Amanda the Adventurer

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  • Опубліковано 14 тра 2023
  • Grab some popcorn and turn out the lights! It's Amanda time!
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  • @strawberrymilkshake2789
    @strawberrymilkshake2789 Рік тому +15680

    Mark trying to solve all the puzzles in the room without watching any of the tapes gives *a dad trying to build something **_without looking at the instructions_*

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 Рік тому +133

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible. God and devil are fighting there, and the battlefield is the heart of man"
      ~ Fyodor Dostoevsky

    • @-VoDkAsVengeance-
      @-VoDkAsVengeance- Рік тому +180

      Forget trying to build something without instructions, this is a dad trying to get through the parking lot/find a camping spot while adamantly denying to ask the multiple personnel that they've passed on the way to getting lost.

    • @h3arts4kaykay
      @h3arts4kaykay Рік тому +30

      @@philosophy_bot4171ty philosophy bot🤪

    • @ColdCoals
      @ColdCoals Рік тому +12

      Papiplier

    • @MickeyMouse-lm6zj
      @MickeyMouse-lm6zj Рік тому +8

      gives a dad trying to build something without looking at the instructions

  • @ficteon
    @ficteon Рік тому +36365

    I was wondering why it took 2.5 hours for him to complete this game.. then he started trying putting a banana in the oven for 10 minutes.

    • @gonzaxdbruh8622
      @gonzaxdbruh8622 Рік тому +2347

      Truly a "markiplier only" situation

    • @giostechnologygiovannyv.ri489
      @giostechnologygiovannyv.ri489 Рік тому +472

      hahah good one!! and yeah he is like him... can't help him
      11:52 how is this?!!?? is this 1?!??!?!? XD is this real?!! XD

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 Рік тому +364

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "Live your life as though your every act were to become a universal law"
      ~ Immanuel Kant

    • @_vannah_uwu3433
      @_vannah_uwu3433 Рік тому +104

      ​@@philosophy_bot4171Thanks buddy :)

    • @k1llmong3r58
      @k1llmong3r58 Рік тому +120

      @@giostechnologygiovannyv.ri489 either you type like a 5 year old or english isnt your first language
      i respect it

  • @sonicbackrooms897
    @sonicbackrooms897 Рік тому +1632

    Markiplier trying to end a livestream is like being at a friends house as a kid and your parents come to pick you up but then you get like thirty minutes extra of play time from your parents talking

    • @cheesymoons98
      @cheesymoons98 10 місяців тому +43

      No better way to explain it fr

    • @yourehereforthatarentyou
      @yourehereforthatarentyou 7 місяців тому +37

      or going to your aunt & uncle’s for christmas “don’t worry we’ll leave soon” at 4pm then turns out you don’t leave until after dark

  • @seeskittyplay3620
    @seeskittyplay3620 Рік тому +564

    I love the little glances over to chat to see if he's annoying everyone appropriately

  • @MinnesotaSaint
    @MinnesotaSaint Рік тому +7688

    I think it's funny that Mark is a chronic milk drinker but constantly breaks his bones

    • @kythwilde4654
      @kythwilde4654 Рік тому +62

      Milk drinker from Skyrim?

    • @likeabossgaming4381
      @likeabossgaming4381 Рік тому +245

      "Oh You silly cow... you have all the milk, don't you?"

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 Рік тому +308

      The calcium is not for making the bones stronger, but to mend his fragmented skeletal structure.

    • @BionicalSoul
      @BionicalSoul Рік тому +179

      I know I'm going to be crucified for being that guy but I feel like I have to point out that the nose is made of cartilage, not bone. Not too sure if calcium still helps tho
      Edit: turns out I was wrong and though it's mostly cartilage, there is a small piece of bone that can break which is closer to your face, so I hereby plead oopsie daisy

    • @kevinmorrice
      @kevinmorrice Рік тому +8

      @@BionicalSoul to right mate, not even a bone

  • @caspianodinsson5084
    @caspianodinsson5084 Рік тому +8607

    I love how every Markiplier stream starts with his wild indignation and unwarranted agression to chat.

    • @welshlout3400
      @welshlout3400 Рік тому +413

      Oh, but it's completely warranted and they know it

    • @jamitybamity
      @jamitybamity Рік тому +57

      ​@@welshlout3400 can't really say you're wrong

    • @amogusgaming.6681
      @amogusgaming.6681 Рік тому +40

      Look at the monitor screen at 8:31

    • @PopyRoblox1202
      @PopyRoblox1202 Рік тому +6

      ESCAPE EVIL GRANDMA

    • @Zackary938
      @Zackary938 Рік тому +76

      completely reasonable if you see how chat is

  • @brazilianambassadordale8223
    @brazilianambassadordale8223 Рік тому +360

    Mark throwing a banana at an invisible wall for five minutes is PEAK content lmfao. Man's adhd goes hard

    • @pokemagetech
      @pokemagetech 3 місяці тому

      Him instantly forgetting the question is not. It’s worrying.

  • @Gothicfox18
    @Gothicfox18 Рік тому +323

    1:11:12 I love how Mark looks dumbfounded when Rebecca signed the paper then goes on with “I don’t think a child can sign a contract” it’s just amazing

  • @jarl_stigandr6821
    @jarl_stigandr6821 Рік тому +6717

    Mark sounding like a father done with his childrens shit in the beggining is pure comedy

  • @KovarrBlue
    @KovarrBlue Рік тому +5776

    I love how many streamers thought the mint chocolate chip ice cream was important because it's mentioned twice - yet no one seems to notice Amanda was talking about it BECAUSE it was the little girl's favourite and/or she hears the father mention it. That Amanda was aware of what was going on outside the TV.

    • @zbcrazy
      @zbcrazy Рік тому +528

      That was my first thought, I was like “oh geez she heard what the dad said” 😂

    • @Jaxnay219
      @Jaxnay219 Рік тому +306

      She was literally eating the ice cream on the tv like she somehow went and got it! Really creepy!

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy Рік тому +177

      I thought it meant it was only the little girls favorite because Amanda liked it

    • @Dokutah_Kow
      @Dokutah_Kow Рік тому +6

      @@zbcrazy same

    • @imgonnatouchyouniceandslow
      @imgonnatouchyouniceandslow Рік тому +44

      Same. I thought it was pretty obvious.

  • @yourpseudoboyfie
    @yourpseudoboyfie Рік тому +99

    When Mark started threatening chat that he was going to do a four hour analysis of the menu, I was so scared because I wouldn't actually put it past him to do so

    • @bad-people6510
      @bad-people6510 17 днів тому +1

      I have noticed an insistent propensity for wasting my time. Just came from the Sucker for Love 2 video where he spends a full fifth of the run time ignoring the big yellow objective on the top of the screen just wandering around doing nothing.

  • @YeaNo.
    @YeaNo. 9 місяців тому +76

    "I think i shouldve helped the lonely kitten" had me CRYINGGG

  • @troubletrumble
    @troubletrumble Рік тому +12499

    There's nothing more 'Markiplier' than ending his stream whilst trashing on a camera company about how crazy the prices are 😂

    • @shoebill4902
      @shoebill4902 Рік тому +249

      Market plier

    • @jeremiahtablet
      @jeremiahtablet Рік тому +89

      @@shoebill4902 Economy curve

    • @Char-a
      @Char-a Рік тому +52

      He's markiplier, that's why we love him

    • @shoebill4902
      @shoebill4902 Рік тому +6

      @@joeman3614 nice bot

    • @joeman3614
      @joeman3614 Рік тому +14

      Shoeball what are you talking about 😒

  • @jadine69
    @jadine69 Рік тому +4557

    "aww wooly, it's your birthday!" Probably the most wholesome moment you could ever get in a horror game

    • @Anime_theatre_lover
      @Anime_theatre_lover Рік тому +205

      Agreed. Wooly finally got some respect

    • @MonAAmour
      @MonAAmour Рік тому +94

      @@Anime_theatre_loverplot twist the present inside is mutton from the meat shop

    • @MickeyMouse-lm6zj
      @MickeyMouse-lm6zj Рік тому +15

      horror has stuff like that all the time

    • @CJxLuvly
      @CJxLuvly Рік тому +13

      That and when she makes the animal sounds lol especially the chicken lol so adorable

    • @abitofjoyandsorrow
      @abitofjoyandsorrow Рік тому +25

      Meanwhile Bite Victim in FNaF 4: aww its my birthday 💀

  • @avapreston8134
    @avapreston8134 10 місяців тому +92

    the chat:JUST PLAY THE TAPE mark:trying to bake a banana

  • @winterchill365
    @winterchill365 9 місяців тому +72

    I like how Mark is not paying attention to what Amanda is asking by fooling around and immediately asking what her question is.

  • @lynnex7551
    @lynnex7551 Рік тому +5852

    Amanda: “I just want to get my friend a treat”
    Mark: “It’s hard to beat meat”

  • @tnturnip
    @tnturnip Рік тому +199

    Watching Mark missing the clues and answers while we desperately yell it out is genuinely the actual experience of watching shows like Mickey Mouse Clubhouse lol

    • @sillyalert14
      @sillyalert14 9 місяців тому +6

      YEP

    • @SarkenHS
      @SarkenHS 3 місяці тому +6

      I don't think you people realize you're getting whooshed so hard by Mark xD.
      Him ignoring you all trying to backseat him is exactly the point he's trying to make. Now I'm not gonna assume you're one of those annoying backseaters, but I'm only half a hour in the video and even before a puzzle pops up on video I see half of chat already spamming aways the anwsers, and complaining how it takes him more than 1 minute to figure something out. And it's pretty obvious how on numerous times Mark is just faking going around in circles to goof around the harder chat is spamming.

  • @kashmello
    @kashmello 10 місяців тому +58

    20 minutes in and Mark is already disputing Amanda’s definition of the word pantry. Promising.

  • @lukethefluke7
    @lukethefluke7 Рік тому +3444

    I like how mark struggles to drown the robot, but has no mercy beheading that doll.

    • @clqudy4750
      @clqudy4750 Рік тому +306

      to be fair though the doll doesn't plead with him like blabbot does

    • @Matthewwithers33
      @Matthewwithers33 Рік тому +119

      Blabbot is also less mannequin like than a doll

    • @pde8444
      @pde8444 Рік тому +55

      Idk if he struggled I kinda thought he liked hearing it pleading… I woulda put the water bucket down if I heard poor robot plead :(

    • @autisticcat6
      @autisticcat6 Рік тому +40

      THE DOLL WASNT PICKING UP THE FLOWER, SHE DESERVED THAT

    • @kindredkate8940
      @kindredkate8940 Рік тому +20

      @@clqudy4750 Was about to comment almost the extract same (“To be fair, blabbot was begging for its life”) lol

  • @Artemis4857
    @Artemis4857 Рік тому +8461

    I love how Markiplier continues to scream “I AM A RULE FOLLOWER!” Even though in literally all horror games he goes the opposite direction that is instructed.

    • @RavenHound
      @RavenHound Рік тому +29

      Yup

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 Рік тому +70

      Man is such an anarchist he actually goes agaisnt admiting to being one, respect

    • @jhealynn
      @jhealynn Рік тому +10

      Don’t forget the 10 minute introduction lol

    • @EveInTheMachine
      @EveInTheMachine Рік тому +7

      @@massgunner4152 Now that's a commitment to anarchy. xD

    • @toomucheverythingatonce4859
      @toomucheverythingatonce4859 Рік тому +10

      it's basically a rule that you have to become chaos in horror games to scare off the big bads.

  • @user-nx7ou3by2u
    @user-nx7ou3by2u 10 місяців тому +54

    Mark trying every coloring book combo EXCEPT the correct one killed my soul

  • @dreamybullcontent
    @dreamybullcontent Рік тому +114

    Mark is the only guy who can spend 10 minutes doing an intro and still be entertaining

  • @lilvince9647
    @lilvince9647 Рік тому +3902

    Markiplier: I have an unfathomable amount of money
    Also markiplier: I'd have to sell both kidneys to buy that camera

    • @dazley8021
      @dazley8021 Рік тому +30

      I doubt mark has an "unfathomable amount of money". Worth =/= What you got on your account.
      The "brand" Markiplier maybe worth alot, but thats speculative values.

    • @buckyxcharms
      @buckyxcharms Рік тому +78

      @@dazley8021 you should go see the clip of him talking with anthony padilla about it.
      he says "i have", not "i am worth" but it's legit a good clip just to see that he's also Bonkers Confused by it like the rest of us.

    • @giostechnologygiovannyv.ri489
      @giostechnologygiovannyv.ri489 Рік тому +21

      @@dazley8021 yeah but he has millions of subscribers, + tons of likes, all of that puts him in high position in YT and even if YT gets a percentage of the winnings, he is still earning a lot, + the guys that have the money to be part of the patreon, they sent messages or emojis or whatever in live chats with hundreds of $US, all of that has to be a lot of money, of course he has not that money because he spent it on paying his colabs, on his girlfriend, on things like the gamer he bought, displays, mic, VR glasses, etc. Etc. + the gym thing I saw once in one video, + food, + taxes, etc. Of course he earns a lot, but also has to waste money, if he stops buying some things maybe he can save, I save money by no eating some times during the day, only lunch or only dinner... You have to find a way.... I would like to earn what he earns 😅🤣 but when I try my YT I realized I need a bunch of time to edit videos, money to buy external HDDs (SSDs are more expensive) to save my files (I cannot afford a cloud service as you pay per month an amount, and IDK what happens with your data if you stop paying), a really good computer to avoid crashes of camtasia or things like that, so I gave up, + the University consumes lots of time if you study Engineering 😅

    • @MickeyMouse-lm6zj
      @MickeyMouse-lm6zj Рік тому +3

      @@buckyxcharms he's earned it though

    • @buckyxcharms
      @buckyxcharms Рік тому +7

      @@MickeyMouse-lm6zj i'm not saying he hasn't lol. i think he has due to the work he's put in.
      i was just using his words to describe his status, because deserved or not, the amount is still Bonkers Confusing lol

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks Рік тому +748

    He always has something interesting to talk about!

  • @thatonekidinschoolwhoeatsglue
    @thatonekidinschoolwhoeatsglue Рік тому +25

    Love how marks refusal to go along with the tape got him the same ending even after all the work to get new tapes

  • @spybgon4597
    @spybgon4597 Рік тому +69

    1:53:03 this moment is really good and it caught me off guard and how it switches from the lower quality audio to hire quality audio as if she's right there I love it

  • @emilymay5869
    @emilymay5869 Рік тому +936

    "What's that smell?" "Well, it might be your attitude". That KILLED ME

  • @forever_mattdog9778
    @forever_mattdog9778 Рік тому +1709

    Markiplier: "BECAUSE I FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS!"
    Also Markiplier: "I'm putting a banana in, I don't care what you say"

    • @soleil6774
      @soleil6774 11 місяців тому +2

      time stamp?

    • @shadowfox1273
      @shadowfox1273 10 місяців тому

      ​​@@soleil677427:51 For the banana part

    • @andrei2362
      @andrei2362 Місяць тому +1

      While also forgetting to turn the damn oven on

  • @kays4290
    @kays4290 7 місяців тому +26

    "Well fuck you too Aunt Kate..."
    - Markiplier 2023
    Best quote...currently....

  • @AnthonySilva35
    @AnthonySilva35 10 місяців тому +22

    Markiplier: "I finally got a refill on my ADHD meds!!"
    Also Markiplier: Gets distracted by every single thing in the game for several minutes

  • @maxbaxter2003
    @maxbaxter2003 Рік тому +1853

    My favorite past time is to watch markiplier live streams without the chat so it just feels like he's descending into madness

  • @livdanielajimenezdelgado5465
    @livdanielajimenezdelgado5465 Рік тому +2512

    mark yelling at us for not knowing anything about wether iron lung is a feature film or a short film is hilarious

    • @DynoSkrimisher
      @DynoSkrimisher Рік тому +77

      The game was short, but with Mark and the game dev with all of the lore at their minds, the movie might answer some questions but then ask more

    • @blakebraswell9095
      @blakebraswell9095 Рік тому +38

      Well, there is a trailer, and like ten other videos where he explains it, so I can understand his exasperation.

    • @St3ely
      @St3ely Рік тому +8

      Wait but will it be in theaters or no

    • @kippsryan1
      @kippsryan1 Рік тому +37

      ​@@St3ely Yes. Possibly a limited release but it will be shown theatrically.

    • @ironpuppet8790
      @ironpuppet8790 Рік тому +18

      Pretty sure it's shits and giggles till mark shat with no giggle back

  • @alexanderleoncerisha3563
    @alexanderleoncerisha3563 11 місяців тому +18

    The moment he said “is that the bite of 89??” I died from laughter 😂

  • @Georgie_sucks
    @Georgie_sucks 10 місяців тому +21

    32:48
    The realisation when you know it’s aunt kateee 😭

  • @krolika3703
    @krolika3703 Рік тому +5265

    I have rewatched the coloring segment and can confirm that Mark, indeed, did NOT do that combination.

    • @keegansheppard1416
      @keegansheppard1416 Рік тому +131

      Thanks man, because I wasn’t going to watch all that again

    • @RPC_monster
      @RPC_monster Рік тому +64

      Thank you for pointing that out
      Was wondering the same thing

    • @alfaarts8524
      @alfaarts8524 Рік тому +69

      It was funny he just kept doing the same few Hes going mad

    • @flyguy8814
      @flyguy8814 Рік тому +75

      I was going nuts watching it because I figured out the combination and watched him absolutely fail to brute force it while insisting he was, in fact, doing every combination

    • @darthmilo1833
      @darthmilo1833 Рік тому +35

      I was so pissed during that segment, THE ONLY COMBINATION

  • @ditzydoo04
    @ditzydoo04 Рік тому +1026

    Amanda: *asks a question*
    Mark: *dicks around*
    Also Mark: What was the question?

  • @thatonehorriblesibling
    @thatonehorriblesibling 11 місяців тому +42

    This part right here at 1:42:07 was so funny to me just Mark's sheer confusion as he says "brain" managed to make me laugh for a good 10 seconds

  • @jadabristol8202
    @jadabristol8202 Рік тому +49

    Waking up to mark having a wholesome chat about ADHD and mental health is amazing 😂 2:17:03 so wholesome

  • @a.p.444
    @a.p.444 Рік тому +5246

    It's really easy to forget how good of a gamer Markiplier is until he finds a good chunk of the lore building Easter eggs and won the game in a single stream while goofing around.

    • @namantalwar6358
      @namantalwar6358 Рік тому +157

      I mean it helps to have fifty thousand people screaming the next step at you

    • @potato4687
      @potato4687 Рік тому +190

      ​​​​@@namantalwar6358 tbf mark was pretty much ignoring chat the whole play through, except for the one time he asked for help 2 hours in; but then he already solved it before

    • @dimitrifake53
      @dimitrifake53 Рік тому +30

      To be honest.
      The game is not that hard.
      It's very short.

    • @wingedfish1175
      @wingedfish1175 Рік тому +28

      He wasted 5 minutes yelling about a knife 20 minutes to get into the game and paused about 5 billion times for no reason

    • @Fluxuriouss
      @Fluxuriouss 11 місяців тому +13

      he also sat there for like 10 minutes trying to figure out the easiest puzzle in the game (the 24/7, candy, then meat)

  • @TheHuskyK9
    @TheHuskyK9 Рік тому +1738

    Mark literally picking all of the possible wrong combinations except of the right one in the color book is such a Mark thing to do. Never change

    • @MoonDancer13
      @MoonDancer13 Рік тому +24

      I thought it was "we went" "where?" "You took me"

    • @Wynorrific
      @Wynorrific Рік тому +24

      It was so painful

    • @whatevero3701
      @whatevero3701 Рік тому +2

      ​@@MoonDancer13it is?

    • @beckfenn5559
      @beckfenn5559 Рік тому +10

      @@whatevero3701 It was ‘where?’ ‘We tried to’ and ‘we went’
      ‘Where?’ did we go. 24/7
      ‘We tried to’ go to the candy store
      ‘We went’ to the meat store
      The ‘you took me’ was just her accusing you (the player) of being at fault for being forced to go to the meat store.

    • @whatevero3701
      @whatevero3701 Рік тому +4

      @@beckfenn5559 where we went. Where we tried to "go". Where you took me. By taking this literally you went to 24/7 you tried to go to candy store. But you took her to the meat store. I then said "it is?" As you typed out said sequence exactly. Your phrase can be understood as. (Where) "we went" (Where) as in where we tried to and (Where) you took me. I wasn't confused on the exact wording but rather you saying by context that the correct phrases were wrong.

  • @chertiff03legaspi
    @chertiff03legaspi Рік тому +31

    Every time I hear Amanda screaming In The Kitchen, I can’t help but almost laugh my eyes out 💀 And Wooly’s screaming just adds to it 😂

  • @TheClonejackjack
    @TheClonejackjack Рік тому +47

    1:39:00 you really see the gears turning and the intense moment of realization when Mark realizes the candles on the cake correlate with the candle in the card😂

  • @XDrZaneX
    @XDrZaneX Рік тому +1479

    Mark saying he got his ADD meds and then proceeding to forget questions because it won't repeat is such a mood

    • @Danimalsfan
      @Danimalsfan Рік тому +69

      Adhd

    • @theresacherco3503
      @theresacherco3503 Рік тому +3

      Good for you mark I’m so happy that you got your ADHD medication filled

    • @QuietBorb
      @QuietBorb Рік тому +2

      @@theresacherco3503 adhd

    • @DryRoastedLemon
      @DryRoastedLemon Рік тому +8

      @@QuietBorb ​ ADD (DSM 4) = ADHD Inattentive type (DSM 5).

    • @hgghfghfghfghf
      @hgghfghfghfghf Рік тому +1

      @@Danimalsfan adhd and add are pretty much the same except hyperactivity silly

  • @OfficialAiry.
    @OfficialAiry. Рік тому +3584

    The way the stream ended was honestly hilarious, it’s literally just mark dying

    • @anni6572
      @anni6572 Рік тому +48

      For me it was just him coughing on loop for like 5 minutes

    • @MystralThunder
      @MystralThunder Рік тому +20

      I thought he genuinely was being attacked lol

    • @brothercuber3288
      @brothercuber3288 Рік тому +9

      Lol it was funny

    • @froggwater
      @froggwater Рік тому +18

      may he rest in peace lmao

    • @engagingweirdo
      @engagingweirdo Рік тому +5

      I thought he was having a heart attack

  • @Madinluvv
    @Madinluvv Рік тому +11

    LMAO I love how the chat was just yelling "STORE CANDY MEAT" while Mark did EVERYTING but that.

  • @HaileighSamples
    @HaileighSamples 18 днів тому +3

    Amanda's voice actor deserves big props, she really sold the obnoxious brat bit to the point I wanted to turn it off 😂

  • @madimood
    @madimood Рік тому +2764

    why is Amanda being confused more terrifying than her actually being aggressive??

    • @michaelachapman2192
      @michaelachapman2192 Рік тому +319

      because then its more obvious she's not in full control of her own mind and the demon is slowly destroying her :D

    • @madimood
      @madimood Рік тому +35

      @@michaelachapman2192 fr though

    • @suiginmigasuto3356
      @suiginmigasuto3356 Рік тому +137

      Confusion leads to more unpredictability.

    • @wolfie1703
      @wolfie1703 Рік тому +58

      Idk but for me it reminded me of dementia patients and it made me sad

    • @squirrelbugg99
      @squirrelbugg99 11 місяців тому +3

      Fellow Biscuit and Joy enjoyer

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams Рік тому +3488

    Hey Markiplier! Fun little fact! A male chicken is only called a cockerel if it is younger than one year old, after which it is known as a cock. Similarly, a female chicken is called a pullet when it is younger than a year, after which it is known as a hen! Also, Amanda was kind of right about the cannibalism of chickens, they are absolutely cannibals if they need to be. This is why it is vital never to feed chickens egg and clean up any broken eggs in laying nests quickly. If the chickens figure out that the eggs they lay can be eaten, many will lay an egg, then just turn around and peck it open and eat it.
    I used to raise chickens when I was a young teen.

    • @QuicklimeTime
      @QuicklimeTime Рік тому +297

      Hen, probably: "OMG, we taste DELICIOUS!"

    • @neondionxo
      @neondionxo Рік тому +191

      Chickens being cannibals is actually so crazy

    • @Armund_Wolffe
      @Armund_Wolffe Рік тому +195

      eggs are good for chickens, actually - as long as the egg isn't fed in the nest boxes you'll be fine.
      egg makes their feathers healthier, and the calcium makes their own eggshells stronger.

    • @adhithyap.9441
      @adhithyap.9441 Рік тому +226

      @@Armund_Wolffe infinite egg glitch

    • @kzkaa.
      @kzkaa. Рік тому +83

      @@adhithyap.9441 damn, these chickens be finding real life bugs

  • @Gooblification
    @Gooblification 11 місяців тому +12

    1:25:05 first time I had really noticed the barn I immediately said “Why is the barn on weed”

  • @ShadyDoorags
    @ShadyDoorags 9 місяців тому +6

    Really wish Mark wouldn't stream these mystery games, his chat just spoils everything.

  • @crapparc
    @crapparc Рік тому +1687

    So I am now convinced that Lixian is a genius because the only thing I really got out of this livestream after watching it back is that Mark is actually a dumbass and Lixian edits the footage so well he makes Mark look normal.

    • @shegolily
      @shegolily Рік тому +112

      LMAOO, I was thinking the exact same thing😭

    • @vedanth_2609
      @vedanth_2609 Рік тому +15

      this is purposely the first and only plathrough of amanda the adventurer that i'll ever see since i like to experience it best from mark's perspective and it felt normal since if this was the first time i was playing it and didn't know anything about the game, i'd probably take about the same time to finish the game (without the bits he does in between like talking to chat in the beginning and try to shove a banana in the oven for 10 mins lol)
      I guess it helps a ton if you don't watch other people play a game quicker and figure out everything before watching mark's livestreams lol(this happened with security breach as well)

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar Рік тому +11

      Mark is a grade-A himbo after all

    • @LuzikArbuzik77
      @LuzikArbuzik77 Рік тому +3

      I prefer the uncut footage most of the time

    • @nassahrakim8136
      @nassahrakim8136 Рік тому +5

      Mark legit looks insane during this whole video 😂😂 he's gone too far in the deep end

  • @RickAstley-qd8bn
    @RickAstley-qd8bn Рік тому +2654

    Game: Increasing sense of suspense and uneasiness
    Mark: 𝗣 𝗘 𝗔 𝗖 𝗛 𝗕 𝗨 𝗧 𝗧
    43:59

    • @Fundipper
      @Fundipper Рік тому +59

      That's ADHD at its finest

    • @maxgirouxpro
      @maxgirouxpro Рік тому +4

      Dude, your whole username is Rick roll. Lol

    • @mathewrobins4306
      @mathewrobins4306 Рік тому +2

      @@Fundipperyep… I agree

    • @Broken_Exhaust_Pipe
      @Broken_Exhaust_Pipe Рік тому +8

      Bruh I got ADHD and do shit like this all the time 💀💀💀

    • @Nezukooooooooooo_
      @Nezukooooooooooo_ 3 місяці тому

      I do this with fnaf ngl for example
      Dd: *comes*
      Me: DADDY ENNARD PLEASE KILL MMEEEEEEEE

  • @demaunix2723
    @demaunix2723 11 місяців тому +13

    30:44 DAMN SHE DID WOOLY DIRTY!

  • @D.Honey_Beau
    @D.Honey_Beau 11 місяців тому +8

    "YOU GET A KNIFE, YOU CUT THE APPLE AND I DON'T CARE IF WE STAY HERE ALL NIGHT, I'M DOING AS INSTRUCTED!" -Markiplier

  • @meganmisura1858
    @meganmisura1858 Рік тому +2726

    Of course Mark’s reaction to breaking his nose would be - *“Surely ignoring my broken nose won’t have consequences - perfect time for a stream!*

    • @aff77141
      @aff77141 Рік тому +87

      It's the not even knowing how he broke it for me

    • @Glaycier
      @Glaycier Рік тому +61

      @@aff77141I heard once you break it once breaking it again is easier. Maybe it’s gotten to the point where even just a breeze will shatter it lmaoooo (but seriously I’m worried he breaks that shit too much)

    • @kharnthebetrayer8251
      @kharnthebetrayer8251 Рік тому +19

      Totally not a masochist

    • @meooooowB3
      @meooooowB3 Рік тому +9

      i broke my nose when i was 12 - it’s still broken never healed. however it didn’t hurt that much 😭😭 i just got up and walked away

    • @ZombifiedBuizel
      @ZombifiedBuizel Рік тому +10

      @@meooooowB3 I was in 8th grade when I broke mine. I was hit in the face with a volleyball in gym. It didn't hurt that much. I never knew it until I went to get it cauterized that summer cause I was tired of the constant nosebleeds I've had for years. Not even a little blood but it would bleed like a faucet for 30+ minutes. The nose doctor was examining my nose and asked if I had ever broke it before. When I said no he said it looked like I had fairly recently. It healed crooked. It was a minor break so no big deal. Makes getting glasses suck cause of it being slightly crooked.

  • @superpaytonmars8852
    @superpaytonmars8852 Рік тому +1256

    I love how Mark has been playing horror games for so long that he's not even fazed by this creepy shit anymore.

  • @pyjamadays
    @pyjamadays Рік тому +11

    mark is a menace in this game 💀💀

  • @D.Honey_Beau
    @D.Honey_Beau 11 місяців тому +6

    "Is that the Bite of '89, I was born in the summer of '89!"

  • @Indictioned
    @Indictioned Рік тому +2142

    Markiplier's transition from maniacal laughter to straight-up confusion after inputting the time into that old digital alarm was absolutely priceless.

    • @Sp00ksOdyssey
      @Sp00ksOdyssey Рік тому +18

      timestamp please I lost it and want to rewatch it 😂

    • @lkntgkltrndfl
      @lkntgkltrndfl Рік тому +17

      @@Sp00ksOdyssey 42:48

    • @Pillxow
      @Pillxow Рік тому +8

      @@lkntgkltrndfl thanks legend

  • @hunterdickerson8318
    @hunterdickerson8318 Рік тому +976

    MARK: there can only be so many combinations
    Also mark: colors in the same 2 combinations 8 times

  • @A_u_s.
    @A_u_s. 11 місяців тому +7

    “2001, it’s a year! (It was a tough one)”
    Ya…it sure was

  • @JytteShakira
    @JytteShakira Рік тому +12

    i'm in the process of getting diagnosed with adhd now which is both exciting (to finally get help) but also scary, because i've always thought of diagnoses as a "problem" because i was brought up with my family saying that diagnoses aren't a real thing. I was about to skip after the game ended as well as a lot of other people watching this, but i really find it extra comforting that my favourite youtube talks so openly about this and it also soothes my anxiety from not being able to really talk with my family about adhd. I think this is also one of the reasons why i love mark in contrast to other youtubers, who only speak about funny experiences and not about common things like diagnoses and also medication, meditation and what works from his own experiences. I really love that and it helps a lot more than he probably realises

  • @hownottoplay5847
    @hownottoplay5847 Рік тому +1014

    Mark: "I finally got my ADHD medication already!"
    Also mark: *BANANA MUST FIT IN OVEN*

  • @kennethprehart8407
    @kennethprehart8407 Рік тому +530

    Mark is the polar opposite of a speedrunner

  • @standard-carrier-wo-chan
    @standard-carrier-wo-chan 10 місяців тому +9

    I don't know why but I feel extremely bad for Wooly.

  • @captainmorgan9149
    @captainmorgan9149 Рік тому +336

    "AMANDA! YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO CONSULT YOUR LAWYER!"
    that made me laugh so hard

  • @Tasoq
    @Tasoq Рік тому +666

    I love how he described getting his hair straightened as being "Farquaad-ed" 😂

  • @abhiramas2004
    @abhiramas2004 11 місяців тому +6

    " What is that noise, what on earth are you watching"
    "Nothing mom its just markiplier trying to put his banana in the oven"
    "WHAT!!!"

  • @PerrcusionBox
    @PerrcusionBox Рік тому +5

    38:53 “what is on the scale, big buddy? *WHAT IS ON THE SCALE* “

  • @galaxyofreesesking2124
    @galaxyofreesesking2124 Рік тому +666

    Mark's nose just keeps getting more and more handsome with every break. Give it a dozen more and he'll start emitting a noticeable glow.

    • @DynoSkrimisher
      @DynoSkrimisher Рік тому +114

      Like handsome squidward

    • @Just_Some_Gal
      @Just_Some_Gal Рік тому +47

      Don't forget handsome Squidward after getting demolished by a Krusty Krab door

    • @thoseunhingedloserz1517
      @thoseunhingedloserz1517 Рік тому +6

      LMAO I swear his nose breaks every year, man

    • @PocoMuses
      @PocoMuses Рік тому +2

      Handsome squidward style

    • @dtplaysmc8841
      @dtplaysmc8841 Рік тому +1

      Great, now he's going to break his nose on a piece of uranium...

  • @ollynations1069
    @ollynations1069 Рік тому +539

    Mark is the kind of UA-camr that would take 2 hours to complete a task and his fans will watch it all lol

    • @sparrowstar3490
      @sparrowstar3490 Рік тому +27

      You just described his poppy playtime series perfectly

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 Рік тому +24

      He's the kind of person who spends an hour trying to figure out something super simple that everyone else does easily, but then does something super complex in a minute without even realizing it was supposed to be complicated. Mark's brain is an enigma full of "how dafuq?!"

    • @ollynations1069
      @ollynations1069 Рік тому +1

      @@joshuakim5240 holy crap yes 😂

  • @surrealsimulations
    @surrealsimulations 2 місяці тому +4

    “I have to send this to my friend! Can you help me?”
    Mark: I know!
    *m-a-r-k*

  • @gracerolling3015
    @gracerolling3015 Рік тому +12

    Mark talks to the chat for about 10 minutes before starting the game just so that anyone who wants to know can know.

  • @BigBongly
    @BigBongly Рік тому +547

    I'll give it to the VA for amanda, her depressed voice is convincing. Sometimes (well, lotsa times..) voice acting in indie games, especially *horror* indie games, isnt always very.. good. so good job to whoever did her voice

    • @flipflop_bell
      @flipflop_bell Рік тому +32

      You're telling me Garten of Peak doesn't have the BEST voice acting?????

    • @brodiemorris2081
      @brodiemorris2081 Рік тому +28

      @@flipflop_bell yeah i mean just listen to the emotion in banban’s voice when he asks for your pancreas! Game of the century for sure

    • @mylifesubscriptionhasendedwhat
      @mylifesubscriptionhasendedwhat Рік тому +7

      That would be Rebecca Colton, daughter of sam Colton, and an employee of hamln entertainment!

    • @thefatherrabbit
      @thefatherrabbit Рік тому +6

      @@mylifesubscriptionhasendedwhat The actual VA, not the character.

    • @nellylenaj3601
      @nellylenaj3601 Рік тому +2

      She reminds me of Louise from Bobs burgers... I forgot the name of the VA for her tho

  • @accomplicegaming3844
    @accomplicegaming3844 Рік тому +9

    This is proof that you don’t have to have good graphics to have a good game! Love it!

  • @icehd2412
    @icehd2412 2 місяці тому +3

    The best thing in this world is mark going off on an animated child for not knowing what the difference between a pantry and a cupboard is

  • @YanntastischGER
    @YanntastischGER Рік тому +445

    I will never forget Mark's quote "Let me put a banana in your oven" and definetly use it as a metaphor.

    • @elianimations4569
      @elianimations4569 Рік тому +16

      Sounds like a sex joke

    • @reptiliannoizezz.413
      @reptiliannoizezz.413 Рік тому

      @@elianimations4569 Exactly

    • @voxvolhynia5400
      @voxvolhynia5400 Рік тому

      @@elianimations4569 Good catch

    • @nellylenaj3601
      @nellylenaj3601 Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Using that in my stories.. Idk where yet but i WILL.

    • @voxvolhynia5400
      @voxvolhynia5400 Рік тому

      Now I've got the "Put a banana in your ear" song stuck in my head, the one from Charlie the Unicorn.

  • @AzureWoof
    @AzureWoof Рік тому +397

    Must be real comforting knowing there's someone out there with a voodoo doll of Mark with a comedically emphasized nose for the sole purpose of nose-related torture.

  • @KeanuReevolution
    @KeanuReevolution 10 місяців тому +5

    I never realized how much of a menace you are on livestreams LMAO, I've been screaming at the screen 😂😂😂

  • @kmon4942
    @kmon4942 8 місяців тому +3

    Mark with no context is hot

  • @WiFiDown37811
    @WiFiDown37811 Рік тому +1649

    man I feel Mark's demand to have explicitly clear instructions. it is so frustrating if instructions aren't crystal clear to me 🤣

    • @Yearofthetiger25
      @Yearofthetiger25 Рік тому +82

      Same here thanks to my ADHD. I also hate when more than one person is giving me instructions that conflict with each other. Then I'm just like "which way do I do it then huh??? Why don't you guys figure that out first and just get back to me later because my god!"
      I also get annoyed by vague instructions too. For example,
      Person A: "do some dishes"
      Person B: *cleans the small stuff like cutlery and cups*
      Person A: *still sees sink full of bigger dishes (i.e pots, bowls, plates)* "why didn't you do any of these I need them to serve dinner later?"
      Person B: "you only said to do some of them so I did the small ones. If you wanted some specific dishes cleaned you should've told me." 😑

    • @Sentanette
      @Sentanette Рік тому +1

      SAME

    • @Sentanette
      @Sentanette Рік тому +1

      @@Yearofthetiger25 wait, that conflicts?

    • @xen-reji
      @xen-reji Рік тому +11

      Same, I NEED it to be specific. Step by step if you can. Maybe it's because I'm scared of messing up, but I'm just stuck in researching and paralysis if I don't have a crystal clear view of how to proceed

    • @doomcardten1799
      @doomcardten1799 Рік тому +22

      @@Sentanette the request conflicts with their actual expectations.
      If someone gives an instruction but isn’t clear about what they need done or why they need it done, they shouldn’t expect it to meet their unclear standards.
      That sorta situation would be fine if they said “can you clean all the dishes” or “can you do some dishes, we need clean ones to server dinner later”

  • @R1chardDietz
    @R1chardDietz Рік тому +834

    Mark yelling at Amanda for calling a cupboard a pantry has the same energy as Charlie yelling at Sneako for calling mags clips and I love it.

    • @j.woodard2452
      @j.woodard2452 Рік тому +7

      I also heard The Good Doctor in the "I am a Surgeon" blow up.

  • @A-Muse-U
    @A-Muse-U Рік тому +10

    Sometimes watchng Mark do an unedited puzzle game is so painful and I've never played this game

  • @TugiDeg
    @TugiDeg 10 місяців тому +5

    1:23:22 I absolutely love the STONED barn.

  • @potatogirl2570
    @potatogirl2570 Рік тому +251

    I love how seans playthru he was gooing all quick and speeds past everything meanwhile mark fucks around for so long

    • @summydog
      @summydog Рік тому +1

      Sadly agreeable

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar Рік тому +20

      two kinds of ADHD

  • @strawberrymilkshake2789
    @strawberrymilkshake2789 Рік тому +629

    What a lucky coincidence Mark was able to spell his name on the padlock because the full alphabet wasn't on there... I hope the devs added his name on there purposefully

  • @fried_tadpoles5628
    @fried_tadpoles5628 7 місяців тому +3

    The way he yells "A KNIFE!" So enthusiastically with the most cheese eating grin before having to take a drink is so funny to me

  • @wraccoresxenos2212
    @wraccoresxenos2212 Рік тому +10

    I would fully watch a livestream of Mark just going around even in real life just saying "LORE" to random things like in Surgeon Simulator 3

  • @lilmissfires
    @lilmissfires Рік тому +864

    "Where are you, little doll? Come out and play. I only ever want to make memories together. I just want to be... your final memory." Sweet crap Mark, that was terrifying. Man has a villain monologue all geared up and ready to go, off the cuff.

    • @mirrorocean
      @mirrorocean Рік тому +15

      I read this comment before I watched the stream and it has me VERY psyched up.

    • @nathanford2072
      @nathanford2072 Рік тому +32

      Well remember lads, darkiplier is a thing still. Of course he would sound like that.

    • @e1901
      @e1901 Рік тому +15

      Darkiplier lurks in the shadows- waiting, watching. Always.
      It’s good to be reminded.
      Thank you good sir

    • @obliviouscrab3125
      @obliviouscrab3125 Рік тому +1

      Timestamp pls?

    • @D4v3mill3r
      @D4v3mill3r Рік тому +4

      @@obliviouscrab3125 1:18:02

  • @Starline36
    @Starline36 Рік тому +201

    I had a dream tonight that i was at a panel and accidentally called Mark “Market fire” and he uppercutted me 💀

  • @Milly_mushroom
    @Milly_mushroom 10 місяців тому +4

    I love how he says it’s in my hand it’s in my hand, and then he stopped to say peach but and went back to saying it’s in my hand

  • @No_onespecial02
    @No_onespecial02 Рік тому +6

    Markiplier is the only man to break his nose and be like “hmm, there seems to be a problem with my nose.”

  • @Urmom-ds6yr
    @Urmom-ds6yr Рік тому +638

    1:34:39 I love how he was genuinely enjoying chip😭😭 while sean was NOT having it LMAOOO

  • @wheresmybooty007
    @wheresmybooty007 Рік тому +894

    Theory: At the end of Aunt Kate’s letter, she says, “With you always.” Not a common phrase to end a letter with. You know what else in the game is “with you always”? The cursor. The cursor with eyes. I propose that the cursor is Aunt Kate.

  • @SauraElanthier
    @SauraElanthier 11 місяців тому +4

    Welcome to your 30s, when you accidentally injure yourself and you can't figure out when, where, or how it happened lol

  • @devi-gi4ch
    @devi-gi4ch 8 місяців тому +7

    30:08 - inflation fr 💀

  • @Wampa842
    @Wampa842 Рік тому +483

    As a man who owns FIVE OVENS, Mark must be great at identifying kitchen furniture.

  • @whitetanook3875
    @whitetanook3875 Рік тому +682

    Still laughing at "Full Farquad look" hope you're doing well mark

  • @FenekkuKitsune
    @FenekkuKitsune 11 місяців тому +9

    Holy crap the amount of spoilers people spouted as soon as Mark looked at literally anything. Soon as he looked at the freakin' password-locked chest all I saw from chat were people screaming not to spoil while 90% of the other chatters typed "GUTS" in all caps, like, let the man play!