Araki is simply the ultimate life form. He doesn't age, his ideas are god tier (bands name themselves after his characters) and he once got so bored with an entire universe that he just said "guess I'll just start over"
What about "Unfavorable decision made at a bargainably low amount of currency equivalent of particles lying on the earth's crust with the ability to sustain life"
2:22 Jotaro would pay, he's a guy who really cares about the people around him, even if he doesn't show it... or whatever Araki said that one time. The only reason he ignored his family was because he was trying to protect the world from evil stand users by collecting the arrows and looking into opponents that could be quite evil. I really don't think his family was so much more important than the entire world. He's a protagonist that really understands the bigger picture.
@@GamingXGames_ personally i prefer Unfavorable decisions made at a bargainably low amount of currency equivalent of particles lying on the earth's crust with the ability to sustain life
21:50 Tonio only did that because Josuke didn’t wash his hands before entering But if I ran a gourmet restaurant meant to help people and one of my customers entered without washing their hands I would be pissed too
Y'know, about the one at 4:59, Netflix actually turns off the auto-skip for the credits on those episodes. It's pretty cool, like they agree that it should not be skipped lol
1:00 I dont remember if its stated in the anime or manga, but as far as i know, Yoshiteru Kira wasn't a good father and he kept "living" because he felt guilty and now he wants to help his son
He was a supportive and protective father absolutely, not "good" for society, seeing as how his son is a serial killer but he was a good father to Yoshikage. He verbatim says; "You could never help having the urge to kill women, even when you were a child. But... if that's what makes you happy, then I will always protect you, because... you are my one and only son."
"A genie appears you have three wishes" "me ok I wish Jojos bizzare adventure's was real and I wish I can use hamon and I wish I had an op stand" "genie oop okay...."
27:10 Honestly I'm quite surprised at Arnold Schwarzenegger there at age 16 was pretty much had huge muscles and really worked all lot at the very young age
3:36 but actually hating jojo is a jojo reference too Then they die and in heaven they realize that the heaven door is a jojo reference and jesus crist too
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
16:14 it should be the other way around, mr bean should be ''araki looking for names for his stands and characters'' and the paper should be ''bands and songs' names''
Imagine not calling D4C “Filthy acts at a reasonable price”
FA3RP
de fo si
Until Kellen Goff says it then we won’t be laughing
Or
Sickening actions partaken in such a way that requires low sum of money to be payed for
SAPISAWTRLSOMTBPF
Or
Unsanitary undertaken unexpesive actions
U4A
Araki is simply the ultimate life form. He doesn't age, his ideas are god tier (bands name themselves after his characters) and he once got so bored with an entire universe that he just said "guess I'll just start over"
drown
Twitter: HMMMMMMMM
And thus part 7, 8, and 9 was born
He just uses hamon
Araki: gets older while animating pt.3
Also Araki: A L E S S I T I M E.
Imagine not calling D4C "Messy things done in a way that requires quite a small amount/sum of dabloons."
Cheap stuff that may be illegal being sold for a tiny quantity of currency
What if D4C was called " quite rapscallion actions done at a economic low point of price
What about "Unfavorable decision made at a bargainably low amount of currency equivalent of particles lying on the earth's crust with the ability to sustain life"
2:22 Jotaro would pay, he's a guy who really cares about the people around him, even if he doesn't show it... or whatever Araki said that one time. The only reason he ignored his family was because he was trying to protect the world from evil stand users by collecting the arrows and looking into opponents that could be quite evil. I really don't think his family was so much more important than the entire world. He's a protagonist that really understands the bigger picture.
part 6
jolyne:
skipping jojo intros is a crime
Fr
Btw hayato was another character who fought for something good and right but had no super powers or whatsoever. Altho he deserved one
Worst character in the whole jojo franchise
@@marcoarrieta4983 WHAT
I mean like the other alternative was to watch like 5 people explode infront of him knowing he could’ve done something
he does have a stand, he just doesnt know how to activate it. if he didnt have a stand then how could he see killer queen?
@@turtlesquare7174 he couldn't.... that was just a special occasion with how BTD works
12:06 would be the biggest plot twist ever
I just realized doesn't the sticky fingers stand user kinda have the same voice as Gojo?
1:08 This line really hits different when you know the original context (I know from personal experience)
same
CONSENT WAS NOT INVOLVED
di molto
@@MountainMemelord well this looks like a good place to Di molto
@@MountainMemelord oh thats not fair
17:48 is so wholesome
(Dies) Realizing going to “heaven” is a jojo reference
22:43 i was seriously like "NOOO, PIZZA GiORNO, DONT LEAVE ME BROTHER!!!"
same
MICHAEL!!! DONT LEAVE ME HEAR- MICHAELLLLL
1:46 pure gold this is
Imagine not calling D4c “absolutely unspeakable nonsense that requires a sum of 10-567 dabloons”
I prefer "Acts of Dubious properties enacted at a preposterously unbelievably low cost"
@@GamingXGames_ personally i prefer Unfavorable decisions made at a bargainably low amount of currency equivalent of particles lying on the earth's crust with the ability to sustain life
Johnnys first appearance got me LMAOOOO
;)
@@johnnyjoestar850 hehe
Where tf am i???
wait is this even the right anime
@@azzjizzle408your in italy
Damn, birdsuke be looking fresh with that sick hair.
6:41 HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT
7:04 if ya´ll not gay and find a girl that is actually listening to pizza mozzarella you well damn know its gonna be the girl of your life
Considering this fandom, thats a big if
As a woman who listens to pizza mozzarella I would like to state that I am a lesbian, I’m sure you’ll find one eventually
4:22
ah yes he likes
*a raptor that eats rocks* and a *z e r o t w o*
3:43 space suits are also a reference to weather report in part 6
its actually a reference to kars
3:58 They are spitting facts at this one
Dio: “what is your ability?”
Me: “I’m just here to order the pizza for Vanilla I’m pretty sure”
Dio: “oh well your hired”
3:31 missed opportunity for the holly stand sicknes thing
Watching the news and making eggs bacon and toast are JOJO REFERENCING
18:02 is genuinely hilarious.
1:13 gappy when he sees kids blowing bubbles?
2:22
Jotaro could so be like:
"You've actually been hallucinating this entire time"
Stops time, leaves, and resumes time
Just like that
how my mom wants me to look: koichi but taller
how i want to look: dio part 3
how i acutally look: P E S C I
Imagine nkt calling D4C "Dirty Deeds Done At A Semi Reasonable Dirt Cheap Price"
6:10 this made me spit out water out off my mouth while I drink water 💀💀
21:50 Tonio only did that because Josuke didn’t wash his hands before entering
But if I ran a gourmet restaurant meant to help people and one of my customers entered without washing their hands I would be pissed too
1:01 So accurate 😅
19:23
I got it now.
It's the "Morio-cho radio" Jingle.
I'm dumb
4:58 skiping walk like an Egyptian: NOOOOO
17:39 THIS IS ME AND MY MOM!! I literally got her to watch Jojo with me, AND SHE'S LIKING IT
Same
0:35 Now we just need a meteor to have stands
Y'know, about the one at 4:59, Netflix actually turns off the auto-skip for the credits on those episodes. It's pretty cool, like they agree that it should not be skipped lol
POV: you realized that living is jojo reference
"JoBro Memes, making dreams", that's why I'm subscribed to your channel 😊
22:04 bro tusk act 4 is ONE of the thiccest jojo stands
and so is your mum
I know right
@@lmgdogewowl2474 crazy diamond: i beg your pardon?
You may spank it, once.
@@REMOVEMAUGAFROMTHEGAMENOW the world: I beg the pardon that you have begged
14:43 “moriah”😂😂😂😂😂
2:16
YEAH YEAH DEEZ.
If your wondering what happend to 30 seconds of the video well uh... KINGUH KRIMSON
5:44 tooru is beautiful
5:45 wer mah boi shigechi
3:13
Me: *wakes up*
Also me *hears da funn y AY AY AYY AYYYYY*
i love the hol horse soul meme 😂 cracked me up to much
4:17
When I saw 02 was there I just started bussing out laughing
Tell me i dont understand 😔
doctor: you have 30 mins to live
me: *watches this*
23:04 this had me dead laughing
23:13
...
I just killed pizza Giorno
Hello depredion...
How tf did I accidentally put dio in depression???
4:05 had the same situation, convinced my mum to watch jojo with me (even tho I've already seen half of it) and she keeps SKIPPING THE INTROS
You take the remote and hide it, make sure she doesn’t miss the interruption
7:28 it truly is a noisy crazy bizarre town
19:28 lmao kakyoin happy noise 😂
1:00 "Father that actually cares about his son > villain" *puts george joestar*
Koichi is the most reliable person so the fact he wasn't on the dating list thing means he's busy dating yukaku making him loyal too can't believe it
17:47 How to get a mom interested in your intersts
5:45 Atleast Tooru looks decent
He do be fine ngl
D4C's unstable cousin: Virtuous Actions at a High Expense.
1:00 I dont remember if its stated in the anime or manga, but as far as i know, Yoshiteru Kira wasn't a good father and he kept "living" because he felt guilty and now he wants to help his son
He was a supportive and protective father absolutely, not "good" for society, seeing as how his son is a serial killer but he was a good father to Yoshikage. He verbatim says;
"You could never help having the urge to kill women, even when you were a child.
But... if that's what makes you happy, then I will always protect you, because... you are my one and only son."
@@Akiraspin yeah, sometime after i commented that i saw that it was his Mother the one that was abusive to Yoshigake
@@Dinodio64 where did you see that
It was a scrapped backstory for Kira during DiU early-stage, because Araki was afraid that fans would begin to sympathize with Kira.
13:41 honestly thats COMPLETLY RELATABLE
9:00 giorno would buy an ice cream for child
1:01 oh yeah jonathan was def a villain right
"A genie appears you have three wishes" "me ok I wish Jojos bizzare adventure's was real and I wish I can use hamon and I wish I had an op stand" "genie oop okay...."
22:13 sbr is about Italy, America, and jesus
Yes
i know it is a meme but jotaro actually cared about jolyne much. he wanted her safe and sound so he wasn't appearing on her life
yes
YES! YES! YES! YES!
"awful actions at an affordable price"
27:10 Honestly I'm quite surprised at Arnold Schwarzenegger there at age 16 was pretty much had huge muscles and really worked all lot at the very young age
2:37 USES GER TO RESTART THE DATE LMAO
9:47 is totally me
I love funny valentines pronunciation for d4c
3:36 but actually hating jojo is a jojo reference too
Then they die and in heaven they realize that the heaven door is a jojo reference and jesus crist too
the floating through space is a KARS REFERENCE,
Women: Isn't it weird that we live more than men?
R: yea..
Jonathan/Joseph who lived 120 years because of DIO: haha yes
5:51 yup am going to connect jojo and mortal kombat together
1:47 that got me rolling 😂
when your dad can stop time but has no time for you:
"filthy acts at a reasonable price"
Also known as:
"Divorce"
And the pronounciation is:
*"Dee-vhor-cee"*
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
20:57 me as average bloody stream enjoyer
0:55 dio had a abusive father and his mother died jonathan had a nice father who cared about him dio just got adopted
2:50
Kinda cool
5:09 pretty much except katar didn't beat the guy to death, just traumatized him
16:14 it should be the other way around, mr bean should be ''araki looking for names for his stands and characters'' and the paper should be ''bands and songs' names''
@@lastcomment636 but I didnt find it funny cause its not correct
I agree the joke is not funny cause it's just stupid
whoosh
3:40 them realising that their space suit is a Jojo reference (WEATHER REPORTO)
9:40 imagine this happened...
I would start beating the living shit out of the teen
(tiktok is annoying and bad and beating the shit out of a teen is a jojo refence)
8:07
Genie: I refuse
4:12 me: *knowing it's 99*
8:33 You aren’t slick, I’m on to youuuuuuuu, Mista hates 4, aka tetraphobia, but you put him 4th on the list
9:26 i think when they were making the stands they accidentally swapped the names
They? And also that was intentional, tarot card
No one:
Not even an atom:
Text to speech: YER YER DAZE
3:07 wait.. where is josuke part 8 that Is under the bed?
I like how the title is 30 minutes of jojo memes when it’s 27 minutes
1:13 Okay I know I wasn’t the only one thinking of part 8
You aren’t
Soft and Wet’s bubbles
5:17 should have been
What is you're ability
The sun
😅 you are in the team
I mean 5:12
1:20 CEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
I call it DEE FOO SHEEE
Early gang, where are you?
Late maybe
Kinda late?
@@Talashazuwu ye
Oi
Here
1:42 Could've been better if it was a GIF of Kars getting flung to outer space.
1:30 lol