thatrandomgification It looks like that website already exists, so you just have to redirect captchas to that website. Would be extremely annoying if you were actually trying to get something done, though, XD
Well... No not really.. Because there are sites that will solve them for you.. either for free, or just have a human do it for like a quarter.. So it'd just delay the inevitable
Dang! It's 9 years already. I remember watching it long before graduation from university. But tonight the memory of this great work blossomed in my head again. Maybe I would revisit this page again in future. 😏
It reminds of that moment That moment in time where you get an easy captcha And then you hit the wrong key and press enter It all goes down hill from there
Nonamesleft I got it to work 'ish, but on posters rays from light turn out chunky in a regular way (like a ladder in perspective). i'm too scared to kill my notebook with a full movie render even if the quality would br any better and a complete newbie to this thing, any ideas, which controls should i fiddle on the volumetric light to make rays smooth as in the video?
Heavy has a dead end job. He sits at his computer and presses the buttons that appear on screen. One day was different. The question "Are you a human?" appeared on screen. Heavy has actually been pondering this question for decades. "Am I just a robot that does what it is told in order to survive...or am I a human with choices and emotion?" Heavy decided to take this test. Maybe this is what he needed in order to pull his life out of this rut, programmed to push buttons for his boss. The test seemed easy enough, write the words. Heavy was used to this, and wondered if writing words was the only thing he needed to prove in order to prove his humanity. He simply did just that, and Heavy had a moment of self realization. He was not a drone, but a human! With human feelings such as happiness, curiosity, guilt, pleasure, ecstasy - the feelings were flowing through him almost instantaneously. His self realization opened up a passage in his mind, one that has been lost long ago. He felt that he was able to connect with God himself. The pleasure that was flowing Heavy overwhelmed him, he blocked out the rest of the world around him. It was only him and God now, about to make a connection. Now, Spy has quite a company he attends to. His employees did their jobs, and no questions were asked. Heavy, however, was an interesting employee. Spy noticed he hated his job, yet he would never leave. He worked there for 23 years, but today was different. Spy noticed that Heavy stumbled upon a sleeper pornography file that was protected by a Captcha. Spy never knew that Heavy would one day be able to break the code, being that he made the Captcha impossible to solve (symbols, foreign keys, etc). The Heavy was *FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING* all over his desk. Spy had no other choice but to throw a sapper onto the computer and overclock it, timing out the session Heavy was enjoying.
Saw the desc before opening the vid, immediately thought of Drive. Dammit Nicolas, your movies have plagued my mind for the longest time with their catchy soundtracks.
I know what this is like, I heard those stupid verification codes were supposed to be no longer used anywhere but lo and behold they still are. I know how Heavy feels.
Magnificently hilarious is what this was. If that's an actual phrase. Anyways, loved the vid, made me grin like a moron. Very silly, but charming. And boy, that solder looked cool. He even had an aura of coolness surrounding him. On a scale of coolness, he was at least a solid 9. A shame how he ended up, tho. Rip, you will be missed, Cool Solder.
![Story of a Sentry [Saxxy Awards 2012 - Best Overall]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4NCERdh_-j4/mqdefault.jpg)
This is basically a graduate level philosophy course.
glad it's a minute long
The facial expressions in this are just spot on. You, Sir, are an excellent animator.
MangoldProject lol
And a real hero
He’s so happy!
@@notfound2058 and also a real human bean
I am glad I am a real human being so I can feel happiness when I watch this video
*human bean
Human Bean*
ME TOO FELLOW HUMAN
*Also... me. beep boop*
Me too, pal.
Me too....
You just won. You just won everything. I can't even... just take everything it's yours you beautiful s.o.b.
you remember "the game" this is it. This is how you win.
W-we’ve won the game?
@@dragonnestking3418 WE WON MR.NEST
i wish this happened every time i entered a captcha
I could write a browser plugin for that...
Sukuraidogai
do it plz i will love you
thatrandomgification
It looks like that website already exists, so you just have to redirect captchas to that website. Would be extremely annoying if you were actually trying to get something done, though, XD
look at this!
www.fineleatherjackets.net/realhuman/
*Not made by me, made by FLJ
I went to the website and it was beautiful
This has always been, and always will be, my favourite TF2 edit of all time
I want a real website like this.
www.fineleatherjackets.net/realhuman/
(It was going really slow earlier, but I think it's fine now.)
+haeu huae it has the music
+TheYeIIowDucK Look in the description ;)
+TheYeIIowDucK it is real look in the description
This is Fucking beautiful! 😂
Thank you.
Haha! Love it!
Harry101UK DSDSDXDXDXDDDXDDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDD
Same
Even you’re here! Man, the number of youtubers that commented on this channel 6 years ago is crazy.
7 years...
I used to love listening to your portal music and playing mc with a Bud when I was younger, thank you for all you have given
This would actually help stop the bots in modern Tf2, guess you kind of predicted the bot crisis.
Well...
No not really..
Because there are sites that will solve them for you.. either for free, or just have a human do it for like a quarter..
So it'd just delay the inevitable
After all these years and references, I fucking still love this more than anything.
That soldier sure does have a fine leather jacket.
Are you a human? Prove it by typing out this Captcha. Good luck though, half of it is made of symbols not found on your keyboard :P
thenthapple hey I know you
Sooo many famous UA-camrs watched this guy, it’s kinda crazy
If you're able to do the second captcha, you are not a real human beam.
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Ok I cant...IM A HUMAN BEAN.
Dang! It's 9 years already. I remember watching it long before graduation from university. But tonight the memory of this great work blossomed in my head again. Maybe I would revisit this page again in future. 😏
Valve, make Driver's jacket for Soldier. Now.
Lol, like valve makes hats now-a-days
"You are a real human bean"
lol
That was beautiful.
It reminds of that moment
That moment in time where you get an easy captcha
And then you hit the wrong key and press enter
It all goes down hill from there
You should've waited with this till Saxxy 2014.
Don't worry, he'll create another masterpiece.
Awesome. Those are some mighty snazzy lighting effects. Do want knowledge on how to do.
If you set the gobo texture of a volumetric light to the animated grain texture (pgrain.vtf) It will shimmer.
FineLeatherJackets That... makes alot of sense now. Thanks. :)
Nonamesleft
... It did?
...
Damn. I must be the only one with their brain leaking out of their ears.
Buttonmasher50 If you're well acquainted with SFM, it does. Otherwise, it's pretty much gibberish.
Nonamesleft I got it to work 'ish, but on posters rays from light turn out chunky in a regular way (like a ladder in perspective). i'm too scared to kill my notebook with a full movie render even if the quality would br any better and a complete newbie to this thing, any ideas, which controls should i fiddle on the volumetric light to make rays smooth as in the video?
It's okay FLJ, I believe you are human.
Shut it you bot!
Diegercvb
He is OBVIOUSLY a [ROBOT]. Not one of us [NOT ROBOT]s.
EdgeHeadFUHaters TOK ER JERBS!
.....Only robots here? I'm the best robot in da world!
In the robot empire there is no 'best' only more of the cogs.
You've captcha'd my heart, FineLeatherJackets~
So this is where that heavy suicide gif is coming from.
FineLeatherJackets, you're starting to draw some attention outside YT. Congrats.
I'd actually really like a link to that GIF you're mentioning.
Katana's Machinima (and other offenses)
Here: i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/726/327/833.gif
Katana's Machinima (and other offenses)
Whoa. I guess my comment never posted. Sorry about that.
Heavy has a dead end job. He sits at his computer and presses the buttons that appear on screen.
One day was different. The question "Are you a human?" appeared on screen. Heavy has actually been pondering this question for decades. "Am I just a robot that does what it is told in order to survive...or am I a human with choices and emotion?"
Heavy decided to take this test. Maybe this is what he needed in order to pull his life out of this rut, programmed to push buttons for his boss. The test seemed easy enough, write the words. Heavy was used to this, and wondered if writing words was the only thing he needed to prove in order to prove his humanity.
He simply did just that, and Heavy had a moment of self realization. He was not a drone, but a human! With human feelings such as happiness, curiosity, guilt, pleasure, ecstasy - the feelings were flowing through him almost instantaneously.
His self realization opened up a passage in his mind, one that has been lost long ago. He felt that he was able to connect with God himself. The pleasure that was flowing Heavy overwhelmed him, he blocked out the rest of the world around him. It was only him and God now, about to make a connection.
Now, Spy has quite a company he attends to. His employees did their jobs, and no questions were asked. Heavy, however, was an interesting employee. Spy noticed he hated his job, yet he would never leave. He worked there for 23 years, but today was different. Spy noticed that Heavy stumbled upon a sleeper pornography file that was protected by a Captcha. Spy never knew that Heavy would one day be able to break the code, being that he made the Captcha impossible to solve (symbols, foreign keys, etc). The Heavy was *FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING* all over his desk. Spy had no other choice but to throw a sapper onto the computer and overclock it, timing out the session Heavy was enjoying.
Played some Stanley Parable haven't you?
Felt what? WHAT DID HE FEEL?!
It was fine until the end i guess
I hope I'm not the only person who read this in the Stanley Parable's Narrator's voice.
They had mee on the first half, not gonna lie
I'm pretty sure by now this video has generated College & Electric Youth a number of sales.
This is just... freaking PERFECT!
The facial expressions at 0:46 and 1:02 are just beyond glorious.
Congratulations, you are now a real bean! Also you are a hero.
I feel bad for you man, reading all these new comments must be tough.
i come back to this every couple of years
1:10-1:14
BEST FOUR SECONDS OF MY LIFE
Mag Magnet And the last four seconds of his life.
TWIST! That heavy was actually a robotic spy in disguise.
At first I thought it said "Real human bean and dorito hero"
me too 😂
Illuminati confirmed
I come here once every year to remind myself essence of perfection that drives me to this day.
Hehe, "Drives", hehe
@@owling7871 I'm still here
Am I a real human bean?
If only all captchas were this awesome, Get serenaded when you get it right.
I think I love you.
Do you love me?
CUE ANOTHER SONG
Just realized this came out 7 years ago, despite being surprisingly relevant to tf2 today.
rnvntnf ௵
I don't see what's so hard
what the fuck
I love your SFM videos, and I don't think I've seen many people who are this good with facial expressions, keep it up!
And then, the alternate version - where he puts in Captcha incorrectly, and it is revealed that Heavy was a Robot the entire time.
This video changed my life.
This was exactly what I needed to start my day: A TF2+Drive SFM
if the soldier legit had a drive jacket i would wear the fuck outta that shit
I need to emotionally ready myself before I watch this, it really gets to me.
6 years later and they still have the website up
This video is actually what convinced me to finally watch Drive.
Thanks, FineLeatherJackets!
Why is everything you make fantastic.
I REMEMBER ITS RYAN FROM DRIVE man tht guy is awesome
A timeless masterpiece.
i was expecting this reference when i clicked the video, i was not disappointed
This reduced me to tears after I recognized the jacket that soldier was wearing. Good job, sir, good job!
actual tears
I think we need more... stuff from you FLJ. Keep up the awesome... stuff ;D
Man, I can't believe that it was almost 3 years ago. Damn time flies fast.
Saw the desc before opening the vid, immediately thought of Drive. Dammit Nicolas, your movies have plagued my mind for the longest time with their catchy soundtracks.
This is THAC level stuff. And the fact that it's SFM makes it all the better.
The reason I love these videos is because they all have spot-on comedic timing
Seven years later, I am returning to this video.
You are a real human bean.
ive been seeing this webm for months. pretty much the best representation of a real human bean.
10 years later, still here
I know what this is like, I heard those stupid verification codes were supposed to be no longer used anywhere but lo and behold they still are. I know how Heavy feels.
I typically don't commit suicide after I fail a captcha, but then I can't exactly respawn either.
LOL I can't stop watching this.
Sometimes when I get 3 of those impossible captchas in a row, I start to doubt myself...
Easily the best video on the internet, and the greatest aesthetic achievement of the human race so far. Thank you.
Hahaha this was brilliant thank you. The heavy expressions are killing me!
ten years old......
and I still listen to the song this video introduced me to on the regular
You don't know how much I love you and the songs you used.
I love how Heavy's expressions look like Rowan Atkinson's. Awesome job yet again!
Today was a tough day, and for some reason I needed this. Thank you
I don't eat; I don't sleep. I do nothing but think of yoooouuuu....
holy shit he updated the website with ryan gosling wearing a santa hat
It's probably just a script that checks the date
AS A TWELVE YEAR OLD WHITE MALE REDDITOR I FIND THIS TYPE OF HUMOR VERY ACCESSIBLE. THANK YOU.
holy shit straight up aged so well
I love your facial expressions. It's hard to define, but they're uniquely good.
That's one hell of a MST3K reference.
The moment you experience pure happiness, anything else is never enough
this hit today harder than ever
This is amazing. I love this so much and I don't even know why. Thank you.
This hit different these days.
Hoovy has not been so happy in his life!...
Now you're a hero. You managed to animate the whole damn thing.
Man, it sure has been a while since I've seen an original and different TF2 video. Great work man!
This might not be fresh but it is still dank
Dank is always good
Officer Dank Kush Lord GET SCHWIFTY
I love you for making this
This... might be the best clip I've seen this year.
Magnificently hilarious is what this was. If that's an actual phrase. Anyways, loved the vid, made me grin like a moron. Very silly, but charming. And boy, that solder looked cool. He even had an aura of coolness surrounding him. On a scale of coolness, he was at least a solid 9. A shame how he ended up, tho. Rip, you will be missed, Cool Solder.
The heavy's smile... it makes me feel so... warm.. c:
Wish I could get a shirt with the picture of Ryan and the texts. :D
This was beautiful
THE BOT SOLUTIONS
So this is what the internet looks like....
Handsome devil, ain't he?
This is my actual favourite video of all time
The only pure human being has been found at last. He shall ascend to transcendence and see the universe like nobody could.
*Error*
Brilliant, ABSOLUTELY brilliant
That is probably the most attractive Soldier I've ever seen.
80's Soldier comes back from the 80's dimension to bless Heavy with good synthwave music.
rmntnf 62n
I am now a real hero.
That was quite clearly a cyrillic character, not an N.
Though Heavy should know that...
TOASTEngineer Would love to see captcha's use ALT + NUM PAD keys :P
TOASTEngineer Heavy would know that...if he was HUMAN.
You seem like a really nice guy.
This, this is art.