Assassins Creed Valhalla in a Nutshell
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
- Today we play Assassins Creed Valhalla.
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I love that almost every game nowadays has large quantities of water, not long before dehydration will be no more in this world!
Yessir
Is is a game based around vikings, is be disappointed if there was no accessible water
I love water physics and graphics in games, something about it is so calming!
That’s ridiculous, seawater is not drinkable.
Apparently by 2050, water will actually be the most valuable/demanded resource in the world. So yeah
Civilian casualties will result in desynchronization
*CONFUSED SCANDINAVIAN SCREAMING*
type Screaming Marmot
in youtube
VAAA?
🤣🤣
of course, you're supposed to enslave them...let me guess, can't do that either
HVAAAAA FAEEEEN HVORFOR KAN JEG IKKE DREPE USKYLDIGE MENNESKER SÅNN SOM FORFEDRENE MINE GJORDE!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!
*Kills civilian during literal viking raid*
Game: "UH OH! That's a no-no, you're not allowed to murder people during your literal raiding and pillaging of their homes."
Good thing vikings irl never killed civilians raiding.
@@AlexBrown230 man, imagine If they did so... would've been gruesome
Gotta love ubisofts dedication to historical accuracy
Technically Assassins Creed games have always forbade the player character from killing civilians. However they definitely should have allowed it in this game.
AC rogue lets u kill civilians but u will get bounty hunters if u do so
This is Assassins Creed, don’t kill civilians!
Also:
This is a Viking game! don’t... kill civilians?
it's a viking assassin game so yeah don't kill civilians because assassins don't kill civilians so damn obvious
At least it isn't Odyssey where you Slaughter like 50 highly trained spartan soldiers in a city, just to have some jackass farmer try to take you on with a fucking shovel
@@mrenigma1564 You’re joking?
@@dot2225 i'm pretty sure i'm not
@@mrenigma1564 Well why would a viking not kill civilians? And viking assassins... I’m actually laughing. This games dumb.
For everyone complaining about the "No killing civilians" thing, this is actually historically accurate.
What raiders would actually do is capture the civilians alive and take them back across the North Sea to be sold into slavery. However, there's no slavery mechanic in Valhalla. 2/10.
Yes nice
@sven kip woah calm down there buddy
Slaves where preffered, but you have to break a few eggs. I remember, hearing about a viking with the nickname ‘child-lover’, because he refused to kill children. Therefore, we must assume civilian lives where not a priority unless they where in a proper age and Health for slavery.
they probably killed the men and the old then rape the women then the children and the women will be sold for slavery. But Vikings only seek raiding as a "final option" for survival.
@@leoffemiruen2028 no, spme did it for the money
I've taken to injecting copious amounts of water into random stranger's bloodstreams. This ensures vampires stay sufficiently hydrated.
dam this is a man who knows what the people want
@@ModestPelican dams help make electricity AND keep people hydrated, so Epic pog.
@@ModestPelican you right
I am the 400 liker of this comment and the 150 liker of modest pelican gaming’s comment but yet nobody asked
@@Mohamedo2007 and I am the first liker of this comment and thank you dude
Did you know that 90% of you reading this aren’t hydrated, I’m not angry I’m just disappointed
sorry dad :(
@@Star_Killer go get some water and I will forgive you my son
haha currently drinking the arctic ocean bot
@@liamwilliams8529 good boy papa peli would be proud
I drink 3 or 4 liters of water a day I think I'm good
Every time Papa Pali uploads, I thank my dad for using a broken condom on that fateful day, so I can be here now to enjoy all the hydrated Christian content
dam that's a wholesome story ty for sharing mate.
@@mogul188 what
"This looks so sick I can't wait to roleplay a merciless Viking raiding and pillaging!"
*Civilian casualties will result in desynchronization*
"oh"
Is that enough for you not to get the game?
Why is it you can murder every last person in a city in AC oddessy but in Valhalla you kill 2 people and it's back to the last checkpoint, so dumb...
It’s because they weren’t merciless and didn’t kill randomly and unnecessary
@@jamestoye9251 They were raiding tribal savages what they didn't kill they kidnapped.
@@NapoleonBonaparde they weren’t savages they were looking for a new home yes they raid but if they were to see children they would start slashing them
As each year passes by assassin's creed becomes less of an assassin's creed and more of a completly other game...
Tru
The only thing assassins creed is climbing
Yeah, i love those games but they definally aren't assasin's creed no more
In my opinion origins was the last assassins creed game that was about an assassin
Just wait till assassins creed Templar. Don’t even have assassin training, just the sword and god on your side.
As long as you stay hydrated the game doesn’t matter
true mate, true.
My GF:
I might not be hydrated but I’m high, that’s half way there.
Im going to use this some day
@@ateez4thgenleaders cringe
you have a girlfriend?
Your girlfriend is wrong. That's one quarter of the way there. 'Hy'-dr-at-ed. :)
@KEANU MCGUIRE True that, true that. Kudos mate.
Love how Ubisoft somehow managed to make a viking game out of reused assets from ancient Greece
how
@@asterion2499 he prob means all the ruins that were left over by *romans*
Vikings found those statues and probably kept them, just like we do with statues or paintings from ancient times. Same with the buildings, out here in Europe it's quite common to see historical or ancient roman or Greek buildings preserved in capitals or big cities, most often used for important functions like parliament or town halls. So if these buildings are still here right now they were also still there when the vikings arrived in these areas
Cut the hate for no reason
@jume1019 well the Roman's controlled England for a while
Imagine the lads rolling up with a battering ram and you just go round and open the gate before they can use it.
“But seals don’t belong on land, what fun.” 🤣🤣🤣
This mod for Odyssey has incredible production value. Respect to the modders
No. Just no.
It’s so much better than the abomination that was assassins creed odyssey.
@@leedan6618 yes
Dude you totally forgot that Valhalla is a AC Origins Mod added upon it's already existing Odyssey Mod.
@@leedan6618dude odyssey is amazing
“Game of Thrones season 8 hurt me more than my childhood trauma ever could.” I felt that.
Game of thrones is shit
@Kyel ! yeah predicted it after season 7, which also sucked bad. My friends didnt see it at the time, but after ep3 of season 8, they kinda got the hint
Yesterday my friend had to put his 16 year old cat down. He was really sad so I went over and shoved him in his pool till he stopped crying...and moving. Now he’s both hydrated and happy.
👏🥺
What a wonderful story you did what you had to mate
Good job brother
Almost believable.
The world needs more people like you
When he said “sweet sweet raw materials” I heard Sweet sweet ramen noodles! I must be hungry.
And dehytraded
I thought this was going to be a serious review summarizing the most important aspects of the game, I was pleasently surprised
Papa pelican: **commits arson**
Papa Pelican: so anyway yeah, I’m a model citizen.
Pov: Youre really early but dont know what to comment
I see you
@@ModestPelican what about me i drink lots of water
Thinking about something to comment and then instantly forgetting it is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
You're* wouldn't want you to be wrong
@@ModestPelican no modest pelican, I read you
You know your early when he’s replying so much what a legend stay hydrated
you're the legend mate.
@@ModestPelican papa im drinking water
@@ModestPelican i see what you did there. legendary mate!
That 99 mining Runescape reference gave me Flashbacks :(
I love modest pelican commentary. It’s very unique. I get a good chuckle here and there.
You know it’s gonna be a good video when you hear “hi lads and lasses”
This is my comment tho
legend :)
So every video 😳
@@ed5806 exactly
@@ed5806 big smort
intro idea:
hello lads and lasses, modest pelican here, if you enjoy this video, please become the pope of the vatican and rewrite the bible to prove that god is in fact a pelican, as this would really help spread the good word of my channel
Fantastic
*wheeze*
Take my money, you genius
I was going to say something like that
I hope we see this next video
Civilian lives were not vikings priority, well at least the “good ones” i.e the Raven clan. In the cinematic trailer, there is a shot where eivor spares some civilians and tells them to leave. This is also highlighted in the game with the “killing civilians will result in desynchronisation” as it’s not accurate to eivor
what i loved about that bit was that it was a woman and two young kids. they've just killed her husband and burned her village, but, yeah, let em go and starve in the woods because we have hearts of gold...
The “don’t kill any civilians” rule is normal, since… Yeah… Eivor is supposed to be the good boi and all...
Yeah because they totally cared about people's feelings, especially when they were conquering and looting and raiding those people
@@AverageAlien don’t worry he said sorry after burning down their homes
"Because Assassins Creed" literally the most relatable line.
Lol ikr 😂
Before you scroll down, take a sip of god's nectar
STAY HYDRATED.
thanks bhai
Why would you withhold such crucial information?
hey man, i usually have a comment about dehydration and stuff, but im going through some tough stuff recently and i wanna thank you because your videos make my day every time you upload, keep it upand dont let haters bring you down!
The fact u can’t kill civilians in a Viking game !!!
What an abortion this game is
Come on guys we all know vikings never did that, i mean sure they took slaves, looted and pillaged but kill civilians? Never, not even indirectly.
@@AlexBrown230 please tell me you’re joking
@@sk8ermGs No i'm totally serious, vikings only looted, pillaged and took slaves but they always left people alive, they never killed any civilians ever. I'm not being sarcastic at all.
@@AlexBrown230 you are most definitely wrong there friend
my aunt was yelling at me this morning but luckily im aware that its just her body distressing over her lethal levels of dehydration, i proceeded to do what any skilled medical professional would do and unziped my fly to give her a sip of some chemically altered water. Together we can end world dehydration.
☠️
Pelican: I can't understand why the people in this city aren't welcoming to my kind
Also Pelican: So I steal a horse
Just watching and today my English teacher actually said “Stay classy” at the end of class. Good to know that he’s staying hydrated and spreading the good word of the channel
Intro idea: how’s it going lads and lasses, modest pelican here. If you enjoy the video make sure to provide sexual favours for your principal so that he’ll tell everyone to subscribe to modest pelican gaming on the morning announcements.
Thats a real good one haha
Vulcanic Outlaw thanks
when you mum says the boilers broke : my mum 😭 : me : we can’t DRINK EVERYTHING!!
i really lost it at 1:39 bruh he just absolutly obilderates this smal fishing boat
The village is nothing if they don't stay hydrated. VIKINGS, DRINK YOUR WATER!
I love this non suspicious English speaking pelican
ty mate
@@ModestPelican thanks for replying to my comment you just made my day keep going with the vids...have a good one and stay hydrated
same
6:03 really starting to sound like a real estate agent there
This guys commentary is hilarious - well done for keeping this entertaining
"Also, wow, i guess we used all the pillows and blanket for HER california king bed." I legit spit my food out.
"50% of people can't whistle so if you can be proud of that"
*immediately begins whistling at 3am
Intro Idea: Hi lads and lasses, Modest Pelican here. If you enjoyed this video, Please go to the flat earth society and force them change their theory from a flat earth to a pelican beak shaped earth as it really helps spreading the good world of my channel
wouldn't work its a mouthfull
bro idk what ur talking about, they did change their theory to that thx to u, good job mate this comment got me all like hahahahaha : ) it got da funnis
@@RyanWhyan I under the unfortunate circumstances of dehydration wrote that stuff. I don't remember nothing
@@arthurmorgan6594 well next time make sure to stay hydrated mate : )
@@RyanWhyan Of Course. Frequently drinking water between beers is Papa Peli's Playbook Rule #69
It warms my heart to see so many of us spreading the word of hydration. I am glad I am hydrated today, I wouldn't have been if Papa Peli didn't remind us. It's confusing that I never knew that when people said Jesus would come back from the dead, it would be an Australian Pelican. At least he is spreading the good word.
When youre so early so you just write:
If you arrived to the end: congrats be safe and stay hydrated.
Thanks dude, 'preciate it.
3:08 You're telling me killing civilians desynchronizes you in a VIKING game?? Ubisoft what went wrong?
I don’t game, looking into this game for the vikings but looooool your commentary. You are a beautiful person.
Intro idea: hey lads and lasses modest pelican here, please go to college and become a teacher and make a school called Pelican Paradise and teach kids that pelicans are the the true bird and to kill any others on sight. This will really help support my channel.
Assassin's Creed is a good french fries.
Uh...ok
Ok i understood that reference, Gato tryna pull a sneaky
Secret message received
Hehe
Its the special secret way of communication of the brotherhood
I literally drowned a woman.
*S H E. BE. HYDRATED. NOW. DOE*
You hydrated her for the rest of her life
@@jonahaskelandsviknes2178 it wasn't long, but you know. The little moments mean the most...
@ So true
Intro idea: travel to a different country and commit several war crimes and when asked to testify against yourself simply state: "subscribe to modest pelican gaming" and don't answer any other questions because this really spreads the good word of my channel
Randvi is by absolutely all means not the leader, she was essentially gifted to sigurd as a bride to make peace between two clans, eivor actually outranks her and is basically the Co-leader of the clan who gets more work done than anyone else, eivor eventually becomes jarl passing even sigurd
Monetization is cool, but hydration is cooler, and that’s facts :)
very true
Intro idea:
Hello lads and lasses, Modest Pelican here. If you enjoy this video, please marry into the Royal Family and appoint a pelican as Governor-General of Australia, as this would really help spread the good word of my channel.
This is just a friendly reminder to never simp for girl and to always stay hydrated
Never spend your diamonds on a hoe. Always make a pickaxe
I just realized I was drinking water right before modest pelican got recommended to me. I was ready for this
Actually the first 'review' channel/video that has me laughing a lot throughout the video. I really love it thank you
3:58 I died laughing so hard 😂😂😂
"Civilian casualties will result in desynchronization"
But in Odyssey, you could do that...
Are you telling me being able to kill civilians as an ancient greek is alright, but not as a *Viking* ?!
how is youtube even allowing that profile name
in valhalla you are an assassin, in odyssey no
@@froid0003 you do know that both games rely on a skill tree, meaning you can go as a warrior in Valhalla as well?
@@user-zn6xl7bx1s even if you choose play as a warrior style, eivor still are an assassin and the creed says to not kill inocent so it make sense
You could do a lot of shit in odyssey, like jump off Taygetos and not die
Intro idea “Hi lads and lasses, Modest Pelican here. If you enjoy this video please kick down the local school door with an AK-47 in hand, aim it at the kids, put down the gun and politely ask them to subscribe to me as this will really help spread the good word of my channel”
2 years later and this is still one of the best Assassin Creed videos on UA-cam
I was waiting for your take on this after watching Jackfrags' Video earlier today🤠
hope you enjoy it mate :D
Love your work you bloody legend😄🙏🏼
Gotta admit that's a really well animated pet cat.
I play gta San Andreas with a bucket of water next to my gaming Christian set up and with my bible and listening to the smooth pelican singing a Christian song
I'm opening up my mind to more than the gtav and hitman content on this channel and I'm liking it
"She takes arrows to the face like a champ", or, many ounces of sour cream, a real champ...
The last time I was this early, the corona virus was still treated as a joke
They always say
"where is modest pelican?"
but never say ...
"how is modest pelican?"
that bitcoin part aged well 😂
This bloke sounds like his favourite TV show as a kid was Four Corners
5:20 , while trampling an old fence , "But there is a line" XD
Nothing like being a Viking like taking orders from a woman who never existed.
And killing women leaders who didn't exist either.
Nothing like the good old historical revisionism 😏
So much for,”historical accuracy”
@@DenAssassin a diehard save attempt
Assassin's creed never attempted to be 100% historically accurate. What kind of historically accurate game has holograms, ancient anthropomorphic beings, various apocalypses, and a chip inside every human?
Nothing like whining about women
I’m in the middle of class but this is for sure prioty
ty mate
@zac elbey yeah I didn’t know how to spell it but i wanted to show support anyways
Bruh the Viking age ended like a solid 150+ years before Altair expanded the assassins order beyond Syria, what even is the story of this series? After Desmond died the story has made zero discernible progress
U didn’t play assassins creed Origins? The assassins of the crusade weren’t the first assassins. Play the games if u wanna understand
@@toodapack4975 I did play it but yeah that’s my point the story makes these weird twists that haven’t really done much for the plot. Like the original Desmond saga locations all tied back to how Desmond was born and the path his ancestors took. That made all the locations significant (for me at least) the fact that Desmond’s ancestors did all this cool shit and now it’s up to him to do the same. But no he just becomes a martyr. Yes he is noble and saves the world and I doubt anyone else could do what he did, but they could’ve also just gone a different route with the story if you wanted to stretch the games out so long like this. If the conflict isn’t actually resolved then why kill off the character everyone was attached to so quickly (game time speaking, I know the games were made years apart and stuff). It felt like we only scratched the surface of the kind of world changing that Desmond was capable of. Thats why I say the AC series is making no real progress with conflict resolution. TLDR: I’m not attached to any of the new characters; the stories of the newer games is forgettable; brings out some weird out of place plot decisions that don’t make sense.
@@shoon1093 Yeah I loved Desmond too, with him a modern day story was actually feasible. They killed all chances of that. I see what ur saying now and ur right the old games definitely held more significance I just wish they’d do another trilogy like they did with ezio, bayek was a missed opportunity for sure
@@toodapack4975 Bayek was a solid character with very good writing I gotta say, origins had a solid main character that could've competed with the likes of Ezio and Altair from how much he could add to the story and you know the co-creator of the whole bloody assassin's order. Very much a missed opportunity indeed good sir.
Um assassins viking yes
Thanks for the knowledge that 50% of the people can't whistle never thougth I would learn something in a Modest Pelican video.
Great job building those wells, "gotta stay hydrated ". You Legend
Just a friendly reminder to stay Sufficiently hydrated at all times have a great day
So true
I don’t know what happened, I pushed my sister in a wheelchair into the sea off a cliff because she was thirsty but she hasn’t some back home yet I wonder if she’s hydrated yet
Rule number 1. You can't hydrate someone with salt water. Rule 1 should be don't try to kill your sister but it's actually the salt water rule.
@@bP-yr3po Rule number 1 this is a joke
@@imnobody6490 yah no shit. Thanks for cueing us in.
bruh momento
True fact: a tattoo in the 800-1100 A.D. didn't include any ink. You just had your skin scarred in the shape you wanted, and it was so deep only black marks were left to show for it.
Back in mid evil times people brought their livestock inside their houses during the winter months. You literally lived with the livestock all winter long. Could you imagine the smell!?!?
"Civilian casualties will result in desyncronization"
I'm not buying this game.
Seriously, that was it for me. Not that it would be the only thing I'd do, but it's a fkn Viking game...
@@GameLorePage better than having an awful bounty system where you get 2 mercenaries coming after you for literally self defense
@@GameLorePage its an assassins creed game. not a viking game.
@@faryd7067 I think the selling point was that it's a viking game, not an assassin's creed game.
@@kanglongshankz3313 Yep. but in the end it's an Assassin's creed game. The problem here is Ubisoft trying to please everyone, the marketing of this game was awful
Nice but I hope everyone at your village is staying hydrated.
group of women fights group of gay men, this is future of Assasin's Creed.
Yeah thanks to feminist (which can be boys too)
well you can choose to be male, soo...
Huh?
@@DurpyKraken he’s mocking that feminist want women and gay people in assassins creed and women be the main character of the game
@@riokeast393 Holy shit, are people still bitching that you can choose between playing a man and a woman in Assassin's Creed now? this was literally the ideal solution for everyone.
This guy is really the "25 buttholes" from Oldschool Runescape but real voice and more games. Lmao w0w!
Me playing gta:
HOLY SHIT MODEST PELICAN IS IN MY GAME
*Starts filling beer bottles with water
Imagine if this game had the for honor fighting system.
Honestly i wouldn't be mad if they merged for honor and AC
No views:
120 Likes:
Everyone 12 seconds:
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Hey papa peli. Just wanted to tell you I’m staying hydrated and I want to die less now.
that's good to hear mate!
2:38 Eivor: How many times do I have to say it? Loot first then burn!!!
I love the raiding unlike other games your crew actually comes off the boat with you
I'm so hydrated that that I'm here a month late
To spread the good word of your channel, I had an artist paint a picture of a pelican and then snuck it into a Viking history museum and had it put on display.
yea it looks like the same old ubisoft creed games.. empty open world with nothing interesting where you chase after icons and meaningless loot
As opposed to the meaningful loot.
@@SubtitledArabicSongs Big time
You’re the type of person to skip dialogues and cutscenes
You got right on the dot
@@clairvoyance672 you should with Ubisoft gams
You had my subscription at barneys tramp stamp and Jesus's face tattoos 😂❤
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