"Sometimes I'm a fat version of a functioning adult, but it's not convincing." I have never related to anything more. Also I'm definitely not eating mozzarella sticks right now.
Tomorrow another day at school my friends created a funny game in every break I get punched in the face by all of them. But when I get home to my TWO girlfriends it is all good again. I am the UA-cam Megastar. Thanks for listening dear depr cahsos
Love how the website offered super open gender and pronoun options. And then the questions about you are basically 'are you super conservative or, not?'
@@AlinaAniretake fighting homophobia with… racism? Nice one, bud. Take 3 seconds to think about what you’re posting before you say something as dumb as this again.
"Sometimes I'm a fat version of a functioning adult, but it's not convincing." I have never related to anything more. Also I'm definitely not eating mozzarella sticks right now.
Best quote of all time. "Evolution has no place in schools. If I send my FUCKING kid off to school and they came back with a third arm, I wOuLd bE PiSsEd!" 8:03
The Gayest Dragon I believe he’s referring to the video where he just read off prompts from twitter. I was actually referring to him stealing Chris niosi’s icon and using it for himself
The color of that sweatshirt is perfect for you, Tom. It really complements your skintone. Unrelated, I can't tell if you got into a fight with a cat while wearing that, or if it came like that
@@nyseknight also, shut the fuck up. There is no "SJW feminist". There are "people who use the title of feminist to push their own agenda" but that's not feminism. Feminism is for equality.
That's a thing I tbh hate about these dating sites, the specific questions 100% of the time steer into US politics, regardless whether you're an American. Lemme live my life with at least SOME distance from American issues.
This video makes me laugh so incredibly hard I remember that I watched it a while back and laughed really hard and looks like it still holds up because WHOO BOY my sides are hurting!
Seeing someone make fun of this stuff and NOT be a weird asshole about things like the gender and pronoun options is so refreshing. He was just excited to learn about another gender identity from another culture.
“What word describes you better, carefree or Intense?” *Intense* Edit: I think Tomska is the ideal bachelor for every lady out there. Consent is key and doing nothing all day is f*cking brilliant.
What makes you feel home?
"house"
I laughed way harder than I should've at that.
"Sometimes I'm a fat version of a functioning adult, but it's not convincing."
I have never related to anything more. Also I'm definitely not eating mozzarella sticks right now.
@@danrayn4925 you directly copied this word for word from another comment. My only question is “why?”
house.
I’m like number 666 and that makes me happy
"I want to discover their body, ideally in a field."
I sprayed breakfast all over my desk.
well I guess that's one way to put food on the table
Ew.
Ew.
"why can't i select both?" is so very relatable thank you
I was going to like this comment hen I realised that it has 69 likes so I gotta respect the meme. Consider this comment 2 likes 😊
@@Mastermind-qo8iz rip it was glorious while it lasted
Wubadubo
Oh shit hey cody
CODY!!!!
Hi Cody
Wasn't expecting Cody
Ah yes, the historical Intellectual has joined the conversation
This is the series I subscribed for.
Tomorrow another day at school my friends created a funny game in every break I get punched in the face by all of them. But when I get home to my TWO girlfriends it is all good again. I am the UA-cam Megastar. Thanks for listening dear depr cahsos
The Derp Chaos
Y e E T
GET BACK TO CHILLED CHAOS!
CONTENT!!!
Same here bro
Love how the website offered super open gender and pronoun options. And then the questions about you are basically 'are you super conservative or, not?'
conservatives would've exploded the very moment they see the option to add pronouns
i wonder what would happen if you selected trans as your gender then selected all the transphobic options
@@ultrablueslime8216 you'd probably get no matches
@@ultrablueslime8216a therapist would be a good match
@society I've been o. Twitter, they'd get atleast 4 matched
*WOBADUBO*
Haha
hey dude
I didn't expect you to even be into TomSka
its good to eat
Illusion Floof **gets gun** people can be into anyone
no need for le shOck
10:35 "I beleemed I BELEEMED?" his genuine shock kills me every time
-Tom I’d date you. You’re so beautiful and you’re so kind. You’re perfect-
Where’s asdf movie 69
Vsauce Puppet True Dat!
and asdf 420
what about asdf 666
starfuqer oh you’re right. And asdf 333
Lol theres 222 likes
Tom: This Is A Simple Dating Site
Site: Do You Think Russian People Should Take English Classes?
Но щит Шерлок
Хаха
665 *КЛИК* 666
Fuck no. Those Homophobes should stay in their Homophobic pit.
@@AlinaAniretake fighting homophobia with… racism?
Nice one, bud. Take 3 seconds to think about what you’re posting before you say something as dumb as this again.
I’m not gay, but thanks for the offer.
First replay
Dude how u everywhere
I'm not gay, but twenty bucks is twenty bucks.
Daniel Sambar LOL
Do you self test regularly?
🤙
Nice
how does this has no comments
Seriously, #CONTENT is my favorite UA-cam series
I want to like this but it’s an even number and that fucks with my Asperger Syndrome. So this is *like amount* + 1
"Ideally they need to be...
j-HEESUS!"
Begone furry
When Tom was answering the Hogwarts house question he really missed an opportunity to say Slytherin to those DM's.
Gryphon door
Its gween
Omg I hate u so much rn
No
WOOAHHH
*pronouns : sheriff*
Y E S
O H NO
Actually he said sheriff
H A H A H A
*_H E T A L I A_*
SALOONATICS
"well at least I can be Jeff now"
Tom -2018
And then he mentions a meme
No, you mean "Jeff -2018"
"Sometimes I'm a fat version of a functioning adult, but it's not convincing."
I have never related to anything more. Also I'm definitely not eating mozzarella sticks right now.
Mozzarella sticks are mMmMMMMMMMmMmmM
Try the fried halloumi sticks
Bitch me too
Just like I am not eating a dozen cupcakes
YOU.ARE.MY.MOOD
“Snape is a sexy daddy boi”
-thomas ‘tomska’ ridgewell 2018
"Where's lunch on this option?"
And that summarises my dating life.
Oooo subtle Shane burn 😂
"Says crazy a lot but ultimately says nothing"
I feel ya Tom, I feel ya.
"Robots can't get HorNy"
**Detroit become human wants to know your location**
TWENTY-EIGHT STABWOUNDS
"They're going to be in significant amount of death- debt"
Mm, yes. Significant amounts of death.
That sweater on Tom is better than any content on any channel
*look at that sweater*
Wait why did people like this post,
I have evolved, I have become older, why do people enjoy this comment, please save yourself.
@@youssrahadri8442 you have also taken to much cocaïn this morning
confirmed: Tom was a nice guy.
yes.
_Was-_
@@smartcookieanimates
Well he's dead of course,
@@purpseatpeeps8641 *DEAD?!* HE WAS CLONED?
“Do you smoke”
*I SMOKE WEED*
*EVERYDAY*
9:30 was that a sly Shane roast
I thought the same thing
Wow i just realized that 😂
I was like "that's so specific and I don't get it" but now I do thank you Megan
You betcha!
Vo Lock okay pal
My pronoun is Sheriff, I love it XD
Anybody see Sam Kills Christmas in the Background?
Available November 8th???
DarkSquidge nah I see John cena
DarkSquidge Meez Will Buy! I'm a HUGE fan of Ur Stuffs!
I do not
subliminal advertising
Best quote of all time. "Evolution has no place in schools. If I send my FUCKING kid off to school and they came back with a third arm, I wOuLd bE PiSsEd!" 8:03
I'm ready for some good
*c*
*o*
*n*
*t*
*e*
*n*
*t*
Thought you would say something else...
I thought you were gonna say...
Cock
I need some COCK
c- Content
o- I swear
c- I'm not
k- gay
All I saw was “c o” and I was slightly concerned
this comment is a burden to my name.
LayLay Waffles *IM CALLING THE POLICE*
DO YOU SMOKE? YA SMOKE WEED?
... 21 cHuMp StReEt?!
ok baka
@@unsubscribenow9052 funny haha Japan language, comdy comdy, uwu uwu uwu fancam fancam arent I original?
Comedy Police, Hands Up it was a bloody reference but ahahahaha im so random aren't i??? oh ho ho ho uwu i'm qUIRKY
That gay voiceover video is sure gonna come back to haunt you in this one
smoov22 how dare you sir
when did he do that?
The Gayest Dragon I believe he’s referring to the video where he just read off prompts from twitter. I was actually referring to him stealing Chris niosi’s icon and using it for himself
choakid999 ah okay
The color of that sweatshirt is perfect for you, Tom. It really complements your skintone.
Unrelated, I can't tell if you got into a fight with a cat while wearing that, or if it came like that
"H-h-how many of you have ever been in LOVE? Show of hands!"
"Oh, that's depressing to see"
Tom: "I want to date a praying mantis"
I'm not straight but thank you for the offer
TomSka: *enters silly dating site*
Silly dating site: "what do you think about the politics of a country you don't live in?"
1:19-1:21
Oh, the FNAF fandom would HIGHLY disagree with that
Does this spece still exist?
Blue Phoenix oh god, now I remember all of the fnaf fangirls on UA-cam-
Ex-fucking-cuse me?! They do that?!
Feminist Tomska is best Tomska
No.
No.
Screaming tomska is best.
1920's Feminist, moderate feminist, or SJW feminist?
@@nyseknight the one that he is.
@@nyseknight also, shut the fuck up. There is no "SJW feminist". There are "people who use the title of feminist to push their own agenda" but that's not feminism. Feminism is for equality.
@@nyseknight your ingorance is showing
This was... Brilliant. I laughed so goddamn hard. I could have listened to you answer these crazy questions for hours. XD
“Elliot you scream in your sleep”
WHO HURT YOU B?!
#GoodContent.
*gud
"Robots can't get horny!"
*slowly looks over to my Replika*
Why is your Replika horny-
*looks at AI dungeon*
I love *M I L K !* It feels heavenly when it slides down my throat and covers my insides with white goodness.
2% or whole
Cow tittie juice or man ball juice?
@@frama1122 that's what i asked
Suddenly gay
69th like
Honestly so cool that the dating website had so many good gender and Pronoun options!
Content is great
Funny seing you here
Im subbed
Small world
The gays have endorsed tomska
Moth Man they gays have ALWAYS endorsed tomska
I really love that Tom's first reaction was that there needed to be consent. He is amazing.
I accept at the condition i'm the wife
This is the best episode of content by far.
Hey Tomska, I'm proud of how far you've come and how you've survived
11:01 the growing dispair in his voice as the questions go on lmao
Hey Tom, you look like you're getting into better shape. Proud of you bud, keep it up!
"The only documentaries I like are the ones where the host says
*let me use my fleshy vessel in your fleshy vessel so we can make a spawn get bord then fight about who keeps our fleshy vessel spawn mistake*
I found this video under the technology category
it's so fitting
@@ST4RB0M why is your YT logo flashing??
@@samwai3762 wait, what
@@ST4RB0M If I am not having problem with my eyes, the user pic u have(the man with the purple background)just has a flashing background
@@samwai3762 oh, it's a gif don't worry
I'm not gay but your girl gotta go. I don't need competition.
I’ve rewatched this so many times and the oddly specific questions still send me 😂
That's a thing I tbh hate about these dating sites, the specific questions 100% of the time steer into US politics, regardless whether you're an American.
Lemme live my life with at least SOME distance from American issues.
Thank you for giving out free hugs at comic con. You made my day. 😊
is it just me or is tomas thinner
I was thinking that
He is!! He's improving- it physically shows. But you can especially see it in his attitude :3
He's also less depressed now
oh my god he is-
Is he officially human
9:09 my preferred cuddling position is comically large spoon
Omg this was so funny. I’ve been having a mental health crisis about being single recently and this just totally made my day. Thanks boo
12:20 "I'm just tryna smash guys"
Lmao yes
lemme smash
"student"
"house"
"all those crimes"
Booiiii those are the best answers
“Or enter your own…”
“SHERIFF!!!!”
🤣🤣
“Are you vegetarian or vegan”
“Yes”
Me staying up late: ________
Also me seeing Tom’s profile pic: *tries not to break out with laughter*
I was dying the whole time😂😂😂 especially when he said he just wants to smash 😂😂😂 I luv him so much😂❤️❤️❤️❤️
“what makes you feel at home?” “house.”
Me: god doesn't exist
Tom: THEN WHY ARE THERE DATING SITES HMMMMMM?!
one word humans
This video makes me laugh so incredibly hard
I remember that I watched it a while back and laughed really hard and looks like it still holds up because WHOO BOY my sides are hurting!
"Whomst loves me" is an eternal mood.
Me: *Voring GoldFish*
Tom: "What makes you feel at home? House."
Me: *Exhales so hard the goldfish goes flying*
plz no
Hello exorcist?
Please don’t replace eating with voring
You made a super funny joke even funnier thank you for that
I forgot goldfish are a snack and was deeply disturbed for about 30 seconds
2:45 that’s actually a very good philosophy
Maybe that’s what my tinder needs
This was hilarious! and the shade about the documentaries was gold
**sees Title**
BECAUSE IM SINGLE!
S-I-N-G-L-E LOVE ME!
Great now I got to go listen to it again..
*sings rest *
This was a fantastic video, great job Tom
*I Love Content*
Pronouns: sheriff
* The song old town Road fades in backround*
I LOVE YOU TOMSKA
**cough** those questions... YUm
Tom:
How drunk were you when you recorded this? Because I was drunk when I watched this, and my drunk-dar went off.
Seeing someone make fun of this stuff and NOT be a weird asshole about things like the gender and pronoun options is so refreshing. He was just excited to learn about another gender identity from another culture.
3:19 The fact that the profile picture is stretched just puts more emphasis.
I was so worried that you and Charlie had broken up. Glad you two still seem happy!
“What word describes you better, carefree or Intense?”
*Intense*
Edit: I think Tomska is the ideal bachelor for every lady out there. Consent is key and doing nothing all day is f*cking brilliant.
"You do scream in your sleep, that's really scary,"
HOLY SHIT, MY DAD DOES THAT. IT FREAKS MY MOM AND I OUT, LIKE A LOT
6:35 "A body has been discovered!"
this series is the best thing on youtube tbh
I would never date you because that illegal...... And I'm a lesbian
wow
lol
Pan ova here so hi
I should not have watched this in the middle of class, my teachers gonna wonder why I’m laughing
2:19 as a robot, I find this very offensive.
I have not laughed all day, but you just made me laugh so fucking hard, thanks
I can’t come to comic con this year because
1. It’s in london
2. It’s on my birthday
Is ur birthday 27th or 28th
Loving that Sam slaughters Santa book in the background.
I’m not straight or an adult but thanks anyway
Same
Congratulations!
Tomskas comedy was on point in this video he had a great joke for almost every question.
content is the best
Content
Con. Tent
A tent that is trying to con me