Smuggler Sleeps With a Sith (SWTOR)

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  • Опубліковано 11 вер 2024

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  • @dominiquemanning5856
    @dominiquemanning5856 Рік тому +2018

    He didn't just dabble in the dark side he was balls deep in the dark side😎

    • @imaginarycorgi7312
      @imaginarycorgi7312 Рік тому +65

      Thats it! You win.

    • @Drewskii59
      @Drewskii59 Рік тому +31

      i just know its sith red

    • @attainascend
      @attainascend Рік тому +4

      LMAOOO

    • @attainascend
      @attainascend Рік тому +12

      @@Drewskii59The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

    • @jjrj8568
      @jjrj8568 9 місяців тому +6

      "Do you know the Dark Side"
      "From the INSIDE out"

  • @codafett
    @codafett Рік тому +1452

    Moments like this convince me that Smuggler should've been it's own independent faction.

    • @captin3149
      @captin3149 Рік тому +231

      I've always thought that. The smuggler and bounty hunter would both have been a cool cross-faction class

    • @jankostrhun8725
      @jankostrhun8725 Рік тому +25

      @@captin3149 RotHC should have done just that.

    • @kevind3974
      @kevind3974 Рік тому +24

      him and bounty hunter. problam of course was that's only two so no faction power (minus the mandalorians). the thing is they could have filled the rest out with gray jedi and night sister. in all honesty it would have made for a surprisingly strong relatively neutral faction (definitely not neutral but stayed out of the larger war till fully dragged in. think America during both world wars) that would have also delved deeper into how particular planets fell. now we all know mandalor. but theirs jeda for gray jedi which was a nexus planet in its hayday so it was super powerful. dathamir for night sisters and dathamirs its own monster. plus none empire controlled hutt space or pyk, or brood or whatever powerful gang they wanted to show the rise and/or fall of for smuggler

    • @jankostrhun8725
      @jankostrhun8725 Рік тому +9

      @@kevind3974 Honestly that seems a bit like a stretchy as there is no way those would come together to create some Non-aligned league. If there'd be third faction it would be Hutts but even that is a bit forced.
      You can't really do much witch with core game as you'd essentially have to make 2 stories, probably with ability to switch in-between them during the run - but that was really nothing to just flat out swap sides during Riseof the Hut Cartell and again after KOTFE/ET was finished instead of that (or as an alternative to) that double agent nonsense.

    • @kevind3974
      @kevind3974 Рік тому

      @@jankostrhun8725 correct and thats why i am not surprised they went down that road. all four were alwase vastle indipendent till around the clone wars era and thats only because by that point in time they all fucked themselves so hard their planet was not just nearly unhospitibal but also not worth it anymore so they lost everything but scraps.

  • @MrMatsudi
    @MrMatsudi Рік тому +391

    "But I didn't do anything!" "... ... ... EVERYOOOOONE!" Genuinely cackled at that. xD

  • @billybobj9988
    @billybobj9988 Рік тому +289

    flirting with 3 girls at once infront of them, chad

  • @Zurgo-fl1kx
    @Zurgo-fl1kx Рік тому +467

    I fucking died at the wookie making his exit it was funny as hell

    • @brodyestes2376
      @brodyestes2376 3 місяці тому +1

      Smuggler: :YOu promised me some pussee
      Bowdarr: --Screeching noises--

  • @LetsGoChamp-
    @LetsGoChamp- 2 роки тому +1013

    Smuggler is an absolute chad in every encounter.

    • @ЯАга-я4л
      @ЯАга-я4л Рік тому +19

      Still, Zare is unimpressed

    • @JoshTheHoffman
      @JoshTheHoffman Рік тому +6

      @@ЯАга-я4л Sith always thirst for more and better.

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 Рік тому

      ​@@JoshTheHoffman
      True, they're always looking for the next best thing

  • @badconnection4383
    @badconnection4383 Рік тому +152

    Smuggler: What do you bring to the table?
    Sith: Me.

  • @bartdebruijn4599
    @bartdebruijn4599 Рік тому +358

    The writing in this game, especially for the smuggler is just golden.

  • @axellion4573
    @axellion4573 2 роки тому +311

    the wookie be like: Im out of here good luck bro

  • @riveraharper8166
    @riveraharper8166 Рік тому +548

    Well. That's one way to Slay the Sith...

  • @thehistoryteen9323
    @thehistoryteen9323 Рік тому +809

    You know, this Sith takes the idea of sleeping around to a whole new level. I expected it to be an option not her straight up coming out and saying, "Knock me up, I know you want to!!"

    • @falnelliah2084
      @falnelliah2084 Рік тому +51

      Yeah, but hey at least smuggler gets some. Bounty Hunter/Mando story line is like balls dry my guy.

    • @MrBlue99912
      @MrBlue99912 Рік тому +4

      ​@@falnelliah2084 something tells me Mando and Bo are gonna be gettin it on in S4 next year, they even hinted Mando liking her as a person, and really who does Lol

    • @falnelliah2084
      @falnelliah2084 Рік тому +2

      @@MrBlue99912 lol. At least one of my Vode is getting some XD

    • @LakesideTrey
      @LakesideTrey Рік тому +6

      @@MrBlue99912idk Bo Katan is like in her 50s by the Mandalorian and Din Jarin is like 30. I don't have any problem with that age gap, but I doubt Disney will do it.

    • @MrBlue99912
      @MrBlue99912 Рік тому +1

      @@LakesideTrey I also really don't see a problem if they still intend to tease it in S4, but when the writers hint at something, it usually means that they want something in the story to happen, and you really can't tell the writers no, afterall look at all of the DC and Marvel comic writers in the past 20yrs.

  • @pulpjedaii
    @pulpjedaii Рік тому +232

    Bro my man missed out on the best dialogue option in this chapter, "Stop waving your hands like that you both look ridiculous 😂"

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 2 місяці тому +1

      It turns the Sith against you. One of the most difficult choices in the Smuggler story.

  • @axinite2545
    @axinite2545 Рік тому +247

    Even I'm speechless. So many golden moments here. Including as "wrong as a hutt wearing a bikini" 🤣

  • @tomservo5347
    @tomservo5347 Рік тому +294

    The writers did a marvelous job at oozing innuendo. "My crimson box". No wonder so many Jedi turn-they fill up to bursting at the seams and will do anything for a 5-second nut with whatever sultry Sith that indulge in whatever emotion they feel.

    • @Hi-Im-Gib
      @Hi-Im-Gib Рік тому +35

      Bro the way I played my Jedi Sentinel route my dude and Kara (Jedi companion) just gave off vibes that we'd be fucking like rabbits every chance we got.
      And I mean, I don't blame them, the Jedi can be so uptight sometimes.

    • @natem1579
      @natem1579 Рік тому +15

      *Moments after banging*
      "Such a gorgeous box... a delectable shade of crimson, wouldn't you agree?"

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 Рік тому

      ​@Hi-Im-Gib
      Lmao, yeah I can see some Jedi couples. The Order allowed some relationships in the past, way back in the day, but overall, they've now disbanded it all together.
      You and your companion being "involved" could help your force abilities, due to the fact that sometimes, emotions can help, not just lead to the Dark side.

  • @HouseOfAlastrian
    @HouseOfAlastrian Рік тому +146

    "I think you're as wrong as a Hutt wearing a bikini."
    LMFAO such a burn!

  • @jjrj8568
    @jjrj8568 9 місяців тому +7

    I absolutely love how TOR was not written for kids; an adult SW MMO game.

  • @ThatRandomDude204
    @ThatRandomDude204 Рік тому +53

    So THIS is why my friend kept recommending Smuggler to me if I wanted to have more fun lmfao

  • @zac0918
    @zac0918 Рік тому +67

    she is a sith influencer, she pays with exposure

  • @bigsmilie07
    @bigsmilie07 Рік тому +49

    The wookie was like aight bruh I'm out 😅😅😅

  • @user-bc1bv4ru1p
    @user-bc1bv4ru1p Рік тому +13

    Dudes trying to smash all the parties in a female mexican standoff. The force is strong in this one.

  • @theinfinitestoryline7588
    @theinfinitestoryline7588 Рік тому +38

    3:45 Shame there's no option for all three of them to join you...😂

  • @TonyRedgrave
    @TonyRedgrave Рік тому +16

    "I'm as close to perfection as you're gonna get." With that hairstyle? Not likely.

    • @another7414
      @another7414 Рік тому +2

      Yeah but doesn’t change the fact that she’s hot af

  • @dylanwight5764
    @dylanwight5764 Рік тому +84

    Bowdaar bowing out is almost as good as M1-4X exclaiming "Oh hell no!" when he sees Gearboxes' little surprise on Alderaan.

  • @redjirachi1
    @redjirachi1 Рік тому +43

    Virgin Disney: No Palpatine is a vilcel (villainous celibate), he's too evil to have kids the natural way so he just made a clone for father Rey
    Chad Bioware: *Big tiddy Sith GF*

    • @xanderm6090
      @xanderm6090 Рік тому +1

      Palps had clones in Legends canon too. In fact Disney was the only one where said clones had sex.

    • @redjirachi1
      @redjirachi1 Рік тому +1

      @@xanderm6090 Yeah but they were only for backup bodies and not an excuse for Palpatine to be a vilcel who still had kids

  • @delfinenteddyson9865
    @delfinenteddyson9865 Рік тому +51

    6:28 "Bargaining with you was a pleasure" literally

  • @Dark_Voice
    @Dark_Voice 9 місяців тому +8

    Seems like Theran Cedrax got tired of traveling with the Jedi Consular and chose a more passionate woman :)

  • @GenSphinx
    @GenSphinx Рік тому +29

    After all that, the Smuggler is a two pump chump.

  • @CodedHumor
    @CodedHumor Рік тому +24

    I lost it when the third scene you had a wookie now instead. Felt like you replaced the other one because they kept disapproving lol

  • @seb6226
    @seb6226 2 роки тому +59

    Therans twin brother.

  • @kujoujima7303
    @kujoujima7303 Рік тому +9

    "but i didnt do anything!!"
    "everyone!!!"
    🤣

  • @That_0ne_Dev
    @That_0ne_Dev Рік тому +11

    Imagine sleeping with someone and they go "You creep me out" immedietly after

  • @Josh-99
    @Josh-99 Рік тому +8

    Smuggler and Imperial Agent get all the best story moments. I do feel like Light Side Sith Inquisitor is also pretty good because he's just such a smart-ass all the time to these REALLY powerful Sith Lords who don't kill you outright due to plot armor.

  • @spider-boy5498
    @spider-boy5498 Рік тому +35

    4:47 Haha... Even I don't know which side to route for now.

  • @Hakuru15
    @Hakuru15 Рік тому +16

    I love the dialogue of this game

  • @TempestLM
    @TempestLM Рік тому +18

    She didn't like it 💀

  • @noob1saibot2
    @noob1saibot2 Рік тому +75

    By the way that box is a holocron that belonged to darth nihilius I forgot the rest of the words

    • @greenhydra10
      @greenhydra10 Рік тому +3

      Had a feeling that was a holocron.

  • @andremaube5069
    @andremaube5069 Рік тому +3

    Smuggler has by far the funniest dialogues in the game

  • @padmeamidala8731
    @padmeamidala8731 Рік тому +16

    Wish we could do the same with the female smuggler. Dudes have all the fun -_-

    • @christiandude2151
      @christiandude2151 Рік тому +2

      We have too many damn games with guys and girls getting a sausage fest in BioWare let’s just have this please??

    • @MorlyDotes
      @MorlyDotes Рік тому

      We used to be able to. There was originally a "bug" that persisted for years that a female smuggler could choose to sleep with the Sith. Then Bioware went and "fixed" it to add the retarded makeup line or whatever for females. Those of us that played female smugglers were pretty incensed at the time.

    • @highlyopinionated5611
      @highlyopinionated5611 5 місяців тому

      There are plenty of opportunities for Fem!Smuggler to be flirty/have funny moments like this. Like for example; you can have a fling with the aristocrat boy on Alderaan and afterwards ask him to propose. His reaction is priceless. 😂

  • @wastrelperv
    @wastrelperv Рік тому +73

    Jedi is way cuter. Her safety is a greater prize than a fling with a sith.

    • @matearas7787
      @matearas7787 Рік тому +18

      Sith all the way

    • @willieoelkers5568
      @willieoelkers5568 Рік тому +20

      Plus it's just so fun to flirt with her and hear her nonplussed responses.

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 Рік тому +60

      She friendzones you hard. She finally understands your innuendos and just says, “if I wasn’t devoted to the force, yes, but I am, so… toodles.”

    • @badconnection4383
      @badconnection4383 Рік тому +24

      Jedi only knows missionary, Sith all the way.

    • @willieoelkers5568
      @willieoelkers5568 Рік тому +2

      @@motodog242 And? That’s her prerogative

  • @WickedPrince3D
    @WickedPrince3D Рік тому +24

    I half forgot about the story for this. I ran it about ten years ago when it was insanely hard. Go lightside and you get a chump jedi padawan on your side, who can't stand up to anything, you have to find a way to save her, while being murdered yourself. While the Sith either murders your companion almost immediately or ignores them completely. At least that's how I remember it going ten years ago. I had to pull a second PC ally in to get through it, even though I was over-leveled for this.

  • @sardaukerlegion
    @sardaukerlegion Рік тому +6

    😮😮😮"wrong as a hutt wearing a bikini"😮😮😮

  • @420WILD
    @420WILD Рік тому +14

    Not much crimson on that box lol

  • @LordWyatt
    @LordWyatt 5 місяців тому

    Her: I’m not like other girls…I mean Sith.😏

  • @jack1d1XB
    @jack1d1XB Рік тому +7

    If it means getting a lightsabre to the janglies in the morning, nah, pass, 😅😊😂

    • @Robbini0
      @Robbini0 Рік тому +8

      Sith aren't guaranteed as praying manti.
      They would only do that if you were really that bad, annoyed them some other way or if they went on a rampage.

  • @michaelkimberling7307
    @michaelkimberling7307 Рік тому +7

    He used the “Force”

  • @deman182
    @deman182 Рік тому +4

    I always go Darkside here and not just for Zare, the Jedi tried to Mind Trick me. That shits not very nice

  • @callahanfolt6460
    @callahanfolt6460 Рік тому +1

    what a way of a sith to courting someone....

  • @Jack_Mercer
    @Jack_Mercer Рік тому +23

    Anyone knows if the chest piece Vaverone is wearing is avaliable to purchase or to drop?

  • @aidtry182
    @aidtry182 9 місяців тому

    @5:33 Tell me your heart's desire, my dear...
    Wet, raw bare back...

  • @mandaloretheangry9043
    @mandaloretheangry9043 Рік тому +33

    still can't bang the jedi

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv Рік тому +8

      That's fine, I wouldn't want it that way. She deserves better than that.

    • @matearas7787
      @matearas7787 Рік тому +1

      Yeah becuse the manipulative jedi is dead

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv Рік тому +6

      @@matearas7787 I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.

    • @zelos7413
      @zelos7413 Рік тому

      ​@@wastrelperv how did that get in there?

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv Рік тому +4

      @@zelos7413 I grabbed it off the ground and put it in his eye. Simple.

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 Рік тому +2

    Keep in mind… there’s no underwear in space

  • @saintricardo8746
    @saintricardo8746 Рік тому +1

    Smuggler more like Rizzler

  • @DG-wz7qg
    @DG-wz7qg Рік тому +1

    "You're about as wrong as a Hutt in a bikini" lol.

  • @Fatherofheroesandheroines
    @Fatherofheroesandheroines Рік тому +4

    She's for the Sith Streets!

    • @mrbuster3106
      @mrbuster3106 Рік тому

      Better than Jedi - you ain't getting even a peck on a cheek there.

  • @HandofOmega
    @HandofOmega Рік тому +2

    What are the odds of something like this happening in The Acolyte??

  • @anthonyju6392
    @anthonyju6392 11 місяців тому

    Get me everyone. EVVVEERRRYYYYYYOONNNNNNEEEE!

  • @eddyeddyd
    @eddyeddyd Рік тому +10

    Hot

  • @maning04
    @maning04 7 місяців тому

    It makes perfect sense for the smuggler character to be a womanizer 😂 I personally think that the Smuggler's storyline is kind of a comedic relief compared to the other playable classes

  • @monarc8347
    @monarc8347 Рік тому +3

    W rizz

  • @Drewskii59
    @Drewskii59 Рік тому +1

    i just know its sith red

  • @Calla47
    @Calla47 Рік тому +2

    lewd

  • @ThePariahDark
    @ThePariahDark Рік тому +2

    Not even a trading card? Or some saxophone music? Just a fade to black and you are done? Wow, how cheap is that.

  • @92Mrbubbles
    @92Mrbubbles Рік тому

    the box isnt even red

  • @blixsa1179
    @blixsa1179 Рік тому +9

    I´d rather drink hutt bathwater

  • @Zackman217
    @Zackman217 Рік тому

    Well now.

  • @linda-0587
    @linda-0587 Рік тому +3

    Yeeaahhh…I always kill the Jedi, she’s too uppity and snobby

  • @badfoody
    @badfoody Рік тому

    lol i just shot her HAHAHA

  • @kmartbruh622
    @kmartbruh622 Рік тому +4

    W rizz