Dan And Phil Talking About French Kissing?!

This is a chat log from the audiobook to the "Amazing book is not on fire". Phil found a harddrive containing every conversation he's ever had between the ages of 14 and 18. Dan's northern accent is so funny and the conversations was..... interesting :D
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[@ultraviolette69]

their northern accents kill me every time I love it

[@julizz100]

Dans northern accent is the best, haha 😄

[@nannakaz]

+NovA I like your profile picture haha

[@julizz100]

Raven Games Yay, twinzees! :D

[@nannakaz]

:D

[@gudrend1804]

Hey, I know you

[@sofiabenford6215]

conspiracy: dan is secretly shrek

[@soaringred8929]

søfia GET OUTTA MA SWAMP

[@heyitsdanionyoutube]

søfia where is the million likes button because I totally agree with you

[@user-sq1em4tz5k]

OH MY GOD

[@totalweirdo8538]

Secretly?

[@sasharail9833]

IF YOU DONT WATCH IT AND JUST LISTEN HE SOUNDS LIKE SHREK IM DEAD THANKS FOR MAKING MW NOTICE THIS HAHA

[@jaydenv8557]

I love how sometimes Dan can do a better northern accent then Phil

[@jaydenv8557]

But other times, neither of them can do a very good northern accent lol

[@julizz100]

iknow 😅

[@xxmarcyxx1819]

funny because Phil is northern so you would think it was just in him. lol

[@arithedestroy7251]

have you ever heard a northern accent

[@esmevuti]

+Geeking Out lmao

[@bryndougherty3186]

He just sounds like Shrek

[@phantrash2333]

bryns random thoughts delete this

[@sanha5191]

bryns random thoughts delet

[@haileypotter9535]

you beat me to the comment XD

[@Ken-wz9ur]

OH FUCK HEEE DOESS

[@thehackette7590]

And Fiona! Phan confirmed

[@toter.korper]

Dan: "If yah tell anywoon, I'll kill ya famlieh!"
Phil: "Wat."

[@3nd-un0btain3d]

Dan's accent I'm crying

[@imtriggered9819]

The internet ruined me dun cry craft

[@oliverleamon383]

OH MY GOD I GOT THE 69TH LIKE!!! I've not gotten the 69th and 100th like on comments. I only need to get the 420th and the 666th like and then I can kill myself with no regrets. cheers! :)

[@AlleyCatAlex]

E R R O R IKR

[@benji2339]

Phil=' My mum says there's a ghost in the apartment' Dan='When you shiver it's a ghost tickling ur ass bones!'
Phil='I thought it was when someone was walking on your grave'
Dan='don't have a grave, lol'
Phil='Lol'
Their northern accent impersonations are beautiful!

[@j-qwellin7459]

HoloPhantasia HoweltersHere I read your comment right when that part played in the video

[@largebladderboy]

Lol I was born and still live extremely close to Phil's home town and I sound nothing like theirs

[@frogsrfriends]

dan: when ye shiva its a ghost ticklin yer ass bones
tHAT NORTHERN ACCENT IM DYInG

[@julizz100]

hahha i love it😅

[@xxmarcyxx1819]

Why do they sound so Scottish as some points? hahaha.

[@mimiHTcat]

bc the northern english accent is kinda similar since phil grew up near the scottish border.

[@mimiHTcat]

It'sNot Chloe phil's from lancashire... dan was trying to imitate phil's school friends and what not......

[@rydactyl]

mimiHTcat funny how Phil is EVEN MORE northern than Manchester.

[@aymeswag2866]

Because SCOTLAND!!
(that's why)

[@kenzieloomis9868]

ffs dan sounds like shrek going through second puberty

[@gabriellareeves1164]

kenzie OML HE DOES

[@tommy_bear_.1017]

Dans northern voice omg😂😂

[@julizz100]

i know! 😍

[@katherine5279]

Sounds like Shrek 😂😂

[@bojana6801]

"If ya tell anyone, i'll kill yer famlee"
their northern accents are spectacular

[@jade5089]

i can't like this video.
it has 69 likes.

[@dangetsjealouseasysoim2phi509]

the struggle is real

[@jacobmelia4903]

Yoanna Kim haha

[@niamhthomas3817]

Yoanna Kim I

[@Beasaurus]

them saying lol is just the best

[@julizz100]

haha, yep!

[@d1tzyd0llx]

*I was just amajinin lickin a yogurt*

[@luxlisbon7979]

he could win me over with norris is loose any day

[@mandaryanne815]

Dan sounds like shrek

[@nirvanaclimo7386]

Thank you for feeding my obsession by uploading this

[@julizz100]

haha, you're welcome! 😊

[@ayareii]

this is so cringy but i love it

[@annawisteria]

I love how they're 3 feet apart because they're "not gay". 😂

[@sophiaramirez2317]

IM ACTUALLY WHEEZIG RIGHT NOW BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@caroline-bn9jd]

I love how Dan's northern accent sounds like the voice he did for Toriel

[@jacobmelia4903]

OMG I NEED MORE OF THIS IN MY LIFE AHHHH

[@singlikethedoves]

im yelling he really does sound like shrek

[@AllyYourPally]

shrek I've found u

[@softandneat8159]

Oh look its shrek

[@annasnotabanana]

I'm gonna name my child Norris

[@julizz100]

AnnaIsNotABanana Haha, Norris is loose! 😅

[@cxxldxde274]

EDIT: BYE WHAT IS THIS COMMENTT
hamster
thank god it isn't named striker
wink
im sorry

[@cloudflame6662]

Nug Chug Just when I thought I'd forgotten.

[@anamarsproductions360]

And every month we ..

[@melodyramon169]

Skdjdjdjs I was not ready

[@hothammysammy]

sometimes i wish i could leave the f(phan)andom

[@cxxldxde274]

@@hothammysammy BYE THANKS FOR REMINDING ME ABOUT THIS

[@greyplays1049]

my name is Rachel

[@river1216]

when ya shivah, it's a ghost ticklin yer assbones

[@natalijaj3309]

Dan's accents I'm crying 😂😂😂😂

[@monochromemeii9020]

Dan sounds like Shrek and it's beautiful

[@morganwintle9591]

it was funny when Dan said ass bones

[@no_one_lol]

their northern accents sound kinda Scottish lol

[@eibhlinnidhonnachadha5757]

phan stan
Well, northern England is right by Scotland soooo???

[@somtimesamelia8671]

Dan sounds like he is from Downton Abbey

[@atlastgames]

Idk why the ending was so cute omg

[@theepicfail7017]

Who else is slightly cringing... 😂

[@marzbarz7021]

THE EPIC FAIL
"Lightly" my face is permanently contorted 😂

[@astarionsvirgo]

I've just been wondering, But who is holding the camera?

[@gayandbroken4024]

14 seconds into the video and I'm fighting the urge to cry they're so adorable

[@cailinschutz1754]

he sounds like SHREK

[@lovequinnreincarnated]

“nu, aye kissed stace”

[@sleepsey]

I'm Dying xD this is amazing.

[@kayceeyoung4302]

HAHAHHA IC AN'T BREATHE

[@danielkaiservt]

Dan's accent though... I love it!

[@bizzario5763]

Guess what else is loose

[@toter.korper]

Bizzario Dans straightness?

[@bizzario5763]

The Undead Killjoy OMG XD

[@sofiagranada2539]

Dan's accent is everything

[@stellapueri_VA]

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

[@julizz100]

PossiblyPoisonous 😉

[@venus9455]

when he said my hamster i was crying and remembered the hat fic

[@bitchubetternot6634]

DAN SOUNDS LIKE SHREK

[@heidifitchett3038]

this is my new favourite thing

[@underderry9243]

This is great mate! Reminds me of HTTYD!!!!!!

[@maddie-ie6wr]

IM YOUR 400TH SUBSCRIBER YAY!

[@johntrainor5672]

i love how everyone is just saying Dan sounds like Shrek XD

[@samii___]

*Dan sounds like Sherk IM DEAD 😂*

[@alexandrarose2895]

Funniest thing is that I'm northern and hearing them try northern accents are hilarious to me

[@voltronkilledme6652]

I don't know if their accents were good or not but this is hella funny

[@thephandom3825]

I love their accents, oml 😂

[@julialane7736]

This was posted on my birthday lmao

[@nataliebane2164]

"Phil flirting"

[@ellietolley9007]

I JUST WHEEZED

[@JamaicanRain]

I have listened to too much Shrek to think Dan sounds like him. When I listened to this, all I heard was Dan Howell putting on a damn good accent.

[@savannahb1562]

I remember reading this section today I class. 👌

[@lafayeetmomami517]

Dan is such a dank meme that he can sound like Shrek

[@that_bitch219]

:38 I ACTUALLY CHOKED ON MY WATER I KID YOU NOT IM WHEEZING SEND HELP

[@BaileyFrogpetal1234]

I NEED THE AUDIOOBOOK NOW

[@overcompp]

Why does dan sound like a Viking

[@lolzorgfykys]

this is good

[@zara.1212]

"Phil flirting" bOI

[@gabijonesmusic]

im fucking crying

[@alessialilis2934]

As a northerner there accents are hilarious

[@hkh062602]

Why is this so awkward

[@bookmilla8616]

shrek is that you

[@Blublify]

omg the accents fuuuck

[@tessaangel940]

Dan's voice lol

[@mar268]

"lawl"

[@genuinely7984]

Oh my god I love them

[@reeseexum365]

Dan sounds like Shrek 😂

[@shelby8682]

Dan sounds like shrek 😂

[@Lucy-vg8vk]

They don't sound Scottish. Where Phil is from isn't near the Scottish border.

[@parallel4]

their northern accents im cacklin

[@Sofia-tf4ic]

"Ass bums" ah I can't his accent

[@lovzura]

lmao i have a northern accent

[@ladyaarion]

That accent I can't. It sounds like Shrek possessed them

[@madeleinedaisy]

HELP IM CRYING

[@cloversux69]

my name is Rachel what a happy time

[@jenna8109]

WHY DOES DAN SOUND LIKE SHREK WTF

[@ellen6491]

I hope they caught Norris

[@kikikiki1980]

My name is Stacy.... that was pretty close

[@phoebemay]

Dan's 'Northern' accent sounds like shrek im

[@AydenRose04]

Oh mai gewd

[@danbugman2393]

dan's northern accent sounds like george harrison

[@tiatamirapaul]

What’s with the accents 😂😂

[@isabellamah1391]

They sound like the TGFbros

[@cat9424]

soMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

[@labibaaahmed4234]

I’m scared dan sounds like Shrek

[@Strawb3rrygir1y]

why does dan sound like shrek?

[@bvnditsubs9950]

aye was just imagenin lickin a yoghurt

[@zareeen]

the notern accents are hot and idk why

[@anjelarobertson3420]

My brother is called dayne

[@razzledazzlemunchin5691]

I'm northern
But I'm Northern American 🙃😜😂