MADAME WEB: It's a Movie! | Breakroom Movie Review
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- Опубліковано 26 лип 2024
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Madame Web is out and boy... is it out for people to watch. Join Erik Voss, Jordan Morris and Producer Evan as they discuss and review Madame Web!
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Host: Erik Voss
Host: Jordan Morris
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00:00 - Preview
00:29 - Intro
01:58 - Script: Is this the WORST part of the movie?
17:20 - Acting: Dakota Johnson, love her or hate her?
26:32 - Visuals: They're visualizing!
33:05 - Direction
40:58 - Sound
50:22 - Final Score
51:40 - Outro
#thebreakroom #newrockstars #madameweb - Розваги
Roses are red, Our fates are tied, He was in the Amazon with my mom researching spiders right before she died
Lmfao excuse me😂😂😂😂
So accurate 😂😂😂
@@rashadjones definitely can’t argue with it! 😂🤷🏾♂️
beautiful😢
Beautiful!
I’ve never heard Eric be so mean before….i think I like it😈
Voss really said “it’s was so bad, I want to give you a zero, but that’s not possible, so I give you a one”
I love Erik and he was the reason I became a NR subscriber. But I do love it when we get Erik outside the blue dungeon. He is very calm and respectful.
Now I’m imagining what a Good Mythical Morning episode would look like if Erik guest starred in it
Please god no GMM is sacred
@@aaddddiissoonnlol, what a weird comment.
What I found funny was how fast Cassandra got to NYC from Peru. 🤣
Right!?! Or how she was born an orphan in the Amazon and amazingly ended up in the foster system in NYC! 🤨 way too many holes in this script
Spider powers
@@LLdancingT I did question how she got her citizenship 😅😅
She said she'd be gone a week. Whats funny is how shes a wanted criminal and managed to flee the country...and get back. Without anyone including Gods eye Jr noticing.
@@SlayKage81Biden let her
Not “It’s a Movie”. Thts all I need to know lol
you guys are being so nice, did you see screencrush's take? lmaoo
Exactly 😂😂 He did NOT hold back
Craziest part was how they retconned Cassandra Web's power to basically become Dominic Torreto 😒
Its all about Family.
It’s so hilarious that Erik is trying to be so polite and watch his words with THIS movie but Loki episode 2 got all kinds of unnecessary smoke when it came out. I want the same amount of smoke for something that actually deserves it.
I mean this is the first time he has ever given a 0. So I feel this was very honestly harsh for Erik.
Isn’t the whole plot that the bad spider-man is afraid that these ladies will kill him by trowing him out of a window, but then literally jumps to the ground from the 30th floor himself and is fine
In the vision. They took his spider. Hes looking for it while rocking grey streaks. Remember he should be the same age as Cassies mom. So its clear taking his spider stole his powers
Same writer as Morbius.....oh I get it now.
That told me all I needed to know ……..
Yea Sony re-hired them after that smash hit
"Can we give zeros?" I love the honesty
Just got back from the theater. PERFECT TIMING!!
You paid to see it?? How was it for you?
@@Lillian.Gao. I enjoyed it because I went in with low expectations. I also just like going to the movie theater. There were only 8 other people in my theater it was mostly empty
@@jk5kwastakenI’m the same way I enjoy going to the movie and it was actually good until she left them in the woods then everything crumbled lol . 5 outta 10
Favorite joke is in the train station, Sydney is worried that they don’t have tickets😂
Erik has SUCH a great point about ageism in Hollywood. I mean, they have so many men in their 40s/50s in the MCU, and the leading women are in their 20s/30s. I would be ALL for an older female lead!
Jordan looks like a weird mix between knock off Jack Black and knock off Danny Masterson. Now you’ll never unsee that.
I was between Nick Offerman in the Last of Us and Jack Black
Zack Galaf
Sounds a lot like discount Quentin Taritino....
More Britney trivia: Toxic was released as single in February 2004 😂 the accompanying album was released in November 2003 😅
I really enjoyed this film but I remember when it was announced and rumoured to be a terminator style movie where Madame Webb sends a team of Spider-People back in time to protect baby Peter parker and like .. that would've slapped
Script f'ed up the movie
I didnt even care for that plot but I much would have preferred the rumored plot then what they finalized and put in theaters now. Its clear the studio interfered so much, its barely anything 😅
It was even worse than this review. Don't sugar coat it. Terrible movie. End of story.
Were you high or drunk when you watched Madam Web ? lol
YAY!!!
Erik is in the BREAKROOM!!!!!
Can always count on him showing up when he doesn't like something 😅
i’m 42 seconds in and i already know this is gonna be a banger video from erik yelling “it’s brittney f***ing spears!!!!” and the new movie review graphic!!
Honestly, psychic ambulance driver sounds like a great movie…and then BAM post credit scene, Peter Parker is born. I fixed it for you Sony
"Visuals: they are visualising"😂😂😂😂
The true marvel zombie is the SPUMC due to that archaic contract.
Imagine if Toyota offered you free car parts and repairs for life on 2 conditions: It has to be the same car, and every 2 years you have to crash it into a pizza hut...
I GOT MY FREAKIN JELLY BEANS TODAY!! 🎉 they’re really good! Happy to support you guys!
Jordan! Glad to see him here :)
This reluctance to place blame for these awful movies due to being seen as “mean” on the internet today is ruining film criticism and it’s also why we keep getting so much crap directed and written by people with a history of directing and writing crap.
Well this is the access media so of course they wont say anything bad because they need their access to stay relevant. There's plenty of real critics that will call out the bad writing, directing and acting in movies though.
Off topic, go buy some of those JellyBelly beans! I just finished a bag and they were delicious!!!!
I genuinely loved the scene where she thought she might be able to climb on walls, great physical comedy from dakota
“This song is going to be huge!”
A moment later: “I know you know all the words!”
I’m proud of y’all for keeping it 100 % and not being afraid to give a honest opinion about a bad movie .. just wish Jess was there so she could explain some of those scores lol
I hope the people who treated the Marvels unfairly realize how good of a female led cast we had in that movie and how it came together in comparison to the poorly engineered Madame Webb cast and storyline.
They could have even gone for a "Dead Zone" vibe. An ordinary guy trapped by fate unfairly so the audience can empathize with him to a point.
Madame Web felt like it was edited by a UA-camr. Quick cuts, crossing the 180, not letting ANY of the dialogue breathe, just absolute chaos.
I don't understand anyone's power sets in the movie. Is Ezekiel similar to our basic Spider-Man? Then why doesn't he have a spider sense? Cassandra's powers are different than spider people's but imo they're very vague. Can someone please just explain the individual powers of all the main characters (including the three girls) according to the comics? I'm very VERY confused.
I didn’t know Jordan was here! Great to see him on another one of my favorite channels.
Regarding giving a 0, if you don’t allow it then your scale is 20-100 rather than 0-100 so a final score of 42 is ~28%
Perfect timing! Great panel and great content. Now THIS is what I’m talking about !! 🔥🔥
The Green Lantern slander needs to end. On rewatch it really holds up.
0:44 This whole exchange was so wholesome
As a first responder myself some parts of the movie made me angry. 😅
Set in the past, Madame Web sets up a sequel to take place in the present, featuring Melanie Griffith as a more mature version of the character.
Technically that's not a good CPR because you need to actually breathe into the airway. That was eating me the whole time
hope Madame Web becomes a massive meme, which tricks Sony into re-releasing it in theatres like they did with Morbius
YAY!!!!! Erik on the BreakRoom!!! THANKS!!!!!
A Better Story still doesn't make me want to pay to see a Madame Web movie or a Spidergirl movie😂😂😂
Not going to watch this movie but was very entertaining watching you all critique it 😂 thanks for saving me the trouble
This felt like a superhero Final Destination
Love the breakdown! Hate you guys for making those jelly beans look good. i just ordered the big jar!
it makes me laugh so much imagining them dancing in that dinner to complete silence lmaooooo
If they introduce Knull, they will ruin him so bad and I’m so upset. 😭
I understand where the disappointment comes from. But you need to understand the message the director wants to give. The theme to the movie is beautiful and as a first responders I feel very proud we are being recognized. Not all heroes wear capes.
Chillin like a villain with that 03 feelin 😂
That snap zoom at the end where she says they werent you nightmare but me, all 10 ppl in my theater LAUGHED so fucking hard, also every scene where they were driving the EMT was laughably horrible, why they treating it like a fast and furious movie? There are tv shows that have made following an ambulance way more interesting
Lmao let's go! You guys are always nice about your reviews but I really hope you cook the shit out of this atrocity
I'm glad you guys recognize that Venom wasnt that good but it worked.
“Don’t do anything dumb I meant it !! DONT DO DUMB THINGS!”😂🤣💀
It was a good time in a, “well that happened” type of way! I would watch it again! Dakota was really funny throughout, especially during the baby shower and the smile at the end. It had me cackling.
eric voss really does love showing up when it's time to shit on a project.......
4 Non Blondes don't have a song called "Wake Up." They do have one called "What's Up"
It seems at this point sony doesn't care about making good movies as long they still have the Spider-man movie rights. It also seem they rather lose money than lose the Spider-man movie rights. Movies like Madame Web and Morbius will pretty much hurt Kraven and maybe Venom 3 as well at the box office. Seeing how bad those movies are people are not going to see Kraven and Venom 3 because of it. Sony might panic and decide to make Kraven PG-13 so more people would see it in theaters and get some money back.
!00% this. Let Sony keep the video game rights, and the rights to the animated fils. But give the live action to Marvel
It's certainly one of the movies of all time.
I thought I was having a aneurysm watching this movie, then I realized I was
1:57 Voss' reaction here says it all....🤣
Edit: 2:08 it doesn't get any better than that reaction after hearing morbius...😂🤣😂
I was literally just thinking.Probably good not to have blue chew on the table 32:59 😂😂😂😂
I thought as I watched it she was going to be like Loki and time slip.. thought she was eventually going to go back and redo the beginning but then realized she's having premonitions and only gets to relive it twice.. idk weird movie
Always nice to see Randy on the show
Its nice to see Voss let em have it
We should all file a joint lawsuit, for that movie being so bad!
Man this was great LOL. Movie got a well deserved roasting hahah
My only issue with this movie was how did she drive through an ad into evil Spiderman? The ad wasn't ground level. Second time she hit him with a vehicle. Otherwise, I liked it.
I wonder if Marvel has the power to tell Sony to get rid of the Marvel logo at the start of these shit movies since they don't want people to believe they had anything to do with these Sony Spiderman films? 🤣
You made me realize somthing, you said that the movie legitimately tought you CPR, but CPR in 2003 tought 15 chest compressions to 2 breaths. (Not continuous cheat compressions.) Your welcome.
Tagline for this movie should've been "A villain you will start to root for during the movie".
Should have casted Lin Shaye should have been perfect.
I am sad at how many people hate this awesome movie! I really loved this one!
Probably the only person lol
Guess Sony didn't need a tax write off. This got released but Batgirl didn't
This panel was a real treat
A.I. can absolutely do a better job than the people who wrote Madame Web.
I’d LOVE yalls take on that live action Dragonball Evolution
-10/5
That guy in the middle really reminds me of Cotton Candy Randy
I wish Eric was as honest more often. This film is just depressingly poor
I’m wondering if this started out as a Spider-Woman movie and they didn’t know which to use. Maybe like his Karate Kid idea. They just turned the Madame Web part of it up. I can see Johnson as Jessica Drew. Maybe Web started out like the Patrick Stewart Prof. X. They then eliminate her and merge the role with Drew so she can be in on the action because they need the psychic. Which, if you think about it, is just a stronger spider-sense.
Okay, just going by this review. I’m starting to be convinced she might have been Jessica Drew. She sounds like she was meant to be the established Spider-Woman sent out to save these future spider women by Madame Web. She’s a loner type that’s not good with people and has to learn to connect. In the comics Web was like a psychic monitoring system for a government agency and Drew was a SHIELD agent. Uniform downgrade and now she’s a paramedic. The girls might have been pre-teens (kid with picture) that were aged up because they merged Web and Drew and she needs older girls to bounce lines off of. Wow that would have been a better movie…
I just realized this. Thats Cotton Candy Randy, right?
From the reviews I’ve seen, seems like you basically got the movie in the trailer. Anything we really missed if we’re not gonna watch it?
Whisper sweet nothings into Eric’s ear lol
Have a panel with erik voss and coy!!!!
I never watch these but the movie left me with so many questions had to come watch
ERIC VOSS MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️
Yeah they should have made Madame Web older , that would make me see the movie. Also Dakota Johnson did the 50 shades of grey ?! Those movies were not good the books were better
Madame Web sequel where is connected to Beyond the spiderverse
Legit Madame Web should have been casted as the older woman we know.. I go with Glen Close ... pick one Spider Character and have her mentor... As a huge Spider-Man fan... Having a ton of Spider people before Parker was born takes away from Spider-Man's Uniqueness ...
Dakota Johnson also made the worst version of an Austen novel I've ever seen - although I didn't last until the end - Netflix's take on Persuasion. Austen fans slaughtered it.
To the comments saying that this review is too kind: hating superhero movies is so popular and overdone now with all the yelling, so these guys are presenting a logical justification for the bad review.
I take all my insults about The Marvels back.
JORDAN AND ERIK TOGETHER LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I LOVE EVAN TOOO
Cotton candy randy?
So I have worked in long term health care for 20 years and I have to tell you that there a lot of EMTs that act a lot like Dakota Johnson in this movie. They rarely have bed side manners and there are many who seem like they absolutely hate their job. Not to mention, they hate anyone who is on the Nursing Staff at many hospitals and other health care facilities. So yeah, I don’t believe this movie is too far off from that truth lol. 😂
I think Sydney Sweeney could still 100% rock the role she was given it's sad. I think Adam Scott could easily play another uncle Ben I would have loved that
I honestly would like to know if Sony is aware of how terrible their Spider-Man live action Universe movies are? It feels like they are making these just so they can keep the rights. The studio execs are going to blame the failure of this film on comic book fatigue or something, when in reality it's because it's a terrible film. Sony is wanting to build up their Spider-Man universe without any real direction and it's a jumbled mess. Wish they would give the rights to Marvel so they can build out that world.