Aaron Rodgers vs “Woke Mob,” Donald Trump vs Alec Baldwin & Ted Cruz vs Big Bird

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  • Опубліковано 1 сер 2024
  • We are up to 75% capacity in our studio now with 125 vaccinated audience members, Jimmy implores Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg to end Daylight Saving Time once and for all and asks everyone to do their part by getting #GiveDaylightSavingTheButtigieg going online, our crazy ex-president Donald Trump is finally weighing in on the tragic on-set shooting involving Alec Baldwin, Ted Cruz is feuding with Big Bird after it was announced that he got vaccinated, and since Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers lied about his vaccination status and has decided to fire back at the “woke mob” that is coming after him, Jimmy decided to get in touch with Aaron’s “doctor” to get to the bottom of the story.
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  • @jamessandsmark226
    @jamessandsmark226 2 роки тому +1158

    The irony of Rodgers wearing a t-shirt with Doc Holliday's image, a man that died at 36 from an communicable disease that affects the lungs, tuberculosis.

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 2 роки тому +205

      can't fix stupid but the red hats make it easier to identify .

    • @BK-uy9nj
      @BK-uy9nj 2 роки тому +77

      LOL there’s your huckleberry

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 2 роки тому +15

      and sadly by historical reports: a master dentist... invented procredures...

    • @b1oh1
      @b1oh1 2 роки тому +26

      Good eye!

    • @mojozip
      @mojozip 2 роки тому +59

      He's so intellectually challenged, he thought it's a Che shirt.

  • @cryptameria666
    @cryptameria666 6 місяців тому +3

    Why wouldn't any parent want this list out? If you weren't on the list Jimmy then why would you want it covered up

  • @guapoindustries5030
    @guapoindustries5030 7 місяців тому +10

    Everyone here rn 💀

  • @lospolos13
    @lospolos13 7 місяців тому +6

    Waiting for the this did not age well comments..

  • @gljm
    @gljm 2 роки тому +50

    This year from March 14 to November 7 was "Daylight Savings Time" we are currently in "Standard Time" .

    • @kathleensposato5529
      @kathleensposato5529 2 роки тому +6

      Thank you!

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 2 роки тому +4

      And I LIKE Standard Time....

    • @mavxyz123
      @mavxyz123 2 роки тому +13

      So point here is make daylight savings time permanent, no one wants pitch dark outside at 5 pm, which is the case now after November.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 2 роки тому +5

      @@mavxyz123 And I don't want to be light at 10 PM in the summer anymore!

    • @Dutch84
      @Dutch84 2 роки тому +9

      @@freya8133 how about we compromise? Part of the year DST and part Standard. Oh wait.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 роки тому +177

    Ted is just still angry about the fact that nobody would ever tell him how to get, how to get to Sesame Street as a kid.

  • @mf568
    @mf568 2 роки тому +71

    He is so angry Baldwin did such a great job of mocking him.

    • @nickwallette6201
      @nickwallette6201 2 роки тому +7

      That is EXACTLY what this is about.
      "It's nothing personal." Yeah, right, and your last meal didn't come out of a to-go bucket. So transparent he makes my windows jealous.

    • @mf568
      @mf568 2 роки тому

      @@nickwallette6201 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sendmeyourlocation1145
      @sendmeyourlocation1145 2 роки тому +1

      Okay aunt jumaima

    • @mf568
      @mf568 2 роки тому +2

      @@sendmeyourlocation1145 Thank you. Oh, and by the way, it's spelled Jemima. But then again, you're a right winged fool who only think s/he is smart.

    • @STATICKk77
      @STATICKk77 2 роки тому +2

      Yes Baldwin always kills it. Especially on set.

  • @josephwedding9839
    @josephwedding9839 7 місяців тому +58

    These words put my family in danger, keep it up Jimmy and we will go to court

    • @A_Bunch_of_Savages
      @A_Bunch_of_Savages 7 місяців тому +6

      Jimmy's son filed suit for calling him a maniac. The whole family is lawyered up.

    • @ryan9891
      @ryan9891 7 місяців тому

      Do it. Don't be a pussy.

    • @terryknight5869
      @terryknight5869 7 місяців тому

      Damn! I was gonna put up a post about the Jimmy Kimmel/Aaron Rodgers beef and say that brought me here and then make a joke about how this Jimmy Kimmel episode triggered Aaron to say what he said about Jimmy! But you beat me to it! Damn!

    • @andrewuchtman
      @andrewuchtman 6 місяців тому +1

      Jimmy is such a weak man... Can give jokes but cannot take them. W E A K

    • @Taff71
      @Taff71 6 місяців тому +1

      Sounds like all of America is lawyered up. Time to grow up America

  • @bhagwanfruglee1662
    @bhagwanfruglee1662 2 роки тому +246

    Toting breakthrough cases, consulting Joe Rogan, then quoting MLK? Perfect clips boys

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 2 роки тому +16

      Kyle rittenhouse & derek chauvin are guilty accept it .

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 2 роки тому +5

      @@population-_-420 I think he was being sarcastic.

    • @bwtv147
      @bwtv147 2 роки тому +6

      @@population-_-420 Kyle Rittenhouse is not guilty by reason of self defense. The FBI and prosecutors are desperately trying to frame Rittenhouse.

    • @adrock4737
      @adrock4737 2 роки тому +44

      @@bwtv147 Yeah, they're "framing" him-- they secretly lured him to Kenosha, planted the assault rifle in his hands, and tricked him into firing at unarmed people.

    • @alecedick1158
      @alecedick1158 2 роки тому +2

      It’s comedy, dude

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 2 роки тому +95

    People who claimed to have done their own research always seem to be copying someone else’s homework because they follow someone else who had done their own research, and so on, and so on, and so on.

    • @thomastheseer6117
      @thomastheseer6117 2 роки тому +9

      😂 I have always thought the exact same thing! I think "Really? You went into a lab and traveled the world gathering all the information yourself?"

    • @bob65656565656565
      @bob65656565656565 2 роки тому +6

      Just ask Pfizer what to think.

    • @Edu_Kate
      @Edu_Kate 2 роки тому +10

      They consulted the "New England Journal of Facebook."

    • @caru3257
      @caru3257 2 роки тому

      I am expecting Nicky Minaj's research to yield a brand new vaccine.

    • @grayisgood
      @grayisgood 2 роки тому

      The right wing media tells them that they're doing their own research, and they believe them. They also tell them that they think for themselves. If they couldn't vote, carry guns, or walk around unmasked, it'd be funny.

  • @armsquad
    @armsquad Рік тому +3

    I do not know what people are thinking Jimmy Kimmel drank the Kool Aid

  • @bobsilver3983
    @bobsilver3983 2 роки тому +5

    Say no to the blood clot jabs!

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 2 роки тому +75

    All this talk of big bird is making me go back and watch Sesame Street again lol

    • @grayisgood
      @grayisgood 2 роки тому

      It's not on pbs anymore. They sold it.

  • @80s-rockrules
    @80s-rockrules 2 роки тому +52

    Trump does the opposite of ‘What Jesus Would Do!’

    • @Ottophil
      @Ottophil 2 роки тому +2

      @ricky heckendorf jesus is allahs son. Religion did 9/11, vote democrat and keep church and state separate.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 2 роки тому +3

      @ricky heckendorf Some actually do, Einstein.

    • @trayanicole6737
      @trayanicole6737 2 роки тому

      That’s Biden and everything the democrats stand for

    • @80s-rockrules
      @80s-rockrules 2 роки тому

      @@trayanicole6737 I am proof positive that is an outright lie

  • @weezadam
    @weezadam 2 роки тому +13

    A bipartisan issue we can all agree on: end Daylight Savings Time!

  • @Neo-ti2rz
    @Neo-ti2rz 7 місяців тому +76

    Jimmy is a salesman for the vax. 😂😂😂

    • @brianellis6880
      @brianellis6880 7 місяців тому

      Democrats trust the science behind the vaccine but not the science that says there are only 2 genders 😂

    • @filip1261
      @filip1261 7 місяців тому +4

      You people are still stuck in 2021

    • @filip1261
      @filip1261 7 місяців тому

      ​@@brianellis6880What science says that? Link a study

    • @brianellis6880
      @brianellis6880 7 місяців тому

      @@filip1261 well explain to me how a man can ovulate, there’s only 2 genders buddy and the earth is not flat

    • @rebel1333frank
      @rebel1333frank 7 місяців тому

      ​@filip1261 you are a simp for the establishment 😊

  • @mitchzurbrigg2403
    @mitchzurbrigg2403 2 роки тому +252

    Thank God for those doctors and nurses who saved Jimmy's son Billy, so he has the ability to wake him up at 5am now. Health workers are angels on this earth.

    • @mosesofnow8662
      @mosesofnow8662 2 роки тому +4

      When people die are the health workers demons?

    • @mlebrooks
      @mlebrooks 2 роки тому +8

      Someday his son will be a teenager and Kimmel will miss those early mornings

    • @estebanslavidastic4382
      @estebanslavidastic4382 2 роки тому +3

      @Jenny Jones I hope you’re being facetious.

    • @mitchzurbrigg2403
      @mitchzurbrigg2403 2 роки тому +14

      @@estebanslavidastic4382 he ain't wrong tho. Unvaccinated health workers is like trying to get rid of a rat infestation by throwing more rats at them

    • @daddyblunt8824
      @daddyblunt8824 2 роки тому +3

      @@mosesofnow8662 One day they call Doctors and nurse are hero, other day they were fired BC the vaccines

  • @lgarcia67
    @lgarcia67 2 роки тому +315

    I always wonder why all these beautiful women kept leaving Aaron… now I know… the guy is absolutely cucu

    • @bigniftydude
      @bigniftydude 2 роки тому +15

      He dumped the last two sooo

    • @ktom5262
      @ktom5262 2 роки тому +9

      @Marty David - sooo... He's a great guy?

    • @bigniftydude
      @bigniftydude 2 роки тому +7

      @@ktom5262 just letting you know you were mistaken about who split up with who. Not implying anything else

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 2 роки тому +2

      He is still handsome so lay off. Hottest guy in the NFL.

    • @paulsenzig9097
      @paulsenzig9097 2 роки тому +4

      Personally I think Rogers is a flaming f
      Oh well not politically correct

  • @steeldriver1776
    @steeldriver1776 7 місяців тому +6

    Jimmy triggered over and over on this list innit?

  • @lll7334
    @lll7334 2 роки тому +5

    Wtf who cares if the audience is vaccinated

  • @wendywoolley_
    @wendywoolley_ 2 роки тому +22

    I’m glad Big Bird 🐦 didn’t listen to Mr. Ed 🐴, who told him to take Ivermectin.

  • @robk.6591
    @robk.6591 2 роки тому +113

    Aaron "I consulted with a now good friend of mine Joe Rogan" Rodgers.

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 2 роки тому +1

      Time to build back better

    • @creativemadness6758
      @creativemadness6758 2 роки тому +1

      Dope

    • @DD2225
      @DD2225 2 роки тому +4

      @@population-_-420 With the tumor removal that is the Democrats in 2022.
      Let's go Brandon!

    • @bls8959
      @bls8959 2 роки тому +2

      U still believe cnn? Lol sad

    • @creativemadness6758
      @creativemadness6758 2 роки тому +2

      @@bls8959 are you still in Dallas waiting for John John, sadder

  • @Bobalicious
    @Bobalicious 2 роки тому +6

    Blame golf courses and retailers. They paid Congress to go to DST back in the 60s. Unless you have money to buy a Congressman, it's not going to change.

  • @hemeoncn
    @hemeoncn 2 роки тому +7

    Tim Minchin on Homeopathy: Water has memory! And while its memory of a long lost drop of onion juice is infinite, it somehow forgets all the poo it's had in it!

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 2 роки тому +6

    "Maralardo!"🤣🤣😂

  • @sbg1911
    @sbg1911 2 роки тому +96

    I love how Joe Rogan is basically punchline now 🤣🤣🤣

    • @virginiatyree6705
      @virginiatyree6705 2 роки тому +28

      Joe Rogan is a dummy. People that listen to him & his advice need help. v

    • @ninetendopesaitama2107
      @ninetendopesaitama2107 2 роки тому +24

      He always was a punchline. The pope for simpletons. Lol

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa 2 роки тому +8

      He brought that on himself. I used to like the guy.

    • @ryandasilva604
      @ryandasilva604 2 роки тому +8

      Over 100M Spotify deal, I’ll gladly be the punchline. Who’s really laughing?

    • @Faesharlyn
      @Faesharlyn 2 роки тому

      I only wish his face could get in that line...

  • @RobertBalto
    @RobertBalto 2 роки тому +28

    "Maybe he loaded it" - what an infant brain. If someone makes fun of him, he'll just cling on to any conspiracy or negative press he possibly can, no matter how asinine it sounds. If they asked him if Alec Baldwin was responsible for the Holocaust he'd reply "Maybe. Maybe. I've been hearing some very very bad things..." Like it's just SO pathetically predictable.

  • @chicochris3062
    @chicochris3062 7 місяців тому +7

    Your on that list Jimmy 🤣

    • @shanedaley6236
      @shanedaley6236 7 місяців тому

      If he's not he's definitely acting like it for no reason like why

  • @dillcifer
    @dillcifer 2 роки тому +60

    Sesame Street should do a bit with big bird talking about how to deal with bullies. Then dress a guy up that vaguely looks like Cruz. 😂

    • @jessragan6714
      @jessragan6714 2 роки тому +4

      That should be easy... he already looks like Oscar the Grouch.

    • @_cloudface_
      @_cloudface_ 2 роки тому +4

      Oscar the Grouch with bad wolverine facial hair?

    • @makinoahcelloduo9008
      @makinoahcelloduo9008 2 роки тому +3

      Looks like Oscar's butt.

  • @MonsterTurner1
    @MonsterTurner1 2 роки тому +139

    Anti-Vaxxers be like…
    _“If condoms are soo effective, how come people are still having babies?!”_

    • @DustyJones1997BGCL
      @DustyJones1997BGCL 2 роки тому +4

      Simple because they're having unprotected sex lol

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 2 роки тому +11

      Maga still lost in Nov 2020 and Jan 6 and the CA recall. And Derek chauvin case
      Kyle rotten house is next

    • @eternalriver7866
      @eternalriver7866 2 роки тому +2

      Anti- vaxxers be like……alive after 2-5 years

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 2 роки тому

      @@DustyJones1997BGCL and condoms are less than 100% effective...

    • @mizzou1016
      @mizzou1016 7 місяців тому +1

      If Covid was such a big deal then why did the nfl continue to play games where guys are breathing and sweating on each other?

  • @toketalkalaska2540
    @toketalkalaska2540 2 роки тому +3

    Daylight Saving Time benefits only those closer to the poles. Here in Alaska we gained daylight! Everywhere else, it doesn't make sense.

    • @TheCatWrangler
      @TheCatWrangler 2 роки тому

      Oh interesting. Here in Colorado it just got darker. Fricking stupid

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 2 роки тому

      Northern Australia doesn't have DST because it's closer to the equator and the hours of dark/light don't vary that much. The southern half has DST because it gives everybody extra daylight in the evenings after work, to relax, get to the beach etc. Bit of a waste being light at 5am, when most people are still sleeping!

  • @douglashenry6996
    @douglashenry6996 2 роки тому

    How many drove to work Monday morning, looked at their car's dashboard and thought, "Damn, there's the one clock that I forgot to reset yesterday"?

  • @LooseConnection
    @LooseConnection 2 роки тому +3

    Big Bird vs. Big Turd Ted

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 2 роки тому +171

    Ted Cruz can't tell you how to get to Sesame Street, but he can tell you how to flee to Cancun

    • @Faesharlyn
      @Faesharlyn 2 роки тому +12

      This comment was brought to you by the letters L and O, and by the number l

    • @jclay6680
      @jclay6680 2 роки тому +1

      LOL !!

    • @trutymeproductions5478
      @trutymeproductions5478 2 роки тому +1

      @@Faesharlyn 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @carriefox1146
      @carriefox1146 2 роки тому +2

      👏 👏 👏 👏

    • @DD2225
      @DD2225 2 роки тому

      Pete Buttgig can't tell you about the supply shortages he is in charge of but he can tell you how to flee work for two months to care for his adopted babies while store shelves go bare.

  • @whoisadrn4350
    @whoisadrn4350 Рік тому +20

    tell me you’re on the list without telling me you’re on the list

    • @stonebelue
      @stonebelue 6 місяців тому +1

      This aged well

    • @BrandNameLess
      @BrandNameLess 6 місяців тому

      @@stonebelue where exactly do they mention the list, or has it been edited out??

  • @foxfire20gunner29
    @foxfire20gunner29 2 роки тому +4

    I work in the medical field and I know some nurses and techs who aren't getting the vaccination. Hmmm?
    So whats up with that?

    • @bobsilver3983
      @bobsilver3983 2 роки тому +2

      Because the jab gives people blood clots

    • @eternalriver7866
      @eternalriver7866 2 роки тому

      Cut to the real bottom. It’s suppose to k*•• you in 2-5yrs

  • @jpdemer5
    @jpdemer5 2 роки тому +161

    Kaaron wasn't hired for his brainpower. I wonder how his team mates feel about his putting their health (and lives) at risk.

    • @illbeatyouup
      @illbeatyouup 2 роки тому +7

      The Packers organization, his teammates and the NFL knew he was unvaccinated. He says he followed all the rules for unvax players "to a tee" but then also said he didn't follow the rule of wearing a mask when talking to the press bc he thought the rule was stupid.
      As a science person I'm disappointed in him. As a Packer fan, I hope for a quick recovery and that he plays against the Seahawks next week.

    • @cmetzg03
      @cmetzg03 2 роки тому +4

      Or he caught it from a jabbed player. Come on now. Anti body treatments trump any Covid jab. Scientist at Pfizer even admit this.

    • @xdominick97
      @xdominick97 2 роки тому +8

      Explain to me how he put other people’s lives at risk 😂

    • @peterpelly5756
      @peterpelly5756 2 роки тому +5

      Not to mention there families...

    • @flowerchild3686
      @flowerchild3686 2 роки тому +14

      @@cmetzg03 scientists at Pfizer say the best way to get rid of covid is to be vaccinated against it in the first place, not - wait to treat it when you get it. The higher the population being unvaccinated the longer it will take to eradicate covid and the more likely to produce different variants which could lead to even more deaths.

  • @toniroberts8117
    @toniroberts8117 2 роки тому +10

    Only time daylight savings is an issue is in the spring. When you LOSE an hour sleep 😆

    • @dalpz205
      @dalpz205 2 роки тому +1

      You're right. Just leave it with the gain of an hour not make daylight savings time permanent.

    • @TheCatWrangler
      @TheCatWrangler 2 роки тому

      I do hate losing the light at night in the fall tho

  • @Joooooooooooosh
    @Joooooooooooosh 5 місяців тому +1

    Why don't you want the list released, Jimmy?

  • @vmax4575
    @vmax4575 2 роки тому +21

    Roger’s thinks that MVP’s have different set of rules. I respect has right to choose but then follow the protocols. It’s for the protection of his teammates and the entire league.

    • @grayisgood
      @grayisgood 2 роки тому +2

      They don't follow protocols, they proudly catch and spread covid. It proves they're obedient conservatives. They get self esteem from being part of the tribe. They care nothing about harming others. It's really pathetic and disgusting.

    • @dantasticmania8728
      @dantasticmania8728 2 роки тому

      @@grayisgood Right ,meanwhile the left are supporting big authoritarian governments like China by calling the people of Hong Kong terrorists and fully endorsing big Pharma and government mandated vaccinations. But then again you have plenty of stupid assholes that think Jimmy Kimmel ,a multimillionaire celebrity elite should be giving lectures on healthcare vs telling jokes.

  • @merryhunt9153
    @merryhunt9153 2 роки тому +91

    Something seems wrong when a millionaire athlete who's off work doesn't have the wherewithal to wash his dirty hair.

    • @jamesobrien6511
      @jamesobrien6511 2 роки тому +9

      He's allergic to some of the ingredients in shampoo and are also in the mrna vaccine.

    • @soundthealarm
      @soundthealarm 2 роки тому

      Judgment

    • @misterguy9002
      @misterguy9002 2 роки тому +2

      @James O’Brien I love how he just said “I’m allergic to some of the ingredients” then never offers any insight into what supposed ingredient he’s allergic too.

    • @debshaw680
      @debshaw680 2 роки тому

      @@jamesobrien6511 pathetic

    • @CaptLoquaLacon
      @CaptLoquaLacon 2 роки тому +5

      @Zach Hogan There was soap in it, it was just diluted to the point where no active ingredient remained, and then trusted the water to have a memory of it after being slapped around in a leather bag...

  • @AMortalDefiant
    @AMortalDefiant 2 роки тому +146

    Maybe the NFL should get rid of helmets to save some money - I mean, Aaron Rodgers still got brain damage; they must not be effective, right? If something doesn't work 100% of the time, it's totally useless. That's just science! /s

    • @matthewhall3522
      @matthewhall3522 2 роки тому +3

      Helmets actually make the game more dangerous lol
      Source: I played football for 10 years and rugby for 5

    • @Mspandaninja88
      @Mspandaninja88 2 роки тому

      *slow clap* I love this comment.

    • @jacksonislegend
      @jacksonislegend 2 роки тому +10

      It's like the scenario of a bridge over crocodile infested waters. An anti-vaxxer says "oh the bridge is only 98% effective! I'll take my chances in the crocodile infested waters then". Completely idiotic.

    • @supererikman5331
      @supererikman5331 2 роки тому +10

      @@jacksonislegend i remember when people on both the left and right agreed that anti vaxxers were lunatics. Along came Sarah Palin, the tea party, alex jones and the right in America has gone down the batshit crazy rabbit hole since

    • @n40tom
      @n40tom 2 роки тому +3

      You talk about brain damage and then you use the term " still got " . Maybe he's not the only one with brain damage

  • @FlintGiven
    @FlintGiven 7 місяців тому +3

    Jimmy's logic is very poor on this subject and doesn't understand other perspectives and other people. Also Aaron didn't lie, all his teammates knew. They have a wrist band and other policies to go through when entering the building/complex.

  • @richsackett3423
    @richsackett3423 2 роки тому +4

    Did anyone else notice how old Trump's voice is sounding all of a sudden?

  • @TheOfficialTarynTots
    @TheOfficialTarynTots 2 роки тому +78

    I must admit I liked Terry Bradshaw's response to Aaron Rodgers. He said it perfectly.

    • @simpleton8073
      @simpleton8073 2 роки тому +4

      PULL UP YOUR MASK

    • @vincentlombardo9797
      @vincentlombardo9797 2 роки тому +1

      assuming that you vaccinated twice your 2 day old baby??

    • @ceedeeznuts2595
      @ceedeeznuts2595 2 роки тому +4

      Can you please have a mask on in your PFP, it’s making me uncomfortable

    • @johnbarrett5229
      @johnbarrett5229 Рік тому

      How's your health Taryn? The true blooded Americans are worried about you. Yes really.

    • @borisbalkan707
      @borisbalkan707 7 місяців тому

      I hope you were wearing a mask when you typed this, I don't need you spreading covid over the internet

  • @karendeitrick6508
    @karendeitrick6508 2 роки тому +431

    Does Rogers wear a helmet and pads when he plays? That's protection. So is the vaccine.

    • @escutus
      @escutus 2 роки тому +64

      But by his logic they still get injuries. Maybe he shouldn't be wearing them either. 😆

    • @Edu_Kate
      @Edu_Kate 2 роки тому +9

      But there's that needle. 😆

    • @dutchdna
      @dutchdna 2 роки тому +24

      @@Edu_Kate You said it as a joke but I honestly think that many that don't want to get vaccinated are scared as hell from that little needle.

    • @wakeupbell2491
      @wakeupbell2491 2 роки тому +13

      @@escutus The logic still works because the illness or injury is less severe due to the protective measures.

    • @escutus
      @escutus 2 роки тому +17

      @@wakeupbell2491 I know, but they don't see that. I make the same comparison to the seatbelts. Just because people sometimes still die or get injured, doesn't mean that it is bad.

  • @ceezb5629
    @ceezb5629 2 роки тому +73

    I didn’t catch that at first! Pat did cover his mouth trying not to laugh… Rodgers trying to be all serious 😅

    • @Bloodcurling
      @Bloodcurling 2 роки тому +1

      AJ Hawk smirked too

    • @reredrumuoy
      @reredrumuoy Рік тому +7

      What exactly is wrong with wanting to see the client list for Epsteins island. I thought that we all agreed on this issue. Apparently you want to keep those people safe?

    • @adrienthekid1241
      @adrienthekid1241 Рік тому +3

      @@reredrumuoy their sheep they are just copying Kimmels opinion. Kimmel is very weird for this

  • @jakeaviator1515
    @jakeaviator1515 2 роки тому

    Justice shall be done, kimmel you make me 🤮

  • @No0neButMe
    @No0neButMe 2 роки тому +131

    "You Can't take a knee BUT you can lie and expose everyone to COVID.." - NFL 2021

    • @TheMrsoulkitchen
      @TheMrsoulkitchen 2 роки тому +4

      How scared are you buddy?

    • @salan3507
      @salan3507 2 роки тому +4

      Oh please, well over 99% survival rate unvaccinated. The fearmongering really needs to stop.

    • @razorback9926
      @razorback9926 2 роки тому +3

      @@salan3507 If ICU beds are filled up, people with heart attacks, strokes, or broken bones can’t be helped. Genius, it’s not about survival rate.

    • @salan3507
      @salan3507 2 роки тому +1

      @@razorback9926 The ICU beds are not filled up with the unvaccinated. That's not been an issue, the issue is thanks to the mandates the hospitals have been short staffed so less medical staff than usual to tend the patients. Now hospitals are also seeing more and more people with vaccine side effects, or infected vaccinated, or people with other miscellaneous ailments who put off going to the hospital because they didn't want to be exposed to covid AT the hospital.

    • @razorback9926
      @razorback9926 2 роки тому +2

      @@salan3507 Duh. The ICU beds are no longer maxed out because most of us have been vaccinated. Before then, the ICU beds were maxed out. Only covidiots refuse the vax, they can all covid-croak for all I care. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.

  • @BubbleheadOMW
    @BubbleheadOMW 2 роки тому +52

    Trump assumes everybody is as despicable as he is.

    • @LoireValleyChateaux
      @LoireValleyChateaux 2 роки тому +2

      EVERYONE KNOWS FJB BRANDON TAKES THE CAKE HANDS DOWN.

    • @forza10milan97
      @forza10milan97 2 роки тому +1

      Why don’t you like Trump sir? Just looking for a few key points for an essay I’m writing

    • @vincentlombardo9797
      @vincentlombardo9797 2 роки тому +1

      Farts less than Biden, cackles less than Harris, steals less that corrupt Hillary and Billy, bombed less that Obama.

    • @LoireValleyChateaux
      @LoireValleyChateaux 2 роки тому +1

      @@forza10milan97 He has TDS...Trump Derangement Syndrome. It's a virus that affects Demoncrats & liberals who're HARD OF HEART and UNFORGIVING.

    • @forza10milan97
      @forza10milan97 2 роки тому +1

      @@LoireValleyChateaux lol their 1# source of information comes from CNN

  • @delboytrotoar3333
    @delboytrotoar3333 6 місяців тому +1

    this aged well

  • @hectornegron9155
    @hectornegron9155 7 місяців тому +1

    Yes get rid DLST so I can watch Jimmy at 11:30PM as opposed to 12:30AM.

  • @gljm
    @gljm 2 роки тому +87

    Hey the weather's getting colder, so soon "Cancun Cruz" will migrating to Mexico where it's warmer.

    • @mj_1258
      @mj_1258 2 роки тому +6

      Fack .. Fled Cruz !📢

    • @rendajones7368
      @rendajones7368 2 роки тому +3

      I hope they charge him 2,000.00 to drive him to his hotel.

    • @BaconTomatoCheese
      @BaconTomatoCheese 2 роки тому +2

      That’s spelled “Cancun Cruise”

    • @angelinecarbone9374
      @angelinecarbone9374 2 роки тому +6

      He can go under his rock to stay warm 🇲🇽 Mexico doesn't want him

    • @axelbauron155
      @axelbauron155 2 роки тому +3

      That will open a short window to build a wall.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 2 роки тому +321

    If you're ever confused on who the villain is in this Ted Cruz VS Big Bird feud, here's a handy guide: it's the one who decided to dunk on a tall feathery Muppet who taught kids how deal with grief and loss for over 50 years.

    • @pamelaporter4750
      @pamelaporter4750 2 роки тому +15

      GamePapa, I hope cruz never taught his daughters or the dog anything. 😳

    • @gypsygypsy2551
      @gypsygypsy2551 2 роки тому +8

      Cruz man bad!

    • @Ratboy2004
      @Ratboy2004 2 роки тому +9

      Ted didn't watch Sesame Street growing up.

    • @gypsygypsy2551
      @gypsygypsy2551 2 роки тому +3

      @Todd Stephens C-cruz man bad! FUNNY MAN ON TV SAID SO

    • @gypsygypsy2551
      @gypsygypsy2551 2 роки тому +2

      @Todd Stephens All that you are, you owe to SNL, so send them thank you email and be even more cringe

  • @freedom_-vn2dc
    @freedom_-vn2dc 2 роки тому

    How is ridiculing someone’s personal medical decision and what they do with their own body funny?

  • @TheMPTV
    @TheMPTV Рік тому +3

    Jimmy Kimmel sponsored by Phizer

  • @rkoblues24
    @rkoblues24 2 роки тому +35

    A-a-ron has taken too many hits to the head.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 2 роки тому +260

    If you look closely at A-Rodge's expression, you can just see a hint of the wounded ego he was trying to hide underneath all of his blatherings.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 роки тому +18

      someone should be in front of his house holding up a Brady GOAT sign.

    • @jeremiahbachmann3901
      @jeremiahbachmann3901 2 роки тому +3

      ...and what is up with Johnny Bravo who Aaron is talking to?

    • @justjoan4010
      @justjoan4010 2 роки тому +1

      Yes, I see what you mean.

    • @msizzygirl1
      @msizzygirl1 2 роки тому +3

      I’m curious to know if he even realized that those guys were laughing at him.

    • @shlepmessing8703
      @shlepmessing8703 2 роки тому

      It's that same expression I got trying to read your spelling.

  • @edwardrichardson7076
    @edwardrichardson7076 5 місяців тому +2

    I loved Baldwin's impersonations of trump!

  • @tophers3756
    @tophers3756 2 роки тому

    Definitely make DST permanent instead of getting rid of it. I hate when it's dark before 5pm.

  • @FrankBenlin
    @FrankBenlin 2 роки тому +24

    Mar A Lardo needs to be asked about politicizing the plague just to divide the country even more.

    • @ProDeo04
      @ProDeo04 6 місяців тому

      Funny. I’m old enough to remember when the Democrats were telling people not to take the “vaccine”. And that it shouldn’t be trusted. Then they flipped over to the dark side.

  • @jencrecelius3565
    @jencrecelius3565 2 роки тому +54

    My dog doesn't seem to understand the time change either, lol.

    • @christinamann3640
      @christinamann3640 2 роки тому +4

      I never found the reset on the cat

    • @brenda9919
      @brenda9919 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @sonyaweinreis3658
      @sonyaweinreis3658 2 роки тому

      Poor guy, my cats don't either 🐱🐱

    • @grayisgood
      @grayisgood 2 роки тому

      My dog is awesome! Thanks for giving me a reason to say that. :)

  • @LastBruhStanding
    @LastBruhStanding 2 роки тому

    I like Quarterbacks who don't get caught. 😂

  • @papaj7330
    @papaj7330 2 роки тому

    End Daylight Saving Time for all of the Country. It's mental torture !!

  • @Sargethe1st
    @Sargethe1st 2 роки тому +148

    Aaron Rodgers has unfortunately showed everyone how unwise he truly is.
    Aaron, as good as you are as a QB, even a fool that keeps his mouth shut is deemed wise.
    It might be good advice for you to follow.

    • @nsnbc6093
      @nsnbc6093 2 роки тому +8

      Are you talking to or about Aaron Rodgers? You don't sound that wise yourself buddy. Wise man knows what he does not know.

    • @rmm3803
      @rmm3803 2 роки тому +7

      For a second there... "Aunt Rodgers". Kinda fits, the way he's being a diva over this. He absolutely could have deferred from revealing his status as personal medical information.

    • @brandonallen3289
      @brandonallen3289 2 роки тому +2

      @@rmm3803 Like he's the only NFL player that acts like a diva.

    • @djash7161
      @djash7161 2 роки тому +2

      Arron was Silent I said Great QB
      Arron was Vocal I said You Big Dummy

    • @rmm3803
      @rmm3803 2 роки тому +3

      @@brandonallen3289 So what? That means Rodgers should act like one?? How classless.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 2 роки тому +63

    There goes the respect I had for this guy! You judge someone by the respect and selflessness they show for the wellbeing of others; Rodgers failed that test miserably

    • @navrotron22
      @navrotron22 2 роки тому +7

      He was technically less of a threat to his team than the vaccinated players cuz they dont get tested and they can still get and spread covid. Which is exactly what happened, Davante and Lazard both got it before him. But since hes tested every day they caught it before he could spread it. So him not being vaccinated probably saved more people on the packers from getting it tbh. Also the only shot he could get is the J&J and that shot is dogshit, NO ONE gets it cuz the efficacy is bad and it was marred in controversy for weeks.

    • @Spiderific
      @Spiderific 2 роки тому +8

      @@navrotron22 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @tofumommy2167
      @tofumommy2167 2 роки тому +3

      Exactly! 👏👏👏

    • @messagecrowdcr4ckoninstagr474
      @messagecrowdcr4ckoninstagr474 2 роки тому

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    • @Spiderific
      @Spiderific 2 роки тому +4

      @@messagecrowdcr4ckoninstagr474 Nice creepy spam ya got there 🙄🤣👍

  • @russ4338
    @russ4338 7 місяців тому +1

    I am a 70 year old life long Packers fan and Roger’s is a choker only one Super Bowl with the teams he had. Can’t hold a candle to Farve. Screw Rogers

  • @mushroommcfarmer1766
    @mushroommcfarmer1766 2 роки тому

    Mar a lardo...ah Jimmy...priceless 💀
    It's those witty, off the cuff insults that really tickle my funybone.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 2 роки тому +90

    Hey Lyin’ Ted - Pick on someone your own size! And your own age! (Big Bird is a perpetual 6 year-old)

    • @dianefreeman7194
      @dianefreeman7194 2 роки тому +19

      But Ted can't match Big Bird's intellectual capacity.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 роки тому +9

      Plot twist....Ted Cruz is in the Snuffleupagus suit. "Hello biiiiird" Trump is in the front of the costume and he's in the rear.

    • @karendeitrick6508
      @karendeitrick6508 2 роки тому +4

      So is Ted

    • @trutymeproductions5478
      @trutymeproductions5478 2 роки тому +1

      We all know he's ONLY still holding a seat because it's texas.....Texans can do better....I hope 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 роки тому +9

      @@trutymeproductions5478 Everything's bigger in Texas, even the assholes.

  • @chinauntan
    @chinauntan 2 роки тому +19

    The Green Bay Packers QB should just be a team player and focus on playing good football.

    • @bk7064
      @bk7064 2 роки тому +2

      Do you even know his name? If not then you don't even have a clue on the subject lol.

    • @chinauntan
      @chinauntan 2 роки тому +3

      @@bk7064 of course I do I have been following the packers since Don Majkowski (hope is the right spelling) it pains me to see Packers lose to The Chiefs over the weekend. It was a lost they could have avoided. I hope it won’t cost them favourable play off spots

    • @catwitdabigdog2076
      @catwitdabigdog2076 2 роки тому +1

      He can't. He's sick with covid.

  • @TheDecks510
    @TheDecks510 2 роки тому

    my 2 year old looked outside at 5pm and said, "night night" then went to get a snack and said, "bedtime snack" BEFORE DINNER

  • @EmpyreanLightASMR
    @EmpyreanLightASMR 2 роки тому +1

    Actually, we want to keep DST. Standard time is great at the equator, but for latitudes that the US is in, it gets dark far too soon on standard time. To the point where you're leaving work in the dark during the winter months. DST may force you to wake up earlier (in the daylight, btw) but you also have an entire evening in the light as well. It's the time change that's frustrating, not DST itself.

  • @rafaelvazquezcortes5230
    @rafaelvazquezcortes5230 2 роки тому +86

    Who needs medicade when we got Joe rogan.

    • @sloan1919
      @sloan1919 2 роки тому +1

      What’s medicade?

    • @matta6395
      @matta6395 2 роки тому +7

      Are you really going sit here and act like the treatment Joe Rogan and Aaron Rodgers used didn’t work??????

    • @BullShitThat
      @BullShitThat 2 роки тому +8

      @@matta6395/ Are you really going sit there and act like what Joe Rogan and Aaron Rodgers did wasn't incredibly stupid?!?!? Why not just take the vaccine to begin with?
      The flawed logic is mind-boggling!

    • @misterguy9002
      @misterguy9002 2 роки тому +1

      My favorite part is people are all over Ivermectin like it’s the one drug, of a cocktail of drugs, that dingus and his bestie used to defeat the symptoms of Covid. The whole point, is he lied. Period. He cares about himself, and apparently we are still not understanding how a goddam virus works.

    • @jonm7888
      @jonm7888 2 роки тому +2

      @@matta6395 Those anti-bodies cost six thousand dollars. Ivermectin has been studied, and found not to be effective in treating covid. It's also made by a pharmaceutical company, so why wouldn't they be pushing it, if it's all about their profits? Are you saying the vaccine doesn't work?

  • @ericwaller9998
    @ericwaller9998 2 роки тому +7

    This is STANDARD TIME.

  • @drewschobel2763
    @drewschobel2763 2 роки тому +1

    Daylight saving time just ended. We spring forward into daylight saving time and fall back into standard time

  • @Kryptonite88
    @Kryptonite88 2 роки тому

    Get rid of daylight savings and change Halloween to the last Saturday of October.

  • @willmar1604
    @willmar1604 2 роки тому +54

    The irony of A Rog railing against measures to protect people from a severe respiratory illness while wearing a T shirt of a man who died in his 30’s from a severe respiratory illness.

  • @TravisTerrell
    @TravisTerrell 2 роки тому +10

    STANDARD TIME is the one to eliminate, not Daylight Saving. You guys really wanna live in earlier darkness all year?

  • @lawrencegoldman1823
    @lawrencegoldman1823 2 роки тому +12

    That "Doctor" was hilarious! And it takes some doing to tickle my funny bone.

  • @pineforest1442
    @pineforest1442 2 роки тому +50

    Trump: “he’s a nut job”
    Me: “yeh takes one to know one.”

  • @jonobester5817
    @jonobester5817 2 роки тому +8

    Correct me if I'm wrong, Jimmy, but we are not on Daylight Savings time. We are now back on Standard Time.

  • @gggnumber1
    @gggnumber1 2 роки тому +131

    Hold on everyone, Aaron Rogers was totally misquoted. What he said was, "It's OK to lie so that everyone can see what a tiny little weeny I am."

  • @Chris-xh5xo
    @Chris-xh5xo 7 місяців тому +9

    Just putting this here, so I can rewatch this clip after I see your name on this list

    • @jokendrick2124
      @jokendrick2124 2 місяці тому

      Ohhh, someone takes things personally. Maybe you should not watch if you take it personally.

  • @justint8837
    @justint8837 2 роки тому +89

    When I need my daily does of cringe, I watch jimmy kimmel

    • @alextotman9899
      @alextotman9899 Рік тому

      This guy is a clown

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 Рік тому +15

      When I need my daily dose of cringe, I read comments like yours 😊.

    • @cosmicstudiosxp7385
      @cosmicstudiosxp7385 7 місяців тому +5

      @@amyreynolds3619 your buddy Jimmy Kimmel is probably on that list😂😂

    • @DookieMan69
      @DookieMan69 7 місяців тому

      @@amyreynolds3619stfu Jimmy Kimmel is such a leftwing cringe puppet it’s sad

    • @rona4399
      @rona4399 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@amyreynolds3619
      Wow, you're very creative....

  • @sharongranger5860
    @sharongranger5860 2 роки тому +3

    4:09 it takes a cuckoo bird to know a cuckoo bird🙄🤣

  • @EvilMonkeyReturns
    @EvilMonkeyReturns 2 роки тому +9

    Kimmel wants to get RID of Daylight Savings Time, but little does he know, apparently, Daylight Savings Time is when you move your clocks FORWARD, not backwards. It should be to keep Daylight Savings Time permanent.

    • @camilleeppstein
      @camilleeppstein 2 роки тому +1

      Thank you. I was coming here to say that...

    • @jacquesblaque7728
      @jacquesblaque7728 2 роки тому

      Nope. Be done with it. Keep it simply Zone Time- It took the US decades to catch up with the world on that. (And ... you move clocks either way at TRANSITIONS.)

  • @Calloflunacy
    @Calloflunacy 2 роки тому

    watching that guy horribly mess up trying to use that really nice crystal singing bowl really made my unreasonably angry lol.

  • @jacksonkthomas
    @jacksonkthomas Рік тому +2

    This is disrespectful towards someone whose learning how to navigate his own healing and becoming sovereign in his own lifetime. Lots of respect lost for you jimmy Kimmel.

  • @c0urtn3y78
    @c0urtn3y78 2 роки тому +4

    And this is the guy that was president? 😳😱

  • @howardkerr8174
    @howardkerr8174 2 роки тому +36

    You can bet that if Biden tried to end Daylight Saving Time tomorrow that Trump and all his Trumpettes would suddenly scream that we must retain it.

    • @docholiday9786
      @docholiday9786 2 роки тому +4

      Let's go brandon@!!!

    • @cornwallacemcshitter8777
      @cornwallacemcshitter8777 2 роки тому +1

      @@docholiday9786 Let’s go Brandon! FJB!

    • @johnphillips9774
      @johnphillips9774 2 роки тому +3

      @@docholiday9786 that's so orange -a -nil did you come up with that yourself or are you just a parrot mimicking the passenger's on the trump loser train?

    • @shars9987
      @shars9987 2 роки тому +3

      @@docholiday9786 with those maturity levels, no wonder you always vote against your own self interest.

    • @itsyourboimatt2576
      @itsyourboimatt2576 2 роки тому +2

      Actually it’s the opposite lol. Biden supporters want the opposite of what trump wants. That’s why our economy is a shithole

  • @masonfarnsworth6730
    @masonfarnsworth6730 2 роки тому +1

    We dont have daylight savings here in Arizona. It's very strange lol. I'm from Minnesota and half the year they are 2hours ahead and 1hr ahead the other half.

  • @christopherbedford9897
    @christopherbedford9897 2 роки тому +1

    "An ex-president said something so reckless, insensitive, and wrong" - don't forget _self-centred,_ because that's what Donny Dooky-brooks is all about, "me me me me me."

  • @aliengranpa
    @aliengranpa 2 роки тому +23

    Hey Aaron, I wanted to consult with a good friend of mine named rick, but I couldn't because covid killed him in 1 week flat.

    • @isaidit4720
      @isaidit4720 2 роки тому +3

      Oh well lol GO TRUMP 🇺🇸🙌

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 2 роки тому +1

      @@isaidit4720 Yeah, go away Trump!

    • @MisterCovek
      @MisterCovek 2 роки тому +3

      Maybe he should've tried ivermectin.

    • @whizdumnahledge4427
      @whizdumnahledge4427 2 роки тому +1

      Covid kills about one percent of who it infects …. Everyone is different.. there is no one size fits all

  • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
    @thechumpsbeendumped.7797 2 роки тому +24

    Shouldn’t he abide by Laura Ingrams rule and “shut up and dribble”?

  • @dlc2724
    @dlc2724 2 роки тому +1

    Why do we think that money equals be smart.?

  • @johnauner671
    @johnauner671 2 роки тому

    I worry about my vegetables getting too much sunlight.

  • @reverendmonique-mariebray2436
    @reverendmonique-mariebray2436 2 роки тому +21

    Oh my, did you all see how green the orange Trumpet turned out of pure jealousy, and hate for being made fun of by Alec Baldwin who immitates the hell out of him!

    • @westein1282
      @westein1282 2 роки тому +1

      Maybe because he's just now realizing that Alec Baldwin is 100x funnier and likable than he will ever be.

  • @TurtleTimeVoiceOvers
    @TurtleTimeVoiceOvers 2 роки тому +9

    Yes. Please end daylight savings ending in November. It’s so depressing watching it get dark at 4pm.

  • @pk525
    @pk525 2 роки тому +1

    What you're not seeing is the Pfizer commercial that happens at break.

  • @1958yankeefan
    @1958yankeefan 2 роки тому +9

    Rodgers says he marches to the beat of his own drum. And hearing him talk, it sounds like he uses his head to beat that drum!