Rules for Dating a Scorpio

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  • Опубліковано 2 жов 2022
  • Have you ever been curious about what it is like to date a Scorpio? Well, these rules will help you better navigate the complex relationship you might experience with a moody secret keeper.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 447

  • @theresathompson7651
    @theresathompson7651 Рік тому +481

    I married a Scorpio (I'm an Aquarius). This is so true...our long game lasted 41 years. Best damn decision I ever made!

    • @ibmongergamingyt5869
      @ibmongergamingyt5869 Рік тому +19

      Lasted?

    • @tori5731
      @tori5731 Рік тому +43

      Damnnn as a scorpio my brother is an Aquarius I can't stand him for a min long and you lasted 41 years? That's a miracle

    • @RebelliousLittleElf
      @RebelliousLittleElf Рік тому +15

      Also an Aquarius dating a Scorpio.

    • @jemimahkendall6579
      @jemimahkendall6579 Рік тому +20

      This is encouraging, I'm wn Aquarius and ive set my sights on a Scorpio man, ive been honest with my feelings and left the ball in his court and left him to it, it seems to be working

    • @theresathompson7651
      @theresathompson7651 Рік тому +7

      @@jemimahkendall6579 smart move

  • @Rebecca-06
    @Rebecca-06 Рік тому +156

    They will cut you in half 😂😂😂😂 true

    • @notdreppy
      @notdreppy 10 місяців тому +10

      Nahh, probably rip them into atoms
      I know this cuz I’m a Scorpio

    • @Rebecca-06
      @Rebecca-06 10 місяців тому +2

      Same

    • @TrangNguyen-ql5ch
      @TrangNguyen-ql5ch 7 місяців тому +2

      Into ashes

    • @Tawnytango
      @Tawnytango 7 місяців тому +2

      @@notdreppyme to!!

  • @slr-opp
    @slr-opp Рік тому +165

    Bro just described me in a 60 second video 💀

  • @ObitOnichan
    @ObitOnichan 10 місяців тому +150

    This guy actually understands me more than my own family and friends do…💀✨

  • @MikeSmith-bj1jf
    @MikeSmith-bj1jf 7 місяців тому +21

    As a Scorpio, “little bitch” and “they will cut you in half “ got me dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @KenaChristina
    @KenaChristina Рік тому +102

    I can only laugh in agreement! I’m a Scorpio 😂

  • @supriya9000
    @supriya9000 Рік тому +181

    As a scorpio I wanna tell you.. "Hey! " 😌
    U did a good research

  • @anayarey
    @anayarey Рік тому +221

    "It's a LONG game" yeah like years long before you can even get into a conversation with them. They just watch you, disappear sometimes and reappear and you wonder wtf is going on

    • @jjean7730
      @jjean7730 Рік тому +8

      😂😂😂My guy friend said that a couple days ago and he was confused 😂😂😂😂😂 but I really like him 😅

    • @supriya9000
      @supriya9000 Рік тому +4

      Aww Hahahaha 😁

    • @tashboog5458
      @tashboog5458 Рік тому +6

      🤦🏾‍♀️ my exact experience with one

    • @elovesp1
      @elovesp1 11 місяців тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @brandyjackson6599
      @brandyjackson6599 11 місяців тому +1

      Whew girl!!!!

  • @ConsoleGeekx
    @ConsoleGeekx 9 місяців тому +60

    but if you do choose to date a scorpio and you DO be faithful, I promise you they will give up the world for you, they will have ur back, they will refuse to engage in any other sexual activities even behind your back, when scorpio appreciates their lover they will never cheat even if you would never know.

    • @Shiningami_Jem
      @Shiningami_Jem 7 місяців тому +2

      A Gemini will always know 😉

  • @caitlin4294
    @caitlin4294 6 місяців тому +4

    This guy knows me better then my closest friends ❤❤😂😂😂 ♏️

  • @HumbleDaughter
    @HumbleDaughter Рік тому +31

    I’m a Scorpio and I approve this message

    • @Yandel.Negron
      @Yandel.Negron 8 місяців тому

      I’m also a scorpio, and I approve.

  • @afreen29
    @afreen29 5 місяців тому +2

    The fact that the first point was first that cut deep

  • @Sofia-zi2tl
    @Sofia-zi2tl 11 місяців тому +21

    I am a Scorpio and I could literally tell you this is so right lol 😂

  • @thünd3r.00
    @thünd3r.00 10 місяців тому +9

    You forgot to mention, wear a bullet proof vest to guard your heart and emotions.. they will aim and shoot out of nowhere.

  • @jonenoh
    @jonenoh Рік тому +51

    This might just save my new relationship 😂 thank Bro, just found she’s a Scorpio today 😢

    • @pookiecookie02
      @pookiecookie02 Рік тому +6

      Going good?

    • @d3yn076
      @d3yn076 Рік тому +7

      Most likely will. Update?

    • @ebonyeyed08ti
      @ebonyeyed08ti 7 місяців тому +3

      Scorpio men and Scorpio women are different

  • @Love-wings123
    @Love-wings123 11 місяців тому +7

    I am a scorpio and my girlfriend is a Cancer and she has god damn patience with me and is honest
    She started opening up to me first and it made me do the same telling her all about my problems and life and then about my hobbies too and she loved every single one of it as i did to hers as well
    Yk how some people say cancers can be crazy sometimes and hard to handle
    Yes i passed that with her too which probably made me fall deeper for her then i was already
    Me and her started off as besties which caused me to be there in jealousy when she was off dating someone else and coming to me heartbroken and she went on her dark crazy mode pretty much after every heartbreak but i might have been the only one who was able to calm her down and make her smile again
    Unfortunately i wasn’t interested in romance until i met her i thought it was cute and all but i never wanted yo try dating someone i thought i would pass all my life single until i started catching feelings for her and it was much mostly 2 years we waited till one night she was drunk and was texting me and started confessing to me but i didnt want to tell her that night cuz i knew from her words that she was drunk so i left her on hang and told her we will talk tmr and then next morning i texted her and waited till she woke up with a headache and tried to see if she remembered what happend the other night and she didnt so i went and confessed and she was shocked almost not believing me but she knew i am a cold fucker and wouldn’t lie about my feelings but we had to keep this a secret to everyone including our parents cuz we live in a kinda homophobic state and werent sure if our parents would accept us our brothers know tho they kinda figured it out from the way we act around each other and they accept us totally and are happy for us
    We have been together for 5 months now and we both make each other happy she is my better half and i really have never fallen for someone like this let alone so deep and crazy in love
    We both are overprotective of each other me and bit more then needed but i am the boy in this relationship so its kinda natural she is free to do whatever she wants tho and dress how she likes cuz ik i can fight for whats mine so i dont worry

  • @jtthekiller
    @jtthekiller Рік тому +39

    He is correct because I am a Scorpio

    • @jeunesseeternelle9803
      @jeunesseeternelle9803 6 місяців тому

      He is correct, AND you are a Scorpio.
      But you being a Scorpio is not related to his level of accuracy.

  • @nowintroducinghertome
    @nowintroducinghertome 6 місяців тому +2

    Lol,12 years married to a Libra as a Scorpio. I keeps him on his toes. Even with 19 years apart

  • @haileyslavik1773
    @haileyslavik1773 Рік тому +17

    As an Aries dating a Scorpio I have to say it’s true and I do not have alot of patience but I’ve been with him for 3 years so I’ve kinda learned to just chill and step back.

    • @thunderhorse6666
      @thunderhorse6666 Рік тому

      Im a scorpio married to a mean ass short tempered aires but shes sexy as f×ck. Shes only nice during sex so i try to do that as much as possible.

    • @Coolramvishnu
      @Coolramvishnu 11 місяців тому +7

      Aries with patience 😮

  • @bjorgduagumundsdottir5509
    @bjorgduagumundsdottir5509 6 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that sounds like me, because I am a scorpio ♏️ 🤪 😂

  • @OliviaandMelarebetter
    @OliviaandMelarebetter 5 місяців тому +2

    It’s honestly sad how relatable he’s being 😭

  • @gabrielphoenix375
    @gabrielphoenix375 Рік тому +14

    Just because I'm a Scorpio, it doesn't make me a little bi**h.

    • @FishbowlSoul88
      @FishbowlSoul88 10 місяців тому +4

      Agreed, we’re anything BUT

    • @marymcdole578
      @marymcdole578 3 місяці тому +1

      Some Scorpios are more highly evolved than others.Id like to think I'm one of those Scorpios.

  • @vanlalpeka191
    @vanlalpeka191 9 місяців тому +3

    Just broke up with one! The trust issue is real, I'm a short not good-looking guy and she is always worried about me cheating while she chat with other guys, huh

  • @mssheajohnson
    @mssheajohnson Рік тому +10

    Omg I was rolling on the fuckin floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m a Scorpio!!!!!

  • @JessMcmillen
    @JessMcmillen 6 місяців тому +2

    I felt like rule #1 was personal 😂, but you said everything 💯% true. Dating a Scorpio is a give take/love hate situation. 10/23/91 - a fellow Scorpio.

  • @keshacow
    @keshacow 11 місяців тому +8

    i LOVE teasing. also i just found out im a scorpio and not a libra😞 it fits my personality more but i need to process that my entire life is a lie.

  • @subhamdaslovesraptor99
    @subhamdaslovesraptor99 4 місяці тому +3

    Fully agreed. Loved it

  • @6drk6mrc6
    @6drk6mrc6 10 місяців тому +8

    Virgo man here, was with a scorpio girl, who lovebombed the shit outta me. Noticed lots of her lies, disrespectful behaivour like flirting with others in front of me, sudden break-ups and next day coming back. Cold distant behaivour, closed of communication after a while. While I was the most straightforward dude ever. I don't deal with dishonesty and disloyalty. Maybe, it's because my moon is in scorpio. But, no thanks. There are other people that deserve attention, loyalty and honesty, I bring to the table.

    • @taki7984
      @taki7984 8 місяців тому

      She def didn’t respect you. Did she approach you first?

    • @6drk6mrc6
      @6drk6mrc6 8 місяців тому

      @@taki7984 yeah

    • @urstrulii5932
      @urstrulii5932 7 місяців тому

      Same. I guess this is for evolved Scorps

    • @299meena
      @299meena 6 місяців тому

      Dang I'm so sorry that happened, she just sounds toxic and emotionally immature.

  • @Creamow_Rose_official
    @Creamow_Rose_official Рік тому +6

    My dad is a Gemini and my mom is a scorpio ,and I am scorpio girl too :)

    • @Waterlilys.
      @Waterlilys. Рік тому +1

      Same

    • @navioraa1807
      @navioraa1807 5 місяців тому

      I have the same combo parents but I'm a Virgo sun cancer moon

  • @stupidaintanendangeredspecies
    @stupidaintanendangeredspecies 5 місяців тому +1

    I almost didn't like this video, but you sir are 100% on point.

  • @maryvakkalagadda2838
    @maryvakkalagadda2838 9 місяців тому +2

    Yes love this

  • @missambersymone3543
    @missambersymone3543 11 місяців тому +4

    😂😂😂 👏👏👏👏👏 this is so accurate it’s crazy. Scorpio here 💞♥️💞

  • @tiffanisquire6809
    @tiffanisquire6809 5 місяців тому

    Facts!!! Love this guy 😂❤

  • @BeckyGarcia-xt4rl
    @BeckyGarcia-xt4rl Рік тому +7

    You couldn't set it any better God-bless you🥰

  • @Nicole12445
    @Nicole12445 Рік тому +29

    All Scorpios don't carry the same traits

  • @plxymake0107
    @plxymake0107 Рік тому +11

    I’m affended u called me a b

  • @Puppenfleisch
    @Puppenfleisch Рік тому +9

    on point 🔝

  • @lukeneyland164
    @lukeneyland164 Місяць тому

    lol he’s the one that invalidated my emotions and the “teasing” might’ve been taken a little too far on both sides 😂

  • @R0ub1.
    @R0ub1. 6 місяців тому

    Bro rly described what my friendships are my dream 💀

  • @babygoat_szn2548
    @babygoat_szn2548 4 місяці тому +1

    Accurate 😂 coming from a Scorpio lol

  • @mak-mak5235
    @mak-mak5235 Рік тому +14

    Hahaha.... YOU'RE TOTALLY TOTALLY CORRECT 💯💯💯💯👍👍👍👍👍 😂😂😂😂

  • @forreal1276
    @forreal1276 8 місяців тому +22

    Biggest scorpio misconception is that they’re Jealous… well have you ever thought about the fact that perhaps it’s YOU who is doing things to make them feel jealous?
    Adding your exes on social media, liking exes pics, flirting with a coworker, etc… if you ain’t doing any of these things a secure and mature Scorpio would never have a reason to be jealous…
    Everyone will always be a bit jealous over their love interest, but when you’ve done everything to show them that you’d never betray them and they still act jealous then they got serious self issues…. Case closed.

  • @erinmorrison3934
    @erinmorrison3934 8 місяців тому +1

    Yup that’s me😂

  • @heatherjohnson8242
    @heatherjohnson8242 5 місяців тому

    You described everything about me! Haha

  • @Army_wife7776
    @Army_wife7776 Рік тому +3

    I’m a Taurus moon and my partner is Scorpio Sun … challenging but I kind of understand him now … I appreciate the space though… there are times I just want to be left alone … not in my feelings like he is… just being a Taurus 😂 … yup he would disappear for days 😂 but I know deep down he’s not cheating he’s just to focus with whatever in his environment… I always kept myself ready though… coz when he comes back well 😅 it’s 🔥 😂
    I don’t usually take words and believe in them but when my guy said I’m his everything and his forever and that he will be loyal to me here and everywhere I believed him… there’s just so much conviction when he said that …
    Take care of your Scorpio he/she will take care of you too

  • @shanondavidson5219
    @shanondavidson5219 6 місяців тому +1

    I am a Scorpio and in my opinion this is so true

  • @Avuzwa333
    @Avuzwa333 7 місяців тому

    😂😂i just had to replay this over and over 😂❤❤😅 the accuracy!🙏🏾 💯✨️

  • @ImCrAzy-_-1.1
    @ImCrAzy-_-1.1 5 місяців тому +1

    Bro just called me a b***h

  • @amandab4536
    @amandab4536 5 місяців тому

    Scorpio right here and you did a good job describing me!!

  • @poeticjustice144
    @poeticjustice144 5 місяців тому

    I took offense when he said don't! But he's not wrong 😂

  • @brooklynfuerstenberg8021
    @brooklynfuerstenberg8021 11 місяців тому

    BRO THE LAST ONE 😂too relatable

  • @stillblue-tk6vq
    @stillblue-tk6vq 10 місяців тому +1

    That's. Me. All. The. Way 😂🎉🎉

  • @mandisamthembu245
    @mandisamthembu245 Місяць тому

    guilty as charged!!😄🙌🏾♏❤️

  • @refreshyourpage._.0
    @refreshyourpage._.0 9 місяців тому +1

    As mars Scorpio I can relate, I got the temper, it’s not fun, it’s draining.

  • @dreamgirl1111
    @dreamgirl1111 Рік тому +10

    On point 🤌 thanks for giving a word to the wise about it!

  • @debrareynolds205
    @debrareynolds205 10 місяців тому +1

    Im far from jealous at all, I can set you free if somewhere else you'd rather be. I won't even try to keep you if you look elsewhere.

  • @ashleybell5465
    @ashleybell5465 Рік тому +7

    Whoa whoa whoa 😂 first of all why you start by calling us names like det 😂😂😂

    • @TheLace
      @TheLace 10 місяців тому

      If the shoe fits…

  • @janaelove3629
    @janaelove3629 Рік тому

    The way I just fucking screamed 😂 haven’t even made it past 30 seconds.. brb 😂

  • @bloodstar_onpaws
    @bloodstar_onpaws 5 місяців тому

    “ they are walking lie detectors”
    Don’t lie to me because I’m a Scorpio

  • @Vida0737
    @Vida0737 Рік тому +2

    I’m a Gemini married to a Scorpio z almost 11 years. We both keep each other on our toes lol

  • @madisonmorton6377
    @madisonmorton6377 7 місяців тому

    I'm a Scorpio let me tell you the fifth one was so true 😂

  • @ashleyforeman3194
    @ashleyforeman3194 8 місяців тому +1

    Yes keep it honest and I will love you

  • @forevershyneice_
    @forevershyneice_ 7 місяців тому

    Heavy on the fck around and find out 😂♏️

  • @ders972
    @ders972 4 місяці тому

    I dont appreciate how accurate this was about me

  • @umbreenosama7709
    @umbreenosama7709 Рік тому +2

    Being Scorpio, I agreed with you.

  • @vt7814
    @vt7814 7 місяців тому

    On point ! 100%

  • @Artyshell53
    @Artyshell53 8 місяців тому

    So FREAKING on point!

  • @vickieq8462
    @vickieq8462 2 місяці тому

    Yup. This to is on point

  • @armiebarr725
    @armiebarr725 6 місяців тому

    That is true, I'm scorpio female, loyal! 24 widowed no bf! I rather be alone, happy now.

  • @Tawnytango
    @Tawnytango 7 місяців тому +1

    Yeah be careful with me I’m a strong Scorpio!!!🌸🌸🌸🌸

  • @jonathanbeliunas1812
    @jonathanbeliunas1812 7 місяців тому

    You understand me better than everyone I know

  • @emskell777
    @emskell777 2 місяці тому

    Omg hello twin I have that shirt 💫 🌙✨💫🌙✨💕💕💕

  • @sista_lyfe227
    @sista_lyfe227 4 місяці тому

    EVERYONE NEED TO KNOW THIS BECAUSE ITS SOOOOOO TRUE

  • @Denzella2154
    @Denzella2154 6 місяців тому

    🎯… this about sums it up 11/10 ♏️

  • @carpediemsrce
    @carpediemsrce Місяць тому

    I am a Taurus, involved with a Scorpio. Already crazy exhausted 😂

  • @norifying
    @norifying 8 місяців тому

    you nailed it!

  • @liyamartise3250
    @liyamartise3250 6 місяців тому +1

    Wait is the first rule ‘don’t’ 🤣🤣🤣and then he called us little bitches 🤣🤣🤣🖕🏾

  • @natashabradford4351
    @natashabradford4351 7 місяців тому +1

    I’m a Scorpio and I disagree with the opening statement about us being bitches.

  • @susanshepherd7736
    @susanshepherd7736 11 місяців тому

    Last 2 made me laugh 😂

  • @StevenEvens7125
    @StevenEvens7125 9 місяців тому +2

    He gets it lol

  • @parveeniqbal1187
    @parveeniqbal1187 4 місяці тому

    Oh, I like you. ! Yep I’m a Scorpio ♏️

  • @galacticBEANpod
    @galacticBEANpod 6 місяців тому

    Awuh, I actually liked this channel a lot. Rule number 1 ~ yikes! Unawakened scorpios are very difficult people no doubt ~ but I suppose that goes for every sign.
    🦂 genggeng

  • @isabeliseatinglemonsagain3903
    @isabeliseatinglemonsagain3903 10 місяців тому

    GOOD JOB ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THIS MAN spot on

  • @Alastor-nz5xt
    @Alastor-nz5xt 4 місяці тому

    Too damn true 😂

  • @arneliashort4647
    @arneliashort4647 10 місяців тому

    I’m a Scorpio. You are the most accurate when it comes to describing us. Everyone else just makes stuff up

  • @emilliedreams4470
    @emilliedreams4470 5 місяців тому +1

    Not every Scorpio is like that tho

  • @freshviolet5539
    @freshviolet5539 8 місяців тому

    Omg 😂😂😂 so true, i hate ppl who flirt by trying to make fun of me 🔪

  • @freespirit5234
    @freespirit5234 8 місяців тому

    my god you nailed it!!

  • @carolinesmithmusic1
    @carolinesmithmusic1 Рік тому +1

    #1 don’t. Love that 😂

  • @jessiewebb-hanke465
    @jessiewebb-hanke465 8 місяців тому

    This is why Im so insecure all the time. As a Scorpio all these zodiac stereotypes make us look like the worst one.

  • @lisawingsobeauty1122
    @lisawingsobeauty1122 6 місяців тому

    Wow excellent ❤

  • @BreezeMoney
    @BreezeMoney 11 місяців тому

    I’m not gon lie this by far the most accurate I’ve seen yet!

  • @tulipplant9317
    @tulipplant9317 6 місяців тому

    Imagine having beef with someone because they were born in November

  • @briannaaPM1927
    @briannaaPM1927 11 місяців тому

    Ayo it’s the opening for me 😂😂😂

  • @ashleyforeman3194
    @ashleyforeman3194 8 місяців тому +1

    What I am 10 and this boy that I truly love he loves me and we always get along and we never fight and I love him and I no he loves me back and he can handle me perfectly fine without any problems and we love to hang out together and he promised to always be there for me and love me when I am down and he even said that he loves me and I know he does and I know that I truly love him very very much and I promise to take care of him and I love him with all my heart

  • @carla-tg1qp
    @carla-tg1qp 6 місяців тому

    So damn true hah 😂❤❤❤

  • @TahitianTreatt
    @TahitianTreatt Рік тому +1

    still cant find a woman that respects my space. thats why i dont even rush to have sex with women anymore. because sex (in the early stages) seems to make them want to be around even more

  • @aliceliu3892
    @aliceliu3892 4 місяці тому

    AS A SCORPIO THIS IS SO TRUE

  • @HighOnLife2910
    @HighOnLife2910 8 місяців тому

    Lol, fuckin true. 🤣 thankU

  • @nunnallyai
    @nunnallyai 6 місяців тому

    Perfect … all true ❤