Yeah cause of that rosey new beginning feeling after struggling with being extra broke during unemployment and how stupid applying to jobs be, dont worry the feeling wears off when reality sets in. Lasts up to maybe 3 months.
@@glazed_waffle5629 I don’t do anything except stand in lawn and garden all day at the doors 🤣I can’t complain I listen to podcasts and say hello to customers and I only work part time so I’m chilling
@@HotDawgzzzzz they pay well, plus the the benefits and my large contribution to my 401k I can retire by 60. At this point I just show up, do some paperwork unload a few trucks and go home,it’s not like I’ve been working freight for 12 bucks an hour for the last 23 yesrs
@@jscatt6123Damn, how’s your back. Doesn’t seem worth it, working to be free when your 60 , it would have been better to take more risks when you were in your 20s and live free in your 30-40s.
SO FUCKEN TRUE LOL Bro not even 5 months into my last job and they had me training 2 new closers for our warehouse, I basically showed them all the old-timer tricks I learned and showed them all the hiding spots out of cameras and managers. needless to say they became fucken naturals. Never got in trouble for it either since our managers were just that lazy about their jobs. I miss that job and I was offered multiple raises to stay there but I found something better so I took it.
My job sometimes hires "new" people and gets other employees to train them to make sure they arent up to nothing funny. So keep in mind someone is always watching and just do what you can. Dont explain to much just the basic short n sweet way tongo about the job and move on.
@@cdeezy2718 oh ya no of course, most companies don't go out of there way to put in a plant into the workplace but I do personally vet the new hires. that last job with my co workers was like a place of brotherhood so everyone wants to hear your history and about your life.
Bro got all of the key phrases, ‘we got a new member of our family today’, ‘show him the whole 9 yards’, ‘don’t pay attention to them training videos, when they throw you out there on that floor, who different ball game I promise you’, ‘minimum wage, minimum work’
I love how somehow Chris seamlessly has been alternating into the main character over Kyle, always getting into some kind of trouble for trying to help someone out 😂
Right! Like that’s where my training ends you on your own from now on, like I’ve told you it’s not in the up n up if you get caught you gotta eat it alone 🤦🏾♂️ it’s common sense
Accurate af every warehouse ive worked... theres the "proper" wayand the easy way thats just as good. Even better if the manager is just as jaded and just "makes sure he told every body whatsup" but really doesnt give a shit either. He dont see he dont care 😂
Whenever I was asked to train someone I just showed them the correct way and then the real life way. I just leave it for them to pick how they wanna do it
Nah you just gotta teach them both. Teach them the right way so they know what to do when management is around. Then teach them the shortcuts so they can actually get the work done on time.
Lmfao 🤣 that’s why you got to learn how to “bend the truth”, I always make shit up cause Idgaf, I’m not going to lull myself for lazy ass supervisors, managers or lazy co workers who really half ass. I do what I need to do to get by lol 😂 till I find something better
"Minimum Wage - Minimum Work" Great case to point out the disconnect. You gotta find a job that you CAN do more to get paid more. Any minimum wage job, that ain't it. I worked in fast food and I was the only one who picked up the phone when someone else didn't show up. It got so bad that they would send me home early at the end of the week, because they weren't allowed to give me overtime (I was at 16/hrs a week and still getting 36-40, most of my week was "on-call"). I then noticed I got scheduled for 12/hrs one week, noticed that I was the only one who ever came in when they would call, and I stopped answering my phone. I got scheduled for full time after that. Work on your personal set of skills, so you're employable wherever you go. Do that, and you'll never be afraid of getting fired again.
I work wm so these videos funn af seems like you doing like a little series because u referring back to the other videos lol 😅😂 keep doing yo Thang this shit funny af
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New hires are always so happy at first 😂
To work at walmart? You serious? Im sure its all an act right right? "Fake It till you Make it" as they say
@@ownlydown5933 yeah it's an act I should know I has hired a month ago
@@glazed_waffle5629 heading into month 7 myself
Yeah cause of that rosey new beginning feeling after struggling with being extra broke during unemployment and how stupid applying to jobs be, dont worry the feeling wears off when reality sets in. Lasts up to maybe 3 months.
@@glazed_waffle5629 I don’t do anything except stand in lawn and garden all day at the doors 🤣I can’t complain I listen to podcasts and say hello to customers and I only work part time so I’m chilling
“Minimum wage, minimum work” words to live by
real talk
Fr fr.. bro i started cracking up😂
Bro that's 💯 🤣
Not really
@@uber1ns4n1ty8 sounds like someone was given everything to them and never worked a day in their life👀
"Remember i approved that PTO" That holds your soul down
Makes you wanna say "Member when I did your job everyday?"
The bribery
@@ehhhhhhhh2233 Or maybe "Remember when I didn't walk out on Black Friday? Might change this year 🤔"
Nothing aggravates me more than hearing those words…..
Remember how i didn't beg you for that PTO, and it's earned so i can cash it in.....right or wrong fam!?
His wholesome innocent smile leads me to believe that it's his first job.
He really made an ID picture with the wig on his head 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for the tips Chris !
Yall should make more vids where you have a more active role. You funny as hell bro
😆
That dude plays the new employee attitude so well lol
"Minimum wage, minimum work" amazing slogan
Yep.. been around in the 90s maybe longer
I’ve worked freight and receiving at Lowe’s for 23 years and I have to say every one of these videos is 100% accurate
😳😳 I’m so sorry to hear that
awh shit, i had an interview with them the other day you not lying at all
23 years bro in receiving at Lowe's ! Why ??
@@HotDawgzzzzz they pay well, plus the the benefits and my large contribution to my 401k I can retire by 60. At this point I just show up, do some paperwork unload a few trucks and go home,it’s not like I’ve been working freight for 12 bucks an hour for the last 23 yesrs
@@jscatt6123Damn, how’s your back. Doesn’t seem worth it, working to be free when your 60 , it would have been better to take more risks when you were in your 20s and live free in your 30-40s.
Never pay attention to the training. So true
Exactly, I worked at Walmart they never do what's right
@@TheTaekwon3 no. stupid to read. Tons of nonsense
@@TheTaekwon3 Lmaooooo.
SO FUCKEN TRUE LOL
Bro not even 5 months into my last job and they had me training 2 new closers for our warehouse, I basically showed them all the old-timer tricks I learned and showed them all the hiding spots out of cameras and managers. needless to say they became fucken naturals. Never got in trouble for it either since our managers were just that lazy about their jobs. I miss that job and I was offered multiple raises to stay there but I found something better so I took it.
🧢🤡🧢🤡🧢🤡🧢🤡🧢
My job sometimes hires "new" people and gets other employees to train them to make sure they arent up to nothing funny. So keep in mind someone is always watching and just do what you can. Dont explain to much just the basic short n sweet way tongo about the job and move on.
@@cdeezy2718 oh ya no of course, most companies don't go out of there way to put in a plant into the workplace but I do personally vet the new hires. that last job with my co workers was like a place of brotherhood so everyone wants to hear your history and about your life.
@@Hadrian9707 ooo oo he stealing yalll! He stealinnnnnnn
One possible movie-length plot is that Jeff is kicked out of his house and moves in with Chris for a while. Wacky antics and life lessons ensue.
🤣 epic idea
I like this. It would be interesting if Jeff is a completely different person at home, and his "manager mode" is all an act.
@@Sereous313 You know that's what happens.
So Friday 😂
We need this 😭
Bro got all of the key phrases, ‘we got a new member of our family today’, ‘show him the whole 9 yards’, ‘don’t pay attention to them training videos, when they throw you out there on that floor, who different ball game I promise you’, ‘minimum wage, minimum work’
the collab we never knew we were gonna get 😂
This like the 5th one
@@nicoflight3982 damn really? This my 1st video watching together & this is gold 💯
Chris is a hero
First Day on a new job is always exciting 😂 but it gets old by week 2
Facts or before lol.
You call it exciting? I'm always scared I'm gonna hate the job and/or scared I'm gonna get yelled at
“Jeff said what?”😂😂 The standard training especially computer based training only is almost never the efficient way to do things.
THAT MR. BROWN WIG IS TAKING ME OUT!!! 😅
Said before I'll say it again. We need a Walmart series 😂😂🎉😅
He is never gonna let you live down that PTO approval
Low key Chris the hardest working man in the company. This dude wears so many hats.
Undercover Boss 😂
It’s the wig for me lmfao
"Nothing on that training is the same way here." Sincerely all jobs ever
I'd always tell people during orientation "run as far away as possible, and never look back"🤣
I'm overly nice to the person because I know if they quit then I end up covering all of their shifts.
2:02 I felt that haha. The amount of times I came in at night and heard “they left it for y’all on third shift.” 😂😂💀
I start working at a new job soon so i hope I have someone train me like this
Even if they don't, find your own way to work smarter not harder
Honesty there’s a good chance you gonna have to train yourself I had to lmao
Congrats
update if anyone cares: the person that trained me was cool and chill.I like it so far
@@milkisreallygood8957 I started a new job a little before you and I had a person like this too.
“Let third shift take care of it” lmao, this has never been truer. That’s how us on Cap 2 at the Mount Airy Walmart be like 😂
I love how somehow Chris seamlessly has been alternating into the main character over Kyle, always getting into some kind of trouble for trying to help someone out 😂
I like how this is accurate in a funny way at every job haha
If they say family it's going to be hell
Bruh I'd always have alliances with all my co-workers 🤣
“Nothing on that training video gone get you ready for how it is on the floor” Truest words ever
When they throw out that floor……..TRUE
“Remember how I approved your PTO” im so glad the main plots continue with these 😂😂
I feel called out 😂
Lol
Everybody used to leave everything for third shift Lmao 2:03
My two favorite guys❤😊
Chris threw him under the bus. I have my co-workers back, and he/she will have mine.
3:00 Christian just snitched on Chris damn!
where'd that alliance go 🤣
@@DIAMONDBACK__6 facts! Lasted not even 2 minutes lol
Right! Like that’s where my training ends you on your own from now on, like I’ve told you it’s not in the up n up if you get caught you gotta eat it alone 🤦🏾♂️ it’s common sense
“YOUR A VET”😮💨😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The guys smile like he so excited 2 be there then Chris is like U dnt what u getting Into
Jeff is a real one fam 😂, bro approved that PTO
Minimum Wage - maximum Rage 😂😂😂
Maaan I appreciate Buddy’s Acting it’s really Good Kudos To the both of you 🎉
remember when i approved that Pto 😂
Ong when this man said "when they throw u out there on that floor , whole other ball game" shit was real asl
Chris know what he doing that's why he still got a job!
twice I was picked to have the new hires shadow me and this is literally me lol
Accurate af every warehouse ive worked... theres the "proper" wayand the easy way thats just as good. Even better if the manager is just as jaded and just "makes sure he told every body whatsup" but really doesnt give a shit either. He dont see he dont care 😂
This is 100% Accurate 💯
Whenever I was asked to train someone I just showed them the correct way and then the real life way. I just leave it for them to pick how they wanna do it
He said what's this that i hear 😂 the delivery was perfect 😂
"Minimum wage minimum work " 👍👍
This is one of the best cameos we could’ve hoped for
These videos make me wanna apply at Walmart just to experience this shit for myself 😂
I will get you an application so you can be part of the family 😂
“When they throw U out on that floor…WHOLE different Ball Game!” On Everything K!!! 😵😂💯
There goes the alliance 😂😂😂
bro i swear your inflections in your accents are Hollywood level 😂
Chris out here straight up setting up the new hire to get fired with those shortcuts😂. Shortcuts only get you cut short 😂
Nah you just gotta teach them both. Teach them the right way so they know what to do when management is around. Then teach them the shortcuts so they can actually get the work done on time.
Once you figure out how stuff really works at your job, you don't always have to do it their way sometimes. Work smarter, not harder.
at a job like that? No lmao
Lmfao 🤣 that’s why you got to learn how to “bend the truth”, I always make shit up cause Idgaf, I’m not going to lull myself for lazy ass supervisors, managers or lazy co workers who really half ass. I do what I need to do to get by lol 😂 till I find something better
your videos are the best, i mean damn. i don't even watch television for laughs anymore. killakay all day.
“don’t let it happen again” wise words from the higher ups 😂😂😂😂
I love that you have ongoing characters 🤣
OMG He mentioned the "FAMILY" again 😆😆😆 love this guy!
Jeff has his sh*t together 💯
On the next episode of …. Jefferson and the family 😂😂😂
Glad Christ got his PTO approved. Was kind of worried about that.
online training acts like the store is empty, no customers ever slow you down, and all the backstock is organized 🤣 total cap
The excitement in the new hires face😂😂😂😂
“Third shift…” Hurt my feelings 😂
That’s the one day show up worker
"Minimum Wage - Minimum Work" Great case to point out the disconnect. You gotta find a job that you CAN do more to get paid more. Any minimum wage job, that ain't it.
I worked in fast food and I was the only one who picked up the phone when someone else didn't show up. It got so bad that they would send me home early at the end of the week, because they weren't allowed to give me overtime (I was at 16/hrs a week and still getting 36-40, most of my week was "on-call"). I then noticed I got scheduled for 12/hrs one week, noticed that I was the only one who ever came in when they would call, and I stopped answering my phone. I got scheduled for full time after that. Work on your personal set of skills, so you're employable wherever you go. Do that, and you'll never be afraid of getting fired again.
“REMEMBER WHEN I APPROVED THE PTO” bruhhh😭💀💀💀💀😂😂😂
jeff going to use the fact he approved PTO whenever he can bring it up
This man stay killing the game
The way dude cheesin at the beginning 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lordd out of everyone chris as the trainer 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 poor new guy never had a chance 😂😂
That wig doesn't get old😂😂😂😂
The colab we didn’t know we needed
OH SHOOOT! 😆 collab!
The new guy telling on Chris. Man.
Do “Cap 2 when there is a code spark” lol
There's always someone who wants you to do it their way eve. If it's wrong
Managers like Jeff are why people quit.
"just go bruh" 😂😂
I work wm so these videos funn af seems like you doing like a little series because u referring back to the other videos lol 😅😂 keep doing yo Thang this shit funny af
Soon as he started with that stupid wig i clicked like. Prolly aint even get past 3 seconds. Dude too funny😂😂😂
Omfg This Be me with New Hires Like a Mug 😂😂😂😂
This reminds me of when I worked maintenance at Walmart and I had to train some of the new hires on how to do the job
Jeff know he didn't want to approve kyles pto , Kyle had to got to his manager 😂
Let 3rd shift take care of that😂😂😂😂😂
Honestly did this in the navy when we had new shipmates come aboard
Need more AL!!
I love how you're staying in your relatable relatively clean bag bro
i just got done with my first week as a new hire this shii so accurate 😭
there is always that one guy
I gotta wonder how the real Jeff feel about these skits 😂😂😂
And that’s the end of me helping new hire learn the ropes cuz why the fuck would you throw me under the bus bruh?
That pto really bro!!!!lol!
Dude gotta base a movie off these skits with Jeff and Chris
The new hires love to say” well that’s what I was told by my trainer”? That’s why I hate training😊