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  • The National Park Service has guidelines for brown bears, black bears, and polar bears, but Conan wonders how he should react to a koala bear.
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  • @ThatsOnYoutube
    @ThatsOnYoutube 3 місяці тому +538

    I blast Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend podcasts when I hike. No bear attacks, but a lot of jealous Kevin Nealon attacks.

    • @austinado16
      @austinado16 3 місяці тому +7

      😉lol... I see what you did there!

    • @ThatsOnYoutube
      @ThatsOnYoutube 3 місяці тому +23

      @@AstroBear11 Mediocre Witt is my favorite country music star!

    • @rickyd-lux9067
      @rickyd-lux9067 3 місяці тому +9

      You mean Jay Leno, who also takes over the campsite that was reserved for Conan.

    • @florete2310
      @florete2310 3 місяці тому +5

      Was he following you around, slurping a giant drink through a straw??

    • @christophertownsend3820
      @christophertownsend3820 3 місяці тому +5

      If Conan is walking in the woods it is with or because of Kevin lmao

  • @ssellers5114
    @ssellers5114 3 місяці тому +94

    "Definitely don't lay down and spread your legs" was so damn quick.

  • @oskari9432
    @oskari9432 3 місяці тому +217

    Matt’s such an excellent facilitator in conan’s bits. Just out of one word from him conan goes off

    • @burnacco
      @burnacco 3 місяці тому

      fr fr

    • @florete2310
      @florete2310 3 місяці тому +7

      I like the fact that Matt saw right through that devious bear scheme. These little rapscallions😂

    • @losdagodg3625
      @losdagodg3625 3 місяці тому +3

      Was thinking the same thing

    • @WuntaykTimmy1
      @WuntaykTimmy1 19 днів тому +1

      He's made his bones in podcasting

  • @backaddict673
    @backaddict673 3 місяці тому +154

    Instructions unclear. I'm now engaged to a Brown Bear.

    • @dgs.creates
      @dgs.creates 3 місяці тому +13

      They should've mentioned that the spreading of the legs may cause mixed results.

    • @paultumaliuan9087
      @paultumaliuan9087 2 місяці тому +4

      Congratulations on your engagement.

    • @ludocrious7898
      @ludocrious7898 2 місяці тому +2

      congrats to the little bears too!

    • @samwilson6316
      @samwilson6316 19 днів тому

      The Grand cubs are so cute. They take after you @backaddict673

  • @bogwitchsophie
    @bogwitchsophie 3 місяці тому +163

    "There was talk of Bears..."

  • @fletchermunson6225
    @fletchermunson6225 3 місяці тому +59

    You are supposed to carry bear spray and wear bells for bear protection. You can tell the difference in black bear scat and Grizzly scat because the black bear scat has nuts and berries in it and the Grizzly scat has bear spray and bells in it.

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 3 місяці тому +79

    3:09 Sona's face at Conan's "you've dropped your twins many times" SCREAMS to me that she almost said "you're not wrong" 😂

    • @dgs.creates
      @dgs.creates 3 місяці тому +3

      She definitely has. I was thinking that instantly with that face. Lol

    • @user-qm8he7bl6z
      @user-qm8he7bl6z 3 місяці тому

      Sonas been dropped, to be fair.

  • @emilong
    @emilong 3 місяці тому +47

    Once again impressed by Matt's improv skills

    • @emmy-8537
      @emmy-8537 2 місяці тому +1

      He’s so quick

  • @Potaters12
    @Potaters12 3 місяці тому +37

    Matt's "and that was a polar bear" was so god damn quick!

  • @definitelyeric
    @definitelyeric 3 місяці тому +156

    If you encounter a polar bear you can also distract them by talking about the amazing safety records of Canadian nuclear energy.

    • @alex0589
      @alex0589 3 місяці тому +7

      if it's polar, go nucleor

    • @monsterhog1118
      @monsterhog1118 3 місяці тому +4

      Just remember the cute Coke commercials

    • @10Adarsh
      @10Adarsh 3 місяці тому +1

      You meant, “NuCular”.

    • @TheRedGameboy
      @TheRedGameboy 3 місяці тому +1

      I thought you were supposed to offer it a glass bottle of Coca Cola.

    • @Mr2greys
      @Mr2greys 3 місяці тому +1

      @@monsterhog1118 Ever notice there are no penguins in the north where all the polar bears are? There is no coincidence

  • @shoocharu
    @shoocharu 3 місяці тому +159

    What if you're in an underground night club and run into a bear?? What then, Mr. O'Brien??!

    • @fooglefuss
      @fooglefuss 3 місяці тому +5

      not sure, but you could animate it

    • @Mat0s-316
      @Mat0s-316 3 місяці тому +7

      Conan would respond with his best dance moves, which prompts the bear to flee from 2nd hand embarrassment.

    • @jaxjaggywires
      @jaxjaggywires 3 місяці тому +19

      If in a club, fight the cub?

    • @mr.personhumanson6871
      @mr.personhumanson6871 3 місяці тому +7

      you stand your ground, be fierce, and vogue the hell out of that bear

    • @sheilaf1946
      @sheilaf1946 3 місяці тому +8

      I say buy it a drink

  • @TrueDragonnutz13
    @TrueDragonnutz13 3 місяці тому +24

    This is already one of the funniest segments you guys have ever done. Conan & Matt just hitting home runs.

  • @laffingist218
    @laffingist218 3 місяці тому +30

    from the expert advice I've seen, it's important to note that "attacks" means "is physically touching you, actively engaged". so if you see a brown bear 50 yards away running at you then standing and snapping, you are not yet being attacked and there's separate advice for 1) communicating you are not prey and 2) slowly getting away without triggering an attack. if a brown bear just looks at you, do not immediately play dead (is my understanding but may be wrong).

  • @quinncampbell9255
    @quinncampbell9255 3 місяці тому +16

    Lmao the end is the best part. Conan kept that spread your legs fact.

  • @willgerretsen8665
    @willgerretsen8665 3 місяці тому +66

    The whole point of the rhyme is how to face different bears, and 2/3 of the advice is just “welp, good luck” 😂

    • @ThrillaWhale
      @ThrillaWhale 3 місяці тому +9

      And tbh… that sounds about right as far as bear attacks go.

    • @GinkoNori
      @GinkoNori 3 місяці тому +5

      I mean... It's a bear

    • @gibiati8295
      @gibiati8295 3 місяці тому +5

      They also keep messing up the rhyme. There is no “if it’s black. Attack. “ it’s “if it’s black. Fight back” the line has never been “attack”

  • @DavidJCO
    @DavidJCO 3 місяці тому +51

    This is one of the best segments of all time. Bears spreading information online, "If it's polar, go solar", Conan hiring people for a fake funeral, the bear giving a speech.
    This was brilliant!

    • @peterpanimg
      @peterpanimg 3 місяці тому

      If it's a Koala...

    • @brenobacci
      @brenobacci 3 місяці тому

      @@peterpanimg ...have some guava. Don't know if it cures the clap, but works pretty well for the rhyme. (damn, just looked up gonorrhea in Google to get a different name for it, and realized this is probably going to be embarrassing, if for some reason my browser history is shown in public).

  • @Randyy1
    @Randyy1 3 місяці тому +13

    The grizzly bear funeral bit had me dead 😂

  • @Vunderbread
    @Vunderbread 3 місяці тому +4

    Gorley was on FIRE this segment. I think he’s gleaning some of Conan’s comedic talent through osmosis

  • @sew75962
    @sew75962 3 місяці тому +12

    Missed ad opportunity. Thanks to Bley being a t mobile customer, Jen was able to be clearly heard and contribute to the podcast via phone call.

  • @reneadinaro8183
    @reneadinaro8183 3 місяці тому +5

    This is so much better than any interview of any celebrity. Just a group of friends, regular people, riffing about bears. Or gonorrhea.
    It reminds of the early Howard Stern show

  • @a.i.1823
    @a.i.1823 Місяць тому +1

    I love Bley's expressions as Eduardo reads, lolll

  • @wendylederer367
    @wendylederer367 3 місяці тому +2

    Conan we need you back on TV! Your skits were legendary. I still watch them and I still cry laughing! 😂 I could not get enough of you and Jordan Schlansky! Your one of my favorite Gingers in the world!

  • @paulalcamo2255
    @paulalcamo2255 3 місяці тому +2

    One of the funniest bits of spontaneous comedy a I have heard. Rolling from one prompt to the next and ending with the bear eulogy and typical funereal comments by the attendee bear. Three days now and it still hits me as really funny. Great job.

  • @1bearmare
    @1bearmare 3 місяці тому +10

    I live in the Smokey Mountain's of Western NC. No shortage of Black Bears. They come into my yard on occasion. I had to take down my bird feeders because they kept taking them down. They, meaning a mom and 5 cubs. They started to get way to comfortable around the house. Tried to get into my hot tube a couple of times for example among other vandal type activity. I keep air horns handy for a good reason. I see bears, I go in the house. They are unpredictable. I don't recommend smearing honey on your face to try to become friends.

  • @kopeofonrac2084
    @kopeofonrac2084 3 місяці тому +20

    Look, bear attacks are no big deal. If attacked by a bear, simply reason with him or her. If that fails, overpower the bear. Finally, make friends with the bear by offering a bear's favorite foods, clover honey and people who are weaker than you. Before you know it, you and your bear will be like old college chums.

  • @ChrisAlders-eh7cq
    @ChrisAlders-eh7cq 3 місяці тому +14

    As a Canadian I can tell you that if a polar bear attacks you your life is over.

  • @grumpyoldman8293
    @grumpyoldman8293 3 місяці тому +6

    You can tell grizzly scat because it is full of bells and smells like pepper spray. By the way, koalas have chlamydia not gonorrhea

  • @janitor2big4u
    @janitor2big4u 3 місяці тому +14

    If it's polar, go solar ✓

  • @ilana430
    @ilana430 3 місяці тому +7

    This segment was hilarious!😂

  • @chaoschris8194
    @chaoschris8194 3 місяці тому +7

    This bit bear-ly made sense!

  • @duh_ds6115
    @duh_ds6115 3 місяці тому +2

    If its polar go solar😂 conan is hilarious

  • @burnacco
    @burnacco 3 місяці тому +12

    bro Matt is SUPER underrated comedically fr 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @jouhanneus
    @jouhanneus 3 місяці тому +4

    Polar bears are the only bears known to hunt humans, if I’m not mistaken. I remember watching a BBC documentary where the team was confused over the bear’s behaviour. Then it dawned on them that the bear was hunting the cameraman, trying to get an angle on him.

    • @noelramirez1551
      @noelramirez1551 2 місяці тому

      Yea thats true polar bears and i think salt water crocodiles are the some of them also tigers

  • @siddshrestha
    @siddshrestha 3 місяці тому +21

    why do I feel like this video was sponsored by Grizzly Bear?

  • @1bearmare
    @1bearmare 3 місяці тому +8

    Watch "The Revenant" With Leo DiCaprio. You make think twice about camping in Brown Bear country.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 3 місяці тому +1

      That scene is BRUTAL

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 3 місяці тому +1

      I was living in Colorado when I saw that and that scene plus weed plus hiking in the Rockies equaled an emotion I call "bearanoia"

    • @1bearmare
      @1bearmare 3 місяці тому

      Hilarious man!!@@cleverusername9369

  • @DigitalAndInnovation
    @DigitalAndInnovation 3 місяці тому +1

    I love how this was the retraction video for the irresponsible advice in the episode... and the only thing I took away was "if its polar go solar!"

  • @lachauntiswashington231
    @lachauntiswashington231 3 місяці тому +1

    I love this topic. I miss seeing animals on Conan, but I love it when they talk about them.😂😂😂😂😂 I hope nature facts becomes a regular

  • @lisas5211
    @lisas5211 25 днів тому

    I'm never going to be the same that Conan said he brought a casket. OMG how random and epically hilarious is that. LOL

  • @Davett53
    @Davett53 3 місяці тому

    OMG!..........that was Hilarious! Loved your whole segment,....I'm in stitches. Hoo-Ha!

  • @michaelhockus8208
    @michaelhockus8208 3 місяці тому

    bit of a rocky start but this was a great team effort! Good job gourley, you were on it!

  • @chrisro204
    @chrisro204 3 місяці тому +5

    We need more Bley reactions on camera

  • @BrickTamlandOfficial
    @BrickTamlandOfficial 3 місяці тому +5

    If it's polar, go solar. Show the polar bear your new electric camper van with built in solar panels. He will say "nice" and back off.

  • @geisaune793
    @geisaune793 2 місяці тому +2

    Dwight Schrute was screaming at his screen during this entire discussion

  • @papamurrth1
    @papamurrth1 3 місяці тому +4

    Could have posted this before my unfortunate bust up with Yogi

  • @VirtualLunacy
    @VirtualLunacy 3 місяці тому +6

    I often find myself wandering around the wilderness
    with pots and pans in hand ;)

  • @saintsgambit
    @saintsgambit 3 місяці тому +6

    Sounded like Bearcat Goldthwait.

  • @tastyneck
    @tastyneck 3 місяці тому +2

    This segment was hilarious.

  • @mariokrolo6931
    @mariokrolo6931 3 місяці тому +2

    What if later in life I remember some advice I heard on internet but fail to remember where from was that advice heard and it turn out to be from this podcast.

  • @jaydenandressen
    @jaydenandressen 3 місяці тому +2

    Bears talk like Grover confirmed

  • @jlee1522
    @jlee1522 Місяць тому

    I love that the three of them did almost a copy of Jim Gaffigan's bit on bears and how the strategy of lying down and playing dead comes from the bears. Love it

  • @fletchermunson6225
    @fletchermunson6225 3 місяці тому +1

    In the early 1800s as trappers reached further into the west they encountered grossly bears. Their east coast rifles of maybe .36 to .45 caliber used for deer and maybe black bear proved inadequate for self grizly defense. As a result something generically called a mountain rifle was developed by Samuel Hawke, Tryon and other gun makers in Saint Louis, the jump off point for western exploration and trapping. The characteristics of the rifle were a heavier thicker stock. The furniture was made of steel for durability vs brass, a steel strap inlay under the barrel for carrying the gun across a saddle all day and finally the caliber of the lead ball fired rose from a minimum of .50 caliber (half inch) to about .75 caliber, or 3/4 inche in diameter they had one shot to stop charging Griz. The barrels were made thicker to withstand a bigger charge of black powder for greater velocity and impact. If you didnt make your single shot count, you were likely just never heard from again. Some of this is represented in the movie Jeramiah Johnson.

  • @markalexandermaron5531
    @markalexandermaron5531 3 місяці тому +1

    This bear attack bit is definitely a conan podcast highlight next to kevin nealon crying

  • @gmflash7
    @gmflash7 3 місяці тому +1

    Conan don't you know you got to entertain the bear until you befriend it and it sits mesmerized by you 😂😂😂

  • @jeffyankey7916
    @jeffyankey7916 3 місяці тому +3

    You'll know is its a bear on the phone it'll keep calling you both boo boo 😂

    • @florete2310
      @florete2310 3 місяці тому +1

      "Honey Boo-boo", perchance? That could also be Werner Herzog... Jeez. I referenced him twice in this thread. There must be a connection between him and these furry quadrupeds...

  • @houstonhall1851
    @houstonhall1851 3 місяці тому +2

    In Churchill Manitoba, polar bear capital of the world, everyone leaves their doors unlocked in the event someone is stranded near a polar bear

  • @Oliphant828
    @Oliphant828 3 місяці тому +3

    OK. I'm going to be that guy: Actually koalas are not bears, they are marsupials and they don't have gonorrhea, many (about 50%) of them have chlamydia.

    • @jessed9145
      @jessed9145 3 місяці тому +2

      John Olivers koala Chlamydia research center is trying to help!

  • @florete2310
    @florete2310 3 місяці тому

    So, *I actually did* get it right, then: It's "Chelsea Peretti's Bear / Mauling Podcast"... Can't wait to tune in😁👍

  • @TheStanimalLive
    @TheStanimalLive 3 місяці тому +2

    From Australia’s Park Services: For Koala Bears “Stay Back or Get the Clap”

    • @ocelotsly5521
      @ocelotsly5521 3 місяці тому

      Koala, get rid o' ya or I'll pick up chlamydia.

  • @tubhair
    @tubhair 3 місяці тому +1

    Conan, you’re the funniest man on the planet

  • @hanstubben
    @hanstubben 3 місяці тому +2

    Living in Brazil does not give me problems with bear encounters, but now I need useful information on what to do when encountering a puma or jaguar? Are there differences too how to behave near to them?

    • @juanr94
      @juanr94 3 місяці тому +2

      I know that you can't turn around a pumas because they will attack you

  • @TimTinhTran
    @TimTinhTran 2 місяці тому +1

    starts the podcast to apologize for giving bad advice-/proceeds to give more bad advice lolol

  • @ItsSkepticTank
    @ItsSkepticTank 3 місяці тому

    Omg...Jen is working for the bears!

  • @jslee4613
    @jslee4613 3 місяці тому +1

    I know it's weird to request but I really want to see Conan doing ASMR video. it will help my journey to sleep a lot.

  • @pb_and_nutella
    @pb_and_nutella 3 місяці тому +1

    They need to do this year’s summer smores in bear country

  • @Dave_Friedel
    @Dave_Friedel 3 місяці тому +3

    I listened to Conan about bear attacks and now I have been eaten by a bear. THANKS CONAN!

  • @MaxineShaw_84
    @MaxineShaw_84 3 місяці тому +1

    Sidenote: I really wish I could witness the moment Sona's twins can finally process what's been said about them on this podcast. 😂😭

  • @bigtonytiger
    @bigtonytiger 3 місяці тому +2

    High thought of the day: everyone born after 2021 knows Conan only as the podcaster and asks “He had a tv show once?”

    • @clementine2234
      @clementine2234 2 місяці тому

      I don't think people born in 2021 even know what a podcast is yet lol

  • @tic5224
    @tic5224 3 місяці тому +1

    Conan I love you show. Can you have a Native person on the show maybe one of the ones from Canada or one from the Nation's there. Beautiful people over there

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 3 місяці тому +1

    Also, correction, koalas often have chlamydia, not gonorrhea

    • @ThunderPants13
      @ThunderPants13 3 місяці тому

      Also, the term "koala bear" is a misnomer. Koalas are marsupials, not bears.

  • @criticallol3039
    @criticallol3039 3 місяці тому +3

    Koala: If it's small and grayed, don't get laid.

  • @jairo8746
    @jairo8746 3 місяці тому +2

    Too late... I saw i black bear and I immediately went FIIIIIIGHT! Because what you said.
    My lawyer will contact you shortly.

  • @cb1784
    @cb1784 Місяць тому +1

    I’d just like to assert a couple facts about Koalas (as is my duty as an Australian).
    They are not bears. They are in fact not even mammals (they are marsupials).
    Also you guys appear to have been confusing Gonorrhoea with Chlamydia (which is an issue for the koala population).
    Thankyou for your time.

  • @jamesawwyea
    @jamesawwyea 3 місяці тому

    Now how do I find out which bear it is?

  • @golach420
    @golach420 3 місяці тому +2

    Between the 3 of them they have one conscience. 😂

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 3 місяці тому +1

    Too late Conan!!! I took your advice and went and attacked a bear and it DEFINITELY did not work out for me! Bear took my arms and legs off so I’m now typing with my nose covered in shazz! Damn you Coco and the Chill Chums, damn you all!!

  • @jasonpiquette8697
    @jasonpiquette8697 3 місяці тому +1

    Jim gaffigan has entered the chat

  • @ericdmaki
    @ericdmaki 3 місяці тому

    I miss Conan's animal interactions. Please go on a field trip to a local zoo!

  • @clickster1883
    @clickster1883 5 днів тому

    They taught us at the Air Force survival school the way to tell the difference between a black bear and a brown (Grizzly) bear is to sneak up behind it, kick it in the ass, then quickly scramble to the top of the nearest tree. If the bear climbs the tree and eats you, it’s a black bear. If it knocks the tree over and eats you, it’s a Grizzly bear. #TheMoreYouKnow 🌈⭐️

  • @asdn456
    @asdn456 3 місяці тому

    So that John West Salmon bear fight ad was wrong, Good to know.

    • @ZakFierce
      @ZakFierce 3 місяці тому

      Well here they're talking about black bears and brown bears, a salmon bear encounter would play out differently

  • @florete2310
    @florete2310 3 місяці тому

    🤔📝"Go after the bear"... Got it👍

  • @salforever1174
    @salforever1174 3 місяці тому

    Jim Gaffigan has a similar joke about who says what to do when you see a bear. “Lay down on the ground. Don’t fight back. Don’t run away from us…..I mean the bears….”

  • @mitchelkvedar674
    @mitchelkvedar674 Місяць тому

    "If it's polar, go solar" pretty good slogan ngl. They are indeed running out of ice :/

  • @samfilmkid
    @samfilmkid 3 місяці тому +1

    Y'all should be having this conversation with Mike Birbiglia!

  • @monsterhog1118
    @monsterhog1118 3 місяці тому

    Lookout for Dropbears

  • @sritejcanchi
    @sritejcanchi 3 місяці тому

    "If it's polar, go solar" lol

  • @TheRedGameboy
    @TheRedGameboy 3 місяці тому

    Koala bears have a special type of chlamydia that is infectious to other koalas.
    I'm glad Conan joked about spreading your legs cause I'm surprised no one had questions or jokes about THAT step. What does spreading your legs do? LMAO All I could think was me becoming a wishbone to snap.

  • @BF...
    @BF... 3 місяці тому +1

    If it's black, fight back...not if it's black attack. She has the rhyme wrong. As for the white goodnight thing, that's just nonsense because someone wanted to add them into the rhyme somehow. Polar bears are generally the most aggressive because they have the least available food, but you can look up plenty of videos on UA-cam of people chasing polar bears away. It's not as cut and dry as a simple nursery rhyme. I also just listened to a story a few days ago of a brown bear that was chased away when a man smacked it in the face with a hiking pole, so take the whole rhyme with a grain of salt.

  • @bobhiggins4276
    @bobhiggins4276 4 дні тому

    Bear with me: f it's a Koala, just holla; it its a panda, use slanda, if it's a sun, make fun ... womp womp

  • @ralbert7885
    @ralbert7885 3 місяці тому

    How do you tell which is which?

    • @FablestoneSeries
      @FablestoneSeries 3 місяці тому +1

      black bears are small... and black. They might charge you. but generally just give them space and ignore them. Patrick Conley has a great channel about a family of bears that visit his porch every day.

    • @LiaKozatch
      @LiaKozatch 3 місяці тому

      Black bears have a slightly smaller frame (big, but not gigantic), don’t have a hump in the shoulder, have different shaped claws, different head and ear proportions to grizzly bears, come in a variety of colors, and are more likely to be seen in more parts of the US. Grizzlies are BIG, have a hump, and aren’t found in the US outside of the US/Canada border states in the west due to us killing a bunch of them..

  • @taputechnic
    @taputechnic 3 місяці тому +1

    Conan's bear impression sounds suspiciously like Frank Oz.

  • @DirtyFrigginHarry
    @DirtyFrigginHarry 3 місяці тому

    I stick by the rhyme "Stay strapped or get clapped"

  • @BenMifsudJoslin
    @BenMifsudJoslin 22 дні тому

    "If gonnohear, stear clear"

  • @jeremiahblum7833
    @jeremiahblum7833 3 місяці тому +2

    Here's a dumb joke from my childhood: How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a big hole in the ice, and the put a ring of peas around the hole. When a polar bear comes to take a pea(pee), push him in the hole! I thought this was hilarious when I was 7

  • @bradspitt3896
    @bradspitt3896 3 місяці тому +2

    Matt is either getting quick or this is what he's like when he's comfortable.

  • @blueboy4244
    @blueboy4244 3 місяці тому

    this is why it is sage advice to always hike with two other people - one of which you are faster than

  • @JMPT
    @JMPT 3 місяці тому

    Nice

  • @gold707786
    @gold707786 3 місяці тому

    I was walking down a path at my cabin and a baby black bear poked its head around the corner of a small shed. Stopped me in my tracks. Turned around and ran to my car 20 ft away and jumped in. It will scare the crap out of you. Flight or flight kicks in and flight is the first option of choice instinctively. Standing and walking back slowly is not but that is what is advised in the safety book. I did not have bear spray or a weapon.

  • @dgs.creates
    @dgs.creates 3 місяці тому +1

    And what about a panda? Do we quickly offer it an egg roll?

  • @RTSOB1
    @RTSOB1 3 місяці тому +2

    See a Koala...get talla. They're very insecure about their height.

  • @RutaliDMulye
    @RutaliDMulye 3 місяці тому

    We need to all collectively Cristen Conan " God of Comedy"