Glad to see Nerd³ Hell is back in spirit. Also that toy you referenced at 20:24 is called the "baby all gone" doll and was released in by the toy company "Kenner" 1991. Boy, you make ME feel old and I am 5 years younger than you.
@@nathanholland8812your dad died? I’m sorry about your dead dad, it’s terrible that he isnt with us anymore. If he was alive, your dead dad would want you to remember all the fun things you did before he died.
the more time passes, the more I appreciate dan's artistry in portraying the humble simulator game. i wonder if voldemort still drives those assorted airport vehicles all these years later...
I love that the game refuses to let you do anything reasonable. Prep? No, you cut tomatoes and buns TO ORDER. Tossing dough to go faster than rolled dough? No, roll every dough, with a hand roller at that. Putting your ingredients into a chilled container for quicker access? No, take every ingredient out of the full fridge, one by one, for every single order. You can only cook like max 3 things at once on a massive griddle. You can only cook 1 pizza in the oven with 3 racks. It's like the least efficient workflow I've ever seen. Honestly, it's fascinating
Tbh this is probably a conversation the game creators have. Dev: "I found a good asset on the unity store, but it can only carry one thing." Publisher/Company Owner: "Great you have tomorrow to publish it". Dev:"But thats not how this works". Publisher:"We need you to start on 5 new simulator games."
The game is like Holly from Red Dwarf and thinks that the player is Dave Lister and Holly is reminding you that 'your characters dad is dead Dave' but then later the roles are reserved and you turn into Holly and the game turns into Dave Lister.
He was struck by a drunk driver on the i-90 back in ‘06. It was 4am. He legally crossed a marked intersection after coming to a complete stop but the drunk driver didnt see him and failed to yeild, T-boning Dad’s food truck. He was on the way home from a happy and successful night serving bacon burgers to a mosh of punks that overtook a graveyard for an all night festival. The drunk driver survived but Dad’s truck was not equipped with proper air bags because he focused investment and repair on the kitchen. It was this unwavering commitment to the buisness that ultimately put his life at risk.
The energy in this video is perfect. Coincidentally, i remember when my dead dad would make burgers, my dead dad made the most palpatable burgers in the alley.
4:50 I halfway believe the guy who made this game doesn't know how to cook himself! 2.50 for a extra burger patty, a dollar for a slice of cheese, and 50 cents for a extra tomato slice? those are the prices you get when you get food from a fast food restaurant, not when you go shopping for groceries!
You know if this was a mystery game, I'd say the dad isn't actually dead and he's the villain because of how often they ram in the fact the dad's dead in the beginning.
5:23 "i am breaking the law? I dont know" *Minutes earlier committing three hit and runs, two of which were vehicular manslaughter* I think you've broken many laws already, but not having a food serving license probably is the least of your worries
After all his experience simulating being a truck driver, train conductor, city planner, construction expert, dog tamer and a slice of bread, Dan now finally conquers his greatest dream in life... Frying fries for his ded dad.
hey dan, just wanted to send a huge thank you for entertaining me for the last 10+ years. I know you may hear this all the time but i truly grew up watching you and you have been a great inspiration for me and i have loved seeing all the content recently, keep it up and sending love from the united states
been thinking about this for a week now. "chips" and "crisps" really does make a lot more sense than "french fries" and "chips." a "chip," aka a Small Chunk, cut off a potato. a small "crisp" of potato. meanwhile, "fries," because it's fried. theyre not even french. and "Chips..." for the same reason, i guess? but something that "chips" doesnt usually do so in that manner. like?
In many ways, this may not have been the right video to watch on the 6-month anniversary of your Dad's death... But it's Dan, so somehow it's amusing anyway.
*Hand repeatedly pointing at a single location with a single finger* Dan: WHERE DO I CLICK??? xD Also why is Luciano just Post Malone dressed as an Italian stereotype?
I was kinda put off buying this cus its made by the gas station sim guys and they kinda just been putting out shovelwear these days. like ok the games arnt BAD bad but i mean they ahve soo many games coming out and gas station sim still has soo many bugs i just dont know if i like them anymore
Can't be that good of a Simulator game. After all, it doesn't have a year appended to its name. :) And for food service simulation games, give me Diner Dash any day. (I miss Diner Dash - their games are busted without Flash and they went all-in on mobile, leaving the desktop entirely :/) edit: Oh, gods... that ending... How the hell am I supposed to sleep tonight after hearing that? :(
For guy running a food truck and located in a rather run down loking area, that garage was absolutely huge. Massive workplace, Apple computer, drumkit...yet can't afford a bed (or at least a sofabed), or building security. Also....what was the point of that intricate graffiti on the truck if he was then going to instantly burn it down?
Memories of OMSI resurface........... Edit: Holy toasted buns! I just looked and it is 10-12 burger flippin' years since OMSI rode the roads! Who stole my years?!?
Well hey at least Fruitbus is coming out in October to scratch the food truck itch. And weirdly enough, ALSO features you inheriting a food truck from a dead relative.
All these games seem to have the same backstory, your uncle, your mama, your daddy your greasy, greasy grandmammy ♪♫ hand you down their old rundown businesses
I love how much hatred Dan has for everything he does in game, really captures the spirit of food industry workers.
I have worked in a kitchen before. The energy remains locked within
@@NerdCubed the rage never leaves 😂
Glad to see Nerd³ Hell is back in spirit.
Also that toy you referenced at 20:24 is called the "baby all gone" doll and was released in by the toy company "Kenner" 1991. Boy, you make ME feel old and I am 5 years younger than you.
My grey hairs fell out reading this comment.
@@NerdCubed I'm not sure if hairloss is better than grey hair
I don't know why dan is so aggressive in this video but I'm enjoying it
Aggressive, yet pallatable.
@@NerdCubed Very mindful, very demure!
Inspired by Gordon Ramsay.. probably XD
Perfectly acceptable for someone with a dead dad
@@CptnWolfewait what??
It's at times like this I wish we still had Nerdcubed's Hell cause this game fits the bill perfectly.
It's still with us in spirit
Like dad
@@NerdCubedYou remember?? My dad, the dad who died, my dead dad
@@nathanholland8812your dad died? I’m sorry about your dead dad, it’s terrible that he isnt with us anymore. If he was alive, your dead dad would want you to remember all the fun things you did before he died.
the more time passes, the more I appreciate dan's artistry in portraying the humble simulator game. i wonder if voldemort still drives those assorted airport vehicles all these years later...
I love that the game refuses to let you do anything reasonable. Prep? No, you cut tomatoes and buns TO ORDER. Tossing dough to go faster than rolled dough? No, roll every dough, with a hand roller at that. Putting your ingredients into a chilled container for quicker access? No, take every ingredient out of the full fridge, one by one, for every single order.
You can only cook like max 3 things at once on a massive griddle. You can only cook 1 pizza in the oven with 3 racks.
It's like the least efficient workflow I've ever seen. Honestly, it's fascinating
Tbh this is probably a conversation the game creators have. Dev: "I found a good asset on the unity store, but it can only carry one thing." Publisher/Company Owner: "Great you have tomorrow to publish it". Dev:"But thats not how this works". Publisher:"We need you to start on 5 new simulator games."
Of course you have to do things that way, it’s how dad used to do it!
@@404maxnotfound Yup thats the PlayWay SA spirit alright😭😭
So basically it's a worse version of Cook Serve Delicious. Sometimes, less is more, as Dad used to say.
Dead dad
5:36 I love how you can actually hear Dan getting closer to the screen, trying to understand why that NPC looks like that
The game is like Holly from Red Dwarf and thinks that the player is Dave Lister and Holly is reminding you that 'your characters dad is dead Dave' but then later the roles are reserved and you turn into Holly and the game turns into Dave Lister.
Everybodys dead dave.
@@NerdCubed❤
@@NerdCubed Even kochanski ?
Only thing she could do now is if it snowed and you needed something to grit the path
It's been years but you really just pure chaos
I'm a tornado with no real direction.
If they keep beating the dead dad thing over the player’s head, the player will be able to see their dead dad!
2:40 it doesnt matter how well designed your ui is, sometimes a flashing hand pointing at exactly what you're meant to click on isn't enough
I wonder what happened to the dad
Yeah he died unfortunately :(
i think he died but i'm not sure
Blew up in a food truck accident
He died
He was struck by a drunk driver on the i-90 back in ‘06. It was 4am. He legally crossed a marked intersection after coming to a complete stop but the drunk driver didnt see him and failed to yeild, T-boning Dad’s food truck. He was on the way home from a happy and successful night serving bacon burgers to a mosh of punks that overtook a graveyard for an all night festival.
The drunk driver survived but Dad’s truck was not equipped with proper air bags because he focused investment and repair on the kitchen. It was this unwavering commitment to the buisness that ultimately put his life at risk.
10:15 Only OGs get that reference
Good old "sausage to you" xD
I have to admit that I forgot where he picked that up, but I do remember it being a thing.
SAUSAGE!
🌭
2010 - when computers were loud and germans said sausage... it was as simpler time...
@@lewismcdermott3024 I was about to say "2010 feels like a decade ago" and realized that that's an understatement.....
The energy in this video is perfect. Coincidentally, i remember when my dead dad would make burgers, my dead dad made the most palpatable burgers in the alley.
The “let’s go bowling” at the end made me want to attend dad’s funeral.
The game looks great.
Just wondering if there was a family backstory about why his dad isn't around, I think I must have missed that.
4:50 I halfway believe the guy who made this game doesn't know how to cook himself! 2.50 for a extra burger patty, a dollar for a slice of cheese, and 50 cents for a extra tomato slice? those are the prices you get when you get food from a fast food restaurant, not when you go shopping for groceries!
I mean theyre a game dev so yeah?🤣🤣
You know if this was a mystery game, I'd say the dad isn't actually dead and he's the villain because of how often they ram in the fact the dad's dead in the beginning.
Niko, it's Roman. Let's go bowling.
Niko, it's Roman. Let's go bowling.
Niko, it's Roman. Let's go bowling.
Niko, it's Roman. Let's go bowling.
Niko, it's Roman. Let's go bowling.
Niko, it's Roman. Let's go bowling.
Niko, it's Roman. Let's go bowling.
Niko, it's Roman. Let's go bowling.
Niko, it's Roman. Let's go bowling.
Niko, it's Roman. Let's go bowling.
Niko, it's Roman. Let's go bowling.
Love how you wake up to Dennis spray-painting his motive on the truck before committing arson and you don't immediately get his ass arrested.
This feels like an old Nerd Hell video and i love it.
Wait. Dad died? That was a subtle hint for character growth
This is I Get This Call Everyday level energy.
the 10:14 sausage reference is ++
Such an excellent reference! Garbage truck sim wasn't it?
I love Dan's Peter Capaldi impression cause it's just the right amount of shit to be both recognisable AND hilarious
5:23 "i am breaking the law? I dont know"
*Minutes earlier committing three hit and runs, two of which were vehicular manslaughter*
I think you've broken many laws already, but not having a food serving license probably is the least of your worries
After all his experience simulating being a truck driver, train conductor, city planner, construction expert, dog tamer and a slice of bread, Dan now finally conquers his greatest dream in life... Frying fries for his ded dad.
25:20 nice reference at the end lol. Only few will get.
This absolutely has classic NerdCubed vibes and I am living for it
10:13 "Sausage to you," is a reference from the garbage truck simulator video or something. It's one of the funniest moments in Dan's career! 😂
something tells me the main character has a dead dad... it's just the way he talks about his dead dad, you can really tell he misses his dead dad 😢
I get the distinct impression that the protagonist of this video game has a recently deceased relative.
That's it. Next time I'm out with friends I'm ordering some fried fries with ketchup sauce
this has heavy Bus Simulator 2016 video vibes and I love it 😂
damn the joke died, just like bros dad
As someone with a dead dad I found it hilarious
A game brave enough to ask, what if we did cook serve delicious 3 but worse?
OMG THE SAUSAGE GTA 4 REFRENCE
MY CHILDHOOD! :D
THANK YOU DAN!
he probably feels weird as fuck hearing us talk about his past videos saying "my childhood" lmfaoooo
hey dan, just wanted to send a huge thank you for entertaining me for the last 10+ years. I know you may hear this all the time but i truly grew up watching you and you have been a great inspiration for me and i have loved seeing all the content recently, keep it up and sending love from the united states
As a chef, I'm getting ready to go to work listening to this.
Truly captures the essence of working in a kitchen.
Been watching your channel for years, you never fail to make me laugh, love your content never stop!
Here I am eating food from a food truck while watching Dan “make” food in a food truck. Truly this is the best life
So how bad did they rip you off?
5:50
I loved that episode when 12 and clara started a burger shop on Negra Arroyo Lane.
been thinking about this for a week now. "chips" and "crisps" really does make a lot more sense than "french fries" and "chips."
a "chip," aka a Small Chunk, cut off a potato.
a small "crisp" of potato.
meanwhile, "fries," because it's fried. theyre not even french.
and "Chips..." for the same reason, i guess? but something that "chips" doesnt usually do so in that manner. like?
In many ways, this may not have been the right video to watch on the 6-month anniversary of your Dad's death... But it's Dan, so somehow it's amusing anyway.
Take a swig of ketchup sauce for every mention of the dead dad.
Dan you NEVER can have too much bacon :D
Your organs can and will disagree
@@NerdCubed haha I know too much meat isn't good, but bacon is just too good hah! :D
That being said in this game it looks like you cant more then one bacon. If it's more then one the game would probably melt.
@@NerdCubed My dad's organs sure did...when he died.
That last 3 seconds cracked me up so badly.
Mayo on chips is superior
funniest video ive watched in years, glad dan is STILL making me laugh after years
I'm disappointed there was no smacky bum bum. Also there is apparently a song called Bum Bum by Smack.
What do you think of contemporary poetry?
Oh no
My dad
He was dead
Run over by a van
I served him as a patty
Made £5
Thanks Dad
@@NerdCubed Hahaha nice answer
Another question... how does the van's gas cooktop use electric elements?
Every other line is about dead Dad...
Is this a Batman game?
*Hand repeatedly pointing at a single location with a single finger*
Dan: WHERE DO I CLICK??? xD
Also why is Luciano just Post Malone dressed as an Italian stereotype?
I was kinda put off buying this cus its made by the gas station sim guys and they kinda just been putting out shovelwear these days. like ok the games arnt BAD bad but i mean they ahve soo many games coming out and gas station sim still has soo many bugs i just dont know if i like them anymore
0:41 you know what they say, better to have blood in your stool than stool in your blood
SAUSAGE!
Can't be that good of a Simulator game. After all, it doesn't have a year appended to its name. :)
And for food service simulation games, give me Diner Dash any day. (I miss Diner Dash - their games are busted without Flash and they went all-in on mobile, leaving the desktop entirely :/)
edit: Oh, gods... that ending... How the hell am I supposed to sleep tonight after hearing that? :(
I made it through the Fire and Flames to get here in such record time. Hoorah!!
WELCOME BACK NERDCUBED's HELL
Dans anger in this brings me back to the VR job simulator game from back in the day,
Looking forward to the debut of Nerd Burger³ in the future.
When it comes to food Dan turns into Gordon Ramsay but more angry and sweary 😂❤
For guy running a food truck and located in a rather run down loking area, that garage was absolutely huge. Massive workplace, Apple computer, drumkit...yet can't afford a bed (or at least a sofabed), or building security. Also....what was the point of that intricate graffiti on the truck if he was then going to instantly burn it down?
Glorious video, haven’t laughed this hard in years, 6/10.
I find this score palatable
Haven't been here in a while nice to know nerd³ is still posting.
Memories of OMSI resurface...........
Edit: Holy toasted buns! I just looked and it is 10-12 burger flippin' years since OMSI rode the roads! Who stole my years?!?
Well hey at least Fruitbus is coming out in October to scratch the food truck itch. And weirdly enough, ALSO features you inheriting a food truck from a dead relative.
This is so accurate to actual foodservice lmao
christian cage did a great job on the commentary on this video, well done 👍
Bowling Simulator next? :D
Nintendo made that, it’s called wii bowling😂
Dishonored was such a good series
I FUCKING *KNEW* THERE WOULD A ROMAN BELLIC GAG AT THE END!
I feel like Dan and Dankpods need to do a collaboration
Thanks Nerd³
11:45 Hell yeah!
13:50
Zoro? Is that you?
This video made me redownload Cook Serve Delicious 3
"Sausage to you" SAUSAGE!!! 10/10
There is easily enough space in that truck for your dad to help you. Where is he?
New drinking game, everytime dead dad is mentioned, take a shot.
Let's go bowling, indeed.
3:26 Flashbang
40 seconds ago is crazy
If i played this game I'd just cook all the burgers well done. I'm not getting shut down for health and safety issues 😂
gods, i really missed when dan would play a game he so obviously thinks is fucking stupid, and he just riffs on it the whole time
Been years since i watched nerdcubed haha
17:23 This looks like an especially bad Tim and Eric bit
All these games seem to have the same backstory, your uncle, your mama, your daddy
your greasy, greasy grandmammy ♪♫ hand you down their old rundown businesses
4:20 SAUSAGE!!!
Nico, cousin, let us open a food truck.
That ending
Very good stuff mate
So THAT's where I got food poisoning from!
Food Truck is my favourite brand
All this talk of a dead dad makes me think this game was made by Christian Cage.
Little-known fact about this game: The main character's dad died.
Dead dad dead dad the dad is dead