Crabs are bottom feeders, don't really have brains, and are essentially a prey species. So long as they're parasite free it is completely acceptable to consume them on an industrial level. If it can't recognize itself in a mirror its probably fine to kill it. Literally too stupid to live.
Jokes aside, this is one of the most brutal and horror film like conveyer belt machine ever created. It really looks like something from a horror film especially if you replace the crabs with humans.
i bet 1000 years from now they'll look back on how we treat non-human animals the same way we view medieval torture today cause everyone back then used to support medieval torture and anyone who spoke against it we considered radical no different if some vegan came and called this out altho im still going to eat crab thats my great grandkids problem
@@turtleman8968 Literally every other animal does the same shit without a care in the world, we are animals just like every other animal, except we got machines to do things for us.
Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HANDSOME GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear m
@@jrrj59 it's the meme, of the recording. They're not actually saying "money money money" either. Point of my comment was how with other memes of this variety, they keep the screaming sound effect going well after the crab is dead. Here they cut it right after the mangling is done.
@@BenCostaII for fuck sakes i watched it without the volume. Due to your lame ass comment i assumed you were refering to the screaming that would have been coming from them afterr they would be cooked. Pointless conversation. God damn just let i go haha!! People be sentitive. Think ya trollikg when ya not. Gotta get mouthy.
@@killdozer7792 your greed with money and being cheap has landed you in a tough situation, as you can see at the end of this conveyor is a device that will separate your head from your body in the blink of an eye, to be free all you have to do is rip off your greedy claws from your arms. Live or die, make your choice.
Yeah, because it's soulless. It's not cruel, but it's staggering in the cold and disrespectful approach that is required to feed billions upon billions of incompetent consumerist imbeciles that could be cannibalized instead.
Crab prep by hand is brutal & honestly dangerous. It involves very sharp blades needing a lot of force to get anything done, slicing into something that creates sharp edges made out of minerals & proteins foriegn to your body. *And it also produces flying shards along with tainted water vapor due to the crabs being cooked so fresh.* So, over time you *WILL* develop a shellfish allergy, if you don't lose an eye or a finger while working a crab line. Which means it's a job that literally injures 100% of those who do it long enough. Also the machines have to be robust enough to overcome the exoskeleton.
The idea of a crab army marching in line while rhythmically chanting “MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!” is the most beautiful and terrifying thing I’ve ever heard…
Jokes aside, this looks very brutal. Imagine being strapped to a wheel while your face is 2 seconds away from being shredded by a saw and you can't move
Well on one hand yea that would be terrifying, but most likely these crabs do not have the smarts to know what is happening and it is also near instant death
Yeah but remember, looking isn’t always the same as the actual feeling. And yeah they don’t really know what’s going on and even if they’re alive they don’t feel much lol
Im almost certain these are snow/birdeye crabs which have that reddish hue to them when raw. This machine removes the carapace which is the quickest and, while it looks brutal, most humane way of killing the crab.
Real question: why tf are crabs the hardest things to damage but also the easiest things to kill? It’s such an oddly specific species to be a literal organic oxymoron
The Jellyfish finally get their revenge on Mr. Krabs by creating a factory for the sole purpose of cloning, torturing, and killing Mr. Krabs for as long as that factory has enough energy to power those death machines.
Most common comments are: People crying about animal cruelty and not realizing the crabs are already dead before this process. People saying it's just wasting meat when all it's doing is ripping off the top shell part that people don't eat. People saying this is how aliens would process people. People saying it builds crab army when played in reverse.
Shit like this is definitely a joke but the possibility isn't zero. Anything with non zero probability given enough tries will happen in this universe. Now I'm scared
this reminds me of ai safety problems, and the humans i imagine as the crabs. the inevitability of it all. and ignorance of the severity of the situation those crabs are facing. the truly unstoppable force those crabs must overcome to end this genocide against them. i don't think they are going to rebel successfully.. i don't think they will even be aware that we are at war. all they think is "money, money, money"
@@Cooliostuff So its okay to take someones life because they do not "suffer consciously"? Dont answer, I know humans dont cherish life and take things for granted, killing things when its convinient for them or just for fun. Thats just how this world works, infested with humans. One would think our high intellect would lead to an era of prosperity and peace and not self-destruction. Too bad humans choose to ignore the things that made us special in the first place, such as compassion, as its not beneficial to ones self-interests. Thanks for coming to my TED talk, have a good time.
This is a 12-story block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive here and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these...
my best guess is that its for canned crab meat, and tbh yeah canned crab tends to have shell shards in it NFJNSL... makes sense. not as much as you'd think from how violent it is, though!
Why am I watching multiple videos of crabs dying horribly
Thank god 🙏 I'm not the only one
Me today
The crabs dead alredy
@@shinjimakimano843 that's good to hear
Because why not 😂
Ironically money is exactly the right word to describe the situation the crabs are in.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@Nicholas Milligan human is delicious too!! u should try 😉😉
They are dead so fuck em, don’t let them go to waste
Crabs are bottom feeders, don't really have brains, and are essentially a prey species. So long as they're parasite free it is completely acceptable to consume them on an industrial level. If it can't recognize itself in a mirror its probably fine to kill it. Literally too stupid to live.
@@jamestheminorbender9725 What is with you kids on youtube bragging about cannibalism?
Being a crab in that machine must feel like a Dead Space death scene
The crabs are already dead
@@kingcamelot1395 didn't know, didn't care
@Marius based og reference
@@kingcamelot1395 I hope
@@troyward5463 thanks my hands were kinda empty, yours look too, could you hold deez?
Jokes aside, this is one of the most brutal and horror film like conveyer belt machine ever created. It really looks like something from a horror film especially if you replace the crabs with humans.
can we?
i bet 1000 years from now they'll look back on how we treat non-human animals the same way we view medieval torture today cause everyone back then used to support medieval torture and anyone who spoke against it we considered radical no different if some vegan came and called this out altho im still going to eat crab thats my great grandkids problem
@@turtleman8968 Literally every other animal does the same shit without a care in the world, we are animals just like every other animal, except we got machines to do things for us.
@@heemro4356 yea and most animal don't even wait till they're dead to start tearing into them. nature is violent.
@@DETECTIVESPACEMAN09 yep, preferably they eat while the animal is alive, so they end up suffering way more
If you ever wondered what Plankton was at university for:
Mechanical Engineering
Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HANDSOME GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear m
And mr Crabs in the navy
Wumbology, the study of wumbo.
@@nw3473 unfortunately not
"I want the formula Krabs!"
"Over me dead body, Plankton!"
"That can be arranged"
*fires up machine*
I really appreciate how quickly the screams quiet down after the splattering in this one.
They is not screaming. They are boiled to death. That is just the gas inside escaping after being cooked. That being said. Super messed up either way
@@jrrj59 it's the meme, of the recording. They're not actually saying "money money money" either.
Point of my comment was how with other memes of this variety, they keep the screaming sound effect going well after the crab is dead. Here they cut it right after the mangling is done.
@@BenCostaII for fuck sakes i watched it without the volume. Due to your lame ass comment i assumed you were refering to the screaming that would have been coming from them afterr they would be cooked. Pointless conversation. God damn just let i go haha!!
People be sentitive.
Think ya trollikg when ya not. Gotta get mouthy.
@@jrrj59 tf are u on
@@jrrj59 What??????? Did you watch the video???
"these crabs are dead, they just don't know it." 🎅🎅🎅🎅💵🦀
Good one
🎅🎅🎅💸🦀
🎅🎅💸🦀
🎅🎅🎅💸🦀
IdkSterling
I am responsible for my own home page
The fact someone designed the machine to operate that way. Looks like a SAW film.
Jigsawfish: "Hello Mr Krabs. Would you like to play a game?"
@@killdozer7792 your greed with money and being cheap has landed you in a tough situation, as you can see at the end of this conveyor is a device that will separate your head from your body in the blink of an eye, to be free all you have to do is rip off your greedy claws from your arms. Live or die, make your choice.
@@SHADTHLAD Beautiful. Bravo, bravo.
Of course it's supposed to operate that way, what else would it do?
@@commanderzavala9328 Make for a very elaborate C&B torture device?
Even without the screams of horror, this shit is terrifying.
Yeah, because it's soulless. It's not cruel, but it's staggering in the cold and disrespectful approach that is required to feed billions upon billions of incompetent consumerist imbeciles that could be cannibalized instead.
@@thespecter6416 uh
@@thespecter6416 yeah cannibalism would be better for population control and theres so many people its infinite food
@@thespecter6416 um 😶
@@dietmilk2676 world hunger solved
Im always so surprised about the effort that goes into these crab machines.
Crab prep by hand is brutal & honestly dangerous. It involves very sharp blades needing a lot of force to get anything done, slicing into something that creates sharp edges made out of minerals & proteins foriegn to your body. *And it also produces flying shards along with tainted water vapor due to the crabs being cooked so fresh.* So, over time you *WILL* develop a shellfish allergy, if you don't lose an eye or a finger while working a crab line.
Which means it's a job that literally injures 100% of those who do it long enough.
Also the machines have to be robust enough to overcome the exoskeleton.
I’m surprised at the lack of effort that went into this edit
its 6 spoons tied to a motor
To the crabs, this machine must be some H. R. Giger-like hell scape.
to the crabs this machine is nothing, they are already dead.
*Don't let this distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold Spongebob's soul for 62 cents.*
*Damn right!*
6 million crabs
Do you think he could have gotten more?
@@4rumani 6 billion crabs
@@4rumani lol good one
If you play it backwards, it's like the creation of a crab army
The idea of a crab army marching in line while rhythmically chanting “MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!” is the most beautiful and terrifying thing I’ve ever heard…
I wish I could see that instead of murder
Crabs are underwater spiders
@@brapa1190
Even so, they're much better than land spiders.
200.000 crab are ready, with a million more well on the way
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
Better hope Aliens dont do this to us🤣🤣🤣🃏I can hear the Politicians already. . . MONEY MONEY MONEY AHHHH!
Nah this video is in reverse, they don’t want us to know about crab factories
Oh shit your right
@@magicsasafras3414 you're*
@@PANZERFAUST90 yru'eo*
@@jessiemasters8123 🤣
@@PANZERFAUST90 😀
Remember when mr krabs made a machine just like this for jellyfish? Well can you feel it now mr krabs!
tha feel it naaw mr krab ?
WTF
Patrick that’s not a ride
Definitely feeling it now
Can you feel it Mr. Crabs?
Can you feel it Mr. Crabs?
Can you feel it Mr. Crabs?
Can you feel it Mr. Crabs?
Imagine being in the back of the line watching everyone infront of you die like that ☠️
That be fucked up
PETA be like:
XD
What sort of psychopath engineers a machine like that?
*Money!*
squidward is definitely behind this
One that likes money
@Nicholas Milligan crabs are yummy 😋
It works efficient so likely it was a capable and smart engineer
In some alternate universe, crabs are doing the exact same thing to little tiny humans.
CRAB people! CRAB people!!
Taste like crab, talk like people
Crabs are people! Clams are people! Legit or quit
Humans on a conveyor belt like this and that swinging arm rips the top off our skulls 💀
South park that actually scared me as a kid LMFAOOO
@@luukas2660 a fellow follower of brewis ginley I see
This man must have a deathwish 🎅🎅🦀💸
This is literally the quake 4 stroggification scene
At least the Strogg put replacements...
🤣🤣🤣 your guys comments has me dying
You just gave me flashbacks I didn't need thanks
I have some glitch video's of quake 4.
_"literally"_ 🙄
Jokes aside, this looks very brutal.
Imagine being strapped to a wheel while your face is 2 seconds away from being shredded by a saw and you can't move
Well on one hand yea that would be terrifying, but most likely these crabs do not have the smarts to know what is happening and it is also near instant death
They’re already dead
They are already dead tho
Yeah but remember, looking isn’t always the same as the actual feeling. And yeah they don’t really know what’s going on and even if they’re alive they don’t feel much lol
@@memeteme99 they do indeed feel things, but they're dead in this case so...
"this man must have a death wish" 🎅🎅🦀 🤑
Imagine being reincarnated as a crab then going trough a machine like this
But you’d be reborn as a prince 🙏
Holy crap that's brutal
:Edit how does this have around 6k likes
Holy crab, you mean? ;)
Alan,
You are a genius. 😆
@@Alan-jl2vc damm you beat me to it 😄👍🏻
@@Alan-jl2vc good one lol
Brutality! Butcher wins! Flawless victory.
This is the kind of video you watch twice at 3 am
Atleast it's good
Why stop when watching it twice?
Only twice?
twice? You mean *_THE ENTIRE FUCKING NUMBERS OF MALDEBROT SET?_*
Oh yeah
Why is this so brutal yet so satisfying 😅
This crab is already dead, it just doesn’t know it yet
🎅 🎅 🎅 🦀 💰
Thats the most metal thing I have seen today.
*Money!*
*Crabcore* is a sub-genre of Metal, after all.
is is howz dey endz up before de Foods Libraries.
Don't worry, they are already dead...
@@moonshinetheleocat1235 they aren't
Crab opener : "Omae wa mou shindeiru"
Crab : "Money ?!?!!?"
Underrated
Lol
This is how krusty krabs gets his meat for krabby patties
I need 1 hour version
"So how much will I be paid for this?"
"Don't worry about that Eugene Krabs, just enjoy the ride."
A cow and Chicken reference. Classic
Holy crab that looks gruesome
Edit 1 : Holy crab I haven't seen that many likes in my life 1.4k
We should do that to people... 🤔🤔🤔🤔
@@Deadassbruhfrfr u good ?
@@iqlegendm only certain people. You know, the one's that deserve it. 😎👍🏼
@@Deadassbruhfrfr agreed 😂
@@Deadassbruhfrfr no, nobody deserves this
They told them they would get free money
I'm just loving the money part😂😂
This machine just handing out MKfatalities left and right
YES
This is actually horrifying... imagine if an alien race who liked the taste of humans put us in this machine
Then may I go in a giant blender, with booze. Lots of booze
Terrifying yes but really not the most painful way to go out. These aliens could boil us and that would be way worse
I hope it does happen
@@OrganizationXIII You are well aware that you'd most likely be on the chopping block too right?
@@Jaquan1254 that’s fine with me.
We do it to animals who are breathing beings!
So why not have it done to us and see how we like it?!
That's some saw level of contraption right there
I love this channel
Pretty sure the crabs are already dead, guys. Usually crabs are sort of this grayish greenish colour when raw, and only turn red when cooked.
@@rl2769 but what is that machine doing? Destroying them?
@@Quartx130 kawaii momo
Im almost certain these are snow/birdeye crabs which have that reddish hue to them when raw. This machine removes the carapace which is the quickest and, while it looks brutal, most humane way of killing the crab.
@@nikosfilipino :) the more u know, gracias for the facts
@Okurat Warmiański
It's the only efficient way to skin a crab
This is gruesome but I'm still laughing cause the scream ends so abruptly
Yeah
Gets better everytime i whatch it
@@derekbenavidez4564 uuuhh
The entire food industry after realizing crustaceans can in fact feel pain (they don’t care): 😋
This is horrifyingly hilarious
Hmm so this is that mortal Kombat the kids where taking about
Ok boomer
@@Yas-rr8ke the only thing he has to do to kill you is the mere phrase "you know how we went to school?"
@@Yas-rr8ke ua-cam.com/video/guXzjIKRr7c/v-deo.html
@@pawanas7270 this better not be a rickroll.
@@Yas-rr8ke nope it ain't
My sense of humor has devolved so much to crabs dying
Edit: yeah sherlock, they’re already dead
edit 2: yeah sherlock, they’re alive
They're already dead
They are alive
I believe they are
I hope they are
@@lolicon453 cringe
@@SanguineThor no
@@lolicon453 uncringe
Real question: why tf are crabs the hardest things to damage but also the easiest things to kill? It’s such an oddly specific species to be a literal organic oxymoron
This is the most horrible thing I've ever seen happening to a crab
The Jellyfish finally get their revenge on Mr. Krabs by creating a factory for the sole purpose of cloning, torturing, and killing Mr. Krabs for as long as that factory has enough energy to power those death machines.
FACTORY
Imagine getting reincarnated as a crab🦀😨
Well, at least you'd get reincarnated again quick!
Most common comments are:
People crying about animal cruelty and not realizing the crabs are already dead before this process.
People saying it's just wasting meat when all it's doing is ripping off the top shell part that people don't eat.
People saying this is how aliens would process people.
People saying it builds crab army when played in reverse.
add another one for that one fucking weirdo saying he thinks cannibalism is the way to go
@@kettynhowell4497 That too XD
@@kettynhowell4497 I mean it’s not a bad idea. Better use of resources than burying people.
They aren’t dead
Wait till aliens realize that there are many more animals on earth that doesn't carry guns.
In a parallel universe, this is the machine the crabs use to process humans.
“Your laughing”
“Thousands of crabs being killed by the second”
“And your laughing?”
I need one of those machines for the kids in my basement.
👁👄👁
Same for the ladies who I invited at my basement
sus
Shit like this is definitely a joke but the possibility isn't zero. Anything with non zero probability given enough tries will happen in this universe. Now I'm scared
I noticed you said "For the Kids" and Not "For my kids."
That’s literally going to be our hell.
??? Soo in our hell we get strapped to a conveyer belt and cut in half to die even tho we are already dead? This is big brain.
@wall clock Cant wait to see what they have in double hell.
@wall clock 0.o
@wall clock the 69th hell is the place where nobody stays a virgin. Hopefully you're into tentacles
@@Dark_Lieutenant Likely not hell, but hopefully reality soon. I heard meat of your kind digests the best.
“The scooper only hurts for a while”
**slams table**
28 crab wounds!!!
Giving animals too many ideas for when they take over humanity I ain’t part of none of it
So your expression after seeing email strike is "Ahh" just like the video
Sadness :(
People sensitive these days. They should be in one if those 💀
@@wert556 shut up what about posting some more useful content
@@j8thgen479 boiii stfu and get off the platform. Go outside once in ur f###ing life 😂
@@wert556 why are you talking like you know me . That’s a weird trait people have online
this reminds me of ai safety problems, and the humans i imagine as the crabs.
the inevitability of it all. and ignorance of the severity of the situation those crabs are facing. the truly unstoppable force those crabs must overcome to end this genocide against them. i don't think they are going to rebel successfully.. i don't think they will even be aware that we are at war. all they think is "money, money, money"
This kills the crab
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial! Can you say the same?"
dang. even the Imperials were not this brutal in their torture rooms.
this is some dwemer-level sh!t right here
That fucking got me good 🤣
Lmao I just played that last might
I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!!
I’m starting to feel bad about eating crabs now, Jesus Christ.
They are already dead. They were cooked before this process
nah, this is a fast and painless way to go. it looks brutal, but it's better than other ways to kill crabs
Go vegan
Crabs are basically brainless and do not suffer consciously
@@Cooliostuff So its okay to take someones life because they do not "suffer consciously"? Dont answer, I know humans dont cherish life and take things for granted, killing things when its convinient for them or just for fun. Thats just how this world works, infested with humans. One would think our high intellect would lead to an era of prosperity and peace and not self-destruction. Too bad humans choose to ignore the things that made us special in the first place, such as compassion, as its not beneficial to ones self-interests.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk, have a good time.
"are you feeling now Mr. Krabs?"
Crab was like yay finally we get to ride a rollercoaster Timmy!
I've never had crab in my life and I think I won't ever have one now.
More for me 😋
@@marcussmithwick6326 aye man lemme get some.
So did you just think crab meat magically appeared at the store before this video?
@@rickkcir2151 Yes of course. I thought they grow on trees and you gather them like a nice ripe bottle of orange juice.
@@kaystephan2610 Crab juice sounds delicious.
Brutality
Plankton looking at this for ideas
the crabs getting killed was disturbing!
Theyre already dead lol this just gets rid of their shell
This is a 12-story block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive here and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these...
Ahh a fellow observer of Monty python, good day to you sir.
Oh how the tables have turned after Mr.Krabs exploitd the jellyfish.
Now I can’t stop picturing this happening to a human
Mr krabs redemption line
Does it seem like a very inefficient system? I feel like there’ll he a lot of shell shards in the end product.
I think they have people manually take shells of the meat or probably use some sort of machine to clean it out
@@patatas08 Makes sense.
my best guess is that its for canned crab meat, and tbh yeah canned crab tends to have shell shards in it NFJNSL... makes sense. not as much as you'd think from how violent it is, though!
Vegans malding as I happily eat my crab cake
sending this to my vegan friend :D
Do it.
Don't worry guys, this is just the crab maker machine played in reverse
The Crab is dead already if iam not mistaken when the upper shell getting ripped off
Yep
This went from amusing to gruesome real quick😂
The krabby patty secret formula
Don't forget that Mr Krabs tried to drive Plankton to suicide.
FATALITY
Imagine being a crab and those being your last moments. Good thing they’re already dead otherwise this would be animal cruelty
They are dead before the beheading?
Even though they're already dead, it's so gruesome... I can't stop watching
Yeah great this is in my recomendation section
the footage is actually put in reverse. it's a crab factory
RAINBOW FACTORY
Definitely Quake 4 vibes...
Welcome to the factory where they make Mr Krab shells as a food to eat
when the description said educational purposes only then i gave a ittle respect cuz man if those crabs were still alive i would cry
I feel like this is an inefficient way to get the crab meat. Lol
its not, its the best way actually
Well if capitalists are doing it, you're probably wrong.
Why is this so satisfyingly funny
When mom lets you keep the change
not me dying of laughter cuz the sounds😭
Crab's notorious serial murderers on death row colorized
Quake 4 Stroggification be like.
Holy moly the machine just obliterate the top half of their head in an instant
The Crabcentration Camp