With a hand you can touch, feel and pick up stuff but with feet you can do the Same but worst but they also stabilize you very well and walking is better then picking stuff up. Doing one thing well and one bad thing is better then only one good thing maybe fingers got held back or haven't been learning the right stuff. I dont know why I spent the time to do this
$4000! = 1.8288*10^(12673). If every single atom in the universe was an entire universe, and every atom in that universe was an entire universe, you'd have to go down as many layers of this as there are atoms in the universe to get a few hundred orders of magnitude within the square root of 4000! atoms. Darn Apple, always putting up those prices!
“That’s where the guns live.” Yes, yes they do. It’s dangerous to go out during mating season, their nests are deadly, ive lost many a cow to their deadly sting.
Who said that a different language made a movie better or worse? (Actually, now that I thought about it, to an English speaker, it might - *_MIGHT_* - be a little bit funnier.) Eddit: Screw you, autocorrect.
Me: *Has a friend who lives in Aberdeen when I live in Edinburgh, I make way to go see them when ever I can and even send then gifts occasionally* Tom: "ThEy LiVe On ThE oThEr SiDe Of LoNdOn"
I mean some people never even leave their house Like me How do you think we feel *Also I don't have money so I literally can't travel further than the next town*
To be fair, have you ever tried to travel in London? Getting to your next door neighbour takes three days and several sacrifices to Satan depending on the weather!
So I was working at Vidcon today, it was a last minute decision to help a friend out with promoting their app, so no real time to look at who was going to be there. There I was wandering around, handing out t-shirts, when I pass Tomska’s stall and see him doing a meet a greet. Now, I’ve been watching his videos since 2010 so naturally I was quite starstruck, my jaw dropped and rather dumbfoundedly shouted “oh my god it’s Tomska” when he saw me and gave me a polite smile back. After regaining composure (or so I thought) I ask the security guard where the line is to meet him. He told me it just closed which sucked, but was probably for the best because when I made eye contact with Tomska again I, somewhat aggressively, shouted “I love you, I think you’re wicked, I hope you’re okay!” He proceeded to give me a very confused look and a double thumbs up. So I’d just like to say to Tomska, I’m sorry I was weird and shouted at you, I hope I didn’t scare you. Very cool to see you though, and genuinely hope you’re doing well and had a good time at vidcon (apart from weird strangers like me screaming in your direction of course)
@@Evan16116 [Bank] [Bank noises) (Robber):EVERY ONE GET ON THE FLOOR (Everyone gets on the floor, and nervously puts gun on top of heads) (Robber pulls out a baby) (Robber, nervous):Uh uhhhhh [Everyone looks at thenselves] (Robber)* throws baby away and run *
Me: You’re a 30-year-old guy who does UA-cam because you’re not talented enough to do anything else. Tom: Ha! *Thats where you’re wrong!* ............ I’m 28!
AN HOUR AND A HALF? please, I have friends who live 6 hours away. Of course, I'm not the bestest friends with them, but I do visit them. Ugh, I hate how big the US is.
At least it's your friends and not your family so you don't feel bad when you don't visit them or when you remember that you can't speak their language or that they don't know English or that you're getting to the point of no return, (Me: Yells into a mirror) _so you better learn quickly or else you _*_won't be able to talk to some of your family before they_*_ _*_*die_**** (This turned into an autobiography)
These are literally the only videos I laugh so hard I can't breathe at, which is a feat considering I've been severely depressed for years! Ha ha. No but really these being me so much unbridled joy
7:41 But of course! It's called "bottling it up inside of you until it slowly but surely develops into the overwhelming urge and need to kill a man (or clones thereof)" 😅
I thoroughly enjoy your channel and all of the videos I have seen of yours. I hope you continue making videos and look forward to seeing more of them. Have a good day!
Old dead memes are peak entertainment honestly. Loved the discreet Peanut Butter Baby reference after "you eat ass" 😂 cracked me up... Get it? Ass. Cracked. I'll see myself out
Tom honestly you look really good with a beard 🙌🏻
He is the UA-cam bearer of the sexy beard
It looks really good with the turtleneck as well.
He shaved it a couple of weeks ago
Hey swoosh I love your videos
It's you!
TwiTtEr FoR AnDrOiD
I still assume Tom in that black sweater just gives really comforting hugs
Agreed
Now I want a hug now. 😂☹😂
hhhhh i want a tomska hug.
Almost any hug is comfortable. I really like hugs...
@@microTrash28 *Sends virtual hug*
And welcome back to *ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵉⁿᵗ*
i am AxxL what is your name
How'd they tiny type?
I'm an idiot and can't figure this shit out
@@Bloinker same
Lol
I wanna be a ᶜᵒʷᵇᵒʸ, ᵇᵃᵇʸ
WhyAmIEvanHeere? How do you do that?
- toes are like fingers that were held back a couple of years -
Thomas Ridgewell, 2019
It's Thomas Tomska Ridgewell
With a hand you can touch, feel and pick up stuff but with feet you can do the Same but worst but they also stabilize you very well and walking is better then picking stuff up.
Doing one thing well and one bad thing is better then only one good thing maybe fingers got held back or haven't been learning the right stuff.
I dont know why I spent the time to do this
The new iPhone!
Only $4000!
New soulja phone
@@dreheart5854 SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
$4000! = 1.8288*10^(12673). If every single atom in the universe was an entire universe, and every atom in that universe was an entire universe, you'd have to go down as many layers of this as there are atoms in the universe to get a few hundred orders of magnitude within the square root of 4000! atoms. Darn Apple, always putting up those prices!
*Clapping intensifies*
No! Its $6969696969
"They live far away... I dont have an hour and a half"
Screams in American
screams in new jersey
Screams in Missouri
Screams in Alaskan
Screams
Screams in PTSD
Tomska out here looking like Steve jobs
well you're not wrong- I thought the same thing when he was holding the iphone
@@luckysharpie8472 that was the joke at the start.....
Damn he shouldve made a joke about that!
+Audio Cracked
*stares blankly at screen for several seconds before realising*
OOOHHH!!!!!!
Oh he does? I wonder if he noticed...
“That’s where the guns live.”
Yes, yes they do. It’s dangerous to go out during mating season, their nests are deadly, ive lost many a cow to their deadly sting.
My parents set up a bunker just for when the native desert eagles come out.
Many a cow? Maybe you should warn your wife amirite???
(I’m joking)
One stung me in back, never walked again
8:06
You look extra British today with that turtle neck
PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET. SEND HIM COPIES OF THE BEE MOVIE SO HE CAN MAKE A CONTENT VIDEO OF JUST SNAPPING THEM
Title: asmr bee movie snapping grunting and slight farting
yEs
Joseph I snorted
YES!
Geinus
"Leave comments in the description"
-Thomas "Tomska" Ridgewell 2019
UA-cam 101 with Thomas Tomska Ridgewell 😂
That bit about Squidge's squidge made me severely uncomfortable
me too
Same
this whole video was incredibly uncomfortable tbh i did not like to hear people talk about some random youtubers ass or for him to go along with it
i hope dodie writes a song about tom
(arms unfolding)
Does anyone really know Dodie?
@@ajleenexl7023 me-
BUT IS IT dODIE YELLOW‽
There's nothing wrong with a little bit of cum.
But Tom!
What about the Bee Movie... In Arabic?
Who said that a different language made a movie better or worse?
(Actually, now that I thought about it, to an English speaker, it might - *_MIGHT_* - be a little bit funnier.)
Eddit: Screw you, autocorrect.
if you hate alll races including your own, you are not racist, just a fucking jackass
@@Superbug-tf8zy Nah, I think that just makes you both
@DoritoPanda1423 nah, he hates ALL races, racism is inequality. hating all is perfectly equal.
Meaty
the baby friggin scared me
*pulls out meat scepter*
That thing straight up pulled a gun on my sanity
you're like a cool uncle people turn to for advice or distraction. thanks for being you and doing what you do. thank you a lot from the heart
This is one of those videos where you have no idea what’s happening the entire time.
Isn't that every Tomska video?
Yet we all keep coming back
Welcome to content.
Try watching Jojo Siwa you'll find that this is actually vividly comprehensible in comparison
Yet is somehow enjoyable
2:30
“There’s more to you than meets the eye, isn’t there?”
“PIPITY POP POOOOOO”
Tom looking like a french ninja
* Smoke bomb *
_Oui oui_
* Katana slicing noise *
lawyer morty his zanpakuto is a cheese knife
@@dustinwheat4096 his smokebombs are baguettes
lawyer morty No, the baguettes are clearly his katanas. Smh
And in the french ninja universe every samurai is british
"I don't have an hour and a half to go see them."
*americans laughing in the background*
Pretty much
It take me about 2 hours to pick up my friend for our weekly movie night. But we also have to get pizza and alcohol as well.
Yo dude its me
More like Steve Jobless
*reaches out for a high-five that never comes*
*gives high five*
You: *(Does what Tom does in Eddsworld "Hammer and Fail")*
*it never came because I tried and missed*
*I just saw my fucking hand off and throw it to your hand but as i have shitty accuracy, it lands on your face*
SetsuneW Me: gives high-five cause that joke was very good
"I'm a sleepy boy and I need a nap!" Best line ever!
I’m crying cause my one about Charlie got in. I need to buy from her Etsy now
gg
7:56 the super serious tone of the following question is gold X'D
Me: *Has a friend who lives in Aberdeen when I live in Edinburgh, I make way to go see them when ever I can and even send then gifts occasionally*
Tom: "ThEy LiVe On ThE oThEr SiDe Of LoNdOn"
I mean some people never even leave their house
Like me
How do you think we feel
*Also I don't have money so I literally can't travel further than the next town*
Me: ThEy DoN’t LiVe In My BeDrOoM!
I live in the U.S and and a friend who lives on the other side of the city might as well be around the block.
To be fair, have you ever tried to travel in London? Getting to your next door neighbour takes three days and several sacrifices to Satan depending on the weather!
AkselNeverAsked i live in aberdeen!
So I was working at Vidcon today, it was a last minute decision to help a friend out with promoting their app, so no real time to look at who was going to be there. There I was wandering around, handing out t-shirts, when I pass Tomska’s stall and see him doing a meet a greet. Now, I’ve been watching his videos since 2010 so naturally I was quite starstruck, my jaw dropped and rather dumbfoundedly shouted “oh my god it’s Tomska” when he saw me and gave me a polite smile back. After regaining composure (or so I thought) I ask the security guard where the line is to meet him. He told me it just closed which sucked, but was probably for the best because when I made eye contact with Tomska again I, somewhat aggressively, shouted “I love you, I think you’re wicked, I hope you’re okay!” He proceeded to give me a very confused look and a double thumbs up.
So I’d just like to say to Tomska, I’m sorry I was weird and shouted at you, I hope I didn’t scare you. Very cool to see you though, and genuinely hope you’re doing well and had a good time at vidcon (apart from weird strangers like me screaming in your direction of course)
Baby with a gun 3 confirmed
Or a new sketch called baby is a gun
lawyer morty that’s actually sounds like something Tom would do
@@Evan16116
[Bank]
[Bank noises)
(Robber):EVERY ONE GET ON THE FLOOR
(Everyone gets on the floor, and nervously puts gun on top of heads)
(Robber pulls out a baby)
(Robber, nervous):Uh uhhhhh
[Everyone looks at thenselves]
(Robber)* throws baby away and run *
Baby with a gun 3: babygun!
Me: You’re a 30-year-old guy who does UA-cam because you’re not talented enough to do anything else.
Tom: Ha! *Thats where you’re wrong!* ............ I’m 28!
nice pfp
He'll be thirty later this year.
@@somerandolad no he will be 29
That was one of the worst insults I've ever seen
*Momma raised him right!*
Why does Tom look like he would just chill in a coffee shop
That pfp is nostalgic, Memento Mori.
"you eat ass"
"Ah"
I pictured that old video where the baby is covered in peanut butter.
I can't stop laughing, help me
Me too 😁
He does that purely because of the peanut butter baby!
Didn’t TomSka say that it’s his favourite meme?
That's...what he was doing
Yeah that's the point
I haven't laughed that hard in milliseconds (because I binge watch your videos...)
At 4:07 I was really hoping to see John Cena's face and him say "aRe YoU SuRe aBoUt thAt?!"
"Newgrounds ruined me at such an early age" Omg, I thought I was the only one. I feel ya man
Holy shit bois, Steve Jobs is back from the dead!
And now he's got more hair and an English accent!
Woo! Steve jobless!
I read that jobs as cobs
*I’m too obsessed with inanimate insanity-*
Would you be the next “Adam Ruins Everything” Adam?
🤣
His hamster stories are great examples of why children shouldn't have pets or be unsupervised around animals
5:49 "Wrong! That's Elliot's order!"
He wasn't talking about his friend...
no I do not want the new iPhone, Tom
"Toes are fingers that shrunk back a year. "
Oh muy goid, I was dying.
5:08 I, the fact you felt the need to clarify that is making it progressively harder to believe you.
Tom's self-esteem must be through the roof if 2016 made him feel good
That intro tho!
*gives you a copy of the Bee Movie*
Pi- PiPidY PaPap PwoOooO
0w0
Shadowprince *_OWO_*
@@lunavii *O W O*
Agreeded
AN HOUR AND A HALF? please, I have friends who live 6 hours away. Of course, I'm not the bestest friends with them, but I do visit them. Ugh, I hate how big the US is.
The US is too big *Yankee doodle plays*
At least it's your friends and not your family so you don't feel bad when you don't visit them or when you remember that you can't speak their language or that they don't know English or that you're getting to the point of no return, (Me: Yells into a mirror) _so you better learn quickly or else you _*_won't be able to talk to some of your family before they_*_ _*_*die_****
(This turned into an autobiography)
Did you just....
*_assume?_*
is it still 2013?
_HoW dArE yOu MoNsTeR_
I am actually a toaster.
@@somepersonontheinternet6879 ...
My gender
These are literally the only videos I laugh so hard I can't breathe at, which is a feat considering I've been severely depressed for years! Ha ha. No but really these being me so much unbridled joy
iknow want to bring a copy of the bee movie to watch you snap it that would be awesome to watch
Elliot enjoyed reading these out more than he should have.
i want the new iphone tom
Why would they from Roman numerals to names? iPhone Jack(ass)?
He is Steve Jobs
7:41 But of course! It's called "bottling it up inside of you until it slowly but surely develops into the overwhelming urge and need to kill a man (or clones thereof)" 😅
I can confidently say that being bisexual is AWESOME.... 20% of the time. The other 80% is confusing and sad and PAINFUL
Yup
This show itself is worth staying alive for. I don't wanna die or anything of the sort, but I do feel that.
Greetings from taco land
Me: *starts reading book*
Tomska: HEY HERES A VIDEO!
me: but... but... ffs ok 😔😅
*reluctantly puts down 50 Shades of Grey*
@@Fixided That fucking book is the reason people don't read anymore
*That, and uh, because authors just can't make money anyways so oof*
nice pfp
I honestly love you and your content. You're such a good person
When he said he smothers his food in mayonnaise confirms he is dad
“Leave a comment in the description”
-TomSka 2019
4:58 the answer to your question is me
6:25 the answer to your question is me
7:46 god, I'm on a roll
Pfft, then you're either dead inside or haven't had much life experience yet - come on, live a little! TaStE yOuRsElF 😂
@@becauseimafan "taste yourself" 😂 why is that so fucking funny. It's like treat yo self, but dirty 🤣
Let's just take a moment and appreciate how awesome of a man Tom is and how great any and all of his content is
Memento Mori, the clock WAS ticking 😔
9:43 Oh shit, 15 year old Tom is Seth Everman
Always nice to see someone who remembers that time Shadow the Hedgehog was on My Little Pony.
I choked on my tea at 2:16
You warned me..... I still lost it
This is like the poshist comment I've ever read 😆
These videos make me so happy. Just had a VERY stressful evening with school and stuff and watching this really made my night :)
“Going to cons gives you more anxiety than you let on. Only in America, cuz that’s where the guns live”
XD LMFAO
1:01 that was a neat gun spin
Yes
7:00 That hits home for me, except that I'm 25 and alcohol is also a thing.
I fecking love Elliott's accent
"They live really far away"...
"T H E Y L I V E R E A L L Y F A R A W A Y"
BOI
True tho bro
8:30 Ah yes, a man of culture.
0:11 "I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!"
That's not a gun, thats a baby
-Thomas Ridgewell
Tom honestly has one of the most recognisable UA-camr voices
I assume hugging you would feel like a nice squishy pillow and there for you give great hugs. Love ya tomska.
Took me a bit to realize Tom was being trans inclusive by saying “person with a penis” because some people with penises aren’t men
hell yeah
glad you agree too,@@muzicianz
i havent watched a tomska video, and oh boy, LOOKIN GOOD!! holy shit he looks amazing! very happy to see him do better
3:20
Then you're gonna hate what I sent you...
I would totally want to be your friend
oh no
OH YEAH YEAH
I was looking for the first comment. And I’m not disappointed.
Tom what is the key to happiness 😂😂😂
I love how 2016 was so quickly displaced by 2020
7:46 TomSka to host meme review?
5:14 Also,also,also...I feel like I wanna ship,but nah,that’s offensive..
No way my assumption made it into the video!!!! And elliot sung it !!!!!!!! Im sooooo happy right now
"And 2016 happened and it was really terrible"
2020:ARE YOU F***ING CHALLENGING ME
“I wish I were bisexual” is the best response ever because same
“Toes are like fingers that were held back a couple years.”
I’ve never heard a better analogy for toes.
Me: Welp time to pack for the trip-
Phone: #CONTENT
Me: [Dropkicks bag and instantly clicks]
I thoroughly enjoy your channel and all of the videos I have seen of yours. I hope you continue making videos and look forward to seeing more of them. Have a good day!
7:06 Oh Tom😭
my man, you give me some of the most genuine chuckles and laughs ever lol
Lookin good bru, Wait where did tomska go?, Mr Bond?..OH ITS TOM
I just realized he has a picture of Edd, Matt, and himself behind him, from Eddsworld. And that's so cuute
“i’ve never had a hamster last more than a month”
*war flashbacks*
What flashbacks? I'm hoping not the hat fic
Annie clark this was from last year but yea it was the hat fic lmfao
Tom: Eddie and Elliot: 👏👏👏👏
Omg you look younger 🤣
Old dead memes are peak entertainment honestly. Loved the discreet Peanut Butter Baby reference after "you eat ass" 😂 cracked me up...
Get it? Ass. Cracked.
I'll see myself out
4:42 I can’t lie it’s pretty great
Yep
I think biromantic still counts? It’s pretty awesome still
0:31........boy howdy is my punch line....but it was used by tom!? NANI! (No really I always say it- uwu)
Man Tom must be feeling amazing about himself nowadays.
im liking these weekly videos
I assume that all of the existence of infinity is a lie and when we remember a dream is the real reality. We are all dreaming now.