If Andrew Tate was a soldier...

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  • @RealNoobMaster69
    @RealNoobMaster69  Рік тому +860

    Join my university: t.me/+7zMlG4QIoehlM2Nk

    • @haurpher
      @haurpher Рік тому +11

      this was posted 9 seconds ago
      1ST FR

    • @omar_rblx1
      @omar_rblx1 Рік тому +4

      2nd@@haurpher

    • @MessixRonaldo1
      @MessixRonaldo1 Рік тому +1

      3rd

    • @paularooney1937
      @paularooney1937 Рік тому +3

      I love how I get completely ignored when Make a comment on any of your videos 🙄.

    • @mikey5008
      @mikey5008 Рік тому +1

      @RealNoobMaster69 you should do a part 3 of Andrew Tate in a horror movie

  • @thelostTribe57
    @thelostTribe57 Рік тому +4462

    This definitely has to be the best "if Andrew tate was" channel on UA-cam 😂

    • @thelostTribe57
      @thelostTribe57 Рік тому +5

      Nah I'm good what is a scam bot doing here

    • @conradbowyer
      @conradbowyer Рік тому +3

      I agree

    • @abel6298
      @abel6298 Рік тому +3

      Read your bible! (KJV, preferably) ♥‎‎ ‎‎ . . .

    • @Chris-hw4mq
      @Chris-hw4mq Рік тому

      OMG the most savage comeback suck d and cook

    • @SirPrise69
      @SirPrise69 Рік тому

      shut up "Abel"@@abel6298

  • @brut1ful828
    @brut1ful828 Рік тому +2076

    Andrew Tates sacrifice for his country will be remembered for generations

    • @yiwoon_cr8s
      @yiwoon_cr8s Рік тому +46

      Or forgotten 😂
      He'll end up homeless and an alcoholic

    • @Homophobic_racist_sexist_pdf
      @Homophobic_racist_sexist_pdf Рік тому +65

      @@yiwoon_cr8s the fact that you even imagined that shows how much you're triggered by him

    • @autogenes
      @autogenes Рік тому +8

      @@Homophobic_racist_sexist_pdf Lol, which country is his exactly?

    • @BrotherAzrael
      @BrotherAzrael Рік тому +3

      For generations, by generations

    • @chrismccaffery1091
      @chrismccaffery1091 Рік тому +10

      ​@@yiwoon_cr8s Cry, cope and seethe.

  • @Howtosmart
    @Howtosmart Рік тому +1268

    This is work of art

    • @GzimBTD
      @GzimBTD Рік тому +15

      Bro why are you so weird

    • @Kx.1st
      @Kx.1st Рік тому +21

      @@GzimBTD Facts, I checked the channel cause I saw the verified check mark and saw (1. A OF badge and (2. A weird ass video with a dog going to the doctor for some weird shit

    • @Jyan-alt
      @Jyan-alt Рік тому +14

      Unlike u😬😬😬🔥🔥🔥

    • @Jawn-w3b
      @Jawn-w3b 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Jyan-alt what are you tryna say????

    • @matisasselin6257
      @matisasselin6257 9 місяців тому

      @@Jawn-w3b you cringe

  • @vincentxie3090
    @vincentxie3090 Рік тому +362

    Having some patience: This guy definitely should be awarded an Oscar since he's taking his time reviewing the greatest film of Andrew Tate

    • @codeNunchaku
      @codeNunchaku 10 місяців тому

      dude you know what the movie is called?

    • @marxist1871
      @marxist1871 8 місяців тому

      Barbie​@@codeNunchaku

  • @mayukaplaz1314
    @mayukaplaz1314 Рік тому +14

    "what colours your tank?"

  • @HolowBeats
    @HolowBeats Рік тому +130

    1:25 BURRIED ME LAUGHING

  • @nathanalex2121
    @nathanalex2121 Рік тому +653

    1:44 his smirk got me dead🤣

  • @xicuriionspotify
    @xicuriionspotify Рік тому +91

    1:37 PERFECT BRO LMFAO

  • @1_Trollhunter
    @1_Trollhunter Рік тому +17

    “I hate everyone equally”😂😂😂😂that one got me dying😂😂😂

  • @j1mmyuk389
    @j1mmyuk389 Рік тому +97

    3:03 this is easily the best edit I’ve seen, I just watched this so many times comedic timing at its best.

  • @jlevon151
    @jlevon151 2 місяці тому +19

    0:50 best man 🥴💀

  • @wanmovetact
    @wanmovetact Рік тому +59

    1:25 The “Im A Bad Boy” had me dying somehow😂

    • @BoaConstrictor126
      @BoaConstrictor126 10 місяців тому +2

      The way she looked at him when he said that

  • @raiyan_rafid
    @raiyan_rafid Рік тому +493

    3:49-4:17 literally got me in stitches . How u put right words into right places 🤣🤣🤣

    • @zfx8621
      @zfx8621 Рік тому +24

      Petition: If Andrew Tate was in Pirates of The Caribbean 😭😭😭

    • @skull4334
      @skull4334 Рік тому +4

      The car scene got me 😂

    • @raiyan_rafid
      @raiyan_rafid Рік тому

      @@dump7055 no this is basically a phrase meaning I laughed so hard

    • @fiendsgaming7589
      @fiendsgaming7589 Рік тому +20

      i can't see it, video is only 3:32 long

    • @macjalac5845
      @macjalac5845 Рік тому

      ​@@fiendsgaming7589ikr

  • @-detour-
    @-detour- Рік тому +242

    0:30 got me dead 💀💀

    • @Vivaldi1375
      @Vivaldi1375 8 місяців тому +6

      stop I WAS CRYING ON THIS AND THE PUNCH😂😂😂😂

  • @ray5952
    @ray5952 Рік тому +13

    Everytime he says "Ohh myy gawwwddd" kills me 😂😂

  • @SodiumSyndicate
    @SodiumSyndicate Рік тому +514

    The fact that it works only in movies, proves tate's right on this one.

    • @TwoLags
      @TwoLags Рік тому +1

      😮

    • @unlightofficial8571
      @unlightofficial8571 Рік тому +11

      Ever heared about Lyudmila Pavlichenko?

    • @SodiumSyndicate
      @SodiumSyndicate Рік тому +59

      @@unlightofficial8571 A sniper sitting far far away, teenage boys can do that too.

    • @MoonStone-f2w
      @MoonStone-f2w Рік тому +41

      andrew tate says some of the most psychotically weird things i have ever heard. i am so disturbed by the people who think he offers good advice.

    • @asharahmad1068
      @asharahmad1068 Рік тому +34

      ​@@MoonStone-f2wsometimes he does makes sense though. Like come on women can't fight. I never saw a female soldier on the battlefield instead I saw the feminists run away

  • @Orion7204-m5b
    @Orion7204-m5b 3 місяці тому +4

    1:43 I love how he's wearing camo here 😂

  •  9 місяців тому +31

    Art should be in the Museum, NOT THE INTERNET

  • @carsandcigars11
    @carsandcigars11 Рік тому +52

    Can we just appreciate the quality of the editing for a moment!

  • @RonnieChakraborty
    @RonnieChakraborty Рік тому +317

    Bro you literally made my day...Thanks a lot for this video 😊

  • @Cheapgains
    @Cheapgains Рік тому +41

    I love the way dis dude always makes his videos fitin with the andrew tate clips better and better

  • @LeviHyatt-yj5ke
    @LeviHyatt-yj5ke Рік тому +122

    2:14 had me dead 💀

  • @Bojan849
    @Bojan849 8 місяців тому +21

    02:42 "He is still skinny..." 😂

  • @Garib_Man
    @Garib_Man Рік тому +9

    3:04🤣❤lmfao 😂top G slapped the grenade 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kshipra.mishra
    @kshipra.mishra 3 місяці тому +4

    this is the first time i've been able to finish a video that has this guy in it.

  • @Heiwa1928
    @Heiwa1928 Рік тому +101

    Andrew Tate is so intelligent that he thinks CPR is just giving "mouth to mouth" 😂

    • @jasygamer
      @jasygamer Рік тому +15

      The rest of cpr is still physical contact so it fits his satire

    • @SlavicWeapons
      @SlavicWeapons Рік тому +2

      it was mouth to mouth with also chest compressions they changed it only to chest compressions like last year?

  • @martinezandy15
    @martinezandy15 Рік тому +21

    Andrew is probably watching this like: that’s so me

  • @OnTrackDetailing
    @OnTrackDetailing Рік тому +2

    This is legit one of the best edits I've seen 😂

  • @munirarshad3698
    @munirarshad3698 Рік тому +33

    Everything about this video is gold

  • @thatoutlawasphaltcowboy
    @thatoutlawasphaltcowboy 4 дні тому +1

    1:00 the floating hand💀💀💀

  • @WhyAreYouGey999
    @WhyAreYouGey999 Рік тому +300

    I have no idea how ppl can hate this man he’s just too funny 😂

    • @grapearizona5477
      @grapearizona5477 Рік тому

      Man… the internet is literally just a bunch of psychos. Isn’t he a rapist?

    • @DeepdelverRamen
      @DeepdelverRamen Рік тому +28

      @@grapearizona5477 Alleged rapist . But there is no proof .

    • @NiteRacer
      @NiteRacer Рік тому

      ​@@DeepdelverRamen It was just another false character assassination attempt. The elite don't want someone teaching millions of men to work hard, resist the slave programming, and to have standards for themselves

    • @DeepdelverRamen
      @DeepdelverRamen Рік тому

      @andybirks4107 give me the proof . If there was proof I don't think they would really let him out ...

    • @freestyledre
      @freestyledre Рік тому

      ​@andybirks4107show me proof

  • @spOOky_editz.
    @spOOky_editz. 10 місяців тому +19

    "females cant fight" kills me🤣

    • @JOULE885
      @JOULE885 10 місяців тому +7

      true though😂

    • @LukasYasue
      @LukasYasue 9 місяців тому +5

      @@JOULE885 just say you dont got a girlfriend bro

    • @khalidibnelwalidd
      @khalidibnelwalidd 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@LukasYasueso boys that got gfs can understand that women☕ can fight?

    • @Niigero
      @Niigero 8 місяців тому

      ​@@LukasYasuelol

    • @Omen550
      @Omen550 3 місяці тому

      It's true asf

  • @Akemi-love
    @Akemi-love Рік тому +21

    1:00 tate was a rayman all along

  • @Spartos83
    @Spartos83 Рік тому +2

    This has been popping up on my recommended and I always ignored it but thank god I clicked this time because that was hilarious. And lmao when dude got shot at 3:05 and AT said “ I will not administer CPR if you’re not a hot chick. If you’re some fat dude and had a heart attack I will not give CPR”.😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @seifzone3601
    @seifzone3601 Рік тому +36

    This video is a masterpiece

  • @leoalgar9538
    @leoalgar9538 Рік тому +34

    0:48 nearly killed me

    • @21spyder86
      @21spyder86 Рік тому +1

      Exactly the same as you 😂😂😂

    • @Vivaldi1375
      @Vivaldi1375 8 місяців тому

      THE NOISES HE MADE 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Brutalslayer69
      @Brutalslayer69 8 місяців тому

      Omg😂😂😂

  • @yolomuhanad
    @yolomuhanad Рік тому +3

    that boom always gets me

  • @jannahhassanah
    @jannahhassanah 11 місяців тому +2

    "I'm a bad boy" got me rolling lol 💀💀

  • @imjustthere9343
    @imjustthere9343 Рік тому +15

    "I WILL NOT ADMINISTER CPR UNLESS YOU'RE A HOT FEMALE! IF YOU'RE JUST SOME FAT DUDE AND JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK, AND I DON'T REALLY KNOW YOU, YOU'RE GONNA DIE" best line ever

  • @Hesgoneandwrittenitdown
    @Hesgoneandwrittenitdown Рік тому +1

    The bit when he does the goofy impression gets me every time. Pure gold

  • @kenedys4011
    @kenedys4011 Рік тому +15

    they would use this in court

  • @awakeningEmpath
    @awakeningEmpath 3 місяці тому +1

    the trouble someone went to to create this video alone shows more creative talent than Tate ever had

  • @goranhorvat676
    @goranhorvat676 Рік тому +7

    Those are some high level editing skills😂 Love it

  • @landonovania4346
    @landonovania4346 Рік тому +227

    It's amazing how much purer and better Andrew Tate is now compared to the videos when he was an atheist.
    Like him or not he found religion, and he's changing lives.
    Admirable

    • @jamesygamesy5124
      @jamesygamesy5124 Рік тому +37

      hes still a horrible person

    • @richko
      @richko Рік тому

      cry about it@@jamesygamesy5124

    • @thecatsandmemes
      @thecatsandmemes Рік тому +13

      ​@@jamesygamesy5124who your dad

    • @jamesygamesy5124
      @jamesygamesy5124 Рік тому +6

      @@thecatsandmemes what?

    • @thecatsandmemes
      @thecatsandmemes Рік тому +6

      @@jamesygamesy5124 what???
      You said you dad was a horrible person
      He assaulted women, and was involved in women trafficking,all while selling drugs.
      He in deed was a horrible person

  • @Meandmycatchillen
    @Meandmycatchillen 10 місяців тому

    3:05 got me on the floor😂

  • @enamulhaquejoy6962
    @enamulhaquejoy6962 Рік тому +419

    I agree with Tate. I ain't saving no liberal even if he's dying.

    • @liveandlearn4445
      @liveandlearn4445 Рік тому +30

      I mean, fair enough. 😁

    • @EpicWarrior131
      @EpicWarrior131 Рік тому +14

      I hope you know Tate was just joking..

    • @liveandlearn4445
      @liveandlearn4445 Рік тому +15

      @@EpicWarrior131 so?

    • @EpicWarrior131
      @EpicWarrior131 Рік тому +6

      @@liveandlearn4445 So it's impossible to agree with someone on a position they don't actually hold

    • @abel6298
      @abel6298 Рік тому +10

      Read your bible! (KJV, preferably) ♥‎‎ ‎‎ . . .

  • @michelmm5080
    @michelmm5080 9 місяців тому +2

    "Women can't drive" killed me🤣🤣

  • @SajidShaikh-zb2gu
    @SajidShaikh-zb2gu Рік тому +7

    2:52 red bull 😂

  • @oCreiziiFR
    @oCreiziiFR 5 місяців тому

    The cpr part is pure gold ong

  • @Monk_A_jack7
    @Monk_A_jack7 Рік тому +17

    You always post the best Andrew Tate vids I like that

  • @Drushy_G
    @Drushy_G Рік тому

    Bro captain America as Andrew Tate that’s just genius 😂 lots and lots of edits from years now bro you good ❤️❤️

  • @WilsonCarefree
    @WilsonCarefree Рік тому +3

    The grenade part 🤣🤣🤣 fucking killed me

  • @mysteriousmadmonkey187
    @mysteriousmadmonkey187 7 місяців тому

    'BOOM! I'm a bad boy" got me 💀

  • @alfarouqabdulkarim3638
    @alfarouqabdulkarim3638 Рік тому +15

    "Females cant fight" is the funniest sentence ive heard this year

  • @toxicasianwok1705
    @toxicasianwok1705 3 місяці тому

    they aint ready for the big man slap "i got a big hand" 🤣

  • @gigelbecali8072
    @gigelbecali8072 Рік тому +9

    The line at the end... 👌 Reflective of his future...
    Behind bars. 👌

    • @5crb30
      @5crb30 Рік тому +4

      Keep dreaming about that🎉😂

    • @gigelbecali8072
      @gigelbecali8072 Рік тому +5

      @@5crb30 i don't need to dream... It's gonna be real. The guy snitched on himself so many times, it hurts my brain.

  • @NADAMH-c7x
    @NADAMH-c7x 3 місяці тому

    It plays Tate more than Tate him self😂😂 the i am a bad boy killed me

  • @uk4490
    @uk4490 Рік тому +7

    This was the best thing in a long time. ♥️💯

  • @kiro-fo9qg
    @kiro-fo9qg 10 місяців тому +11

    Send this to Andrew

  • @ahmadnajim4614
    @ahmadnajim4614 Рік тому

    OMG i swear dude, these last 40 seconds were INSANE, bro i died laughing HAHAHAH.

  • @matthewredding6876
    @matthewredding6876 Рік тому +12

    If andrew was a soldier, he'd be major payne😂

  • @ShredZone4o
    @ShredZone4o Рік тому

    This guy never runs on great Tate ideas

  • @tmm_2455
    @tmm_2455 Рік тому +19

    These are unreal 😂 Do Andrew Tate in John Wick please

  • @KudozZ_99
    @KudozZ_99 Рік тому +1

    “My unmatched perspicacity”

  • @unnamedseal4412
    @unnamedseal4412 Рік тому +42

    so damn iconic, thanks for the great content and making us laugh so hard from these

  • @stackocat
    @stackocat 5 місяців тому +2

    next: if andrew tate was at mcdonalds
    cashier procedes to throw him into the fryer

  • @dsd2242
    @dsd2242 Рік тому +43

    1:15-1:21 MADE ME DIE LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheBerkerker
    @TheBerkerker 6 місяців тому

    The I’m a bad boy part is crazy

  • @dominikjunior1998
    @dominikjunior1998 Рік тому +11

    Andrew tate reminds of cool and funny school days bully. 😂😂

  • @Mansour-O-Killuminati
    @Mansour-O-Killuminati 2 місяці тому

    1:20 that slap was personal 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Dolphinc
    @Dolphinc Рік тому +5

    I hope one day Andrew Tate will see this masterpiece

  • @A_Good_Boy.
    @A_Good_Boy. 9 місяців тому +2

    Fun fact: Andrew Tate has been a boxing 🥊 world champion

  • @Pvarryboing
    @Pvarryboing Рік тому +1

    The way he blow up the grenade had me dying 💀

  • @Veer.Is.Here777
    @Veer.Is.Here777 Рік тому +7

    This guy could be the perfect drill sergeant

    • @Bandera51
      @Bandera51 10 місяців тому +2

      lmao No, he wouldn't

    • @voroshilov3916
      @voroshilov3916 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Bandera51 yes he would be. Especially compared to that shitty female in the movie.

  • @samriol
    @samriol Рік тому

    The introduction was lit😂

  • @AB-iz4sr
    @AB-iz4sr 9 місяців тому +7

    Biblically accurate tate 😂

  • @JSGaming0327
    @JSGaming0327 Рік тому +1

    Hahaha Andrew Tate becomes Captain America. Great video. Keep up the great work.
    😂😂😂👏👏👏💯💯🔥🔥

  • @MissesWitch
    @MissesWitch Рік тому +6

    this couldn't be more perfect

  • @Aep.Alexanders
    @Aep.Alexanders 9 місяців тому +2

    UA-cam be paying this guy heavy 😂

    • @RealNoobMaster69
      @RealNoobMaster69  9 місяців тому +4

      Yes I’m loaded 😂

    • @Aep.Alexanders
      @Aep.Alexanders 9 місяців тому

      @@RealNoobMaster69 jealous of u my guy 😄 keep winning

  • @JoeyP946
    @JoeyP946 9 місяців тому +4

    "I might wake him up he turns out to be a liberal... No thanks!"
    lmao

  • @Dedglitch
    @Dedglitch Рік тому +1

    In the end I thought he would add women can’t fight for the thousandth time LOL😂

  • @xKamiiii
    @xKamiiii Рік тому +7

    these videos never stop lol

  • @ChanPyaeTun
    @ChanPyaeTun Місяць тому

    the best editer in the world😂😂❤

  • @AmarilloArmadillo1234
    @AmarilloArmadillo1234 Рік тому +5

    Andrew Tate in Ice Age would be hilarious. He could be Sid the sloth

  • @unsleepingaspirant
    @unsleepingaspirant 8 місяців тому

    who else was waiting for the
    dialogue "what colour your Bugatti is?" 😂
    😂

  • @creatwealth01
    @creatwealth01 Рік тому +4

    Someone please give this guy a Oscar

  • @victz283
    @victz283 Рік тому

    nah like the moment when we slammed that pole caught me off guard bruv

  • @connor43057
    @connor43057 Рік тому +3

    I love the way he used his ikido to defend against the grenade at 3:08

  • @V1Planet
    @V1Planet Рік тому

    Next we need: astronaut, dentist, soldier

  • @bgmiminecraftwala4897
    @bgmiminecraftwala4897 Рік тому +28

    0:50 😂😂

  • @kyvanthrone
    @kyvanthrone 2 місяці тому

    This is fucking gold mate 😂

  • @vladnikazz
    @vladnikazz Рік тому +3

    It gets better with each video

  • @LiterallyJohnnySilverhand
    @LiterallyJohnnySilverhand Рік тому

    The glazing is absolutely wild.

  • @akibalan2861
    @akibalan2861 Рік тому +10

    Thanks. This one really made me laugh. " Who else do you see walking around here with a genius IQ with muscles like mine?" Still laughing as I write this.😂❤❤❤

  • @llewellynjameskinnaird2741
    @llewellynjameskinnaird2741 6 місяців тому

    They ain't ready for the big man slap 😂😂😂

  • @bo6aone930
    @bo6aone930 Рік тому +3

    1:08 That is perfect 😂

  • @ErickHernandez-jw8kr
    @ErickHernandez-jw8kr Рік тому

    Broooo keep this videos coming ! This shit is hilarious !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Livingluxury91
    @Livingluxury91 Рік тому +4

    Andrew's push ups are hilarious💀

  • @morin1997
    @morin1997 Рік тому +1

    video editing is pro level :D