Loveline - Weight Loss Advice, Mexican Pharmaceuticals - Mitch, uhhhh

In this great series of calls, Adam gives the caller Bill diet advice while trying to motivate him to better himself. Next, Mitch calls with a question about having anal sex with his girlfriend, and hilarity ensues.

[@dingo4229]

"Bill's a guy who means well but he's a 40 watt bulb at best" lmao

[@crucialexecutioner69]

Hahahahaha Adam just chanting for 5 minutes. Best show that was ever aired.

[@bgrumble]

Never found out what he eats for breakfast!

[@dingo4229]

I really wish they would've had film of these guys doing the show.

[@ChEeZeBaLL999]

Oh yeah I'm eating right, i get up every morning, have myself a big bowl of oatmeal and a couple bowls of Special K, half a sack of toast and a baguette... ...then I take some peanut butter and I roll it in two scoops of white flower and I wash that down with some Ovaltine and then half a grapefruit and I'm on the road.

[@SatoshiMatrix1]

Drew: How long have you been with your girlfriend?
Mitch: Yeah.
Before youtube deleted my version of this video, that was the top rated comment.

[@ChEeZeBaLL999]

"awww well I wake up about 8:45 in the evening and eat chili"

[@BenCulture]

The stupider people just didn't understand that that Adam and Drew _weren't in their life._ It never occurred to them that Adam had NO WAY of knowing what kind of truck engine they had, or where their boyfriend worked, and he was just _nailing_ these things with uncanny precision. It didn't occur to them because their frame of reference was so tiny, they thought the whole world knew about their shitty job or their boyfriend or whatever. And a lot of people like Mitch would answer questions with "Yeah" when the _true_ answer would be "I don't know". Because they thought it didn't make a difference. They're used to people NOT listening to them, so they stupidly think it doesn't matter what they say. Which is a self-perpetuating cycle, because the stupider they get, the more wrong answers they give ... the less anybody wants to listen to them. I LIKED when Adam would occasionally say "I can't talk to this caller" and go on a rant. But it was the "yeah" that bothered me about Mitch more than the "uhh".
When Adam was on LoveLine, I was with a GF who got stoned often, and would turn into a moron like this Mitch. It was a fucking tragedy. Pot may do good for some people, but this was a naturally smart and funny woman who was deliberately dulling her brain down, becoming stupid and boring to talk to, and I began to feel like, "Hey, you are _intellectually cheating_ on me!" I grew to hate marijuana culture and the people who promote it.

[@adamatomic41]

Perfect assessment.

[@ladyterrilynn7522]

+Ben Culture Shut up.

[@alexcoyg3281]

@@ladyterrilynn7522 He never deserve you Terri

[@SKa-tt9nm]

Mitch is 33 now. I can only imagine what his life is like.

[@Anon_E_Muss]

Best loveline comment in the history of the world.

[@sweetjanesweetjane]

omfg rofl this is funniest shit ever!!

[@disgustingwall1630]

>You're calling from Utah. If you got busted doing this you'd be stoned to death

[@tristanrais-sherman3126]

UHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@ChEeZeBaLL999]

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[@free322001]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........Weeeeeeeeeeeeeea ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

[@free322001]

Holly 750 4 barrel. Of course! What else?

[@adams1458]

suh dude

[@AOTS123]

Navy only always 26% adipose tissue/body fat