What Kind of ASMR Viewer Are You?
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- Опубліковано 18 чер 2020
- Asking some questions and performing some trigger tests to determine what kind of ASMR consumer you are:
00:02:05 Questionnaire (clipboard writing)
00:19:49 Test 1: Ticking Watch
00:24:25 Test 2: Fizzy Tablets
00:38:40 Test 3: Dropper & Water
00:56:20 Test 4: Crinkly Bag
00:59:43 Test 5: Scrunchy Egg Carton
01:02:27 Test 6: Straight Razor Sounds
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He didn’t cut his hair, it just prestiged and went back to level 1 again.
Best comment lmao
Somewhere in a tank of water, his hair and beard are floating lifelessly.
@@j.m.s_3285 56:23 Well maybe not
Mad Moose 666 hahahahaha lmaoooo
I actually love this
When you accidentally press Reset on your Create A Character menu.
When you prestige to get some bloody clothes
This is my favorite one out of all the bald comments
I had a good chuckle over that one
Relatable and my character never looks the same again
That awkward feel moment
His hair was growing too powerful, he became able to bend time and space to his will, yet in his infinite wisdom and humility he decided no entity should have such a power
He broke the fourth dimensional wall through teiring..wow
This man really grows his hair down to his shoulders then just cuts it all off like it’s nothing and the cycle tepeats
Ah yes the cycle does tepeat
*toupeets
I hope he donates to locks of love.
Hear me out on this one, just listen to me, I think he spelt tepeats wrongly its suppose to be repeets.
Cheezy Taterz I think we’re both dumb cause it’s repeats
I seem to be lagging quite badly- Rift's hair isn't loading in for me.
lmaooooooo
the servers are having issues.
his hair unfortunately disconnected.
It's not the lag, the game is pretty graphically intensive, so lower end PC's automatically turn off extra details, such as hair. I recommend getting a new graphics card, but be carefull. Using the wrong one could make the whole world seem bleak and uninteresting, or just downright depressing. I'd have to direct you towards the extrovert graphics card, works like a charm, but I don't use it.
I think the devs said they’ll patch that problem in the next update, but some others said that someone was making a mid to fix the problem, just with less frame rate is the problem. Just an anonymous tip I heard.
Ba(L)dly
And the cycle of watching him grow his hair begins again.
SageK lol 😂
It begins anew
Yes it does
Rest in pieces the wick cut
I'm going bald; I wonder if he'd let me have his next beautiful mane.
See’s shaved head...” does this mean a return to Iggy Manly”
please!
omg please
Oh god please yes
We need this
The hero we need
I just had to go bald due to melanoma testing, so this makes me feel better
I wish the best for your health!
Best of luck for whatever you’re going through right now. I hope that everything turns out ok
May your remain healthy
Melanoma? Mela-no-ma'am!
Make the best of it and go with the flow. Don't think of it as a curse,but a symbol what you been though to those that see you.
Don't worry new people, this happens all the time.
I agreed with you but then I went to look and saw he hasn't done the clean bald shave in over 4 years now
Thx a veteran like me remembers to tell the new ones as well that this happens, sadly I keep on forgetting
I’d like to like this comment but its on 666 likes ..
Back to old school Rift
H... hello?
I thought this was an old ER video in my recommended
Same lol
Yeah same here! I’m a fan of it though.
Me too
same wtf his beautiful wavy locks nooooooooo!!
@@oxidized6755 Let's hope he doesn't magically become less funny after going bald like the nostalgia critic
Old Rift viewer: “wow he has gone back to shaved!”
New Rift viewer: “AAAAHHHHHHH”
Egg man
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@@robertfrench4847 Sports
It's in the game
@@snekzoneone3811 ...
.....
Plot twist: he cut his hair months ago so he could wear a mask, we’re only catching up on his backlog of videos
He did made a video where he removed himself from society and said that all the videos after would be from a backlog... 😀😁😄😅😓
Luke Bradley haven’t seen that one tbh 😂
But I was actually thinking how big is thw time gap between recording and uploading a video..(?)
facts
@Luke Bradley pure fucking magic
I can't tell if i'm happy to see the return of ER's baldness because of nostalgia for the old days of ER, or sad to see the jesus hair go.
hair can grow back, but the old days can NOT come back, so you should be happy
It'll grow back.
Ender Pea that type of length takes years 🤨🤨🤨🤨 screw that
@@plutoboy1564 Not for Rift! I've seen it happen! Maybe a year at least for em.
I think he looks younger without the hair and beard👌
BREAKING NEWS: One punch man's debut in the ASMR industry has shocked the world.
One punch man isn't very ASMR friendly
@Daniel Lewis i have no life
I'm Justin Y's son
He makes you sleep with
One whisper
@@yourmomsafurry1971 no u
Literally best comment 😂😂😂😂
"May I have your age, please?"
No, I'd rather keep it
Never know who might be a Faery.
The bald ER nostalgia is real.
Anybody else feel like ER’s personality changes with the hair?
Strange but true, his asmr seems to become more sporadic and off-kilter with the length of his hair
@@strikervette4142 that's likely because none of his characters have long hair so the longer it gets the less of a "script" he had to follow.
the longer it grows the deeper into the cave of madness his videos descend.
At this point I am convinced that he shaved his hair just for the video
He's so powerful, it will grow back overnight. This is just another Friday for this man
Wouldn't be the first time...
Wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest. But it is summer; all that would’ve been more than toasty
Carl Clausewitz Lol
Brady A 😂😂
He didn't cut his hair, he let his bald grow.
galaxy brain maneuvers here folks
YourMomsAFurry the pfp tho
he can thanos rp now
YourMomsAFurry what is that playlist tho
Wait...
“What kind of ASMR viewer are you?”
Me: *Yes*
I’m surprised that Uncle E isn’t at 1 mil already..
Markiplier?
@@hourshandhacker4194 what
He is now :)
What if this was a video he recorded years ago and planned to put out as a troll video for when he had incredibly long hair? 🤔
Now everyone will be in anticipation of his next video which he will probably wear a mask 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like this guy, he's thinking outside the box...
-intense thinking-
The camera quality is too good
It's very possible.
The general style of this video reminds me more of his old style than his new. And he seem to naturaly frown a bit more than in his more recent videos (while he did frown more in his old videos). The wrinkles on his fingers seem a bit less pronounced than on his most recent video (although it could just be due to the sequences I chose to check).
But his hair and beard seem a tiny bit whiter than they were. Maybe caused by the shorter length ? And his chin doesn't look like it used to.
I don't know enough of his props to say if there is something he didn't have at that time, or not. But, hm... I may just be creating proofs out of thin air, but he didn't use our "brain", and he usually like using it in this types of videos. Does it count as an argument toward the "he did it a while ago" ? I don't know, it doesn't sound too solid to me.
Oh. I didn't see the crinkly bag with the hair inside yet. It matches the color (although with the plastic and light reflection it's hard to say for absolute certain), and definitely doesn't look like a wig. Welp, I guess it's settled.
logging in to see rift cut his hair was a surprise, but not an unwelcome one
We will watch his hair career with great interest :)
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
It can just mean one thing: _the return of Iggy Manley_
I'm more worried about that black eye looking mark he has, hopefully he isn't being abused domestically (unless he's into the rough stuff (°\\w\\°))
We underestimate his hair.
That pronunciation of "comfortable" shaved 5 years off my lifespan
Video: Headphones recommended
Me:
*Places a speaker next to each ear*
Cassius Saldana pfft me
Aaron donald is the best DT in the NFL Ha... ha... ha... your just being a dick for no reason 😒
@@DrMoonAtNight What?
Cassius Saldana what?
I mean, you are not wrong
Okay, digging the old look, that's a throwback.
I mean looks good.
Well now we gotta wait another year for his luscious locks to come back
Baldi's basics is back for another one.
Everyone: who is that?!?!
Me: an old friend
“Please make yourself comfort - able.”
*twitch*
bleep bloop
i read it right when he said it
Nah fam this is UA-cam :p
Come to think of it, I wonder if livestreamed ASMR is a big thing over there?
@@Chocolatebutterjelly you didnt get the joke sorry
1:56 here’s the time stamp if y’all want it
“Make yourself.... comfort able” threw me off more than his hair being gone
Lol cringe anime
@@weed133 "lol cringe" just let people like what they want to like like ffs
@@weed133 your name is literally weed and your pfp is ninja doing the troll face, you are likely prepubescent. Let people watch what they want to, just because anime is drawn and different from western shows, doesnt make it bad
Hmm looks like he loaded a old save was unhappy with current playthrough.
Football Manager vibes
@@Radu-ft3wu fr
Underrated comment
RIP Rift’s mane. Happy to see Classic Rift return. We’ve begun a new arc.
g b pucci achieved heaven and now we’re at the start of a new timeline
The redemption arc
revenge of the smooth
Season 10 of ephemeral rift starts!
ER: makes a new video with his haircut
Me at 3 am: ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
"In which country do you currently reside?"
"Texas!"
"Wait- no- can I change my answer?"
Ar ya winning son?
Texas actually withheld the right to become its own Nation I don't know the exact details
@@BlazRa Actually, I think Texas was its own country for a period of time before being annexed into the United States.
technically texas can split off and becomes its own republic so ur half right
I can’t deny the lack of those luscious locks is a tad upsetting
It was such a glorious look, like he could brutally kick your ass in the politest way possible
Not to mention the BEARD!!!
He kinda look like a egg tbh
@@nightygamez3086 Not quite, he lacks that hump at the top, more like a lovely little coconut.
He looks best with a buzz cut and clean shaven
Something is different. Oh yeah, he's holding a clipboard.
i thought it was the lab coat
knjschrry definitely the black tie
I think it the eye brows
probably the lips
Hello? That black background is practically screaming.
he looks like he has the potential and the will to start a zombie apocalypse
Is no one going to comment on the fact that he wrote down all of the answers on the exact same spot? 🤔
All the comments are about missing hair, completely missing the fact that ER has retractable hair and he is just flexing his powers.
Oh 100%
And then the other annoying ass comments like this one telling us things we already know
I liked but then took it back
SuperSaiyan IronMan ok
SuperSaiyan IronMan ok
i am emo
When I was a kid, my dad shaved his face and none of us recognized him.
This feels like that.
My dad has been bald all over since I can remember
This made me giggle😂
Andres El Guero **shhhh I’ve been here ok I just wanted to make a funny comment**
My two consecutive thoughts were:
“Hey :)”
“Nice head, bro”
I like ya cut g
“Powerful people sacrifice their hair for power.”
-Saitama
I'm going to put this on a t-shirt..
He doesn't even have to
50% of the comments ‘Rift looks so weird without hair’ The other 50% ‘Eyyy classic rift vibes’
And then the other 3% of the comments are annoying ass comments like this one telling us things we already know
Eli's HotHamAndCheese true
Eli's HotHamAndCheese and then there are the other 3% of the comments being annoying and toxic like this one
We’ve reached a total of 106% here
Redstone Block our math is on point today
I still don't understand why he's not an actor yet,
he can literally be anyone:
can be a scientist,
a middle school professor,
a psychologist,
a hippie,
a mad man,
maybe a psychopath,
a villan,
etc.
I would love to see him in some thriller or dramatic movie.
P.S. your videos are fantastic and I appreciate all your effort to make them,
I know another bald dude that can do this!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@Naka047 Here's Johnny
He can even be a drunk survivor who loves art,gets chased every day by some killers at looks like jesus
He is , he is in the horror movie 'What's Beneath' look it up on Google.
hes johnny sins of asmr
56:24 is.....is that his hair....in a bag.....
Also happy Father's Day Rift.
I genuinely appreciate this reset. I’ve leaned on you so intently this week; thank you for being my OG.
Why do I have a feeling that Dr. Clemmons, Korvis Clemmons, and the other inhabitants of the rift verse all just underwent a vicious hair killing disease?
They were compromised and needed new identities
@@beastslayer2174 yo that's a good one
What if it's all a series of prequels until it grows back
Nice drum set my guy
It’s that hair eating virus from Red dwarf
Okay the hair caught me off guard but can we talk about the fact that he has 1.3k videos so much respect. Edit: thank you guys for all the likes that’s crazy it’s at 1.9 k likes right now keep up the great work rift
1.4k
8 solid years of ASMR
Not even mentioning the fact that they are all high quality and clearly have several hours of work put into them.
And he doesn't play ads
Gimme
This man still has one of the friendliest/calmest faces and that is my favorite trigger, ty for coming to my TED talk
I am so proud of how far you've come. :) Love watching your videos. You give me so much inspiration!
It feels like he can control the rate at which his hair grows
He’s breaking and setting the pattern.
@@mcdaviddeservesbetter8 I see what you did there
But can he control the speed at which lobsters die ?
@@salem-p3l He does not control the speed at which lobsters die
@@Cyian don't be so sure. ER is never to be underestimated
I swear the only problem with asmr videos is that the comment section is too entertaining and you just can’t stop reading the comments
Same
Finally, i knew i wasn't the only one 🤣🤣
The ticking watch gave me nostalgia as I remembered in school I could hear the clock in my classroom when we're doing a test, everyone goes so silent the clock can be heard.
Today was quite a day, and you’re the best thing that happened to me all day (after cereals!!) Thank you so much for the tingles 😍❤️🌈
NOOO WHERE'D YOU TAKE HIM?! WHERE ARE YOU HIDING JESUS?
Also John Wick roleplay
Back to the arkham sanitarium where he belongs... xD
Jes`us?
wow !!!! how original ????? calling a guy with long hair jesus ?????? you're so creative keep going !!!!!
@@pooboo242 kay you don't have to be rude
It’s next level how ER takes on different roles with his hair growth. Like this is OG Clemmons man.
“You have very beautiful caruncles” Me: you have a very beautiful Bald head.
my first ASMR experience was actually you! i had stumbled upon one of your videos 5 years ago where you were playing your rhino character and i've been a loyal viewer since!
Sunrise, sunset, one manes ending is another’s beginning
He looks so much younger now that he's shaved his hair and beard again.
Ikr
Fr he looks like he used to look back in 2014
Well he must look like a teenager to you considering he’s no older than twenty five😘
fr
Flash lol I’m still on the vid🤪🤪 bruh moment xd lmao
´
His random smiles at the camera legitimately make me happy :)
i didn’t realize at first and the i was like “didn’t this guy have hair?” anyways i’m super ready to watch this video i love your content so much
I bet you it's a bait and this is just years old unreleased footage, so he's gonna bait us and come back next vid with a whole head of hair
Edit: Well, this comment didn't age well😂
doubt it but that would be based asf
Ben Starzec his hair grows *unusually fast* sometimes
God i hope
That's a total mind twist
Or he kept it and will glue it back on like a deranged Arkham sanitarium patient...
ER's friend entering a room: Hey, dude... Oh shit, I'm sorry.
Sorry for what?
@@FrostyComes Yeah, I see that. Ur daddy give you good advice.
@@XumolsTV It gets smaller when I take a hot shower on it.
Mhmm...
@@12lordarthur97 sometimes.... i pull it so Hard I RIP THE SKIN!!!
Thank you for the thoughtful, carefully curated sounds... Yay to the pocket watch and, oddly enough, the straight razor 😬
56:25 The absolute genius used his own hair as a trigger...
It’s strange seeing Prof. Clemmons in the flesh again; I’ll miss that weird Jesus guy and his beautiful hair dearly.
I legit saw this on my recommended and was confused why it was recommending an old video till i realized this is new and you shaved off the hair and beard. You look good ER
Same, I ignored it thinking that I'd already seen it because not only did he look like his old self he also titled the video like he would have 5 - 4 years ago
Literally same lmao
Honeslty, I love this guy. Thanks for everything. You do it better then anyone else.
Glad to see the evolution went well, I'm excited to see what new powers you will wield in your new (old) form.
Comment section:
99% : about his hair
1%: random stuff
And then the other annoying ass comments like this one telling us things we already know
Wales has the best flag.
I’d like your comment, but it has 69 likes...
@@mcdaviddeservesbetter8 definitely
Now that's a head I haven't seen in a long time.
This is the longest he has gone without uploading 5 days, that's impressive.
This happened because you all wouldn’t stop asking him to do a John Wick role play 😒
Now it's Mr clean role play boys!
Blake YEAHHH UP TOP
Imagine in the next video we see him with fully grown hair as before, as if he manages to grow it back in just a few days.
I think he’s done that before
Its happed before
Only in Arkam sanitariom
Me in 2020: At this point, nothing will surprise me.
ER: shaves
Me: 😱😱😱😱
(Jk ya look great 👍)
Skate 4 announcement was something no one expected
the nickname and pfp refrence no one understood
Bilbo dying was unexpected, too.
I’ve been eatching your videos for a while and i thought you had millions of subscribers, dang i just found out. You deserve wayyyyy more
Holy hell I had to check the date after clicking! You haven't aged a day! This feels like a long form social art project. Spend a long time changing your look, to grow out your hair for a year, to go full circle back to the original look like a time machine. Even the beard is at the EXACT level of stubble! 😲
Brilliant ASMR as always
ER saying “ok” is probably my favorite ASMR trigger of all time
Also when he opens his mouth and does that “b” sound
Guys he trained so hard his hair fell out. He has done it, he broke his limit😳
He’s One Tingle Man!
I’m just a guy who relaxes people for fun.
The double yoshi exploshi😳
You just never know what to expect next with the rift. And that’s why we love it
Thank you, this video was very calming.
Now that the hair is gone does it mean the possibility of another whispering squash video is reopened?
Sequel should be in the works
The Whispering Pineapple featuring Ethan
Hoping this means a return of characters like Margaret, Corvus, and many of the other masked characters he use to do. I imagine it must’ve been difficult with the long hair and beard
WTF it says theres 2 replies but theres 4 tf
I want to see Chris Crinkle again tbh
He should’ve done a shaving his head ASMR lmao 😂
I wouldn't count that out yet.
Don't lose hope, yet!
Omg a Barbershop ASMR Video💈 fucking amazing idea
It would have been a *bald* move to do such video
Whoever that viewer is who's on day something er other of asking Rift to do a Gandalf the Gray roleplay is in for a hella suprise when he logs in.
you don’t have auto-login on? my friend, do i have news for you 😂
What are you talkin about is he going to be the wizard or not?
r/wooosh
its like when you see a parent get older, i love uncle E so much, hes helped me through some tough times. Seeing him age along with me makes sad, but yet happy that hes been with me through the years. Cheers Paul.
I see uncle E has prestiged his hair once again, I’m looking forward to watching the progress
we just went 4 years back with this video
There must be a lot of people new to this channel. I've seen ER change his look several times now. As long as his whispers don't change, I'm good.
Yessss! OG ER! Looking clean, dude!
Reminds me of when I first started watching him around his “ASMR for men” video
Iggy manly never left us
5 years shaved off. We got a young ER now
It's really been 5 years... wow..
Time Well Spent it was barely 2
@@whoosh2968 I was more surprised by how long I've been watching him
I’m not saying he’s been growing it for 5 years, just that he looks 5 years younger...smh
Whitley Bryce dont smh me lmao, smh yourself. you worded it wrong
He actually reset his progress. He’s putting time stamps again
It’s like he chose the “rebirth” option in a game and his hair went away
Dude who runs this Channel. There’s like a million different ppl
can’t tell if ur new here or trolling lmao
@@tylercohen7248 it's a joke ... -_-
Underrated comment
@@legioxiiigemina2845 ladies and gentlemen, the whooosh
Ugly Kid yes
Never expected to see the 2014 Ephemeral ever again
Matt Brt I know, right.
I would love it if you made an asmr video telling us about your experiences growing up in the 70s!
I think he just went back in time during an intense asmr session.
He looks like a scientist from half-life
Edit: this is a compliment
Bruh, I was literally just playing Half-Life like 2 minutes ago wtf
You mean Black Mesa?
"im with the science team"
“Why do we all need to wear these ridiculous ties?”
HellO Gordon!
Don’t be sad that his hair is gone
Be happy that it happened
Eehh, it'll return. We gotta have that CLASSIC prank every once a while.
It's not that deep, hair grows back
Love that you went back to the old look. It’s not important for the asmr but it brings back so much nostalgia. The first candy man, repair man, visiting hours, thfs, santas helper. The list goes on. Love you er ♥️
Man the lighting in this is great