@Wolffman109 It is, but argh the AI reaction in this game, as many have pointed out... is that harpist blind or just a robot? Or maybe she's performed at many mafia family funerals where this sorta thing happens now and then >.
The death toward the end is a lot more satisfying when you say yes, then she asks if you're there to kill her and you lie. A lot more satisfying than the one shown
Hitman lies every time. It's actually genius. Proves the villains are stupid, lures them in and defeats them with truth. Hitman is on the side of... won't say angels...
Best moments. 6:26 Hitman: I know- May I? Fine, but not to tight Hitman: **LITTERALLY GARATES HER IN THE KNECK** 5:07 I forgot her name:zoey, zoey! Pick up.. yes- look I screwed up, it blew up in my face- **gets blown up by a thrown bomb in the face** 7:35 Hitman: **Acts dead** Zoey: the part turn a deaf and deep down Janus, you- know why, because of all your smarts, your a rank and file pedestrian middle class bla- Hitman: **stops acting dead and stabs her kneck** Zoey: **choke noises**
I bought all 3 Hitman games to play on PSVR about a year ago. I still haven't got around to playing them yet, but this looks like it's going to be so much fun.
i play the hitman 2 levels on hitman 3 off camera sometimes. i always laugh when she says (NO! 47, that was our only lead on the partners! ABORT MISSION)
“That is Zoe Washington. Chairwoman of the Ark Society, professional treasure hunter, and prominent-(Zoe💀) 🤦♂️😑…47, while I appreciate your zeal for getting the job done, I was kind of on a roll there.”
What I have learned:
1. One target is down.
2. 47 has done a nice work.
3. Zoe Washington is the next target.
4. Next step Sophia Washington
OK, that part where 47 pretended to be Janus's corpse is freaking GENIUS.
It’s horrifying. The silence as she bleeds out after 47 stabs her… I don’t know, it’s horrible.
Blood Money level called Requiem where 47 kills all the funeral attendees in his wake.
@@honey-hunterslimefanno.3257 she literally insulted him like nothing else she deserves it
A kill, completes the contract, proves to Zoe she's wrong, and hits peak slasher all at once. Impressive.
@Wolffman109 It is, but argh the AI reaction in this game, as many have pointed out... is that harpist blind or just a robot? Or maybe she's performed at many mafia family funerals where this sorta thing happens now and then >.
5:08 "It blew up in my face"
*Captain Literal throws an explosive at her face*
Genius.
5:13 "It blew up in my face" Then proceeds to get blown up in the face. Talk about perfect timing
Then proceeds to get blown up in *her face
@@Oldschool1943 does it fucking matter!?
Almost all of the victims say something connected to their own imminent deaths just before they die. It's a hallmark of the Hitman games.
3:08 She just ate her phone wtf
Mmmm.... lithium batteries...
HAHAHA She died from eating her phone 😂😂😂😂
Ah yes
phone
Lol
Cake meme. Phone was cake
5:11 "It blew up in my face"
*sweet irony intensifies*
1:39 "woah" then proceeds to burn
7:59 That lady in red is the perfect example of doesn't give a shit. I'm here for the paycheck.
I think she is blind folded
@@wea_lodd9961 All NPC in this game are blind folded.
@@theotv5522 and deaf
Lady in REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!! *music notes*
She’s blind folded
9:34 and they say Communism doesn't work.
It actually doesnt...
@@stronkman9157 It actually does..
Bilalthefighter In concept, yes, in execution, nope
@@stronkman9157 It was a joke lmao i don't actually support communism
At least he had a spare tool to hammer the point home with if it didn't work.
6:18 "we keep the fire light-"
"..HerE wE gO AgAin.."
5:40 holy shot that guy had super powers!
0:08
Diana: *Tells info about Target*
47: She’s dead to me anyways
3:46 this is spartaaaaaa 🤣
5:42 Woah, we got a gymnast here!
Damn Gary, always leaving his suppressed weapon on the ground.
Dude got some nice dance moves 1:37
they lit
4:05 me when I fart in class
I peed my pants that was so funny
"Whats going on over there?"
*Meanwhile me in the center of the danger smell zone*
*NeXT uP iS ZOe WaSsHiNgTOn InTESniFIEs*
LiL ENIGlvlA intensifies?
Next up: Sophia Washington
Guard: Ugh, I bet Gary lost this
*guard dies*
Lesson learned: never think Gary did something.
3:08 Yeah eating your phone would do that
"When mankind retreats once more to the caves of superstition, we will keep the fire alight"
*fires canon ball and blows her up*
perfect 🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:09 what a waste of a phone
"I Bet Gary lost this!" bursts into flames
The death toward the end is a lot more satisfying when you say yes, then she asks if you're there to kill her and you lie. A lot more satisfying than the one shown
Hitman lies every time. It's actually genius. Proves the villains are stupid, lures them in and defeats them with truth. Hitman is on the side of... won't say angels...
"... we will keep the fire alight"
*fires the canon
What a great presentation 😮
6:15
Then the security dude says here we go again
Guard just literally say here we go again
6:25 fine but not too tight
I think she tried to call out not to tight.
(6:20) hear we go again? what, was she blasted with a cannon before ?XD
"Damit!! This is the third boss we lost to cannonballs this week! Maybe we should take the amphitheater and push it somewhere else."
*Ah shit...*
Here we go again.
3:45 leaked footage of thanos vs gamora
8:30 is my Favorite, BURN BABY!! BURN!! 🔥😂👌
Edit: The Rise of Phoenix at it's Finest 🤣🔥
2:19 that knockback, WTF 😅😂😂🤣🤣
The two dudes in the back every time 47 kills someone be like "yeah, looks like an accident"
0:34 when you lose test your might in mortal kombat
9:33 *ussr music randomly is heard and tear flowing. Down my cheek and a quiet "Ura" *
haha. looks like it's time for me to pick up hitman 2.
Get gold edition
@@nickcook6070 What do you get in the gold edition?
Northern Introvert
-Competent NPCs.-
47th like
Did you get it?
Real life: Get this person to a hospital!
Hitman Universe: What gol'durned mess to clean up.
Guards: UGH I BET GARRY LOST THIS *explodes* Hitman: Yeah he definetly did.
Electricity kills are probably my new favorites.
5:12 blow up in your face never say that in front of agent 47
Dude the Cannon kill was perfect 🤣🤣
Sophia: yea zoe the scheme it blew up in my face..
Blows up*
3:27
Guard 1: identify yourself, what’s this guys problem, is he you’re
Guard 2 : ahhhh
Guard 1 : oh no
3:08 DID SHE LITERALLY EAT HER PHONE!?
3:45 😂
this is Sparta 😂 😂 😂
9:20 Nice joke there
Best moments.
6:26
Hitman: I know- May I?
Fine, but not to tight
Hitman: **LITTERALLY GARATES HER IN THE KNECK**
5:07
I forgot her name:zoey, zoey! Pick up.. yes- look I screwed up, it blew up in my face-
**gets blown up by a thrown bomb in the face**
7:35
Hitman: **Acts dead**
Zoey: the part turn a deaf and deep down Janus, you- know why, because of all your smarts, your a rank and file pedestrian middle class bla-
Hitman: **stops acting dead and stabs her kneck**
Zoey: **choke noises**
0:27 Home Improvement 😂
13:08 "Ugh, i bet garry lost this"
*fucking explodes*
goddammit garry
goddamn it gary i told you not to burn down the damn castle
0:35
If avatar taught me anything
Lightning beats fire
I do not remember
awesome traps )
I bought all 3 Hitman games to play on PSVR about a year ago. I still haven't got around to playing them yet, but this looks like it's going to be so much fun.
Bro you got scammed i only bought hitman 3 and i got every hitman game
0:35 fire and electricity at the same time! Lol
13:02 the guard just says "Oh sh*t."
5:50 Zoe said YEET to the sky 😂
3:08 probably already mensioned but she ate her phone
*One target down nice work agent 47*
47!! That was too tight ;-; she said "not too tight" ...
HEY! i got some Deja vu here 7:41
callback to blood money
2:28 he didn't kill her he prevented her from puking everywhere ;) (would you this as a lie of drowning someone in a toilet?)
Something about this game is so therapeutic.
Dark, dark humour is quite satisfying.
9:46 I don't know why it is so funny to me 😁
4:00
okay that one's on her. She could've seen the gas can and been like 'huh-probably shouldn't smoke next to an open canister'
5:16 lmao!!! He just threw that thing on her head!!!
At 0:35, one gets electrocuted and the other burns. That is a perfected kill. 😊
Does 47 get extra credit for creativity, or mordant humour?
One target down, nice work 47.
OMG this game is great, especially in the times we are currently in.
Videos like this make my day start well. Hahahaha. Better than fails videos.
13:10
Oh that Gary. Such a prankster.
11:31 Well, she was warned.
Cellphones are *NOT* for eating, you fool!
3:08 Game of the year 2018
Yeah it's so amazing they have them choke on their phones when they try to swallow it whole!
Omg what did Gary lose!?!
hitman blood money music i love that
1 target down. Nice work 47.
zoe washinton looks like that lady sorcerer in dragon age inquisition
Vivienne. Both are power hungry too.
Cool is
HITMAN
IN THE HESE
- We will keep fire alive
*Fires* the Canon
- here we go again...
What would you expect to happen she literally just ate her phone 3:08
4:02 Another way to tell that *SMOKING KILLS!!!*
If I'm having a Fuxked up day, I watch these videos and feel a little better, then I get curly toes from the Wifey and my days is perfect
i play the hitman 2 levels on hitman 3 off camera sometimes. i always laugh when she says (NO! 47, that was our only lead on the partners! ABORT MISSION)
Dammit, Gary!
I really like to see them fly. Explosions are the best
6:19
Zoe gets shot with a cannon
Guard; here we go again.
Agent 47 looks great in a corset. 😅
“That is Zoe Washington. Chairwoman of the Ark Society, professional treasure hunter, and prominent-(Zoe💀) 🤦♂️😑…47, while I appreciate your zeal for getting the job done, I was kind of on a roll there.”
0:35 Ordering one barbecue, ones Fried coming right up
The amount of accidents in this game is staggering.
3:08
Uh is that a cupcake that look like a phone cuz I think that how she die by eating her own phone xD
Nice to be thourough. Fire and electricity.
3:09 no ones talking about the person eating her phone
Dope as always man
3:00 death from casually eating a cell phone.
guard: whoa
next second: *lights on fire*
0:32 47 used ninjutsu 😂
**target appears**
Agent 47: **pulled proximity**
1:39
Keep trying to do the orange justice youll get there dont give up
Poisoned at the end and a guard concludes 'accident' lol.
2:35 Swirly!
9:47 Last mission of trilogy cleared
4:08 smoking kills.