That's... That's not really a towel. That's for burping a baby just in case they do more then burp. Could also just be a blanket, but it's too soft looking to be a towel.
As a dark energy, it felt so good that when i got played with a snorlax for absolutely no reason, i couldn't even be angry. Definitely just right, i'd even have the guts to say he has fairy hands.
This video is amazing. Loved how you interpreted the cards as you liked and had a blast while doing it. Felt like when i played with pokemon and yugioh cards with my friends as a kid. Loved it.
Let’s take a look at the Ambipom vs Crocalor (~ 12:00 ) fight from the video game perspective. Now let’s say these are two wild Pokémon fighting with one another. No type advantages however there are two things Ambipom has over Crocalor. It’s base stats and growth rate. Let's talk about the growth rate first. Ambipom is put into the Fast growth rate while Crocalor is put into a Medium Slow growth rate. Most likely Ambipom will have the level advantage over Crocalor and if it doesn’t well then it’s got the speed. Now looking at its base stats it has a total value of 482 and Crocalor has 411. Crocalor is not fully evolved yet which is why its base is so low. Not to mention it is weak to various moves such as Water, Ground, and Rock. Ambipom is only weak to one move which is fighting. Crocalor cannot learn a fighting type move from Level Up, Egg Moves, or TM. With Ambipom however, it can learn Water Pulse and Mud-Slap by TM if it has a trainer which it does not in this situation. So what are we left with? An Ambipom that has a 100 base attack and 115 base speed. Crocalor has a 90 base special attack. Now most fire-type moves are special minus a couple of them but this won’t be enough to save Crocalor. Making Ambipom our winner! (Why did I do this? It’s 3 am and I can’t sleep why do you think I’m here? Also, I’m not the best at the games so I'm sorry if I may have gotten something wrong. I apologize but in my opinion, I can’t see Crocalor winning especially if the Ambipom knows Last Resort.)
Everyone talking about Zebstrika winning against Naclstack, but no one talks how simisage actually wins against both of them (Zebstrika needs 2 shots, but after recoil Simisage only needs 1 and Naclstack gets 1 shotted)
As someone who collects Pokémon cards this pains me as a few of those cards were worth a decent amount of money and some are extremely hard to pull off
The relief i felt knowing these were just common and energy cards.
Came in with stress, left with none
The towel in the background 🐘
Наш слоняра 💪😎
Doing masturbation 💀
I think it's for his going to be born baby😊
That's... That's not really a towel. That's for burping a baby just in case they do more then burp.
Could also just be a blanket, but it's too soft looking to be a towel.
@@D4wn0fAppl35 im not saying you are wrong but "it's too soft looking to be a towel"?
you know that there are towels as soft as a blanket right? xD
The battling between the two is really creative and cool I think he should do one of these after every Pokémon pack opening
I agree, and he should take the winners from every video and make a championship type vid where all winners go up against each other 👀🍿
Elephant themed nursery? That's so adorable!
I’m not in charge of
@@whispersoftwell let your wife know she’s doing a great job!
Hes married dors he know marriage is extremely stupid for males nowadays does he not know about fee mail nature hes a simp @@makaylamurray7172
Giving Pokemon cards a massage is one of my favourite triggers of yours
Same
I assumed the worst and expected 30 mins of bending some super rare card. Glad it turned out stress free and mad relaxing
For real. It would’ve been fight on sight if we was out here abusing a 10+$ valued card
That was my main worry seeing it, am very glad it's just energy and common cards.
As someone who know the pokemon type chart, this is killing me, but banger asmr king, the pokemon massage vids are the best
The "mystery" energy is dark type
As a Pokémon card this was a ten out of ten massage would recommend
Same here! As a water energy this was a very calming experience, 10/10
As a grass energy card it was sooo relaxing! Definitely would recommend. Also for others to know, it was for free!!!
As a dark energy, it felt so good that when i got played with a snorlax for absolutely no reason, i couldn't even be angry. Definitely just right, i'd even have the guts to say he has fairy hands.
As a fire energy card I agree
As a psychic energy I enjoyed this very much and bent all my spoons
Yesss! My favorite short you made was massaging Pokemon cards so this was awesome
Ha noce
Nice
@@whispersoftWhen I translated it it said it has walnut😂😂😂
This video is amazing. Loved how you interpreted the cards as you liked and had a blast while doing it. Felt like when i played with pokemon and yugioh cards with my friends as a kid. Loved it.
WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST FOR YOUR UPCOMING LITTLE ONE , BRETT🎉❤
he's grown up so fast 😪
He's pregnant?!
@@The.OG.End69 his wife is pregnant, he's gonna be a father!!😂
this one got the tingles really going
This is such a good trigger I've never heard before. I've just discovered you through your shorts and I'm very happy about it
Mint condition ❌ Lightly played ❌ lightly massaged ✅✅✅
The almost stretchy sound effect when you rub on a card is theeee ASMR trigger of all time
Let’s take a look at the Ambipom vs Crocalor (~ 12:00 ) fight from the video game perspective. Now let’s say these are two wild Pokémon fighting with one another. No type advantages however there are two things Ambipom has over Crocalor. It’s base stats and growth rate. Let's talk about the growth rate first. Ambipom is put into the Fast growth rate while Crocalor is put into a Medium Slow growth rate. Most likely Ambipom will have the level advantage over Crocalor and if it doesn’t well then it’s got the speed. Now looking at its base stats it has a total value of 482 and Crocalor has 411. Crocalor is not fully evolved yet which is why its base is so low. Not to mention it is weak to various moves such as Water, Ground, and Rock. Ambipom is only weak to one move which is fighting. Crocalor cannot learn a fighting type move from Level Up, Egg Moves, or TM. With Ambipom however, it can learn Water Pulse and Mud-Slap by TM if it has a trainer which it does not in this situation. So what are we left with? An Ambipom that has a 100 base attack and 115 base speed. Crocalor has a 90 base special attack. Now most fire-type moves are special minus a couple of them but this won’t be enough to save Crocalor.
Making Ambipom our winner!
(Why did I do this? It’s 3 am and I can’t sleep why do you think I’m here? Also, I’m not the best at the games so I'm sorry if I may have gotten something wrong. I apologize but in my opinion, I can’t see Crocalor winning especially if the Ambipom knows Last Resort.)
Sweat
Don't know how you come up with these ideas but I'm here for it
thats the best asmr ive seen in some weeks
Feels and sounds good. Breaks my fucking heart
Unique asmr. Please do some more 🙏🔥
The idea of making them battle is amazing, so relaxing and is also fun.
I'm hope the next Pokémon card opening you do the same
6:46 It really depends on who's faster because they both can technically kill each other in two hits.
the whole pokemon face off thing was so relaxing
3:57 so so tingly
This was great and so relaxing lol would really like to see a part two
Tingled through the whole thing, great video! I'm going for a nap now.😊😪
I want Wendy’s
You
Hell nah bro doesn't give up 💀
Yay he is here
Yippe
Can I come
you should make another one of these, super relaxing
Pokemon cards was my favorite collection
Everyone talking about Zebstrika winning against Naclstack, but no one talks how simisage actually wins against both of them (Zebstrika needs 2 shots, but after recoil Simisage only needs 1 and Naclstack gets 1 shotted)
Nerd
I NEEEEED a no talking version of this!!!
You are a genius. I love it😍
2:14 that is the card version of Dark type
This video was too entertaining especially since I'm playing pokemon shield right now lol
I just found your channel ❤ you're amazing
Oh thank god their engery cards i was finna have a heartattack
8:03 flamingo is flying and fighting Orbeetle is bug and psychic but orbeetle would still win because psychic beats fighting
flying beats bug 🤷♂️
Hi love the videos
the wrapper was just as good
Anyone want Burger King?
Ngl I could use a big king xxl right now
Please get me a whopper
Yes pls
I love this massaging cards series please do more! I also LOVED the battles, It was really fun listening to :))
Back then if I did that to my Pokemon cards I'd be dead even if they were energies 💀⚰️🥶🗿
Hey - did my own rendition of this video. I hope you don't mind. I made sure to give you credit for the idea in the comments as well as in the video!
i love Dumbo a lot ❤❤❤
You have some weird asmr video ideas but they are always better than you would expect keep up the good work
I know it’s just energies but it still hurts my soul to see cards bent, 10/10 tingles tho
My heart hurts. The cards are gonna be so bent…
Very tingly tho
at least it's just energy cards
14:06 CHEATING I CALL CHEATING!! That’s a fighting type, mane🥲
No it’s not
Please more this was soooo good
dang that’s gnarly 💀
need another vid like this!
Just seeing your thumbnails makes me sleepy cuz of how much I love falling asleep to ur videos 😂💕
Please do more of these!!
Great ASMR
"for 10k likes ill massage a PSA 10 base set charizard, Leave a like and subscribe"
Just imagine the madnes😂
Thank you elephant man
I think everything you said about a mechanic in the game or about it was wrong 😂 but great asmr sir !
If you ever do this again, each Pokémon card has an indication for what their weak to in the bottom left
lets go w vid
“Iam the one who collects”
Big fan of pitting the cards against each other
I swear I would love to have a series of pokemon king of the hill ASMR tournament
Damnit Bobby
Im mad, you made zebstrika take the 50 damage debuff, but not the naclstack take his 30 damage debuff, zebstrika clearly won
Also, it wasn’t rock. It was fighting so zebstrika and crocolor won
@@randomstuffido4368he is obviously not taking it seriously chill lmao
The Pokemon ad that I wachted before the vid started🗿
we eating good in the hood with this one
This is so much fun
Great video . Your videos are amazing 🤩
,,Monkey, you done!!‘‘ 😭
Bring back the lion plush
Rip I want Wendy's guy
Who's Wendy's?
@@w0olfs so basically on all his videos there's someone that says I want Wendy's and today he didn't for now
he commented😊😅
Can you make a video with the "what color is this" moment or a measuring ruler, these are my favorite triggers🤠
I WANT MCDONALDS
Thank god he’s using bulk cards 😭
Fr I was scared he was gon pull a Charizard
can u pls do a pokeman card massage vidio without talking pls? so its less louder pls
As someone who collects Pokémon cards this pains me as a few of those cards were worth a decent amount of money and some are extremely hard to pull off
I don’t know anything abt Pokémon cards this is an amazing video I love the sounds of the cards😊
Lol ive been listening to this while playing fortnite. Helped me get two victories ❤😂
Going for those PSA 1's I see
In total you would make 6.5 dollars if you sold the cards not counting the energy
I like the sound but my Pokemon card collector heart hurts when I look at it
Do asmr rare charizard pokemon card😁
Do this with a PS 10 Holographic Charizard.
Please when your kid is old enough to crawl make a short of her choosing her first starter
Kinda funny no one noticed he is calling fighting types rock types
He should buy a replica Shiny charizard and bend it just to mess with people
Some time later... "Giving Air a Massage"
This hurts my soul. Good sounds but the card damage it hurts
Same even though none of them are worth much
@@clayrages2423 yeah
Im trying to push out the last smaller bits of poop as i watch this video
Buddy what?
Grass. 🗿
Would u lose?… nah I’d win
I just kno Pokemon card collectors are shaking in their boots rn
That thumbnail makes me irrationally furious.
Fellow michigander here, will you ever have like a P.O. box where we can send you cool stuff aka more pokemon cards?
W tingles
Accept it. Are.
Day 2 of asking for rock Asmr to come back
51 secs, nice
I want eggs.
Water is electric weakness right
water is weak to electric electric resists water
let’s gooo