are you REALLY a woodworker?
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
- Another parody-type video on woodworkers habits. Including clamping, math, drawer construction, hand drills, air baths, softwood lumber, setting your fence, sharpening chisels, flannel, using the random orbital sander, your beard, epoxy river tables, cutting boards, tool walls, sawdust, blue tape, multi-speed impact drivers, sand paper grits, Ikea, Woodpeckers, and lastly the Twin Turbo vise.
Links you might want:
My other parody video:
• Can we all "collaborat...
Andrew Klein who makes and sells the twin turbo vise:
/ @andrewkleinww
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Enjoy!
Explaining the outfeed table flaw spoke to me 😂
I wouldn’t think so because you are probably the most diligent in making sure your work is perfect (in particular filling all those micro-voids)
This is arguably the greatest woodworking video ever created.
Now where the #%£¥ is my pencil?
Thanks man, that pencil can grow legs if you look away for one second
There is no arument .it's a clear winner. guys gonna get big quick I can tell
@@brookspilcher9312 I appreciate your optimism; I’ll do my best to keep pumping out videos
I own without exaggeration 15+ tape measures, and within ten minutes of beginning a project I am without. Pencils don’t seem to be a problem, but tapes-- mystical!
@@BillLeonard-c8s hahah, sometimes I feel like I could misplace my own right hand
The pencil joke literally had me in tears laughing. 😂
Glad you enjoyed
I did not get on here to be called out like that sir. 🤣😂
Hahah
I do the pencil magic trick all the time. 😂
Hahahaha
Awesome man! Some of those sure rang true
Glad you enjoyed, and I’m loving your vise so far, it’s so awesome looking
That was BRILLIANT! So much of that can be applied elsewhere-- just GOLD! Merry Christmas all!
Thank you, Merry Christmas
I feel like this is a PSA to woodworker spouses. They just don't understand!
Hahah, true!
I used to think Alexa was listening to my conversations, now I feel like you've been watching me in my shop. Brilliant. You have a new subscriber.
Haha, thank you
uh, I thought I was the only person that was thinking that exact same thing.
Take it easy with the comedy pal. That’s MY thing! 😂
Hahahah
@@Stillworks still shared it though 😁
@BustedKnuckleWoodworks good man
I feel attacked and also feel the need to up my flannel shirt inventory!
Great video...
Thank you!
1:34 guilty!
And drives my family nuts, lol
We are semi-perfectionists
Are you secretly a wizard? My ribs hurt fron this one!
Hell yeah, thank you
Relatable, true, and hilarious 😂😂😂 You 'nailed' it!
Thank you kindly, more to come
OMG i am 💀, this was the best laugh on YT and woodworking in a long time. Brilliant. Every woodworker needs to watch this…
Thanks! Share with your friends! And if you havnt seen “can we all collaborate on a build”, I’ve been told that one is pretty funny as well
Only 4, but the toolwall/ cabinet is next 😂
Nice, check out my tool wall video for some inspiration. Title starts with: “it’s finally done”
I am NOT a magician! I know for a fact that there's a pencil stealing gnome prowling around my house!
One of these days I'm gonna catch that little bastard.
Hahah, I’ve considered buying a hundred-pack of pencils and just keeping them scattered around the shop at all times…
@@Stillworks That will just lure more of the pests, bro. Don't do it!
@@ST-0311hahaha, they are very persistent creatures
I've never distressed wood w/ a BB gun... but I'm gonna now.
Just wear eye protection for that bounce back…
Priceless!
Thank you sir
It’s like I’ve found my woodworking twin. This has really made me smile today.
Glad to hear it, more to come
So funny! We point out all the flaws because all of our time goes into fixing them!
It’s so hard just to pretend they aren’t there…
@Stillworks My only strategy is to keep quiet even though I'm focused on it. I'm usually not very successful. Great video!
@@scottreynoldsbuilder thanks brother
Toooooooo many air baths 😂
Just don’t put it directly in your ear
Thanks, I had a good laugh, and yes I’ve done most of those things.
Then I guess you are really a woodworker hahah
Great video, loved the intro with the glue and "cat". I make pencils disappear too but my tape measure plays hide and seek with me more often. Thank you!
Thanks, glad you enioyed
Well, if you have 4 of them that are exactly the same then you only spend 25% as long looking for ONE of them--don't ask me how I know this...
@@mikedurkee7296ha, more = better
Love it! Guess I'm actually a woodworker!
🤘
Love the cameo! “IKEA!”
Thanks
Hilarious!
Loved it.
Thank you sir!
Haha, ALL too familiar. Enjoyed it
Thank you!!!
As a noobie woodworker…that's some pretty funny shit. Thanks for the giggles!
Thanks man. How noobie are you? Like, what’s your shop setup right now?
I feel.personally attacked
Hahah
I feel like I do most of those things each project.
Then I would call you a real woodworker
Is a vice the same thing as asking someone to hold that really tight??
It sure is Dr. Rouge, Ruge, Rooj, Roagh?
I think he's been spying on me.
Hahaha
Nailed it again 😂
Thanks, I’ll keep doing my best to deliver
I have the coffee ‘discussion’ with my wife all the time…. And for us short leggers, all the sawdust where we cuff up our pants legs!
Sawdust will find whatever cranny you’ve got on you
2:13 I'll have to try that technique! Looks effective as well as fun, lol
As long as you’re ok with crescent shaped marks haha
This was hilarious. I’ve done far too many of these. 😂😂😂
Thanks again Angie, more to come
@@Stillworks I am subscribed. Will definitely be coming back
I think I've done all these, except for the bandsaw. That looked pretty cool. I have made a scroll saw though, from wood and a sewing machine, so maybe that counts. Made it from a Popular Mechanics magazine, I think.
Nice, that’s def more advanced than me, I’m secretly a hack
Haha the wtf after the pencil disappeared is the exact reaction I have.
Hahah true
@@Stillworks great video hello from New Zealand.
@@bradfry2259hell yeah, NZ is the best woodworking crowd I hear. I’ll do my best to continue to pump out material for you guys!
My flannel game is on point but unfortunately it turns out I am not a woodworker. I guess I’ll just have to keep watching your channel until I can become one just like you😊
I will be your sensei Jen
🤣 Brilliant. Made my morning.
Glad you liked it!
Dope vise. It probably stole the pencil.
Hahahah, thank you
…and I didn’t put any salt in glue seam because of you
Haha just what I needed as I sip my coffee. Cheers my friend.
Thank you, and remember to check your coffee for sawdust…
Guilty, guilty. guilty. Comic gold. 👍👍
Thanks dude
I want you to make meatballs! Turn them on the lathe.
Hahahahah
Lol. Great video
Thank you Chris
I was not prepared for this. I feel like you’re speaking right at me.
Hahah you’re a real woodworker
LOL and I will never admit to any of those flaws/screw ups! 😂😂👍👍🌲🌲Happy Holidays to you & your family!
Hahah thank you. You as well.
How they say? "It's funny because it's true"? Yeah, that'd be it. 😂
Just exposing all those little things we don’t talk about…. Thanks for watching man
yes, yes, and yes. Maybe one isn't me, but the rest are. I suppose I'm a woodworker. Well done!
Thanks dude! I’m curious which one you stray from?
@@Stillworks Well, I've never made a cutting board or an epoxy river table. But the day is still young so who knows!
@DudeSawdust get after it
This is gold! Well done!
Appreciate that!!
Crud… I was going to leave a comment roasting you as a woodworking geek but all but two of those apply to me. :). Fantastic video!
Hahah thanks for not tearing me a new one…
Bro I was I dying at secretly being a magician 😂😂😂😂
Hahah thanks dude
Guilty as charged.
Hell yeah
Very good!
Thank you Mike!
Instant subscribe
Hell yeah
I can relate to 95% of those. I guess I’m finally in 😂
Nice, welcome to the club
So funny! Great video!
Thank you!
Great laugh
Subscribed
Hell yeah, thank you
This was awesome!
Thanks dude!
I never knew I was secretly a Magician!
Ta Da!!!
Hey this was really good! I wish I could write something better but I want to read through the comments instead. Happy New Year everyone!
Thank you, and happy new year
haha im getting there!
Haha, def not an exhaustive list, I’m sure you can think of a few more things
I have not met the facial hair requirement. I'm a hack 😂
Hahah, get growin!
These are so true lol..great video 😅 new subscriber , really enjoy your channel
Awesome, glad you liked it, more to come
Made me LOL and do some introspective sighing all in one video. Well done sir!
Thank you kindly
The pencil 😂😂😂 somehow mine ends up in my house! I’m becoming a skilled magician with many tools. This one hits hard.
Thank you!
Brilliant
Thanks dude
Dear Brother,
This is perhaps the absolute greatest and most truthful gospel I have ever been a witness to.
.... Just subscribed ❤
Thanks buddy!
Amazing! 😂
Thanks dude
I am totally a magician.
Ta Da!
Do you relish picking the hardened glue out of your silicon glue brush? I do. But now my kids do too so i don't get to do it anymore.
Nice video.
Thank you, that’s so funny you said that: watch the one called “22 shop tips in under 5 minutes”
Brilliant. Just brilliant.
Now I just need to build a river table or else I can’t call myself a real wood worker. My fiancé will understand 😂 (I hope)
Hahah check out my river table video for inspiration, it’s from like 6 years ago
Great channel! Funny and creative!! Subscribed
Awesome! Thank you!
Good Stuff
Thank you!!!
All I can say is,
True
True
True
Repeat
Exposing all our little quirks huh
lol great video
Thank you!
Never done or probably ever do an apoxy table or cutting board
Yea, those are sarcastic cliche “must-do” projects. Although making your own cutting board is easy, cheap and pretty instant satisfaction…
Not sure if you saw but we talked about this video in our latest podcast episode 👍
I’ll check it out!
Let me know if you want to do a guest spot on an episode: I need design input for a super sentimental piece I want to start soon…
David Copperfield ain't got s#$% on a "real woodworker".
Hahaha, “unintentional magic tricks”
Am I the only one feeling personally attacked here...?
Hahahah I’m after you
No. Why would I limit myself to only using one sort of material?
Plenty of mixed media in a “woodworkers” arsenal. Upcoming video using resin, synthetic grass, and aluminum…
@@Stillworks 'Woodworker' is, surely, a 19th Century concept. But then so is working in fractions...
@@Tensquaremetreworkshop god bless the USA
@@Stillworks Ahh- I missed out relying on mythical beings...
Bahahah, yes to almost all of them. Lmao.
Glad you enjoyed
This is some funny $:!!.
Thank you kindly
I'm a woodworker very funny
Thank you!
Yes
lol
Anothing good one..
Thank you kindly
#love
Thank you
😂😂😂
Thank you
lol
Thanks buddy
LOL
Glad you liked it
Is your real name Alexa or Siri?
Hahahah
😂😂😂
Thanks
😂
Glad you enjoyed!
Yes, yes, yes, of course, only when I have to, oh and don’t tell the wife. 😵💫🔨🪛🪚🪓🛠️🪄
Hahahahah