If FastFood Workers Were Honest

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  • @devam8192
    @devam8192 Рік тому +10213

    It's only fair the customer allows himself to get robbed for disturbing fast-food workers at 1:58 AM in the night.

    • @hbt739
      @hbt739 Рік тому +221

      The robbing are the prices i remember when 2016 a big mac costs like 3 euros and a cheese burger 1,16 cent.
      Till 2021 i could get 3 burgers from BK for less than 3 euros

    • @yamete1729
      @yamete1729 Рік тому +89

      ​@@hbt739where the hell do you live man, they have never been that cheap lol

    • @aidanprice6398
      @aidanprice6398 Рік тому +21

      No he was just too drunk/high to care

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Рік тому +746

      Agreed, he’s asking for a mcrobbin

    • @boredboi6279
      @boredboi6279 Рік тому +21

      ​@@landokalriz now im craving red robins

  • @revheadcorrado5701
    @revheadcorrado5701 Рік тому +6957

    As a fast food worker, I would like to point out you gave that man way too many sauce packets.

  • @AirportPlaneSpotting
    @AirportPlaneSpotting Рік тому +1056

    “The ice cream machine is having a seizure”
    No more than usual then

    • @paraskevaspapantonakis
      @paraskevaspapantonakis Рік тому +14

      Bruh, for real, though I have an epilepsy and this guy just said that his ice cream machine is having a seizure. I was like, "Oh shit i destroyed an ice cream machine" 💀 😂😂

    • @taylor3621
      @taylor3621 Рік тому +3

      Man, you're lucky if it's *just* having a seizure

    • @paulhendry6257
      @paulhendry6257 Рік тому +4

      That got me rolling😂

    • @jpbrandom
      @jpbrandom Рік тому +3

      Bro i nearly died to that one

    • @energexpvp
      @energexpvp Рік тому +1

      That caught me off guard 😂

  • @MoonCobalt
    @MoonCobalt Рік тому +2429

    "Medium fries, actaully you're pretty fat lets make that large" 💀

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Рік тому +175

      😂

    • @GMan17256
      @GMan17256 Рік тому +12

      XD

    • @Stinkybutt11
      @Stinkybutt11 Рік тому +7

      Fat pepsi

    • @blamedmovie
      @blamedmovie Рік тому +3

      i hate that i relate

    • @jonslg240
      @jonslg240 11 місяців тому +2

      If you do ever order at the last minute like this, you better give a tip before they make your food.
      You're best off telling them you're gonna tip em before you even place the order lol. Unless you like spit or pubes as a topping.
      If a sex offender works there, you might even get secret sauce as a topping.

  • @Wes.10
    @Wes.10 Рік тому +200

    The speed he talks at is so funny, he’s brutally honest and I love it 💀

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Рік тому +40

      😂 oh don’t worry this is my normal talking speed

    • @Wes.10
      @Wes.10 Рік тому +6

      @@landokalriz it’s hilarious af you should do standup comedy 😂

  • @Drzynx
    @Drzynx Рік тому +326

    this is why I’m lovin it

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Рік тому +100

      Just tryin to make a mclivin over here

    • @shaitaanop7013
      @shaitaanop7013 Рік тому +8

      ​@@landokalriz that pun was beautiful

  • @baseupp12
    @baseupp12 Рік тому +1537

    A McDonalds that serves Pepsi what Twilight Zone episode is this

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Рік тому +321

      Bought him a Pepsi just for this man to suffer

    • @switchbladejones
      @switchbladejones Рік тому +25

      @@landokalriz I knew it! You’re quite good by the way. Very entertaining.

    • @coreyswan4747
      @coreyswan4747 Рік тому +31

      @@landokalriz um, Pepsi is way better thou, if I was at McDonald’s and u gave me a Pepsi instead of coke I’d tip u 20 bucks

    • @digitalpickleridgy2971
      @digitalpickleridgy2971 Рік тому +26

      ​@@coreyswan4747 but it's McDonald's coke and McDonald's coke products hits differently (probably because they are allowed to add flavor boosters) then a regular coca cola which is already better

    • @coreyswan4747
      @coreyswan4747 Рік тому

      @@digitalpickleridgy2971 u lost all credibility when u started typing ur message, first of all, McDonald’s is a pos fast food place and is not worth the time or money, I’ll take my business literally anywhere else bf then, and secondly I don’t drink coke products at all, im sorry but when u support blm and tell ur customers who are white to be less white and be more black u fucking lost me u racist pos company…I’ll gladly end with I’ll stick to drinking my non racist company brand of pop in Pepsi and u can continue to support racists and ppl who only care about sensitive topics like race

  • @AliBabaAlibaba_.
    @AliBabaAlibaba_. Рік тому +114

    They way he threw the packets was personal

  • @Megabyte2k4
    @Megabyte2k4 Рік тому +122

    "...where in all of THAT am I suppose to give a s@#$ about your feelings?!"
    You got me dying over here! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 Рік тому +2

      It's a good point.

    • @Potato72080
      @Potato72080 9 місяців тому

      Can I get five minutes to answer that?

    • @Gingersnap_Adventures
      @Gingersnap_Adventures 7 місяців тому

      @@Potato72080 “alright that’s it. I’m getting you a quarter pounder with cheese-“ *I’ll let someone else continue the order*

  • @hunaen
    @hunaen Рік тому +53

    "I'll just miss rent again"
    That was actually pretty sad😢

  • @anthonyclark3118
    @anthonyclark3118 Рік тому +74

    The ice cream machine is having a f**"ing seizure is the best way to sum up McDonalds ice cream machines.

    • @btr1011
      @btr1011 Рік тому +1

      No no no the truth is its not having a seizure it was old yellered out back and its husk was rolled back in

  • @GoldenTV3
    @GoldenTV3 Рік тому +726

    Mcdonalds workers using the cosmic power of the universe to somehow fuck up an order of two things

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Рік тому +81

      😂

    • @Megabyte2k4
      @Megabyte2k4 Рік тому +8

      😂😂😂

    • @notforgotten3685
      @notforgotten3685 Рік тому

      And McDonalds customers using the cosmic power of the universe to demand the employee at the window repeat their order for em when they only ordered 2 things. And then get offended when instead of repeating it, the employee asks what the dipshit in the drive thru ordered. Customers are not people. They are a subspecies of humanity, but without any of the intelligence.

    • @Saad-ze5vh
      @Saad-ze5vh Рік тому +1

      ​@@Megabyte2k4😂😂😂😂

    • @pcbassoon3892
      @pcbassoon3892 11 місяців тому +3

      I strongly suspect the one near me is lying about the icecream machine. If you find a certain employee, it isn't broken anymore.

  • @A_Shut-in_NEET
    @A_Shut-in_NEET Рік тому +68

    Always love the option to tip at carryout for pizza lol

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Рік тому +27

      Nothin like a little guilt to start the evening

    • @zach9036
      @zach9036 Рік тому +5

      Depending on the place, the carryout tips go to the kitchen staff that makes the food. It is completely okay if you don't leave a tip, we get paid over minimum wage unlike servers who make well under minimum wage. Most nights when the tips get split between the staff we usually only get like $1 a piece, it is normal, no one that has been there a while gives a shit. Every once and a while we will have a good tip day and all get like $5, it is nice but not a major thing.

    • @MrStone125
      @MrStone125 10 місяців тому +3

      @zach9036 they only pay them under because of the logic that tips make it even out. Just the owners being cheap shits. I'd rather not tip at all.

    • @zach9036
      @zach9036 10 місяців тому +1

      @@MrStone125 hey that is completely fair. It is your choice to tip or not. Just explaining the behind the scenes of it for people who didn't know. I think how the US does the who tip thing is stupid. I believe the business should have to pay its employees and tips should not be a thing at all.

  • @Ae_editzyoutube
    @Ae_editzyoutube 9 місяців тому +5

    “I hope it burns down with u and me in it” HAD ME DYING

  • @Demonsthatyousee
    @Demonsthatyousee Рік тому +40

    The definition of comedy gold. Keep it up

  • @ejchronister2400
    @ejchronister2400 Рік тому +35

    What are you talking about “if” they were honest? This is my normal McDonald’s experience

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Рік тому +11

      😂

    • @DSilverio
      @DSilverio 11 місяців тому +1

      I am your average McDonald's employee

  • @gufo10games.74
    @gufo10games.74 Рік тому +9

    man, that 3 min before closing has never hit harder, and they always roll up with their entire extended family and order everything that's out of stock

  • @marcusenos9905
    @marcusenos9905 Рік тому +35

    Now you know how I feel about working in retail.

  • @RealSuperBoB184
    @RealSuperBoB184 Рік тому +52

    You forgot the part when they get the burger from the fridge and slam it harder than a wrestler from wwe

  • @FluttershyLuva
    @FluttershyLuva Рік тому +69

    As someone who works at a Country Club as a food runner, it pains me to see someone decide to come in and take their time with their order 5-10 minutes before the kitchen closes. That’s why I never go to fast food 5-10 minutes before closing. I make sure it’s an hour beforehand.

    • @warriorsproductions8304
      @warriorsproductions8304 Рік тому +2

      Same, or maybe half an hour if it's a small order bc I eat quick, or if it's carry-out

    • @stourmz
      @stourmz Рік тому

      love you for that, as some who works in fast food atm

    • @ThallanarRabidtooth
      @ThallanarRabidtooth 10 місяців тому +1

      I get off work just mere minutes before all the fast food places close, so I am forced to show up 5-10 minutes before closing or else I’ll starve the entire night. I always make sure my orders are short, quick and always know what I want beforehand. It’s the asshole in front of me feeding their 12 kids that slows me down, and somehow that’s my fault because I show up to the window after closing.

  • @Plezki
    @Plezki Рік тому +14

    as a mcd’s worker this is exactly what goes through my head every time i take orders

    • @meaghanobrien7045
      @meaghanobrien7045 Рік тому +2

      Bro same. They take forever and all I’m thinking about are the orders I need to bag and the drinks I need to make and all the other stuff I need to do while they just be like “Uhh can I get uhhh a uhm…” it’s lowkey stressful

  • @gunnark08
    @gunnark08 Рік тому +4

    The ice cream machine having a seizure literally had me dying laughing 😂

  • @energydragon1147
    @energydragon1147 Рік тому +5

    "I'll miss rent again" 🤣🤣👏

  • @amyavraam8986
    @amyavraam8986 Рік тому +13

    As someone who has worked in both retail and fast food I agree with this lol I wish we could talk to people this way when it's always 5 or less minutes before we close..

  • @lillybarbour9317
    @lillybarbour9317 Рік тому +6

    "hi thank you for coming three
    minutes before we close how
    can I do the bare minimum for
    you"😂

  • @jamespatronske8040
    @jamespatronske8040 Рік тому +3

    The ending has me rolling 😂😂😂

  • @noahtheguy1828
    @noahtheguy1828 Рік тому +2

    The “thanks for coming in three minutes before we close”, is so fucking accurate. Like people will for real flood the place when you have thirty seconds left on your shift

  • @avvarashedynejad787
    @avvarashedynejad787 Рік тому +11

    Bro had enough of those damn Karens

  • @edadaweda977
    @edadaweda977 Рік тому +2

    "The icecream machine is having a fucking seizure" got me rolling 💀💀💀

  • @eliteprimeslostson
    @eliteprimeslostson Рік тому +4

    The great always gets me 😂

  • @nathanfusco1902
    @nathanfusco1902 Рік тому +2

    “Actually you’re pretty fat, let’s make that a large” 😂😂 I’m dying

  • @perfectlyslicedegg3348
    @perfectlyslicedegg3348 Місяць тому +2

    People coming in literally two minutes before closing time should be made a crime.

  • @westabsupplyebay4093
    @westabsupplyebay4093 Рік тому +4

    As someone whom works in fast food, customers whom order something that take the bare minimum to make before closing are some of the best types.

  • @Rajesh-ym1fc
    @Rajesh-ym1fc Рік тому +6

    It's always that ice cream machine

  • @Bob95051
    @Bob95051 Рік тому +16

    If the sauce throwing position opens up at Lando Productions, let me know.

  • @jensen_z
    @jensen_z Рік тому +3

    Last job wasn’t even fast food, was a deli/bistro and we also did wedding catering. Anyway an entire football team came in 5min before closing asked when we closed and said “good your still open”

  • @DelphineDenton
    @DelphineDenton Рік тому +3

    He was so mad that he made Pepsi appear at McDonald's. Evil wizard.

  • @EDC_Master
    @EDC_Master Рік тому +1

    The ice cream machine is having a F**king seizure😂

  • @GodsTrueHand
    @GodsTrueHand Рік тому +2

    thoose 217 who disliked are mcdonalds loyalists and women.

  • @randommindz6782
    @randommindz6782 11 місяців тому

    "thanks for coming in 3 minutes before we close"
    GOOD LORD I FELT THAT

  • @maherhamadouch2005
    @maherhamadouch2005 Рік тому +8

    Workers have to deal with way too much

  • @waspwrap1235
    @waspwrap1235 Рік тому +2

    Guess he ain’t missing rent

  • @DonaldTheScottishTwin57646
    @DonaldTheScottishTwin57646 Рік тому

    I like how the captions captured every curse word despite being censored.

  • @NieroshaiTheSable
    @NieroshaiTheSable Рік тому +4

    Dude had to bring his own Pepsi from home to be this righteously spiteful.

  • @LeCommieBoi
    @LeCommieBoi 11 місяців тому +1

    as a grocery store cashier whose store ALWAYS close at 10:00 PM, I totally get this guy.

  • @user-be2qb9ep4k
    @user-be2qb9ep4k Рік тому +1

    “the ice cream machine is having a f@cking seizure” that’s way better than it has any ride to be.

  • @yodude5000hunter
    @yodude5000hunter Рік тому +1

    The ice cream machine: AAAAAAAAAAA

  • @ghostisabear
    @ghostisabear 11 місяців тому

    “What would you recommend?”
    “Going literally anywhere else”
    Had me ROFL

  • @thatonefoxxy
    @thatonefoxxy Рік тому +1

    When i would have a store, no matter what it is, i would definitely as an business owner close ACCEPTING new customers like 10 minute before closing and only serve the ones there rn.

  • @Muscipla
    @Muscipla Рік тому +1

    “Actually you’re pretty fat” made me drop my phone lmao 💀

  • @rainbowdragon1872
    @rainbowdragon1872 Рік тому +9

    I stg workers should be able to act just like this when mfs xome right before closing. And its usually the regulars that know enough about the store to work tgere

  • @cyrus533
    @cyrus533 Рік тому +1

    time traveller: kicks a stone
    the timeline:

  • @Blue_Lobsters_Brodda
    @Blue_Lobsters_Brodda Рік тому

    "The ice cream machine is having a seizure" caught me off guard

  • @SammyLeau
    @SammyLeau 9 місяців тому

    The fuxking ending, did it for me!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tkoch2501
    @tkoch2501 11 місяців тому

    "Thanks I'll miss rent again" is wild 💀😭😂

  • @jaxx1360
    @jaxx1360 Місяць тому

    Lowkey great way to treat the customer when they come in 3 minutes before close. Working open to close every day just to live paycheck to paycheck. You’re relieved your shift is basically over so you can go home to get the little sleep you have time for and a dude walks in 3 minutes before you close.

  • @TheTurkwithaPerk
    @TheTurkwithaPerk Рік тому +1

    I think i also want to go to a mcdonalds at 1.57 am brcause im half drunk half high ass was snoozing the entire day

  • @christianmauck735
    @christianmauck735 11 місяців тому +1

    As subway employee, i would love your subway impression, if you haven't done so yet😂

  • @-8_8-
    @-8_8- Рік тому +1

    This is pretty accurate. Especially the part where I'm not tipping at a McDonald's, and the prices are getting to be robbery.

  • @r3x_delta30
    @r3x_delta30 10 місяців тому

    “Great, I’ll just miss rent againnn” 😂 dying

  • @lemon_drop_dream
    @lemon_drop_dream Рік тому +1

    Yes! Subjunctive tense 🥰

  • @ExoticLostRunner4044
    @ExoticLostRunner4044 Рік тому +2

    W to Ian for replying to most of the comments

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Рік тому +1

      Wish I could reply to them all🥲

  • @theaviator1152
    @theaviator1152 Рік тому +1

    Goddamn bro. You are so funny. I love your channel

  • @Harithecurry25
    @Harithecurry25 8 місяців тому

    “I hope McDonalds burns down with me and you in it” 😂

  • @user-mz3je4wn7h
    @user-mz3je4wn7h Рік тому

    "the ice cream machine is having a f**king seizure" 😂😂

  • @olbluelips
    @olbluelips Рік тому +1

    I used to work at McDonald’s and I’d hallucinate the fryer beep going off as I fell asleep at night

    • @landokalriz
      @landokalriz  Рік тому +1

      😂might as well make it your wake up alarm too

  • @lordtyrannt8007
    @lordtyrannt8007 7 місяців тому

    “I’m surrounded by idiots”
    -Scar

  • @Incomprehensibly79
    @Incomprehensibly79 Рік тому +1

    Average nikocado avocado visit to fast food places

  • @DobleR70
    @DobleR70 11 місяців тому

    Pepsi at McDonald's???!!! Sounds like a fever dream

  • @thomasandladyfriend
    @thomasandladyfriend 11 місяців тому

    This is so true
    Every time I have an annoying customer I basically do this in my head. It's the only way I stay sane while dealing with the annoying bastards

  • @columbiancoke
    @columbiancoke Рік тому

    “Great I’ll just miss rent again” 😂😂😂

  • @tytysmobile2166
    @tytysmobile2166 9 місяців тому

    “Sir I get paid just enough to listen to your problems, not NEARLY enough to do anything about em, order your f*kin food. 😐”
    Goddamn😭

  • @aaronyarb4988
    @aaronyarb4988 10 місяців тому

    Sauce packs against the face-hilarious!
    Even before he completely answered the question! Too much😅😅😅!

  • @pseudohippie55
    @pseudohippie55 Рік тому

    This reminds me the actual McDonald's ad that says getting breakfast 5 minutes before it stops being served is great.

  • @TorchicNidoran1994
    @TorchicNidoran1994 Рік тому +2

    As a former Chipotle employee I feel this in my soul

  • @lucidmlem
    @lucidmlem Рік тому

    He forgot to add the "I love coming here"

  • @joemamarama335
    @joemamarama335 2 місяці тому

    As a mcdonalds worker, this is scarily accurate

  • @JosephShemelewski
    @JosephShemelewski 6 місяців тому

    Dude really made sure to have pepsi in hand just to fuck with the customer lol

  • @thewhyzer
    @thewhyzer 11 місяців тому

    "That's a toy gun." "Sir, do you think I make enough to afford a real gun? Now give me all your money before I beat you to death with it."

  • @Cat.Gaming
    @Cat.Gaming Рік тому

    Nightshift workers hit differently

  • @gmail.comLmao
    @gmail.comLmao Рік тому +1

    And the ice cream machine is having a fu××ing seizure

  • @Malicous29
    @Malicous29 Рік тому +1

    I just got a McDonald's ad right after this😂

  • @wontonschannel
    @wontonschannel 11 місяців тому

    "A large fat Pepsi" got me good

  • @sebastianrosa7935
    @sebastianrosa7935 Рік тому

    "Could I get like five minutes to think about it?"
    Then don’t walk up to the counter like you're ready to order!

  • @valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025
    @valoressbqiskrnrjbx5025 10 місяців тому

    This guy really never gets old. Never

  • @gousuwflorea1262
    @gousuwflorea1262 11 місяців тому

    My God this is so true, all the machines dying and being backed up like hell

  • @DaRealImpostorYT
    @DaRealImpostorYT Рік тому

    “The ice cream machine is literally having a seizure”

  • @gamerclips3900
    @gamerclips3900 Рік тому

    Bruh the fu@cking ice-cream machine is having a Seger 😂😂😂

  • @DepressedCrow
    @DepressedCrow 11 місяців тому

    McDonald's workers using the cosmic power of the universe to somehow mess up a McChicken

  • @mr.d9764
    @mr.d9764 Рік тому +1

    This guy must’ve went to the Griffin McDonald’s I swear 😂

  • @Illusionyary
    @Illusionyary Рік тому +1

    Idk about ya'll but we have 24/7 Maccas here, it don't close. I often get drivethru at 3am and its best maccas since they actually have to cook it

  • @randomtaiwan5085
    @randomtaiwan5085 Рік тому

    "You Look Pretty Fat"😂😂i cant bro

  • @user-rg9ex3lt5b
    @user-rg9ex3lt5b Рік тому

    And the ice cream machine is having a F$cking seizure 😂

  • @shadekiller369
    @shadekiller369 Рік тому

    Dang that was good service, 10/10

  • @simonkifle-no7sr
    @simonkifle-no7sr Рік тому +4

    Bros vids are my favorite

  • @stuffwithsoph8264
    @stuffwithsoph8264 Рік тому

    i worked at mcdonalds for 4 years. the ACCURACY

  • @s0nnyburnett
    @s0nnyburnett Рік тому +1

    large fat pepsi sounds pretty good

  • @DarknessHashira
    @DarknessHashira Рік тому

    this is why you respect people working fast food

  • @hatchetwound666
    @hatchetwound666 Рік тому +17

    Tipping is out of hand ain't no way I'll ever tip at a fast food joint

    • @delanovanraalte3646
      @delanovanraalte3646 Рік тому

      well than they shoot you remember fast food joints are american and what does americans have

    • @hatchetwound666
      @hatchetwound666 Рік тому +1

      @@delanovanraalte3646 lmao I'm also American and always have my gun let's go call me the grimace pack creator 🤣💨

    • @OmegaExalted
      @OmegaExalted 10 місяців тому

      ​@@hatchetwound666They won't shoot you, but they'll add a little special something to your food.
      Because you know what? You deserve it.

  • @ACE-it7hj
    @ACE-it7hj Рік тому +1

    So underrated ong