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  • @ZyonAytkyn
    @ZyonAytkyn 6 років тому +278

    Interior Decorator - "How should we paint the house?"
    Dan - "Have you ever played mirrors edge?"

    • @ValTheGnat
      @ValTheGnat 6 років тому +43

      Interior Decorator - “We can’t do that though, they could sue us for copyright infringement”
      Dan - “Orange.”

    • @RichardCox0
      @RichardCox0 6 років тому +23

      suspicious footprints start appearing around on the house walls but only on the orange surfaces

  • @Knight_Vibes
    @Knight_Vibes 6 років тому +12

    The one wall of color reminds me so much of mirror's edge and I'm guessing you subconsciously knew that's what you were doing

  • @keyblademaster9277
    @keyblademaster9277 6 років тому +10

    Why do I want a completed series? This was really satisfying to watch and extremely funny. I feel like it would be a good ‘let’s talk’ series if people know what I mean. Surely I’m not the only one?

    • @RIPToot
      @RIPToot 6 років тому

      Keyblade Master yep

    • @keyblademaster9277
      @keyblademaster9277 6 років тому

      Lol I should’ve finished the video before commenting

  • @thatguy3421
    @thatguy3421 6 років тому +14

    Poor Dan. He worked so hard on this house and fell in love with his creation, to only have the game crash.

  • @thefirkman7400
    @thefirkman7400 6 років тому +21

    I would LOVE a Complete Series!

  • @jamesw7349
    @jamesw7349 6 років тому +12

    This is one of those games that you didn’t know you needed in your life until you find it

    • @ChickenOfAwesome
      @ChickenOfAwesome 6 років тому +1

      Reminds me of Viscera Cleanup Detail - Utterly pointless, a huge black-hole into which all your time inevitably vanishes... but *so* satisfying.

    • @jamesw7349
      @jamesw7349 6 років тому

      Totally agree!

  • @OzziBozzi
    @OzziBozzi 6 років тому +18

    More of this!
    Also...
    *Nerds art style is based off of a test map*

  • @SuperAsefasef
    @SuperAsefasef 6 років тому +30

    I see dan went to the mirrors edge school of architectural design

    • @yerdasellsavon3136
      @yerdasellsavon3136 6 років тому

      When dan done his let’s play on mirrors edge “WHITE I ONLY HAVE WHITE!!”

  • @j.silverglade4250
    @j.silverglade4250 6 років тому +17

    Please play more of this. Maybe a series?

  • @ewanbrampton8808
    @ewanbrampton8808 6 років тому +16

    Please do a complete series

  • @Tommytickler10
    @Tommytickler10 6 років тому +13

    Daniel, I’ve watched this video thrice. It’s wonderful. I would ADORE a ‘Completes’ series. Please. Please. Please.
    Pls.

    • @ls43007
      @ls43007 6 років тому

      What number is that?

  • @alexnotlando
    @alexnotlando 4 роки тому +19

    "Down is on or down is up?"
    Daniel Hardcastle - 2018

  • @rubblerage1101
    @rubblerage1101 6 років тому +7

    *Dan builds an IKEA Showroom.*
    When Dan found this home it was in a state of disrepair and an utter hell hole. And now...(Que music)
    He's transformed it into a lovely IKEA Showroom will accommodation for a family (Apparently).

  • @octokid13
    @octokid13 4 роки тому +34

    "Who said you could be white?" - NerdCubed 2018

  • @CrimsonKage
    @CrimsonKage 6 років тому +5

    Very entertaining, I can imagine this game being tedious, but you handily cut forward through the wall-building and painting to show us the result, much obliged.

  • @Tigermoto
    @Tigermoto 6 років тому +19

    What's this? NerdCubed designs a house for LinusTechTips?

  • @lawrencecooks7166
    @lawrencecooks7166 6 років тому +13

    He made mirrors edge

  • @ZspotMotorsport
    @ZspotMotorsport 6 років тому +10

    Can you not mow the grass? The jungle outside is killing it

  • @radiantsquare007jrdeluxe9
    @radiantsquare007jrdeluxe9 2 місяці тому +11

    Wait, nerd cubed was near 30 six years ago? Pretty soon he’ll be 40!

    • @FourthStar
      @FourthStar Місяць тому +2

      As a 36 y/o... please don't 😭

  • @pulselcie1280
    @pulselcie1280 6 років тому +21

    47 thousand for a house? That's a steal over here.

    • @fijfij7380
      @fijfij7380 6 років тому +2

      bro that house would probably be $100k
      inside is nasty af so probably not that much but after its flipped it would be

    • @hadntfilms1991
      @hadntfilms1991 6 років тому

      depends on the location. small to medium sized towns have houses that go for around 100k, adding the fact that this house is full of shit i'd say 47k is fair.

  • @jamescameron5090
    @jamescameron5090 6 років тому +10

    I'm sorry Dan. Have a half-orange frosting-half-white frosting donut.

    • @MGSLurmey
      @MGSLurmey 6 років тому

      Don't forget the smidge of blue and black!

    • @No-kj3vf
      @No-kj3vf 6 років тому +1

      And the fact that it's a glass donut

  • @snappy_aka_anna3577
    @snappy_aka_anna3577 2 роки тому +13

    Who else is thinking who ever lived in this house in 2020 and working from home they would have the best background in their zoom calls.

  • @georgiawest2485
    @georgiawest2485 6 років тому +10

    PLEASE DO A SERIES OF THIS

  • @matthewdemers7600
    @matthewdemers7600 6 років тому +11

    This is like an alternate-reality version of The Sims.

  • @puddycat2325
    @puddycat2325 Рік тому +12

    A slightly different shade of orange and it’s an easyhotel. A less intense colour might have worked well but the game crashed anyway so it doesn’t really matter.

  • @lucash741
    @lucash741 6 років тому +9

    This is exactly what I wanted the Sims to be

  • @scottreeson1620
    @scottreeson1620 6 років тому +13

    When you turn your house in to aperture science

    • @ozion2771
      @ozion2771 6 років тому +1

      i dont know why this made me laugh so much.

  • @Whats_Up_Buttercup
    @Whats_Up_Buttercup 6 років тому +7

    To me when you put the gray tiles in the garage it looked the best, but then...
    *ORANGE*

  • @grisvonlada68
    @grisvonlada68 6 років тому +9

    There.. theres no dining table.

    • @novapraspakt8587
      @novapraspakt8587 6 років тому +2

      Unneeded. Just eat at the desk or on the sofa. Problem solved.

  • @user-dx8nj7qj2g
    @user-dx8nj7qj2g 6 років тому +10

    47 thousand pounds, my god that's a bargain, especially for that house, in australia, in the right area that house could go for a couple hundred.
    edit, I thought that until I saw the inside of the house, its garbage

  • @cowboycatss
    @cowboycatss 6 років тому +11

    Why have you made Mirrors Edge? Are you ok Dan?

  • @DJB3lfry
    @DJB3lfry 4 роки тому +18

    Who needs load bearing walls, am I right?

  • @andypampreen8906
    @andypampreen8906 6 років тому +6

    The inside of the house Looks like mirrors edge now.

    • @crazedram3.015
      @crazedram3.015 6 років тому

      Andy Pampreen so, amazing, until the sequel comes around

  • @cancervivor2071
    @cancervivor2071 6 років тому +10

    lol are you going to mowe the lawn dan

  • @megabuilder15
    @megabuilder15 6 років тому +11

    Wow this was satisfying to watch

    • @panossoupos6608
      @panossoupos6608 6 років тому

      megabuilder15 it shoudve have been red not orange

  • @ColtonHearn11
    @ColtonHearn11 6 років тому +5

    Did anyone else notice he put the stove/range on top of the dishwasher?

  • @turtlechief2169
    @turtlechief2169 6 років тому +8

    Who else thought there was stars because their monitor was also dirty?

  • @krypt2switch192
    @krypt2switch192 5 років тому +12

    After watching this about 11 times, I have decided that I want Dan to redesign my house.

  • @francoisvankempen
    @francoisvankempen 6 років тому +15

    Completes series please.

  • @Gamajamas
    @Gamajamas 6 років тому +21

    This is oddly therapeutic
    (Dan decides on a white/orange color scheme)
    I take it back my stress is through the fucking roof now

    • @asingularcheesepuff6383
      @asingularcheesepuff6383 6 років тому

      What's wrong with Orange / White?
      :(

    • @LiliOld
      @LiliOld 6 років тому

      Bright colors aren't as relaxing as pale and pastel colors. They can be obnoxious.

    • @asingularcheesepuff6383
      @asingularcheesepuff6383 6 років тому +1

      Cutesy Lilipou
      True, but honestly I'd rather have bright colours to pastel colours any day. I'd much rather have a room that's vibrant, and gives a sense of energy, than one that's dull, and thus makes me want to smack my head off a wall.
      Though Dan certainly used an obnoxious amount of orange in this house, I'll say that.

    • @thundersoul6795
      @thundersoul6795 6 років тому

      Stress? But white is abundant in there, and white is the most boring and soporific color of them all. All the pale and pastel colors being a close second on how damn crappy and boring they are, a bigger eye sore than class 3 lasers are and they don't even directly hurt the eyes - they just _drain life_ out of anything they're applied to.
      ...Although I have to agree on orange, but it's for personal rea- _down with the GDI!_

    • @asingularcheesepuff6383
      @asingularcheesepuff6383 6 років тому

      Thunder Soul
      But there are different shades of white. When I say "white" in this context, I'm talking about the brilliant, pure white that's used in the video, whereas there are plenty of other shades of white (somehow) to use that are less bright, and tend to be murky and dull. You could use a cream white, which just looks like a white wall that's been left to get mouldy for a bit. If you were to use that with vibrant colours like the oranges and blues that Dan used, it'd look horrific.

  • @NicolaeHolley
    @NicolaeHolley 6 років тому +6

    Also, is it possible to do yardwork and landscaping? You could have spent another two or three hours on that, easy.

  • @D0gsbody1
    @D0gsbody1 6 років тому +6

    I need more of this in my life XD
    also, this is like the crash test dummy of house.

  • @tones3dferret
    @tones3dferret 6 років тому +7

    That ending was incredible.

    • @Loki19810310
      @Loki19810310 6 років тому

      aaaaaaaaand the game crashed...

  • @jasonradakir
    @jasonradakir 6 років тому +5

    congrats nerdcubed you made the fucking hardest house to keep clean especially if you get a pet

    • @No-kj3vf
      @No-kj3vf 6 років тому

      Jason Radakir yea he did oh yea I have a black cat lazy but sheds

  • @DownundaThunda
    @DownundaThunda 6 років тому +3

    The "Flat balcony" is actually called a Patio... or a deck.

  • @jackoneill8169
    @jackoneill8169 6 років тому +7

    Complete series of all the houses!!

  • @datboi-hz4xi
    @datboi-hz4xi 6 років тому +6

    I laughed so hard at " OH SHIT I HAVE MASONRY ON MY VEHICLE!"

  • @emmadennison6724
    @emmadennison6724 6 років тому +13

    wheres that completes series you promised?

    • @flyingspaghettimonsterourl6247
      @flyingspaghettimonsterourl6247 6 років тому

      Emma Doherty Dennison yeah nerdcubed.

    • @CABRALFAN27
      @CABRALFAN27 6 років тому

      He's taking a two-week break now that Jurassic World has ended, and when he comes back, JW's slot will be filled by House Flipper.
      Also, take it easy on him. At the time you posted this, he had 2 series' running (3, counting the Crew Road Trip)

    • @emmadennison6724
      @emmadennison6724 6 років тому

      @@CABRALFAN27 fair enough your right I was a bit harsh

  • @zachamill4851
    @zachamill4851 6 років тому +13

    Love this plz do series

  • @Rowcan
    @Rowcan 6 років тому +191

    Today I've learned Nerd loves:
    -Sliding Doors
    -Ikea Cabinets
    -The color scheme of Valve developer textures.

    • @pale2457
      @pale2457 6 років тому +4

      NickP61494 especially the orange tiles that took me right back.

  • @elijah4666
    @elijah4666 6 років тому +150

    I think you've unconsciously gone for a mirrors edge look

  • @doohanmurphy8974
    @doohanmurphy8974 6 років тому +282

    That awkward moment when you've played mirror's edge so much it starts to subliminally dictate your style of house colour

  • @wakeburns
    @wakeburns 6 років тому +156

    So I showed my dad this. He designs and builds houses. Including appraising. He told me to tell you to never design a house again. Ever.

    • @Rowcan
      @Rowcan 6 років тому +45

      Bahahahaha, that's great.
      "Hey, Dad, check this out! It's a game about flipping homes!"
      *disappointed silence*

    • @benmackey3028
      @benmackey3028 6 років тому +1

      Your dad is wrong

    • @isaacevilman7586
      @isaacevilman7586 6 років тому +35

      I mean, I took a civil engineering and architecture course because it was part of the engineering program at my high school, and I concur with your dad. The kitchen is the worst offender in my opinion. It’s not in any way near the bathroom, so there’s extra plumbing, it’s not near the garage, so it’s poor placement (because when you come home from the grocery store, you’re going to want the kitchen near your car), it has awful placement of the main three appliances (oven, sink, and fridge), it’s an enclosed space with no real means of exit (I mean, there are windows, but eh. Also, if the thin path between the fridge and the door is on fire, you’re pretty much fucked). That’s not even mentioning the fuckup that is that garage or that Hell of a bathroom.

    • @owensmart2514
      @owensmart2514 6 років тому +2

      Isaac Evilman This is r/iamverysmart material here

    • @isaacevilman7586
      @isaacevilman7586 6 років тому +19

      Nico Conejo I’m not saying my knowledge is extraordinary, but it’s at least basic. Also, I just use fancy words when I write.

  • @MysteriousJojo
    @MysteriousJojo 6 років тому +173

    Oh my god, please tell me it autosaved. Please tell me you got that money. That ending was heartbreaking if you didn’t.

    • @RichardCox0
      @RichardCox0 6 років тому +7

      agreed

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 6 років тому

      no it wasnt

    • @jachughes608
      @jachughes608 6 років тому

      +Tri-Shake-Atops so by making a house orange means that black peoples lives get worse?
      Really makes ya think🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @DoodDC1
    @DoodDC1 6 років тому +79

    Not only do we need Dan to do a completes series of this - This game needs a multiplayer that the podcats crew can play. Jon, Matt and Dan arguing over interior designing is something I need more than anything in my life

    • @mitchelwhite7768
      @mitchelwhite7768 6 років тому +4

      Having watched their 8 hour desert bus video I second this idea. The banter would be legendary.

    • @Mexzan
      @Mexzan 2 роки тому

      4 years later and I still wish for this

    • @timothyheller4599
      @timothyheller4599 Рік тому

      ​@@Mexzanl0pll

  • @CCBrown92
    @CCBrown92 6 років тому +62

    I am *bothered* by the bathroom being right in the middle of the home.

    • @rerere284
      @rerere284 6 років тому

      CCBrown92 in our house you have to walk through either the bathroom or the kitchen to get to the livingroom

  • @michaelfortress3119
    @michaelfortress3119 6 років тому +81

    He took a crack den and made it into a cocaine den! So proud of dan.

    • @SuzukiHalwende
      @SuzukiHalwende 6 років тому +4

      If you're implying that he took that crack and just threw it at the ground and broke it, than I'm with you on that.

  • @IronLucario2012
    @IronLucario2012 6 років тому +61

    Someone else: "What should we do for the decorations?"
    Dan: "How about Mirror's Edge style, but with Aperture Science's colour scheme?"

  • @theastrogamer710
    @theastrogamer710 6 років тому +146

    Dont let the History channel get a hold of this, they will fill it with commercials and make it a 20 season show.

  • @littlelarvitar667
    @littlelarvitar667 6 років тому +110

    Is it weird that I want a series of this now

  • @insomniplier7063
    @insomniplier7063 6 років тому +31

    is this something i expected to enjoy? no! is this something i want a completes series on? yes. very much so.

  • @Greaseoverwatch
    @Greaseoverwatch 6 років тому +245

    *need* a completes series on this

    • @ziggyzag07
      @ziggyzag07 6 років тому +2

      Grease no thanks

    • @cartierjoaquin
      @cartierjoaquin 6 років тому +1

      Kyle Ashley it wasn’t a question you fucktard. We NEED a full series of this

  • @The-Urban-Goose
    @The-Urban-Goose 6 років тому +52

    I felt so bad for you at the end

  • @MZZE-my7hz
    @MZZE-my7hz 6 років тому +73

    you said if this has bigger houses on the full release their could be a series on it, if the full release comes with co-op as well then i think we need to see you do a group project, partly because it would be nice and partly because i want to see you and your chosen partner/partners clash on design decisions

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 6 років тому

      no no no no,fuck co-op Lets plays on youtube,they are the most boring things on the platform

    • @yeshwantdasari2075
      @yeshwantdasari2075 6 років тому +4

      atur chomicz did you not see Dans GTA Online co op with Jay? or any damn little and cubes video?

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 6 років тому

      yes

    • @insomniplier7063
      @insomniplier7063 6 років тому +1

      that, my friend, is a matter of opinion.

  • @robertlindsay9351
    @robertlindsay9351 6 років тому +114

    TLDW: Dan turns a typical suburban student flat into a Mirrors Edge level.

  • @AshaXD
    @AshaXD 6 років тому +42

    Is dan the guy who paints every level in mirrors edge?

  • @DopeArmy
    @DopeArmy 6 років тому +48

    this would be so good to stream Dan. i would watch the absolute shit out of you doing up a house for 4 hours straight while eating popcorn.

  • @mercenaryTendencies
    @mercenaryTendencies 6 років тому +61

    With the single bright color offset by white/neutral tones, I'm pretty sure Dan went to the Mirror's Edge school of design.

  • @restlessdreams5327
    @restlessdreams5327 6 років тому +19

    I absolutely need a complete series of this. This one video was far more engrossing than it had any right to be.

  • @Catlateral
    @Catlateral 6 років тому +34

    "Who said you could be white" -Dan 2018

  • @RichardCox0
    @RichardCox0 6 років тому +23

    Another 80 episodes of this please

  • @Grymbaldknight
    @Grymbaldknight 6 років тому +17

    White and orange? Square tiles? Sliding doors?
    You've been playing too much Portal, Dan.

  • @bilbo_gamers6417
    @bilbo_gamers6417 6 років тому +26

    Dan is the lead designer for fucking Aperture Science apparently.

  • @xXkeiran1097Xx
    @xXkeiran1097Xx 6 років тому +29

    Really hope this does turn into a completes series

  • @Techni_Log
    @Techni_Log 6 років тому +37

    Series? YES!

  • @squelchychicken3075
    @squelchychicken3075 6 років тому +25

    The thing that confused me the most was the fact that he had a washing machine in the bathroom

    • @junglewoodjoe4380
      @junglewoodjoe4380 6 років тому +6

      Squelchy Chicken Yo dawg, I heard you like to clean,
      So I put a washing machine in your bathroom so you can clean while you clean...
      What do you mean that joke is old?

    • @isaacevilman7586
      @isaacevilman7586 6 років тому +2

      Well, a lot of houses do put the washing machine in the bathroom, but yeah, that is just too small of a space to ever pull that off.

  • @jam_herobrine1642
    @jam_herobrine1642 6 років тому +27

    You should do a complete series of the entire game.... Where you dont cut each episode it's just 30-60 mins worth of video of you decorating a house which may take like 20 episodes for 1 house

    • @geekwithglasses2897
      @geekwithglasses2897 6 років тому +4

      Jam_Herobrine so you're saying planet coaster but with houses instead of areas of a theme park
      I'm sold

    • @jam_herobrine1642
      @jam_herobrine1642 6 років тому +1

      Didn't think of it that way but yeah.... But you know it's gonna take a few years to complete lets be truthfully honest here.
      I mean he's surely not gonna upload them in one massive go no surely not.

    • @assassinxex
      @assassinxex 6 років тому +1

      Maybe a completes mixed with a challenge to become a millionaire though property development so he doesn't have to spend forever on it

  • @bombocrusty4251
    @bombocrusty4251 6 років тому +22

    You made a mirrors edge level into a house

  • @SpunkyMonkey
    @SpunkyMonkey 6 років тому +24

    your garage looks like a dev testing room for a source engine game.

  • @navywolf1753
    @navywolf1753 6 років тому +57

    I had to play a game like this, except worse, for an Applied Tech class. My team made the entire house a bathroom and we sold it for $220,000.

  • @tristan6840
    @tristan6840 6 років тому +13

    “Who said you could be white” OfficialNerdCubed 2018

  • @khazthefox13
    @khazthefox13 6 років тому +16

    I legit would watch so much more of this lol. This was great

  • @xavierrodriguez2463
    @xavierrodriguez2463 6 років тому +179

    A perfect tile floor for your two ton car to crush

  • @Toniboi
    @Toniboi 6 років тому +19

    As a random dude on the internet I question some of your design choices. I for one would've kept the crack den in its original state. Changing it hurt the houses character.

  • @beauregardevevo
    @beauregardevevo 6 років тому +21

    I need more of this.
    *I need more of this.*

  • @Cynical...
    @Cynical... 6 років тому +29

    Why is this 44 minutes and 52 seconds of pointlessness so God damn satisfying? It has scratched itches I didn't even know I had. Another.

    • @masterdynamo6457
      @masterdynamo6457 6 років тому

      44 minutes and 52 minutes...hm...
      I guess the proper units were too second-class... :P

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 6 років тому +2

      Holy shit, that was 45 minutes? It only felt like 15 minutes!

  • @snakeysnake2363
    @snakeysnake2363 6 років тому +28

    Dan is making a mirrors edge level apparently

    • @andreakosick4273
      @andreakosick4273 6 років тому +1

      Satiric Snake that’s what I was thinking looks exactly like everything from mirrors edge

  • @LlorracTN
    @LlorracTN 6 років тому +16

    Dan’s painting style heavily influenced by Mirror’s Edge

  • @billyb.604
    @billyb.604 5 років тому +44

    This house screams "I love Mirror's Edge."

    • @epicghandi6141
      @epicghandi6141 5 років тому

      i dont get it...

    • @epicghandi6141
      @epicghandi6141 5 років тому +1

      nevermind, i figured it out :-)

    • @Scigh-on
      @Scigh-on 4 роки тому

      he has mentioned it quite a few times

  • @wolf8550
    @wolf8550 6 років тому +18

    I will totally watch your completes of this, Dan. Make it!

  • @katebacon2465
    @katebacon2465 6 років тому +24

    Please do a completes series on a big house!

  • @bradleysparksbs
    @bradleysparksbs 6 років тому +14

    We need a completes

  • @pedrorodrigues4633
    @pedrorodrigues4633 6 років тому +18

    I know he was joking ... But I can't wait for that completes series

  • @snaprifice
    @snaprifice 6 років тому +18

    Oh man. That game crash at the end. It just wouldn't be nerdcubed without something going catastrophically wrong after he put his blood, sweat, and other assorted bodily fluids into it.

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger914 6 років тому +50

    I feel like dan just wants all his houses to be Mirror's Edge.

  • @gferrol118
    @gferrol118 4 роки тому +57

    "Who said you could be white?!" Dan 2018

  • @benedictrogers1478
    @benedictrogers1478 6 років тому +18

    Glad to see that a game exists allowing us millennials to live the dream of having some of the opportunities our parents did.
    (I'm not still upset about leaving university and being saddled with loans, honest)

  • @TangoMang0
    @TangoMang0 6 років тому +14

    The Garage looks like it was made in the Source engine with the default map editor textures.

  • @GamerFollower
    @GamerFollower 6 років тому +13

    Who here was hoping the house lost value by the end?

  • @TheSwordFwish
    @TheSwordFwish 6 років тому +19

    You just made a house from the mirrors edge world you goose

    • @wiredmind
      @wiredmind 6 років тому +1

      Glad I wasn't the only one thinking Mirror's Edge. (Although that would probably be more red than orange)