Unboxing 50 Heavy-Only Crates
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- Опубліковано 21 сер 2024
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Beetlejuice Remix
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What if you
Wanted an unusual
But gabe said
*sleevless in siberia*
but gabe said
fur-lined fighter
*dupe city*
Why not both?
But gabe said:
Fur lined Fighter
But Gabe said the little bear
VALVE LOVES HIM FOR THIS!!
He wasted 50 keys trying to unbox unusual, watch how.
Only for price of 5 dead rats you can learn this amazing trick.
And only for price of 15 dead rats ill give you a monster's head (or a lead train car, whatever)
I knew this reference would be here
I might be wrong but,
I don't think these crates requires keys to open, sir
You've bamboozled 285 people into liking this comment, even though, it is.... a lie!
@@4gentY One unlocked crate costs about 1 key. He opened 50 of them. You know what that means.
@@polrock1747 100 dollars of worthless hat* (*there's a strange or 2)
PLEASE LET MY LUCK CHANGE
Valve: okey but how bout them metal variants
I think the metal variations is the worse one
@@Blumoon09 it's better because they give more protection
Legendary Timevers ! All Of Times !
hello Joseph of considerable size testicular impact
Good Afternoon Joseph that is bigger than the average human being, that being around 1,80 for male and 1.72 for female. _testicular impact_
isnt joey like a kangaroo child
*JOYI NUT*
Large Joseph Smack-Almonds
Vocal greetings, an entity that is a member of an extant species of the family Hominidae of which has been legally identified as 'Joseph' who possessess a property of collosal size, the act of producing impact with the utilization of a _Homo Sapiens_ palm to the testicles of another entity from the genus _Homo._
“I’ve definitely had a strange little bear before, but never a strange one.”
Wat
@Antoine Goulet but is it as good as a genuine little bear
@@jetstreamsam9580 yes
10:44 the sound of a broken man
mann*
@@UltimatelyDizzy (joke) 🤓
@@thisisaname2330 🤡
@@UltimatelyDizzy “🤡”
@@thisisaname2330 ""🤡""
A brave in-depth documentary on why you should never spend money on lootboxes.
The last two times he got extremely rare unusuals
@@Querymonger Because he got extremely lucky
@@Querymonger average gambler
@@oliverthedum2129 average credit card debt
@@BisexualsInParis yessir
Btw, you can’t unbox a White Russian from the heavy crates. You can unbox it from the gun mettle cases
Bobbyp02 oh my god poor joey
Wait.. omg poor Joe
Omg poor slap nuts...
Well you would think you would find a heavy-only cosmetic in a heavy-only crate right?
That just kinda seems like common sense.
Your suffering and frustration fill my heart with childlike joy
Nice
In this video: Local man slowly loses his sanity.
@Maximilian Bien what
Start of video: “I usually have some good luck so let’s see how this goes!”
End: *pure emotion*
Rumors go that if you craft 100 Gabe Glasses into one secret blueprint, you will access 10th class(Gaben)
Noclip is named after Gabe's real last name, Noclip. This is because Gabe can phase through walls in real life.
11:15 that aged so well
Just remember, one time you got a $7000 unusual
$8000*
@@iluvtacoz123 no it was 7000
What unusual was it?
Captain Crunch
Brotherhood of arms strange unusual with the burning effect
@@iluvtacoz123 Fake StaryKrow headass.
Yo anyone else noticed that when joey accidentally removed the "new" notification from the boxes he got good stuff always? Just me? Ok.
Big Joey when gets only dups: Pliz, no more...
Valve: Ok, here's a Tungsten Toque :3
Alternate Title: How I lost 175$ on TF2
"I'm gonna grab a chair and some sturdy rope" omg lololol
"Off to hang myself, watch and Learn!"
@@dariushenker5400 darn it one year to late i just missed the chance so close but you beat me to it barely you shall not get that lucky next time you are now my arch nimiess and i shall defeat you until next time mr henker
calling it right now he’s gonna get another unusual
EDIT: oh how wrong I was
Oof 100
*dabs* calling my ass
Joey Slapnuts slowly goes insane asmr
6:16
*slams table*
"Heavy is not happy about this"
7:31 there you go
TRESH
Boooooooo
Oof
2:33 HAHAHAH I LOVE SARCASM!!!
Fur line fighter + Gabe's glasses + any bushy beard = George R.R. Martin heavy
The TF2 Market crash was karma for this unboxing
4:53 god I love my state
same.
Hell yeah
What I learned from this is that heavy needs more cosmetics
i just watched a mans soul completely die within 14 minutes
Why do you remove all the things you have uploaded recently?
HE REMOVED THE SLAP NUTS OUT OF HIS NAME, I mean I’m happy he’s going full UA-cam twitch and has to be family friendly but the slap nuts was iconic
If I were to describe crates in tf2 with a Tom Jones song it would have to be
It’s not unusual
When the heavy update never comes so we just open a shit ton of crates for heavy
I love how he avoids the crates so that they will look satisfying
2:30 “they should do that in the update” 3 years later 😂
Strange little bear is about 20 dollars if i remember.
Haha, no
marketplace.tf/items/1097;11/Strange%20Little%20Bear
@@sleeves2604 oh yeah... that was the red army robin, my bad.
I don't get the frustration you're having
This seems completely normal
I've opened 5 crates and gotten 2 duplicates. This is honestly pretty good
The diference is that he use 15 keys
Nani?
All hats of my heavy were unboxed
-The Gabe Glasses
-The Toss-Proof Towel
And
-Officer's ushanka
"I've maybe had a Strange Little Bear before. But definitely not a strange one." Hmmmmmmmm
The Hunter heavy, the rat stompers and the ushanka/ gone commando and you got yourself stalingrad
2:00
"The Hunter Heavy?"
***siren noises***
"Welcome to dupe city! Population: Every Unboxing Video"
just imagine what joey is going through in the crate depression
The only time I actually made a profit from these keyless crates was when I unboxed a strange dead of night
6:29 "The Tough Guy's Toke"
I'm assuming you're American because it's actually pronounced "Tuke". Just a friendly reminder from Canada.
I snort maple dust roll in the snow all day ay
Damn, as a french canadian i didn't even know that myself !
Antoine Goulet alright
@Antoine Goulet Actually its Toke, the community member who created it said its toke.
This was supposed to be a fun little joke and then its became a warzone in the replies
after nine years in development hopefully it'll be worth the wait
*you unlocked the family weapons guy*
This cosmetic is when Valve and the American tv show Family Guy had a crossover in the Family Guy episode “Stewie plays m1”
Now the character The Heavy dresses up as the fat man “Peter griffin” with the new map ctf_quahog_
Did this man ever heard of craft hats
4:22 I think those were his eyes, cause there weren't any straps. Heh technology.
After top tier unusual u run out of luck Joey :'D
*Theres will be always next time my guy*
I remember always using Minesota slick to make bootleg duke nukem
"I've maybe had a strange little bear before but never a strange one"
- Big Joey 2019
Now do 500.
nice work phat man, i've got a dispenser if ya need it to cry on after all those unboxes c: :sentry:TM
gaben just said "take this L"
really do be like that sometimes
*_The ride never ends._*
*Ring ring* it's LazyPurple's heavy calling about that insult to his fashion sense
vest without sleeves -big joey
Big Joey: buys 50 heavy crates and gets shit
me a clueless medic main: buys 3 medic crates and gets a 110$ dollar unusual and 2 stranges that all go together to make a set
Yeeeeeeeah boooooooy
Big Joey's back
I'm sorry but man is hitting a time splitters 2 reference? what an immense deep knowledge of culture!
I bet when he screams "I'M BIG JOEY" he makes some kind of gang sign with his hands. No way he just sits still.
he mentioned time splitters 2 and any person who knows that game is a someone deserving of respect
BJSN: Let my luck change
Valve: Steam hold my beer
if i had a hundred pounds i was willing, able and allowed to spend on unboxing, i would def imitate this with sniper-only crates. the presence of dupes is less likely due to sniper seemingly having more miscs and hats i think
Congrats on 100k!
_/SANDWICH MAKE ME STRONG!/_
soundsmith should do a soldier version of this and uncle dane an engineer one
Bold of you to assume Uncle Dane uploads
Idea for second account name ( if you don’t have a second ) “Bigger Joey Slap-Nuts”
Heavy cosmetics either try to make him look badass or try to make him look ridiculous, there is no in between
R.I.P. Joey's sanity
Now this is bold
Goundz: Are u the real big joey?
Watch big joe dying inside for 15 minutes without sms and registration.
This is why you should only film after so that the experiment is not skewed.
12:39 The sound of a man who's mental status is descending into insanity and sadness
"strange little bear"
he sure aint a bear so thats why its strange.
ok the eliminator's safe guard just looks like heavy stole soldier's breach and bomb and lifted the mask up a bit
6:18 he hit the table so hard it gave me an ad
seeing how many boxes are in Joeys backpack is like a dream came true
Personal heavy loadout is hunter heavy, Cuban bristle crisis, and the Soviet gentleman (Miami nights effect)
since the officers ushanka was made of bear hands, you should wear it with the bear outfit so it would be a bear honoring his lost brother or something.
lol this was super funny, it's nice to see you making a crappy unbox fun to watch keep it up
I like to describe this as: "Giveaway Fuel"
I will say this i buy about 20 of these either single class or usually all class crates during things like Halloween or smithmas where unusual chances are higher and that's how Ive pulled every unusual I have so if your looking to get one without just buying the one you want (which id heavily recommend it will almost always be cheaper) only ever unbox during one of those events it will say in the patch notes the chances are higher for the duration of the event. and in case anybody was wondering ive gotten 2 the first one was a starstorm insomnia timless topper and the second was a bubbling barnstorm bomber both where not very good in price but i was happy with them non the less
hmm, Microtransactions!
Where is the strange unusual brotherhood of arms when we need it
Missed your content Big-J, even if you are a dirty heavy main ;*
Scout main?
big joey gets all these cool hat: oh come on
me if I get the free casual badge and the pyrovison googles: a bellesing from the lord
i saw " Heavy only...." and i knew that was big joey
I used to have a gabe heavy load out ages ago - unpainted white russian with gabe glasses and a formal torso cosmetic.
Yuri's Revenge is just a reference to a madman who wants to dominate the whole world with mind control powers.
Another bit of the Heavy update was funded.
And this is why lawmakers are trying to make lootboxes illegal. Seriously, Joey, how much were all those boxes?
Classic Big Joey right here boys
not gonna lie, they had us in the first half
Always liked watching tf2 unboxing mors then OW unboxing cause instead of 4 items you get 1
gabe newell: Gabe glasses, The one man army, the aparratchiks appearel
Joey: so I’ll give it away on my discord
People without discord: I have crippling depression.
What are you doing without discord? It's free, there's no reason to not have it!
*you don’t know my life*
I should get discord
@@claymeistereu what if you hate talking to people
One step closer to metal loadout