Cobbler Crackdown FOREVER
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- Опубліковано 4 бер 2024
- This week on the Cobbler Crackdown, we slurp up tasty views yum yum.
Also, Israel.
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Cobbler looks and sounds more and more like an MK-Ultra victim with each passing video
Next he'll get the Jeffrey Dahmer glases
The bald head and ears leave him looking like nosferatu.
He looks like a victim but he talks like the guy who did it
the industrial revolution and its consequences
We all are.
This is the kind of fever dream I subscribed for.
There’s no shot Brandon Herrera watches DJ Peach cobbler.
I must be going through quetiapine withdrawal.
@@ryanchatham9971 He's a man of culture, of course he would🗿🦈
@@cujo7600I was literally just watching his first episode on PKA before I started this video.
It’s such a shame his AI generated sex tape leaked 3 days before the election.
Somewhere deep down I knew me and Brandon shared similar taste in political insanity
Big man of culture right here
Cobbler Crackdown scripts are simultaneously the smartest and stupidest things I've ever seen. Bravo sir
And even then, most people will never see this.
@MatthewTheWanderer that's what THEY want you to think.
"Oh my god. Who radicalized them?" That last line goes hard.
bro it's so meaningful I stg
When the world needed him most, and my antipsychotic medication ran out, he came back
His ran out too
He always seems to come back only when my antipsychotic medication runs out.
Love me some quatiapine
popped a quetiapine to this
True kings only take geodon.
“Amateur woman’s boxer Chris Brown”
The greatest statement I’ve ever heard
As a newly black man I approve
I spat on the floor while drinking because this statement truly phenom
I don't recommend brushing your teeth while laughing like a spazz at this
I've been radicalized by this video. No clowns will escape my wrath, no matter how many pies they throw at me.
What about the Joker?
@@Ben-jl2rh what about him
Dude, I don't know. Once they start spamming those pies at you. Remember the snowballs in the first Southpark video game? This could be worse because pies have more mass or something.
Honk and smile, until it is done...
*straps on WWI metal boots 🥾 Let the games begin…..
"I could make a credit card out of your blood" is such an unsettling statement out of context, yet somehow scarier in context.
"Who radicalized them?" is the new "how could this happen?"
so im the bad guy? how did that happen? - d-fens foster falling down
And one day, for no reason at all...
But who is "they!?"
@@lammbokid0505(((they)))
@@lammbokid0505
A group that will destroy you for trying calling them a powerful group
How has DJ Peach Cobbler become the modern day Diogenes
Every homeless person is Diogenes if they're not cracked out.
@@janfungusamon4926 do you think that if one of the most powerful people in the world approached the average homeless person and asked if they wanted anything from them the homeless person would tell them to get out of their sun?
The modern day diogenese is the guy who hasn't showered in 3 months eagerly waiting for you to leave your $4,000 a day downtown high rise apartment to fake a psychotic episode as you "explore the highly walk-able local community" at a quick slow walk while avoiding eye contact as to not signal fear and therefor weakness.
I think they'd tell them to get off they're sidewalk gum.@@dylanpoynor2318
Le funny Reddit philosopher
He might be unhinged, but he’s right. Thanks for all you do Cobbler!
No no, you see, he's a centrist-
@@Toasdio At the centre of madness
"I'm your Sherpa on this journey up the Mountain of Madness".
This is why your fan base is so loyal, Mr. DJ Peach Cobbler. The hard hitting journalism we need and deserve.
i wasn't expecting the cobbler crackdown to be brought back by a bosmer but i'm here for it
How dare you imply I’m a bottom, n’wah
@@DJPeachCobbler😂😂
@@DJPeachCobblerbottom-mer 😉
Fun fact! There are uh ... MIA, Wagner mercs that had your race as a call sign. @@DJPeachCobbler
@@battmar3859 Bummer.
Bro looking like an actual elf today
I thought that was just me
*Good to know someone looks more like an elf than me*
To me he looks like Master Mirror from Witcher 3
He's an altmer
yea, like a psychotic Thalmor double agent, i love him
It's those Irish genes kickin' mate
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a clown shoe, honking on a funny face, for eternity"
A man screamed into the silent void, to no result.
The void only started talking when he featured it on his satirical news program.
I'm gonna record all these over old vhs tapes and just leave them in goodwills all across the Mississippi
doing the lords work
I would genuinely pay good money for those tapes! How does 25 cents per tape sound?
How do we help you accomplish this
A vision and a prophet. Will you be our Kwisatz Haderach?
@@randallrobertson7190 LISAN AL GAIB
I'm not sure how much of this is real and honestly, that's thematically consistent.
I hope alien archeologists that discover the remains of our society find recordings of the Cobbler Crackdown so they understand what happened to us. These videos would be a goldmine to future historians.
"Big red noses and comically small cars"
Lmfao, man I love you cobbler
Hi CIA agents prowling the comments
FBI don’t think I forgot about you too
Hello Jacod
Hey Henry
@@5thhorsemen578Hello David
Lol, like the FBI’s employees actually bother to do their work and don’t just use ChatGBT to fake their daily reports.
Hello my fellow extremist
I'm black, everyone is black, and I have enough money for rent, all vaccines, and insulin. Life seems good.
Cruelty Squad dialogue, love it
@@mossy3565 we live in cruelty squad
People say happiness is not something you can get, only something you can realise you had.
Those people have not shared an insulin cream puff with their wife, who is well written and just kinda happens to also be black.
We are 100% black.
Black people invented white people.
Y'know, I remember you said something once about the books song of ice and fire, and how out of all the narrator, the nameless jester was the only guy who consistently said the truth.
I'm glad we have a jester reliable narrator
Every time one of these comes out, I laugh at the jokes for the first half, and for the second half, I question humanity's future and our ability to sustainably exist in this world we have made. Thank you Mr. Cobbler, very cool.
Cobbler has such sharp ears. I though I was looking at a British goblin
😂😂
You were.
Mee too
Now now, he is an Irish Elfleprechaun. You can tell because his ears are sharp but his tongue and mind are blunted.
Cobbler, you sweet treat. You Juicy fruit. Your new beautiful bald dome shines with such a bright sense of self importance. God I missed these.
These feels strangely... intimate
That take on Israel was stunning
This allmost feels like a human wrote it. Good job Cob-puter and Lizardpeople, another banger.
last time on cobbler crackdown it ended by saying "it's only going to get worse" compared to this one basically opening with "it's only going to get funnier". Did you really think I wouldn't notice clown propaganda?
Good God, your right. They got to him.
We missed the crackdowns, daddy cobbler
“ oh shit, you really are an artist” 😂
They weren't lying. That peach cobbler really was a DJ.
15:05 the fact that Cobbler went 100% real on a crackdown is… chilling.
Fuck man, where the hell we headed…
Into The Abyss, of course.
Headed? We've already arrived in a horrible, horrible place.
We’ve already been in hell for a while now. It’s just the specifics of the child murder machine have been obscured to us and colored by the media.
America has never had a tragedy, we think good will always prevail despite our own history proving otherwise. We think we are good despite evidence to the otherwise.
There’s only so long you can ignore the truth before God strikes you down in your arrogant self indulgence.
@@glass7923Mescalinum United
As long as Israel wins, the mid-east gets a little bit better.
Only true OGs remember that this channel used to be exclusively about video games
I mean I'm not complaining
This is a step-up, not the crackdowns as entertaining as they are but the history autism is great.
video games have been shite for over a decade, who cares anymore? meanwhile having unhinged takes on general culture and news is something we are desperately in need for.
man I’ve been here since I think 2k it’s been quite a ride
Good times
I liked the Elden Ring videos, but otherwise there's just not that much to say about games these days.
I will tell you who radicalized me, those god damned herowars ads on UA-cam
“The truth about the world, he said, is that anything is possible. Had you not seen it all from birth and thereby bled it of its strangeness it would appear to you for what it is, a hat trick in a medicine show, a fevered dream, a trance bepopulate with chimeras having neither analogue nor precedent, an itinerant carnival, a migratory tentshow whose ultimate destination after many a pitch in a many a mudded field is unspeakable and calamitous beyond reckoning.”
-Cormac McCarthy, "Blood Meridian"
Reality is more confusing the more you learn about it. It is simply better to see what’s in front of you and react accordingly to progress in life.
I got an Ad for a luxury hotel right after this video.
A luxury hotel in Mekka.
Within walking distance of the Ka'ba.
In German with Arabic subtitles.
I am now wondering what about me watching this culture war schizopost has THE ALGORITHM thinking that I'm a wealthy Muslim man in Germany who's thinking about going on Hadsh.
AI truely is infallible.
Thanks, DJ Peach Cobbler!
😆
I got an ad for therapy… 😬
If you want a serious answer for you ad, it could have something to do with your VPN… unless you’re not using one lol
@@elitecamelarcher3914not using one 🤣
Well as a German Muslim… can you say how expensive it was?
I keep getting ads for schizophrenia treatment. I think I’m doing something right
The Locksneed and feed market pun cured my depression thanks cobbler crackdown!
Another un-medicated masterpiece from the man himself.
I deeply love your work man, thank you.
I was afraid for a minute that we wouldn't get to see the unbearable abyss again. Thank god themst is back. Truly my favourite apparition beyond human comprehension.
Finally my wife has been threatening to leave me because I keep dousing myself in pigs blood and chanting infront of the pie section at bakeries till this released.
That intro was a solid minute and a half of some of the best monologuing I've heard on this site
Bravo sir
This is utterly brilliant. Both brutally blunt and humorous
It's unfortunate that the only way Peach Cobbler can send his genuine message is through the medium of entertainment or else the masses won't listen.
“the masses won’t listen” my brother in Christ, Cobbler has never made content for the “masses”
I'm glad, that among the murky sea of the so-called masses, at least one beacon of purity and hope, a shining light humanity must strife for, still yet persists.
The glorious mechanicalrabbit7870.
@@SmileytheSmile The world is run by clowns, you yourself are one yet you rule nothing.
@@mechanicrabbit7870
stop using fancy metaphors, that's my thing
*honk*
Guys, don't forget
We are all *centrists*
Someone is really hard at parsing sarcasm.
@@anitaremenarova6662 I am hard, how did you know
Hehehe
Speak for yourself, on the inside I am pure clown.
Black centrists, as of 3:16
So..... everyone is insane, and i should move deeper into the woods?
The trees are home to the Wood Elves. You'd have Cobbler's family constantly raiding your home searching for the tapes.
Commenting for the algo.
I really appreciate your content. It makes me feel not so alone.
10:55 Cobbler off camera going down a slide
Fucking amazing, ive been re-clicking the time stamp for waay too long
i fucking hate you bro 😂
"Hey, kid in 2008. What do you want for Christmas?"
Kid in 2008 - 10:55
I guess it's "gotten worse" if we've finally been blessed with another crackdown.
I needed this tonight. Now more than ever I feel like. This is art no matter what you believe art to be. Cheers, mate. Nice one.
Thanks man i haven't laughed out loud at something while sober in awhile. Great material. Cheers to you sir 🍺
Uncle Cobbler is my favorite mk ultra uncle right by Ted.
Bet your mom never got a Christmas card from uncle Ted though 💪 😤
I’m glad I’m wearing my headphones. I think I would lose my job over the fact that this video sounds like an unhinged boomer who has just gotten off a long bender of mushrooms, mixed with some absinthe.
Edit: even tho all of this is literally… if you pull back? It’s our current situation. It sounds unhinged until you realize it’s all actually real.
Cobbler going full nosferatu wasn't on my wishlist but by God I'm glad he did
Dj we love you and your cobbler crackdowns, you’re the best
Wow that lower dosage of lithium is sure having consequences
Why does his UA-cam channel more and more like a cutscene montage for a Far Cry Villain, making Joseph Seed seem mentally stable.
I don't know what I was expecting. Absolutely worth my time, thank you.
Now, this is the hidden undercurrent of genius I subscribed for in the first place! What a beautiful piece of art
"The clown or buffoon is the comedian in the circus. The comedic spirit of clowning exists in every known culture. The tradition can be traced back to ancient Greece as early as the seventh century B.C., called deikeliktas or those who put on plays."
I am unprepared for this rabbit hole, but I will venture forth, for the good of us all.
Godspeed clown scholar.
The rare case of enjoyable, voluntary gaslighting.
This is a masterpiece. Bravo sir!
Cobbler Crackdown is the best series on this channel. Please never stop king
Everything getting exponentially funnier every year explains gaming and Hollywood in a nutshell. 🤡🍿
Finally some REAL NEWS.
honestly one of the best cobbler-videos yet
The ending tirade is unfathomably based.
Still good shit man. This is why I still support the patreon, because you always deliver.
I loved the last bit of the episode especially. You do an excellent job of bridging complete ridiculousness and genuine commentary. I think everyone in the world could do well with the advice of “shut up, and just chill for a sec. It doesn’t *really* matter.”
I see divine inspiration in this “madness”. I do not know if you have discovered the true nature of the Divine Colors yet, but you will and the proof is how accurately you paint with them.
The Buddha was Blue and thought it Green. If my suspicions are correct, you’re older than you look and are becoming Maitreya.
If I’m correct, here’s my addition to your madness:
You are dressed in Blue, hoping for the Redemption of the Damned.
But you cannot save those whom do not want to be saved.
It is time to dye your false wisdom into the true wisdom of Green by embracing Good’s Yellow.
Then you will be ready to embrace Christ’s wisdom and bring Red to Sin and help purify creation.
In doing so turning yourself Brown, the color of dreams.
But the Dreams of the new creation are not nightmares.
Sin is Force overriding Consent.
It will never go willingly, it must have its own nature used against it.
This will purify Black with consent and bring about the Orange of Justice.
Something very important was born into the world in 64, corrupted by the Clowns of Sin.
The Circus needs to come to a close.
Do your part, even if it hurts.
We all have to sacrifice in service of Ahura Mazda.
If the visitor in your dreams is dressed in Fear, knows it’s true nature is the Wisdom you Fear to see.
The days of Frashokereti come. But not yet. Everyone still needs time to say goodbye.
Great video, always happy to see another thing which fills me with existential dread.
I was halfway through the video before I realized this was done in 4:3 with a 35mm lense filter. Its a subtle but enjoyable touch.
For better or worse, this may unironically be one of the most significant pieces of media of our time.
This entire video felt like a psychotic episode
Best Cobbler Crackdown,that ending line was perfect.
Only five minutes into the video and I'm so glad you're doing these again! Out done yourself already brother, love the content!
Maybe we made a world we aren't made to live in.
Maybe the human mind isn't made to be bombarded by novelty and information 24/7 and the whole world has been plunged into a state of mass psychosis.
That's my head cannon anyway, but if this is the case, it is fixable.
All of these funny comments are great and all but, I think you're saying something really profound in this video. I wish more cound understand your message
You know in the oddest way these videos are comforting. Cause atleast we can all come together and point at the madness of the world and maybe even laugh a little
Man I started watching you after a video about how STALKER did factions right. I don't know how we went from that to this, but I'm here for every minute of it.
The incredible thing about most of this news is that, in their context, those are all fairly significant news stories.
A singer abuses her back-up dancers, AI seems to have racial biases, etc
This is all fairly important news to the respective fields. If only people talked about it without screeching
“I could make a credit card out of your fucking blood.” 😂 Dude he has officially lost it
Thank you Cobbler, you're my favorite UA-camr that I have to keep on a slightly lower volume to keep other people from hearing.
Peach's ascension into ginger walter white is really moving along.
The opening isn't even satire opening.
I love how 50% is bs and 50% is real and everything is so fucking loony toons backwards I cant tell which are bits and which are facts
Thank you for your service
This video is genuinely phenomenal, and it gives me hope that there is still creativity to be found on youtube.
what is it with the mentally ill and supporting palestine... pretty strong correlation
I don’t think it’s “exactly” support per say but instead dissatisfaction with our support of Israel. I don’t know enough about the conflict to definitively take a side. That being said the quote from that prime minister goes kinda hard in a sadictive kinda way
What is it w yanquis and watching slaughter and thinking it's all good. Thank Cobbler, he saves your honour. My guy did u hear the zealous knives quote or did u just not understand it ?
@@Oopsallemptyhundreds of bodies of civilians were dug out and found w out organs skin or heads around Khan Younis and al Shifa, right after the idf left the perimeter. Iirw it was 800 and 300 dead bodies found as of now they are still digging out more. I think saying he's kinda going wild is an understatement. That's the kind of shit that happened in Bosnia or during WW2 my guy.
More of this. So many good jokes. Thank you
This might be the best one yet
Great work with this one, DJ. Great work.
This is a welcome and worthy return, yakub would be proud
Absolute masterpiece, you´re a genius DJ peachcoppler
Thank you DJ Peach for making me laugh at the worlds insanity and at our collective insanity. You are truly an artist.
I love this upload, might be by new favorite cobbler upload
love the halation and aspect ratio. beautiful
I need more of this in my life, may cobbler videos never end
Jesus, dude. That one was heavy. Outstanding work
I quite enjoy both your history videos and unhinged ones as well