Images That MADE ME WHEEZE on Cards Against Humanity

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 571

  • @Molten_Anarchist
    @Molten_Anarchist 2 роки тому +685

    At this point, this ain't Cards Against Humanity, this is just a group session where Blarg gets together with his friends and they search and share the dumbest shit they can find.

    • @end-1210
      @end-1210 2 роки тому +12

      And that‘s why we are here😂😂

    • @jwatts94
      @jwatts94 2 роки тому +7

      And I'm fukin here for it mate

    • @Parasiteve
      @Parasiteve 2 роки тому +4

      it IS cards against humanity because its inhuman how censored this has to be now.

    • @robbiehere9071
      @robbiehere9071 2 роки тому +2

      Cards Against My Sanity

  • @Timoruz
    @Timoruz 2 роки тому +1363

    Wow, we’ve really gotten to a point where even text based cards are censored

    • @xJokerzWild
      @xJokerzWild 2 роки тому +128

      Had to have been really bad if that chinese orphanage one wasnt censored.

    • @CatsHaveCamerasInTheirEyes
      @CatsHaveCamerasInTheirEyes 2 роки тому +72

      blargs also incredibly careful on not getting pegged by youtube

    • @brachslap
      @brachslap 2 роки тому +43

      The cards were a famous place for killing in WW2 and Grape Ape ....

    • @RazyrDiarmait
      @RazyrDiarmait 2 роки тому +19

      When people get offended by words.

    • @LilyKasumii
      @LilyKasumii 2 роки тому +13

      if you pause you can see them when mcnasty burps

  • @stzyandthestonerboy8712
    @stzyandthestonerboy8712 2 роки тому +1843

    I swear blarg looks like the type of dude that you could just give hugs to

  • @tiltonhopkins2775
    @tiltonhopkins2775 2 роки тому +367

    I spent 50% of this laughing and the other half looking at Moby Huge in the corner just chilling lmao

    • @Heroo01
      @Heroo01 2 роки тому +9

      People keep mentioning it like it's new. How haven't you guys seen it in a single other video? That Moby's been there for aages

    • @precipitationlane9507
      @precipitationlane9507 2 роки тому +28

      @@Heroo01 it's almost as if blarg gains new subs daily

    • @frenchie177
      @frenchie177 Рік тому +4

      I'm glad I'm not the only one that saw that there

    • @roadhog820
      @roadhog820 6 місяців тому

      Fr

    • @Br4ndon2749
      @Br4ndon2749 4 місяці тому

      A year later this is still the case for me😂

  • @SAMPLETEXT285
    @SAMPLETEXT285 2 роки тому +143

    11:34 thank you blarj for the 1 frame of uncensored plankton cake

  • @skyalexis02
    @skyalexis02 2 роки тому +367

    am i the only one still waiting for them to announce that soup finally got his "built ford tough" tramp stamp

    • @user-ww2xk1jw3u
      @user-ww2xk1jw3u 2 роки тому +10

      Damn, that's some Goons lore

    • @GarronGoesGaming
      @GarronGoesGaming 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂 I'd buy $100 worth of merch to see that happen!

  • @ItzBeSage
    @ItzBeSage 2 роки тому +280

    I love how the 3rd and 5th Cards on the top row are uncensored at the beginning of the video but then turn blurry after Blarg opens his private tab 🤣

    • @FaultyWristwatch
      @FaultyWristwatch 2 роки тому +31

      And eventually they become uncensored like the editor doesn't even care anymore 😂

    • @ItzBeSage
      @ItzBeSage 2 роки тому +9

      @@FaultyWristwatch I know right?!?!

    • @Stitched_the_doll
      @Stitched_the_doll 2 роки тому +5

      11:34 no more censor

    • @carrotwizard3900
      @carrotwizard3900 2 роки тому +7

      they also become uncensored when someone makes noise and the camera shakes

    • @SleeprunnerInc
      @SleeprunnerInc Рік тому

      I love how the SCORING UNDERAGE PUSSY one is NOT censored but a WW2 joke that's literally older than most people on the freaking planet is.

  • @turvis7333
    @turvis7333 2 роки тому +122

    Cant wait to turn my volume down so I don't get in trouble

    • @sagenbabin8786
      @sagenbabin8786 2 роки тому +5

      I just play it loud and when my mom asks what I’m watching I say it’s soup and turn it up

    • @eliaslucus2574
      @eliaslucus2574 2 роки тому

      Sooooo tru

    • @DragonSpiderproductions
      @DragonSpiderproductions 2 роки тому +3

      Same I’m at work rn.
      I work with kids

    • @Jungus69
      @Jungus69 2 роки тому

      Hey, you stole my discord profile picture, I want it back

  • @TheRougeSky
    @TheRougeSky 2 роки тому +95

    Moby Huge just casually chilling in the background with a hat on for extra swag points.

  • @Bigpuffer
    @Bigpuffer 2 роки тому +13

    First

    • @Aaron-st5lw
      @Aaron-st5lw 2 роки тому +1

      Dad?

    • @AbrIckWaII
      @AbrIckWaII Рік тому

      11 likes in 6 months. Puffer really fell off. 😔

  • @Will99371
    @Will99371 2 роки тому +3

    There is a split second at 11:34 where Planktons juicy Krabs Patties are not censored. Ur welcome

  • @lazyoutsider35
    @lazyoutsider35 2 роки тому +2

    17:42 I RECOGNIZED THAT BLUR I HAVE THAT MEME IN MY GALLERY🤣

    • @malice6081
      @malice6081 2 роки тому

      Now I'm curious

    • @monsterfanatic5344
      @monsterfanatic5344 3 місяці тому

      I have a distinct feeling that it's either shit, or a prolapsed anus

  • @ja-crispy7984
    @ja-crispy7984 2 роки тому +2

    6:26 hearing that word outside of the app damn near made my balls drop

  • @jacturner6886
    @jacturner6886 2 роки тому +2

    theres a sweet spot of time in the day for me that makes these videos even funnier. it only occurs when I've had very little sleep and its now the next morning at 8am and I feel like I'm hitting second wind. this shit has me laughing in the dirtiest of manners.

  • @Dan-B
    @Dan-B 2 роки тому +22

    The blurring out of the most offensive cards, that have already been seen and aren’t blurred in the edits 😂

  • @Trench_Thumb
    @Trench_Thumb 2 роки тому +121

    It's weird that Matt has the lowest sub count when he's arguably the funniest of the Goons

    • @balllover52
      @balllover52 2 роки тому +20

      I love blarg but im pretty sure soup is the funniest

    • @zack9617
      @zack9617 2 роки тому +8

      Soup is the funniest bro… but blarg is cool

    • @Beckers0115
      @Beckers0115 2 роки тому +9

      Soup is probably funnier as a person but blarg has the best clips

    • @Reddzion
      @Reddzion 2 роки тому +16

      @@balllover52 Soup is funny yes, but the prank calls i'm not a fan of aswell as the random yelling and burping like please i don't want ear damage, Matt in my opinion is the funniest

    • @balllover52
      @balllover52 2 роки тому +3

      @@Reddzion thats what makes him funny

  • @rykerthestriker
    @rykerthestriker Рік тому +3

    Blarg/Matt seems like the guy who would just be bouncing off the walls if he were drunk, but chill and tired if he were high.

  • @Molten_Anarchist
    @Molten_Anarchist 2 роки тому +3

    Lmfao, the censor break at 11:34

  • @yourpsychicfriendfredbear
    @yourpsychicfriendfredbear 2 роки тому +25

    Hell isn’t made up of rings, it’s more like one of those fibonacci sequence spirals that just get infinitely smaller

  • @misterdeath2929
    @misterdeath2929 2 роки тому +5

    I think the worst bit is i have too many of these images saved in my camera roll... Too many being more than zero

  • @sexybarney_
    @sexybarney_ 2 роки тому +67

    I'm sorry I just noticed that blarg has a massive "toy" in the background and just put a hat on it and I now have respect for em
    7:33

    • @Jellokop
      @Jellokop 2 роки тому +3

      Idfk how UA-cam literally does not see this toy in the background

    • @spleens4200
      @spleens4200 2 роки тому +1

      The moby huuuuuuge!

  • @KiddRoxas
    @KiddRoxas 2 роки тому +27

    watching the channel grow has been nuts these last few years. love the work keep it up 🖤🖤🖤

  • @GunterBagsYT
    @GunterBagsYT 2 роки тому +47

    I loved the podcast y'all made and was waiting all day yesterday and today for the mentioned Cards Against Humanity video from any of you Goons, and I saw this and clicked as soon as I could. Thanks for the amazing video, and the amazingly hilarious podcast yesterday!

  • @HafidzMurshidie
    @HafidzMurshidie 2 роки тому +16

    I just watched It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, because I just got the opportunity to watch it, and man does Matt reminds me of Charlie Day.. Does anyone else who watches Sunny feels the same..? They're like the wild card of the gang, has a high voice, and both are funny..

  • @edwardlally9618
    @edwardlally9618 2 роки тому +10

    Facecam back!! LETS GOOOOOOOO WE GET TO SEE THE ARAB MANS FACE

  • @jackiegibson5077
    @jackiegibson5077 2 роки тому +32

    Doo's burps the greatest uncensoring device

  • @agentswan2739
    @agentswan2739 2 роки тому +4

    Certified hood classic

  • @Kyfarus
    @Kyfarus 2 роки тому +12

    0:53 you accidentally didn’t blur those cards also check the bottom left card-

  • @darthmalgus1384
    @darthmalgus1384 2 роки тому +11

    If you pause at 11:34 you will see something spectacular.

  • @atypicalytkid1259
    @atypicalytkid1259 2 роки тому +11

    MATTS PRETTY FACE IS BACK
    ALLAH HAS BLESSED US

  • @YaBoiBiscuit
    @YaBoiBiscuit 2 роки тому +2

    How are these people my comfort youtubers

  • @seezers1296
    @seezers1296 2 роки тому +1

    Bro I was watching this video when I was eating. Trying not to lose your appetite is like level 99 type shit.

  • @andreanecchi5930
    @andreanecchi5930 2 роки тому +3

    at school I cooked pasta with cuttlefish ink , you could use videos the next times

  • @y0daman184
    @y0daman184 2 роки тому +2

    bro uncensored the plankton ass for a good second 11:33

  • @user-jq1os4qp9v
    @user-jq1os4qp9v 2 роки тому +3

    If only we could get an uncensored version of these videos

  • @joshchecks1659
    @joshchecks1659 2 роки тому +1

    Congrats hope you hit that 1 million mark man seeing your channel grow has been so cool 🎉

  • @subsonicslime
    @subsonicslime 2 роки тому +1

    Every burp in blurred the blurs lol

  • @jimmybazata3277
    @jimmybazata3277 2 роки тому +1

    I regret eating food while watching this now

  • @superdeafy
    @superdeafy 2 роки тому +2

    These pics got me laughing SO HARD

  • @soulless_nature
    @soulless_nature 2 роки тому

    The irony of having lawyer ads pop up on these videos is amazing

  • @OkThrills
    @OkThrills 2 роки тому +1

    When you can tell what the blurred images are from your camera roll

  • @loganmoo6605
    @loganmoo6605 2 роки тому

    1:25 lol that soup voice crack

  • @Haunted_Alen
    @Haunted_Alen Рік тому

    14:07 I WAS eating, but now I don’t want to…

  • @sagenbabin8786
    @sagenbabin8786 2 роки тому +3

    This is the first time I’ve seen mcnasty lead the game and not only that be 4 points over soup

  • @JaredR1996
    @JaredR1996 2 роки тому +1

    FBI raiding my house funny moments

  • @dakithedon3311
    @dakithedon3311 2 роки тому +1

    I just noticed the moby huge in the background.

  • @0_exterminatingdaleks_011
    @0_exterminatingdaleks_011 2 роки тому +2

    Why you should subscribe and watch all of Blargs (also know as Matt) videos:
    1) His voice is amazing
    2) He's cute
    3) He's funny
    4) He's amazing
    5) I dunno, just subscribe

  • @candycass
    @candycass Рік тому +1

    I chose the wrong video to watch while I was eating

  • @swaggerthesaucegod8170
    @swaggerthesaucegod8170 2 роки тому

    Blarg's vids just feel like playing games with the homies on xbox live in 2009

  • @SirGoonsquire
    @SirGoonsquire 2 роки тому +2

    Images That MADE ME GAY on Cards Against Humanity

  • @graves.20
    @graves.20 2 роки тому +1

    11:33 there's a split second where plankton's ass gets ublurred, thank me later

  • @TheCerberusOfHell
    @TheCerberusOfHell 2 роки тому

    Been waiting for this since the podcast!

  • @doorsareforopening
    @doorsareforopening 2 роки тому

    3:44 He says that to three Americans like they're gonna get offended

  • @aidenreacts8432
    @aidenreacts8432 2 роки тому +5

    Ah theres my favorite Sand furry! Fuckin hilarious as always Blarg

  • @duckinggroup
    @duckinggroup 2 роки тому +1

    Let’s Goooo!! A Blarg Video

  • @chadwhiteclaw9214
    @chadwhiteclaw9214 2 роки тому +1

    anyone else pause durring the burps to read the censored cards

  • @AshBlossomWorshiper
    @AshBlossomWorshiper 2 роки тому +1

    one day i'll learn not to eat...

  • @Sykeadelick
    @Sykeadelick 2 роки тому +2

    Censoring people with downs doesn’t sit right with me lmao..

  • @lively2774
    @lively2774 Рік тому +1

    Plankton is uncensored for a small bit at 11:33
    Just thought you would all like to know

  • @spencerbankhead2446
    @spencerbankhead2446 Рік тому +1

    Can we just talk about the mobey huge in the background?

  • @gamertamer8333
    @gamertamer8333 2 роки тому +2

    Yo my guy 11:33 you missed something on plankton

  • @bean7250
    @bean7250 2 роки тому +2

    Uhm blarg i just realized but care to explain why there's a giant white snake with a black cap behind you?

  • @braedensmith2377
    @braedensmith2377 2 роки тому

    This is the first time after hearing about it on the podcast seeing the mobey huge as a hat rack in the back round

  • @suravian666
    @suravian666 2 місяці тому

    09:45 My favorite complition of this card comes from seananners

  • @Tgoalie39
    @Tgoalie39 2 роки тому +1

    Thank allah the face cam is back

  • @ImTheRaptor
    @ImTheRaptor Рік тому

    0:52 replay button for Dooo burp

  • @smh190
    @smh190 2 роки тому +5

    Thank you blarg my mother passed today and ur videos helped me through it. Thank you

  • @pikachus0358
    @pikachus0358 2 роки тому +1

    23 minutes of funny moment

  • @yeetslegacyshorts1009
    @yeetslegacyshorts1009 2 роки тому

    Blarg be the one to take being gay with the homies to a WHOLE new level. A Level that doesn't and shouldn't exist...

  • @AarPlays
    @AarPlays 2 роки тому +2

    I can't stop looking at the spinny thing in the reflection of the UA-cam plaque

  • @Spl00sh4life
    @Spl00sh4life 2 роки тому +4

    Did anyone else notice that the plankton card became uncensored for 1 second

  • @poutinedavid8937
    @poutinedavid8937 2 роки тому

    "This is dumb"
    *Everyone still laughs*
    Guess it's hard to find smart memes?

  • @notarrat0767
    @notarrat0767 2 роки тому

    Innuendo… in whos window? What the fuck soup lmaoo

  • @pilotflower4540
    @pilotflower4540 2 роки тому +3

    Love how the plankton butt is uncensored for a small bit of time . LOL

  • @HardPickle
    @HardPickle 2 роки тому +2

    My Arabic friend bought a lot of fireworks and they thought e was gonna bomb a place

  • @DetectiveCam
    @DetectiveCam Рік тому

    BELT JERKY
    IM DYING

  • @yofoshizzle66
    @yofoshizzle66 2 роки тому +4

    Damn I tried to point out a certain card he had that went with almost every question card and they instantly flagged it😂

    • @yofoshizzle66
      @yofoshizzle66 2 роки тому +1

      I laugh but I'll probably be getting a visit from the feds now

  • @doreenroeser6452
    @doreenroeser6452 2 роки тому +1

    Plankton though 🌝

  • @Scep57
    @Scep57 2 роки тому +1

    MAKE UP YOUR MIND ARE YOU GONNA CENSOR BLARG’S CARDS OR NOT, EDITOR???

  • @gamingbeast7646
    @gamingbeast7646 2 роки тому +1

    Plankton unedited for 1 sec at 11:34 ( make sure it’s paused when you click time)

  • @artechvixen5282
    @artechvixen5282 2 роки тому +10

    To blarg’s editor,great job dude but the censors on the words disappeared when you zoom in on the burp at 0:53

  • @stubbs038
    @stubbs038 2 роки тому

    I hate I was eating ramen when spaghetti dog gif came into play

  • @Shrek-iv8gu
    @Shrek-iv8gu 2 роки тому +1

    The Censoring was so Inconsistent lmao. One moment something would be censored then it wouldnt after a transition. Even plankton ass got exposed for a second there

  • @tht1channel507
    @tht1channel507 2 роки тому +2

    Now I’m waiting for the FBIs funny moment video

  • @markflorimbio5699
    @markflorimbio5699 2 роки тому

    Facecam is back on his gaming channel. Let's go!

  • @zuluwakadudu1744
    @zuluwakadudu1744 2 роки тому +3

    i cant wait for the day that blarg says "thank you guys for one million" instead of "if you are new here, please sure to subscribe as we are on the road to 1 million subs!"

  • @lukialex7941
    @lukialex7941 2 роки тому +4

    When you need to save your energy for this stuff so you keepin the Podcast chill

  • @royceadkins3189
    @royceadkins3189 2 роки тому

    Casually noticed the giant "statue" behind him, covered by a hat. Good sir, are you okay?

    • @vixsuitsandmore3130
      @vixsuitsandmore3130 2 роки тому

      Their is now a reason why we don't have vids of him walking

  • @Bistren
    @Bistren 2 роки тому +2

    0:52 did editor forgot to censor or nah?

  • @austincurtis3164
    @austincurtis3164 Рік тому

    The blurred the card ten seconds after they were visible so it was pointless😂

  • @D1g1talMess
    @D1g1talMess 2 роки тому +2

    11:33 Your editor forgot to keep the censor up when Doo said "well..."

  • @colinbartlett3812
    @colinbartlett3812 2 роки тому +2

    Ajr at the start?

  • @christianfuhrmann5647
    @christianfuhrmann5647 Рік тому +2

    Could we ever get uncensored versions of these? If you put it on something like patreon, I'd support it 💯

  • @trevorduncan5214
    @trevorduncan5214 2 роки тому

    Eating lunch and watching this video was not the way to go😔

  • @wyvern_warrior
    @wyvern_warrior 2 роки тому +1

    8:30 decent meme but points off because the chicken eggs we eat aren't fertilized potential life, but a bodily discharge.

  • @nunyabidnez529
    @nunyabidnez529 2 роки тому

    Something no UA-camr has probably ever heard
    Thanks for the sub reminder Blarg! because I wasn't subscribed to you for some God forsaken reason

  • @Heroo01
    @Heroo01 2 роки тому +11

    Oh god bless the editor for giving us that frame of cheeks at 11:33

  • @monroerobbins7551
    @monroerobbins7551 Рік тому +1

    Genuine question: why are they censoring folks with Down syndrome?

  • @timbomb374
    @timbomb374 Рік тому +1

    I love how the game is just an excuse to show weird memes at this point.

  • @Chase72
    @Chase72 2 роки тому +1

    11:34 forgot to uncensor