bunkerbuster8729 Рік тому +2

    The Rizzuto Show RIPPED this bit off hard. Pests should attack

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc Рік тому

      Besides here are The Pests even active anymore?

    • @bunkerbuster8729
      @bunkerbuster8729 Рік тому +1

      @@Thunderchild-gz4gc im just trying to spread the word about this particular morning show. They have ripped off a fuck ton of material. And now that one of their hosts got cancelled for being a creep they have went softer than Howard.

    • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
      @Thunderchild-gz4gc Рік тому

      ​@bunkerbuster8729 fair enough. Post this stuff on TACS videos.

  • @hudhastings1
    @hudhastings1 6 років тому +1

    I like David Caruso it's hilarious but that's what people like. He was good in Rambo

  • @SAM-ru4vx
    @SAM-ru4vx 7 років тому +9

    looks like wwe hired............these writers

    • @brutallyhonest123
      @brutallyhonest123 7 років тому

      OLE SammyOLE lol Patrice would find that particularly funny. He was a writer for wwe for about a week

  • @josephedwarddowling5919
    @josephedwarddowling5919 4 роки тому +1

    Can any one explain how that show was so popular? I wish they filmed Patrice watching it !!

  • @bricecate
    @bricecate 7 років тому

    Oh man opie was so funny in the beginning of this! said his line may be in all the comedy clubs, but you know it was too brilliant for the average comic to think up.

  • @opiniondude1
    @opiniondude1 3 роки тому

    You put velcro on the roof.....
    Yeeeaaahhhhh!!!

  • @lukemich12
    @lukemich12 9 років тому +4

    only 42 views?!

  • @theboyx323
    @theboyx323 7 років тому

    to fix Anthonys list of CSI"s its :CSI Las Vegas CSI Miami & CSI New York with LV being the original.

  • @FunnyBoland
    @FunnyBoland 7 років тому +3

    Patrice's laff makes me appee.

  • @soupafi
    @soupafi 7 років тому +6

    I miss Patrice

  • @CrapLuckSimon
    @CrapLuckSimon 7 років тому +1

    I wish Opie
    Would stop fucking interrupting
    YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH

  • @johnmiller5679
    @johnmiller5679 11 місяців тому +1

    Ict Benin Berliner. They have to be doing this on purpose because people expect it.

  • @1manorgy
    @1manorgy 5 років тому +1

    Jimmy woulda had a field day with this.

  • @Kongatthegates00
    @Kongatthegates00 3 роки тому +2

    Did someone crack ass at 7:49

  • @advancedraymondology2914
    @advancedraymondology2914 4 роки тому +1

    Patrice loving something was the greatest. Haha.

  • @stevenw2028
    @stevenw2028 5 років тому +3

    Frank . . . . . It's a killer. 17:46

  • @hypnotoad28
    @hypnotoad28 4 роки тому

    Where's the original video? I wanna see it, cause there were a few missed here

  • @frankfurt1063
    @frankfurt1063 8 днів тому

    looks like this show....has come to an end

  • @Thunderchild-gz4gc
    @Thunderchild-gz4gc Рік тому +1

    David retired in 2012

  • @FormulaPunRacer
    @FormulaPunRacer 2 роки тому +1

    What happens when CSI MIAMI mushes with Swan Lake?
    (I haven’t got this right yet, so forgive me if this sucks)
    Horatio and Siegfried see Princess Odette being kidnapped by Rothbart
    Horatio says to Siegfried: Don’t worry Siegfried. I’m gonna help you get Odette back. Since Rothbart dared to kidnap your girlfriend and turn her into a swan, he ruffled the wrong feathers
    (Puts on sunglasses)
    😎
    Mine
    YEEEAAAAAAH!

  • @pnlson5629
    @pnlson5629 6 років тому +4

    ...I was stepped on... by a colored guy. YYYEEAAAHHH!!!

  • @Newarksfinest05
    @Newarksfinest05 8 місяців тому +1

    24:53