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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @RonaldSL-
    @RonaldSL- 6 років тому +1070

    What makes you feel home?
    "house"
    I laughed way harder than I should've at that.

    • @danrayn4925
      @danrayn4925 4 роки тому +15

      "Sometimes I'm a fat version of a functioning adult, but it's not convincing."
      I have never related to anything more. Also I'm definitely not eating mozzarella sticks right now.

    • @thatguythere6161
      @thatguythere6161 3 роки тому +5

      @@danrayn4925 you directly copied this word for word from another comment. My only question is “why?”

    • @l0v370
      @l0v370 2 роки тому +1

      house.

    • @Axqu7227
      @Axqu7227 2 роки тому

      I’m like number 666 and that makes me happy

  • @sisterskaoi
    @sisterskaoi 6 років тому +489

    "I want to discover their body, ideally in a field."
    I sprayed breakfast all over my desk.

  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub 6 років тому +311

    Wubadubo

  • @Gina.Murasso
    @Gina.Murasso 6 років тому +1291

    "Sometimes I'm a fat version of a functioning adult, but it's not convincing."
    I have never related to anything more. Also I'm definitely not eating mozzarella sticks right now.

  • @vuppet5684
    @vuppet5684 6 років тому +3263

    -Tom I’d date you. You’re so beautiful and you’re so kind. You’re perfect-
    Where’s asdf movie 69

  • @vinniecheng
    @vinniecheng 5 років тому +1707

    Tom: This Is A Simple Dating Site
    Site: Do You Think Russian People Should Take English Classes?

    • @arson5908
      @arson5908 4 роки тому +23

      Но щит Шерлок

    • @artificiosus6618
      @artificiosus6618 4 роки тому +8

      Хаха

    • @wollenwolf7528
      @wollenwolf7528 4 роки тому +1

      665 *КЛИК* 666

    • @AlinaAniretake
      @AlinaAniretake 3 роки тому +2

      Fuck no. Those Homophobes should stay in their Homophobic pit.

    • @kilroy7506
      @kilroy7506 3 роки тому +5

      @@AlinaAniretake fighting homophobia with… racism?
      Nice one, bud. Take 3 seconds to think about what you’re posting before you say something as dumb as this again.

  • @ngairespoon
    @ngairespoon 6 років тому +418

    "why can't i select both?" is so very relatable thank you

    • @Mastermind-qo8iz
      @Mastermind-qo8iz 6 років тому +2

      I was going to like this comment hen I realised that it has 69 likes so I gotta respect the meme. Consider this comment 2 likes 😊

    • @ngairespoon
      @ngairespoon 6 років тому +1

      @@Mastermind-qo8iz rip it was glorious while it lasted

  • @sourwitch2340
    @sourwitch2340 4 роки тому +908

    Love how the website offered super open gender and pronoun options. And then the questions about you are basically 'are you super conservative or, not?'

    • @isuckatusernames4297
      @isuckatusernames4297 2 роки тому +100

      conservatives would've exploded the very moment they see the option to add pronouns

    • @ultrablueslime8216
      @ultrablueslime8216 2 роки тому +83

      i wonder what would happen if you selected trans as your gender then selected all the transphobic options

    • @society1876
      @society1876 2 роки тому +29

      @@ultrablueslime8216 you'd probably get no matches

    • @soarimg
      @soarimg Рік тому

      @@ultrablueslime8216a therapist would be a good match

    • @packwolf445
      @packwolf445 Рік тому +10

      ​@society I've been o. Twitter, they'd get atleast 4 matched

  • @edgyusername4191
    @edgyusername4191 5 років тому +1225

    When Tom was answering the Hogwarts house question he really missed an opportunity to say Slytherin to those DM's.

  • @__8120
    @__8120 4 роки тому +85

    10:35 "I beleemed I BELEEMED?" his genuine shock kills me every time

  • @GoldenPenHD
    @GoldenPenHD 6 років тому +2046

    This is the series I subscribed for.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 6 років тому +2

      Tomorrow another day at school my friends created a funny game in every break I get punched in the face by all of them. But when I get home to my TWO girlfriends it is all good again. I am the UA-cam Megastar. Thanks for listening dear depr cahsos

    • @epochii2756
      @epochii2756 6 років тому +2

      The Derp Chaos
      Y e E T

    • @donvalentino9822
      @donvalentino9822 6 років тому

      GET BACK TO CHILLED CHAOS!

    • @OhCrapI_He
      @OhCrapI_He 6 років тому

      CONTENT!!!

    • @noahrodriguez4088
      @noahrodriguez4088 6 років тому

      Same here bro

  • @ArcticaTheFox
    @ArcticaTheFox 6 років тому +444

    "Ideally they need to be...
    j-HEESUS!"

  • @charlottefitzpatrick2976
    @charlottefitzpatrick2976 6 років тому +469

    Seriously, #CONTENT is my favorite UA-cam series

    • @thatmonkben2961
      @thatmonkben2961 6 років тому +5

      I want to like this but it’s an even number and that fucks with my Asperger Syndrome. So this is *like amount* + 1

  • @ICOEPR
    @ICOEPR 6 років тому +265

    🤙

  • @InkyFace
    @InkyFace 6 років тому +1263

    *WOBADUBO*

  • @potatopower7778
    @potatopower7778 5 років тому +96

    “Snape is a sexy daddy boi”
    -thomas ‘tomska’ ridgewell 2018

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 6 років тому +1277

    I’m not gay, but thanks for the offer.

  • @EliasGitterman
    @EliasGitterman 5 років тому +201

    Best quote of all time. "Evolution has no place in schools. If I send my FUCKING kid off to school and they came back with a third arm, I wOuLd bE PiSsEd!" 8:03

  • @jXded.
    @jXded. 6 років тому +1774

    *pronouns : sheriff*
    Y E S

  • @jayking3063
    @jayking3063 6 років тому +227

    "well at least I can be Jeff now"
    Tom -2018
    And then he mentions a meme

    • @Soda_Fizzy
      @Soda_Fizzy 2 роки тому +1

      No, you mean "Jeff -2018"

  • @slothinpocket7763
    @slothinpocket7763 4 роки тому +152

    "Robots can't get HorNy"
    **Detroit become human wants to know your location**

  • @squidinkNoodles
    @squidinkNoodles 5 років тому +58

    "They're going to be in significant amount of death- debt"
    Mm, yes. Significant amounts of death.

  • @Meg.01
    @Meg.01 6 років тому +540

    9:30 was that a sly Shane roast

    • @kilumbata
      @kilumbata 6 років тому +12

      I thought the same thing

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 6 років тому +22

      Wow i just realized that 😂

    • @nia.j.h
      @nia.j.h 6 років тому +34

      I was like "that's so specific and I don't get it" but now I do thank you Megan

    • @nicolaelsom5348
      @nicolaelsom5348 6 років тому +1

      You betcha!

    • @Meg.01
      @Meg.01 6 років тому +1

      Vo Lock okay pal

  • @E13DHX
    @E13DHX 6 років тому +67

    "Where's lunch on this option?"
    And that summarises my dating life.

  • @sabrathomas-gray4628
    @sabrathomas-gray4628 6 років тому +71

    Oooo subtle Shane burn 😂
    "Says crazy a lot but ultimately says nothing"
    I feel ya Tom, I feel ya.

  • @youssrahadri8442
    @youssrahadri8442 6 років тому +142

    That sweater on Tom is better than any content on any channel
    *look at that sweater*

    • @youssrahadri8442
      @youssrahadri8442 5 років тому +4

      Wait why did people like this post,
      I have evolved, I have become older, why do people enjoy this comment, please save yourself.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 5 років тому +2

      @@youssrahadri8442 you have also taken to much cocaïn this morning

  • @rosie3241
    @rosie3241 6 років тому +315

    I'm ready for some good
    *c*
    *o*
    *n*
    *t*
    *e*
    *n*
    *t*

    • @issiahh
      @issiahh 6 років тому +2

      Thought you would say something else...

    • @noahb7362
      @noahb7362 6 років тому +1

      I thought you were gonna say...

    • @dragonsember
      @dragonsember 6 років тому +1

      Cock

    • @lastchance1829
      @lastchance1829 6 років тому +3

      I need some COCK
      c- Content
      o- I swear
      c- I'm not
      k- gay

    • @portableface597
      @portableface597 6 років тому +1

      All I saw was “c o” and I was slightly concerned

  • @kadinuzzell8147
    @kadinuzzell8147 6 років тому +130

    My pronoun is Sheriff, I love it XD

  • @DoodleDARKO
    @DoodleDARKO 6 років тому +798

    Anybody see Sam Kills Christmas in the Background?

  • @DoctorX17
    @DoctorX17 5 років тому +99

    The color of that sweatshirt is perfect for you, Tom. It really complements your skintone.
    Unrelated, I can't tell if you got into a fight with a cat while wearing that, or if it came like that

  • @i_am_anxious02
    @i_am_anxious02 5 років тому +22

    “Do you smoke”
    *I SMOKE WEED*
    *EVERYDAY*

  • @way2dead4u
    @way2dead4u 6 років тому +85

    confirmed: Tom was a nice guy.

  • @Blu_Dev
    @Blu_Dev 5 років тому +51

    1:19-1:21
    Oh, the FNAF fandom would HIGHLY disagree with that

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 5 років тому +1

      Does this spece still exist?

    • @GooberingGoobers
      @GooberingGoobers 4 роки тому

      Blue Phoenix oh god, now I remember all of the fnaf fangirls on UA-cam-

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 4 роки тому

      Ex-fucking-cuse me?! They do that?!

  • @orbracha25
    @orbracha25 Рік тому +20

    TomSka: *enters silly dating site*
    Silly dating site: "what do you think about the politics of a country you don't live in?"

  • @Doodle_Dunce
    @Doodle_Dunce 6 років тому +21

    "H-h-how many of you have ever been in LOVE? Show of hands!"
    "Oh, that's depressing to see"

  • @emilyschneider79
    @emilyschneider79 6 років тому +46

    “Elliot you scream in your sleep”
    WHO HURT YOU B?!

  • @poppygracanin1723
    @poppygracanin1723 6 років тому +61

    I'm not straight but thank you for the offer

  • @Jadesmorot
    @Jadesmorot 6 років тому +21

    Honestly so cool that the dating website had so many good gender and Pronoun options!

  • @smoov22_sonic
    @smoov22_sonic 6 років тому +156

    That gay voiceover video is sure gonna come back to haunt you in this one

    • @choakid999
      @choakid999 6 років тому +1

      smoov22 how dare you sir

    • @carbinked
      @carbinked 6 років тому

      when did he do that?

    • @choakid999
      @choakid999 6 років тому +2

      The Gayest Dragon I believe he’s referring to the video where he just read off prompts from twitter. I was actually referring to him stealing Chris niosi’s icon and using it for himself

    • @carbinked
      @carbinked 6 років тому

      choakid999 ah okay

  • @RyuakiraX
    @RyuakiraX 2 роки тому +7

    That's a thing I tbh hate about these dating sites, the specific questions 100% of the time steer into US politics, regardless whether you're an American.
    Lemme live my life with at least SOME distance from American issues.

  • @GrondGrondGrondGrond
    @GrondGrondGrondGrond 6 років тому +221

    I love *M I L K !* It feels heavenly when it slides down my throat and covers my insides with white goodness.

  • @BenevolentRose
    @BenevolentRose 6 років тому +15

    This was... Brilliant. I laughed so goddamn hard. I could have listened to you answer these crazy questions for hours. XD

  • @roxout9287
    @roxout9287 4 роки тому +16

    "Robots can't get horny!"
    *slowly looks over to my Replika*

  • @yellowteethsauce
    @yellowteethsauce 6 років тому +14

    *let me use my fleshy vessel in your fleshy vessel so we can make a spawn get bord then fight about who keeps our fleshy vessel spawn mistake*

  • @taste5728
    @taste5728 6 років тому +67

    I accept at the condition i'm the wife

  • @cosmicmanta7340
    @cosmicmanta7340 6 років тому +187

    12:20 "I'm just tryna smash guys"

  • @numberix9
    @numberix9 6 років тому +123

    I'm not gay but your girl gotta go. I don't need competition.

  • @N7-K17
    @N7-K17 5 років тому +56

    Tom: "I want to date a praying mantis"

  • @SethTaylor
    @SethTaylor 6 років тому +8

    "The only documentaries I like are the ones where the host says

  • @Chazbc
    @Chazbc 6 років тому +390

    Feminist Tomska is best Tomska

    • @mealbitz
      @mealbitz 6 років тому +22

      No.
      No.
      Screaming tomska is best.

    • @nyseknight
      @nyseknight 5 років тому +8

      1920's Feminist, moderate feminist, or SJW feminist?

    • @PJammin_Out
      @PJammin_Out 5 років тому +14

      @@nyseknight the one that he is.

    • @PJammin_Out
      @PJammin_Out 5 років тому +61

      @@nyseknight also, shut the fuck up. There is no "SJW feminist". There are "people who use the title of feminist to push their own agenda" but that's not feminism. Feminism is for equality.

    • @religiousabuse
      @religiousabuse 5 років тому +18

      ​@@nyseknight your ingorance is showing

  • @kuak1228
    @kuak1228 6 років тому +101

    is it just me or is tomas thinner

  • @ZananoQuinito
    @ZananoQuinito 6 років тому +6

    Hey Tomska, I'm proud of how far you've come and how you've survived

  • @MoofyIsNotOk
    @MoofyIsNotOk 5 років тому +27

    I really love that Tom's first reaction was that there needed to be consent. He is amazing.

  • @D34DF41L
    @D34DF41L 6 років тому +27

    Tom:
    How drunk were you when you recorded this? Because I was drunk when I watched this, and my drunk-dar went off.

  • @GoldenPenHD
    @GoldenPenHD 6 років тому +198

    #GoodContent.

  • @KingMB_XJ_Official
    @KingMB_XJ_Official 3 роки тому +8

    9:09 my preferred cuddling position is comically large spoon

  • @hogmeat4701
    @hogmeat4701 6 років тому +5

    Hey Tom, you look like you're getting into better shape. Proud of you bud, keep it up!

  • @rowennagibson9667
    @rowennagibson9667 6 років тому +4

    Thank you for giving out free hugs at comic con. You made my day. 😊

  • @natchan9235
    @natchan9235 4 роки тому +6

    11:01 the growing dispair in his voice as the questions go on lmao

  • @Carina5707
    @Carina5707 6 років тому +5

    Omg this was so funny. I’ve been having a mental health crisis about being single recently and this just totally made my day. Thanks boo

  • @xenevil262
    @xenevil262 6 років тому +7

    This is the best episode of content by far.

  • @shoopy.
    @shoopy. 5 років тому +21

    Me staying up late: ________
    Also me seeing Tom’s profile pic: *tries not to break out with laughter*

  • @thegays7284
    @thegays7284 6 років тому +65

    Content is great

    • @djs99227
      @djs99227 6 років тому +1

      Funny seing you here

    • @djs99227
      @djs99227 6 років тому +1

      Im subbed

    • @djs99227
      @djs99227 6 років тому +1

      Small world

    • @ravnaroks6469
      @ravnaroks6469 6 років тому +3

      The gays have endorsed tomska

    • @carbinked
      @carbinked 6 років тому +4

      Moth Man they gays have ALWAYS endorsed tomska

  • @DoeiDenise
    @DoeiDenise 6 років тому +13

    "student"
    "house"
    "all those crimes"
    Booiiii those are the best answers

  • @bigchap5794
    @bigchap5794 6 років тому +19

    2:19 as a robot, I find this very offensive.

  • @DRakeTRofKBam
    @DRakeTRofKBam 6 років тому +4

    3:19 The fact that the profile picture is stretched just puts more emphasis.

  • @jellyyy_0510
    @jellyyy_0510 5 років тому +20

    Pronouns: sheriff
    * The song old town Road fades in backround*

  • @sword0115
    @sword0115 5 років тому +23

    Me: god doesn't exist
    Tom: THEN WHY ARE THERE DATING SITES HMMMMMM?!

  • @CrimsonSailorjpg
    @CrimsonSailorjpg 6 років тому +36

    I would never date you because that illegal...... And I'm a lesbian

  • @awhellyeah12
    @awhellyeah12 5 років тому +4

    2:45 that’s actually a very good philosophy
    Maybe that’s what my tinder needs

  • @disgracefulimpound9251
    @disgracefulimpound9251 6 років тому +26

    **sees Title**
    BECAUSE IM SINGLE!
    S-I-N-G-L-E LOVE ME!

  • @samwai3762
    @samwai3762 5 років тому +18

    I found this video under the technology category

    • @ST4RB0M
      @ST4RB0M 5 років тому

      it's so fitting

    • @samwai3762
      @samwai3762 5 років тому

      @@ST4RB0M why is your YT logo flashing??

    • @ST4RB0M
      @ST4RB0M 5 років тому

      @@samwai3762 wait, what

    • @samwai3762
      @samwai3762 5 років тому

      @@ST4RB0M If I am not having problem with my eyes, the user pic u have(the man with the purple background)just has a flashing background

    • @ST4RB0M
      @ST4RB0M 5 років тому

      @@samwai3762 oh, it's a gif don't worry

  • @gabrieliuskacinskas6874
    @gabrieliuskacinskas6874 6 років тому +7

    I love someone, but nobody loves me...
    *SOMEBODY KILL ME*

  • @PoisonousPen
    @PoisonousPen Рік тому +2

    “Or enter your own…”
    “SHERIFF!!!!”
    🤣🤣

  • @ratmeat1401
    @ratmeat1401 6 років тому +3

    "You do scream in your sleep, that's really scary,"
    HOLY SHIT, MY DAD DOES THAT. IT FREAKS MY MOM AND I OUT, LIKE A LOT

  • @dmanclose
    @dmanclose 6 років тому +9

    “Are you vegetarian or vegan”
    “Yes”

  • @ProfessionalSkateboarder
    @ProfessionalSkateboarder 2 роки тому +5

    “What word describes you better, carefree or Intense?”
    *Intense*
    Edit: I think Tomska is the ideal bachelor for every lady out there. Consent is key and doing nothing all day is f*cking brilliant.

  • @AAAAAA-613
    @AAAAAA-613 6 років тому +6

    12:36 At this point, they're basically just asking if you're a Trump supporter.

  • @eyek1lledjay
    @eyek1lledjay 6 років тому +4

    I was dying the whole time😂😂😂 especially when he said he just wants to smash 😂😂😂 I luv him so much😂❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @leviphipps2462
    @leviphipps2462 6 років тому +4

    "Whomst loves me" is an eternal mood.

  • @miwerest133
    @miwerest133 6 років тому +7

    I LOVE YOU TOMSKA

  • @MangarooKangaroo
    @MangarooKangaroo Рік тому +1

    I’ve rewatched this so many times and the oddly specific questions still send me 😂

  • @Josh-os7vn
    @Josh-os7vn 6 років тому +41

    *I Love Content*

  • @Zirkitri
    @Zirkitri 6 років тому +12

    I can’t come to comic con this year because
    1. It’s in london
    2. It’s on my birthday

  • @ratman1810
    @ratman1810 6 років тому +50

    I’m not straight or an adult but thanks anyway

  • @dystopyxrose
    @dystopyxrose 11 місяців тому +1

    This video makes me laugh so incredibly hard
    I remember that I watched it a while back and laughed really hard and looks like it still holds up because WHOO BOY my sides are hurting!

  • @shuk0rina444
    @shuk0rina444 6 років тому +483

    this comment is a burden to my name.

    • @rainespiano
      @rainespiano 5 років тому +4

      LayLay Waffles *IM CALLING THE POLICE*

    • @jamiestories4971
      @jamiestories4971 5 років тому +8

      DO YOU SMOKE? YA SMOKE WEED?
      ... 21 cHuMp StReEt?!

    • @unsubscribenow9052
      @unsubscribenow9052 4 роки тому

      ok baka

    • @comedypolicehandsup5141
      @comedypolicehandsup5141 4 роки тому +3

      @@unsubscribenow9052 funny haha Japan language, comdy comdy, uwu uwu uwu fancam fancam arent I original?

    • @unsubscribenow9052
      @unsubscribenow9052 4 роки тому

      Comedy Police, Hands Up it was a bloody reference but ahahahaha im so random aren't i??? oh ho ho ho uwu i'm qUIRKY

  • @eliontheinternet3298
    @eliontheinternet3298 6 років тому +1

    I was so worried that you and Charlie had broken up. Glad you two still seem happy!

  • @MoonMarshmallow
    @MoonMarshmallow 6 років тому +4

    6:35 "A body has been discovered!"

  • @begonethot4869
    @begonethot4869 6 років тому +1

    This was a fantastic video, great job Tom

  • @fool8003
    @fool8003 5 років тому +10

    9:17
    .but harpoons are better than spoons!

  • @l0v370
    @l0v370 2 роки тому +2

    “what makes you feel at home?” “house.”

  • @UndercoverRuby
    @UndercoverRuby 6 років тому +14

    Hmmmmm does anybody know what’s that book in the background and will it be available soon ? November 8th ?

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 6 років тому

      It couldn't be November 8th

  • @TwelvetreeZ
    @TwelvetreeZ 6 років тому +1

    I've had a thoroughly rubbish few days spent in what I call an Emotional Blackout(TM), and this made me feel a lot better 👍👍👍

  • @justsomeguy5628
    @justsomeguy5628 Рік тому +4

    Seeing someone make fun of this stuff and NOT be a weird asshole about things like the gender and pronoun options is so refreshing. He was just excited to learn about another gender identity from another culture.

  • @Ajaxbeez
    @Ajaxbeez 6 років тому +7

    **cough** those questions... YUm

  • @thecolor3
    @thecolor3 6 років тому +5

    11:50 Man single-handedly solves the Gender Pay Gap

    • @Peron1-MC
      @Peron1-MC 5 років тому +1

      i read: its rediculous, its a conspiracy. at first XD wich would be accurate

  • @Santo_47
    @Santo_47 6 років тому

    Honestly this video is hilarious x).
    Tomska, you're humour is just my favourite kind, you're awesome :D

  • @tornadoawe
    @tornadoawe 4 роки тому +4

    12:30
    I hate to say nice to this question, but 69 answered question eyyyyy

  • @megstar92
    @megstar92 6 років тому

    This was hilarious! and the shade about the documentaries was gold