Yakko: what can I say? I’ve always been very smooth and a lady killer. Hello nurse: oh really? Yakko: yeah, I think it all comes down to being a master flirt and not getting flustered so easily-*hello nurse give him a light kiss on the Cheek* aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*runs away* Wakko: hehehe sorry about my brother. Hello nurse: oh it’s fine really. Wakko: some guys are all talk sometimes I wonder why he can’t be more like me-*hello nurse gives him a light kiss on the cheek* aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*runs away* Dot: boys go figure. Random guy: *laughs a bit* hey! Dot: I’m kidding,I’m kidding. Still I wish my brother were more like me for once-*random guys gives her a light kiss on the cheek*aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA*runs away* Random guy: works every time. Wanna go to the movies? Hello nurse: I thought you’d never ask.
*Yakko:* I'm pretty easygoing. *Dot:* I once saw you measure a ruler with another ruler. *Yakko:* It was off by half a centimetre. It never should've been in circulation.
*Yakko:* Don't let other people ruin your day! *Scratchy:* Ja!!! *Wakko:* Yeah, take matters into your own hands! *Dot:* RUIN YOUR OWN DAY!!! *Scratchy:* NEIN!!!!!
CLEOPATRA: I commanded an army against my brother. YAKKO: Cleopatra was sexy. CLEOPATRA: Egypt was stable and prosperous under my rule. YAKKO: SO sexy!! CLEOPATRA: I SPOKE NINE LANGUAGES YAKKO: S-E-X-Y
Some Villain: Do you really think you washed up freaks can stop me? Yakko: Perhaps not. Wakko: But you're forgetting one thing. Dot: We're in a room full of MAGICAL ARTIFACTS Yakko/Wakko/Dot: AND WE DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THEM DO!!
*Yakko:* I'm quick at math! *Wakko, doing homework:* What's 36 x 78? *Yakko:* 24. *Dot, holding a calculator:* That's not even close. *Yakko:* But it was quick!
From ProZD shorts: co-op beat 'em ups Yakko: Oh hey, a pizza slice. *Wakko is already eating it* Wakko: . . . Uh, oops Yakko: YOU'RE AT FULL HEALTH! Wakko: I walked into on accident, man. Yakko: *groans* Alright, whatever, there's some more right over- *Yakko's eating the more pizza slices* Yakko: WHY?!? Wakko: . . .I thought it was gold? Yakko: Do you have to eat them right now, AND WILL YOU STOP JUMPING ALREADY?!? Dot: *randomly jumping and hopping* I don't even know why this is happening right now.
ProZD co-op beat'em ups pt 2 Wakko: Uh Yaks, I picked up this bomb, how do I use it? Yakko: Oh simple, just press x Wakko; Okay *throws the bomb as it explodes in Yakko's face. .leaving him sooted* Yakko: *COUGHING* NOT RIGHT NOW!!! Wakko: But you said press x Yakko: WHEN THERE'S ENEMIES AROUND!!! *FLASHING GO ARROW* Wakko: ALright, time to go Yakko: But. . but there's a ches- *Forcibly dragged with Wakko as he's hit by invinsible. . whatever* DOH! DOH OW!! DAMMIT THERE'S A CHES- OW! BACK THERE- POWOW!! YOU IDIOT!!! Wakko: It said to go Yakko: *growling and close to strangling Wakko* I swear to God I'm gonna-Dot, what are you even DOING?? Dot: *just walking and smashing into a wall over and over* . . Wait. . . ohhh, eh heheh. . Silly me, I got us mixed up and thought I was you. Yakko: WHATDOESTHATEVENF**KINGMEAN?!?!?!?
Some reporter: How does it feel to be voted the most hated cartoon characters in Warner Bros history? Yakko: In a country full of neanderthals we wear the badge of honor Dot: Speak for yourself, I prefer to be thought of as most CUTED cartoon in America Reporter: What of the rumors that you're mentally unbalanced? Dot: WHO THE F**K SAID THAT?!?!?
*Dot:* Just because I'm too short to reach the lowest shelf in the cabinet doesn't mean you shouldn't watch out for your kneecaps.
DOT: If you think I’m cute, raise your hand!
RANDOM GUY: But what if I don’t think you’re cute?
DOT: Raise your standards.
Ha! This series is always good, stellar job! And thanks for using my suggestion!
Yakko: what can I say? I’ve always been very smooth and a lady killer.
Hello nurse: oh really?
Yakko: yeah, I think it all comes down to being a master flirt and not getting flustered so easily-*hello nurse give him a light kiss on the Cheek* aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*runs away*
Wakko: hehehe sorry about my brother.
Hello nurse: oh it’s fine really.
Wakko: some guys are all talk sometimes I wonder why he can’t be more like me-*hello nurse gives him a light kiss on the cheek* aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*runs away*
Dot: boys go figure.
Random guy: *laughs a bit* hey!
Dot: I’m kidding,I’m kidding. Still I wish my brother were more like me for once-*random guys gives her a light kiss on the cheek*aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA*runs away*
Random guy: works every time. Wanna go to the movies?
Hello nurse: I thought you’d never ask.
*Random dude in a roast battle:* I was arrested for being too cool.
*Yakko:* The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
*Yakko:* I'm pretty easygoing.
*Dot:* I once saw you measure a ruler with another ruler.
*Yakko:* It was off by half a centimetre. It never should've been in circulation.
*Yakko:* Don't let other people ruin your day!
*Scratchy:* Ja!!!
*Wakko:* Yeah, take matters into your own hands!
*Dot:* RUIN YOUR OWN DAY!!!
*Scratchy:* NEIN!!!!!
CLEOPATRA: I commanded an army against my brother.
YAKKO: Cleopatra was sexy.
CLEOPATRA: Egypt was stable and prosperous under my rule.
YAKKO: SO sexy!!
CLEOPATRA: I SPOKE NINE LANGUAGES
YAKKO: S-E-X-Y
*Scratchy:* How would you rate your pain?
*Yakko:* Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
Some Villain: Do you really think you washed up freaks can stop me?
Yakko: Perhaps not.
Wakko: But you're forgetting one thing.
Dot: We're in a room full of MAGICAL ARTIFACTS
Yakko/Wakko/Dot: AND WE DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THEM DO!!
WAKKO: *sighs heavily*
YAKKO: Wakko, what happened? I haven’t seen you like this since you found out Candyland wasn’t an actual country.
*Yakko:* I'm quick at math!
*Wakko, doing homework:* What's 36 x 78?
*Yakko:* 24.
*Dot, holding a calculator:* That's not even close.
*Yakko:* But it was quick!
From ProZD shorts: co-op beat 'em ups
Yakko: Oh hey, a pizza slice.
*Wakko is already eating it*
Wakko: . . . Uh, oops
Yakko: YOU'RE AT FULL HEALTH!
Wakko: I walked into on accident, man.
Yakko: *groans* Alright, whatever, there's some more right over-
*Yakko's eating the more pizza slices*
Yakko: WHY?!?
Wakko: . . .I thought it was gold?
Yakko: Do you have to eat them right now, AND WILL YOU STOP JUMPING ALREADY?!?
Dot: *randomly jumping and hopping* I don't even know why this is happening right now.
ProZD co-op beat'em ups pt 2
Wakko: Uh Yaks, I picked up this bomb, how do I use it?
Yakko: Oh simple, just press x
Wakko; Okay *throws the bomb as it explodes in Yakko's face. .leaving him sooted*
Yakko: *COUGHING* NOT RIGHT NOW!!!
Wakko: But you said press x
Yakko: WHEN THERE'S ENEMIES AROUND!!!
*FLASHING GO ARROW*
Wakko: ALright, time to go
Yakko: But. . but there's a ches- *Forcibly dragged with Wakko as he's hit by invinsible. . whatever* DOH! DOH OW!! DAMMIT THERE'S A CHES- OW! BACK THERE- POWOW!! YOU IDIOT!!!
Wakko: It said to go
Yakko: *growling and close to strangling Wakko* I swear to God I'm gonna-Dot, what are you even DOING??
Dot: *just walking and smashing into a wall over and over* . . Wait. . . ohhh, eh heheh. . Silly me, I got us mixed up and thought I was you.
Yakko: WHATDOESTHATEVENF**KINGMEAN?!?!?!?
dot:who are you?
wakko:your (your´e) brother?!?! or am i????????????
Some reporter: How does it feel to be voted the most hated cartoon characters in Warner Bros history?
Yakko: In a country full of neanderthals we wear the badge of honor
Dot: Speak for yourself, I prefer to be thought of as most CUTED cartoon in America
Reporter: What of the rumors that you're mentally unbalanced?
Dot: WHO THE F**K SAID THAT?!?!?
Im running out of ideas 😭😭😭😭
So am I ;-;
2:07 here’s mine!