5:32 imagine trying to blackmail someone after sending out your guards and then standing directly in front of an execution device that you can be shoved in to... even if that wasn't agent 47 she still would have been killed lol.
Turns out he's also an excellent drummer, guitarist, hacker, mixologist, yoga instructor, barber, psychologist, chef, and DJ. The only thing I found him out to be terrible at is gaming, which seems like a meta joke.
@@jelmo1272 What happened was that the fire extinguisher that the young marshall was holding before he got hit by Pryce flew into the latter's car through the window/windshield, then into Pryce's skull killing him instantly. Both died at the same time basically. The fire extinguisher wasn't discovered until later on after it jammed a persons car door shut in the parking area. Wikipedia details the crash very well and also states that the two marshalls who ran out onto the track to help another driver who was on the side did not have proper clearance to go out onto the track at the time either. UA-cam Video detailing the whole thing: m.ua-cam.com/video/rdUhVP3tnAo/v-deo.html
gets blown from a roof by a huge fan into the water below. Diana confirms the kill before he even hits the water. I mean its not like he could possibly survive a small fall like that or anything, especially if its water and not concrete (still deadly, but a lot less then concrete)
Томас Андерсон I tried this one, there’s supposed to be an exit at the back but at the start of the story you mess with the exit door hydraulics, it’s a very fun game
These kills are hilarious. They award you for things that make no sense... Like pushing a guy off a roof while people are watching Car racing?? dude how does that make it look like an Accident... Theres gonna be that one guy who'll see you up on a roof. Some are funny some are actually pretty cool Although this game's an okay for me.. Its not bad but its not the best.
Note that nobody sees you push Robert Knox. There aren't any guards there (You have to take out the guard before the kill) and all the spectators see is a car crash, caused by someone falling down onto the track.
They think it is an accident at first but pretty sure they realize it is not an accident after a police report. But by the time they do that, 47 is already out of country. Also, it is best game in its genre for now.
They should have a multiplayer and co-op mode, where in multiplayer you have to assassinate a real player and/or you have to race others to assassinate the given target.
WOuld be funny if you shot her while the other hitman doing his job and got pissed because someone got to them first and now wondering if they will take credit or not (if the contract from someone else).
Yeah, some of them are terrible ideas if you plan on getting away with it. Take the combat android kill or the electrocution kill, for instance: multiple people witnessed both kills up close. There's no way you'd walk out of either room without appearing suspicious/raising alarm, even if everyone present initially believed they were accidents. The fan one, too - you were standing at the fan controls when he got blown off and there are multiple people around.
@@Tantalus010 Exactly and also it's not just about getting away with it. Some of these "kills" are not sure to kill the target. For example the one with the fan. It just blew the guy and he fell in the water
For the electrocution kill it was her fault for standing in the water you could argue... And falling from a skyscraper onto water is always gonna kill you
At the speeds those things go, they are basically designed to be upside down planes. Wings and design are to keep the vehicle on the ground. Otherwise it will end up flying.
The ones where the other assassin shoots are probably the best ones for 47 bc you cant be caught for a crime you didnt commit but the targets are still dead but idk
Just when the lady was saying that the second target in the video is down a fucking ambulance starts its emergency signal (i was outside when i was watching this)
Would be funny if you had the option to outsource everything to the Kashmirian and then eventually have to train him to replace you. And ICA gets the bill instead lol
I like how he just goes away, like hey that robot just kill human and 47 just like : Well target down, and i'm just leave that place that is NOT SUSPICIOS AT ALL.
I agree with most of this besides acting from Agent 47, he's meant to be stoic and lacking of emotion. It doesn't mean he can't care but emotions will get in the way of his job if they were all there.
5:32 imagine trying to blackmail someone after sending out your guards and then standing directly in front of an execution device that you can be shoved in to... even if that wasn't agent 47 she still would have been killed lol.
I think she was threatening him with the torture device idk
“Can you look up a bit”
BANG
“Thank you”
That one is totally savage
Which second?
HAHAHAHA
*BULLSEYE*
👦🏻. 👦🏾🔫
That train one might be the most efficient kill. Not only do you eliminate both targets, but you can also escape on it
The 1st one (car one) also kills both targets but the train getaway is smooth.
@it doesn't matter but the targets might be unaware where the train is coming from
@Liu Yang judging by what kind of train it is, it wouldn't have enough time to brake
It would be even better if it a war train!!
@@CptnWolfe he means why doesnt the train stop after hitting ppl
6:00 I..what kind of idiot tries to blackmail someone with their back to them while also messing with a torture/killing device?
NA people
Sophia Washington
9:49 I like Diana's sense of humor.
She made a jest at 47 after the prologue mission. Along the lines of, "Was that a sense of humour, 47? What next? Crying at the movies?"
The funny thing is on that mission I killed all 3 targets using the Kashimirian
0:23 THAT WAS REALISTIC
Wow! 47 is a realy good painter.... who would have known....
He's definitely some kind of Renaissance man
Side jobs buds
Turns out he's also an excellent drummer, guitarist, hacker, mixologist, yoga instructor, barber, psychologist, chef, and DJ.
The only thing I found him out to be terrible at is gaming, which seems like a meta joke.
@@peterbabicki8252 And also he is bad socializing
@@santandervergara336 and yet goes to more parties than me...
4:37 *slow clap* if only you knew how true is that
Guy who got hit by the race car would've been turned into a dismembered mess
Like the Tom Pryce accident
@@pocfx5118 damn,I just googled it. What a mess
#TomPryce
@sweetener fila What happend I searched it up but I only got the catch that one of the marshels got ribbed in half by a fast moving car?
@@jelmo1272 What happened was that the fire extinguisher that the young marshall was holding before he got hit by Pryce flew into the latter's car through the window/windshield, then into Pryce's skull killing him instantly. Both died at the same time basically. The fire extinguisher wasn't discovered until later on after it jammed a persons car door shut in the parking area.
Wikipedia details the crash very well and also states that the two marshalls who ran out onto the track to help another driver who was on the side did not have proper clearance to go out onto the track at the time either.
UA-cam Video detailing the whole thing: m.ua-cam.com/video/rdUhVP3tnAo/v-deo.html
1:15 normal effect in Bollywood movies
😂
2:29 I already did, Diana.
Is it possible to let the local sniper deal with all the targets?
For the final target, you disguise as the sniper and meet the target. You are isolated and you kill him.
You can kill two of three using him, but he does lead you to the third.
1:15 you Blow him off.... That was insanely cool
Yeah... *but yah coulda phrased that better.*
That’s what she said
He’s indian i think
TR0LL TR0LL y do you bother about that
“Confirmed kill”
What
0:22
*physics has left the chat*
47: hmm all this blood inspires me to retire and plent tomatoes in Italy or somewhere...
That one guy who you kill with the robot was great. My favorite part is all the people in the room saying nothing about it.
There's a good number of people you can kill with that robot, if you find their pictures and have them in the same room.
Hitman is like Kratos with autism
@@crimson_scum7129 don't joke about autism I have it and am extremely ofended by this joke
@@dovaairsoft4956 so does my wife but she was aborted at the age of 30
@@dovaairsoft4956 Don't joke about jokes, I sexually identify as a joke.
Hitman is hybrib
@@thomaswalker2607 I was not joking oh wait I will get on over to r/wooosh
Killing two birds with one stone and agent 47 is the stone
5:59 the good old iron maiden
gets blown from a roof by a huge fan into the water below.
Diana confirms the kill before he even hits the water.
I mean its not like he could possibly survive a small fall like that or anything, especially if its water and not concrete (still deadly, but a lot less then concrete)
Yeah, that fall itself was probably not lethal. I just tell myself he must've hit his head on a big, sharp rock underwater.
But falling from high up in to the water feels like concrete
Andrew Weller
Still softer, besides ive seen people fall from higher into water doing a belly/back drop and coming out alive (quite hurt, but alive)
It’s not a small fall, about 5 stories. Also, even if he didn’t die on impact he was almost certainly knocked out and drowned.
He may lost coscience when he hit the water and drawn
4:40 what could possibly go wrong???
Томас Андерсон I tried this one, there’s supposed to be an exit at the back but at the start of the story you mess with the exit door hydraulics, it’s a very fun game
But can he kill 3 men with a pencil??????
How about a magic trick?
Well.... he can with a pen.
He can with a fish!
These kills are hilarious. They award you for things that make no sense... Like pushing a guy off a roof while people are watching Car racing?? dude how does that make it look like an Accident... Theres gonna be that one guy who'll see you up on a roof. Some are funny some are actually pretty cool
Although this game's an okay for me.. Its not bad but its not the best.
Guess the IOI teams decided to make the kills entertaining rather than (at least) realistic.
Note that nobody sees you push Robert Knox. There aren't any guards there (You have to take out the guard before the kill) and all the spectators see is a car crash, caused by someone falling down onto the track.
They think it is an accident at first but pretty sure they realize it is not an accident after a police report. But by the time they do that, 47 is already out of country.
Also, it is best game in its genre for now.
They should have a multiplayer and co-op mode, where in multiplayer you have to assassinate a real player and/or you have to race others to assassinate the given target.
___DeXoRzz ___ they already ghost mode where you race to get five kills before the other player does
@@Charliecraig2003 yeah, but no ghosts.
Real Time
4:26 パンツチェックすなw
Pantsu, i bet he comment about that.
Number one might just be one of the greatest hitman kills of all time
WOuld be funny if you shot her while the other hitman doing his job and got pissed because someone got to them first and now wondering if they will take credit or not (if the contract from someone else).
7:55 Everyone hippopotamus is a carnivore!
No they're herbivores but extremely violent and kill any animals that dare come in their territory
It's Joke dude (。ŏ_ŏ)
@@arsh132 Their actually omnivorous
8:03 " Rico Delgado" traslates as " Tasty Slim man" from Spanish xDDD
No, rico es un nombre y delgado también
Aunque igual significa eso técnicamente.
6:07 was dat person dumb or wat? who stands near an iron maiden while making threats?
Seriously these kills are cool but some of them are not efficient
Yeah, some of them are terrible ideas if you plan on getting away with it. Take the combat android kill or the electrocution kill, for instance: multiple people witnessed both kills up close. There's no way you'd walk out of either room without appearing suspicious/raising alarm, even if everyone present initially believed they were accidents. The fan one, too - you were standing at the fan controls when he got blown off and there are multiple people around.
@@Tantalus010 Exactly and also it's not just about getting away with it. Some of these "kills" are not sure to kill the target. For example the one with the fan. It just blew the guy and he fell in the water
For the electrocution kill it was her fault for standing in the water you could argue... And falling from a skyscraper onto water is always gonna kill you
I ducking love you, I wish all top 10 lists were like you
0:01 *WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE*
Hello dude. Is it worth to buy this game?
YES very worth it you won't regret it
An amazing game, its worth to buy!
It is very good! Dont even think about it
There is a free version
Play the free version first
no rest for the wicked, i was just listening to a parody of that song.
This makes me wanna watch robbaz
In 0:24 i dint know the cars can fly
At the speeds those things go, they are basically designed to be upside down planes. Wings and design are to keep the vehicle on the ground. Otherwise it will end up flying.
ua-cam.com/video/RceYx7t80rU/v-deo.html
@@mattstorm360 There are some instances where cars at La mans were cars go flying. Mercedes had a mishap once.
0:19 a eso se le llama estrategia
The ones where the other assassin shoots are probably the best ones for 47 bc you cant be caught for a crime you didnt commit but the targets are still dead but idk
2:45 RoboCop
ED-209
Hitman coronel
The First Double Kill Was The Best Kill!!!!!!
0:54
I feel like I saw this one time
Someone told me I was going to see this
A couple months ago
0:23 *oof*
I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS ❤️🧡💚💙
Two face 5:43 lol 😂
Janus
This game looks ridiculous. I remember Hitman was actually hard. Not whatever this is . This looks terrible...
Can you look up a bit?... *dawood gets his brains imploded* 47, who hasnt flinched at all for the last 50 years: thank you
#1 - Agent 47's outsourcers
Push to kill Simulator is it?
Not in the slightest.
Hitman is all about the stealth. Getting TO those opportunities - the kills you see in the video - is the tricky part.
@@jamesb.ohearn6041 Push to kill?
Just when the lady was saying that the second target in the video is down a fucking ambulance starts its emergency signal (i was outside when i was watching this)
9:30 she sounds like Nicky Minaj when she said “MONEY” LMAO
I thinking of Cardi B but ok
This game looks like shit. Mediocre environments and stiff body mechanics.
Everyone in hitman is a cat because if they even touch water they die
1:16 touches water *DIES INSTANTLY*
ok
The train in India was some all purpose shit baby.
These kills are hilarious
0:21
Would be funny if you had the option to outsource everything to the Kashmirian and then eventually have to train him to replace you.
And ICA gets the bill instead lol
They should made him playable character in Austria's sniper mission.
That hippo kill is hilarious.
I like how he just goes away, like hey that robot just kill human and 47 just like : Well target down, and i'm just leave that place that is NOT SUSPICIOS AT ALL.
7:58 Hungry Hungry Hippos!
20 seconds in: THIS IS SPARTA
SIGH....HITMAN IS SO BORING! All you do is activate triggered cut scenes, its hardly like being a hitman!
How on Earth did nobody see him kick the guy off the roof..🤔there's literally thousands of witnesses infront of him...must be all buzzed 😁
2:06 trolleyproblem
1:00 Howcansheslap?!
Captain Freedom 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
666k views.
0:23 Why Hitman 2 is GOTY
7:49 that one is really brutal
I got an ad of a Hitman Clip, i thought it was the video until i saw the "Skip ad" thing.
The physics looks unrealistic in this game than the others, those car physics sucks so much
The physics looks unrealistic in this game than the others, those car physics sucks so much
Indian dude landed in the water. He should've survived that
What the hell is hippo doing in South America?!
I am from India. I love mumbai mission
How come you have other levels than me
Number 2 is really scary
This game suck.
3:11 the moment him know him fucked up
The dialogue during the lie detector kill hurt my ears
2:33
Don't thank me
How's he killed the woman with electric?
3rd ID BABY!
Dude just fell in the water from a place not that high and died? Holy shit
TovenOvideoRPC maybe he cant swim
Killing has never been funner
But they said hippos were Herbivores
I'm in love with Diana's voice
The pushing the father onto the car one is my fav so far
Me:The waters cold
My parents: 0:00
where is the ejection seat from the f21 jet kill?? easily my favourite
*MIG 24!!!!*1
Hitman 3 needs
Emotion
Police or guards or People surrounding the scene
Realism
Acting from 47 and dialogue
Female version
I agree with most of this besides acting from Agent 47, he's meant to be stoic and lacking of emotion. It doesn't mean he can't care but emotions will get in the way of his job if they were all there.
PewDiePie vs t series
Explosive Liaisons should have been here imo.
This game looks like hot garbage
Why are they new ?
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A hitman 2 ad in a hitman 2 video lol
I dont like when u sabotage
IM A FAN 😱😱😱
Where the hell did the enemies IA went?
Didnt they make 3 hitman 2s now
UltraDeath2u they rebooted it