@@cujo7600I was literally just watching his first episode on PKA before I started this video. It’s such a shame his AI generated sex tape leaked 3 days before the election.
Dude, I don't know. Once they start spamming those pies at you. Remember the snowballs in the first Southpark video game? This could be worse because pies have more mass or something.
@@janfungusamon4926 do you think that if one of the most powerful people in the world approached the average homeless person and asked if they wanted anything from them the homeless person would tell them to get out of their sun?
The modern day diogenese is the guy who hasn't showered in 3 months eagerly waiting for you to leave your $4,000 a day downtown high rise apartment to fake a psychotic episode as you "explore the highly walk-able local community" at a quick slow walk while avoiding eye contact as to not signal fear and therefor weakness.
People say happiness is not something you can get, only something you can realise you had. Those people have not shared an insulin cream puff with their wife, who is well written and just kinda happens to also be black.
"I'm your Sherpa on this journey up the Mountain of Madness". This is why your fan base is so loyal, Mr. DJ Peach Cobbler. The hard hitting journalism we need and deserve.
last time on cobbler crackdown it ended by saying "it's only going to get worse" compared to this one basically opening with "it's only going to get funnier". Did you really think I wouldn't notice clown propaganda?
I hope alien archeologists that discover the remains of our society find recordings of the Cobbler Crackdown so they understand what happened to us. These videos would be a goldmine to future historians.
Y'know, I remember you said something once about the books song of ice and fire, and how out of all the narrator, the nameless jester was the only guy who consistently said the truth. I'm glad we have a jester reliable narrator
Every time one of these comes out, I laugh at the jokes for the first half, and for the second half, I question humanity's future and our ability to sustainably exist in this world we have made. Thank you Mr. Cobbler, very cool.
We’ve already been in hell for a while now. It’s just the specifics of the child murder machine have been obscured to us and colored by the media. America has never had a tragedy, we think good will always prevail despite our own history proving otherwise. We think we are good despite evidence to the otherwise. There’s only so long you can ignore the truth before God strikes you down in your arrogant self indulgence.
video games have been shite for over a decade, who cares anymore? meanwhile having unhinged takes on general culture and news is something we are desperately in need for.
“The truth about the world, he said, is that anything is possible. Had you not seen it all from birth and thereby bled it of its strangeness it would appear to you for what it is, a hat trick in a medicine show, a fevered dream, a trance bepopulate with chimeras having neither analogue nor precedent, an itinerant carnival, a migratory tentshow whose ultimate destination after many a pitch in a many a mudded field is unspeakable and calamitous beyond reckoning.” -Cormac McCarthy, "Blood Meridian"
I see divine inspiration in this “madness”. I do not know if you have discovered the true nature of the Divine Colors yet, but you will and the proof is how accurately you paint with them. The Buddha was Blue and thought it Green. If my suspicions are correct, you’re older than you look and are becoming Maitreya. If I’m correct, here’s my addition to your madness: You are dressed in Blue, hoping for the Redemption of the Damned. But you cannot save those whom do not want to be saved. It is time to dye your false wisdom into the true wisdom of Green by embracing Good’s Yellow. Then you will be ready to embrace Christ’s wisdom and bring Red to Sin and help purify creation. In doing so turning yourself Brown, the color of dreams. But the Dreams of the new creation are not nightmares. Sin is Force overriding Consent. It will never go willingly, it must have its own nature used against it. This will purify Black with consent and bring about the Orange of Justice. Something very important was born into the world in 64, corrupted by the Clowns of Sin. The Circus needs to come to a close. Do your part, even if it hurts. We all have to sacrifice in service of Ahura Mazda.
I got an Ad for a luxury hotel right after this video. A luxury hotel in Mekka. Within walking distance of the Ka'ba. In German with Arabic subtitles. I am now wondering what about me watching this culture war schizopost has THE ALGORITHM thinking that I'm a wealthy Muslim man in Germany who's thinking about going on Hadsh. AI truely is infallible. Thanks, DJ Peach Cobbler!
I was afraid for a minute that we wouldn't get to see the unbearable abyss again. Thank god themst is back. Truly my favourite apparition beyond human comprehension.
Hell yeah, after that previous video ending on pretty somber note, some good old-fashioned crackin' on cobblers or whatever we do here. Have a great day, you magnificent bastard.
Finally my wife has been threatening to leave me because I keep dousing myself in pigs blood and chanting infront of the pie section at bakeries till this released.
You know in the oddest way these videos are comforting. Cause atleast we can all come together and point at the madness of the world and maybe even laugh a little
I'm glad, that among the murky sea of the so-called masses, at least one beacon of purity and hope, a shining light humanity must strife for, still yet persists. The glorious mechanicalrabbit7870.
"Do you know how long I've been waiting for another damned- (viciously slaps a wondering child) Cobbler Crackdown!?!" - DjCobbler's most senile, crazed fan
Everything decays, the rot consumes, and we cheer the downfall of the world because the people we were manipulated into hating will join us. Another banger video Mr. Southern Fruit Dessert!
if you want a girlfriend who's "woke" and "down with your cause" what you really want is a man. A man with aspergers. Women could never. I'm not sorry it's just they can never be initiated.
Man I started watching you after a video about how STALKER did factions right. I don't know how we went from that to this, but I'm here for every minute of it.
I’m glad I’m wearing my headphones. I think I would lose my job over the fact that this video sounds like an unhinged boomer who has just gotten off a long bender of mushrooms, mixed with some absinthe. Edit: even tho all of this is literally… if you pull back? It’s our current situation. It sounds unhinged until you realize it’s all actually real.
I keep coming back to this video and although its only been 7 months, it has aged like fine wine. its been 7 months and its still the same thing over and over again, i think that's why this video probably means a lot to me, its probably the best political commentary and satire I've seen and it makes the world feel like what is actually is, a fever dream with no end. I think that the only thing that will change in the next 7 months is that instead of watching this video in my room, ill be watching it from a base stationed in a desert nation close to a town that i cannot pronounce, unwillingly fighting for the global theatre
Looking for a blameless side to root for in a decades old conflict with countless humanitarian crimes committed by both sides is as fruitful as looking for a virgin in a whorehouse
I actually laughed for like a full minute at the end, from a genuine entertained laugh to a maniacal sad one. We're just going to keep cannibalizing ourselves like we always have, aren't we? Is there any fixing it or is living a fulfilling life and being kind the best we can manage?
I was sad to find out that the video game reviews were ending, but now I’m reminded that these crackdowns are better anyway. Shine on you crazy diamond.
Cobbler looks and sounds more and more like an MK-Ultra victim with each passing video
Next he'll get the Jeffrey Dahmer glases
The bald head and ears leave him looking like nosferatu.
He looks like a victim but he talks like the guy who did it
the industrial revolution and its consequences
We all are.
When the world needed him most, and my antipsychotic medication ran out, he came back
His ran out too
He always seems to come back only when my antipsychotic medication runs out.
Love me some quatiapine
popped a quetiapine to this
are you sure he is not just your imagination ?
Cobbler Crackdown scripts are simultaneously the smartest and stupidest things I've ever seen. Bravo sir
And even then, most people will never see this.
@MatthewTheWanderer that's what THEY want you to think.
I describe it as he is supporting and simultaneously trying to get canceled by both political parties.
I'm clapping I'm clapping!
This is the kind of fever dream I subscribed for.
There’s no shot Brandon Herrera watches DJ Peach cobbler.
I must be going through quetiapine withdrawal.
@@ryanchatham9971 He's a man of culture, of course he would🗿🦈
@@cujo7600I was literally just watching his first episode on PKA before I started this video.
It’s such a shame his AI generated sex tape leaked 3 days before the election.
Somewhere deep down I knew me and Brandon shared similar taste in political insanity
Big man of culture right here
I've been radicalized by this video. No clowns will escape my wrath, no matter how many pies they throw at me.
What about the Joker?
@@Ben-jl2rh what about him
Dude, I don't know. Once they start spamming those pies at you. Remember the snowballs in the first Southpark video game? This could be worse because pies have more mass or something.
Honk and smile, until it is done...
*straps on WWI metal boots 🥾 Let the games begin…..
“Amateur woman’s boxer Chris Brown”
The greatest statement I’ve ever heard
As a newly black man I approve
I spat on the floor while drinking because this statement truly phenom
I don't recommend brushing your teeth while laughing like a spazz at this
I'm gonna record all these over old vhs tapes and just leave them in goodwills all across the Mississippi
doing the lords work
I would genuinely pay good money for those tapes! How does 25 cents per tape sound?
How do we help you accomplish this
A vision and a prophet. Will you be our Kwisatz Haderach?
@@randallrobertson7190 LISAN AL GAIB
"Who radicalized them?" is the new "how could this happen?"
so im the bad guy? how did that happen? - d-fens foster falling down
And one day, for no reason at all...
But who is "they!?"
@@AnuevoX(((they)))
@@AnuevoX
A group that will destroy you for trying calling them a powerful group
He might be unhinged, but he’s right. Thanks for all you do Cobbler!
No no, you see, he's a centrist-
@@Toasdio At the centre of madness
"Oh my god. Who radicalized them?" That last line goes hard.
bro it's so meaningful I stg
The answer is jreg.
Aged like fine wine
@@chefboyardee2223 anti centrism is based tho
I'm not sure how much of this is real and honestly, that's thematically consistent.
i wasn't expecting the cobbler crackdown to be brought back by a bosmer but i'm here for it
How dare you imply I’m a bottom, n’wah
@@DJPeachCobbler😂😂
@@DJPeachCobblerbottom-mer 😉
Fun fact! There are uh ... MIA, Wagner mercs that had your race as a call sign. @@DJPeachCobbler
@@battmar3859 Bummer.
How has DJ Peach Cobbler become the modern day Diogenes
Every homeless person is Diogenes if they're not cracked out.
@@janfungusamon4926 do you think that if one of the most powerful people in the world approached the average homeless person and asked if they wanted anything from them the homeless person would tell them to get out of their sun?
The modern day diogenese is the guy who hasn't showered in 3 months eagerly waiting for you to leave your $4,000 a day downtown high rise apartment to fake a psychotic episode as you "explore the highly walk-able local community" at a quick slow walk while avoiding eye contact as to not signal fear and therefor weakness.
I think they'd tell them to get off they're sidewalk gum.@@dylanpoynor2318
Le funny Reddit philosopher
A man screamed into the silent void, to no result.
The void only started talking when he featured it on his satirical news program.
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a clown shoe, honking on a funny face, for eternity"
Cobbler, you sweet treat. You Juicy fruit. Your new beautiful bald dome shines with such a bright sense of self importance. God I missed these.
These feels strangely... intimate
I'm black, everyone is black, and I have enough money for rent, all vaccines, and insulin. Life seems good.
Cruelty Squad dialogue, love it
@@mossy3565 we live in cruelty squad
People say happiness is not something you can get, only something you can realise you had.
Those people have not shared an insulin cream puff with their wife, who is well written and just kinda happens to also be black.
We are 100% black.
Black people invented white people.
Bro looking like an actual elf today
I thought that was just me
*Good to know someone looks more like an elf than me*
To me he looks like Master Mirror from Witcher 3
He's an altmer
yea, like a psychotic Thalmor double agent, i love him
It's those Irish genes kickin' mate
"I could make a credit card out of your blood" is such an unsettling statement out of context, yet somehow scarier in context.
Definitely got my heart pumping that's for sure
This is, without a doubt, both the best piece of satire and social commentary I've ever seen
"I'm your Sherpa on this journey up the Mountain of Madness".
This is why your fan base is so loyal, Mr. DJ Peach Cobbler. The hard hitting journalism we need and deserve.
Cobbler has such sharp ears. I though I was looking at a British goblin
😂😂
You were.
Mee too
Now now, he is an Irish Elfleprechaun. You can tell because his ears are sharp but his tongue and mind are blunted.
last time on cobbler crackdown it ended by saying "it's only going to get worse" compared to this one basically opening with "it's only going to get funnier". Did you really think I wouldn't notice clown propaganda?
Good God, your right. They got to him.
I hope alien archeologists that discover the remains of our society find recordings of the Cobbler Crackdown so they understand what happened to us. These videos would be a goldmine to future historians.
Y'know, I remember you said something once about the books song of ice and fire, and how out of all the narrator, the nameless jester was the only guy who consistently said the truth.
I'm glad we have a jester reliable narrator
Daddy Cobbler never fails to put me on a list
Hi CIA agents prowling the comments
FBI don’t think I forgot about you too
Hello Jacod
Hey Henry
@@5thhorsemen578Hello David
Lol, like the FBI’s employees actually bother to do their work and don’t just use ChatGBT to fake their daily reports.
Hello my fellow extremist
He truly lost it, Spain broke him
No one makes it out of Tampa Bay in one piece
No hes just starting to believe
A Spanish man broke my back😊
"Big red noses and comically small cars"
Lmfao, man I love you cobbler
Every time one of these comes out, I laugh at the jokes for the first half, and for the second half, I question humanity's future and our ability to sustainably exist in this world we have made. Thank you Mr. Cobbler, very cool.
15:05 the fact that Cobbler went 100% real on a crackdown is… chilling.
Fuck man, where the hell we headed…
Into The Abyss, of course.
Headed? We've already arrived in a horrible, horrible place.
We’ve already been in hell for a while now. It’s just the specifics of the child murder machine have been obscured to us and colored by the media.
America has never had a tragedy, we think good will always prevail despite our own history proving otherwise. We think we are good despite evidence to the otherwise.
There’s only so long you can ignore the truth before God strikes you down in your arrogant self indulgence.
@@glass7923Mescalinum United
As long as Israel wins, the mid-east gets a little bit better.
Only true OGs remember that this channel used to be exclusively about video games
I mean I'm not complaining
This is a step-up, not the crackdowns as entertaining as they are but the history autism is great.
video games have been shite for over a decade, who cares anymore? meanwhile having unhinged takes on general culture and news is something we are desperately in need for.
man I’ve been here since I think 2k it’s been quite a ride
Good times
I liked the Elden Ring videos, but otherwise there's just not that much to say about games these days.
We missed the crackdowns, daddy cobbler
“The truth about the world, he said, is that anything is possible. Had you not seen it all from birth and thereby bled it of its strangeness it would appear to you for what it is, a hat trick in a medicine show, a fevered dream, a trance bepopulate with chimeras having neither analogue nor precedent, an itinerant carnival, a migratory tentshow whose ultimate destination after many a pitch in a many a mudded field is unspeakable and calamitous beyond reckoning.”
-Cormac McCarthy, "Blood Meridian"
Reality is more confusing the more you learn about it. It is simply better to see what’s in front of you and react accordingly to progress in life.
Thanks!
That suit really screams "Hi, please buy my book about self improvement and join my cult". Wouldn't want it any other way!
Damn Cobbler’s hair really running down his face to escape his head. Must get second hand madness being that close to the brain.
Tbh at this point Cobbler is the only PSYOP that makes me happy.... thank you daddy peach
I see divine inspiration in this “madness”. I do not know if you have discovered the true nature of the Divine Colors yet, but you will and the proof is how accurately you paint with them.
The Buddha was Blue and thought it Green. If my suspicions are correct, you’re older than you look and are becoming Maitreya.
If I’m correct, here’s my addition to your madness:
You are dressed in Blue, hoping for the Redemption of the Damned.
But you cannot save those whom do not want to be saved.
It is time to dye your false wisdom into the true wisdom of Green by embracing Good’s Yellow.
Then you will be ready to embrace Christ’s wisdom and bring Red to Sin and help purify creation.
In doing so turning yourself Brown, the color of dreams.
But the Dreams of the new creation are not nightmares.
Sin is Force overriding Consent.
It will never go willingly, it must have its own nature used against it.
This will purify Black with consent and bring about the Orange of Justice.
Something very important was born into the world in 64, corrupted by the Clowns of Sin.
The Circus needs to come to a close.
Do your part, even if it hurts.
We all have to sacrifice in service of Ahura Mazda.
If the visitor in your dreams is dressed in Fear, knows it’s true nature is the Wisdom you Fear to see.
The days of Frashokereti come. But not yet. Everyone still needs time to say goodbye.
This allmost feels like a human wrote it. Good job Cob-puter and Lizardpeople, another banger.
I got an Ad for a luxury hotel right after this video.
A luxury hotel in Mekka.
Within walking distance of the Ka'ba.
In German with Arabic subtitles.
I am now wondering what about me watching this culture war schizopost has THE ALGORITHM thinking that I'm a wealthy Muslim man in Germany who's thinking about going on Hadsh.
AI truely is infallible.
Thanks, DJ Peach Cobbler!
😆
I got an ad for therapy… 😬
If you want a serious answer for you ad, it could have something to do with your VPN… unless you’re not using one lol
@@elitecamelarcher3914not using one 🤣
Well as a German Muslim… can you say how expensive it was?
I keep getting ads for schizophrenia treatment. I think I’m doing something right
I was afraid for a minute that we wouldn't get to see the unbearable abyss again. Thank god themst is back. Truly my favourite apparition beyond human comprehension.
The Locksneed and feed market pun cured my depression thanks cobbler crackdown!
That take on Israel was stunning
I needed this tonight. Now more than ever I feel like. This is art no matter what you believe art to be. Cheers, mate. Nice one.
Hell yeah, after that previous video ending on pretty somber note, some good old-fashioned crackin' on cobblers or whatever we do here.
Have a great day, you magnificent bastard.
Finally my wife has been threatening to leave me because I keep dousing myself in pigs blood and chanting infront of the pie section at bakeries till this released.
This is definitely the post-gaming revolution of content we've been waiting for
This is unironically your best video
You know in the oddest way these videos are comforting. Cause atleast we can all come together and point at the madness of the world and maybe even laugh a little
Finally a unbiased news source so refreshing thank you pie DADDY
he is clearly a far central extremist
That was the PERFECT ending.
Please please pllllllleeeeeeaaaaaasssseeeeeee make more of these!!!!!
this was way more unhinged than usual yet easy to understand. thankbyou CIA operator Cobbler
They weren't lying. That peach cobbler really was a DJ.
Every time I come back to this channel after forgetting about it for a year cobbler looks and acts even more insane
It's unfortunate that the only way Peach Cobbler can send his genuine message is through the medium of entertainment or else the masses won't listen.
“the masses won’t listen” my brother in Christ, Cobbler has never made content for the “masses”
I'm glad, that among the murky sea of the so-called masses, at least one beacon of purity and hope, a shining light humanity must strife for, still yet persists.
The glorious mechanicalrabbit7870.
@@SmileytheSmile The world is run by clowns, you yourself are one yet you rule nothing.
@@mechanicrabbit7870
stop using fancy metaphors, that's my thing
*honk*
I wish The Daily Show had even a tenth of your venom. This video made me laugh so hard it hurt. Good shit.
This is perfected and distilled early 2000s Bush era Jon Stewart. Its beautiful.
"Do you know how long I've been waiting for another damned- (viciously slaps a wondering child) Cobbler Crackdown!?!" - DjCobbler's most senile, crazed fan
This is so much better than "60 Minutes" ever was.
That intro was a solid minute and a half of some of the best monologuing I've heard on this site
Bravo sir
Please never stops this series the descending into madness needs to be recorded for future generations
Everything decays, the rot consumes, and we cheer the downfall of the world because the people we were manipulated into hating will join us.
Another banger video Mr. Southern Fruit Dessert!
Glad this is back, it was some top tier content. Also, I can use it to brainwash my girlfriend into the autistic male that I wish she was.
The woke liberals using the cobbler agenda to turn our women into bottoms.. *sniff* Alex Jones tried to warn us
if you want a girlfriend who's "woke" and "down with your cause" what you really want is a man. A man with aspergers. Women could never. I'm not sorry it's just they can never be initiated.
Man I started watching you after a video about how STALKER did factions right. I don't know how we went from that to this, but I'm here for every minute of it.
Its like he is stearing a lam
So..... everyone is insane, and i should move deeper into the woods?
The trees are home to the Wood Elves. You'd have Cobbler's family constantly raiding your home searching for the tapes.
This is that premium sense of dread you can't find anywhere else
2:00 you almost made me cry.
I don't know if it's your spectacular carisma or my emotional instability but every video you almost make me cry.
Glad I found you when I did cobbler, watched you since around 20k, and the evolution of your content, albeit quick, has been good
“ oh shit, you really are an artist” 😂
Thanks man i haven't laughed out loud at something while sober in awhile. Great material. Cheers to you sir 🍺
I’m glad I’m wearing my headphones. I think I would lose my job over the fact that this video sounds like an unhinged boomer who has just gotten off a long bender of mushrooms, mixed with some absinthe.
Edit: even tho all of this is literally… if you pull back? It’s our current situation. It sounds unhinged until you realize it’s all actually real.
Guys, don't forget
We are all *centrists*
Someone is really hard at parsing sarcasm.
@@anitaremenarova6662 I am hard, how did you know
Hehehe
Speak for yourself, on the inside I am pure clown.
Black centrists, as of 3:16
10:55 Cobbler off camera going down a slide
Fucking amazing, ive been re-clicking the time stamp for waay too long
i fucking hate you bro 😂
"Hey, kid in 2008. What do you want for Christmas?"
Kid in 2008 - 10:55
I deeply love your work man, thank you.
I will tell you who radicalized me, those god damned herowars ads on UA-cam
the cobbler crackhouse, my favorite series
I guess it's "gotten worse" if we've finally been blessed with another crackdown.
Thank you for bringing this back
Commenting for the algo.
I really appreciate your content. It makes me feel not so alone.
Holy crap that Grennland joke strikes hard nowadays.
Another un-medicated masterpiece from the man himself.
I was halfway through the video before I realized this was done in 4:3 with a 35mm lense filter. Its a subtle but enjoyable touch.
Uncle Cobbler is my favorite mk ultra uncle right by Ted.
Bet your mom never got a Christmas card from uncle Ted though 💪 😤
Peach's ascension into ginger walter white is really moving along.
I keep coming back to this video and although its only been 7 months, it has aged like fine wine. its been 7 months and its still the same thing over and over again, i think that's why this video probably means a lot to me, its probably the best political commentary and satire I've seen and it makes the world feel like what is actually is, a fever dream with no end. I think that the only thing that will change in the next 7 months is that instead of watching this video in my room, ill be watching it from a base stationed in a desert nation close to a town that i cannot pronounce, unwillingly fighting for the global theatre
This man played metal gear solid once and based his whole thought process off it and I’m all for it
4:3 and the retro lens look with the chromatic aberration looks fantastic
That Israel segment was way too real god dammit
Palestinians started the war and cry about losing it
You know shit is horrifyingly bleak when Cobbler is being genuine about it.
@@esanahka9284 Ah yes, I've always wanted to see an actual demon.
@@esanahka9284 No, some Hamassholes started the war and now regular Palestinian civilians are paying the price
Looking for a blameless side to root for in a decades old conflict with countless humanitarian crimes committed by both sides is as fruitful as looking for a virgin in a whorehouse
This is utterly brilliant. Both brutally blunt and humorous
I'm from the future,
It.
Gets.
Worse.
yup
Finally
I tought i was going sane again without the clobber crackdown
Holy shit Netanyahu's tweets caught me off guard. wtf. Great video.
Thank you Cobbler, you're my favorite UA-camr that I have to keep on a slightly lower volume to keep other people from hearing.
Thank you Cobbler very eye opening as usual, always giving a new perspective on things with the occasional psychotic break 👍
President Fieri buying Greenland certainly aged well.
Why does his UA-cam channel more and more like a cutscene montage for a Far Cry Villain, making Joseph Seed seem mentally stable.
I actually laughed for like a full minute at the end, from a genuine entertained laugh to a maniacal sad one. We're just going to keep cannibalizing ourselves like we always have, aren't we? Is there any fixing it or is living a fulfilling life and being kind the best we can manage?
Cobbler going full nosferatu wasn't on my wishlist but by God I'm glad he did
I don't know how this has flown under my radar for so long. Why did the algorithm hid the truth from me? Finally a sane voice on these crazy times.
I was sad to find out that the video game reviews were ending, but now I’m reminded that these crackdowns are better anyway. Shine on you crazy diamond.