I don't want to set the world on fire but you're dropping a tactical nuke on Moscow
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
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Meanwhile somewhere in NORAD headquarters REM is playing……
Based
It’s the end of the world as we know it
Just imagine this being played on some broken radio after dropping the nuke
In a bus, on a destroyed city block, as the camera pans out
I think they made a game about this
@@ATFprdepartment I didn't know the ATF was interested in such videos
@@fearandloathingmedia2051 my brother in Christ we ARE one of these such videos
im 100% gonna be the dumbass who nabs a radio tower just to do that
Using MW2 D.C. Invasion radio chatter in this was genius.
Thanks! I've always wanted to have a way to use it but I felt like using it for a mainland US invasion scenario would be too easy. Thanks for watching!
@@jrmungandr Also unrealistic, in real life Russia can’t fight its way out of a paper bag. MW2 in real life would have almost all missions in Russia and nowhere beyond that.
@@zachlang1982 well yeah we know that now, less so in 2009
Bro I head the chatter and new immediately what it was. DROP THAT THOUSAND POUNDER ON THE ROOFTOP!
bruh i knew i heard that voice before
"The return of the king"
Return of the legend!
This comment is supposed to represent nuclear Armageddon, Right?
We missed your content bro. Great content as always!
Appreciate it!
•Droped a tactical nuke on Moscow.
•Getting back to the base in America.
•There is no more America.
Don't know if this comment age like milk or fine wine but okay
"We'll meet again
Don't know where
Don't know when
But I know we'll meet again some sunny day"
I have always been fascinated by Jörmungandr's artwork.
*"Here comes the sun."*
@@itburnswhenipiss "do do do d-"
Dr. Strangelove
its always sunny in moscow
He’s back after all of these months.
This kinda reminds me of the HBO film By Dawn’s Early Light.
2:18
That shockwave made me feel actual empathy, regret and shame. 10/10 video.
Then I did my job right
@@jrmungandr goddamn right you did. Keep it up!
as Ukrainian i felt sad that it wouldn`t happen irl
@@rodionpohodnia3905 you deserve to be invaded
I hardly noticed TBH even when I tried
Actually curious. For bomber-delivered nuclear weapons, would they normally call out a countdown till detonation? Like _"Detonation in T-minus 60 seconds..."_ I vaguely remember hearing something like that with Little Boy and Fat Man. Or maybe its just a fabrication from movies and video games
Yes it's a real thing, it's used to give others time to gtfo asap. However, for a mission that would be most likely used nowadays, they will have just the bomber itself and the crew would probably talk locally or via ICS to each other but the comms/radios would be off. Its like with nuclear submarines given the final mark from the president, they get all the information and go silent/off the grid until the nuke is launched. They will resort to killing all who stand in the way to achieve it including allies.
They got to outrun the explosion, the little boy and fat man were because they needed to make sure they weren't duds, trinity worked, but many things could have happened on the way to Japan.
Shockwaves fly a lot faster than aeroplanes
@@The_Stumbler a dud!?
@@desolatortrooper7196 yeah, a few faulty wires, a circuit or two knocked out of place, the thing being assembled backwards. You may think it to be impossible just because it's a nuke, but there has been plenty of broken arrow incidents, one with the nuke being ready to strike when stopped by something as little as firing pins.
Gotta love when you are living through yet another significant historical event right now.
Great events are fascinating to anyone who isn't living through them.
@@The123somerandomguy Not like that at all. More like sarcastic remark regarding to how this could reach to those who haven't partake in such events any time.
Wow 2:18 actually made me feel genuine fear and anxiety. You really have talent man, good video.
Please Do: “Maybe (By the Ink Spots) but you are wandering through the wasteland”. Loved the video!
'maybe' but the super mutants are stripping necropolis down for scrap metal
@@fiyum333 Great idea!
profile checks out
Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
“Where the hell’s Major Kong?”
“YEEEEHAAAAAAAWWWW!”
A great one to return with, thank you!
YOU'RE breathtaking!
"In the Shadow of the Valley" but your squad is making the Legion pay for every inch advanced on Hoover Dam
That MW2 radio chatter
jormungandr "dropping" heat once more, you love to see it
Hah!
BAH DUM CHH
when we needed him the most, he comes back
Hey hey hey, it's just a tactical one, Ivan, no need to make a big fuss. Just want to warm you up a bit in the winter.
Yhea it's those B-83 strategic nuclear bombs that are what would normally be used on cities. Than again tactical nukes like the B-61 are still stupidly OP
Mamnoun-Bu Kolthoum but you're watching the white phosphorus fall on Idlib and your friend isn't picking up the phone.
tie me to the missile, I'm ready
I miss you Joermungandr
Small price to get rid of russia
Can you plz make a version with the song Nautilus Pompilius "Goodbye Аmerica", but you are launching a Poseidon nuclear torpedo towards the east coast
Would make sense if those torpedos actually fucking worked.
i'm glad you're back, in these dark times we all need your content
I missed your uploads bro, always happy to see that you're still here making these
Thank god this hasn't happened yet.
*Yet*
We can only hope. (FSB I know you're reading this it's a joke promise pls don't poison me with palladium)
Coming back with nuclear fire! Missed you bro! Glad your uploading
So the B-52 would be dropping a strategic nuclear warhead which, assuming it somehow even makes it to Moscow.
Love this btw, great to have you back
Well, it's impossible. Modern nuclear weapon will be launched inside rocket
@@FDDFGGSHORTS agreed and it would be way more uneventful then most people think, hell most of the country likely wouldn’t even realize nukes cranked off
@@michaelsoland3293 yeah but given this is the ink spots, we’re gonna assume this is the 50s or 60s
@@permafrost8322 great point
@@FDDFGGSHORTS The last nukes to go off will likely be those dropped from bombers. Nuclear bombers are still in use and are very important. Whiteman AFB in Missouri is home to the B2 nuclear stealth bombers, and a prime target for nuclear strikes because of that. Nuclear bombers are still capable of delivering nuclear strikes, stealth ones particularly so. The American Nuclear Triade is ICBMs, Nuclear Bombers, and Nuclear Subs. All three are important, as they all act as fail safes in case the others don't work or are taken out in the first strike. The Silos are based on the land, the bombers in the air, and submarines in the oceans. It's just not possible to wipe all of them out simultaneously.
And think about it, nuclear bombers are still effective. All the ICBMs that would have launched have already devastated the country in question, they won't have any AA left to shoot the bombers down. And if they do have AA guns left operational, I highly doubt there would be anyone still manning them. Even if the bombers were alone, somehow all the silos and subs were taken out before they could launch, all it takes is a handful of them to make it through the air defenses, drop their bombs, and the deed is done. Just shows that Mutually Assured Destruction is a very real thing.
“Don’t Sit Under the Apple Tree” but you’re landing at Omaha Beach
"Ich Bin Soldat", but you are a conscript in the Werchmat and you just want to go home
Hey man hope you enjoyed the well deserved break 👑
Dude please don't let your channel die man wtf this is your work man please don't die!!!
Should do something with today by smashing pumpkins
“I vow to thee, my country” but your the last alive of the Terra Nova expedition
another banger, keep em coming
Welcome back king. Looking forward to more Ukraine war content. Thank you sir.
"Black Cats" as your cruiser detects multiple hostiles approaching
‘I vow to thee, my country’ but your Lewis gun is running out of ammunition
I just found this channel two days ago, I’m so glad it isn’t dead!
I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.
🥺🥺🥺
another banger my good sir
keep it up man
Ivan, why is the sun rising in the west?
Pecché by Gaetano Enrico Pennino but your squad is being wiped out at the Battle of Caporetto (Italian perspective)
Awesome.
Now do Youngstown but you are tapping the blast furnace at Ohio works for the last time before closure and becoming unemployed
Vault Dweller: My time has come.
“The Time is Now” but you’re a 10 year old kid at ringside watching Brock Lesnar squash Cena at SummerSlam 2014.
Dire Straits - Money for Nothing, but you're a first-responder to the North Hollywood Shootout.
Think at some point you could do "Dear Hearts and Gentle People by Jim Reeves, but Three Mile Island is having a meltdown"
Or maybe just something that involves the 3 mile island incident.
You should have posted this 3 days ago when we had that artical 5 scare with the ukranian AA missile.
All You Are Going To Want To Do Is Get Back There but you're in a trench in Verdun
Every time, literally every damn time me and my army friend talk about world events we just start singing this and laughing at the sheer absurdity of the whole thing and how it got this bad. We both agree we are in the worst timeline 😂
Ikr
We're really not considering all the points in history where things could have been much worse.
@@jackmetrro Has your perspective changed? Russia has announced that they are going to start live fire testing nukes again, using the same test sites from before.
TNO:
Glad to have you back mate
The new fallout game looks amazing
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life would go well with just about anything.
All along the watchtower but you're a marine getting on a plane leaving kubal
‘My generation’ but you’re protesting for civil rights and the paratroopers just arrived (The Troubles)
Whats the diffrance between a regular nuke and a tactial one?
I don't think there is one honestly but maybe a tactical nuke is smaller or something. Maybe a tactical nuke is supposed to be dropped on a specific location but a normal one is just kinda like "eh f**k it"
@@ahandgrenade3640 oh ok, thanks bro
Мне обязательно нужно не смешно пошутить:обычные ядерные бомбы используются в обычных бомбардировщиках, а тактические в тактических.
А если серьёзно, то человек выше скорее всего прав
A tactical strike is something used in battle rather than for example in a first strike scenario etc.
Четырнадцать минут до старта (14 minutes to start) but youre the cosmonaut of Soyuz 1
Which Side Are You On? but the National Guard is Marching on Blair Mountain
Do California Love By 2Pac, but you're an LAPD officer raiding a gang hideout
Heia Safari but you're a Schutztruppe Infantry in the Herero and Namaqua Genocide
осуждаю название
Song of the onion but you are a French soldier in the trenches of verdun
"you're in the army now" but a soviet armored division just crossed into the fulda gap
You truly make some horrifying masterpieces
London Calling but you’re making your way through the infected with your squad to rescue survivors (zombie apocalypse)
"Die Partei hat immer Recht", but the demonstrators told you that Schabowski said that the new travel regulation takes effect immediately.
Canto dei Sanfedesti but you're a Neapolitan garrison in Naples being besieged by the redshirts
That was great! (In a depressing kind of way) If you need any more ideas, maybe next you could do Rocket Man but you’re on Apollo 13 and you’re venting something out into space.
The based ending
War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left
Bro I just watched the return of the king last night, guess I'm getting a double feature!
Mary on a Cross but you’re holding off North Korean and Chinese soldiers from entering Seoul city square (WW3, US army draftee.)
They didn't even catched flak or fought off fighter planes, meaning that they just wiped out an defensless city! 😮
man , why are you trying to politise a cool ambience video , seriously ppl like you are so annoying
Yes.
That, or all the planes can't take off because the depo commander didn't take care of the jet or sold the fuel.
@@sanguiniusonvacation1803 why would they sell the fuel when russia has way way cheaper gas prices
please let this remain fiction for the good of all men. Great content Jormungander
Family reunion but you've just spent 20 years in Afghanistan and there's something puffy under that guys jacket
Idea: Shipping up to Boston but you are fighting in the Revolutionary War
“Goodbye mama, I’m off to Yokohama” but you’re deep in Tokyo during operation coronet
Bomb tzar > tzar bomb
You should do "sky pilot but your jumping to the fields of Holland in operation Market Garden
The British Grenadiers but your taking heavy losses at Breed's Hill
DEFCON 1
Valhalla Calling but it's 2026 and you're a US Marine riding an MV-22 during an amphibious assault to retake Russian Occupied Iceland
"Well, fellas, I reckon this is it. Nuclear combat toe to toe with Rooskies!"
And this is the actual end
Can't wait for Fallout 5 real life edition
IDEA: In the Grand Scheme of Things by Custard but you’re a VFS firefighter in Nelligen during Black Summer.
"Here comes the Sun" but you're a Japanese person on August 6, 1945
You can actually feel the emotions here that it's starting to be creepy
HES BACK BABY
"Everybody Wants To Rule The World" will be much better
Our boy has returned!
Where did you source the shock wave / turbulence sound at 2:18 from?
Glad to see you're still making videos, cheers
More to come!
@@jrmungandr So that was a lie
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter"
I know you would like to create a Star Wars video and I have a idea.
Glory to the empire but you or holding out in the Coruscant power plant as rioters are breaking in.
i think "For Whom the Bell Tolls but you're surrounded by Fascists on a hilltop in the Spanish Civil War" would be pretty neat, great job on the video man!
Russian just attack poland accidently killing 2 people and i don't like how youtube recommend this to me.
Also not sure if it's russian or not because it can be ukraine defective missile but NATO ask ukraine if it's them and they said *NO and even said NATO to come and check it their self* but is weird because nobody is mad at ukraine, accident can happen. If they found out russian did "attack" poland, they going to active article 4 or 5. Which mean in short WW3.
So what delightful day to live in.
Please do "Fire in the sky" but you´re aboard Artemis 3 during launch
If your still doing fictional videos like the mars one I’ve got a good a idea for one. “For whom the bell tolls” but you see a horde of aliens running towards you. Btw this is supposed to be a reference to the game Serious Sam if you’ve never played it you should give it a try it’s like Doom but with aliens