{Asmr} Awoken from cryosleep with the alien researcher (F4A) (Fdom) (Alien VA) (script:

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  • @WDinATX
    @WDinATX 3 місяці тому +111

    Fun fact: In a video game called The Mysteries of Baroque there’s someone known as “The Frozen Man” who was the last remnant of an advanced civilization. Even though they’d developed cryogenic technology they never got it to the point where someone could safely *leave* cryostats for more than a few hours at a time, meaning they’d be unable to do more than get a brief glimpse of the future whenever they were brought out of it. Only one man consented to this, probably out of some sense of curiosity or a simple desire to be famous, and him leaving the pod has become a once-a-century event that people would come from all around the world to see. First he’d spent half his time reading newspapers from the last century and then he’d answer some lucky people’s questions. These could be anything from rumors about his civilization’s technology to things he might’ve seen last century to personal questions about himself.
    But there’s one dialogue option that outright has him look you in the eye and say “You know… you’re the first person to ask me that question.” Something that I couldn’t help but wonder if De Winter was wise, brave or foolish to ask; “do you regret the choice you made all those years ago?”
    Even going into it he knew he’d only be living a few hours a century. Seeing the world from within a pod he couldn’t safely leave. Only knowing of its events through newspapers. Only interacting with people who saw him more like an event than an individual… but nobody could truly anticipate what that would be like. So yes, yes he did regret the choice he made those thousands of years ago. Hopefully Listener-San’s foolish hopes for immortality won’t end the same way…

  • @JamDrop196
    @JamDrop196 3 місяці тому +149

    i feel like this audio has the potential for an interesting prequel.
    two aliens searching the ice for signs of carbon readings, wondering when they are going to stop digging up bones. pondering what lead up to this moment.
    before they give up, they search for one more spot on the carbon scan and sure enough, they find the last human. and when they're broken out they're even more excited to find them still breathing. unconscious, but still breathing
    i love the video lapide! 💜

    • @tweetthechicken3870
      @tweetthechicken3870 3 місяці тому +11

      Sounds like the plot of captain america combining with superman

    • @louisstokes1498
      @louisstokes1498 3 місяці тому +7

      More like reverse superman

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +20

      That would actually be interesting. Ill have to speak to argon about it

    • @Intelwinsbigly
      @Intelwinsbigly 2 місяці тому +3

      @@LapideVoice I can see the title: Extinct to lovers.

  • @Joseph_Drew_III
    @Joseph_Drew_III 3 місяці тому +190

    A hundred thous-… I MISSED THE HERESY?!

    • @bahmot9501
      @bahmot9501 3 місяці тому +68

      You missed the entire rise of the God Emperor *and* the galaxy cracking in half !

    • @KddA_
      @KddA_ 3 місяці тому +23

      Warhammer mentioned 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +32

      Yes you did... it seems

    • @falloutgod1073
      @falloutgod1073 3 місяці тому +18

      Damn we missed the golden age too

    • @RatwithAbomb
      @RatwithAbomb 2 місяці тому +2

      @@falloutgod1073and the collapse

  • @Molerioproductions
    @Molerioproductions 3 місяці тому +103

    “Oh man how I explain to an alien what brainrot means”

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +17

      ... oh dear... good luck XD

    • @DOOM_SLAYER_OFFICIAL
      @DOOM_SLAYER_OFFICIAL 2 місяці тому +8

      It's like forcing your brain to absorb brain eating chemicals, only the chemicals are in the form of mediocre media that become so repetitive it rots your brain into thinking it's humor and destroys your mentality

  • @Just_Tired
    @Just_Tired 3 місяці тому +79

    "I request a 1.75 liter bottled solution of 40% ethanol and 60% H2O1. If possible, make it bourbon flavoured. And about an hour alone, please. I must mourn my race, and fully realize my current situation."

  • @0-TheStrangeWhiteMan-0
    @0-TheStrangeWhiteMan-0 3 місяці тому +107

    "bro is gta 6 out?"

  • @joaovitordeoliveiralana
    @joaovitordeoliveiralana 3 місяці тому +39

    "100.000 years?!?!... just more 5 minutes it is then *goes back to sleep*

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +11

      LMAO she would be so confused XD

  • @Aqu2008
    @Aqu2008 3 місяці тому +99

    "can't have a morning wake-up without a cup of coffee"

    • @Dragoon-ob3mg
      @Dragoon-ob3mg 3 місяці тому +2

      Words to live by

    • @JayMurray-g5b
      @JayMurray-g5b 3 місяці тому +2

      For me it’s a cup of hot sugary tea

    • @Cafefpss1
      @Cafefpss1 3 місяці тому +1

      I completely agree with this

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +5

      "What is coffee?"

    • @joaovitordeoliveiralana
      @joaovitordeoliveiralana 3 місяці тому

      I see, your race haven't have reached heaven yet, you poor things 😭😭😭

  • @Aqu2008
    @Aqu2008 3 місяці тому +59

    "well no.1 why we humans fall behind, it's because of a certain opinion that someone doesn't like, turns it into a war and kills thousands or millions of us"
    "No.2 that is because we sometimes play god"

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +7

      You all sound like a curious race indeed

  • @Moonstruck_Arrow
    @Moonstruck_Arrow 3 місяці тому +62

    Alien researcher: “The pursuit of immortality is something many life forms have in common, but I didn’t think you would try and do that, considering how early you are”
    Me: “What are you talking about, we’ve been trying that almost as long our society has existed”

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +16

      "Have you?" Grabs pen and paper "tell me more!"

    • @DryptosaurusDavid
      @DryptosaurusDavid 3 місяці тому +7

      @@LapideVoiceListener: We made progress but only extended our lives to 200 years.

    • @WDinATX
      @WDinATX 3 місяці тому +3

      ⁠@@LapideVoice”To be honest one of the reasons I consented to this incomplete form of immortality is because I wanted to know if we should be proud of the progress we’d made. It’s about double our national lifespan, sure, but that’s nothing compared to the ultimate goal of eternal life. (Sighs) To give you a sense how much the human race wants- (pauses) wanted immortality; our oldest known piece of writing, the Epic of Gilgamesh, involves the eponymous king searching for immortality. It’s probably apocryphal but the point stands. And something that’s *not* apocryphal is how several great leaders have died because they took something believed to extend their lifespan that was actually poisonous.”

    • @EOBbulla
      @EOBbulla 2 місяці тому

      The way to live longer than life span is to die first.

    • @WDinATX
      @WDinATX 2 місяці тому

      @@EOBbulla Um… no? That’s literally the opposite of living longer. Am I missing something or are you just drunk? 😵‍💫

  • @BirdieSenpai
    @BirdieSenpai 3 місяці тому +105

    I just got hard-core Half-Life 2 flashbacks.
    "Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman; rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on...the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste, until...well, let's just say your hour has...come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman; wake up and...smell the ashes."
    Except cute and wholesome instead of dark and foreboding, lol.

    • @theelephantandtherider9536
      @theelephantandtherider9536 3 місяці тому +13

      The right man in the wrong place can *make all the difference in the world. have a good one.

    • @BirdieSenpai
      @BirdieSenpai 3 місяці тому +8

      @@theelephantandtherider9536 Many thanks! For some reason, my autocorrect always wants to turn make into male.

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +6

      Oh that sounds interesting though... will have to look into half life a lil

  • @thatsaladprophet7051
    @thatsaladprophet7051 3 місяці тому +28

    1 hour audio of listener detailing human warcrimes and the fnaf lore.

    • @joaovitordeoliveiralana
      @joaovitordeoliveiralana 3 місяці тому +7

      1000 hours*

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +9

      LMAO She would still take notes with one at the bottom:
      "Do psychological analysis of the human to see if they are... safe"

    • @jdavis2430
      @jdavis2430 Місяць тому

      Human, tell me, what is a bite of 87?

  • @thespacespiritsin2843
    @thespacespiritsin2843 3 місяці тому +29

    5:25 I don't know...all I remember was someone ordered a pizza for a "icy weiner" on new years and just as it hit midnight I fell back in my chair and into this tube thing you got me out of

  • @guacamoleman3253
    @guacamoleman3253 2 місяці тому +29

    imagine they worked so hard to decipher english only to hear "no habla engles"

    • @FakeDelTaco
      @FakeDelTaco 2 місяці тому +12

      Nah, but imagine you wake up after a thousand year nap, you see an alien, and the first thing she says is “English or Spanish?”

    • @Pestilence-ud7ks
      @Pestilence-ud7ks Місяць тому

      @@FakeDelTacoBaby you got something in your noseeee🎶🎶🎶🎶

    • @FakeDelTaco
      @FakeDelTaco Місяць тому

      @@Pestilence-ud7ksSniffin that K, did you fill the hole?

    • @_ImUnfunny_
      @_ImUnfunny_ Місяць тому

      @@FakeDelTacoHope you find peace for yourself.

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  10 днів тому

      Oof that would suck XD

  • @Yeetis-INC
    @Yeetis-INC 3 місяці тому +22

    Most people: omg my family and everyone else is dead!!
    Me: holy sh-t I can now fly a spaceship!

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +8

      LMAO ONE WAY TO LOOK AT IT

  • @Traffic_Cone64
    @Traffic_Cone64 3 місяці тому +22

    3:49 “Soon”

  • @EOBbulla
    @EOBbulla 2 місяці тому +12

    "THOUNSANDS OF YEARS I LAID DO- ... Uh... Ahem... Hehehaw."

  • @gandit
    @gandit 2 місяці тому +11

    I would be sad and depressed too when I found out that I'm the last human alive and the earth died, great asmr by the way

  • @goldengabo5668
    @goldengabo5668 3 місяці тому +17

    This argon0815 seems very talented! This script was great, and your performance didn't seem to fall that behind. This reminded me of the vampire mom, since this alien kinda has the same vibe, and the care vaguely just vaguely reminded me of the legendary elf video. That video man. I hope some other future work of yours overthrows that one.

    • @argon0815
      @argon0815 3 місяці тому +3

      Thx u!!!

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +1

      They are so creative its insane!

  • @Analogdawn
    @Analogdawn 3 місяці тому +30

    Whilst i did like it, I'd like to point out thea radiocarbon dating can only measure things up to 60k years old. Anything above whould probably have to be done with potassium-argon dating.

    • @speedwagon1198
      @speedwagon1198 3 місяці тому +6

      🤓☝️

    • @mythical_coffee
      @mythical_coffee 3 місяці тому +7

      Also, radiocarbon dating doesn't prove intelligent life, only that some form of carbon-based organism was there.

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +8

      Ill keep it in mind for next time ig

    • @dangdangheather
      @dangdangheather 3 місяці тому +2

      that's so interesting thank u for sharing!

  • @thecomputerguy6335
    @thecomputerguy6335 3 місяці тому +39

    "there is no humans left alive," whell actually if the earths polar regions remained intact then the seed vaults in the polar and or nordic countries should still be present as they use the permafrost to refrigerate all sorts of both plant seeds and I can't remember if it's embrios or the parts needed to make embrios, but that may still exist

    • @thecomputerguy6335
      @thecomputerguy6335 3 місяці тому +1

      just googled, and at least some seed banks keep copies of human DNA

    • @tylerafton3283
      @tylerafton3283 3 місяці тому +5

      I finna need this in 1st grade form

    • @DryptosaurusDavid
      @DryptosaurusDavid 3 місяці тому +15

      @@tylerafton3283Basically a last ditch place to keep humans from dying out from a nuclear war. (I think.)

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +8

      Well we gotta hurry back now and find that!

    • @jdavis2430
      @jdavis2430 Місяць тому

      ​@@DryptosaurusDavidVaults, one would say

  • @starshock4728
    @starshock4728 3 місяці тому +19

    To be real, waking up in this situation, I'd want to end the human species then and there. "Ask your questions, then put me down. Don't pity me and don't comfort me, that's what death is for."
    Lovely voice and wonderful work!

  • @nemesisastraea6659
    @nemesisastraea6659 2 місяці тому +8

    Had a story I wanted to write that had this plot. Last survivor of the human race thawed from cryo going out into the galaxy on grand and dangerous adventures.

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  Місяць тому

      That sounds awesome! You should write that!!

  • @pyritepirate3991
    @pyritepirate3991 3 місяці тому +25

    Listening to this made me have an existential crisis about what it means to be human and i had to convince myself that it wasn't real. 10/10, great voice acting.
    (Yes i actually did have an existential crisis.)

    • @LykanPrototype
      @LykanPrototype 3 місяці тому +1

      I mean being the last of your kind can kinda do that to you.

    • @JayMurray-g5b
      @JayMurray-g5b 3 місяці тому +1

      True
      Edit:also what are you supposed to do because there is a high chance that the aliens won’t understand what humans like

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +1

      ... oh dear i am sorry

    • @pyritepirate3991
      @pyritepirate3991 3 місяці тому

      @@LapideVoice don't be! It Just means you're a great voice actor because I got that engrossed with the story!

  • @The_Roman_Empire
    @The_Roman_Empire 2 місяці тому +5

    9:42 "I wont mind if you fall asleep"
    Ive been asleep 100,000 years, i think ive had my share

  • @literallyaweebok3171
    @literallyaweebok3171 2 місяці тому +4

    Hundreds of thousands of years in the future and my 1st question will be "where is my dr pepper 🙏"

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  10 днів тому +1

      ... that is definitelly a question

  • @falloutgod1073
    @falloutgod1073 3 місяці тому +11

    “100,000 years will give you such a crick in the neck”

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  Місяць тому +1

      YESSS GENIE REFERENCE

    • @falloutgod1073
      @falloutgod1073 Місяць тому +1

      @@LapideVoice YAY someone commented

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  Місяць тому

      @@falloutgod1073 sorry for how long it took, i am terribly behind on comments!

    • @falloutgod1073
      @falloutgod1073 Місяць тому

      @@LapideVoice oh you’re fine no need to apologize

  • @vetra-knightsreality
    @vetra-knightsreality 2 місяці тому +8

    “I’d have to explain what skibidi toilet was to an alien… Christ”

  • @Rando-w3m
    @Rando-w3m 2 місяці тому +1

    100 hours of the human explaining every single species of dinosaur

  • @dragoonmk4203
    @dragoonmk4203 Місяць тому +1

    I would honestly love it if this became a series. Just having a big friendly alien gal getting to know us while pampering us. :)

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  Місяць тому +1

      Hmmm, sadly not but that would have been good

  • @SchneeflockeMonsoon
    @SchneeflockeMonsoon 3 місяці тому +5

    "FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT. WHO HAS DISTURBED MY--oh, it's you."
    (Seriously, very cute. I'd love to see more, especially if it expanded on the alien culture.)

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  Місяць тому

      Hmm... might do some alien stuff in the future

  • @TallerSpark32
    @TallerSpark32 3 місяці тому +5

    Absolutely amazing job Lapide! I loved it!

  • @Generał.krukow.2008
    @Generał.krukow.2008 Місяць тому +2

    Me:do you have clone machine
    Alien:yes
    Me:imperial march theme

  • @pauljackson171
    @pauljackson171 3 місяці тому +6

    Would like to think that in such a scenario our descendants live on, be it a questionable blend of genetic/technological alterations or with evolution taken a toll, but still a presence.
    On the plus side nice knowing there are other level headed sentient races is reassuring, removes the dread of humanity going so too sentient life.

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +1

      I think it a really nice believe, but sadly i cannot confirm or deny it. I am merely the voice here, not the creator

  • @Slimebolt03
    @Slimebolt03 Місяць тому +3

    8:22 I CANT HELP THAT I GOT THE SHORT END OF THE STICK DAMNIT

  • @Thetrollingrinard
    @Thetrollingrinard 2 місяці тому +7

    “did my dad come back yet?”

  • @thomasjoseph7327
    @thomasjoseph7327 2 місяці тому +2

    I like this audio it makes me think of other content like alien conversion sort of like a species transformation where a human undergoes a procedure in becoming an alien species and selected for a breeding program.

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  10 днів тому

      ... that is very ... specific

  • @goldberg91
    @goldberg91 3 місяці тому +15

    as said by ai: Radiocarbon dating becomes less accurate for samples older than about 40,000 years due to the extremely low levels of carbon-14 remaining. Beyond 60,000 years, it becomes nearly impossible to date objects using this method.

    • @Analogdawn
      @Analogdawn 3 місяці тому +7

      Potassium-argon dating whould probobobly yield bettet results

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +1

      I was informed

    • @Intelwinsbigly
      @Intelwinsbigly 2 місяці тому +1

      NNNNNEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDD!

  • @-MochiWochi-
    @-MochiWochi- Місяць тому +2

    Me waking up seeing alien: "Help me, theres an alien."

  • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
    @MrSHADOWANGEL999 3 місяці тому +5

    An out of this world experience

  • @CT-1255
    @CT-1255 3 місяці тому +4

    This is so cute! I love it so much! Wonderful job! Part 2?

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +5

      Maybe if the writer is down for it ^^

  • @joaopedroulmidesouza14
    @joaopedroulmidesouza14 3 місяці тому +5

    in the beginning i can just imagine the clip that jerma is freaking out in pure horror

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому

      LMAO A LITTLE BIT

    • @skylas7131
      @skylas7131 2 місяці тому

      Bro no why did you put that in my head at 1 am I’m laughing my ass off now

    • @larsthememelord3383
      @larsthememelord3383 2 місяці тому

      out of all people to survive humanity’s end its jerma, you know I wouldn’t even be suprised

  • @jt4max138
    @jt4max138 3 місяці тому +5

    This could become an actual interesting story movie or tv show or cartoon whatever but it sounds interesting

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +1

      It does sound like it would be fun

  • @notkivic7060
    @notkivic7060 3 місяці тому +16

    my first word after waking up: "would"

  • @justsomethingfake5781
    @justsomethingfake5781 2 місяці тому +1

    "A hundred thousand years old"
    I think my shift ended so i'll be lwaving

  • @dhayvinator
    @dhayvinator 2 місяці тому +3

    “Lay your head in my chest”
    Me: (•\\\\•)

  • @depo3343
    @depo3343 3 місяці тому +4

    We were born to inherit the stars, but now I’m not so sure.

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +2

      Sometimes... the future is not that kind

  • @kevinlockwood5384
    @kevinlockwood5384 3 місяці тому +10

    "Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night"

  • @Bread_Gaming_Official
    @Bread_Gaming_Official 2 місяці тому +2

    "So you see there was this game called Destiny 2, and the CEO of the game devs bought a bunch of cars, right..."

  • @dantesparda4029
    @dantesparda4029 Місяць тому +3

    0:56 I'm afraid it has been, 9 years

  • @argon0815
    @argon0815 3 місяці тому +5

    Argon expands

  • @bengianturco7926
    @bengianturco7926 3 місяці тому +3

    When she said lower your head to my chest, I made motorboat sounds

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  Місяць тому +1

      You... what? XD

    • @bengianturco7926
      @bengianturco7926 Місяць тому

      @@LapideVoice yeah I did also she would be probably confused about that sound

  • @masonmugerian4096
    @masonmugerian4096 3 місяці тому +4

    Tbh if i heard i was the last.. id just go back to sleep.

  • @phenexgaming6094
    @phenexgaming6094 3 місяці тому +4

    Thanks fore the intresting script and thanks fore making the amazing audio 😊it was pritty repaxing

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +1

      I am glad you enjoyed it

    • @phenexgaming6094
      @phenexgaming6094 3 місяці тому

      @@LapideVoice yeah was a fun thing 2 lissen 2 😁

  • @dennisvandelft
    @dennisvandelft 15 днів тому +1

    What wold you do if you wer in this situation?
    My brain: do wjat she says we have know idea what she can do
    Me:K I L L

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  11 днів тому +1

      LMAO human instinct kicking in i see

  • @obsidianblack7249
    @obsidianblack7249 Місяць тому +2

    Stranger in a strange land. I just hope no weird bacteria/virus shenanigans happen.

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  Місяць тому

      Nahh, she would keep you safe

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 Місяць тому

      Stranger In A Strange Land is actually the title of a book. It’s a good read

    • @obsidianblack7249
      @obsidianblack7249 Місяць тому

      @@crimsonmaelstrom573 yeah, it's weird but okay.

  • @BluePopsoprogen
    @BluePopsoprogen Місяць тому +1

    I liked the video overall, it definitely had quality to it- though i do have a select few recommendations
    1: If the mic is suitable, brush it softly when the character is playing with the listener's hair. Try not to let it overpower the voice- its like immersion background sound
    2: Add a small-medium space between the 'end' of the video and the outro, maybe with further immersion background sound as listed above. This will give some time to prevent a potential accidental immersion break, as the listener often isnt able to see the progress bar (eyes closed and the like) for non-visually aided asmrs
    Regardless, you definitely have a lot going for these videos- it has good backstory building and is actually one of the few asmrs that accurately predicted my responses to the audio. (Shying when learning the character is larger and sitting in their lap, being Bummed Out on learning humanity's extinction, etc.)
    Overall, 7.5-8/10.
    Edit: tried to fix spelling/grammar, wrote this out half asleep. Sorry for any more potential errors.

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  10 днів тому

      Thank you for the feedback but no, the mic is not suitable. It makes it sound aweful

  • @CaptainJamie973
    @CaptainJamie973 3 місяці тому +6

    Keep up your good work ❤

  • @TB_Corey
    @TB_Corey 3 місяці тому +2

    Awaken moment.
    Have a nice day and take care

  • @kenji1357
    @kenji1357 2 місяці тому +1

    Cant let gang know i fw this 😭

  • @SenecaRapson
    @SenecaRapson 2 місяці тому +2

    Me during this: but radiocarbon dating is typically only good for 57,000 years. How do you manage to cross the stars and not know your decay rates?

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  10 днів тому

      Different tech due to different developmental path

  • @aiviroka8828
    @aiviroka8828 3 місяці тому +2

    need more of this, subscribing to keep watch

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому

      More stories are coming. Not sure yet on a part 2 for this one though

  • @momma_bal
    @momma_bal 2 місяці тому

    I'd love for a sequel to this
    I liked this very much

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  10 днів тому

      Thank you, but sadly no sequel..

    • @momma_bal
      @momma_bal 10 днів тому

      @@LapideVoice awe.. that's a shame :/

  • @virrrrnogamer
    @virrrrnogamer Місяць тому +1

    Made me experience a small existential crisis, good asmr tho

  • @kyleunofficial431
    @kyleunofficial431 2 місяці тому

    "ever heard of a domain expansion? :3"

  • @michaelavery5618
    @michaelavery5618 3 місяці тому +3

    You know, when an alien comes and says how great they are, and how horrible humans are my first instinct is to say “Right, sure, I believe you.” Or in other words screw you elves

  • @Cresoul07
    @Cresoul07 Місяць тому +1

    the artist who draw that character is ruko220

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  Місяць тому

      I added it to the description! Thank you so much for the help! ^^

  • @joaovitordeoliveiralana
    @joaovitordeoliveiralana Місяць тому +1

    100k years later and we still dont have GTA 6 😢

  • @CordovanSplotchVT
    @CordovanSplotchVT 3 місяці тому +1

    The beginning gave me Netto cashier flashbacks.

  • @TheCrow2483
    @TheCrow2483 2 місяці тому +1

    WOOHOO I'M THE LAST HUMAN ALIVE

  • @vittoriolepporio122
    @vittoriolepporio122 2 місяці тому +1

    So this is what I get for attempting to slingshot dark matter around Mars. Lost for 100 thousand years and basically the Didact. Whoop de doo, talk about an ass and a handful

  • @Kessogsasaina
    @Kessogsasaina 11 днів тому +1

    ...humans are extinct, well time to do my best Shepard impression and make some hybrids

  • @peacemaker9046
    @peacemaker9046 3 місяці тому +2

    If i woke up 100,000 years in the future and i was the only guman left... Im sorry but this Galaxy ain't worth sticking around for. I would punch my own ticket as soon as possible

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +1

      Everyone has their own attitude and I completely would understand why you would make such a choice. It would be lonely

  • @ProblematicHuman
    @ProblematicHuman 2 місяці тому

    Amazing script and audio

  • @bailey6304
    @bailey6304 2 місяці тому

    sure, I may have to deal with an existential crisis due to being the last of my kind, and being out for an absurdly long time, but it's worth it to meet this cute and sweet alien, so

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  Місяць тому

      And she will be happy to help!

  • @sea_blue_san
    @sea_blue_san 21 день тому +1

    Part 2 plz!!!!!!!!! >

  • @N0v4.fr05t.
    @N0v4.fr05t. 2 місяці тому +2

    I CANNOT LET GANG FIND OUT I FW THIS

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  10 днів тому

      Then itll be our lil secret ^^

    • @N0v4.fr05t.
      @N0v4.fr05t. 10 днів тому

      @LapideVoice hell yeah 🔥🔥🔥

  • @littlebigben0491
    @littlebigben0491 3 місяці тому +2

    If u alway go at 0 sec (spam it) of the vid its like in the grocery store buying some food i guess

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому

      Hmm... wait omg you are right!

  • @Serial-designationN-o7
    @Serial-designationN-o7 2 місяці тому +3

    Oh great i need to tell a alien about fnaf and ww2😅😅

  • @skylas7131
    @skylas7131 2 місяці тому +1

    3:16 Discord Notification… I’m sorry I’m listening so intently to know that’s what that noise was LOL

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  10 днів тому

      LMAO YES it got picked up from the background

  • @Bushman06
    @Bushman06 2 місяці тому +3

    I came here to see crazy comments, and I got kinda disappointed, only 40k references and people talking about the indomitable human spirit

    • @Awesometdsplayer
      @Awesometdsplayer Місяць тому

      Update from the future (or one month later);
      Now people are joking about the 100,000 year thing for example : gta 6 , dad coming back and saw a comment with 5 more minutes

    • @Bushman06
      @Bushman06 Місяць тому

      @@Awesometdsplayer A bit late to be someone from the future aint it?

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  10 днів тому

      People in my community are SO WHOLESOME it is insane XD

  • @Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic
    @Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic 3 місяці тому +2

    “Cyrosleep”

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому

      "Impressive that you all achieved that"

  • @dogwifahat
    @dogwifahat 2 місяці тому +2

    I would like to be given a chamber of antimatter

  • @Timiaus2009
    @Timiaus2009 3 місяці тому +2

    I hoping there was going to be a part where it says why the human were nearly extinct maybe in part 2

  • @BigGribbly
    @BigGribbly 3 місяці тому +1

    I became the very thing I swore to clown on, an asmr roleplay enjoyer🤡

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  Місяць тому

      Welcome to the club! We all are a lil weird but there is a scale

  • @Corbzilla300Cookies
    @Corbzilla300Cookies 3 місяці тому +1

    I am a human, but not this universes human, my universe has been long gone, there are still other humans left in the universe I came from. Nice ASMR

  • @justincurry1465
    @justincurry1465 3 місяці тому +1

    Thanks keep up the good work

  • @KylerBlink
    @KylerBlink 3 місяці тому +4

    (time 9:26) 😳

  • @lealand2601
    @lealand2601 3 місяці тому +1

    Some of us wanted to reach for the stars others were afraid of it I wanted to explore I went into cryo sleep to wait for the day I could fly amongst the STARS … but that day never arrived … I’ll eventually accept the fact that I’m the last of my kind.

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  Місяць тому

      And she will be here to help you

    • @lealand2601
      @lealand2601 Місяць тому

      @@LapideVoice alright … I still hope that somehow someway someone else survived.

  • @richardklimza1371
    @richardklimza1371 3 місяці тому +1

    Its a asmr video: ITS WAKING OMG HIIIIIII OMG

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому

      Mine is less of the classical asmr yes ^^

  • @Secarious
    @Secarious 2 місяці тому +1

    By the way, miss alien lady. Us humans. We're social creatures. So if we don't have at least a few people in our lives to love and trust. We literally die of lonliness. So if I'm the last human left, we got a problem.

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  Місяць тому

      ... hmmm... do they HAVE to be human? Or can it be anyone sentient

    • @Secarious
      @Secarious Місяць тому

      Well.. similar enough for our psychologies and physical familiarity to match. But I'm listening...

  • @Partikleyt
    @Partikleyt 3 місяці тому +1

    Luv this one

  • @kasperoq8687
    @kasperoq8687 3 місяці тому +3

    "English.. It's quite complicated in my opinion"
    Я так понимаю русский язык они вообще не расшифровали. А китайский и подавно... 😅

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому

      Oh gods... i can only imagine them trying to translate that all LMAO

  • @TheWrongGuy_
    @TheWrongGuy_ 3 місяці тому +1

    Ima need a part 2 pretty pls😊

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +1

      Ill have to ask the writer ^^;

  • @SevAngelo0316
    @SevAngelo0316 3 місяці тому +2

    if i was the one in a cryosleep humanity wont be as cooked as some of yall i know how some of you guys think

    • @SevAngelo0316
      @SevAngelo0316 3 місяці тому +2

      now the science part was interesting butttttttt the radiocarbon dating part is a bit confusing see the half life of Carbon-14 (the material that shows how old something is by radiocarbon dating) has a half life of about 5,700 years so 100,000 years is a long shot like REALLLY long

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому

      That is fair ig?

    • @SevAngelo0316
      @SevAngelo0316 3 місяці тому

      @@LapideVoice sorry im just a nerd

  • @crimsonmaelstrom573
    @crimsonmaelstrom573 3 місяці тому +1

    What was human society like? In a word: chaotic
    Any other questions you might have I’ll answer to the best of my ability

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +1

      ... chaotic is accurate though

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 2 місяці тому

      @@LapideVoice I fear the listener may also be suffering “Cryo Sickness” upon waking up

  • @ironsmith8
    @ironsmith8 2 місяці тому +2

    Futurama AU

  • @WankWizard
    @WankWizard 3 місяці тому +4

    100,000 years will give you such a crick in the neck

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +2

      YES I WAS WAITING FOR THIS WHOOO

  • @Moa-zedev
    @Moa-zedev 3 місяці тому +2

    All hope is not lost, maybe they can science a way to do parthenogenesis on us, it will limit the number of phénotype to 1, but it's better than none!

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому

      That is.. true. But i dont know if its a good idea

  • @joaovitordeoliveiralana
    @joaovitordeoliveiralana 3 місяці тому +3

    Only recovered english?!?!? You know what f@ck you *start speaking portuguese*
    Zueiras a parte, belo asmr, 10/10, poxa... 100.000 anos? Saudades do meu brasilzão, aquele paraiso tropical... a corrupção governamental...facções criminosas...inflação...quer saber, to com saudade por completo nao, so saudade de do estado de Minas Gerais😂😂😂

    • @LapideVoice
      @LapideVoice  3 місяці тому +2

      Oh dear i had to translate it. And brazil is a place indeed. Very pretty but also, a place i have been told. Want to go there one day.
      And she would be SO CONFUSED

    • @joaovitordeoliveiralana
      @joaovitordeoliveiralana 3 місяці тому +1

      Pro tip: Minas Gerais is one of the most safest estates, i mean, you just need to be careful and keep your eyes open