Jokes That Made My Friends REGRET INVITING ME
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- Mario Kart moments that drove me insane
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21:00 "Guys--GUYS I got second place ^w^"
*clapping ensues*
Blarg is just the little kid that the nice group adopts in every lobby. They hate each other jokingly but they are proud parents of the little one 😂
Smit7y : yaayy.
Puffer and soup :👏👏👏👏👏
Pezzy : good job matt.
That little "Hello!" at 13:29 as Wario jumps with joy is just so well timed!
you again! Based spyro pfp btw
26:47 EVERYONE DESCENDING INTO MADNESS WHILE SOUP PLAYS THE RECORDER GETS ME EVERYTIME
Blarg playing mariokart is one of the greatest things that has ever happened on this planet.
I have been loving all the Mario kart content
I like how Matt’s character always looks like he’s having a Vietnam flash back.😂
Matt looks like he’s having Vietnam flashbacks constantly so it fits
😢don’t say that to jafar he’s still recovering from his skin not being in the mw11
its the blarg character design staple
Probably having PTSD over his parents who passed in 2001.
Flashbacks to his mario kart wii experience
I like how Matt is the calmest person in this video
Matt’s little “Yay!” at 15:08 while everyone screaming is hilarious…
You can replace 80% of the dialogue in this with the punisher freaking out
Man, if Matt learned how to jump off ramps he might be good at Mario Kart.
If he switched his kart build as well
9:45 I have seen this race from both GRIZZY and SMII7Y, and I still say, the most PTSD inducing Mario Kart race I’ve ever seen……
ALL OF THOSE BLUE SHELLS, hitting so many times….. 🤣
Bro soup had me dying 23:18 cause of the siege video when he calls wendys lmfaoo
B A C O N A T O R
*salakahamwasamwandandut*
@@MemesAndStuff wait is soup actually saying something? I just assumed he was say random sounds that sort of sound like an asian language.
I love how Matt is quiet any time there’s chaos happening
Blarg I do give credit to the oil and the tax payers jokes, they were not ignored because I laughed. Love you man
I know you probably don't take requests, but can you please do:
* 150cc/200cc
* All Shells
* All Mushrooms
* Boombox
* Bullet
You can call it the "One Night in America" setup 😅🤣
You mean One Day In Highschool? 😂
Can’t wait for blarg to hit 1 million subs he deserves it
Yes
I can’t wait either lol
i love how quiet blarg was while everyone was screaming!
I love how people are saying” this video is so good” IT JUST GOT POSTED ONE MINUTE AGO AND UTS THIRTY MINUTES LONG STFU
The blue shells really helped give blarg the advantage. He got 5th place!
20:44 I do not know who's high pitched scream that was BUT I FUCKING LOVE IT LMAO
it’s pezzy lmao, when he plays horror games that’s all you hear 💀💀
marlin cars tips:
jump button on ledge of jumps (ramps, wiggly ground, ect) for boost
when you have antigravity on- run into the blue pillars in the road for boost, run into other players for boost
boombox beats blue shell
look up cart setups for your specific character. everyone is different based on weight
Blarg you probably won't read this but I made that same eggnog joke on one of your twitch streams and got a chat ban...I demand reparations😭
Matt you uh… you’re just genuinely bad at MK, even without the abnormal chaos.😂😂
Matt's races are fairly peaceful compared to the other views
im in the comment section nerds
That "boom" at 8:32 sounds like the scare sound from Naughty Bear - which is also a game proposal for goons gaming if y'all plan on uploading again this year :p
Wow that was a great video
indeed
im watchin this eatin pringles, they good pringles, very yummy, sour cream and onion (overrated but i like them because ready salted is eh, salt and vinegar makes the sides of my lips swell for whatever reason and everything else eh)
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@@paulwiley8279 true
wow what a great video
"I've never played 200 cc's, I'm ready to meet God." 🤣🤣
I’m gonna *beeeepp* kill you, Grizzy!!!😂😂 27:55
That ending was the hardest I’ve laughed in a long while, holy sh*t! 😂
With the amount of Bullet Bills that were present at the first couple of races, I could use a minigun and never run out of ammo
posted 28 seconds ago and already a certified hood classic
Who did you pick for your violet starter?
18:39 when my wife finally takes her pants off
Blarg, why did you touch me on the playground when we were 6?
I thought soup was going to say "here comes the sun" for the Tokyo blur map
There’s golf in wii sports!! Time to make Smitty toxic for 30 minutes!!
4:35 editor needs to chill. Literally cut 2 frames, and my broadcasting degree can't take it
It's a wonderful day for some conservative Mario Cart 😊🛒
That lakitu that helps you from falling be like : okay, ima gonna help you, but i'll take your paycheck, and i won't stop helping you, so i can have all your paycheck :)
Hi blarg
For being a car enthusiast blarg has worst driving than Muslim women
my partner asked me why i talk and act the way i do, i now realise i have the goons personalities trapped inside me always fighting one another
Matt: do cars matter?
The cars from the cars movie: am I a joke to you?
blarg makes being in last place fun
The way you all talk to one another, I think you all regret playing with each other...wait let me rephrase
blarge why are your vids so quiet. i have my volume up all the way and it sounds only a little above half way volume wise
Smii7y has a point in the lobbies everyone is calmed and gentle but while they're playing on the racetracks everyone is so crazy and negative at each other
how ya doing blarg?
space frog
I’m fr the first cause I’m just built like that
I just woke up from a fat nap and I see this. Forever grateful. It’s the little things in life
Use the plus sign, and it shows statistics for the items you were swapping out.
Literally, video is not safe to be drinking ANYTHING while watching.
I can’t believe this black on black hatred 😢
blarg youre so close to 1MIL!!!!
LEAVING COMMENT FOR MY DEAR FRIEND JAFFAR, DEAR JAFFAR, AT 23:12 it may have in fact been droid there attacking you. i hope this comment gives you more money except smitty because ha ha you can have the next one deviious face; i think you make more money right???????? >:(
I always love seeing Matt's Mii character
Long live Mr Blarg
22:58 Why is there a banner with a ballsack on it over Wario's shoulder.
The chaos has returned
Omg you Drive like me Son and he is 3 years old 😂
I've been excited for Blarg to finally hit 1M subscribers but damn it's sure taking its time
Robert Pattinson
I love Grizzy and all but mans literally did everything BUT Bananas only. He did banana and squid but not bananas only.
Wait until he learns you can drift and jump off ledges to gain speed
6:23 Me being allergic to dairy, recently found out they make eggnog for dairy free people called nog. I kid you not.
Blarg I love you right, watching you drive is painful. Please for the love of god choose a car with better handling stats. Godspeed.
Puffer needs a hinderance during these races because he is to good
Why does nobody but Pezzy ride a bike? And for a better chance at winning races, you can hit the drift button when jumping off a ramp to do a trick, and you get a speed boost
Blarg is the greatest black man.
It's April of 2023 and we still don't have bananas only.
This is a great video
Hey blarg, how are you enjoying the two songs Sleep Token just dropped?
Top 10 favourite Mario Kart Streamers is Matt, on every place
I’ve noticed that all of Blargs videos have a asian The rock In The bottom right when you full screen
I know this video is two months ago but always thought the blue shells flew up into the air and then exploded on t
First place
Great vid
you didnt hit 1 mil by the end of the year. im unsubscribing and reporting you for false advertisement.
Is it just me, or is there an Asian Dwayne The Rock Johnson in the bottom right corner of the video?
I don’t usually take the time out of my day to leave a comment but it hurt watching you lose like this
Did anybody see the little Asian square on the bottom right in the video? I just noticed it😂
by the time this was posted for 6hrs, the sub counter was already atleast 1k off
YEAHHHH GET BLARG 1 MILLION LETS GOOO
i love when my internet shits itself and the audio breaks, so Matt says "My brother within CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRhist"
I cant believe i have been here before 100k-200k
Its been a long road blarg
u uploaded at the same time as game theory
blarg i support you but i want to friend you and play with you and your friends 😄
literally took my 30 minutes
i chnaged it so many tiems
i hope you read it at all
This is my first time watching Blarg with my girlfriend and everytime Blarg gets back into 7th place, she goes “aw”
bet all those salty sensetive people are gonna be pissed about all the black jokes
i wonder if you read these comments because i took off my bandaids to type this. WHY ARE YOU OVERLAPPING FOOTAGE?! 24:50
What
I doubt you're going to see this but if you push the plus or minus button on the switch controllers, it shows you the kart, wheels, and parachute specs like speed acceleration, weight, and traction
why are these last vids volume so looooow :(
I know Matt probably doesn't care but does he know he's using one of the shirtless kart combo's
the wok johnson in the bottom right corner
Anyone else notice the wok in the bottom right corner of the video?
Why grizzy character look like lil teccas