"Egirl" Vs "Alpha Male" | My Response To SNEAKO

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  • @Skippyxlxlxl
    @Skippyxlxlxl Рік тому +5625

    "A little car accident never hut nobody, bro" - Sneako 2023
    That feels like his gravestone quote.

    • @Skippyxlxlxl
      @Skippyxlxlxl Рік тому +120

      Fuck I spelt it wrong

    • @QuincyQuinn95
      @QuincyQuinn95 Рік тому +52

      @@Skippyxlxlxl editing exists, my guy

    • @Skippyxlxlxl
      @Skippyxlxlxl Рік тому +195

      @@QuincyQuinn95 Belle Delphine’s heart is going to be gone, it’s going to disappear man if I edit.

    • @pinkkfloydd
      @pinkkfloydd Рік тому +91

      It's in line with that one dude who got stabbed whose last words were "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

    • @IndustrialBonecraft
      @IndustrialBonecraft Рік тому +5

      We can only hope.

  • @sadboimiddy8586
    @sadboimiddy8586 10 місяців тому +748

    "For 50000 a month I will shut the fuck up" is single handedly the funniest Patreon tier I've ever seen

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus 4 місяці тому +21

      Such a waste of money though, not like she uploads anyway.

    • @Elkianz
      @Elkianz 4 місяці тому +21

      @@plebisMaximus probably why she doesent :))) /s

    • @KillMe-w5z
      @KillMe-w5z 13 днів тому

      That's cause people subscribe to that tier and the month that no one subs to it she uploads lol

  • @hidden4115
    @hidden4115 Рік тому +4882

    no trigger warning for the white woman jumpscare? what the fuck

    • @user-hk8yp7cw1v
      @user-hk8yp7cw1v Рік тому +81

      8:34 got him ha 😂

    • @entityontheinternet
      @entityontheinternet Рік тому +103

      A lot of People have PTSD from being yelled at by white Woman during the Pandemic, the Lack of a Trigger Warning is deeply upsetting

    • @hansbloodsmith
      @hansbloodsmith Рік тому +43

      I'm literally shaking

    • @javidaderson
      @javidaderson Рік тому +10

      Ya, that took me out.

    • @thomasg6362
      @thomasg6362 Рік тому +6

      ​@@entityontheinternet you can't be serious

  • @antigrav6004
    @antigrav6004 Рік тому +1614

    I love that he's trying to dislike her but can't.

    • @AlteraLin
      @AlteraLin Рік тому +228

      Only a matter of time before he confesses his love for Mommy Shoe.

    • @thejuice8583
      @thejuice8583 Рік тому +47

      @@AlteraLin real

    • @emmab7858
      @emmab7858 Рік тому +83

      its kinda cute ngl XD

    • @RaichuWasCancelled
      @RaichuWasCancelled Рік тому +60

      Bro is embarrased but he's embarassing himself more by trying to be in denial

    • @sylis7158
      @sylis7158 Рік тому +17

      @@emmab7858right? like it’s so surreal to see him like this

  • @Hoare726
    @Hoare726 Рік тому +5846

    "She's so close! She's almost there!"
    Sneako hyping up his girlfriends boyfriend.

  • @shmellomello
    @shmellomello Рік тому +18458

    If Shoe can get an "alpha male" type to say women are funny, she has obviously become too powerful.

    • @anameyoucantremember
      @anameyoucantremember Рік тому

      You really think that guy is an alpha? LMFAO I mean, all that alphashit is just bs, but if it was true, that dude would be a lowly beta, barely

    • @FutilityOfReason
      @FutilityOfReason Рік тому +498

      "alpha male type" 😂🤦‍♂️

    • @env0x
      @env0x Рік тому +46

      lmfao

    • @garafanvou6586
      @garafanvou6586 Рік тому +64

      Hail the nalpha males

    • @bb-3653
      @bb-3653 Рік тому +53

      Please put that in quotes 😂

  • @pinkkfloydd
    @pinkkfloydd Рік тому +13499

    Women will never understand the horrors of penis inspection day during high school gym class.

    • @pinkkfloydd
      @pinkkfloydd Рік тому +594

      @@Kleines97 If only I could forget like they can...

    • @jmirsp4z
      @jmirsp4z Рік тому +175

      in 2023, they can :D

    • @vinorob
      @vinorob Рік тому

      Is that like the lessons in the Army, how to clean your dick properly

    • @TexasChodeHouse87
      @TexasChodeHouse87 Рік тому

      ......wait, the fuck?

    • @badmoose01
      @badmoose01 Рік тому +95

      This but unironically

  • @Craft-wq1es
    @Craft-wq1es Рік тому +957

    "So do not preach the ancient wisdom to me, Nicholas. I was there when it was written." -ShoeOnHead, 2023

    • @freddyjimenezguerrero6879
      @freddyjimenezguerrero6879 7 місяців тому +8

      That right there made this video completely worth it.🤣

    • @leonsunu1209
      @leonsunu1209 7 місяців тому +7

      Honestly, that line + that she used *Nicholas* was kinda menacing lol

  • @lt_r3p0rt
    @lt_r3p0rt Рік тому +2966

    It’s worrying how abstract the thought of “agreeing with someone on some points but disagree on others” has become

    • @italianspiderman5012
      @italianspiderman5012 Рік тому +238

      True, black and white mentality, i blame the American political system.

    • @mitchellhouser1572
      @mitchellhouser1572 Рік тому +65

      Nope either someone is evil and wrong or good and correct. That's it.

    • @joka_jinx
      @joka_jinx Рік тому +33

      It’s insanity, some of my favorite UA-camrs are cancelled because of a disagreement

    • @mitchellhouser1572
      @mitchellhouser1572 Рік тому +94

      @@italianspiderman5012 So now you're saying it's bad to be black?? Cancelled

    • @italianspiderman5012
      @italianspiderman5012 Рік тому +59

      @@mitchellhouser1572 yes that’s exactly what I’ve said.

  • @WMMASceneNow
    @WMMASceneNow Рік тому +3743

    You’ll have to forgive Sneako’s lack of knowledge of gamer gate. He was still in diapers at the time.

  • @brudog56
    @brudog56 Рік тому +9478

    Give yourself more credit, Shoe, you're a solid TARGET Belle Delphine.

    • @pctotty
      @pctotty Рік тому +151

      5 Below?

    • @CatsOfSpades
      @CatsOfSpades Рік тому +180

      Family Dollar

    • @kizuhara
      @kizuhara Рік тому +88

      Naw, Walmart

    • @sonni.walkman
      @sonni.walkman Рік тому +177

      She's the ammunation belle Delphine,,

    • @tehlaziness
      @tehlaziness Рік тому +48

      If she were a Publix Belle Delphine, then they could be BOGO'd on certain weeks 🤔

  • @dal2452
    @dal2452 Рік тому +126

    "Tea is gay coffee" don't throw shade at the British, Russian, and Chinese bros like that

    • @andrewponder3855
      @andrewponder3855 5 місяців тому

      Russians get a pass because they put their tea in vodka instead of water.

    • @GamersUniverseOE
      @GamersUniverseOE 4 місяці тому +9

      And Turkish bros drinking more than all of them combined while doing construction ig

    • @davesmith826
      @davesmith826 2 місяці тому

      Not to mention the Indians, who produce most of the world's crop.
      That said, tea is shite. Coffee is where it's at.

    • @gurkenrick2351
      @gurkenrick2351 Місяць тому +2

      @@GamersUniverseOE when it comes to Turks it’s True
      -this comment was written by the Balkan Leaque

    • @Animeminer
      @Animeminer Місяць тому

      @@gurkenrick2351what abt the gayreeks and the Slovenes

  • @mahathirafad9465
    @mahathirafad9465 Рік тому +518

    this woman made sneako break his character
    truly one of the moments of all time

    • @Thatalbinodude
      @Thatalbinodude Рік тому +17

      It was indeed a moment

    • @mwitters1
      @mwitters1 2 місяці тому +4

      hillarious. Even a douche as cringe as sneako couldn't help but fall for the based woman in history,

    • @gurkenrick2351
      @gurkenrick2351 Місяць тому +1

      ⁠​⁠@@mwitters1sneako is like a man from Athens, while she is like a woman from Sparta

    • @erenliebert4576
      @erenliebert4576 24 дні тому

      ​@@gurkenrick2351lmao

  • @Brambrew
    @Brambrew Рік тому +588

    "YOU DIDN'T SKIP THE AD, RIGHT?"
    The look of absolute fear on Sneako's face 💀

    • @QuincyQuinn95
      @QuincyQuinn95 Рік тому +108

      the true white woman jumpscare he wasn't expecting

    • @Halo_Legend
      @Halo_Legend Рік тому +8

      See no fear, most of all: no "absolute" fear.

    • @geekehUK
      @geekehUK Рік тому +39

      Lol he so wasn't shouting the youtube safe version of "bitch" he was just straight up accusing her of witchcraft

    • @abdelrahman788
      @abdelrahman788 5 місяців тому +1

      Like brother, like sister. 😂

  • @GenCavox
    @GenCavox Рік тому +698

    But seriously, Sh0e walked so Sneako could whine

    • @jamescurfman3284
      @jamescurfman3284 Рік тому +26

      That ought to be a t-shirt. :D

    • @FunkiMonki69
      @FunkiMonki69 Рік тому

      Pretty sure their channels were created at similar times both when they were teens

  • @dolphi8945
    @dolphi8945 Рік тому +391

    “Do not preach the ancient wisdom to me Nicholas”🔥🗣💯

  • @DrakeDarkhart
    @DrakeDarkhart Рік тому +3518

    Shoe's sarcasm has become too powerful, people are starting to take her seriously

    • @Kabullo76
      @Kabullo76 Рік тому

      "only dumb slut get in the box" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      sure buddy

    • @That80sGuy1972
      @That80sGuy1972 Рік тому

      Well, stupid people never really get sarcasm... nor parody... nor satire... nor anything intelligent in comedy/commentary.

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov Рік тому +50

      I've been noticing a scary trend of even fellow subs taking her seriously

    • @adinacska
      @adinacska Рік тому +43

      I just discovered this channel. Her sarcasm is infectious and infected the comment's section. 😊

    • @erindeerhart5538
      @erindeerhart5538 Рік тому +6

      *irony

  • @BeTheSpecial
    @BeTheSpecial Рік тому +4603

    I mean, she got Sneako to say women are funny. She got SNEAKO to say that WOMEN are FUNNY! SHE GOT SNEAKO TO SAY THAT WOMEN ARE FUNNY!!!

    • @Ethan-wr2os
      @Ethan-wr2os Рік тому +527

      @@shaezchannel Let's not get crazy here

    • @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe
      @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe Рік тому +140

      Somebody save that clip he will go to the ends of the earth to wipe this evidence

    • @fatbgmanbg975
      @fatbgmanbg975 Рік тому +21

      ​@@Ethan-wr2os based!

    • @thtswutshesaid
      @thtswutshesaid Рік тому +17

      ​@shaezchannel9027 Okay, now you're just being silly.

    • @EagleZtoTheGrave
      @EagleZtoTheGrave Рік тому +3

      ​@@Ethan-wr2os 💀💀💀

  • @hisokamorow6709
    @hisokamorow6709 Рік тому +1100

    Calling Sneako a Tsundere is peak comedy.
    The dude was like "Notice Me Senpai" with Tate.

  • @BlackZar84
    @BlackZar84 9 місяців тому +8

    The amount of sarcasm and irony in your talking caught me off guard!!!! LoL took a minute to get it and afterwards it was a whole lotta fun XD

  • @breadboi3837
    @breadboi3837 Рік тому +1080

    shes too powerful, shes both mastered the art of based and cringe

    • @sudormrf
      @sudormrf Рік тому +45

      that's easy, but doing both in the same time. now that's poweful

    • @tjrex9458
      @tjrex9458 Рік тому +36

      @@sudormrf would that be bringe or crased?

    • @obokengm788
      @obokengm788 Рік тому +29

      B I N G E

    • @j.g.3293
      @j.g.3293 Рік тому +18

      “What is cringe to the fly is based to the spider” or something like that

    • @n_worder
      @n_worder Рік тому +20

      Cringe-based life form

  • @thomaslayman9487
    @thomaslayman9487 Рік тому +791

    "don't worry about looking masculine; you're a man, you're masculine enough"
    one of the most impactful quotes i've ever heard from this channel

    • @obele92
      @obele92 Рік тому +43

      ​@@scary5455 you haven't seen a lot of trans, have you?

    • @jp1135
      @jp1135 Рік тому

      wow, that's gay bro. lift and grow a beard

    • @PatrickWDunne
      @PatrickWDunne Рік тому +61

      @@scary5455 "Trans women don't look masculine and aren't masculine"
      Yeah, I guess women don't usually look masculine.

    • @kstalia
      @kstalia Рік тому

      ​@@scary5455 my friend, if I come up to you and say "you don't look autistic to me, therefor you are not autistic" would that make you any less autistic?

    • @danielmarsden4573
      @danielmarsden4573 Рік тому +1

      The more you try to hide it, the more of it comes to the surface.

  • @hgbugalou
    @hgbugalou Рік тому +2079

    I honestly love how some people's brains melt when they see someone that is not brainwashed by either side and have opinions that go both ways. It's such a completely alien concept to them.

    • @Scrolltoendyt
      @Scrolltoendyt Рік тому +136

      It's like people can't comprehend that if they don't agree with you it could be just because they had different experiences and culture or you are just plain wrong anymore.
      The sentiment you are with us or against us not center or any other side

    • @Mekose
      @Mekose Рік тому +200

      This is the most terrifying part of discourse lately. Everyone is becoming so polarized when they hear the slightest bit of nuance or opinion they just say "they're SO CLOSE to being PART OF THE TRIBE!!" like it's all or nothing and they have to hivemind regurgitate the same talking points at the other side and convince more people to their "team" like it's a fucking contest.

    • @AndresDavidCalvache
      @AndresDavidCalvache Рік тому +24

      I mean i get why. Talking to or listening to folks who aren't hive mind is rather rare. It's really refreshing.

    • @boodledemic6430
      @boodledemic6430 Рік тому +30

      I mean i have opinions that go both ways, but the opinions that leaned left about 10 years ago are now far right apparently 😂 so I guess I’m a right wing extremist

    • @mariusgeiger7823
      @mariusgeiger7823 Рік тому +19

      centrists unite, amen

  • @jojojohnson5008
    @jojojohnson5008 4 місяці тому +12

    1:15 I paused to watch your other video and came back. never again. I'm just going in blind to every follow-up video. Like a real man.

  • @JusRed48
    @JusRed48 Рік тому +1219

    He's literally simping over her and acting like a 5th grader by aggressively lashing out about it LMAO

    • @sylverscale
      @sylverscale Рік тому +177

      Nobody tell him about her plush... Poor thing would end up living in a jar

    • @ethansiltala8486
      @ethansiltala8486 Рік тому +87

      @@sylverscale not the June jar

    • @kkammei
      @kkammei Рік тому +64

      He is smitten

    • @Reth_Hard
      @Reth_Hard Рік тому +95

      The legend says he is still trying to figure out if she is based or cringe... 🤣

    • @theodorebear6714
      @theodorebear6714 Рік тому +25

      Dude's confused.

  • @JaeJae95
    @JaeJae95 Рік тому +1888

    The irony in him pushing this whole ''alpha'' mentality while being the most insecure, validation seeking guy out there

    • @Pandaboss1
      @Pandaboss1 Рік тому +21

      He says he’s not an alpha male but wishes he was

    • @JaeJae95
      @JaeJae95 Рік тому +75

      @@Pandaboss1 That's like being a jehova witness while not even being religious. Doesn't make it any better.

    • @oliviacaron7088
      @oliviacaron7088 Рік тому +21

      ​@@JaeJae95as someone whose family is in that cult, I don't get this reference. How do you go along with a cult without believing in it? If you aren't a leader the you gain nothing without buying into the brainwash.
      Nevermimd, typing this out made me realize the connection lol. Making others buy into the cult gives you the leader position even if you aren't the top. Interesting. Posting this anyway because I wasted too much thought already

    • @Slider1207
      @Slider1207 Рік тому +13

      @@Pandaboss1 ... okay? He's still a judgmental manchild.

    • @georgeworshington4120
      @georgeworshington4120 Рік тому +2

      That’s the most gigantic cope ever he was a model for Vogue and Nike

  • @celticnoble5650
    @celticnoble5650 Рік тому +802

    The opposite of masculinity... is constantly worrying/obsessing about your masculinity.

    • @demonic_myst4503
      @demonic_myst4503 Рік тому

      Its what most the “alpha male” comunity is its basicly incels cat foshing the internet

    • @raleo7466
      @raleo7466 Рік тому +39

      Yeah, I'm currently attending class with my bf, wearing nail polish and gesticulating like a Italian and people still have to double check if I'm gay when I kiss him on our breaks. Masculinity is all about confidence in one self

    • @helygg8892
      @helygg8892 Рік тому +21

      ​@@raleo7466 fantastic

    • @ninocraft1
      @ninocraft1 Рік тому

      ​@@raleo7466 bro you might just like to dress metro sexual and kiss your homies goodbye

    • @evandavis5223
      @evandavis5223 Рік тому

      Masculinity is more fragile than a house of glass cards.

  • @PapaNoel-dg7ll
    @PapaNoel-dg7ll 7 місяців тому +7

    Sneako simping so hard for Target Aubrey Plaza is undebatably the best, most funniest thing I've seen this year so far. Keep up the good work Shoe

  • @Timeward76
    @Timeward76 Рік тому +962

    When Sneako skipped your sponsor spot and immediatly landed on you asking him if he skipped it and called you a witch, I knew I was in for a treat. You caught him off guard from the get-go.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 Рік тому +20

      Shneako is just trolling at this point lol, dude is clearly just clout chasing and crap, hope people stop giving him attention.

    • @katatonikbliss
      @katatonikbliss Рік тому +13

      @@ammagon4519 yeah but his fans take him 100% seriously so it's funny when they get offended on his behalf when people criticize him

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 Рік тому +10

      @@katatonikbliss majority of "alpha" male influencers are, they know how vulnerable young men can be, so they'd use that advantage to gain fame and eventually take money.

    • @kentonbaird1723
      @kentonbaird1723 Рік тому

      @@ammagon4519 I'm not certain he's trolling. I think he's an otherwise average idiot that's been suckered in by a cult, and a lifetime of ideas of social norms and getting along are grinding against the asinine values of his new little brotherhood; he's conditioned to not be such a c***, but his new persona struggles against it.

    • @Wardr0p
      @Wardr0p Рік тому +3

      Yeah, gotta admit the whole "no, ya witch" was pretty funny.

  • @jacobpeacy4003
    @jacobpeacy4003 Рік тому +2685

    The fact that she got a Tate fan to genuinely laugh and admit 'some' women can be funny is honestly the most miraculous part of this video.

    • @elliottace9922
      @elliottace9922 11 місяців тому +58

      Not all tate fans are like this, i'd say there are brainwashed people on both sides.

    • @LostTemplate
      @LostTemplate 9 місяців тому +1

      *massive self report* nice one bro bahahahah@@elliottace9922

    • @h6fc8ih
      @h6fc8ih 9 місяців тому +2

      He's obviously trolling

    • @askosefamerve
      @askosefamerve 8 місяців тому +11

      ​@@elliottace9922 All of them should become a statistic on god.

    • @whenpigsfly8178
      @whenpigsfly8178 7 місяців тому +8

      I guess there are more 'feminine' types of humor.. e.g. ghostbusters 2016, but yeah there are definitely funny women and she's amongst them.

  • @rafaelsanson3124
    @rafaelsanson3124 Рік тому +1129

    I've been watching her for 8 years and she hasn't aged a bit. Those male tears are rejuvenation indeed

    • @INeosIRex
      @INeosIRex Рік тому +87

      Not just male tears, everyone seems to be crying and bitching about her. And I love it! Peak entertainment :D

    • @FunkiMonki69
      @FunkiMonki69 Рік тому +25

      Bruh don't prove him right by simping like that..

    • @TheBitKrieger
      @TheBitKrieger Рік тому +57

      @@FunkiMonki69 If you like something/someone you are a simp, if you don't you are a hater, you really can't win...

    • @FunkiMonki69
      @FunkiMonki69 Рік тому +4

      @@TheBitKrieger Big difference between what you're saying and thirsting over women on the internet you'll never meet irl

    • @gregorgerzson1767
      @gregorgerzson1767 Рік тому +2

      I'm more concerned western's alphamale is some half-blood mongrel.

  • @NotAProducer888
    @NotAProducer888 Рік тому +22

    Ngl I didn't have a good laugh from a video for a while. Both Sneako's stupidity and Shoe0nHead's observations almost made me fucking die of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JohnaldV
    @JohnaldV Рік тому +1030

    “Is she based or cringe!?”
    She’s both. But we love her anyways lol

    • @batol3192
      @batol3192 Рік тому +10

      Like how we love ur fatherless mom

    • @JohnaldV
      @JohnaldV Рік тому +42

      @@batol3192 Oof. I sure hope so, we were all kinda wracked with grief when he died of lung problems.

    • @aina3387
      @aina3387 Рік тому +21

      Its why we love her and her impeccable sense of humor.

    • @J._-_-._-._-._-._-._-._-._S999
      @J._-_-._-._-._-._-._-._-._S999 Рік тому +3

      Being based is cringe.

    • @dantefromdevilmaycry9857
      @dantefromdevilmaycry9857 Рік тому +11

      @@JohnaldV I cried when he resurrected on the third day.. truly one of the moments

  • @quigzinator
    @quigzinator Рік тому +191

    "Do not preach the ancient wisdom to me I was there when it was written" best line so far, love it.

    • @rigelb9025
      @rigelb9025 Рік тому +12

      You forgot the ''Nicolas'', which truly was the cherry on the cake.

    • @dandyman7819
      @dandyman7819 Рік тому +7

      Well, it's paraphrasing a Narnia quote...

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 Рік тому +3

      She's one of the only originals who is still relevant from it.

  • @Malik-dm8ms
    @Malik-dm8ms Рік тому +827

    Hilarious how shoe unintentionally did a better job of getting sneako to respect women than the people on twitter cancelling him

    • @alecburn
      @alecburn Рік тому +67

      There are black men that have befriended kkk members and lead them to leaving the kkk. But thats a lot of work for some awful people, instead we balling.

    • @ryanmcguire9951
      @ryanmcguire9951 Рік тому +59

      She did it by not being an NPC. Not that sneakos opinion actually matters.

    • @alexbaribeault
      @alexbaribeault Рік тому

      Hilarious, but not surprising.

    • @caralho5237
      @caralho5237 Рік тому +25

      @@alecburn most people with extreme, dumb opinions are dumb and not very good at defending their opinions and with the right nudge they might do a 180

    • @oriongurtner7293
      @oriongurtner7293 Рік тому +14

      I could build an entire _TANK_ from the irony of Shoe doing a better job at making Sneako respect women than literally anyone else

  • @romeoe4694
    @romeoe4694 9 місяців тому +8

    Hahahaha 😂 I have no idea why I like this chick's videos, and I just stumbled on them yesterday at work. Lol the way u talk is just entertaining. Kudos to you girl. 👏

  • @mattynotfatty
    @mattynotfatty Рік тому +492

    This is the funniest shoe video of all time, Sneako's hyper-fixation with being a man and redpilled reacting to a normal person is too funny when combined with Shoe's humor.

    • @raypaz2947
      @raypaz2947 Рік тому

      I think he’s still processing being a cuck

    • @Baalaaxa
      @Baalaaxa Рік тому +27

      I can't like honestly tell if he's being serious or just ironic. Because being that fixated and insecure about your masculinity is the gayest thing ever. Not that I have a problem with gays, lol.

    • @zack-lk8if
      @zack-lk8if Рік тому +21

      @@Baalaaxa that's exactly how him and people like tate manipulate insecure and impressionable young men. they spew this awful mindset and mix in a bit of truth/sarcasm. then when anyone trys to call them out both them and their fans will say "oh but look at what he said here how can you deny that" or "he's just being sarcastic"
      that fine line between being genuinely bigoted and making edgy jokes is what makes their fans rationalize and consume this content until they genuinely belive what they hear

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 Рік тому +4

      @@Baalaaxa Dude, he literally has people run trains on his girlfriend while also getting upset when people call him a cuck. It's 100% serious and it's hilarious.

    • @SuperSarahbop
      @SuperSarahbop Рік тому +5

      @@Baalaaxa regardless he gives off try hard and internalized homophobia vibes

  • @ThePurplemaneater
    @ThePurplemaneater Рік тому +1047

    Caring about looking masculine is, ironically, the least masculine shit you can do.

    • @GoldSpider55047
      @GoldSpider55047 Рік тому

      It proves ur not masculine and ur submissive

    • @geovannis7340
      @geovannis7340 Рік тому +69

      And the fact that they don’t see this is just 👌

    • @MrStick287
      @MrStick287 Рік тому +17

      Based

    • @MrStick287
      @MrStick287 Рік тому +6

      Being concerned for the other little shits isn't though. Lotta mistakes I wish I could help other people change

    • @thecryingsoul
      @thecryingsoul Рік тому

      I genuinely believe a majority of these dudes are closeted men that do this kind of performance to try to convince themselves otherwise

  • @videotapes9965
    @videotapes9965 Рік тому +1731

    You know someone is off the deep end mentally when they call Shoe woke

    • @GrievousAngelo
      @GrievousAngelo Рік тому +1

      Anybody who says woke like that is off the deep end.

    • @LadyRubyEye
      @LadyRubyEye Рік тому

      Sh0e is a leftist ... that would make her "woke" ... Although that word is actually fairly retarded and people using it as a gotcha should be slapped repeatedly.

    • @pharaohbubbles1547
      @pharaohbubbles1547 Рік тому +189

      Anyone calling literally anything 'woke' isn't worth listening to nor taken seriously

    • @christopherduncan6630
      @christopherduncan6630 Рік тому +175

      ​@@pharaohbubbles1547 sounds like something a wokey would say.

    • @chaoswraith
      @chaoswraith Рік тому +29

      What judging literally everything at face value does to a mf

  • @Rsj.2
    @Rsj.2 Рік тому +5

    This is one of the only UA-cam videos I re-watch because of how super funny you are in this video and in the one where that dude is reacting too. Brilliant!

  • @pabramsarch
    @pabramsarch Рік тому +559

    The part where shoe was like "don't preach the ancient wisdom to me, I was there when it was written" was epic to me. Loved it.

    • @Sarklaser
      @Sarklaser Рік тому +10

      I was like "Did she just make a Chronicles of Narnia reference..." That really is the ancient wisdom. 😳

    • @grahamcarpenter5135
      @grahamcarpenter5135 Рік тому

      I'll never forgive C.S Lewis for killing my Archer Waifu

    • @jsplit9716
      @jsplit9716 Рік тому +2

      @@grahamcarpenter5135 It's actually the other way around everyone else died in a train crash

    • @Vivi24283
      @Vivi24283 Рік тому

      Sounds like Warhammer reference 🤣🤣🤣

    • @pabramsarch
      @pabramsarch Рік тому

      Damn I didn't even notice it was a Narnia reference.... Probably because I've never watched it, nice to know though.

  • @theonlytnargmatt
    @theonlytnargmatt Рік тому +2347

    I love how desperate he was at the end to not find her funny.

    • @Weebgamer236
      @Weebgamer236 Рік тому +135

      It was obviously for entertainment value he is aware of the charecter he plays but yall take sneako to serious

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov Рік тому +52

      Naw I think he was trying to endear her to his viewers. It's a hard sell when he previously referred to her as an enemy

    • @K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731
      @K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731 Рік тому +29

      @@Weebgamer236 Don't think it was simple there

    • @samithonjames370
      @samithonjames370 Рік тому

      @@Weebgamer236 Sneako likes to watch his woman get railed in the ass.

    • @timy9197
      @timy9197 Рік тому +27

      That “okay maybe women are funny” as if that’s all it took lol

  • @jlalejos
    @jlalejos Рік тому +651

    How to be a man
    1.Take responsibility
    2. Handle your business
    3. Take care of your loved ones
    4. "Alpha" is not a real thing
    5. Don't be a Sneako

    • @robertolanzone
      @robertolanzone Рік тому +38

      I feel like this is a great list, moreover it applies for how to be a woman as well 😂

    • @reanimationxp
      @reanimationxp Рік тому +15

      Where does getting cucked fall on this list? I've been told sneako is alpha so I'm just curious.

    • @aprokhozhy
      @aprokhozhy Рік тому +7

      thanks, chatgpt :)

    • @jlalejos
      @jlalejos Рік тому +12

      @@reanimationxp IF you got to run around and spout your are a "alpha" to feel vindicated then then you are not. For the cuck thing I don't kink shame lmao

    • @keiker2254
      @keiker2254 Рік тому +13

      Much less complicated my friend.
      How to be a man:
      Just be yourself

  • @Agentfleabag
    @Agentfleabag Рік тому +19

    I fucken live for your outro music. And then BAM the 150% volume boosted anime music kicked in LOL

  • @minecraftjunky2001
    @minecraftjunky2001 Рік тому +906

    "Even women know a liberals makes you gay." He truly has a way with words

    • @erenjaeger1738
      @erenjaeger1738 Рік тому +6

      She did say "latinx" like many white girls would say

    • @attilamert6973
      @attilamert6973 Рік тому +1

      Minecraftjunky

    • @RoxxyKaosGG
      @RoxxyKaosGG Рік тому +38

      ​@@erenjaeger1738 Kinda just exposing that you don't understand sarcasm. The real Eren Jaeger is smarter than this smh

    • @erenjaeger1738
      @erenjaeger1738 Рік тому +1

      @@RoxxyKaosGG No. >:)

    • @jktuert8630
      @jktuert8630 Рік тому +3

      Does he wrong though?

  • @IrisGalaxis
    @IrisGalaxis Рік тому +236

    New sub here, I have just watched all your available videos yesterday - this one couldn't've been timed better. Gotta say, Shoe, you really reassured my views. I was kinda in a political identity crisis before I found your channel. I was born in an atheist, leftist family, and I embraced those views too, not just because of upbringing, but rationality as well. I was never really too much into politics, I have my views, but I don't stay in touch with current events, and I would see these things online, videos and such, of supposed leftists, and I'd think "is that the left? why am I agreeing with the one on the right? am I on the right? I couldn't be". But then I found you, your channel, and now I see that my kind of left exists after all. So thanks Shoe!

    • @kadz3597
      @kadz3597 Рік тому +1

      euros are so gay, use dollars and be a man

    • @jocanine2750
      @jocanine2750 Рік тому +17

      left but meta

    • @Halo_Legend
      @Halo_Legend Рік тому +25

      Ah yes, because that's tho most scary thing in existence: being right.

    • @NWOslave
      @NWOslave Рік тому +7

      you may be a traditional liberal just not a progressive that made you question your liberalism.

    • @TheRealJonster
      @TheRealJonster Рік тому +7

      You're a Scandinavian socialist. Most of us are like this here 😅

  • @kylefrank638
    @kylefrank638 Рік тому +305

    "She made me laugh two times"
    That was actually the third time she made him laugh. The punchlines are endless, so I'll just leave it be.

    • @geometron3646
      @geometron3646 Рік тому +6

      There's a floor is lava episode where three separate contestants couldn't count past two. It's probably worth watching the entire back catalogue to find this cultural tipping point.

    • @EbonyIgnot
      @EbonyIgnot Рік тому +2

      Give him a break, man. His IQ is only a little above 90 💔

    • @HenrikBSWE
      @HenrikBSWE Рік тому

      @@EbonyIgnot So he's a little bit dumb white guy then?

  • @BLMan828
    @BLMan828 2 місяці тому +5

    That tsundere part was hilarious. I was not prepared for that joke.

  • @thczarrplays7492
    @thczarrplays7492 Рік тому +391

    The misogyny leaving Sneakos body when he watches a Shoe video

  • @puperman4208
    @puperman4208 Рік тому +141

    Sneako getting called a Tsundere is the highlight of my week so far. I legitimately can't find a better description of his persona

  • @DamageIncWarchief
    @DamageIncWarchief Рік тому +683

    Calling yourself " Alpha " isn't how it works....lol

    • @badmoose01
      @badmoose01 Рік тому +100

      Proclaiming yourself as “alpha” pretty much guarantees that you’re the most insecure person in the room.

    • @fatrobdouble
      @fatrobdouble Рік тому +20

      strangely enough, though, that's exactly how most of'm do it. They just declare it, and then they apparently believe each other.

    • @Laff700
      @Laff700 Рік тому +5

      What does it mean if you call yourself theta though?

    • @TheUnplugged1
      @TheUnplugged1 Рік тому +22

      @@Laff700 that you spend too much time online

    • @drakocarrion
      @drakocarrion Рік тому +9

      Actually, it works pretty well as alpha is the first stage of testing where all the buggy shit is found

  • @jameswillert8163
    @jameswillert8163 13 днів тому +1

    genius + comic gold = ShoeOnHead

  • @cartridgechokers
    @cartridgechokers Рік тому +2576

    There's nothing more masculine than being cripplingly insecure about looking masculine.

  • @hipunpun
    @hipunpun Рік тому +1172

    Sneako has no room to critisize anyone's taste in movies when he publically defends Cuties.

    • @raisou9750
      @raisou9750 Рік тому +81

      I wouldn't be surprised if he gets outed for being a predator..

    • @tonierbuckle0202
      @tonierbuckle0202 Рік тому +26

      Of course he would defend that mess

    • @UnknownGamer40464
      @UnknownGamer40464 Рік тому +23

      ​@@raisou9750takes following after Tate too far.

    • @seamushayday1222
      @seamushayday1222 Рік тому +4

      ​@@UnknownGamer40464that doesn't even make sense

    • @MyName-Jeff
      @MyName-Jeff Рік тому +3

      @@raisou9750 you see his moustache? Thats all im saying

  • @123hattan
    @123hattan Рік тому +268

    Those who have not read the Manga: 10:54 is where the foreshadowing of the Sneako Redemption Arc starts, where he slowly realizes that women are not all too bad, after falling for Shoe0nHead because she made him laugh.

    • @3gou
      @3gou Рік тому +9

      @@Mongaloose Nearly broke my leg, that ones a knee-slapper.

    • @347Jimmy
      @347Jimmy Рік тому +8

      Pls use spoiler tags next time

    • @123hattan
      @123hattan Рік тому +2

      @@347Jimmy shit sorry spoiler alert

  • @macrochipped
    @macrochipped Рік тому +235

    Glad to see June posting regularly like the olden days

  • @aglahir
    @aglahir Рік тому +312

    "ironically imprisoning everyone who has called me gay and r****ded online" But shoe you'd have to toss yourself into jail first!

  • @as7river
    @as7river Рік тому +748

    We can rest assured he will not be wearing a seatbelt, the problem should sort itself out eventually.

    • @darrekworkman5595
      @darrekworkman5595 Рік тому +6

      Someone should tell him how many seatbelts Nascar drivers wear.

    • @killeanmcchesney5138
      @killeanmcchesney5138 Рік тому +14

      Dude that would require him to leave his chair and I’m not convinced he knows how to do anything without consulting the holy “chat” 25 times per subject so he doesn’t forget what he’s doing in the middle of………well….anything he does…..

    • @darrekworkman5595
      @darrekworkman5595 Рік тому +8

      @@killeanmcchesney5138 When you think about it like that it is unmasculine to wear a seatbelt. I mean who puts a seatbelt on when they are sitting in front of a computer in a gaming chair?

    • @killeanmcchesney5138
      @killeanmcchesney5138 Рік тому +3

      @@darrekworkman5595 lmao

    • @fionasabre
      @fionasabre Рік тому +1

      Pretty sure he puts on his seatbelt when nobody is looking🤭

  • @thetravalanche
    @thetravalanche Місяць тому

    You are the only reason I'm becoming aware of other youtubers. Idk any of these jamokes.

  • @MelonieMacGoBoom
    @MelonieMacGoBoom Рік тому +429

    "I will raise my children like the movie The Village, they will think it's the year 1840."
    UNFATHOMABLY BASED 🤣

    • @jjoohhhnn
      @jjoohhhnn Рік тому +6

      RIGHT?!?

    • @Nyssine
      @Nyssine Рік тому +1

      @@mikroskopik3235 bleach their skin MJ style

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance Рік тому

      They will own slaves and go to Oregon on a wagon and die of dissentery on the way.

  • @JackSparrow-gn1zn
    @JackSparrow-gn1zn Рік тому +793

    The irony of thinking you are masculine by constantly worrying about how other people perceive you 😅

    • @skate5652
      @skate5652 Рік тому

      ​@@RazorRamonMachismo yes and those same Vikings took psychedelic mushrooms and raped and plundered villages. They also expressed toxic masculinity that goes outside the definition of what it means to be a man.

    • @ducksauce172
      @ducksauce172 Рік тому +5

      Eh i kind of agree. Depending on culture, social, etc, for example in my culture you are expected to have good hygiene, present yourself clean, good manners, etc. Etc. If you don't, people WILL judge you and WILL tell you straight up.

    • @christianrose9166
      @christianrose9166 Рік тому +35

      @@RazorRamonMachismo There's a big difference between "Is this tactic scary enough to make the [insert scary empire that owns the most land] not want to fight us/take our land?" and "Does this shirt have the right derogatory statement on it to impress other guys? I hope so, because otherwise I'll never have my submissive girlfriend".
      The vikingr (men and women alike, the Danes didn't discriminate on gender) and other cultures were more concerned about not having their lives stolen from them - both figuratively and literally - than how they looked to others in the same culture. There was no need to be "manly" in ancient Greece, and it was, in fact, fine to have a boyfriend as a hoplite. Even Heracles (or Hercules for the roman version) had a boyfriend or two, and he's practically a beacon of masculinity these days for "alpha male" types.
      Men didn't worry about how they were perceived as men, they worried how they were perceived as people in those times. They (and others in their cultures) tried to make themselves scary for survival. "Alpha males" do it to try and get imaginary points from people they will never meet on the internet. To even compare them is laughable.

    • @SaturnineXTS
      @SaturnineXTS Рік тому +4

      @@RazorRamonMachismo That was kinda needed for the purposes of warfare though, so guess it was justified somehow

    • @mauriciovillegas762
      @mauriciovillegas762 Рік тому +3

      @@RazorRamonMachismo we evolved to a point that is unecesary to look "scary", is just common vanity.

  • @theveryworstluck1894
    @theveryworstluck1894 Рік тому +1101

    When she told me to "focus on the pussy," I really felt that and took it to heart. Life changing.

  • @SufyanKhan-ud4vo
    @SufyanKhan-ud4vo Рік тому +5

    okay I just found you today and now I love your content

    • @Dryde85
      @Dryde85 11 місяців тому

      Watch her previous gems of content.

  • @collingreen9517
    @collingreen9517 Рік тому +532

    I love that Moist was so thoroughly unimpressed by sneak’s poorly veiled threat he didn’t bother addressing it and just corrected his terminology like an absolute chad.

    • @CandyOMBodydouble
      @CandyOMBodydouble Рік тому

      in an open robe. the next video charlie is going to be buck naked with his ex in the background lookin sweaty

    • @ammarnk9260
      @ammarnk9260 Рік тому

      Nah the dick riding is insane 💔

    • @imjoshhru
      @imjoshhru Рік тому +87

      He did address it, Sneako threatened him with two pistols so in a very subtle way Moist showed he has a pistol and a rifle. He basically said "Try me" without saying it

    • @ha-itsme
      @ha-itsme Рік тому +25

      Moist show his AR and gun for a reason when he could easily pull some jpegs.

    • @JohnGardnerAlhadis
      @JohnGardnerAlhadis Рік тому +41

      Average American conversation.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Рік тому +939

    Sneako is not a clown, he is the entire circus

  • @robertmarshall2502
    @robertmarshall2502 Рік тому +433

    Sneako is like that kid at school who said literally everything was gay but also has zero attraction to women, feels disgusted by things straight guys like and keeps going on about buff alpha dudes to the point where it sounds like he's fantasizing out loud.
    If only he'd come out already.

    • @Baalaaxa
      @Baalaaxa Рік тому

      Yup, it's widely known that many of the fiercest anti-gay masculine men turn out to be... surprise surprise, flaming gays themselves. They are just so insecure and closeted that they end up hating in others what they see as "weakness" in themselves.

    • @meriaehkarey1621
      @meriaehkarey1621 Рік тому +23

      I am so glad that somebody else sees it, he’s definitely closeted

    • @SuperSarahbop
      @SuperSarahbop Рік тому +22

      Internalized homophobia.

    • @jazzy4830
      @jazzy4830 Рік тому +1

      Nah he's a classic cuck, out there fantasising about other more masculine dudes fucking his girl and degrading him, then feeling guilty about it like all those gay conservatives.

    • @joinsideke
      @joinsideke Рік тому +14

      Ya if you're that obsessed with masculinity, it's probably cos you're attracted to it.

  • @elmatsuki2061
    @elmatsuki2061 10 місяців тому +4

    CARAMALLDANSEN! That was perf.❤

  • @LaytonObserves
    @LaytonObserves Рік тому +95

    Sneako got madder at you making him laugh than he did at other men smashing his girlfriend

  • @cminer25
    @cminer25 Рік тому +145

    You made me laugh 3 times during this video and I feel so incredibly ashamed of myself right now for allowing it to happen. Not sure if I can find the strength to go on after this tbh.

    • @gnavidude
      @gnavidude Рік тому +13

      Omg sneako altttt?

    • @deathraygonzo6339
      @deathraygonzo6339 Рік тому +20

      Laughing is gay.

    • @DarrenWaters75
      @DarrenWaters75 Рік тому +5

      if there was ever a valid reason to delete one's own being.... laughing at a woman's jokes more than once in a day is surely one of them.

    • @n3rdst0rm
      @n3rdst0rm Рік тому

      ​@@deathraygonzo6339only thousand yard stairs allowed.

    • @profmew6225
      @profmew6225 Рік тому +1

      Dont worry, Sneako laughed 4 times and chuckled/smirked 5 more times. You good bro.

  • @sther1349
    @sther1349 Рік тому +442

    My wife is literally going into labor right now but on the way to the hospital she saw that you posted & in the parking lot we finished the video before going in. Thank you for the laughs! We’re long time fans. (She introduced me to you)

    • @nattteo
      @nattteo Рік тому +51

      truly a blessed birth. Congrats my man.

    • @claytonkramer7234
      @claytonkramer7234 Рік тому +8

      Tell it again bro

    • @pink3puppy
      @pink3puppy Рік тому +17

      I watched these videos while in labor too. Kept my mind off the pain. Enjoy parenthood

    • @kiaer.s
      @kiaer.s Рік тому +19

      There's a religion to be started in this somewhere. Or a cult. Probably a cult.

    • @Balderdash1000
      @Balderdash1000 Рік тому +4

      @@kiaer.s The Shoe cult? I'm in!

  • @IIKeidrenII
    @IIKeidrenII Рік тому +3

    I liked the video (Second one), but I only let my wife scam me. Jokes aside, I like your takes on things so far, definitely subscribed.

  • @shiningskies47
    @shiningskies47 Рік тому +423

    Random idiot on twitter: “Breathing is kinda gay”
    Sneako: “HE HAS A POINT ACTUALLY!!”

    • @RabdoInternetGuy
      @RabdoInternetGuy Рік тому +15

      Sneako: "BE-BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING SOUNDS THAT ARE LIKE MOANING, AND YOU ARE PUTTING SOMETHING THAT HAS CARBON DIOXIDE IN IT IN YOUR THROAT! YOU KNOW WHAT ALSO HAS CARBON DIOXIDE BUBBLES? COME!!

    • @SolidRaiden2655
      @SolidRaiden2655 Рік тому +7

      "Lack of air never hurt nobody"

    • @dddux
      @dddux Рік тому +2

      @@SolidRaiden2655 Yeh, must love double negation, because it makes it true! "Lack of air never hurt nobody, but it hurt everybody." 😆

  • @LukasQueen
    @LukasQueen Рік тому +990

    "Is he inviting me to go f*ck his girlfriend" had me absolutely rolling 🤣

  • @eddieb9110
    @eddieb9110 Рік тому +2196

    This chick has been one of my favorite internet people since I stumbled onto one of her videos a while back. She is like a jedi in a bar full of idiots and I love her for that.

    • @jjoohhhnn
      @jjoohhhnn Рік тому +55

      too accurate

    • @Alex-tx2dh
      @Alex-tx2dh Рік тому +80

      Thank you. Shoe is literally Anakin Skywalker. She will DESTROY any room of radicalized children

    • @Alex-tx2dh
      @Alex-tx2dh Рік тому +6

      Also was it her responding to buzz feed, cuz that’s how I found her.

    • @nerdock4747
      @nerdock4747 Рік тому

      Found Shoe after the New New Warriors debacle from Marvel a few years back.

    • @orsaz924
      @orsaz924 Рік тому

      ​@@nerdock4747 Found her after her "did we fail men?" video went viral on Twitter

  • @Solaris_201
    @Solaris_201 8 місяців тому +3

    I'm rewatching some of your videos and this one is probably the funniest ever!!

    • @Solaris_201
      @Solaris_201 3 місяці тому

      I'm back on this video and I stand by my statement.

  • @unbeknownstx12
    @unbeknownstx12 Рік тому +379

    the fact shoe has been around for the better part of 10 years an still going strong is a testament for how much of a godfather she is i shall let u scam me thank you

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Рік тому +3

      yes

    • @ChildrenOfRadiation
      @ChildrenOfRadiation Рік тому +18

      @Lol okay She's a certified e-woman.

    • @jsplit9716
      @jsplit9716 Рік тому +8

      @Lol okay since when do egirls have politcal channels. Everything she does is tongue and cheek

    • @knighter1209
      @knighter1209 Рік тому +1

      @Lol okay guy?

    • @jjoohhhnn
      @jjoohhhnn Рік тому

      @@knighter1209 he must be confused because he laughed so much, lmao.

  • @Daithai96
    @Daithai96 Рік тому +190

    I'm so glad you introduced me to Sneako. I finally know how to be a real man, my soyboy days are behind me. I would go and watch all his content, but now I'm a real man I can't watch UA-cam anymore - sometimes, being Alpha is a tough gig.

    • @Daithai96
      @Daithai96 Рік тому +19

      @@tomaszwota1465 I can feel my testosterone levels soaring. Stay Alpha my bro!

    • @oditeomnes
      @oditeomnes Рік тому +12

      Yes, the only activites left for you to do now are driving a pick-up truck through mud, drink beer, chop some wood and grill some game that you could't butcher properly. Oh! that is the typical cabin in the woods activity, but like all year or something.

    • @bradtaylor77
      @bradtaylor77 Рік тому +3

      Seriously though his early videos are extremely good, they’re nothing like his streaming videos/new persona. Search for “how to view women” there is a reason why he was known as your favorite youtubers favorite youtuber.

    • @danthaman03
      @danthaman03 Рік тому +3

      I'd rather eat a cheeseburger.

    • @gehtdichnichtsan2418
      @gehtdichnichtsan2418 Рік тому +2

      @@bradtaylor77 Seems like the cucking gave him a 180 in worldviews.

  • @jackiechan6460
    @jackiechan6460 Рік тому +612

    Shoe isn't lying though. She is in fact a decorated veteran of the meme war. I am 32, I grew up online, and even I don't have a chest full of accolades to represent my tenure in this conflict like shoe does. Well done, woman.

    • @LongStar117
      @LongStar117 Рік тому +26

      I love that you do all of your own stunts.

    • @katapinesxc6477
      @katapinesxc6477 Рік тому +16

      We did our time, fought the extremism with honor

    • @infidelheretic923
      @infidelheretic923 Рік тому +7

      I get Vietnam flashbacks from the meme war. Lol

    • @54raynor
      @54raynor Рік тому +5

      So many brave men and women were forever changed by that war.

    • @vitaliitomas8121
      @vitaliitomas8121 Рік тому +5

      @@katapinesxc6477 the war never ended, brother. New generation fights the good fight now.

  • @Wyd4
    @Wyd4 3 місяці тому

    Still hands down one of my fav Shoe video.

  • @sam.d6436
    @sam.d6436 Рік тому +644

    he laughs twice and tries to hide it by saying it's not funny ? SNEAKO tsundere confirmed !

    • @didistone8482
      @didistone8482 Рік тому +4

      May you please explain the Tsundere reference?

    • @jjoohhhnn
      @jjoohhhnn Рік тому +2

      @@didistone8482 i second this.

    • @sam.d6436
      @sam.d6436 Рік тому +68

      @@didistone8482 Tsundere is an adjective used to describe a person or character who swings between emotionally hot and cold, so when he laughs at her jokes and tries to hide it he's being that "anime girl" type

    • @didistone8482
      @didistone8482 Рік тому +16

      @@sam.d6436 Lol "anime girl", thank you

    • @dferrari6794
      @dferrari6794 Рік тому +15

      Baka!

  • @Coffin47
    @Coffin47 Рік тому +274

    Girl, you are not Walmart Belle Delphine. You are TARGET Belle Delphine.

  • @marcushanlin
    @marcushanlin Рік тому +86

    when the worst people from both sides hate you...... you're definitely doing something right

  • @FrogPondering
    @FrogPondering 7 місяців тому +19

    Ellis Island mystery meat goes hard

    • @robertkeyes258
      @robertkeyes258 5 місяців тому

      basically, mediterranean and ulster-scots. Looks the part. Before she disclosed, I was assuming Corsican.

  • @Dredan143
    @Dredan143 Рік тому +2791

    I always feel like one of the least manly/masculine things a man can do is obsess over being or looking manly/masculine

    • @tracyfahrenheit97
      @tracyfahrenheit97 Рік тому +139

      Yup. Real men just go and live it.

    • @NarutoUzomaki65
      @NarutoUzomaki65 Рік тому +136

      I think nothing wrong with wanting to actually be masculine, but being obsessed with looks isn't pretty masculine by itself to me.

    • @riccardoromano6619
      @riccardoromano6619 Рік тому +5

      YES YES 😂😂

    • @TheMidnightModder
      @TheMidnightModder Рік тому +6

      Maybe? But you must start somewhere in life. To learn an instrument, for example, you must devote yourself entirely to it. It will become your life and you will get good at it. So rejoice that people are Trying! Eventually they'll learn.

    • @Balderdash1000
      @Balderdash1000 Рік тому +41

      @@NarutoUzomaki65 I mean, when you're a kid sure. You're still trying to figure out who you are, so it makes sense to worry about stuff like that. When you're a man though, you just are. At that point it's more valuable to be comfortable as yourself than to worry about fitting some kind of stereotype. Part of being a man is finding your own path through life, whether it matches with what others think should fit you or not.

  • @TyroneCLove
    @TyroneCLove Рік тому +1331

    “There’s no way to look masculine eating pussy”. Or how being obsessed with one’s self images cuts you off from the whole experience of being human. I feel for you bros.

    • @Siberius-
      @Siberius- Рік тому

      There is one "masculine" option for eating pussy... I was thinking of when Maori's stick their tongue out and make a fierce face... like that could work. The performance is going to be really terrible though, and it's definitely not sustainable... and a thousand other problems with it lol.

    • @monarchtherapsidsinostran9125
      @monarchtherapsidsinostran9125 Рік тому +46

      Yeah the same types that complain about vanity on the far lefts side of the aisle will never point out themselves and how self absorbed they are as well.

    • @spacecat942
      @spacecat942 Рік тому +39

      And you can make look literally anything look "masculine" or "cool" when you just do it with confidence imo.
      edit: typo

    • @sagarpatel5312
      @sagarpatel5312 Рік тому +49

      Me staring straight at my gf while eating her out nah thats more than enough masculine and not making your women happy is far from masculinity also imagine you eat her out and she refuse to suck you up dosent feel good right just imagin you are doing something to someone how eill you feel if he did that to me if its bad than dont do it

    • @Siberius-
      @Siberius- Рік тому

      ​@@sagarpatel5312 - You can just simplify all that down to "do you wanna eat some pussy?" yes. End of discussion lol. Don't deprive oneself of something awesome, for silly reasons. As far as "masculinity" goes, we're literally talking about a sexual act with a woman. Not that one needs to give a single fuck about masculinity, especially not at a time like that. It's just a weird concern that doesn't warrant attention (I think Sneako thinks that it's dumb too, he's being silly but is still a prisoner of some dumb "alpha" mentality shit).
      There are people who don't like eating pussy... so then yea for them it's time to delve into further reasoning for doing it anyway.

  • @SirComsicion
    @SirComsicion Рік тому +716

    I love how sneako is the most insecure person in the world. Why do you gotta pretend to be embody being masculine instead of just being the masculine you?

    • @Teh_Random_Canadian
      @Teh_Random_Canadian Рік тому

      Its all an act dude. And its working. He doesn't believe any of the shit he is saying, his dumbass fans do tho, he is doing the same shit Tate is doing

    • @profanotherletter4346
      @profanotherletter4346 Рік тому +4

      cuz young men need someone to look up to? duuh what a bot comment

    • @markmessi9020
      @markmessi9020 Рік тому

      ​@@profanotherletter4346 NPC MY ANUS NPC MY ANUS

    • @parthasarathibehera8463
      @parthasarathibehera8463 Рік тому

      @@profanotherletter4346 if you look up to someone to be a man then pretty sure you are a bot/ NPC.What you aren't man enough to look upto to someone?🤣🤣.If you're empathetic,kind,humble and a sexual male,then you are masculine or enough.If you say I want to be strong and dedicated that just means you are ambitious it has nothing to with masculinity. Being strong means to protect other not bully people like sneako.But that being said you probably are into alpha,gamma, epsilon shit so keep moving.

    • @harms123
      @harms123 Рік тому +79

      @@profanotherletter4346 You don't need to look up to someone to feel comfortable in your own skin.

  • @matthewwoods6972
    @matthewwoods6972 3 місяці тому +2

    How did you know I'm an 80 year old man with Pokémon cards. Analytics are way to on point.

  • @Neffariousnyc
    @Neffariousnyc Рік тому +181

    Haven't commented in a while, but I gotta shout out Shoe for how she handles these internet neophytes.

  • @tortugadave8765
    @tortugadave8765 Рік тому +167

    Sneako trying to not laugh and being confused by irony is pretty damn great. Nice Vid Shoe

  • @YungGoo92
    @YungGoo92 Рік тому +104

    "Veteran of the meme wars" really made more sense than I ever thought it would. But we lowkey did have a meme wars, and shoe really is a decorated veteran of said war.

  • @sergeanthuman
    @sergeanthuman 7 місяців тому +4

    the ultimate battle of the foot wear

  • @sylvian777
    @sylvian777 Рік тому +421

    Big props that you got him to break out of character like 3 times

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Рік тому +8

      yes

    • @jackpitman15
      @jackpitman15 Рік тому +6

      and the fact on the third laugh he said "you made me laugh twice"

  • @HiMyNameIsRyan304
    @HiMyNameIsRyan304 Рік тому +96

    The "aww he's so tsundere" part had me almost suffocating laughing. OH WAIT. GIRLS AREN'T FUNNY. S-s-sToP tHaT.

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 Рік тому +11

      "Yo chat what if I put my bed together with shoe's... in minecraft... ahaha.. just kidding...
      ...Unless?"

    • @deooptimomaximo9843
      @deooptimomaximo9843 Рік тому +1

      That got me too. Hahaha couldn't stop laughing at that one. 😂

    • @georgesoros4223
      @georgesoros4223 Рік тому

      I almost puked on this joke, it scares the shit out me ahahahahahah

  • @Jayesci
    @Jayesci Рік тому +382

    GOD! I feel seen! Those sperm cramps, no one understood. Thank you, Sh0e!

    • @domri4203
      @domri4203 Рік тому +6

      Just bust 3 or 4 times a week and they go away.

    • @Seaslurp
      @Seaslurp Рік тому +25

      @@domri4203 Wait a week? You mean 3 or 4 times a day, right? right?

    • @Mekose
      @Mekose Рік тому +17

      @@Seaslurp Rookie numbers, gotta pump those numbers up!

    • @domri4203
      @domri4203 Рік тому +5

      @@Seaslurp lol I have a job. I don't have that much time on my hands.

    • @thecryingsoul
      @thecryingsoul Рік тому +20

      @@domri4203 Get your boss to help

  • @Hollowdude15
    @Hollowdude15 11 місяців тому +1

    Great video ShoeOnHead and I like your videos so much :]

  • @gilgameshrulez2924
    @gilgameshrulez2924 Рік тому +193

    You made him laugh twice. That, in and of itself, is a victory.

  • @Gooordito
    @Gooordito Рік тому +145

    “Is he inviting me to go fuck his girlfriend” this girl is truly amazing

  • @misteravailable5133
    @misteravailable5133 Рік тому +819

    The creepiest thing about Sneako is all the support he receives from his viewers.

    • @bowiehunter
      @bowiehunter Рік тому +72

      don't worry, a little car accident never hurt nobody bro

    • @Nyssine
      @Nyssine Рік тому +57

      no i'm p sure the creepiest thing about him is that he defends cuties

    • @antonkazda
      @antonkazda Рік тому +13

      I think its all about scared guys, donating to him, so that he can ask the controversial questions and they dont. Basically, the subscribers use him as a shield for their opinion/questions. Thats it.

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 Рік тому +7

      @@antonkazda They also hype him up to do stupid and self-destructive things for entertainment.

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 Рік тому +2

      I think many of them are just hyping him up to do dumb things for their entertainment. A lot probably genuinely believe in what they say, but a lot are also probably just there for fun.

  • @KnapptimeAlpha
    @KnapptimeAlpha 6 місяців тому +4

    New favorite label “ Ellis island mystery meat”

  • @Mr_Ozone
    @Mr_Ozone Рік тому +362

    This HAS to be an act. There's no way there's actual human beings that act like Sneako, i refuse to believe it's not a character! Btw, there's nothing more "gay" than constantly being "Oh n-n-no, am i being masculine enough? What if people think I like guys, oh no!"

    • @ArneezyY
      @ArneezyY Рік тому

      Outside of the seatbelts thing which def y’all can’t read between the lines and understand satire, eating box is def submissive & unsanitary asf w hella unknown bacteria. If you do so it should be truly reserved for your wife or GF that’s pure. Most niggas I know that do truthfully hate eating box, but can’t say it cuz they’re insecure where they stand in the relationship. Their value isn’t high enough

    • @yeai9484
      @yeai9484 Рік тому +51

      He definitely plays it up for the audience he’s desperately clinging to in order to make money

    • @Pandaboss1
      @Pandaboss1 Рік тому +3

      @@yeai9484 he already has enough money

    • @absol_lute_zero9083
      @absol_lute_zero9083 Рік тому +15

      It's definitely a character. I refuse to believe someone to unironical say THIS 11:14 with such a hilarious tone

    • @yeai9484
      @yeai9484 Рік тому +9

      @@Pandaboss1 so do CEOs, doesn’t stop them from mass layoffs to save more money lol