*waves hand* “You don’t want to sell me deathsticks” “I don’t want to sell you deathsticks” “You want to go home and rethink your life” “I want to go home and rethink my life”
There’s a difference between participating in politics and trying to maintain the current government to stop an almost definitely evil authoritarian regime.
Dan Wells Bloody racists think that the whole UK have the same accent. Mind you, he would need subtitles if Obi Wan spoke Scots English like Rab C nesbitt. And me.
LemonZ ToTheZ it is a British accent. Posh British, but British all the same. Big Ewan is from the Edinburgh direction, capitol city of Scotland and therefore a British city. Loads of ppl talk like that, particularly Jocks (Scots) when talking to non-Jocks (rest of the world). And, lets face it, Obi Wan is one of the positives of the prequals.
TheFunFantasy Obi-Wan is being sarcastic. You get the idea that Anakin is a huge show-off who likes to take risks, so every landing is rough and maybe even almost a brush with death.
***** He just doesn't fit the part of a character who basically sits around discussing politics and making decisions about the Jedi Order. He would me much more in his element if he were out on the battlefield fighting or duelling with the one of the most powerful Sith of all times. Which we do get to see in the other two but of course not the Phantom Menace. I like seeing Mace in battle much more than in his red council chair.
Malcolm Mehaffey that actually fits windu's character. As a Jedi, windu had a desire to fight. This made him an extremely proficient warrior. Casting an actor who is more comfortable with action scenes than political scenes helps drive home to the audience windu's passion for combat I think
You forgot some "You were right about one thing master, the negotiations are short" "Wait a minute how did this happen, we're smarter than this" "Your new empire?" "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground"
*complement To compliment someone is different, it means to give them a compliment. The verb you want is to "complement", which is to add to and enhance each other.
The deathstick guy went back home to rethink his life, after hours of deliberation he decided he didn't want to be a drug dealer anymore but instead he would go back to law school and finish his degree, marry a nice decent woman and live a calm and stable life in a lake house in naboo. And so he flushed all his stash down the toilet... six weeks later he was found dead by his landowner, killed by the kingpin of coruscants underworld for not paying the monthly quota he owed.
Obi-wan:”If u will strike me down I shall become more powerful than u can imagine” Vader: heh whatever **kills obi-wan** Obi-wan: _annoys darts vader for eternity by becoming a force ghost until vader commits suicide_
I have that headcanon. Ghost Kenobi would haunt Vader randomly appearing to scream "Hello There!" and saying "Another Happy landing" everytime Vader is landing somewhere
+Tubs of Blue '12 I was going to say that, but I was sure someone already had. Sure enough! It's one of his most quotable lines. Laced with perfect sarcasm!
3:36 this is what star wars is all about. Memorable scenes, memorable story, well-written characters, John Williams music, Climactic moments, and overall pure greatness.
Anonymous Account “At least you’re a master at getting caught” “We crashed the ship your way” “When I cut you in half, I should’ve aimed for your neck instead” “Red’s not my color”
I think Lucas foreshadowed Anakin's fate with the Sith in the Prequels. What do you think?
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I agree
What? You mean someone new i was gonna turn into a sith before i did it?
Indeed, but clone wars makes his turn more believable with ahsoka
Nah
@@Wagonmaker You are on this council, but you have not been granted the rank of Master.
When they miss several key one-liners:
"Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete"
Oh, of course I know him. He's me.
When the person commenting under a video has a valid argument:
"It's over Anakin, I have the highground."
You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them, bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness !
The negotiations were short.
I will do what I must
When they leave out “How did this happen, we’re smarter than this”:
*How did this happen, we’re smarter than this!*
Kai Christensen Apparently not.
What about "it's over Anakin, I have the high ground!" The most well known Wan liner.
"it's over Anakin I have the high-ground!" and "Well then you are lost!" don't show up either
*impossible! perhaps the archives are incomplete*
The video hasn't been rereleased with all the wan liners
"The negotiations were short"
Perhaps the archives are incomplete
“Oh no, I’m not brave enough for politics.”
3 drinks later...
*Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to Democracy!*
Paul Mann IV you wanna buy some death sticks?
*waves hand* “You don’t want to sell me deathsticks”
“I don’t want to sell you deathsticks”
“You want to go home and rethink your life”
“I want to go home and rethink my life”
“She seems to be on top of things”
Anakin Chancler Palpatine is evil!
There’s a difference between participating in politics and trying to maintain the current government to stop an almost definitely evil authoritarian regime.
“Why do I get the feeling you’re gonna be the death of me”
*FORESHADOWING*
It's easy when you write prequels.
It's not foreshadowing
*Forceshadowing
Hardly foreshadowing when it’s already happened
Aftershadowing
“ _Not to worry, we are still flying_ *half* _a ship_ “
MadJaster gets me every time lol
What I said when some lines were missing
That's what reylos say when rey refuses Ben's hand 😂
He was right on the money it was “another happy landing” 😁
Modern Star Wars in a nutshell.
I just now realized that 'Hello there' was one of his lines before the prequels.
Same, I’m so dumb
Btw nice Johnny
Chronologically Grievous still has the upper hand.
TheTsukuyomiLight same
Just now?
Yeah
"So uncivilised" said in that British accent gets me every time
Posh as fuck!
*English accent
Dan Wells Bloody racists think that the whole UK have the same accent. Mind you, he would need subtitles if Obi Wan spoke Scots English like Rab C nesbitt. And me.
LemonZ ToTheZ it is a British accent. Posh British, but British all the same. Big Ewan is from the Edinburgh direction, capitol city of Scotland and therefore a British city. Loads of ppl talk like that, particularly Jocks (Scots) when talking to non-Jocks (rest of the world). And, lets face it, Obi Wan is one of the positives of the prequals.
Scottish, you mean!
_Hello There_
Obi-Wan Kenobi General Kenobi!!!!
1:54
Hi
General Kenobi you are a bold one
Oh it's you.
Nobody is talking about one of the greatest Obi Wan lines of all time:
“You were right about one thing, master. The negotiations were short”
“What about Padmé?”
“She seems to be on top of things” lmao
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
she pregnant y'know
Little did he know later that night anakin would be on top of her
@@elsaanna4711 nope. She was on top of things. If you know what I mean.
Varg Virkens anakin is a fucking bottom. what a loser
Why do I get the feeling your going to be the death of me?
Stick with that feeling obi wan
*waves* You don't want to sell me Death Sticks.
I don't want to sell you Death Sticks
it should be: Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the eternal life as a force spirit of me?
i found the words death and stick
you want to go home and rethink your life
you have the words 'death' and 'stick' in your comment... so, you wanna buy some death sticks?
Can we get all 9 Star Wars movies playing at the same time but they’re all synchronized when someone says “I have a bad feeling about this”
Splash Of Azure Disney would copyright strike that to oblivion
Sorry but unfortunately, episode 8 does not have that line
I believe there's a try of this, but without the sync.
KyMa B. Rian Johnson said BB 8 says it
@@SomeRandomGuy789 Pretty sure Ryan said it so people wouldn't jump to his neck for not including it.
What about "You were right about one thing master, the negotiations were short"
MegaTektite
*Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan looking at each other in awkward silence*
Also missing: I HAVE THE HIGH GRUOND
+Kampf Kartoffel du bist auch hier alter du bist überall
Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete.
But what about droid attack on the Wookies?
When "Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete." doesn't show up in the video
*Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete.*
As Iam more and more thinking about it... I feel like it was intentional... Like a real easter egg to an incomplete archives
@@martinezz8268 Nah, he also forgot; ''You were right about one thing, master. The negotiations were short.''
Ironic
There's no high ground :(
Well you were right about one thing. The negotiations were short
I was here for “it’s over Anakin I have the high ground”
Mr Abootoo same
@@squidward1224 you're lucky they included it
”You underestimate my power!”
@@ZeroWolf2322 don't try it
Actually it's two sentences so automatically a two-liner.
you can tell the entire star wars story in obi wan one liners.
you spelled "wan liners" wrong
Obi ONE liners ;)
“Calm down aniken” there are the prequels
"Oh I dont think so"
Actually not, you will miss a lot of movies...
Can't believe you didn't include:
"We came here to rescue you."
"Good job"
That was my favourite line
@@ieuannicol6283 yeah, it really shows obi-wan's character.
"You were right about one thing, master: The negotiations were short."
What about the youtube attack on the high ground?
@@mikessykora1862 what about it?
I love the fact that the first line Ben Kenobi says in A New Hope is “Hello there”
It's crazy how well Ewan McGregor channeled Alec Guiness for this role.
His accent is not posh enough
oldcowbb If anything it’s too posh, Guinness had a slight Scottish twang to his voice in Hope.
He even has the same facial features
@@tsukopara2054 which is kinda funny considering Ewan is Scottish
So many memes should not be channeled in just one person.
He has too much power. Unlimited power.
Felix C Hello there
He has the High Ground
Unlimited Power
@@felixm8733 general kenobi!
The fact this isn’t a complete list makes me think that in reality everything Obi Wan has ever said is a quotable one liner.
Everything you said is true, from a certain point of view
"Another happy landing."
Entry Fragger my favorite one
I loved that line, it gets me everytime.
1:45
why is it so funny tho? i am not a native english speaker so maybe i dont understand some kind of reference behind it
TheFunFantasy Obi-Wan is being sarcastic. You get the idea that Anakin is a huge show-off who likes to take risks, so every landing is rough and maybe even almost a brush with death.
One of the best actors from the prequels
Rithrius What do you mean?
***** Why was he out of his element? Because he never said muthafucka?
***** He just doesn't fit the part of a character who basically sits around discussing politics and making decisions about the Jedi Order. He would me much more in his element if he were out on the battlefield fighting or duelling with the one of the most powerful Sith of all times. Which we do get to see in the other two but of course not the Phantom Menace. I like seeing Mace in battle much more than in his red council chair.
Malcolm Mehaffey that actually fits windu's character. As a Jedi, windu had a desire to fight. This made him an extremely proficient warrior. Casting an actor who is more comfortable with action scenes than political scenes helps drive home to the audience windu's passion for combat I think
Malcolm Mehaffey I'm sick of these motherfucking Sith in this motherfucking Senate!
“What about Padmé!”
“She seems to be on top of things”
And then you just hear him giggling to himself
Audrey the cat nerd 0:48 😂🤣
“Only a Sith deals in absolutes” ... a pretty morally absolutist statement when you think about it.
It shows the hypocrisy of the Jedi order
66 likes... perfect.
He only came to that statement after understanding that Anakin deals is absolutes sooo
Zoe Kin It’s a stupid line that can be interpreted as a clever one if you overthink it, like a lot of famous Star Wars quotes.
Which makes the german version better. Translated back to English, it is "Only a Sith deals in NOTHING BUT absolutes."
You forgot some
"You were right about one thing master, the negotiations are short"
"Wait a minute how did this happen, we're smarter than this"
"Your new empire?"
"It's over Anakin, I have the high ground"
Alakazam03 isn’t the second one a Palpatine quote?
Faze Lays No. Obi-Wan says, “...we’re smarter than this”, then Palpatine says, “Apparently not.”
Alakazam03 Also:
“Anakin, my alleigance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
forgive me
Faze Lays Haha, it’s fine. I often forget some of the most popular Obi-Wan Liners, such as the ones in the battle of Geonosis.
0:38
Is it me or does it sound like he’s saying: “YAH YEET”
He does.
Btw it's Boba's Death sound in lego star wars: the complete saga too
2 B 4 U you mean Jango Fett, Bobas is more of a groan
@@esist2wild boba does a manly groan
Yes
YAA YEET
You know the video is going to be good when you see the title is a pun
This is where the fun begins.
@@Na11441 this is where the puns begin
Obi wan Punobi
He can go about his business
You know the video is going to be good when the title has Obi Wan
"Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter, than this."
Metalhead1997 I say patience.
Oh, I dont think so
Apparently not
Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan has to be one of the best casting choices ever made.
Alec Guinness and Ewan McGregor compliment each other perfectly.
Yeah, they do. Only now it's Obi Tooh Kenobi.
*complement
To compliment someone is different, it means to give them a compliment. The verb you want is to "complement", which is to add to and enhance each other.
@@MarkHogan994 I swear I've learned this in grade 4
@@gemyellow It's one letter, people make typos, sometimes it's even autocorrect
@@MarkHogan994 I'm not a native english speaker and I've known this somehow without ever thinking about the one letter difference
What about "I have the high ground"
That's close to Obi-Wan's most famous quote too!
If you strike me down i shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
that's the force of high ground
Eli is this for jokes sake or just you mean it
Eli do I still rank up to master
As if you missed out
"I'm here to rescue you"
"good job"
Obi wan is easily the best thing about the prequels
What about Sheev?
What about John Williams?
What about the droid attack on the Wookiees?
The lightsaber fight scenes?
Yes, Obi Wan is better then all of those.
@John Smith What? The movies are a sunstantial improvement over the original 3 films
Qui Gonn
I still wonder who willingly smokes something called a death stick
Subtle, I know.
Pupper because they already went home to rethink their life
A space crackhead?
I mean if you are the kind of person who does drugs knowing it will kill you it being called, "death sticks" aren't really much of a concern.
Cade Skywalker loves em
“Who’s the bigger fool? The fool, or the fool who follows him?”
Ewan McGregor is exceptional.
LemonZ ToTheZ The actor who plays Obi Wan...
Alec guinness too
Ewan did an amazing job of sounding like young Alex tbh.
*alec
Was about to say this. He did an excellent job.
The "we're still flying half a ship" line was actually really funny. The rest are just likable because Ewan and Alec are so likable.
QuickQuackReviews nother happpy landing
Just "likeable"? So uncivilized
That one is my favorite one
Any crash you walk away from is a good landing.
it is so funny
"Only a sith deals in absolutes"
Hey uh buddy, *that's an absolute*
Ironic
The German adaptation is way better, there he says: "Only a sith knows nothing but extremes" which makes far more sense.
I feel like kenobi is just using ‘absolutes’ as a synonym for ‘in black and white’ (as though there are always more than two sides to a situation)
@@juliusgolomb7092 yes. Another time when synchronisation is better than the original.
Speaking in absolutes is not dealing in them.
Lucasfilms: *proposes a Kenobi film without Ewan McGregor*
The entire fandom: Oh, I don't think so.
"Hello There"
Hello there
Buizel With A Portal Gun *earrape shrek* OH HELLO THERE
pizza time...
Hello there
You better be in Red Dead Redemption ll
“Not to worry we are still flying half a ship”
Me when life is burning in front of me
"Do you have a Plan B?"
*I love this man*
Everyone talks about 1:54 but no one wants to mention the OG “hello there” at 2:27
I love obi wan !!
Lol
Technically the 1:54 is the og one
Call me Charlie but it really aint
@@issan4425 Chronologically it is.
1:53 Easily the best Obi-Wan liner of the whole saga.
Short and simple.
You missed "how did this happen, we're smarter than this." How did this happen, we're smarter than this!
ISWYDT.
apparently not
obiwan did that deathsticks guy a favor
The deathstick guy went back home to rethink his life, after hours of deliberation he decided he didn't want to be a drug dealer anymore but instead he would go back to law school and finish his degree, marry a nice decent woman and live a calm and stable life in a lake house in naboo. And so he flushed all his stash down the toilet... six weeks later he was found dead by his landowner, killed by the kingpin of coruscants underworld for not paying the monthly quota he owed.
Maybe he finished his law degree in order to eventually join the Galactic Senate and settle in Alderaan?
@@alphamikeomega5728 Alderaan? Why would he want to settle in an asteroid and sand and dust cloud?
@@admiralackbar6490 That got me to real life tears... well done sir.
@@admiralackbar6490 In a Princess Leia comic, the deathstick guy can be seen in the background with his daughter visiting a museum :')
0:20
“Why do I get the feeling you’re going to be the death of me”
THE FORESHADOWING DOE
''Let me see your identification''
''You want to go home and rethink your life''
Sassiest Jedi in the galaxy
"what about padme?"
"she seems to be on top of things"
"padme is on top of the pillar"
'Nother happy landing.
Not 'er happy landing.
Not a happy landing.
Nut her hap pee landink
Not a*
“Not to worry, we’re still flying half a ship”
4:12
Even after death, Obi-Wan still can't bury his feelings
Towards Yoda...
Obi-wan: "I do hope he doesn't try anything foolish."
*Kicks Jango off a platform with his hand ties and strapped to Jango*
Obi-wan: "Oh not good...."
"Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?"
Hmmmm.
Adude601 Anakin to Palpatine: His fate will be the same as ours.
All three died on a Death Star
DavidtheWavid so thats why it's called death star
You wanna buy some Death Stars?
@@JackOfen Oh, stick them!
Furry
Lmao this nigga got one liners even when he dead
I love "hello there", "your move" and "oh I don't think so" so much
Obi wans most iconic line "I have the high ground" was completely left out...
Imposible, perhaps the archives are incomplete
@@gasuxaxancogarcia6230 If a meme is not on the archives, it simply does not exist
"It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!
He left out the "its over anakin i have the high ground"
This is outrageous.Its UNFAIR
Not to worry we're still flying half a ship
Bubbles the Penguin lol, star trek beyond
0:37 and here I was wondering how LEGO Jango Fett got his death sound...
YA YEET
When you realise obi wans first ever line in the originals is “ HELLO THERE”
Young obiwan: "Why do i get the feeling your going to be the death of me"
old obiwan: "Trust your feelings"
me: Spoilers.
Obi-wan:”If u will strike me down I shall become more powerful than u can imagine”
Vader: heh whatever **kills obi-wan**
Obi-wan: _annoys darts vader for eternity by becoming a force ghost until vader commits suicide_
I have that headcanon. Ghost Kenobi would haunt Vader randomly appearing to scream "Hello There!" and saying "Another Happy landing" everytime Vader is landing somewhere
He could also traumatice Vader by constantly appearing on higher grounds shouting: "It's over Anakin, I have the high-ground!"
@@onstable3184 holy crap poor vader... But wouldnt that make obi more evil then the sith
Ghost Obi Nappa
That'd be amazing to see
That's pretty much what happens in Robot Chicken, when Jar Jar becomes a force ghost
"let go luke"
*lets go of steering wheel*
*crashes into the wall*
3:41
lol "Only a sith deals in absolutes." is an absolute...
But it's not a deal, that's the thing
Eliot HELLO THERE.
In Spanish is better, he says "Only a Sith is so radical in it's decisions"
How did this happen we're smarter than this?
@@batmank234 that still makes no sense.
How do you miss "Good Job"? How?
Tubs of Blue '12 good call my young Padawan...
+Tubs of Blue '12 I was going to say that, but I was sure someone already had. Sure enough! It's one of his most quotable lines. Laced with perfect sarcasm!
He also missed "You were right about one thing master, the negociations were short"
not to mention "whose a bigger fool: the fool, or the fool who follows him?"
A N I M E
N
I
M
E
Ewan had way to much fun with Revenge of The Sith.
What about "Who's more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows him?"
Totally Accurate History your comment is right before another that says the same thing for me XD which of you is the fool?
Totally Accurate History, Hitler and his genocidal masses.
Where's "I Have The High Ground"?
Oh it was too high so he couldnt reach it
This is why Obi wan is one of my favorite Star Wars characters
1:47 when the entire class is having a political war so you just stay quiet
Yes so true
There are no mistakes only happy accidents.
Ryan Jets Cool, I'm a happy accident.
Another happy landing.
Technically Obi Wan’s first ever words in star wars is “hello there”
arguably the best 4:14 seconds of my life
Ryan Coulson thank you! I appreciate it!
You forgot "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
"It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!"
How could you forget about that one? The archives are incomplete.
You missed "Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to DEMOCRACY!"
No "You must go to the Degobah system?"
"I want to go home and rethink my life" is severely underrated
"why do i have a feeling you're going to be the death of me"
FatherVEV0
Stick with that feeling, Obi Wan.
They cut off the “General Kenobi” when he said “Hello there.”
This is a crime
"You were right about one thing master: the lines I said were short"
When you realize that there is something missing:
*Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete*
3:36 this is what star wars is all about. Memorable scenes, memorable story, well-written characters, John Williams music, Climactic moments, and overall pure greatness.
When “the negotiations were short” weren’t in the video.
“Impossible perhaps the archives are incomplete”
im dissapointed there is no "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground"
It's over Anakin, I'm over Anakin!
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"
Obi Wan is a Sith confirmed
Dude. You literally forgot 2 of his best prequel quotes.
“I will do what I must”
And
“It’s over Anakin, I have the high grounds”
Well perhaps the archives were incomplete.
@@daphnejyothi4795only a Jedi old have erased a part of the archives....hmm......
You missed 6 seasons worth.
WoofingWolfy Clone Wars Wan Liners were the best.
*I LIKE YOUR NEW LEGS, THEY MAKE YOU LOOK TALLER*
Alicia Qu "This is Ben"
"Hello there"
"Now that was impressive"
I fell from the top of a building I could've died"
Anonymous Account
“At least you’re a master at getting caught”
“We crashed the ship your way”
“When I cut you in half, I should’ve aimed for your neck instead”
“Red’s not my color”
Alicia Qu "And you thought this meeting would be boring"
"Master Qui Gon, how are you here?"
Anakin: What about Padme?
Ben: She seems to be on top of things.
**comedic drum solo**
You forget my favourite one : "I have the high ground"
“Oh dear”
- General Obi Wan Kenobi
I base my entire life on that quote
“Why do I get the feeling you’re going to be the death of me”
Never noticed this line till now lol
3:51 Yeeeeaah, let's not kid ourselves, he flat out lied to Luke.
"Well of course I know him. He's me."
Obi Wan Liners = Obi "one" Liners.
You clever son of a bitch. You get a like for that
Thank you!
SupremeHunter pun was not that impressive... good vid tho :)
wow you must be a genius
it doesnt take a genius to recognize it
Nice profile pic
"In my experience there is no such thing as luck"
That coming Obi-Wan is the probably his trollest moment.