@@michaurbanski5961 and it also says this was done by abusing lag compensation from having low framerate ( or something like that ) which is part of the game instead of changing the computers internal time
honestly, can we really blame him? he’s given us an evergreen game that’s even been fan-ported to the 3ds through homebrew. and years before AAA gaming has fallen to the sorry state it’s in now. having a game i know i can come back to with consistency and always still have fun with is a gift nowadays
Whoa, that was really cool. I have a soft spot for ridiculous TASes of games like this, and this absolutely deserves to have a lot more views than it does. It's so much more awesome than what I've done with The Password Game. Phenomenal. I'm running out of adjectives.
Come to think of it, you can TAS real life speedruns aswell, a TAS is a Tool Assisted Speedrun, so all you would need is a tool to help you do it, doesn't matter what it is as long as its classified as a tool.
I know what you really mean, but this was actually done by a human: they're just using a tool that makes them able to do things that a normal human can't do without it (just like every other tool) Just wanted to point that out since I've heard some people think TAS means AI or "bot" or something like that (not necessarily anyone here though). To be clear: I definitely am not saying TAS should be compared to or compete with non-TAS but at the same time saying that a human didn't do something just because they didn't do it with their bare hands kind of undermines all the effort they went through (but again I know it's not what you meant, it's just that your statement is technically incorrect)
@@Mat-8071 This one is actually just a script, it's in the description Every input is coded before by a human, then it plays back You can run this on your own PC and the exact same thing happen
the beginning: you feel like making cookies, but nobody wants to eat your cookies. the middle: Universes are collapsing, shit is exploding, and cookies, are, EVERYWHERE. the end: you feel like making cookies, but nobody wants to eat your cookies.
Wow. I thought the infinity cookies thing in the thumbnail was a bit of cheeky clickbait. I didnt expect to see that in game for real like, 1/3 into the video.
0:43 "Dashing through the snow" "In a one-horse open sleigh" "O'er the fields we go" "Laughing all the way" "Bells on bobtails ring" "Making spirits bright" "What fun it is to ride and sing" "A sleighing song tonight!"
"Back in my day (I was born in the '70's), every Christmas we would celebrate by making Christmas cookies. No, not real ones made out of dough, but nonexistent, digital cookies we baked on our personal computers." -grandma
pretty cool tas! i've never actually seen any discussion over the abuse of date/time manipulation before. i think the two issues i have with this are - latency frame inputs (javascript is single threaded, I don't really see a good reason why you inputting an action would interrupt the already executing Game.Loop function) - impossible rng manip (is calling seedrandom whenever you want really rng manip :P the random func only has 128 bits of entropy or something) one minor issue i have with this is - some of the gcs cover the ui, which means you can't keep clicking lump refill and fthof without getting rid of at least some of the onscreen gcs (well, you can resize the window i think but the tas did not do this), but you can fix this by just getting more gcs so not really a large issue. i guess this also includes clicking buttons that are not even visible (like, the buildings below portals). btw, a tas under the same rules can be done in under a second with sleep mode timeout :)
The machine always performs frame-perfect inputs and always gets the best possible luck. A human would not be able to do this, but the bounds of the game itself allow it to be “possible.” Most importantly, a bug that causes the game to run at 152x speed is in effect.
Very easy and RTA viable, just need a 1 in 10^661008 RNG with 5000 CPS to get the MEGA SUGAR LUMP CHAIN!!! 500 yrs * 365.25 days and 0.1441% odds per golden lump, and 6% chance for it to drop 7 lumps each time!
Actually, the maximum speed is exactly one year, if you don't manipulate the date, since one achievement requires you to manage your save for a year, real world time.
If you decide against spitting in the face of the god of time, Dialga, then it would take a few years JUST to get the sugar lumps needed. But while you’re waiting, if you played consistently enough, it would be completely possible to do this in those few years. The real hurdles would be the ridiculous shadow achievements about clicking golden cookies, casting spells, and getting a shiny wrinkler. But if you put in a few hours every single day for multiple years, then you can probably get all of the insane achievements.
@@_Epidemic_ actually, you only need a single year to get all achievements including all shadow achievements, this is because of "So Much to do, So Much to see" which requires that you spend a whole year playing. Without that, the fastest completion time is in a month, thanks to the fact that you can get 10 sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets, then you can build it up again and sacrifice it again, the fastest method allows for about one or two days between sacrifices.
![[TAS] All Blocks 1.16 Glitched](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lxiQh5xDDvQ/mqdefault.jpg)
![[TAS] All Blocks 1.16 Glitched](/img/tr.png)
![[TAS] Brain Age: Train Your Brain in Minutes a Day!](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/sNWKL99Z0oU/mqdefault.jpg)
This might be the single most incomprehensible TAS I have ever seen, and I have seen the Super Metroid wrong warp TAS
if you wanna be baffled by a run I reccomend baba is you
@@fo-ef8qo shill
You've never seen OOT Triforce% have you?
@@Frommerman the Minecraft any% tas is pretty insane
@@Frommerman I have, just think that a speedrun that takes 5 centuries of IGT with rapid reloading for dailies is a bit more insane.
i was confused until i saw that the tas was changing the date really fast, super smart!
if you think thats how time is being manipulated then ur wrong cause in the description it says something else
@@deadpocke It literally says in the description that date time manipulation was used here
@@michaurbanski5961 and it also says this was done by abusing lag compensation from having low framerate ( or something like that ) which is part of the game instead of changing the computers internal time
No, it says that date time manipulation is used to abuse lag compensation, not the other way around
@@michaurbanski5961you won him lmao
the fact that the date changing alone would take over 400 years really cements the fact that orteil really wanted us playing until we died
honestly, can we really blame him? he’s given us an evergreen game that’s even been fan-ported to the 3ds through homebrew. and years before AAA gaming has fallen to the sorry state it’s in now. having a game i know i can come back to with consistency and always still have fun with is a gift nowadays
0:44 me when run across a road filled with bells and mud
Same, whats ur reason tho? I posted my opinion on twitter.
@@EeveeDSI X*
So true, happens almost everyday
LOL
WUT
relatable
Made in heaven! Sugar lump production will accelerate!
is that soggy cat
whenever i see @user- followed by a sequence of letters i think that's just a comment bot, it should probably be good to report them(?)
@@Xedronicthose are actually very commonly East-Asian people
@@Xedronicno!!!! That’s the default username sequence when you haven’t set one yourself. My 2nd UA-cam account has a similar pattern
@@Xedronic is this the new way of calling people bots on Twitter?
and then 75% of the run is getting the golden cookie shadow achievement because the requirement is ridiculous
All but 2 achievements are gotten 1:30 in kekw
The golden cookies and the cheat menu one
In fairness, it *is* a shadow achievement. I remember getting Black Cat's Paw legit and I was ecstatic lol
How do you get it?@@cameronbigley7483
just wondering, what does that entail?
@@someguy14845clicking 77,777 golden cookies
This little maneuver is gonna cost us 501 years
Don't be gentle into that good night.
A new historic, absurd TAS run finally. I missed this.
i feel like im gonna get a
This makes me feel like
I think I might just
daddy shyguy plez nake peeveezee weejio
@@Poopen-Farten abomination
You are going to turn our entire real universe into paperclips if you keep TASing like this.
Or actually godlike reference, I remember that game (universal paperclips)
At least no universes of antimatter will be made yet...
@@RubyPiec as someone who has e15000000 antimatter, youre wrong
@@watchoutforeg TAS alreay has eee15000000
@@RubyPiec danmit
5 centuries later
cookie clicker, but 999999 sugar lumps, 27777 golden cookies and Infinity everything
one eternity later
501 years, 7 months, 11 hours, 54 minutes, and 43 seconds in only 10:56.13...
more like in 33 seconds
The tas changes the date
@@wafflestcattash4818 really?? didnt think so
@@HungieCatto sarcasm?
@@wafflestcattash4818 ofc bruh
It's amazing that 20x speed looks almost exactly the same as normal speed
Oh my god i always wanted this since Cookie Clicker first came out.
It's here!
AND OF COURSE ITS *YOU* WHO DOES THIS!
I'm gonna need a summoning salt video explaining every single frame of this Tas lol.
after spending actual days of my life staring at that stupid garden, this video has healed something within me. amazing work
0:47 I've never played Cookie Clicker before what FRESH HELL ARE THOSE THINGS
They are shiny wrinklers, so basically there is a 1 in 10k chance to get them, and this tas manipulated to get them for an achievement
Funny Goobers
grandma become an eldritch horror
Hey guys, did you know that you can 100% cookie clicker in less than 12 minutes? Here's how to do it!
More like 4 centuries, but hey, we've got the power of time travelling and gaming with no moral obligations on our side
@@just_peacethis is not a moral%
@@shawnruby7011 I got that reference
Whoa, that was really cool.
I have a soft spot for ridiculous TASes of games like this, and this absolutely deserves to have a lot more views than it does. It's so much more awesome than what I've done with The Password Game. Phenomenal. I'm running out of adjectives.
Never thought you could TAS that
Pretty sure you can TAS most things
Come to think of it, you can TAS real life speedruns aswell, a TAS is a Tool Assisted Speedrun, so all you would need is a tool to help you do it, doesn't matter what it is as long as its classified as a tool.
@chinsaw2727 Imagine the self driving cars just turn to take the most precise turns and barely dodges traffic just to cut like 2 seconds.
I don't even know cookie clicker have a ending.
truly one of the tool assisted speedruns of all time.
The date part is the one thing that humans will never be able to do. And everything else is also just insane! How are we supposed to keep up 😭
You can change the system time?
@@linuslucke3838try changing it every milliseconds
@@Filipex13"The one thing humans will never be able to do"
And spamming 27777 GCs in 10min is something a human can do?
No but you can do it slower
I know what you really mean, but this was actually done by a human: they're just using a tool that makes them able to do things that a normal human can't do without it (just like every other tool)
Just wanted to point that out since I've heard some people think TAS means AI or "bot" or something like that (not necessarily anyone here though).
To be clear: I definitely am not saying TAS should be compared to or compete with non-TAS but at the same time saying that a human didn't do something just because they didn't do it with their bare hands kind of undermines all the effort they went through (but again I know it's not what you meant, it's just that your statement is technically incorrect)
@@Mat-8071 This one is actually just a script, it's in the description
Every input is coded before by a human, then it plays back
You can run this on your own PC and the exact same thing happen
This whole video just oozes "483k views - 12 years ago" energy
Drangoon is now probably sad now.
No, this bot took centuries by changing the time and also used open sesame cheats
@@noobingtonsyt8492it didn't use cheats, only got cheated cookies taste awful at the very end of the run
@linuslucke3838 it's a cheat. It is a built in cheat code. *Cheat* code
Awesome run I like how it sounds like a duck pond in the first 40 seconds
LMAO
this is so true
hi seaze!
@@catastrophic_cookie meow
this celeste map looks weird
wha,,, huh???? there is a desperate need for an explanation video
what even happened during the frist 10 seconds
The main thing is that the TAS is moving the date forwards extremely quickly to farm faster
Check the description
@@HappyGingerWolfi think there's a LITTLE more to it than that
@@RichConnerGMN Yes, the github readme explains everything.
Wait, does the +17 mean every shadow achievement too? Freakin' yowza
yes
I haven't the slightest as tobwhat just happened.
Magnificent work
the beginning: you feel like making cookies, but nobody wants to eat your cookies.
the middle: Universes are collapsing, shit is exploding, and cookies, are, EVERYWHERE.
the end: you feel like making cookies, but nobody wants to eat your cookies.
0:14 we getting seizures with this tas 🔥🔥🗣
That ascension at the end is such a badass way of ending the video
I need a 5 hour video explaining this 10 minutes TAS
0:35 I like how the date constantly
Me too, I also like how the date constantly
Yeah I agree, it was very
When I noticed that, I
I was surprised when
It's really cool how it
This is unbelievably amazing. I don’t even know how you’d begin to make a TAS for cookie clicker! Great work!!!
Can't believe we got a prophetic vision of Cookie clicker speedruns in 2472
Bro decide to travel back in time just to speedrun this game and play it for centuries just for us. Respect
Cookie clicker is one of the few games where the TAS creation time is comparable to a human playthrough
Great TAS! I'd love to see a Universal Paperclips TAS too
I have witnessed insanity in its purest form and it is beautiful
Wow this is actually one of the most impressive thing i’ve ever seen
Wow, beyond impressive! Well done
Wow. I thought the infinity cookies thing in the thumbnail was a bit of cheeky clickbait. I didnt expect to see that in game for real like, 1/3 into the video.
They got like 700 on screen GCs using carm+fthof+time skip abuse and then just used Dragons Fortune
So 503 years. Good job.
I don’t know who you are, Lesbian NASA, but I salute you
thank you lesbian nasa for this awesome video
0:43
"Dashing through the snow"
"In a one-horse open sleigh"
"O'er the fields we go"
"Laughing all the way"
"Bells on bobtails ring"
"Making spirits bright"
"What fun it is to ride and sing"
"A sleighing song tonight!"
not many people can get so much to do so much to see in only 7.57 seconds. impressive!
"Back in my day (I was born in the '70's), every Christmas we would celebrate by making Christmas cookies. No, not real ones made out of dough, but nonexistent, digital cookies we baked on our personal computers."
-grandma
Dragoon has a new enemy
That escalated quickly
Good job, you beat the game in 400+ years yayyyyyy
I'm not using autoclicker guys! It's a secret trick where you press alt+f4 while chugging down some cola with mentos in the volume menu.
0:50
Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring ring tingling toooo, come on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with Yooou.
when you wanna play cookie clicker but are on a bathroom break
only commenting because of the pfp, lesbian NASA is the last thing i expected to see on youtube
Now this is very nice for my eyes and won't cause a restless night
pretty cool tas! i've never actually seen any discussion over the abuse of date/time manipulation before.
i think the two issues i have with this are
- latency frame inputs (javascript is single threaded, I don't really see a good reason why you inputting an action would interrupt the already executing Game.Loop function)
- impossible rng manip (is calling seedrandom whenever you want really rng manip :P the random func only has 128 bits of entropy or something)
one minor issue i have with this is
- some of the gcs cover the ui, which means you can't keep clicking lump refill and fthof without getting rid of at least some of the onscreen gcs (well, you can resize the window i think but the tas did not do this), but you can fix this by just getting more gcs so not really a large issue. i guess this also includes clicking buttons that are not even visible (like, the buildings below portals).
btw, a tas under the same rules can be done in under a second with sleep mode timeout :)
oh my god this is so awesome I love it so much!
the click sounds happen in such perfect canon that they sound like sleigh bells
Thanks sjmhrp
This is so good my grandma started breakdancing after watching it
MADE IN HEAVEN
That one freind when you start a Minecraft server:
Bruh 480 years forward? This is one hell of an idle game :0
Would be really cool to have a commentary on this
This feels like if all of cookie clicker was downloaded straight into my head
I didn't know you COULD TAS Cookie Clicker!
the noises are weirdly satisfying
In ten minutes it did what has taken dragoon years to accomplish
This is amazing. Nothing more to add.
This isn't even ascending to heaven anymore these cookies are just "made in heaven"
Dragoon is sobbing
A tons of new year celebrations !!!!!!!!
4 new century celebrations,
1 new millennium celebration.
omg lesbian nasa??? so epic
That's what I call being years ahead of competition. Quite literally.
this is a joke right? at 0:13 he goes from 2,410 cookies to 101 million cookies in a single frame
Did you not read the title, its A TAS it can control the entire rng
The machine always performs frame-perfect inputs and always gets the best possible luck. A human would not be able to do this, but the bounds of the game itself allow it to be “possible.” Most importantly, a bug that causes the game to run at 152x speed is in effect.
One small correction, judging by the lesbian flag pfp, pretty sure the poster is a woman
@@Arcanilumia chances are, it's more likely to be a man pretending to be a woman for online brownie points
Cookie Storm and click all of the cookies first frame
Insane Tas
MADE IN HEAVEN!
they had Infinity cookies
"You feel like making cookies. But nobody wants to eat your cookies."
How capitalists think the free market works for a minimum wage worker when they "try harder":
Nobody's talking about Edna being 840 years old.
Ah yes, a "speedrun" that only took 500 years
Didn’t know it was possible to TAS clicker game. I’m kinda curious to see what a Cell to Singularity TAS would look like 🤔
This is awesome. Time for GDQ Tas block?
Ah, yes. The classic 300 years playthrough. Nothing unusual
Cant wait till we see what's going on in 2472
Holy rip this is insane!
Very easy and RTA viable, just need a 1 in 10^661008 RNG with 5000 CPS to get the MEGA SUGAR LUMP CHAIN!!!
500 yrs * 365.25 days and 0.1441% odds per golden lump, and 6% chance for it to drop 7 lumps each time!
Humanity would be a Type III civilization by the time you managed to do this manually without TASBot.
oh good, horrors beyond my comprehension
Would it actually take five centuries for a human to do this, or is it just like changing the calendar on your computer five centuries ahead?
I don't think it's humanly possible without manipulating something.
The fastest someone has ever 100% completed the game was in about a month or less, using some VERY advanced strategies.
Actually, the maximum speed is exactly one year, if you don't manipulate the date, since one achievement requires you to manage your save for a year, real world time.
If you decide against spitting in the face of the god of time, Dialga, then it would take a few years JUST to get the sugar lumps needed. But while you’re waiting, if you played consistently enough, it would be completely possible to do this in those few years. The real hurdles would be the ridiculous shadow achievements about clicking golden cookies, casting spells, and getting a shiny wrinkler. But if you put in a few hours every single day for multiple years, then you can probably get all of the insane achievements.
@@_Epidemic_ actually, you only need a single year to get all achievements including all shadow achievements, this is because of "So Much to do, So Much to see" which requires that you spend a whole year playing.
Without that, the fastest completion time is in a month, thanks to the fact that you can get 10 sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets, then you can build it up again and sacrifice it again, the fastest method allows for about one or two days between sacrifices.
A speedrun that ended in 2472 DAMN
Duck, santa
Quack pop quack quack pop
gd
Now I need a 4 hour video breaking it down
Edna, age 840
*Local woman points out historical inaccuracy regarding the Crusades, remembers being there.*
Oh, that's pretty similar to how I play it actually. Just executed a bit faster.
Made in heaven!
Cookie chain never stop!
I left this game running for two years straight