Jerma Streams with Chat - Watching Infomercials (Part 2)
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- Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
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This is an archive of the 03 May 2022 stream titled "Who would even buy any of this? (View Cart: 31)".
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I lost it when he hid the vacuum model number at 2:24:30 as if someone is gonna dox him from his vacuum information
what, your vacuum doesn't have your address and credit card information on it?
The FBI is using everything to track him down, you never know
@@elliot_rat yeah, like this moon person thinks they’re normal when everyone else has their address, credit card details, social security number, their mother’s maiden name, and their middle school teacher’s favorite food. Fake fan smh
what, your vacuum doesnt have your social security number and blood type on it?
what, your vacuum isn't filled to the brim with your own blood? Sloshing violently with each gentle movement, spilling trace amounts of iron-scented fluid all over the damn place?
mike im absolutley zooked and zerking it rn
Down so bad I had to tell Mike about it 😭
Mike knows all anyways, no harm in confession.
are you zerking to mike or??
Zooted, zooked and zerking it, zoomer
@@biosupdate7449 grage, gslurs, gmisogynist, gamers.
2:59:35 You wouldn't believe the smile I cracked at this. I don't really even watch Jerma enough to have ever heard him say this before, but the pure unbridled joy in this moment tells the entire story. His enthusiasm for this piece of media is palpable.
2:35:00 the way it says 'in memory of Jack Hughes' and then switches to the guy getting dunked makes it look like the guy getting dunked died
2:36:11 that apple pie is probably sour as a mfer
Underrated comment: "Jermas parasocial relationship with cathy mitchell is worse than us with him"
Can't believe they executed my boy Jack Hughes, by dunking too, how brutal
Sour??
Not ashamed to say that I teared up when Rose showed up at the end of the Martinetti story
Grampa =)
He's getting that granussy
I bursted out laughing!! I couldn’t believe Grandpa had invited a total fkn stranger to their family home after less than a month of talking 😭
*GENERAL TIMESTAMPS:*
*Pre-Stream:*
1:10 Jerma Speaks
4:56 Webcam On
5:01 Opens Browser
5:30 Starts Watching
*Break:*
2:17:11 Takes Break
2:23:38 Jerma Returns
2:27:35 Watching Resumes
*Post-Stream:*
3:38:11 Stops Watching
3:39:56 Credits
3:42:03 Stream Over
you sure are a friendly elf fella
@@polyblank73 Thanks, I make my little timestamps from atop the Life Tree each dawn after archery class and some whimsical flute jam sessions.
@@AFriendlyElfFella woah, wild.
im dying laughing at how invested everyone was in the martinettis and joking about gramps being on 4chan n shit
gamergate gramp
@@seahorsemafia I support GamerGate. It was a noble activist group against female grifters and incestuous games "journalism" that did bought and paid for reviews for certain games and favors from dev companies without telling anyone.
@@gamephreak5 any fuckin askers bro
@@gamephreak5 gamers need professional help.
@@gamephreak5sorry who asked for your shit take
God something about this stream just makes me so fucking happy. There are countless streams I consider to be funnier and more enjoyable. But I keep coming back to this stream for no reason other than it’s just so comforting.
Ikr? Its just comfy. And i didn't even grow up in the 90s so its not nostalgia. It's just something about jermas enthusiasm about them and especially the Cathy Mitchell ones
Kinda like you're watching tv with him maybe
55:59 had me crying
52:16 my first thought was 'NO WAY GRANDPA GOT A FURSUIT'
Okay the part where Jerma admits his undying love for Cathy Mitchell was quite wholesome, lol.
9:47 kevin
17:02 time machine
19:49 drill and kill
55:58 40 MILLION dollar giveaway
1:00:18 PSYCHO!!!
1:42:41 killer grill
1:44:24 phil doesn't believe in barbecue sauce
1:53:26 oo ohh
1:53:53 analog horror
2:02:52 tom
2:04:30 tom dies bit
2:10:55 epic prank
2:33:40 tom dies
3:25:46 fecal funny
3:34:20 THEE chucky stewart
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that analog horror one is terrifying (i love it) 😂
2:44:25 this might be the most upset I've ever seen jerma get with chat and its over CATHY MITCHELL. jerma parasocial relationship with cathy mitchell is real
2:35:33 “it’s so weird”
From the man who sat above a dunk tank and had a robot controlled by 1000’s of people to do literally the exact same thing?
what?
@@haniffaris8917 carnival stream ^
1:15:21 40 million jumpscare
E MIL E MIL E MIL E MIL
I own one of those little Cathy Mitchell cookers that Jerma saw, I think it was originally a gift from my grandma but it's in my kitchen right now and that thing actually works well, most of the time I've used it for like hawaiian roll sandwiches and breakfast stuff but it actually cooks evenly and all the way through so I mean, +2 for Cathy.
common cathy w
is your pfp lois from family guy (peter wife)
I trust Cathy Mitchell appliances but idk about her cookbooks. Ive heard bad things about the ramen joy and dump cakes
I trust Cathy Mitchell appliances but idk about her cookbooks. Ive heard bad things about the ramen joy and dump cakes
50:22 People are talking about jerma talking in sync with the cathy mitchell commerical but are sleeping on the fact he said in sync 'THE OPERA LOVERS FORUM!'
Hey guys, from 3:10:08 - 3:15:10 there's a commercial for a product that may be a trigger for some people with disordered eating conditions. If seeing the worst side of 2000's era diet culture will ruin your day, skip ahead. Have a nice day.
Based comment
It's a really weird ad, but how can it trigger someone?
thank you for this comment :)
I can’t tell if this is a joke or not
warning: this ad will make you question what the thing smells like, and will make you SCREAM if you have a eating condition 😳
one of the funniest comments for me--i know it's an old meme, but just: someone commented on the cathy mitchell ramen thing with jerma defending her that "she was fearless and crazier than him. she was his queen." copypasta
2:03:35 That Pepe in chat matched up so well to his face i cried lmfao
I've followed only a few streamers, but I feel like this type of react andy only works with Jerma. Been wheezin nonstop
1:42:42 recalled TWICE by the way, the recall being talked about wasn't even the first time
1:02:10 I've been spiraling ever since this stream. I enjoyed the late 90s-00s infomercial stream, it was relaxing and cute, but the 70s-80s one has filled me with EXISTENTIAL DREAD. Why are they going so fast, spinning, spinning Rocket Chef, barely even looking at each other as their humanity slips away. Hurry Nancy the Rocket Clock is ticking, make a little quip so we can spin some more for our corporate overlords! Spinning, spinning, cleanup is a breeze, no dishwasher necessary! Send help.
Grandpa Martinelli eventually became moderator of r/opera
if he lived that long
@@marxist-leninist-protagonist :( its true but you didn't have to say it...
3:06:56 "grandma making ramen apple pie is the first sign of dementia" is my fav comment from the brutalmoose ramen joy vid
I was dying laughing throughout the entire Red Devil bit bruh, literally laughing like every five seconds
I think I'm being brainwashed by either Cathy Mitchell or Jerma's love for her as I actually want to buy that thing now.
I was brainwashed by Cathy long ago thanks to the Jaboody videos
Jerma's subtle social engineering worked, you're all consumers now of his corperate god Mitchell. Pray to the grill gods that your appliances don't blow up like the grillmaster unless you invest in Cathy Mitchell appliances.
3:05:49 Jerma's undying devotion to Cathy Mitchell
21:59 "ROACH DOGG JR?"
i cant believe the Oneyplays joke is still going strong to this day, holy shit
i am eternal
@@Roach_Dogg_JR i love you
@@suziebelle3738 ily too
50:30 "can it run crysis" im dying
He stole the joke from the person that said 'Can it run league?'
Someone said "I thought that was a GUN" and it's making me scream laughing for some reason
I'm really confused about the martinetti apple plot line. Why was there even a danger of it being returned? Grandpa paid for it himself, was the dad going to just return something he didn't pay for. Grandpa could have just said "fuck your point system".
Hey now, let’s not ruin the wholesome cinematic masterpiece that was The Martinettis by trying to inject logic into it!
Yeah, but if Gramps did that then Pops wouldve returned him to the retirement home 😭
Grandpa died of ligma
@@judyhopps7920and gramps needed their crib so he could get that gilf e-thot Rose 🌹
Ain't no way you're going to impress an elderly person more than a caring family that hasn't retired them to the retirement home.
I think the idea is that grandpa had the money available but couldn't actually afford a purchase like that in the long run, so the dad would pay him back in the end if they kept it.
Everyone in the 80's look like serial killers in the making
i would love to watch a horror movie structured like an infomercial from the 80s/90s
Advertising torture tools
@@duroorud527 a horror movie set in the 80s where someone is up late watching infomercials and everyone involved with the products is just about to snap and they call the number to buy a knife set and they don’t tip the driver so the driver tries to kill them and the main character kills the driver but now the whole infomercial team is after them so they are chased onto the set of an infomercial and the torture equipment used on them is marketed like an infomercial
18:46 is that number amount a meme by the time of the livestream? Seems like Jerma had a premonition about that $40,000,000
At like 1:29:45 they were saying how the red devil had like enough for so many patties when on the regular grill earlier there was 18 patties and like 5 hot dogs on the red devil there was only 15 patties and that was almost full.
take a shot every time that one guy said “nAnCY”
Everyone fucking dies
You'd die 3 minutes in.
the math thing was literally just normal math lol
Proof standards for maths is becoming higher
Holy shit I just found this channel, bless🙏
I looked it up and I can confirm the red devil grill got recalled in 2002
55:57
1:06:38
1:15:21
1:53:51
2:59:33
3:06:05
3:18:51
This channel is a go-to for information. It's the best!
I feel compelled to let the world know that I knew about the ketchup trick BEFORE Mary Ellen told me about it.
I woke up to jerma laughing at lotion bottle farting lmao
2:34:54 yo I didn’t even notice until now but this dude is the same Joe Farago from the Cathy Mitchell one that comes literally right afterwards
Always nice to see big mike post!
1:41:40 PHILLY SHEESESTEAKS
The Martinettis are the type of family the Simpsons were making fun of in the 90s
I’m sorry but what what was that human calculator BS supposed to be where they selling a book or something? They kept talking about some method. What method???? I see the logic in subtracting 5 squares from 95 squared but why did he choose to subtract 4 squared from 96 why not 6 squared??????
He subtracted 5 from 95 because 95 is 5 away from 100. 96 is 4 away from 100, not 6. Clearly maths eluded you
My fav was when John Rocket Chef said N A N C Y
The reason Jerma didn't get the $40 million is because he touched the remote. As a 90s guy I should know
i can't believe the world was awful before tetris was invented
Is it fucked that I find Jerma watching infomercials more entertaining than the dollhouse?
It lost me after the second one
no, enjoy what you enjoy
Not at all, I couldn't finish the dollhouse edits yet I watched the full vod of the infomercials
eh, I love that Jerma gets to do his big events, really proud of him...
but I will always take Fart Simulator 2013 over any of them
The dollhouse streams were more of a interactive thing, so it makes more sense live and with you giving inputs than just watching it
Astonished nobody showed Jerma the Jaboody Cathy Mitchell dubs
He has to have seen em before, maybe he thought they were too “much” for his viewers
4:42 throat andy
31:58 color printer
1:12:14 this guy is EVIL
1:15:20 jerma reminds of me a cat reflexively kicking himself in the face 20 times in a row in this moment
1:20:35 best noise 2022
1:48:29 brish jerma
3:25:50 fart joke
Jerma accidentally did the joke the best way it could have possibly been done
1:53:52 analog horror jumpscare
3:08:54 Flashbacks to Superhot
This is like that Grab That Auto song reappearing in that one stream. Such a flashback, I love it.
3:14:40 yeah if I had anything stuffed into my face while im eating as well it'd cut my diet.
Anything would work. A foot, a used toliet paper, dead bugs, hell even a lava lamp. Dil-dos, 50 tea bags, a sailor's hat, telescopes, really anything would annoy me.
Fun Fact: At 56:02, due to inflation, the $40,000,000 give-away would be $77,363,430.01 in today's money.
55:58
Jerma is a genius, I'm crying laughing at a fucking carpet cleaning commercial.
39:52 someone said "we went from this to watching jerma"
Did I miss anyone pointing out that the Martenetti kid is Squints from the Sandlot?
52:18 dog with a blog origins
also laughing at the terrible dad luddite strawman in that Apple ad - literally the flimsiest argument to exist - "hey, we did perfectly fine before penicillin/sewage systems/brick houses/clean water came around!!!!!!" remember that kids, in case your dad is a strawman. my dad knows a fair bit, has built computers back in the early 2000s that sorta thing, but I still have to help him with some stuff bc that's just how it is lol
3:26:36 EZ Yolk jumpscare
Currently tipsy and watching this rn, love it
2:06:20 hash on stream
1:39:59 is that Adam Richmond from man vs food as the grill guy in the back?
If you make trace amounts of apple fritters for yourself every month Jerma locks onto your scent more and more.
The Xpress Redi Set was recalled in the UK 😔
1:18:56 nah nah nah, it's like that episode of spongebob with the cook-off between Spongebob and King Neptune, like Neptune is able to pump out a thousand patties in the time it takes Spongebob to make one, but Neptune's patties all taste like shit while Spongebob's one patty is amazing, though in this case these "chefs" almost certainly have to be just some actors they paid to dress like a professional chef(or at least that stereotypical pro chef look) and be an absolute buffoon pretending to know what they're doing to make it look like the buffoonery is the best an actual chef can do while going "Oh yeah look at this shit, this machine is making these normies 10x better than our totally real professional chefs guys isn't that so cool wow"
And then of course even if it weren't already rigged with likely actors playing the role of "totally real pro chefs, source is trust me bro wink", the circumstances of that little "challenge" are hilariously rigged so that even if you had pros, the "normies with these amazing devices" would likely win the race anyway. But that would just feed back into the whole "Spongebob vs Neptune" point lmao
/rant, probably pointing out shit that's obvious and stupid, but idk I just like picking apart stupid shit like this to laugh at it
Straight up thought the Apple add dude had a Boston accent until it straight up said “performa” on screen.
Did jerma really not come to the realization that they meant $40M in worth of the products they are giving away and not actual money
I feel so bad for Nancy during the Rocket Chef segment. That fucking guy just kept cutting her off and its like, all she is doing is trying to hype up this stupid product like what was his problem?
Lol, it's a loosely scripted commercial to sell a product. Who cares
@@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904 I guess I do 😕
I feel worse for the old guy used as a taste subject for Cathy's scalding hot food, his tounge must have been burnt after that.
Love how you can tell they don’t know what they’re doing cuz they made the oxymoronic 3-bean texas chili
How many viewers did he have during this ?
i hate the - and + in chat just laugh jerma is a centerpiece in history
-2
-2
It's because jerma's chat is rude and obnoxious
Adding molasses to salsa is bbq sauce
I love how viscerally upset jerma is at the red devil, the fact that it got past 700 degrees on part of it is fucking crazy
CHUCKIN CHAT
1:11:12 personal timestamp for me to skip to because i use this as a sleep aid and the dishonesty from the first few infomercials pretending to be live shows stresses me the hell out (the first one especially, taking advantage of desperate people almost like those scam health shows that are also on stages like that)
Jerma could be an excellent scottish
48:40 wish I had a family like this.
1:27:50 red devil grill
Nancy looks like Elizabeth Olsen
Wtf is this wonder years ass Apple Commercial 😭
Nancy: y-
John: N A N C Y
1:26:00 This guy feels like a Bob Odenkirk character, like someone from Mr. Show.
Pans don't talk
55:50 40 million dollars
There should be a Cathy Mitchell Jerma collab
Still wish this dude would stop saying "Nancy" like he's jiggling the keys in front of 3 year olds anytime she speaks
3:18:24 I REMEMBER THIS!!!
I’m sold
1:07:01 why would he do that im so embarrassed, im embarrassed FOR him
Rose is gramps AI waifu 43:10
1:43:13 What the fuck is greatjobdood talking about? What does that have to do with the Red Devil grill being recalled?
Edgy twitch user
Red Devil could melt steel beams
Dude's just zonked on the plastic fumes from the red devil melting its own plastic support piece
he's not wrong though, 9/11 was an inside job lol
Wtf gramps teaching kids about freemasonry
2:59:45
I really can't tell if Jerma is actually dumb or just incredibly good at gaslighting his audience.
don't believe the intelligence of anyone who makes their living off of missing the point
Both, but mostly the former
Which part of the stream are you referring to??
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