Blue Blood Aquatics I think they’ve been friends for more than 10yrs. Joey said more than once on the podcast that JR got him into comedy, and mind that Joey started comedy in ‘91,’92.
I wish joey Diaz was my uncle that came over for holidays so I could hear him tell stories and flip out about how the lasagna is leaking out of the pan and get upset that the dog won't stop barking at the wind
I have an uncle alot like joey but joey had the one kid he screwed up with and my uncle has like 7 and he makes excuses about how it's their fault they were screw ups. Kills the mood.
i SkyWalKing there’s no real way of proving it either way, but I’ve never heard anyone come out and call bullshit on any of Joey’s stories and I’ve heard him tell the same story on several different podcasts and they go exactly the same. Bryan Callen on the other hand... bullshit artist 😂😂
Haha, "you could snort coke, dance, get your sick sucked and get your shoes shined all at the same time and be home by 6." Definitely one of the best Joey Diaz quotes lol.
Idk if you’ll see this, but watch Joey Diaz on the Honeydew podcast with Ryan sickler. He tells his whole life story. Incredible tale from an incredible man.
Joe "I don't think so i just got the impression I'm so - asteroids Oh no i was coming over the place to take the argument that they are losing the butt" Rogan.
What is so funny... he didnt drink it, he has leftovers.. its good, he is getting rid of the sodas while quenching thirst of someone else... 2 birds stoned at once!
Zach Guerrero lol right. He like it has stevia in it. "One day i ordered a diet coke and it was regular coke it, i said mmm this is sooo fuckin good". Lol
bunch of fables haha i just said in a different comment maybe 10% of the bs he says is true seriously idk how anybody could believe anything that comes out of that dudes mouth, its like when rogan talks about cars. IF you do know anything about the subject its obvious dude knows jack shit about the topic but acts like he knows everything about it.
Wes J. The guy was a coke head with no family for near 30 years, starting in the 80s you ppl, why would he lie most of the shit he says is believable considering his state and the times, does he exaggerate sometimes, sure probably, but his stories are probably true, he has no reason to lie, multiple guests on his podcast have backed up some of the more ridiculous ones
I liked the bro from blink but he really didn't have his shit together. Almost worried for him.. I don't want those conspiracy pricks to drain him of all his money. He genuinely believes everything the head of the special defence will advise him on
Yup...he and the guy from sopranos met in an airport and they looked like brothers...was on joeys phone i think. One of the early rogan podcasts...sorry i cant remember more.lol, i cant remember the name of the actor or his characters name but he did wear a wire for the fbi but couldnt go through with it. The boys found out and they killed him at the wharf .I think iv got that right. That dude was a really big,lovable, kinda guy.
I was addicted to pain pills for years! Doctor prescribed them and being young and naive I never considered that they might be bad for me. Over 10 years later and a couple methadone clinics later I quit cold turkey. But it feels like a panic attack mixed with post workout soreness mixed with depression, hot/cold chills, anger, hopelessness, constipation and diarrhea alternatingly. HOLY SHIT THAT WAS DIFFICULT! 💊😔
It was great but he had a tendency to come in there freshly baked off an edible or whatever, be shot out of a cannon for the first hour and a half, then be totally spent and lifeless for the second half.
Joey Diez " It's all Nancy Reagan fault with that whole just say no shit , just let the kids smoke dope and see what life what it really is ' LMFAO what a fucking line
Hentai Kult they fucked up by lumping pot in there with all the other bad shit. The “say no” campaign even had the opposite effect on me... I tried weed for a while and was like “oh they lied about this, that must mean they lied about all drugs” then I tried roxys and got into a 4-5 year long addiction and wanted to kill my self sometimes. Destroyed my life and it stole the best years of my life. Don’t fuck with anything other than pot guys
2:09:40 thank you so much joe... the part at my life.. in 10 min ill be 27 years old and I'm struggling to survive helping my mom and trying to help my self, thank you for this words man...
Praying for you man cause I lost my mom coming up on 2 years and I took care of her since I was 17 since she got colon cancer but I know the struggles bro and I hope things get better and I hope you find peace for a second or more cause I know how hectic it can get but much love 🙏🏻❤️
Dew Shbag At least he doesn't have them on youtube. I know he has them all at the beginning if you download the mp3 files of them. Maybe he means midway through?
Joey Diaz always has the greatest stories. Every time he comes on he is hilarious, yet relatable. Bill Burr also just great guest on this podcast. DMT story is Joe's best podcast ever though!
Joey in a conversation about what size bed is most cost efficient: "Yeah that reminds me of this kid who did a lot of meth, uh we called him Sizer and damn this kid..."
When I was 19 I got a prescription for oxy. 10 months later I was on heroin. Took me 7 years to get help so at 27 I was put on substitution treatment (buprenorphine), and the ironic thing is that the kind they put me on is from the same company that makes oxy.
I seen something in relation to 9/11 apparently the towers was insured a week or a month before for a few billion dollars. They "Jewish lightning-ed" the towers..
Just want to see what Joe can get out of him. Reeves has had some interesting shit happen to him apart from the heartbreak... I am mostly interested in how his 3 gun experiences affected his outlook, and his insight on movie videography if he has any.
I love this podcast. I haven't seen any of joey Diaz before this podcast but I'm so glad I watched it. Its so different from his other episodes, their chemistry is insane and I love how Diaz doesn't ever interrupt joe like joes other guests sometimes do.
Joe: *Breathes*
Joey: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING JOE ROGAN
Joe Rogan *
Gotta remember he always says Joe’s full name every time he says that . Lol.
Gordon Banking Joe Rogan* haha
LMFAOOOOO
Put the emphasis on the wrong line
No one :
Joey : 1986
Diaz is a fkn pro you can bring up ANY subject and he'll find a way to talk about his coke career...
Edgar Blue lololol
Edgar Blue L O FUCKING L
Edgar Blue - "That Danish physicist Niels Bohr was a clever dog. Reminds me of the time I was dealing coke in Brooklyn...."
Nice, very nice.
well what did you expect him to talk about, his football carrier? :)
I love it when joey gets all serious like "let me tell you something Joe rogan" lol
Mo Money always calls him by his full name it makes me laugh every time
When you talk politics you lose me... you lose me Joe Rogan.
" Let me fuckin tell you somethin Joe Rogan" *
Hey man
Anytime he's not talking to Joe Rogan it's "let me tell you something dawg"
JR: "Have you ever done the cryotherapy?"
JD: "The who?"
JR: "Cryotherapy."
JD: "The cold shit?"
No responses?
@@jasonn_lifts no u
@@hercules_144 😂😂😂no you you😆
1:09:58
@@jonbutterballs ty
I think Joey Diaz is Rogan’s best guest. Their chemistry is awesome & they are funny as hell together.
They've been friends for like 10 years plus I'd hope they'd have good chemistry lol
Blue Blood Aquatics I think they’ve been friends for more than 10yrs. Joey said more than once on the podcast that JR got him into comedy, and mind that Joey started comedy in ‘91,’92.
disagree, duncan trussell
Matt Suskind for sure
@@rome-tk5vd hes not funny
I want Joey Diaz to be the voice of my gps
Make a u-turn you piece of shit!
Lemme tell you somethin Kevin Beteta...take dis fuckin exit in a hundret feet AND DON'T FUCK IT UP!
@@CaptFreedumb I've never laughed so hard in my life. Lets make this shit happen
We gotta find a way to contact Uncle Joey to make this happen. I think he would love it.
you missed your turn you fuckin momo
I wish joey Diaz was my uncle that came over for holidays so I could hear him tell stories and flip out about how the lasagna is leaking out of the pan and get upset that the dog won't stop barking at the wind
Then continue to eat 3 plates, fall asleep on the couch and snore/fart loudly
HAHHAHA
I have an uncle alot like joey but joey had the one kid he screwed up with and my uncle has like 7 and he makes excuses about how it's their fault they were screw ups. Kills the mood.
lmaooooo im crying I can picture it
Here's a video of Joe Rogan Forcing Mike Tyson to do drugs!
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It's hilarious!
Almost 2023 and listening to every joe rogan/joey podcast. Tremendous!
Same as me hahahaa always
Me too lol
Like a docta !
Me too man
Yup, always a good time
i could hear this guys stories all day
i SkyWalKing What gives you impression that Joeys stories are made up?
Why complain or question another persons story? Your mad cuz you live in your mommas basement
i SkyWalKing how would doing either of those things help? Joey has had a childhood and upbringing you couldn't even imagine.
i SkyWalKing why do you believe they’re fabricated?
i SkyWalKing there’s no real way of proving it either way, but I’ve never heard anyone come out and call bullshit on any of Joey’s stories and I’ve heard him tell the same story on several different podcasts and they go exactly the same.
Bryan Callen on the other hand... bullshit artist 😂😂
I love that camera view where you can see the whole table and both of them. It just feels like you are apart of the conversation more.
yes jamie use that more often
Yeh I really like that view too. I'd love to see a 360degree camera in there someday too.
Yeah I like that more too. 👍🏻❤️
That's just jamie going to the bathroom
they hardly show it that view but it is better
He is my absolute favourite guest
He's so uninformed, which I guess makes him really relatable to Americans :P
He's really smart socially, tho.Entertaining to listen to.
Brooklyn Shields yas 😊
Jahn Dahp yeah a lot of us. And they’re dumbing people down even more lol
I concour
@@jahndahp2196 lol ooh mr troll. Itll all be okay someday
This is a great listen....tired of covid19 talk!
Me to! I'm tired of it, so dreadfully boring.
That’s why I switched to this Diaz episode instead of more recent
Same here
7 months later, still tired of the covid talk...
@@MalachiTheBear7 7 months, 3 weeks later, still tired of Covid talk
I love how Diaz calls Joe by his full name. He's also one of the few guests that looks at Jamie when he's speaking. Such a nice guy.
Yeah, some of them act if he wasn't even there. WTF!
I love the way he talks to Jamie.
Joey has a lot of social skills
@@FentonTurnedIdiot and [have [|in |and ||33 43t77tt7r34 h
@@FoxinTaiwan is going on a a iiiii
Joey Diaz looks like he should be running a bar in a Star Wars movie.
' No fuckin blasters cacksacka' 'Dat fuckin green momo shot first cacksacka'
Lmao
Im at work, and literally lolled at this comment, thanks. Everyone is looking at me like wtf
Noomchucks?!?!
DUDE
"A little jewish lightning" hahahahahahahaha
Had me dying! Lol
My old man used to always say that growing up, shits hilarious
That's an old timey phrase up north haha. If you have grandparents from the northeast, they know all about jewish lightning.
When does he say that 😂😂?
@@Mr_3raqi first 10 min i think
when your tv is on a high volume and Joe decides to do a sex impression
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahaha dead.
@MUFC2 don’t give a fuck
Bro I was just out side whit my cellphones when it happen all look at me jajaja
@@joestrong824 who asked you
Haha, "you could snort coke, dance, get your sick sucked and get your shoes shined all at the same time and be home by 6." Definitely one of the best Joey Diaz quotes lol.
I was dying lmao
I love he snuck dance in there lmao. Like oh yea you could dance at the nightclub too 🤣🤣🤣
Seems like an avg Joey Diaz quote 😂
A true wordsmith
M
Joey is the best guest on this podcast
Michael Jordan Neil degrasse Tyson is my personal fav. I’d love if he could get art bell or dr kaku
Schaub is fav Joey is my second fav
By far!!
Has he ever got dr Kaku on the show?
Michael Jordan MJ 🙏 what up Champ!
Joey diaz is a national fuckin treasure
TerraFirma whats some of your favorite mine has to be ms pat
No that's what I call a real person
lilcaesa Theo Von with the magic mushrooms
Go to the joey Diaz podcast?
Where did you get that comment? Oh yeah, the Hot Ones episode smh
Just listening to Joe and Joey talk for hours is one of the most entertaining things I have ever heard
joey sound like a jail bunky that wont let you sleep lmfao
LOL
Sounds like 2 of 'em...!
@James Klette The man has sleep apnea so yeah!
James Klette nothing is worse than being locked up with a mofo that’s snores like a Sasquatch
Fuck sleep I would talk to him all day 😂
You know Joey Diaz is about to say some dark shit when he whispers "Now I'm tellin' you Joe Rogan"
I could literally listen to Tio Joey tell stories all day.
Tio😂
Lindsay Blunt legend !!!!!
Listen to him some more, episode 1000 was a good one
He lies
Idk if you’ll see this, but watch Joey Diaz on the Honeydew podcast with Ryan sickler. He tells his whole life story. Incredible tale from an incredible man.
Going through all Joeys podcasts again. Hearing him on any subject is so entertaining for so many reasons.
Can we replace Siri with Joey Diaz?
Joey who fixed the 1919 world series? ... ... ...
"That cocksucka Arnold Rothstein threw the series harda than I throw dick on a monday night!"
Joey who is the UFC lightweight champion?
KHALABEEB.
Joey order a Taylor Ham and Egg from
“Fuck yea TAYLAAA HAAAAAAAM!”
"That shit better not fucking have chedda' cheese you momo!"
DONKEY SHOW hey Joey, day Idris Elba
Joey: “you’re fucking with me”
I laugh every time Joey gets serious and says “joe rogan” using his full name lmao
Jay Nas Thought i was the only one! I laugh everytime he does it bro.
Ya I do too. I get a kick outta the whole "let me tell you something first name last name." Lol like who does that?
watch his podcasts Joey does that to everyone its great
Joey Diaz got more stories than stephen king
And 90% of them are bullshit
I don’t even care if he’s lying, which we don’t know if he is. He keeps it entertaining.
Nathaniel Waddell if you live dirty for 44 years you're gonna have stories
Dixie Wrecked Better than %100 bullshit from Stephen King
He's over exaggerating at times but I can tell you from experience most of his stories are probably pretty accurate. Drugs do crazy things to people
Imagine going to joeys house and he’s in the backyard crawling around.
Lmaooooo wut
Imagine he’s taking a shit lol
🤣🤣🤣
@@deeezNutziNyOFaCe Joey has a story where he shit in someone's backyard
@@ninesixteengenetix Joey has taken a shit everywhere, cemetery, his backyard, people's driveways, school buses. Dude he's a pro
Joe "I had a regular coke" Rogan
Joseph "I like to watch my wife fuck black men while I masturbate in the closet with a shoelace around my neck" Smith
Joe ''I don't want a frozen banana now, but I want a regular banana later, so yes please'' Rogan
Guard Passer lmaooooo
Joe "I don't think so i just got the impression I'm so - asteroids Oh no i was coming over the place to take the argument that they are losing the butt" Rogan.
Joey "Have you ever cut a shit in half" Diaz
Joey "the hardest thing about prison wasn't prison" Diaz.
It was a Nigerian man now that shit was hard - Joey diaz
Joey Diaz introduced me to the phrase “Jewish lightning” in this video. You learn something new everyday
I love how no one had the balls to go near this in the comments…. U R BRAVE! 😂
Joey Diaz: "I'm so glad I was able to quit drinking soda, I never thought I would"
Joe Rogan: "Jamie go get him a soda"
Zach Guerrero I thought I was the only one that noticed that😆, what the hell right?
What is so funny... he didnt drink it, he has leftovers.. its good, he is getting rid of the sodas while quenching thirst of someone else... 2 birds stoned at once!
D B and worst case Ontario he just drinks a stivia soda.
Zach Guerrero lol right. He like it has stevia in it. "One day i ordered a diet coke and it was regular coke it, i said mmm this is sooo fuckin good". Lol
@@MachSea 😂😂😂
Joey makes me feel like I haven't lived a full life.
No one's ever sucked my yum-yum stick with a mouth full of ice cubes.
I feel bad for my egg roll.
Most of Chappelles stories are fake and they are some of the best ever told imo
from experience, it’s not that amazing, but for sure get it off your bucket list!
It's not that great. Eggroll not into cold.
Jo Po BJ after hot liquid in her mouth is better than ice cube's
David Freeman nah bruh. 100% are true. You need to get out of your mom's basement more often. Live life son.
'Jewish Lightning' lol
Carter anahahajaaaaa
Carter time stamp please ?
dondontruck2 thanks
WTC, Mandalay Bay, Wild Fires etc etc
omfg that was great hahahahahhaha
this show is bringing me back to the 90's ...discussing books and doing blow with best buds.. Seriously love it
You used to do blow with friends and discuss about book😂
I wish joe would have joey on once a week or something man them having a joint podcast would be too funny joey is by far his best recurring guest
he’s got his own with a little jewish gumba
@@cameronsmith9362 dont insult our chubby little Lee
Not once a week because then it’d lose its special quality. I say once a month where they get blazed, maybe have Duncan come on too
@@geoffnelson64 the flying Jew
@@TheMidnightLibrary i love his voice idk why
Can we all take a moment to appreciate Jamie! He's essential. cool dude. love when these 3 are together
Archibald Luke im pretty sure plenty of people say jamies awesome
I'm so with Joey on the fact that nobody is fucking talking about real life
ua-cam.com/video/kRtwWV32f0k/v-deo.htmlh11m40s
All people talk about is meaningless nonsense
Holy shit when they showed Jamie I felt like I was seeing something I shouldn’t be. The all knowing LEGEND.
Lmao
Holy shit when "Jamie" showed Jamie I felt like I was seeing something I shouldn't be. The all knowing LEGEND.
@@ShawnMichaels412 you probably waited in line for Supreme nunchucks
@@homelander2243 😂😂😂
Joe "Apparently, it's ten times more psychoactive if it's ingested." Rogan
😂😂😂
Good stuff
Actually lold Good shit bro
hahahahahhahhahahaha
Maria Cambron Joey "I don't pick up my daughter smelling like weed anymore" Diaz.
Joey reminds me of the oldest most experienced thug in a gangster movie
must be a comedy cause this guy is a joke
Thug of a disney movie
lawson chamblee I would beat you up for him and I don't know him. So you're a joke
please don't
Cause he is.
Joe Rogan plus Joey Diaz is the perfect duo, hands down.
Joe rogans rant about adderall makes him look like hes on adderall lol.
I read this right when he was doing it ha!
@@TheMidnightLibrary yea doesnt it have like a relaxing and clear concentration effect for those who TRULY need it🤔
Alpha brain!
@@TheMidnightLibrary It was always explained to me as overclocking someones system to bring them down to a more handlable level
@@TheMidnightLibrary but my mom told me
Joey “one time in 1983” Diaz
Sam Jackson 84
Joey "Leme fuckin tellya" Coco Diaz.
In Brooklyn... tremendous
Joey “lemme tell you somethin jack” Fiaz
first comment to actually make me laugh
Joe “i use to have a bit about it” rogan
J. RAMIREZ alright that's funny
Steven it was the first few times someone else posted it. Now it's just unoriginal.
Wes J. it’s forever true
J. RAMIREZ Joe "water is good too" Rogan
Joeys books gonna be 2000 pages. He’s got an unlimited amount of stories lol
KingCK nope. The fact checking would kill 90% of those stories.
bunch of fables
haha i just said in a different comment maybe 10% of the bs he says is true
seriously idk how anybody could believe anything that comes out of that dudes mouth, its like when rogan talks about cars. IF you do know anything about the subject its obvious dude knows jack shit about the topic but acts like he knows everything about it.
Wes J. He’s had people on his podcast back up a bunch of his most fucked up stories.
Any human can only hope to die with as many "life experiences" as Diaz has.
Wes J. The guy was a coke head with no family for near 30 years, starting in the 80s you ppl, why would he lie most of the shit he says is believable considering his state and the times, does he exaggerate sometimes, sure probably, but his stories are probably true, he has no reason to lie, multiple guests on his podcast have backed up some of the more ridiculous ones
“Noon chucks!” Gets me every time
Joe "I'd fuck up 10 Duncan Trussells at once", Rogan.
Chad Parrish loool
WHY JOE LOOK SO VERY BORED???
Joey really needs to write a book about his life,shit would be epic.
Aye fucko
audio book*****
There's rumoured to be a movie I think
Oh my lord a book of his story’s voiced by him would be the bestselling audio book of all time
@@angelogonzalez2172 even better, as long as it's his voice
Take a shot every time joey says "Let me tell you something"
Oh god lol
You smothappucker
I died
Cheers kids crying now
I like whEN Diaz calls Rogan by his full name. Let me tell you something Joe Rogan, it's tremendous Joe Rogan, check this out Joe rogan. RESPECT
Joey Diaz is my all time favorite guest, what a legend, what a guy. Watched everyone he was featured in.
This episode is a deep breath of fresh air after that last episode.
Vorst agreed
Vorst because cocaine is more relatable to you? Haha
Because Tom Delonge was a space cadet....
I liked the bro from blink but he really didn't have his shit together. Almost worried for him.. I don't want those conspiracy pricks to drain him of all his money. He genuinely believes everything the head of the special defence will advise him on
kurtABC Tom talking about aliens overload that small mind? But drugs are a breath of fresh air. Typical arrogance.
Get Keanu Reeves on here.
Adam Chapman Joe can't afford him
Seriously! Keanu Reeves for the next JRE Podcast!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean Way joe can't afford Keanu
Adam Chapman make a great podcast good.
Why him?
2:33 “noonchuks”
2020 and I still listen to these old podcasts and I love it every time
Coco Diaz the GOAT!
I picture Joey smelling like Old Spice aftershave
Rob g why u wanna smell joey diez?
Rob G He probably smells like really dank weed. If you sniff him even a little bit, you catch a contact high.
Chef Savage lol yea and altoids
Brut!! What Elvis wore:)
Rob G reminds me of my Grandfather.
imagine seeing Joey crawl like an army man in his backyard
Dude I can't get the image out of my head LMAO
Like a large, Cuban earthworm
like just emerging from the ground like a zombie
Is it only me or could Joey Diaz be a character from the Sopranos?
Yup...he and the guy from sopranos met in an airport and they looked like brothers...was on joeys phone i think. One of the early rogan podcasts...sorry i cant remember more.lol, i cant remember the name of the actor or his characters name but he did wear a wire for the fbi but couldnt go through with it. The boys found out and they killed him at the wharf .I think iv got that right. That dude was a really big,lovable, kinda guy.
Yes exactly I thought in that guy too. I think they called him Pussy Bonpensiero in the show....
Yuss..thank you....thats him..i felt bad when that happened to him...Thanks again.
lol, me too
I literally thought he was when I first saw him. Lol and everyone I show him to thinks the same thing at first unless they saw the longest yard
Literally never seen Jamie before this video. 😂🤣
same lmao
That’s why I love Joey on these podcasts. He’s the only guest who interacts with Jaime
“Have you ever done cryotherapy?”
-“The Who?!”
bwaahhahahahahhaha
timestamp?
lol yes! 😂😂😂
Get Keanu Reeves on the podcast!
PunkSpike FUCKING UPVOTE THIS SO JOE CAN SEE IT !!!
PunkSpike u wanna fall asleep 10 mins in? Good luck
Yeah!
Keanu doesnt do podcasts
That would be awesome. He brings ALL the chill.
Joey Diaz is a national treasure.
I was addicted to pain pills for years! Doctor prescribed them and being young and naive I never considered that they might be bad for me. Over 10 years later and a couple methadone clinics later I quit cold turkey. But it feels like a panic attack mixed with post workout soreness mixed with depression, hot/cold chills, anger, hopelessness, constipation and diarrhea alternatingly.
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS DIFFICULT! 💊😔
I’m glad our uncle Joey is the man he is today... period
Quintillion are you opie hughes?
Joe needs to do an interview with young Jamie.
whos gonna pull stuff up
"Pull that up, Joey Diaz" @@clxxdxd
Horrible Humor 🤣
I really dont think joe like Jamie hes always so snappy towards him
Alexa Tsouknakis Jamie sometimes is annoying tho
Miss the old days when Joey was on every 5th podcast. Legit could listen to him for days.
Harry Kane yeah man foreal. I love when he’s on. Sometimes i re watch them if a decent amount of time has passed. They’re great.
You know he has a podcast, right?
Atlas Media yeah but lee makes it a hard listen tbh
Harry Kane 56 people are Retarded
It was great but he had a tendency to come in there freshly baked off an edible or whatever, be shot out of a cannon for the first hour and a half, then be totally spent and lifeless for the second half.
Anyone else always come back to their pods together ? Such a great organic friendship with laughs. The vibes I need :)
Joey is the BEST guest yet, every single time he's on Rogan, EVERYTHING but this, comes to a hault until I've seen the episode
Yea I miss the YT comments of old
Joe "Phenomenal" Rogan featuring Joey "Tremendous" Diaz
Joe “preposterous” rogan
Joe"A buddy of mine" rogan
Joey Diez " It's all Nancy Reagan fault with that whole just say no shit , just let the kids smoke dope and see what life what it really is ' LMFAO what a fucking line
“It’s Nancy Reagan’s fault with the just say no. Kids smoke dope and see life how it is”-Joey Diaz. Realist thing I’ve ever heard
Hentai Kult they fucked up by lumping pot in there with all the other bad shit. The “say no” campaign even had the opposite effect on me... I tried weed for a while and was like “oh they lied about this, that must mean they lied about all drugs” then I tried roxys and got into a 4-5 year long addiction and wanted to kill my self sometimes. Destroyed my life and it stole the best years of my life. Don’t fuck with anything other than pot guys
Yeah, sure, because the just say no campaign worked so well...
@@joshy2boss931 id say if you drink alcohol, why not switch to heroin?
good
@@simennilsen5457 id say if your breathing just stop doing that. Just everyone right now, go ahead stop breathing.
2:09:40 thank you so much joe... the part at my life.. in 10 min ill be 27 years old and I'm struggling to survive helping my mom and trying to help my self, thank you for this words man...
Same. Wishing you all the best 💖
Praying for you man cause I lost my mom coming up on 2 years and I took care of her since I was 17 since she got colon cancer but I know the struggles bro and I hope things get better and I hope you find peace for a second or more cause I know how hectic it can get but much love 🙏🏻❤️
Wishing you the best 🙏❤️🤝
Am I the only person who does not watch TV anymore and just listens to podcast sitting on the couch staring at a black TV screen with earbuds in
Brandon Ross I watch podcasts on a 50 inch tv 😂😂 or do the earbud thing if I’m hoppin on the ps foe
no you're not. But i don't necessarily watch the podcasts on a screen. I mainly use earbuds when doing house work or such.
you are not alone!!
Same! Come togeather
I thought i was the only one! Haha
Diaz the fuckin DOCTAHHHH🙏 Every 10 Podcasts needs to be Joey Diaz. These fucking momo’s of today need to hear him speak 😂
Lord Rhys José Belfonté Kanté Jr Fucking hate these cocksucka millenials
Joe "I don't like ads on podcasts because it kills the vibe" Rogan
Dew Shbag At least he doesn't have them on youtube. I know he has them all at the beginning if you download the mp3 files of them. Maybe he means midway through?
I love when Joey raises his voice when he's mad its hilarious
"Noon chucks" lol
Joey Diaz always has the greatest stories. Every time he comes on he is hilarious, yet relatable. Bill Burr also just great guest on this podcast. DMT story is Joe's best podcast ever though!
I could listen to these two shoot the shit all day.
Joey in a conversation about what size bed is most cost efficient: "Yeah that reminds me of this kid who did a lot of meth, uh we called him Sizer and damn this kid..."
Spot on 😂
When I was 19 I got a prescription for oxy. 10 months later I was on heroin. Took me 7 years to get help so at 27 I was put on substitution treatment (buprenorphine), and the ironic thing is that the kind they put me on is from the same company that makes oxy.
Definitely not a coincidence
Sold a customer for life!
Shit man...
All done by design- congratulations on your recovery. Buprenorphine has helped many people including me 💜
I hope your good now my dude. Big pharma tried to steal your soul. Tell em to go fuck themselves
I’m so fucking high right now my phone screen looks 3D.
Credo-Ape-Thor I am drunk and high lol
Redant23 haha be careful w/ those spins lol.
Joey Diaz is the man. I can identify with a lot of the stuff he talks about and it cracks me up. I can't wait to catch one of his comedy shows
David Gareis you ever end up going to one? Was thinking about it myself
Uncle Joey has done more coke then the whole Vegas strip.
I want Joey to narrate my life.
Not Elise me too
Not Elise i would too if i had an interesting life
Not Elise ggggiu
You're not that interesting
Joe "phenomenal" Rogan and Joey "tremendous" Diaz.
Zoee Silcock finally a funny comment hahaha!!
Zoee Silcock haha tremendous!!
Lmao accurate
Joey “Joe Rogan” Diaz
Joey " Joe "Joey Diaz" Rogan" Diaz
Stop hahahah
Jakey1192 alwagl Vfkgtag
Hilarious
this like the 5th time i’ve heard Joe mention Miley Cyrus and the Jolene cover lmao
Joey Diaz's smile is probably my most favorite thing in the world. No matter how bad my day is, its better as soon as I catch that smile.
Gaijin San it's a beautiful sight
Joey "Jewish Lighting" Diaz
D when was that
10:00
I seen something in relation to 9/11 apparently the towers was insured a week or a month before for a few billion dollars.
They "Jewish lightning-ed" the towers..
Jewish Lighting didn't get me.
Not really a meme in my case, more of a way to express my nazi sympathies
1:16:47 "Yum yum stick" I can't stop laughing XD
shut the hell up before i eat your yum yum stick.
Great Dragon okpnoijjkjpkj
2:29:37 Joe: I love watching music
34:34 Joey "And I gave up soda's, I never thought I could give up my Coke ".... Joe "Hey, have a soda, we've got...". hahaha
Joey being a regular on JRE would take the podcast to the next level.
he is...
Spaethon he is though.
I listened to 3 straight hours of this without turning it off, i can't believe it
Get Keanu Reeves on a podcast, Joe!
Jason Cooper Why?
Just want to see what Joe can get out of him. Reeves has had some interesting shit happen to him apart from the heartbreak... I am mostly interested in how his 3 gun experiences affected his outlook, and his insight on movie videography if he has any.
Jason Cooper great idea and Jim Carey!!
Jason Cooper R u intoxicated
Eoin Mallon r u not?
“When we have a disaster then we’re going to realize the consequences of jamming 20 million people into a small area”
Hits different now post covid
"Look at that fucking Cannoli" Joe Diaz.
23:40 lmao Joe's gotta be talkin about Jim Norton lmao 😂
Oh... that makes sense. He also has those weird ticks.
We need another Joey Diaz podcast !!! He should come on at least once every 2 months ! He’s the best podcasts joe Rohan EVER has !
I love joe rohan ❤
@@nikkithebulldozer2960omg Joe Rohan🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
I love this podcast. I haven't seen any of joey Diaz before this podcast but I'm so glad I watched it. Its so different from his other episodes, their chemistry is insane and I love how Diaz doesn't ever interrupt joe like joes other guests sometimes do.