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Bro doing homophobic joke in under 1 min speedrun just bc. Not to be mean, but could you focus the talking about yourself more focused on the front or end for more easy skiping if somebody heard it before?
Mr. Cobbled for the love of god what is the music you used at 5:55 when the Reckoned Dead section starts, I’ve been looking for it for 2 months now and I am going insane. And at 28:04 that’s just good music. Cobbler for the love of God, HaShem, Jehovah, Jove, Wotan or whatever the hell you do or don’t give a shit about list your damn music. Every single goddamn video I see has such amazing information, quality of editing, and presentation and perfect music that is never linked and is incredibly hard to find.
I love this series, there's two stories: - The Spanish-Mexican stuff - The story of a UA-camr who, wanting to get into history a bit more, made a video based off of Bernardino de Sahagún's writings, realized it was quite strongly biased, then set everything on fire and invented a masterpiece of a historical analysis series which actually started uncovering some genuine historical facts that most people would never realize, presented them neatl, but didn't stoop to overcorrecting everything to favour the aztecs too highly, maintaining the human element of Bernardino's work but providing room to explore and consider the atrocities of both sides, and the nature of empires as a whole
@@DJPeachCobbler RIP. DJPeachCobbler was a good man, a kind man, and should have been better at Smash Bros. May his loss never be forgotten. So let it be written, so let it be done. O7
The fact nobody noticed or cared the sun was setting in the wrong direction feels like a real life plot hole. Another amazing video by the way, can't wait to see more
@@Clarkamadorian Oh yeah, absolutely. There's tons of this kind of stuff throughout history, I just think it's interesting to compare these real life events and stories to fictional stories that also have plot holes you'd think the characters would've noticed. Like, apparently that kind of stuff in fiction is a lot more believable than we think lol
Would love a series on the De Soto expedition. those guys actually retraced Narvaez’s steps to Appalachia and came into contact with multiple Mississippian chiefdoms and basically went on a rampage, kidnapping and extorting people for non-existent gold. One of the bloodiest battles on what-would-be US soil occurred when the conquistadors went up against a particularly powerful chiefdom. Glad to see someone cover these topics though, I’ve always found the interactions between conquistadors and native americans extremely compelling and fascinating. They’re for sure worthy of being told more widely.
De Soto is such a peak potential Cobbler character, and we definitely don’t talk enough about what America was actually like until a group of goofy fucks landed at Jamestown, and how that shapes us
You may wanna look into Lope de Agirre, a basque conquistador who went "fuck it" and decided to carve his own kingdom, earning such nicknames as "The Mad" and styling himself as "The Wrath of God" and "The Prince of Freedom". So much anger he caused in the castillian/spanish court, that uttering his name was forbidden by Felipe II
Voice acting? Is it still voice acting when you’re just reading off your own script? I agree he has great energy to voicing these videos but idk if I’d call it acting? I’m no expert tho, it just got me thinking
Florida is a beautiful land (and not anywhere near as Apocalyptic as the memes would portray it) but the land definitely feels like it's eager to wipe out any living thing in it - whether Native Americans, conquistadors, or anyone else. As a Floridian, I would describe it as a Cursed Garden of Eden.
@@arandompasserby7940Seminole thrived there there was a tribe that still remained even after the wars and removal by the United States because of how extreme the terrain was.
@@Ralfi_PoELA Well, the Seminoles were the only Native tribe in US territory to never surrender. That said, living in the Everglades (after losing 3 wars) with zero modern technology doesn't sound like a particularly great existence, either. (The Seminoles weren't even originally from Florida, they moved south into Spanish Florida triggering the 1st Seminole War). One can only contemplate what damage disease and hurricanes had on them prior to modernization and proper record-keeping.
Jesus this is easily one of the most brutal series of unfortunate events i ever heard of. But Im left wondering, if everyone in the expedition died, and the natives were liars, who managed to chronicle the events?
@@Zacmaster78 They spent the whole story purposefully misleading and lying to the Spanish. So the reliability of what they'd have to say about it is very questionable.
when you set sail from an island and are out at sea with no land in sight for a few days the sense of which side of the boat the land should be on is really hazey if not non existent. Now why non of them knew that the sun was setting in the wrong direction we may never know
@@juwebles4352 Bruh could NONE these 400 NAVIGATORS tell east from west by LOOKING AT THE SUN? For months ON LAND? This probably isn't true at all and we'll never know the truth, since there are no realiable records of the event.
I got so excited as soon as you mentioned Corpus Christi. I’m from the Texas coast, a small town a little more than an hour north of Corpus. I grew up learning about the ritualistic cannibalism of the Karankawa from this area. The town I’m from was actually forced to move locations in the 1800’s due to their constant, successful raids. I’m really excited for the next video, thank you Cobbler!
Fun fact: "Pánfilo" in spanish means more or less, "fool" or "idiot". Wether that meaning came after this story took place or Narváez's parents hated him I'll leave up to your imagination. Extra fun fact: "Cabeza de Vaca" literally means "Cow Head" This story was written by a treasurer named "Cow Head"
@@aarongonalons7895 Yo también soy español, es cierto que las connotaciones suelen ser más positivas que las palabras inglesas qué he usado, pero si lees un diccionario verás que no me he equivocado.
@@aarongonalons7895 pánfilo, simple, memo, lelo, bobo, bobalicón. Those are some synonims from the RAE (Websters equivalent for the spanish language?). I would also think of the word simpleton to translate it to english.
The fact that anybody survived this expedition is astonishing One of the only 4 survivors was Cabeza De Vaca who went on to become governor of Rio De la Plata, Argentina
I believe that the story of Alavar Núñez Cabeza de Vaca is a story worth telling about . A great source on this story is Conquistadores By Michael Wood which is an epic testament of the conquistadors of Cortez, Pizarro and his brothers conquest of the Inca,to the search of El Dorado by Francisco de Orellana , and finally Alavar Ñúñez cabeza de vaca’s story
I'm so frustrated that I was taught that ol' Cowhead lead an expedition and saw the Mississippi River, I knew there was a lost expedition. I NEVER knew there was all this to know about the lost expedition. I love history and historiography and that history can change as our understanding changes.
"Wow! We're finally in the New World! I can't wait to go do Conquistador stuff!" "Just think, after this supply stop, we'll be on our way to Florida!" *record scratch followed by 140 dudes running away screaming*
Damm this really shows how lucky Cortes was with his expedition. He kneecapped nation while tasked to scout it out. One most useful thing he had was a translator.
Cortez was basically a player who kept rolling 20s over and over. While the DM was pulling his hair out as his player just pulled down. Like 4 months worth of backstory and just keeps doing what shouldn't be possible over and over.😂😂
Moments before you uploaded this I was thinking to myself "how am I supposed to stay sane without new DJ Peach Cobbler?" while browsing the catalogue. I'm going to make it.
As a Florida native I can't even imagine what fresh hell it must have been like treking through the Florida wilderness at that time. Anyone who's spent an AFTERNOON out in that humid hell knows... 😢
literally the only internet personality ive ever wanted to meet and have a regular fucking conversation with. Have a fantastic christmas and new years monsieur cobbler. Love every video you put out, yes, even your old first videos. Been around a year or so and i get so excited for the next video. Find myself checking your channell and rewatching videos and then going and finding some of your sources.. I always have the best time ive ever had watching anything when im on your channell. Thank you, for caring about things many people dont. Appreciation aside, your videos help me to sit back and think afterwards. Which is a great relief for my young self whos been trying to stave off this phone addiction, because your videos make me put my phone down for a couple hours and only pick it up to help me remember information and find new information to take notes with. If i ever do youtube again i aspire to be on your level of comprehension and that i can find my own niche topic and unique editing style. Really youre a very inspiring character and i just hope you keep doing documentaries of this sort. But if you find something different to try that works for you, lets fuckin see it! Bless bro
Please don’t end this series, I would love to see you cover Francisco Orellana’s journey down the Amazon River, it’s one of my favorite stories from this period in history.
Thank you for the early Christmas gift Papa Cobbler! I discovered your channel earlier this year and I’ve watched and enjoyed every video you’ve put out. I hope you keep pumping out fun and amazing videos you love next year.
This entire series on Spanish conquest of the new world was more educational than an entire public school education. COBBLER FOR SECUTARY OF EDUCATION!
Maybe they were so exhausted from the lack of food and water and safety that it really did took them a while to notice it. I mean, it would be reasonable to assume they were capable explorers but they still had very limited technology and no real experience with the territory, so who knows
I’ve been thinking this the whole time. Not ONE person raised their hand and said the sun is rising and setting in the wrong directions?! How is this not the most upvoted comment??!!! I want answers!!!
I always love when a peach cobbler (may be a DJ) kidnaps me and puts me on a island where I got to watch explain interesting history that I never knew before
Wow, as someone who lives near Tampa bay, this story feels way more connected and real. Thank you for including the best part of Florida in your history video :)
The only thing that completely perplexes me in this story is how the men didn't realize something was inherently wrong from the start? like without any local geographical knowledge, as long as they have looked at a map of the Caribbean beforehand they should have noticed "hmm. we are going north, but the land is to our right, and the water is to our left, when it should be the other way around?" like did they not have any kind of compass to determine direction to realize the coast they were aiming for should be in the west and not the east?
Legend tells it that whenever Florida Man does something crazy, it is the spirit of one of these doomed Conquistadors attempting to take control of a living body once again.
Yo Mr. Sick Peachy Beats! I have really enjoyed your series so far and has actually inspired me to pick up and read “A short account of the destruction of the Indies”. I have always been interested in history, but seeing your progress in learning about the field has been very inspiring. Keep up the good work!
Recently I've read a book a brazilian author about the first 30 years since the discovery of Brazil and some other parts, I think it is incredible how fucked up is the first contact by spanish and how different were done by the portuguese, who initially would try to negotiate with them and leave castaway (degredado) in this land. Years later they would come back and these prisoners would help them by translating and making commerce on pau brazil wood in exchange of iron tools to get even more wood and faster and get more consumer goods from europeans. I dont think there are sources of it in English, but a portuguese dude named Aleixo Garcia would lead a small army of natives to attack Cuzco on Peru by trailing a common path named Caminho do Peabiru, the amazing shit from this was that this path connected the Andes to fucking southern Altantic Ocean. And the discovery of Rio da Plata is fucking amazing too. Even some spanish people around here would act differently than in North America, and some would thrive not on violence but just by living among them. Or even how a french guy who used to traffic pau brazil adopted a native and brought him to France. It is full of unbeliavable stories, such a good book and kinda sad that there is no english translation for others to enjoy it too.
The answer is: Florida man. Florida man came in like a thunderbolt and struck the conquistadors before they even knew what was happening. The only reason we never learnt about it was because there were no newspapers around. I could see it now... "Florida man terrorizes group of foreigners". XD
I've said it once and I'll say it again, why has this man taught me more about history than the History Department at Texas A&M has taught me in the last four years? I straight up just used what I learned in your Rome videos on a final last week and I got a 97 on it.
I grew up in Florida, in the clearwater area. I love the history, we've got Civil War naval engagements, the 3 Seminole wars, pirates, conquistadores, and all that is backed up by 8,000 years of natives. it's a wonderland for historians. there was a story about a conquistador helmet being found in one of the Bayous in my hometown of Dunedin sometime in the 1940s. it's in one of the local museums, I forgot which. but it's real... even if the story of where it was found might be bunk. I lost a WWII-issue steel pot helmet in one of those inlets when my john boat sank. I found it in almost the same place a year later, almost nothing left of it. it had completely rusted away save for parts of the rim and a chunk of the dome.
Depends, is the place polluted these days? Could make the water more corrosive. If it was clean for the conquistadors then it could have been dropped, caked in a protected layer of mud and left there for nearly half a millenia.
@@samreddig8819 there's another local legend of a pair of confederate revolvers tossed into a nearby brackish creek, locally known for it's deep mud. I've often wanted to go looking for them. this part of Florida is odd, stuff is either almost perfectly preserved or there's nothing left.
I'll admit, didn't know you existed lmao. But this vid showed up in my feed and lo and behold: you got a sub. This is such a fun take on history, keep at it dude !
FALL OF AZTEC was a hood classic, and I loved every minute of it, how different perspective change the entire story and you will never know the real truth. I came here from Video Games and stayed here for the Production and scripting
I would have to guess the spanish crate full of corpses and deer skins the natives had was the remains of some of the ship wrecked crew that they gave a very cheap burial
That ending… the music, the careful scripting of the last minute, my god it’s so beautifully chilling. That funny pie man is an artist in his storytelling.
Did no one suddenly question why the coastline was east of them or on the starboard side of the ships? Like no one had the thought that the Mexican coast should be to the west??
I'm not sure if a compass was as available as the 17 - or 18th century, but when you're in open water after a storm, it would be difficult to tell which way was which.
Hey Cobbler, can you make the next history topic about the nomadic steppe peoples that harrassed every major power all the way from Acheminid Persians up to late Russian empire? Most people sweep them under the rug as savage barbarians that only steal and destroy. Scythians, huns, magyars, mongols, and so on. Love your history videos cant wait to see what youvdrop next
Just today was thinking about you and how you haven't uploaded in so long. Thought you were just busy with getting engaged and all that stuff. So glad to see you back. I wish the best and a merry Christmas(even though i know you hate Catholics) for you and your lovely fiance
Wait, how did the Spanish deal with the fact that the sun was rising over land? How did they think they were anywhere near the right place if the coast was in the wrong place?
idk. I've been wondering the same thing since DJ showed where they landed. They must have been pretty dumb/incompetent. They must have realized it eventually because they rode the rafts west.
1:03 you missed the perfect opportunity for a “at the ve-last minute” after you said velazquez but i was hoping you’d cover cabeza de vaca. my favorite conquistador who had the most incredible expedition.
You know, I was wondering when this was coming out. You posted the teaser for it like a month ago. Good thing I have notifications on for this channel otherwise I might've missed it entirely.
5th grade Texas history so vindicated hearing about Cabeza de Vaca lol. I recently started reading The Anarchy by William Dalrymple and all I have to say about European colonialism is that every bad thing that happened to every explorer or conqueror or trader, in service of his monarch and/or God, was deserved and divine Justice. Would love for you to do a series similar to the Aztec series except on Hindustan’s fall to the British East India Company and later annexation by the British Empire.
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First here yeahhh babahhh! Love your content man! Keep it up and merry Christmas!
Don’t listen to the funny pie man!!! Stop before it’s too late!!! I haven’t slept for more than four hours since the f-15 launched
Bro doing homophobic joke in under 1 min speedrun just bc. Not to be mean, but could you focus the talking about yourself more focused on the front or end for more easy skiping if somebody heard it before?
Mr. Cobbled for the love of god what is the music you used at 5:55 when the Reckoned Dead section starts, I’ve been looking for it for 2 months now and I am going insane.
And at 28:04 that’s just good music.
Cobbler for the love of God, HaShem, Jehovah, Jove, Wotan or whatever the hell you do or don’t give a shit about list your damn music. Every single goddamn video I see has such amazing information, quality of editing, and presentation and perfect music that is never linked and is incredibly hard to find.
I love this series, there's two stories:
- The Spanish-Mexican stuff
- The story of a UA-camr who, wanting to get into history a bit more, made a video based off of Bernardino de Sahagún's writings, realized it was quite strongly biased, then set everything on fire and invented a masterpiece of a historical analysis series which actually started uncovering some genuine historical facts that most people would never realize, presented them neatl, but didn't stoop to overcorrecting everything to favour the aztecs too highly, maintaining the human element of Bernardino's work but providing room to explore and consider the atrocities of both sides, and the nature of empires as a whole
Actually I just lost a smash bros tournament to the devil so now I can't make gaming videos anymore and he has my soul
@@DJPeachCobbler
RIP. DJPeachCobbler was a good man, a kind man, and should have been better at Smash Bros. May his loss never be forgotten. So let it be written, so let it be done. O7
@@DJPeachCobblerbro forgot to pick steve💀
@@DJPeachCobbler let me guess, you picked donkey kong and he picked some gay anime character with a sword half the length of the stage?
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The fact nobody noticed or cared the sun was setting in the wrong direction feels like a real life plot hole. Another amazing video by the way, can't wait to see more
Were the Spaniards just stupid?
Darn, that does make me think. There are plenty of other real life plot holes, but only now have I gotten a proper term for them
@@Clarkamadorian Oh yeah, absolutely. There's tons of this kind of stuff throughout history, I just think it's interesting to compare these real life events and stories to fictional stories that also have plot holes you'd think the characters would've noticed. Like, apparently that kind of stuff in fiction is a lot more believable than we think lol
Like how, wtf kind of navigator did they get? Lmao
@@nagger8216is easy to notice mistakes an errors as an observer, as a player is harder.
Would love a series on the De Soto expedition. those guys actually retraced Narvaez’s steps to Appalachia and came into contact with multiple Mississippian chiefdoms and basically went on a rampage, kidnapping and extorting people for non-existent gold. One of the bloodiest battles on what-would-be US soil occurred when the conquistadors went up against a particularly powerful chiefdom.
Glad to see someone cover these topics though, I’ve always found the interactions between conquistadors and native americans extremely compelling and fascinating. They’re for sure worthy of being told more widely.
De Soto is such a peak potential Cobbler character, and we definitely don’t talk enough about what America was actually like until a group of goofy fucks landed at Jamestown, and how that shapes us
De Soto's fingerprints are still, to this day, all over Mississippi. The most Northwest county in the state, bordering the river, bears his name.
You may wanna look into Lope de Agirre, a basque conquistador who went "fuck it" and decided to carve his own kingdom, earning such nicknames as "The Mad" and styling himself as "The Wrath of God" and "The Prince of Freedom".
So much anger he caused in the castillian/spanish court, that uttering his name was forbidden by Felipe II
werner herzog made a movie about him, aguirre, the wrath of god.
Basado
@@martin-vv9lf
A part which may have been written specially for Klaus Kinski.
But was even he insane enough to play it?
@@alanpennie still a masterpiece... Saw it as a kid, made me fall eternally in love with cinema...
Yup here’s his picture in the wiki page. Notice his occupation as a rebel 😊
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lope_de_Aguirre
The voice acting and script for these videos is always insanely good.
Voice acting? Is it still voice acting when you’re just reading off your own script? I agree he has great energy to voicing these videos but idk if I’d call it acting?
I’m no expert tho, it just got me thinking
Vocal storytelling abilities? Script reading? Voice work? Idk either
@@nickywags0712it’s voice acting
Technically watching a video isn't the same thing as texting and driving, I think this is worth the risk.
32 minutes to my customer, video is 30 minutes long, kind of just makes sense
It certainly was worth it for me.
Still alive?
Dont forget to crack a delicous cold beer.
@@revupthosefryers9177 most important, I’m sure he did it first thing getting in the car
To be fair, Florida breaks everybody. It's why Florida Man goes on regular rampages.
I am equally unsurprised and odly satisfied to know that the Florida swamp probably literally ate Spanish conquistadors.
Florida is a beautiful land (and not anywhere near as Apocalyptic as the memes would portray it) but the land definitely feels like it's eager to wipe out any living thing in it - whether Native Americans, conquistadors, or anyone else.
As a Floridian, I would describe it as a Cursed Garden of Eden.
@@arandompasserby7940Seminole thrived there there was a tribe that still remained even after the wars and removal by the United States because of how extreme the terrain was.
@@Ralfi_PoELAi mean when your that self isolationist no need to kick you out when no ones gonna try moving in there anyway
@@TheRealRusDaddy your mom's an isolationist. 🥁
@@Ralfi_PoELA Well, the Seminoles were the only Native tribe in US territory to never surrender.
That said, living in the Everglades (after losing 3 wars) with zero modern technology doesn't sound like a particularly great existence, either. (The Seminoles weren't even originally from Florida, they moved south into Spanish Florida triggering the 1st Seminole War). One can only contemplate what damage disease and hurricanes had on them prior to modernization and proper record-keeping.
Jesus this is easily one of the most brutal series of unfortunate events i ever heard of. But Im left wondering, if everyone in the expedition died, and the natives were liars, who managed to chronicle the events?
There were about 4 survivors, one named Cabeza De Vaca had returned to Spain (or new Spain, I forgor) to tell the story of what had happened.
The cameraman never dies
Who said the natives were liars?
@@Zacmaster78 They spent the whole story purposefully misleading and lying to the Spanish. So the reliability of what they'd have to say about it is very questionable.
@@zephyrna6249 They did a lil trolling
Its a little unbelievable that nobody on those ships would realise that the continent was on the wrong side of the boat
when you set sail from an island and are out at sea with no land in sight for a few days the sense of which side of the boat the land should be on is really hazey if not non existent. Now why non of them knew that the sun was setting in the wrong direction we may never know
@@juwebles4352 Bruh could NONE these 400 NAVIGATORS tell east from west by LOOKING AT THE SUN? For months ON LAND? This probably isn't true at all and we'll never know the truth, since there are no realiable records of the event.
Between the sun the stars and the land there is absolutely no excuse for a sailor to miss that.
In the break of winter, the sun is so far to the south, that east and west become indistinguishable...
Nice! As a Mississippian Archaeologist, I appreciate the expanding of the scope of this great series!
Please… de Soto next…
" If we possessed such large canoes as yours, we would follow you to your own land and conquer it, for we too are men like yourselves. " - Quigualtam
@@DJPeachCobbler holy shit that goes hard
I got so excited as soon as you mentioned Corpus Christi. I’m from the Texas coast, a small town a little more than an hour north of Corpus. I grew up learning about the ritualistic cannibalism of the Karankawa from this area. The town I’m from was actually forced to move locations in the 1800’s due to their constant, successful raids. I’m really excited for the next video, thank you Cobbler!
Fun fact: "Pánfilo" in spanish means more or less, "fool" or "idiot". Wether that meaning came after this story took place or Narváez's parents hated him I'll leave up to your imagination.
Extra fun fact: "Cabeza de Vaca" literally means "Cow Head" This story was written by a treasurer named "Cow Head"
Como ESPAÑOL vengo a decir que nunca e podido escuchar ni e tenido noción de que pánfilo se utilice asi
@@aarongonalons7895 Yo también soy español, es cierto que las connotaciones suelen ser más positivas que las palabras inglesas qué he usado, pero si lees un diccionario verás que no me he equivocado.
@@aarongonalons7895 pánfilo, simple, memo, lelo, bobo, bobalicón. Those are some synonims from the RAE (Websters equivalent for the spanish language?). I would also think of the word simpleton to translate it to english.
Argentino, en mí casa se usa Pánfilo=Tonto, Bobo, Crédulo pero no sabría decir si es algo con mucha difusión
Pánfilo viene del griego que significa bondadoso o literalmente el que ama todo o a muchos pan+filos
The fact that anybody survived this expedition is astonishing
One of the only 4 survivors was Cabeza De Vaca who went on to become governor of Rio De la Plata, Argentina
You have reinvigorated my childhood love for history. Thank you for always mixing it up
I believe that the story of Alavar Núñez Cabeza de Vaca is a story worth telling about . A great source on this story is Conquistadores By Michael Wood which is an epic testament of the conquistadors of Cortez, Pizarro and his brothers conquest of the Inca,to the search of El Dorado by Francisco de Orellana , and finally Alavar Ñúñez cabeza de vaca’s story
Totally agree, I wrote my senior paper about his account. I suspected that he would be featured in this video.
I'm so frustrated that I was taught that ol' Cowhead lead an expedition and saw the Mississippi River, I knew there was a lost expedition. I NEVER knew there was all this to know about the lost expedition. I love history and historiography and that history can change as our understanding changes.
@@BiggestCorvid I laughed at his name as a child but now I respect him as one of the few good Conquistadores there were at the time of the 1500's.
"Wow! We're finally in the New World! I can't wait to go do Conquistador stuff!"
"Just think, after this supply stop, we'll be on our way to Florida!"
*record scratch followed by 140 dudes running away screaming*
Yep. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
Each passing day it becomes more inevitable that we will have GTA VI in our hands before Cobbler posts “What the Romans thought of the Egyptians”.
Hes got about 2 years
Well, you got that episode. Kinda.
We got the episode.
Damm this really shows how lucky Cortes was with his expedition. He kneecapped nation while tasked to scout it out.
One most useful thing he had was a translator.
Cortez was basically a player who kept rolling 20s over and over. While the DM was pulling his hair out as his player just pulled down. Like 4 months worth of backstory and just keeps doing what shouldn't be possible over and over.😂😂
Moments before you uploaded this I was thinking to myself "how am I supposed to stay sane without new DJ Peach Cobbler?" while browsing the catalogue. I'm going to make it.
Me too, lol "where is my Cobbler? Nothing new?" Then this drops and I am saved
As a Florida native I can't even imagine what fresh hell it must have been like treking through the Florida wilderness at that time. Anyone who's spent an AFTERNOON out in that humid hell knows... 😢
Yeah. The underbrush in some areas is ridiculous.
There's a reason Florida was an inconsequential backwater for so long.
The south American jungle is 4x worse an they trekked through that
literally the only internet personality ive ever wanted to meet and have a regular fucking conversation with. Have a fantastic christmas and new years monsieur cobbler. Love every video you put out, yes, even your old first videos. Been around a year or so and i get so excited for the next video. Find myself checking your channell and rewatching videos and then going and finding some of your sources.. I always have the best time ive ever had watching anything when im on your channell. Thank you, for caring about things many people dont.
Appreciation aside, your videos help me to sit back and think afterwards. Which is a great relief for my young self whos been trying to stave off this phone addiction, because your videos make me put my phone down for a couple hours and only pick it up to help me remember information and find new information to take notes with. If i ever do youtube again i aspire to be on your level of comprehension and that i can find my own niche topic and unique editing style. Really youre a very inspiring character and i just hope you keep doing documentaries of this sort. But if you find something different to try that works for you, lets fuckin see it! Bless bro
Oh and this is my early christmas present, hell yeah.
Please don’t end this series, I would love to see you cover Francisco Orellana’s journey down the Amazon River, it’s one of my favorite stories from this period in history.
The idea of a country on the other side of the world "giving away" occupied land on the opposite side is baffling. The sheer audacity.
Look up what happend to Poland.
i mean the us is still doing the same to this day
That's how the world works the most dangerous man owns everything
"Part 2 is coming soon"
Made me rock hard
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Thank you for the early Christmas gift Papa Cobbler! I discovered your channel earlier this year and I’ve watched and enjoyed every video you’ve put out. I hope you keep pumping out fun and amazing videos you love next year.
I love Cobbler's storytelling style! So often the drama, humanity, and life within history gets buried and he does a great job letting it shine forth.
This entire series on Spanish conquest of the new world was more educational than an entire public school education.
COBBLER FOR SECUTARY OF EDUCATION!
Why would you give him to the government, where they ruin everything that's good and decent?
I've never heard of a sectutary before but he should definitely be one
Depends on your district. My "public" may not be the same as your "public" or in some cases "private".
Abolish the department of indoctrination
So, in Florida, was it just cloudy or did nobody notice the sun was rising over land instead of water like it should be on the East Coast of Mexico...
Like…. How though. There’s no way they were that stupid
Maybe they were so exhausted from the lack of food and water and safety that it really did took them a while to notice it. I mean, it would be reasonable to assume they were capable explorers but they still had very limited technology and no real experience with the territory, so who knows
I’ve been thinking this the whole time. Not ONE person raised their hand and said the sun is rising and setting in the wrong directions?! How is this not the most upvoted comment??!!! I want answers!!!
In the break of winter, the sun is so far to the south, that east and west become indistinguishable...
0:46 i never kicked a single puppy take that back.
This is a really good series, I love when you do history.
I always love when a peach cobbler (may be a DJ) kidnaps me and puts me on a island where I got to watch explain interesting history that I never knew before
I loved the Mujahideen until they went woke 😢and
Wow, as someone who lives near Tampa bay, this story feels way more connected and real. Thank you for including the best part of Florida in your history video :)
The only thing that completely perplexes me in this story is how the men didn't realize something was inherently wrong from the start? like without any local geographical knowledge, as long as they have looked at a map of the Caribbean beforehand they should have noticed "hmm. we are going north, but the land is to our right, and the water is to our left, when it should be the other way around?" like did they not have any kind of compass to determine direction to realize the coast they were aiming for should be in the west and not the east?
Legend tells it that whenever Florida Man does something crazy, it is the spirit of one of these doomed Conquistadors attempting to take control of a living body once again.
Your characterization of the conquistadors in this series makes me so happy. Greedy goblins being depicted exactly as they should be.
Yo Mr. Sick Peachy Beats! I have really enjoyed your series so far and has actually inspired me to pick up and read “A short account of the destruction of the Indies”. I have always been interested in history, but seeing your progress in learning about the field has been very inspiring. Keep up the good work!
Awesome, can't wait to sew you talk more about conquistadors
So you watched a 30 min video in the 3 minutes it’s been up?
@@Goddamn555 DJ Peach Cobbler glitchless Any%
@@Goddamn555 I just started watching the video, just saying I'm glad to see him cover more about this period in history.
Do a history of the soviet-afghan and American-afghan war. It would be dope to see a documentary of that DJ peach cobbler style!
That's pretty politically charged. Part of the reason cobbler picks old shit is to not get wrapped up in that shit.
@@samreddig8819 I don’t know bro, colonization is a pretty politically charged subject.
@@hunterp5131 but not nearly as much as it was in the relevant times.
@@samreddig8819 lol, turn on MSNBC, they’d disagree. I don’t think that many people ponder the soviet invasion of Afghanistan very often 😂
Dude just found out about your channel and I went into a rabbit hole and just watched all of your history videos! Top notch!
Keep up the good work!
Let's face it Florida was uninhabitable until the invention of air conditioning.
It was inhabitable in winter.
ANOTHER Cobbler conquistador video?!
Christmas came early!
Thank you, Papa.
I love the Costa concordia reference 11:05
Recently I've read a book a brazilian author about the first 30 years since the discovery of Brazil and some other parts, I think it is incredible how fucked up is the first contact by spanish and how different were done by the portuguese, who initially would try to negotiate with them and leave castaway (degredado) in this land. Years later they would come back and these prisoners would help them by translating and making commerce on pau brazil wood in exchange of iron tools to get even more wood and faster and get more consumer goods from europeans.
I dont think there are sources of it in English, but a portuguese dude named Aleixo Garcia would lead a small army of natives to attack Cuzco on Peru by trailing a common path named Caminho do Peabiru, the amazing shit from this was that this path connected the Andes to fucking southern Altantic Ocean. And the discovery of Rio da Plata is fucking amazing too. Even some spanish people around here would act differently than in North America, and some would thrive not on violence but just by living among them.
Or even how a french guy who used to traffic pau brazil adopted a native and brought him to France. It is full of unbeliavable stories, such a good book and kinda sad that there is no english translation for others to enjoy it too.
Conquistador first hand accounts are honestly horrifying and wild. A part of history that isn’t spotlighted much
Check out Voices of the Past
28:40, the Blood West chapter 2 menu music kicked in with perfect timing.
The answer is: Florida man.
Florida man came in like a thunderbolt and struck the conquistadors before they even knew what was happening. The only reason we never learnt about it was because there were no newspapers around. I could see it now... "Florida man terrorizes group of foreigners".
XD
I've said it once and I'll say it again, why has this man taught me more about history than the History Department at Texas A&M has taught me in the last four years? I straight up just used what I learned in your Rome videos on a final last week and I got a 97 on it.
I've already watched this 4 times. Love all this stuff so much
I grew up in Florida, in the clearwater area. I love the history, we've got Civil War naval engagements, the 3 Seminole wars, pirates, conquistadores, and all that is backed up by 8,000 years of natives. it's a wonderland for historians.
there was a story about a conquistador helmet being found in one of the Bayous in my hometown of Dunedin sometime in the 1940s. it's in one of the local museums, I forgot which. but it's real... even if the story of where it was found might be bunk. I lost a WWII-issue steel pot helmet in one of those inlets when my john boat sank. I found it in almost the same place a year later, almost nothing left of it. it had completely rusted away save for parts of the rim and a chunk of the dome.
Depends, is the place polluted these days? Could make the water more corrosive.
If it was clean for the conquistadors then it could have been dropped, caked in a protected layer of mud and left there for nearly half a millenia.
@@samreddig8819 there's another local legend of a pair of confederate revolvers tossed into a nearby brackish creek, locally known for it's deep mud. I've often wanted to go looking for them. this part of Florida is odd, stuff is either almost perfectly preserved or there's nothing left.
I'll admit, didn't know you existed lmao. But this vid showed up in my feed and lo and behold: you got a sub. This is such a fun take on history, keep at it dude !
Dude, every time you drop a video is is the highlight of my week.
No better way to celebrate the holidays then by learning about the destruction of the Americas for economic and honorific gain! Thank you Cobbler.
Not destruction, that came later, but the conquest of it.
There honestly wasnt all that much to destroy. Most of America was (and honestly still IS) uninhabited.
Life is still worth living!!! Cobbler my savior thank you for the new video! I just started!
Awesome video! Can you please also do a video on the early history of Pensacola, St Augustine, or Hernando De Soto’s expedition?
Bro, your videos are just awesome to watch! Keep up the good work!
FALL OF AZTEC was a hood classic, and I loved every minute of it, how different perspective change the entire story and you will never know the real truth. I came here from Video Games and stayed here for the Production and scripting
i love learning things from this channel
23:09 the way that this analogy genuinely helped me realize just how awful these guys had it IN REAL LIFE 😭 thank you dark souls
I’ve been waiting so long for this!!!! Thank you Cobbler
How the fuck did they not realize that the coast was on the east side of the ship when they were looking for the river?
As a louisiana native im bias, but i find plaquemine and Mississippian culture quite interesting. Any plans on making a video related to the region?
I would have to guess the spanish crate full of corpses and deer skins the natives had was the remains of some of the ship wrecked crew that they gave a very cheap burial
The best early Christmas present I could ask for, blessings upon Mr. Cobbler
The best early Christmas gift a gamer could ask for. Thanks Cobbler :)
That ending… the music, the careful scripting of the last minute, my god it’s so beautifully chilling. That funny pie man is an artist in his storytelling.
Did no one suddenly question why the coastline was east of them or on the starboard side of the ships? Like no one had the thought that the Mexican coast should be to the west??
I'm not sure if a compass was as available as the 17 - or 18th century, but when you're in open water after a storm, it would be difficult to tell which way was which.
@@knowlgmentburn5068 they still had the sun and the stars...
@@LucasCunhaRochaMaybe it was cloudy weather the entire time 😅
Don't underestimate the gold lust and the need of a man to one up himself against another I guess
Compass was invented in 206bc. Just sayin’
real talk, these videos are great that they serve as inspiration for my own videos i hope daddy cobbler never stops
Being born and raised in Florida, I can't see how anyone could live in this godforsaken land without A/C or state-sponsored misquito control
Having moved to lake county in January from upstate ny, i realized in the suffocating humidity of june that i may have made a mistake.
The production quality of this video is your best yet. Great series, great content.
Good amount of peach in this cobbler
Very good, that NFT reference was on point.
Mr. Peach Pie Man you are by far my favorite UA-camr, I quite enjoy your work keep it up. Godspeed
Read this book in college, an absolutely incredible series of events.
Either I'm just now noticing how much better the production quality is, or it's improved a lot recently. Gorgeous lighting
Hey Cobbler, can you make the next history topic about the nomadic steppe peoples that harrassed every major power all the way from Acheminid Persians up to late Russian empire? Most people sweep them under the rug as savage barbarians that only steal and destroy. Scythians, huns, magyars, mongols, and so on. Love your history videos cant wait to see what youvdrop next
YES! A new video!
Its honestly impressive how we managed to settle such a brutal and unforgiving environment
Through blood and voilence
@@josephross8753 well yeah that's how you survive a brutal environment
@@josephross8753 Too be fair, it only took 400 men to set in motion the end of the most powerful local empire.
@@mrsing7465 Which empire was that?
@@youngarchivest9092 Did you watch the previous videos?
You are one of the greatest artists on this platform
I wonder how much fuckery we would’ve seen the Narvaez expedition gotten up to in those Mississippian societies if that captured chief was truthful.
Just today was thinking about you and how you haven't uploaded in so long. Thought you were just busy with getting engaged and all that stuff.
So glad to see you back. I wish the best and a merry Christmas(even though i know you hate Catholics) for you and your lovely fiance
No wonder dark souls was so good, Hidetaka Miyazaki was taking notes after god himself (intentionally or not).
so happy to see your new post!!!
How Florida (the panhandle) broke the conquistadors (meth addicts)
I love that the Conquistadors went to Florida and Florida happened.
Oh boy… 0:01
I've only just started and I'm already obsessed w/ that campfire. It's really nice
Wait, how did the Spanish deal with the fact that the sun was rising over land? How did they think they were anywhere near the right place if the coast was in the wrong place?
idk. I've been wondering the same thing since DJ showed where they landed. They must have been pretty dumb/incompetent. They must have realized it eventually because they rode the rafts west.
1:03 you missed the perfect opportunity for a “at the ve-last minute” after you said velazquez
but i was hoping you’d cover cabeza de vaca. my favorite conquistador who had the most incredible expedition.
You should reverse the title change. Finding out they were in florida was a ounch in the gut.
Right, I forgot the old title but it was better. This one ruins the surprise.
You know, I was wondering when this was coming out. You posted the teaser for it like a month ago.
Good thing I have notifications on for this channel otherwise I might've missed it entirely.
5th grade Texas history so vindicated hearing about Cabeza de Vaca lol.
I recently started reading The Anarchy by William Dalrymple and all I have to say about European colonialism is that every bad thing that happened to every explorer or conqueror or trader, in service of his monarch and/or God, was deserved and divine Justice.
Would love for you to do a series similar to the Aztec series except on Hindustan’s fall to the British East India Company and later annexation by the British Empire.
Bit embarrassing having your entire sub-continent being conquered by a company on some tiny island 1000s of miles away.
Christmas came early thanks for the video!
Best present I could have asked for
I’m very glad you don’t make videos on French History, otherwise you’d be a total hack
You've got me reading so much more on the topic, MORE VIDEOS
Thank you for your service in the real war, sir.
I very much look forward to watching/listening to these l, don't stop DJ!!!