One guy who doesn't want to be on camera, but still wants to chat with Dave in front of that camera instead of just leaving while they were filming, everybody knows the rules.
"So how did they catch ya?" "Long story... basically... there is this guy from Barstool, Dave Portnoy; he goes around filming Pizza places - I was a regular at ...." 😂
I sometimes torture myself and don’t watch for like 2-3 days…then finally sit and watch those that I missed all at once. It’s worth that wait if you enjoy longer videos! Ha
Self importance?! Are you an idiot? People only go into witness protection when there are people literally trying to hunt them down and kill them. Is his life not important?
I think if you're in witness protection the last thing you do is announce on camera you're in witness protection I'm thinking. That dude apparently does not know the rules.
I absolutely love the reviews like this one. When Dave runs into these characters and he can't quit laughing when he's talking about them. Makes me laugh everytime.
Dave, you have to tell your staff. To get you a thermal laser thermometer. You point and shoot it gives you the Temperature instantly You would know your mouth temperature Zone It would fit in your back pocket.
The fact that this guy fought so hard to get Dave to try the pasta fazool only for it to be the bottom ranked fazool he’s ever done is oddly satisfying.
Marisa’s is absolutely thin crust crispy cheesy pizza perfection. Used to be an ice cream shop then he bought it. Holy cow the real deal. Never had pizza like it before in life. Never will again unless I can get back there. I used to work around the corner and would go in weekly, sometimes more. I gained so much weight 😂. Worth it. Many things I regret eating and packing on the pounds. Never regret Marisa’s. The best, hands down, by a wide margin.
Quick fact: that pasta dish is called 'Pasta e fagioli' in Italy (Pasta with beans). The expression 'Pasta fasool' belongs to Americanized southern Italian dialect(s)
This was probably one of the best pizzerias in the Capital district when the old man ran the place. I know he retired, and the son took over, but I haven't been there since then...7.9..bordering on 8 says that it's still a good spot.
Dave, sweaty, standing in front of a strip mall, eating hot soup. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the peak. The pinnacle. Life gets no more grand than this.
The fact that davey can say "pasta fasool" in 8 different ways in one sentence has me dead. "Pasteh Fahsuul" "Pasta FaJool" "Paste Fashool" Past Faxxxooo" "Pasta Fasool"
I go there for lunch once every couple of weeks. I've seen that guy there. Never seemed as tough as he tried to be in the video. I like that "rules of engagement" card you played. I was a judge for the Tournament of Pizza you showed the trophy of there. It came down to Marisa's and Defazios. Marisa's won by a large margin.
LOL.....06:30... Dave looks like a bum....I can't stop laughing! (the MF is loaded....i know....but he just fits perfectly as a bum, drinking soup on the street).... lol
It deserve an eight three. Dave was full and it skewed the score. I have eaten there and it is old school. Very good stuff. My issue with Marissa's is they have no delivery service. Hey Marissa's....sign up with any delivery service, I do not care who! Or create you own and make way more money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“I’m in witness protection, don’t put me on camera” “Oh yeah, you gotta try the pasta fusion. I come up here 6/7 times a year and this place is the only place I eat”
Guilderland NY, off of US 20, is outside of Schenectady and on the way to Colonie, not too far from the Albany Int'l Airport. You're in the Capital District. Lots of Dutch folks here! (Van this and that)
Dave: can I get a bowl of soup to-go? Restaurant: best I can do is overfill this shallow salad container, make you pinch it 62 times to remove the lid, and use an entire roll of shrink wrap to make sure it’s secure.
Ok this episode is gonna be added in “The Best of One Bite” 😂 dude wanted to be blurred out cause the mob looking for him 😂 you’d think a bunch of Italians would check all pizza joints first
And Dave keeps the footage of the guy admitting he is in the witness protection program, so anyone looking for rats can stop in and see who's there. LOL.
Dave straight up laughed when he said “because they’ll come after me with guns “ 😭💀😭💀😭 that shit had me in tears especially how he whispered it …. I can’t be on camera …… why??? 😭💀😂🤦🏽♂️
Dave shows up and demolishes both an identity and a reputation. That pie was an 8 out of the box and the soup was a 9 plus but everybody knows the rules.
That did seem a little low, but I think the guy in the witness protection program irritated him and threw him off his game. Everyone knows the rules -- distracting Dave carries a 0.4 penalty.
I’ve been looking 👀 for that guy ! I know his voice from anywhere! Thanks Dave ! I show you his knees caps via video 👌 when me and the boys head over there !!
First rule of Witness Protection: tell everyone you’re in witness protection.
“Pasta fusool”
😂😂😂
Tells dave he's eats there every day too 😂😂
More like pasta fool, amirite?
second rule of Witness Protection: go somewhere within 3 hours of midtown Manhattan.
this was a modern day My Blue Heaven moment
One guy who doesn't want to be on camera, but still wants to chat with Dave in front of that camera instead of just leaving while they were filming, everybody knows the rules.
apparently dave, us, and the guy do not know the rules.
Diet Sal Capone
What a strange old man.
You know some mobsters and feds had a stroke after watching this one.
Makes me think of the famous New York review with the lady that didn't want to be on camera but wouldn't shut up lol
One guy in witness protection and can't be on camera... Dave should know the rules.
🤔😮🤯👍😂🤣😆😂🤪😜😎
Dave is desperately trying to get that man killed lmao
Literally exposed him, goddammit Dave
I can only assume he didn't hear him say he was in witness protection.
Dave exposing people in witness protection. Everyine knows the rules
The blur through the door had me cracked right up!! 😂
Dave is still working on mastering Chicago pizza boxes. Don’t confuse him with Saran Wrap please.
to be fair those boxes are fucking stupid and pointless
This one took me out.
My God no! He still hasn't recovered from the whole aluminum foil incident.
"So how did they catch ya?"
"Long story... basically... there is this guy from Barstool, Dave Portnoy; he goes around filming Pizza places - I was a regular at ...."
😂
You know, that witness protection wouldn't mean that the *police* was after him, right? Why would the mob ask: "how did they catch ya?"
@@cliff009 no, the police would ask him that after a failed shootout attempt at his life, wise guy.
You need people like me so you can point your f***ing finger and say dat's da bad guy!
That lady who walked in and walked out during your review is absolute gold. Need more people like her 😂
She's the wife of the Al Capone dude. 😂
@@garylester8621 more like side piece
Dave the broke bitch, no ads this time...
I liked her. She seemed very sweet and genuine.
Honestly seemed like just a sweet old lady
After a shitty Monday I needed this 7 minute review!
Me and you both. Hopefully tomorrow is better for everyone.
SAME Work sucked today. Too many idiots. lol
These reviews help me with bad days especially if its Monday
I sometimes torture myself and don’t watch for like 2-3 days…then finally sit and watch those that I missed all at once. It’s worth that wait if you enjoy longer videos! Ha
Same here ☺️
Witness protection man is a strange guy. Dave makes them understand how weird they are by not bowing down to their self importance.
Self importance?! Are you an idiot? People only go into witness protection when there are people literally trying to hunt them down and kill them. Is his life not important?
Dude maybe just trying to stay alive dood… mannn 🤦🏻
And any guy that would come after them are probably dead by now, the old fucks 😂
@@maxentiusdecimus9341I'll agree he's a self important piece of work, for his own good. He's a nobody. Forget about it.
I think if you're in witness protection the last thing you do is announce on camera you're in witness protection I'm thinking. That dude apparently does not know the rules.
Dave eats pizza every day, and makes money doing it, might be the smartest human alive.
Sounds like a dream job, but that doesn't mean his cholesterol and arteries are good!😂
Not everyday I think. He gets like a bunch in on one every now and then but he drops em daily. Id like to know for sure
You realize he doesn’t do it every day right?..
Made his money regardless of the pizza
@@chrish8016still dream job lol
This is the exact environment I want my Italian food to come from.
The guy that didn't want to be on camera definitely owes someone lots of money.
Or, he was used by the cops in a sting operation to take down part of a crime cell. Who knows.
Yeah ... A lot of people think he's dead...
Those are my thoughts as well. He’s not in witness protection, he just owes $80K in back child support or something.
No one would have known had he not opened his mouth..
Dave finds the mobster in witness protection at a roadside pizza joint in upstate NY, I don't think that guy knows the rules.
Dude didn't have a clue!
I absolutely love the reviews like this one. When Dave runs into these characters and he can't quit laughing when he's talking about them. Makes me laugh everytime.
I freakin love Dave. He’s not phased by any of the idiots he comes across. This is the rules of engagement, Hahahaha
Albany area guy here. Not surprised Dave didn't know where he was. We don't have good coke here.
That woman who exited just past 3:10 acted just like a GTA NPC
Portnoy: "Who is this guy?"
Pizza maker: "He's just a customer!"
Portnoy: "He's acting like he's Al Capone"
LMAO.
You think I'm funny? Like I make you laugh, like a clown? 🤡
Damn, every one of the reviews makes me like Dave more and more. Man of the people.
Dave, you have to tell your staff. To get you a thermal laser thermometer. You point and shoot it gives you the Temperature instantly You would know your mouth temperature Zone It would fit in your back pocket.
The over the top blur of Al Capone at 4:55 had me wheezing 😭
Straight up, that pizza looks bomb.
Damn right it did!
I’d love to use them slices as ear muffs during the winter
@@absurd_patience Right?! That's exactly... wait. What?
The visual of Dave just standing there with the soup on a hot ass day, quivering, cracks me up
If you’re in witness protection, you can’t tell anyone you are in witness protection. I know because I’m in witness protection 🤣
And everyone knows the rules. 🤣😂
You just broke the rule! 😂
Ah, that makes sense.
Heyyyy wait a minute!
You’re probably the only Nick in New York. They gonna git you!
Why did you go outside?
The fact that this guy fought so hard to get Dave to try the pasta fazool only for it to be the bottom ranked fazool he’s ever done is oddly satisfying.
"he's ever done" hes literally done one lol
8.3 is bottom ranked?
@@JarrodButali hes only done 1 before this which he ranked 8.7 iirc
@@JarrodButali yeah he showed the flash back to the other one in this video. It was an 8.6
The fact that watching new Davey reviews is the highlight of my day…..is sensational
Takeout soup in an aluminum container is WILD
That what I was thinking totally F'd up
Can’t believe after all these years I’ve finally found Pasta Fagioli Pete. I’m coming Peter
Marisa’s is absolutely thin crust crispy cheesy pizza perfection. Used to be an ice cream shop then he bought it. Holy cow the real deal. Never had pizza like it before in life. Never will again unless I can get back there. I used to work around the corner and would go in weekly, sometimes more. I gained so much weight 😂. Worth it. Many things I regret eating and packing on the pounds. Never regret Marisa’s. The best, hands down, by a wide margin.
Quick fact: that pasta dish is called 'Pasta e fagioli' in Italy (Pasta with beans). The expression 'Pasta fasool' belongs to Americanized southern Italian dialect(s)
it's like a whole different language lol thx for letting us know tho!
It's 7:17 pm the next day. Do you know where your pizza review is?
WHERE'S TUESDAY'S PIZZA REVIEW?
One bite, everyone knows his name was Joe Everydayman.
This was an all-time classic review.
I can't be on camera, everybody knows the rules.
Takin one for the Team ! ! Thx Dave, you Rock, as usual !
dave handles cray cray pretty well
He really does. And it always works out well for us too
I wish I could be 1/10th as good with random people as Dave
It's not like people aren't murdered so maybe he did snitch on some dangerous people that have people outside of prison that could come after him.
Henry Hill: "You know I can't be on TV!"
Prez: "Why not?"
Henry Hill: "Everybody knows the rules!"
Dave you're great!!😂
Love watching the pizza reviews!!
This was probably one of the best pizzerias in the Capital district when the old man ran the place. I know he retired, and the son took over, but I haven't been there since then...7.9..bordering on 8 says that it's still a good spot.
When someone is in witness protection and eating pizza at the same place daily, its gotta be good!
Dave was busting that dudes ass about not being on camera. Love it !! 😂
“It stands for everything I stand against” a true Portnoy classic quote, everybody knows the rules 🤣🤣🤣
Watching Dave melt while eating soup in that heat was the funniest thing I seen all week
Dave, sweaty, standing in front of a strip mall, eating hot soup. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the peak. The pinnacle. Life gets no more grand than this.
Didn’t think it was possible but these keep getting better - Dave 4 Pres 🇺🇸
The fact that davey can say "pasta fasool" in 8 different ways in one sentence has me dead. "Pasteh Fahsuul" "Pasta FaJool" "Paste Fashool" Past Faxxxooo" "Pasta Fasool"
I know if I was in the witness protection program the first thing I'd do is tell someone haha
The witness protection guy got Dave all worked up 😂
Classic clip, one of the best by Dave!👌🏻
I go there for lunch once every couple of weeks. I've seen that guy there. Never seemed as tough as he tried to be in the video. I like that "rules of engagement" card you played. I was a judge for the Tournament of Pizza you showed the trophy of there. It came down to Marisa's and Defazios. Marisa's won by a large margin.
I re-read the AOA page after watching this. Fond memories!
Wow! An amazing view.. Thank you Dave. The American living in Finland.
He funny asf. He in witness protection. Lmfaoo. If he was he would've attacked and left
Attacked? Lol
LOL.....06:30... Dave looks like a bum....I can't stop laughing! (the MF is loaded....i know....but he just fits perfectly as a bum, drinking soup on the street).... lol
I’m not gonna lie that pizza does look legit and good.
Owner thought he was a main character in Goodfellas lol
That guy is not in witness protection, he is absolutely insane
I was entertained. Thank you, sir.
It deserve an eight three. Dave was full and it skewed the score. I have eaten there and it is old school. Very good stuff. My issue with Marissa's is they have no delivery service. Hey Marissa's....sign up with any delivery service, I do not care who! Or create you own and make way more money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“I’m in witness protection, don’t put me on camera”
“Oh yeah, you gotta try the pasta fusion. I come up here 6/7 times a year and this place is the only place I eat”
If Don Birch isn’t in witness protection, then this guys isn’t.
Guilderland NY, off of US 20, is outside of Schenectady and on the way to Colonie, not too far from the Albany Int'l Airport. You're in the Capital District. Lots of Dutch folks here! (Van this and that)
Dave: can I get a bowl of soup to-go?
Restaurant: best I can do is overfill this shallow salad container, make you pinch it 62 times to remove the lid, and use an entire roll of shrink wrap to make sure it’s secure.
😂
They run the Soup Protection program
This place must be the go to for everyone in witness protection... did you see the lady running so as not to be on camera?? hahahaha
Ok this episode is gonna be added in “The Best of One Bite” 😂 dude wanted to be blurred out cause the mob looking for him 😂 you’d think a bunch of Italians would check all pizza joints first
Loan sharks and protection money collectors - When da boss says "break a leg", he ain't in show business, friends!
Great reviews Dave 😊
This guy has warrants 🤣 🤣
Warrants or part of an investigation/lawsuit of a Ponzi scheme
7/9 all the time
And Dave keeps the footage of the guy admitting he is in the witness protection program, so anyone looking for rats can stop in and see who's there. LOL.
Dave eats his pizza like a kid. Bites all around the outside and then leaves it unfinished in the box
Idk how many kids you’ve raised, they go nuts for pizza.
My two kids if given the chance would finish a box each leave nothing behind
He tries like half a dozen pizzas a day you think he's going to be just smashing slices down? He'd be dead in a month.
This one was hilarious 😂. The soup section was even funnier to me than the Al Capone bits.
No video today??
Busy buying back his company
@@verhu010 He will probably have a well done undercarriage by the time it’s over and zero flop. 7.8, you heard it first!
Dave straight up laughed when he said “because they’ll come after me with guns “ 😭💀😭💀😭 that shit had me in tears especially how he whispered it
…. I can’t be on camera …… why??? 😭💀😂🤦🏽♂️
"Im in the witness protection program" for everyone to hear in pizza place 😂
Dave shows up and demolishes both an identity and a reputation. That pie was an 8 out of the box and the soup was a 9 plus but everybody knows the rules.
Passes the eye test for sure. That pizza looks amazing.
Marisa Tomei earned every slice of that Oscar for My Cousin Vinny. Everybody knows the rules 🍕
My first white girl crush lol
That woman moving down that ramp with the agility of Barry Sanders
I was expecting a mid 8 score with how many bites he took and how he reacted with how good it tastes
Yes. I was thinking 8.2 at least.
That did seem a little low, but I think the guy in the witness protection program irritated him and threw him off his game. Everyone knows the rules -- distracting Dave carries a 0.4 penalty.
I believe it was the excessive cheese, not Mr. Fuhgettabowdit that led to the sub 8 score; Dave is a master reviewer.
He said he was full. He never gives a good score when he's full, everyone know the rules.
When he takes that many bites on a a pie you know ain’t in the nines he’s most likely debating 7.9 or 8.1
Its a good day when I can predict Dave's score before he reveals it. You're a fuckin legend Dave.
I love how they can walk around in public and everyone can see them, but somehow being on camera is no go.....
🤣
The lady coming out of the shop also acting as if she diesnt want to be on camra while running out of the shop. 😂
One bite everybody knows Dave wants to see marisa's bed later that night.
"They're gonna come after me with guns" 🤣🤣
Witness protection guy must be related to the NYC bag lady. Constantly talking to Dave but can't be on camera, everyone knows the rules.
lol
I’ve been looking 👀 for that guy ! I know his voice from anywhere! Thanks Dave ! I show you his knees caps via video 👌 when me and the boys head over there !!
Dave always thought the pizzeria and mafia connection was a joke everybody knows the rules
Back in the wave of maniacal reviews. The mental health problems in a pizza joint must be astronomical.
When i saw doing the reviews in the are i was hoping he hit this place. Some good pizza for sure! My go to spot!
Anyone else shocked that Dave didn't end up wearing that pasta fasul?
The blur over the door had me chuckling😂
Deduction for too much cheese is one of Dave’s quirky rules. 🧀❌
G-Land Stand Up! We finally made it!!!!
No way they put soup in that type of to go container 😂😂😂
They prob stock up on soup cups in a few months. only Dave and Al Capone is crazy enough to order soup in the summer.
Someone please help Dave say "Pasta e Fagioli" correctly. He cracks me up.
Everyone knows the rules 7 minute review gotta be gold
Dave getting the location semi-correct and the man behind the camera getting it wrong, now I've seen everything!
He can't be on camera because gabagool
thank you al capone...i'm rolling dave that was funny
“Less cheese on the pizza please.”
-nobody on planet earth but El Pres
Props to them for wrapping the soup up unbelievable tight. Prevents spills when you take it to go.
@@terrytwo correct