Wow! It took me reading that conversation in text to realize Mordin was being a Smartass and not just reciting random trivia. I miss the subtle humor of Milky Way Mass Effect
"What's the matter Vakarian? You chicken?" "I don't even know what that is, though I've heard everything in the galaxy tastes like it." Gets me every time
when you need a problem shot, ask a turian. when you need a problem talked to death, ask an asari. when you need a new problem, ask a salarian. when you need a problem fixed, ask a human. hehe
Tali being adorably funny, as always XD how the conversation should have continued Shepard: Well your alive that's the important part Tali: That's not the point I'm making
Zaeed: "Pile the bodies in the street and burn 'em." Grunt: "Anyone else hungry? No?" Zaeed: "Is there any smell that doesn't make you hungry?" Grunt: "I dunno yet." Grunt is easily the best character. Ever.
9:34 gets me everytime. Thane's son gets arrested for attempting to murder the guy shepard just murdered in front of the police, meanwhile Shepard walks out a hero... Spectre status is priceless.
Joker: "You won't tell Shepard about this, will you? " Mordin: "Shepard won't find out from me." Joker: "... He's standing right there, isn't he..." Krogan Shaman: "I wish I wasn't."
Garrus: "That's unfortunate, hospitals aren't fun to fight through." Shepard: "What is fun to fight through?" Garrus: "Gardens, electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy." Best lines ever.
"What do you suppose the prothean eats? What if it's boiled asari with a side of fried turian? I don't know about Liara but I'm not taking that one for the team." -Garrus
Man, mass effect was so awesome, this hit me right in the nostalgia, i might replay the whole trilogy again. How could they screw up andromeda so badly omg
6:48 I love that Wrex doesn't even question that Shep is telling the truth. Wrex: "Sometimes I don't know if the Normandy's a warship or a travelling freak show."
"How do you know when a turians' run out of ammo?" "When he switches to the stick u his ass as a back up weapon." I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my entire life. :D
"Thresher Maw getting closer" "Tell me something I don't know!" "Metal in truck an excellent iron supplement for Maw's diet! :P" lol i never heard that while playing; God I love Mass Effect!
Fave line " nobody's killed a maw since my turn in the right. Next you'll tell me he's a quint and craps dark matter. Guess that's what it takes to replace me"
haha, I used to take this name too, my YT account was John Shepherd also but renamed to Shepard because ... well ... I'm commander of the Normandy and master of the universe, deal with it ... I should go now
Shepard just looks so disappointed every time he talks to joker.
Got me every time lol
He is just feeling the cringe
hes like ಠ_ಠ
He's just being a perfect vessel for the player.
Shepard just has an existential crisis every time he sees Joker
Shep: "I should go"
Prisoner: "Wish I could go"
Muammar Thangkhiew Shep: no you don't
"Did you steal the cookie from the cookie jar?"
"No data available."
Shepard-Commander, this platform requests a visit to the citadel to obtain a sufficient cookie supply.
"there was a hole :c"
This Shepard face after every Joker line is just killing me xD
ಠ_ಠ
"Thresher Maw getting closer!"
"Tell me something I don't know.!"
"Iron in Truck an excellent supplement for Maw's diet!"
I don't often laugh my ass off at video games, but that right there did it.
Wow! It took me reading that conversation in text to realize Mordin was being a Smartass and not just reciting random trivia. I miss the subtle humor of Milky Way Mass Effect
@@godofawesum223 That was not Mordin, that was Padok Wiks. Probably. edit: nvm.
@@ThePlatineist It was mordin
"What's the matter Vakarian? You chicken?"
"I don't even know what that is, though I've heard everything in the galaxy tastes like it."
Gets me every time
Get it becauusde...Turians are..birfhdds... and chicken is a birds
@@keisufederationmapping2748 its because people compare every taste of meat to chicken. Like people always say alligator meat tastes like chicken etc
@@eloolodiiie why did you feel the need to reply this to an obvious shitpost
"Warlord Okeer is dead"
"Of course he is, you're with Shepard"
I love the inclusion of Shepard's blank reaction with every stupid thing Joker says.
ಠ_ಠ
Wrex: "Sometimes I don't know if the Normandy's a warship or a travelling freak show."
Or a soap opera. XD
Definitely.
Or a weird club
Tali: So you're a real, living Prothean?
Javik: As apposed to a fake, dead one?
Me: Yes, a Collector!
I wish she said that.
I, too, have seen that comic.
"Raise your hand if you haven't been killed before."
-puts hand down slowly to pout-
"No Data"
Touché
"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."
Still my favorite.
vh2k This store discriminates against the poor
when you need a problem shot, ask a turian.
when you need a problem talked to death, ask an asari.
when you need a new problem, ask a salarian.
when you need a problem fixed, ask a human.
hehe
Words to live by.
When you need a problem shoved "right on your ass", ask a Krogan
Damn right.
More like: when you need your problem headbutted, ask a krogan
You humans are all racists!
If you throw us out the airlock, we will still live. Geth do not require oxygen.
Matthew Bay
Nice.
Matthew Bay which is odd because in the cerberus reports they mention Shepard dying of exposure and cold boiling instead of just asphyxiation
Wasn't Shepard found dead on a planet? Wouldn't Shepard then be burned up because of reentry into the planet's atmosphere and impact planet side?
Miguel L Yeah that's why Cerberus spent 2 years regenerating her body.
Tali: "Vents... Always the vents..."
Shepard: "You did fine at the collector base"
Tali: "I got set on FIRE!"
Tali being adorably funny, as always XD how the conversation should have continued Shepard: Well your alive that's the important part
Tali: That's not the point I'm making
Zaeed: "Pile the bodies in the street and burn 'em."
Grunt: "Anyone else hungry? No?"
Zaeed: "Is there any smell that doesn't make you hungry?"
Grunt: "I dunno yet."
Grunt is easily the best character. Ever.
Drake thanks alot
Grunt is my hungry baby son that must be proteccted.
Doesn't want to eat ramen
Grunt is awesome, but that honor goes to Garrus.
"your Joker pilot insists i cal myself prothi the prothean, i insisted he allowed me to throw him out of the airlock"
LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL
Love how each Joker scene in ME2 pretty much ended with Shepard like >: |
more like ಠ_ಠ
9:34 gets me everytime. Thane's son gets arrested for attempting to murder the guy shepard just murdered in front of the police, meanwhile Shepard walks out a hero... Spectre status is priceless.
Shep's a Spectre.
Shepard: "What kind of weapons does This thing have?
Liara: "It's a Taxi. It has a fare meter."
Shepard: "Wonderful."
"That's a straw, Tali."
Beautiful writing, 10/10
EEmmeerrrgency InDUCtion PORT!!
"The galactic humane society reminds you that animals are people too." LOL
Joker: "You won't tell Shepard about this, will you? "
Mordin: "Shepard won't find out from me."
Joker: "... He's standing right there, isn't he..."
Krogan Shaman: "I wish I wasn't."
"Analysis: Defenseless herbivores are no match for guided missiles" lol
The look your Shepard makes when talking with Joker is priceless
like this ಠ_ಠ
7:28: "You don't want to hear a drunk Elcor sing".
Me: Yes I do!!
TIPSILY: ANNAGOTTA DAVITA - HICCUP NOISE - BAB -SLURRING WORD0 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
5:03 "I don't need luck. I have ammo!"
Grunt, how I love you so.
I love how every time shepherd talks to joker, he looks like he is done with jokers shit xD
Tali-"Youre a real, living prothean?"
Javik- "As apposed to a fake, dead one?"
Javik the troll
your Shepard legitimately scares the piss out of me
i am a biotic God.... FEAR ME!!!!
+Silent Gamer2015 ...charge!
Charge
Hey buddy! Your drunk now sit down be for you hurt yourself.
''But you are forgetting something''
''What?''
''I'm a Spectre Two''
''UGH MY ARMMM''
''You'll live''
If Garrus calibrated that gun sooner we could’ve killed the reapers in like 20 minutes
Lol watch the video Garrus ascent to godhood. Yea he literally can
Everything that Ken Donnely says is gold.
"You don't act like a dying man."
Now I'm dying.
Because it's a big, stupid jellyfish....
"Is there a smell that doesn't make you hungry?
"I don't know yet"
Ramen
Probing Uranus...
Chill4R3al really?
when i was reading description for uranus i was thinking like yeah it will have good things. d e p l e t e d
Jokers smart comments + Shepards face :-| = priceless
ಠ_ಠ
"Guarantee Shepard won't learn about this from me..."
"He's standing right there, isn't he?"
Joker, he's always there.
Samuel L. Shepard.
"How do you know when a Turian is out of ammo?"
"He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon!"
"There's a trauma center near here, right?"
"Ah, fuck it."
ROFL
13:15 the cut from the fish question to the fish tank almost made me do a spit take.
6:09 Liara: "Let it go Liara... Just let... it... go"
I was literally looking for this comment
"So if I shot you dead right now, a drell court wouldn't convict me?"
Lol!
Garrus: "That's unfortunate, hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
Shepard: "What is fun to fight through?"
Garrus: "Gardens, electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."
Best lines ever.
Tali and Garrus are so meant for eachother
If you don't romance tali, garrus and talk hook up
Shame they’re the best romances. I always choose one or the other, so they don’t end up together. Oh well lol
"What do you suppose the prothean eats? What if it's boiled asari with a side of fried turian? I don't know about Liara but I'm not taking that one for the team." -Garrus
Oh my god... The mustache..
14:40 Analysis defense herbivores are no match for guided missiles. Holy shit Ive never heard that before, I nearly died of laughter.
"There was a hole." Best.
i love whenever Shepard insults a species while a member of that species is in his current squad.
Commander Shepherd's fish took the highest casualties in this entire series.
Imagine a drunk elcor singing.
"With Passionate Ecstasy: Eaaarrrttth anngeeelll, earth angel, will you be mine?"
Tali's reaction to knowing what's wrong with Grunt is best
"Really commander?" *sigh,* "Probing Uranus."
Garrus: "this one feels like a flower"
Lol'd so hard! XD
24:49 in, Shepherd straight KILLING IT on the dance floor had me dying laughing.
I should go.
Ishould go.
Aishould go.
Aisha go.
Aishago.
6:12
Oh my fucking god...
+NeutralObjections I KNOW :D, I was just about to comment that wow her face is priceless!!
+Old Aqua Glad I'm on HER side!
"He's standing right there, isn't he"
*Doc from off-screen*
"and I wish I wasn't"
That was Eve, not Dr. Chakwas
Jack's "Just kick his ass!" kills me every time lmao
Having played virtually purely as paragon, I had no idea how much hilarity was missed by avoiding the renegade options. This is gold.
Ahaha the face Shepard does afte joker's jokes kill me
Garrus shooting Brooks and going "You know, I meant for that to be a warning shot... ah, well." is my absolute favorite joke in any game ever.
17:50 The most emotion I've ever witnessed from her.
the face Shepard makes every time Joker makes a crack, I die laughing. the editing in this is fucking perfect.
Renegade Shepard sounds like Archer.
17:50
commence the "i should go" montage
I loved the "Geth dont use windows" conversation.
"I should go."
-Commander Shepard
TO BE THE KROGAN QUEEEEEEEEEENNNN!!!!!
"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."
"can it wait I'm in the middle of some calibrations"
- Garrus vakarian
I love how all of Joker's dialogue is followed by Shepard making a face I can only describe as "disappointed, but not surprised."
-Echoes of Garrus' calibration lines float around every fan's mind-
Legion: friendly fire! Help me Shepherd Commander!
Lol
probing uranus XDDDD
Laughing my ass off right now....
"my Brain agrees with you" thanks Tali XD
God that scene with legion about your armor lol.
Man, mass effect was so awesome, this hit me right in the nostalgia, i might replay the whole trilogy again.
How could they screw up andromeda so badly omg
I love how every line of Joker's is followed by a disapproving stare from Shepard.
This is a pretty good montage. I love how you closed it.
Absolutely brilliant. Thanks for putting in the work to do this, I enjoyed it immensely.
9:18 oh my GODS...
that was great.
Drunken Tali is so cute XD
6:48 I love that Wrex doesn't even question that Shep is telling the truth.
Wrex: "Sometimes I don't know if the Normandy's a warship or a travelling freak show."
I WAS FLYIN OUT IN SPACE WITH MY WOES
YOU KNOW IT, "I SHOULD GO"
It’s funny that shepherd says “ I have to go” as much as Garrus says “calibrating”
"How do you know when a turians' run out of ammo?"
"When he switches to the stick u his ass as a back up weapon."
I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my entire life. :D
The bit about Kelly saying she took care of the fish, followed by them floating in the tank was perfect LMAO
"Throw it out the airlock Commander!"
9:56 That face says "I'm really getting sick of your shit joker".
"Thresher Maw getting closer"
"Tell me something I don't know!"
"Metal in truck an excellent iron supplement for Maw's diet! :P"
lol i never heard that while playing; God I love Mass Effect!
Dat reaction shot after you ask ME2 Joker about "the people we're pickin' up."
"Shepard's standing right there isn't he?"
"I wish I wasn't"
I fucked died
Fave line " nobody's killed a maw since my turn in the right. Next you'll tell me he's a quint and craps dark matter. Guess that's what it takes to replace me"
Fixin' problems is my job ... I should go
John Shepard I name all my files Shepherd so it's Shepherd shepherd
haha, I used to take this name too, my YT account was John Shepherd also but renamed to Shepard because ... well ... I'm commander of the Normandy and master of the universe, deal with it ... I should go now
The look on Shepard's face when EDI said she forgot to filter the Normandy's oxygen makes me laugh every time. XD