Tim and Gelman Have Lunch (Again)

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  • Tim Heidecker and Brett Gelman have lunch, again.
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    Starring Tim Heidecker and Brett Gelman
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 491

  • @TimHeidecker
    @TimHeidecker  11 років тому +79

    felt good in 5 minute chunks. some people don't have the time or attention to watch a whole 20-25 minute thing.... so we broke em up. watch em back to back if you'd like!

    • @WingZeroSymphonics
      @WingZeroSymphonics Рік тому +4

      Thanks, Tim. You deserve an award. A decade of service to humanity. 🏆.

    • @drewstinson3901
      @drewstinson3901 11 місяців тому +2

      This is a good goof and a spoof.

    • @jasonsaraf9123
      @jasonsaraf9123 6 місяців тому +1

      This just seems like a cashhh grab. Go back to the old stuff. This is for jocks

  • @IamSpacedad
    @IamSpacedad 11 років тому +83

    I've only been in hollywood a week and I've already overheard conversations similar to this at restaurants. I feel like a little part of me dies every time.

  • @LacedBacon
    @LacedBacon 10 років тому +128

    The special skills on his resume card are: Loud Voice, Ethnic Impressions, Car Repair, Pepper Spray. LAWL!!!

    • @ronnyrizat
      @ronnyrizat 10 років тому +11

      id hire him

    • @dharmallars
      @dharmallars 4 роки тому +2

      he speaks fluent russian too, i heard!

    • @cloo2937
      @cloo2937 4 роки тому

      Lol..🤣🤣

    • @bodariousbruh4549
      @bodariousbruh4549 2 роки тому

      Chinese guy crossed out, then replaced with family guy, then re adds chinese guy. Also.. hitler.

    • @jimmytwo-times4394
      @jimmytwo-times4394 Місяць тому

      “Lawl”. Yeah this is def a comment from 2013

  • @Toosii2times
    @Toosii2times 8 років тому +138

    Tim could literally say no words and have me cracking up.
    His trademark facial expressions KILL ME

  • @RipScissor
    @RipScissor 7 років тому +118

    Gotta love how Gelman already has coffee with him when he shows up.

    • @kingkudzu352
      @kingkudzu352 2 роки тому +1

      I always do that at diners because the coffee might be nasty

    • @Toosii2times
      @Toosii2times 2 роки тому

      @@kingkudzu352 this is a very good plan

    • @dorklingduck638
      @dorklingduck638 2 роки тому

      @@kingkudzu352 do you order your cheeseburger no salt?

    • @kingkudzu352
      @kingkudzu352 2 роки тому

      ​@@dorklingduck638depends on the restaurant, maybe fries but ive never had an over- seasoned burger

  • @TheMo0
    @TheMo0 11 років тому +50

    "ive heard of fast food, but i dont think ive ever heard of slow food"
    hahahahaha omg Tim do you just think of this stuff on the spot???

  • @jblade2112
    @jblade2112 10 років тому +69

    always in the market for cool stuff

  • @mattkline3431
    @mattkline3431 10 років тому +34

    "Congratulations to you" - hahahahaha Tim on his friend writing his resume on a card.

    • @dharmallars
      @dharmallars 4 роки тому +2

      now i’m looking at my resume and i’m thinking, this could be a lot smaller

    • @patrickwhelpley1745
      @patrickwhelpley1745 3 роки тому

      And he keeps trying to give it back to him.

  • @manchesterisblue1023
    @manchesterisblue1023 7 років тому +29

    "Can we get some coffee?? My f-- he finally showed up"
    simply genius how he didn't want to call him his friend, tim's a genius

  • @alfredoking14
    @alfredoking14 10 років тому +411

    When I watch too many of these, I subconsciously start acting and talking like Tim..

    • @dannyrice225
      @dannyrice225 10 років тому +57

      this is truer than physics

    • @pennydesouza
      @pennydesouza 9 років тому +13

      Danny Rice I think it is physics.

    • @rhov1422
      @rhov1422 6 років тому +10

      well maybe you are

    • @Boylieboyle
      @Boylieboyle 4 роки тому +4

      If it were "just" subconscious you wouldn't know/be conscious of it. That is if any of us exist at all. I think but beyond that idk...

    • @EdgieAlias
      @EdgieAlias 2 роки тому +1

      It's not subconscious anymore I am Tim.

  • @lelukeless
    @lelukeless 7 років тому +18

    "I didn't work on any of that stuff" LMAO

  • @TripleKillNZ
    @TripleKillNZ 11 років тому +35

    "Fries on the plate, chips on the side," might be the most genius thing I have ever heard

    • @SBRS47
      @SBRS47 2 роки тому

      Just 2 cheeseburgers and fries, ok.

  • @JashNetwork
    @JashNetwork 11 років тому +70

    Always in the market for cool stuff

  • @ChachiTelevision1979
    @ChachiTelevision1979 11 років тому +50

    The infamous green shirt and leather jacket!

  • @shanewilliams9991
    @shanewilliams9991 10 років тому +232

    I love how the waitress is Tim's wife and they treat her like shit.

    • @doobiesoda3873
      @doobiesoda3873 7 років тому +3

      Lol!

    • @ihavesoul4real
      @ihavesoul4real 5 років тому +112

      Shane Williams Why do you love that? And that’s not his wife. He was married to a real piece of work named Ayaka but that ended and their son died.

    • @aaronpriestley1500
      @aaronpriestley1500 3 роки тому

      whooosh, you missed it!

    • @Azulicious
      @Azulicious 2 роки тому +18

      @@aaronpriestley1500 But actually, it was you!

    • @bodariousbruh4549
      @bodariousbruh4549 2 роки тому +1

      That's Toni?

  • @TimHeidecker
    @TimHeidecker  11 років тому +11

    you have the option of thinking that with your mind and keeping it that way. no need to share everything!

  • @maxxmarko8
    @maxxmarko8 4 роки тому +24

    Lol Gelman's resume:
    - Played Hitler in Little Nicky
    - Bruce Willis' brother on Moonlighting
    - 'George the straight friend' on Modern Family
    - 'Chinese guy' on Family Guy
    - Special skills: Pepper spray

    • @mandreadfg
      @mandreadfg 3 роки тому

      A Jawa in Phantom Menace!? They weren't even in that?? 🤔🤔🤔

  • @superb5218
    @superb5218 5 років тому +116

    I once was at a coffee shop in Times Square when I heard a very loud conversation behind me. When I turned around, I saw that it was a couple of actors from the show "What Would You Do?" that were talking about the next season of the show. (I only knew this because coincidentally I was following one of the actors on twitter) They were being so fucking loud and literally everyone in the coffee shop could hear them. I don't know what about being a Z-list celebrity creates this bizarre behavior but I think it's hilarious to see it portrayed so accurately in this video.

    • @lemfandango
      @lemfandango 3 роки тому

      Marc Summers is a dick

    • @akendall75
      @akendall75 3 роки тому +3

      Being delusional is what creates that behavior.

    • @harrij9831
      @harrij9831 2 роки тому +5

      I've never even heard of What Would You Do?, which makes this story better.

  • @tflanagan
    @tflanagan 2 роки тому +3

    “So I’ve got this Stranger Things show I’m auditioning for…”

  • @gigglesmcgee1996
    @gigglesmcgee1996 4 роки тому +21

    2:12
    “always in the market for cool stuff”
    *takes incredibly tart sip of coffee*

    • @viggiestrikes
      @viggiestrikes 4 роки тому

      This is the only acceptable way to drink coffee

  • @imnotevensadanymable
    @imnotevensadanymable 10 років тому +105

    No salt, Tim? No wonder your doctor recommended a high salt diet.

    • @SilentMenace7251
      @SilentMenace7251 6 років тому +14

      Matt Rogers Chinese food 3 times a week

    • @crazyhomer777
      @crazyhomer777 3 роки тому +1

      An all salt diet**

    • @MkBluee
      @MkBluee 2 роки тому +1

      He's only on the crab salts

  • @3bertface01
    @3bertface01 10 років тому +48

    Brett's little hand written resume was incredible

  • @Valspartame_Maelstrom
    @Valspartame_Maelstrom 6 років тому +8

    I still find myself coming back to these classics I love them!!

  • @j.walker6845
    @j.walker6845 3 роки тому +2

    I love that line 'Whatever happened to shows like Star Trek? GREAT SHOWS.'

  • @faktablad
    @faktablad Рік тому +2

    The gambling line slays me

  • @michaeloneill8813
    @michaeloneill8813 Рік тому +2

    Always in the market for Cool Stuff !

  • @JudgeDreddMegaCityOne
    @JudgeDreddMegaCityOne 3 роки тому +2

    "Special Skills: Loud Voice, Ethnic Impressions, Car Repair, Pepper"

  • @IhsanMujdeci
    @IhsanMujdeci 11 років тому +7

    Tim is always in character soo much. Every little mannerism isn't his but he makes it look so funny.

  • @dr.kennethspeers8014
    @dr.kennethspeers8014 7 років тому +13

    tim's faces are priceless. this shit is hilarious!

  • @CrossSIdeTop
    @CrossSIdeTop 8 років тому +26

    "... on the inkjet." = lost it.

  • @truvelocity
    @truvelocity 9 років тому +161

    This is a real conversation that a percentage of wanna be actors have had with each other.

    • @iatethecrayons
      @iatethecrayons 9 років тому +32

      truvelocity This reminds me of that jerry seinfeld show where the comedians get coffee with each other...its like watch a circle jerk. "OH YOURE SO FUNNY!" "NO YOURE SO FUNNY". puke.

    • @truvelocity
      @truvelocity 9 років тому +6

      Like beating a dead horse. Makes me want to punch someone.

    • @Devilman6066
      @Devilman6066 8 років тому +1

      It's not funny 😞

    • @williamstewart3774
      @williamstewart3774 4 роки тому +4

      @@iatethecrayons id be really surprised if jerry seinfeld/ cars and coffee wasnt part of the inspiration

    • @jasonsmith530
      @jasonsmith530 4 роки тому +1

      This is the joy of the show

  • @timehusk
    @timehusk 8 років тому +2

    that face tim makes at 2:14 when the camera lingers kills me every fucking time

  • @hampusheh
    @hampusheh 4 роки тому +20

    How is it that Tim simultaneously has the most loveable AND punchable face

  • @Name-el9ps
    @Name-el9ps 2 роки тому +2

    That ‘slow food’ gag was sheer genius

  • @StickySaL
    @StickySaL 4 роки тому +3

    I never realized Tim is actually married to the waitress in real life LOL

  • @redshiftexperiment
    @redshiftexperiment 11 років тому +8

    very funny ... i was feeling really down and this makes me feel better!

  • @TimHeidecker
    @TimHeidecker  11 років тому +2

    uhhhh no.

  • @madsisak
    @madsisak 7 років тому +7

    Add Stranger Things to that playing card resume, Gelman.

  • @Allplussomeminus
    @Allplussomeminus 4 роки тому +1

    This interaction is so realistic. So many expressions that showed if they were really interested in something or not.

  • @Toosii2times
    @Toosii2times 4 роки тому +2

    “HEY HEY!”
    “OOHH THERE HE IS.”
    “Ah ha ha!”
    “I thought I was gon-“
    “Sorry I’m late.”
    “I thought I was gonna have to call out a search party on _huh_ ya _HUH HU HUH”_
    “Ho ho ho yeah I know. No on the, on the way here I was trying to come up with uh, with uh, a right excuse, uh my uh, my dog ate my uh my CAR”
    “Ohcongrat- Ahhhhhhh abubububahhhhhh”
    “Hah- what?”
    “I was doing a stutter guy. _Ehh my uhh heh uh uhh”_
    😂😂😂😂

  • @skipslastride
    @skipslastride 3 роки тому +2

    Holy shit, this is the outfit Tim wears in a Night With... Stand up special 😂

  • @hankuverymuch
    @hankuverymuch 11 років тому +1

    Thanks so much Tim, been waiting for more of this.

  • @forddavisdaillest
    @forddavisdaillest 11 років тому

    great thinking!

  • @primatein
    @primatein 6 років тому +6

    Never realized until watching this again that the waitress is Tim's wife

  • @RobD-jq7ry
    @RobD-jq7ry 3 роки тому +2

    Thought he was going to call in for a search party!! That was a good one Tim!!

  • @benburch
    @benburch 9 років тому +8

    I just put on my jacket give that look

  • @jshard01
    @jshard01 11 років тому +1

    'Stutter Guy' is my new favorite character.

  • @concerned_patient
    @concerned_patient 3 роки тому +1

    "Things are pretty up in the air right now" is such a funny response to someone commenting on your weightloss

  • @ItsANiceDayAlways
    @ItsANiceDayAlways Рік тому +1

    Years later Tim wears the same clothes in An Evening With... 😂

  • @AnthonyD1986
    @AnthonyD1986 Рік тому +3

    I live in Hollywood and converse with my Hollywood rich actor friends like this as well

  • @lustrazor
    @lustrazor 10 років тому +2

    Great to see T&E creating great content again. They really got their mojo back!

  • @Tucko1
    @Tucko1 Рік тому

    There goes a few minutes I'll never get back.

  • @marcusgehlin
    @marcusgehlin Рік тому

    So cool!

  • @berryseinfeld6772
    @berryseinfeld6772 4 роки тому

    SO COOL!

  • @SongJLikes
    @SongJLikes Рік тому

    2:27 Brett Gelman, in 2020, would make the “Family Guy” element of his ‘resume’ the actual truth.
    Hilarious

  • @Do0mality
    @Do0mality 11 років тому

    Two of my favorite people ever.

  • @dangusforrester8855
    @dangusforrester8855 11 років тому +2

    Tim is married to the girl who plays the waitress, who is his wife, that he is married too. Tim also happens to be her husband which he became after marrying her (the girl in the video who plays the waitress, who is also his significant other, or in other words...his wife.) They're married...both of them...to each other. The waitress is Tim's wife.

  • @manchesterisblue1023
    @manchesterisblue1023 5 років тому +1

    such great actors

  • @awesomeonion8717
    @awesomeonion8717 Рік тому +1

    Every now and then I just need to come back and have lunch with Blum and drelman

  • @channelsabored
    @channelsabored 10 років тому +13

    2:15

  • @MrBubbaloo
    @MrBubbaloo 11 років тому

    soooo good. Gelmania for life, no need to gamble its a sure bet

  • @jamessssssssssssss
    @jamessssssssssssss Рік тому +1

    so cool

  • @byHexted
    @byHexted 2 роки тому

    “I have a mirror” what does the mirror do for taking a picture of yourself
    Lmao

  • @ChubbyTheChecker
    @ChubbyTheChecker 11 років тому +1

    Like. I though although I had the option of keeping it in my mind I should share it anyway. The way you two play your roles in this is brilliant, the nuances of your performances are just great.

  • @cubeincubes
    @cubeincubes 3 роки тому +4

    Why do you turn off comments in some videos??!?

  • @brewersfan9322
    @brewersfan9322 11 місяців тому +14

    coming back after gelman's pro-israel meltdown lol

  • @Ryquist
    @Ryquist 11 років тому

    lmfao @ 2:16 that face on Soap Operas when they pretend to sip a light beer. This shit is so great.

  • @swolehas1794
    @swolehas1794 2 роки тому +2

    Looks like the type of guy who would do anything for a $40K check

  • @ryanslater674
    @ryanslater674 4 роки тому +4

    The waitress is Tim's wife. Nice Tim

  • @jasonmoore1900
    @jasonmoore1900 2 роки тому

    That shirt Gelman is wearing is revolting!!! Reminds me of something a middle-aged school nurse would wear in the 90's.

  • @cakeboss16
    @cakeboss16 11 років тому

    I think I could watch these videos forever... Two of the funniest people alive getting together.

  • @TheBlackClockOfTime
    @TheBlackClockOfTime 4 роки тому

    Hey it's a funny version of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee!

  • @cashewABCD
    @cashewABCD 2 роки тому

    Hits the spot. Good things

  • @Clutnuckle
    @Clutnuckle 11 років тому

    wonderful

  • @GeorgeB514
    @GeorgeB514 11 років тому

    YES!

  • @mergeandsee
    @mergeandsee 11 років тому

    so cool!

  • @GeorgeB514
    @GeorgeB514 11 років тому

    Nothing like Gelman in glorious 1080p

  • @johnmeier7284
    @johnmeier7284 Рік тому

    Gotta love good ol' Passive aggressive one upmanship performed in a confined public space

  • @TheDailyGnarticle
    @TheDailyGnarticle 8 років тому +29

    2:16 "Always in the market for cool stuff"
    flashback to 0:01

  • @AnalRampage
    @AnalRampage 3 роки тому +6

    Gelman will do anything for 40k

  • @JohnnyVanilla1
    @JohnnyVanilla1 7 років тому +48

    Asking for a gluten free bun in 2013 damn. Ahead of their time with these jokes

    • @newthrash1221
      @newthrash1221 5 років тому +6

      JohnnyVanilla1
      No, it was definitely a trend in 2013 also....

  • @sanedem
    @sanedem 11 років тому

    Everything I watch on from Tim and Eric im never quite sure if its a gag or an ad at first. xD

  • @SwellBread
    @SwellBread 11 років тому

    Tim, I love what you've done there with the gig gag.

  • @AbduCola
    @AbduCola 5 років тому +2

    Why are the comments disabled on the first one?

  • @thewaitisogre
    @thewaitisogre 11 років тому +1

    personally i love the short parts.

  • @MattyBoy714
    @MattyBoy714 11 років тому

    That loud voice is a very special skill and I enjoy his use of it very much

  • @MurphBudz
    @MurphBudz 11 років тому

    Yes!!!

  • @AtheistEdge
    @AtheistEdge 5 років тому +1

    Were there people there when you started?
    Yes.

  • @DClean
    @DClean 10 років тому +2

    I want a cheezeburger now.

  • @aidanvol
    @aidanvol 11 років тому

    you know good television and thats why I like your work, its good television.

  • @speier
    @speier Рік тому

    I love that Tim’s shirt had moiré

  • @JBades6310
    @JBades6310 8 років тому +5

    the waitress is actually tim's wife in real life

  • @chocomilkfps1264
    @chocomilkfps1264 2 роки тому

    I like that Brett Gelmans resume says that he played ‘Jawa 1’ in Phantom menace…
    Such a fitting role since Jawas weren’t in phantom menace and neither was Brett Gelman

  • @JelqtronZero
    @JelqtronZero 10 місяців тому

    2:14 that sip and that weird fake grin... mastered the awkward asshole here.

  • @manchesterisblue1023
    @manchesterisblue1023 4 роки тому +1

    underrated

  • @VexedFilms
    @VexedFilms 11 років тому

    His profile pic is taken from this video footage of Tim Beiderbecke, having lunch in this bit with Brick Goldmund.

  • @charlieb5020
    @charlieb5020 11 років тому

    This has to be a parody of Seinfeld's "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee".

  • @youngskywalker7559
    @youngskywalker7559 9 років тому +18

    TIm's resume does not look too impressive.

  • @grazperrelli9018
    @grazperrelli9018 11 років тому +3

    Tim, you and Eric are the future of comedy. In time, even Americans will catch up to it. Since I first discovered TAEASGJ, I've been in hysterics. My dream would be to work for you guys and just create funny shit all day.

  • @Wax_cola
    @Wax_cola 8 років тому +1

    Do more of these @tim! The first one is my fav vid on youtube.