DON'T CARE IF IT WASN'T A HAT I'M COUNTING IT 3 FOR 3 BABY!!! Discord: / discord Twitter: / bigjoeyslapnuts Patreon: www.patreon.co... Instagram: / bigjoeyslapnuts
big joey you've been an inspiration to me since i've started playing tf2, even though i dont main heavy, im always super excited when you upload. my favourite is the sandvich vs the banana. every time you upload a smile appears on my face. thank you.
That feeling of forking over $2:50 per key (x50) and cases which are going on the market for $0:60 (x50) $125 in keys + $30 in crates = This video cost $155 to make.
I have 32 christmas 2019 Cosmetics Cases, 33 Winter Warpaints 2019 and 5 spooky spoils cases and idk how much that costs since I've never gotten into the trading and store side of TF2 much. The most valuable thing I own is probably a stock botkiller rocket launcher (that has the crystal bot attachment) and 175 kills, sufficiently lethal, carbonado MK.I That or a Killstreak Rainblower (I have a stock Flamethrower with Killstreaks and a bunch of other Killstreak kits too) neither have a sheen it seems. Edit: I have two professional Killstreak kits (Volcano Fragment[Villainous Violet] and Freedom staff[Mandarin]) And Four Specialized killstreak kits (Pompson[Team Shine], Caber[Deadly Daffodil], Cow Mangler[Agonizing Emerald] and Vaccinator[HotRod])
My favorite thing about these new cosmetics is that the paintable area for the Jarmaments is the liquid itself so you can paint it white and give the Sniper a different kind of jar.
I know it's just some hats but I'm so excited that they scrapped together a case full of community stuff.. they could literally do the same with an entire update
wow joey your an amazing youtuber and i wanted to say thank you. i always wanted to play heavy but couldn't find anyone but then i found you. you taught me how to play one of my favorite valve characters with very funny content. so i just wanted to say thank you
My first crate from the summer 2020 was an unusual Missing Piece. I'm a newer player so I can happily say my first unusual was a Where's Waldo hat for a man who lives in a camper van
4:20 There was a gamemode called UberUpgrades (which was basically TF2 but you can upgrade anything) where engie had an upgrade where he could have a minisentry on his head and his shoulder, which benefit from his sentry upgrades
Bird's Eye Viewer is another camera for Spy! YAAYYY Now I'm gonna use it with the Megapixel Beard and Frontline Field Recorder. Just wish there was a cosmetic slot just for flying items for me to use the RoBro 3000 too...
HERE'S THE DISCORD LINK!
discord.gg/JWCSz2z
We'll be doing like 5-7 of these giveaways, so hurry in!
Big Joey nice
When is the giveaway?
big joey you've been an inspiration to me since i've started playing tf2, even though i dont main heavy, im always super excited when you upload. my favourite is the sandvich vs the banana. every time you upload a smile appears on my face. thank you.
When is the giveaway?
@@uncledanescousin4122 dude. he spent money on this stuff leave him alone
valve is trying to tell you that you are a bad medic apparently
*medic schadenfreude*
I’m well aware of my medic skills... they’re awful
@@Rotihn well your channels name sounds like you are an engi main
Robert E. O. Speedwagon it’s an old name, but I’m a smart engineer.
Yeah Joey did make that joke twice
What a great time for the community. Every game I've been in since the update has had a super great atmosphere.
In the real tf2 is NO UPDATE SHUT UP
Visit the tf2 forums for the opposite feeling
Did they finally fix the script kiddie problem?
@@SonofTiamat unfortunately not but I have definitely seen less than usual.
@@jeanho9507 oh yeah they just got a new megathread
I haven't eaten in 513 days Joey
No
No
Joey food gimme food please Joey
Please I'm so hungry
Help
PLease
I was kinda hoping the last would be a Self-Care just for the laugh, but I'm glad you actually got something good.
i was really hoping for an unusual self care lol
Too bad its unable to be an unusual, would've loved it to be unusual for the memes.
I am very guilty of crossing my fingers hoping he would get that
last unboxing i did was 5 keyless soldier creats to honor Rick May, he decided to bless me with a strange unusual
What unusuel
@@penguingamer4983 best comment
what unusual
@@penguingamer4983 the conquistador
@@swooshified the conquistador
Free my family, Large Johnathan.
Large Joseph
Large Jotaro
Testicular impact
Massive Joseph Hit Testacles
lurq large joseph testicular impact
That feeling of forking over $2:50 per key (x50) and cases which are going on the market for $0:60 (x50)
$125 in keys + $30 in crates =
This video cost $155 to make.
Thx man good to know how much I need if I want to do this.
no but u have to devide the profit that he made. so cut about $20. 130 down the drain lol
It costs over 155$ to open these cases... for 14 minutes.
I have 32 christmas 2019 Cosmetics Cases, 33 Winter Warpaints 2019 and 5 spooky spoils cases and idk how much that costs since I've never gotten into the trading and store side of TF2 much.
The most valuable thing I own is probably a stock botkiller rocket launcher (that has the crystal bot attachment) and 175 kills, sufficiently lethal, carbonado MK.I
That or a Killstreak Rainblower (I have a stock Flamethrower with Killstreaks and a bunch of other Killstreak kits too) neither have a sheen it seems.
Edit: I have two professional Killstreak kits (Volcano Fragment[Villainous Violet] and Freedom staff[Mandarin])
And Four Specialized killstreak kits (Pompson[Team Shine], Caber[Deadly Daffodil], Cow Mangler[Agonizing Emerald] and Vaccinator[HotRod])
It cost 155 dolrs
To make one video... For 14 minute
Well, two Unusualifiers. That's better than a sharp stick in the eye.
I’m just happy because Decal tools will now drop in value which means more conscientious objector sales for me
I need hentai signs
Capitalism at it's finest
Haha, I bought one from you!
@@Hassan_2603 I bought like 20 from him xD
YO JOEY! AT 6:07 WHEN YOU GET THE SELF CARE, THERE WAS A THIRD NEXT ITEM!
9:03 unusal i hope i help
There’s also a guy that opened 20 crates, and got 3 unusuals.
i saw that
that was crazy
i told my sister who doesn’t play tf2 and she was like woah!
Archimo
Can you give the link?
NeatoN hello! it should be this video! ua-cam.com/video/I8q-QwCNols/v-deo.html
@@Delgado973 its rick roll isnt it?
My favorite thing about these new cosmetics is that the paintable area for the Jarmaments is the liquid itself so you can paint it white and give the Sniper a different kind of jar.
breach and bomb : exists
PUBG players : Goodbye old friend, but I won't miss you
Loll
I just got it and and if paint it wit zepheniah's greed it look really nice
After I saw this comment there was a pubg ad lol
@@BytzDrawz lmao
Local news: heavy main puts 4 medics in the hospital for not being pocketed
XD
Joey: WHAT’RE YOU TRYNA SAY?!
*discord noise*
Joey: NOT NOW VALVE
the california cap, poolside polo and tools of the tourist is a set
When ur so early it’s in 360p
At 6:15 you clicked the close button instead of "next item" and I won't be able to sleep at night until I know what that next item was
another self care
The mini sentries on engi's head and shoulder shoot nerf darts.
or do like .5 damage every few minutes or something idk.
Good Engineer Buff
Could you imagine if he got an unusual and it was for the self care
I think self care is good if it is unusual, could work for stacking
@@nekorisakirisame1323 you’d probably steal it
Unusually bad Medic
@@nekorisakirisame1323 its a misc
Imagine a Fire Fighter with a Burning Flames effect
That's probably going to sell for too much
Cool and Expensive
i love how this small update generates as much hype as a major update
We're just THAT desperate on new content.
OMG you brought back the intro!
"Yo! What's up you guys? *IT'S BIG JOEY!*"
I missed that intro sm! :,)
thanks for the 5:40 am upload, caters to people with shit sleep schedules like me.
I know it's just some hats but I'm so excited that they scrapped together a case full of community stuff.. they could literally do the same with an entire update
I just got a random cosmetic item drop from the drip system only 150 hours into the game. I’m so happy. It was a chuckle nuts!
wow joey your an amazing youtuber
and i wanted to say thank you.
i always wanted to play heavy but couldn't find anyone
but then i found you.
you taught me how to play one of my favorite valve characters with very funny content.
so i just wanted to say thank you
3:38 This pleases any bushman
"StickMaster500" is with us!
I was eagerly awaiting an unboxing...
Thank you big Joey!
Also congrats on the unusuals!!!
Imagine how much a burning flames fire fighter would go for
*BRUUUUUHHHHH* I want that Spy jacket SO BAD.
I bought these crates from trade servers for like 3 ref each, then resold them on the market for like $2 each. I made $8 from it
The fire fighter with lost souls in red or just any fire / red effect wold look good
Joey: *Gets only 2 unusual cosmetics*
the banjo taunt and valve: I'll do it myself then.
*Unusualfier has entered the backpack*
The first one that dropped for me gave me a Sunbeams California Cap. Congrats on the unusual, man!
I always love the fact that cases will almost always take up most of your space in your backpack (well as long as your lazy as me)
7:53 “I got a strange chicken Mom!” -Big Joey 2020
Ive never seen someone so hyped about unboxing a mercenary grade cosmetics
this was my first major tf2 update and I'm happy that valve continues to update tf2 even though i only started playing in march of 2020
The Birds Eye Informant is the best cosmetic in the update in my opinion, fits really well with spies personality and fits well with the game
*p i s s s h i r t*
@@slaphand9578 ok I made a mistake piss jacket is almighty
fire fighter.
SCORCHING FLAMES.
CENTERED.
IMAGINE HOW COOL THAT WOULD LOOK.
The self care gives me a final frontiers man kinda vibe, its a great cosmetic but you get so many of them!
*Lord Gaben laughing in the heavens whenever Joey unboxes an injured medic cosmetic*
When others games get an update
Thier fans: oh cool
When tf2 gets an update
Tf2 fans: THE SACRIFICE WAS ACCEPTED!
PRAISE THE LORD!
ah, i like seeing the crates i got for the whole summer instead of weapons i needed opened
These are 2020’s they’re worth about a key to 0.2 keys. 2019 cases are worth 0.2 weapon
I tend to save crates up for huge unboxing
JOEY YOU CANT JUST LEAVE US HANGING
WHAT UNUSUAL EFFECTS DID YOU GET
large joseph has opened the boxes
"FINALLY I CAN HOLD ALL MY PISS" destroyed me xD
A lot of people think Unboxing videos are the plague of the Tf2ber sphere, but I honestly don't see the problem.
When he got the spy jacket he got 48 dollars
Joey's Career can be summed up with these lyrics: "I take a look at my enourmous peeniiss and my troubles start a fadin' away"
holy shit 2 unusualifiers, you have great luck
Video: comes out
Me: SPEED
Am i the only who thought sophisticated smoker looks like bilious hale
Best cosmetics and unusual effects added in the past year
I'm only commenting to boost this video's standing in the algorithm to ensure you make back the money you spent on those crate via ad revenue.
This is indeed, A Gamer Moment.
More like engineer gaming moment
tfw joey uploads at like 6am
tfw ur up for it
Head of defense has 2 modes, sentry and mini sentry. Great hat.
the Evil Ryu hat is arguably the best hat in the case
Ah yes, the update that I was waiting for
I meet at least it ain’t a bot update
You don't know just how jealous I am of your Luxury Lounge Unusualifier
My dream hat out of this box would be a strange kaleidoscope cali cap.
My first crate from the summer 2020 was an unusual Missing Piece. I'm a newer player so I can happily say my first unusual was a Where's Waldo hat for a man who lives in a camper van
I love how you refer to the Fire Fighter cosmetic for pyro as Street Fighter hair. Great vid man, keep up the amazing work and stay groovy.
4:20 There was a gamemode called UberUpgrades (which was basically TF2 but you can upgrade anything) where engie had an upgrade where he could have a minisentry on his head and his shoulder, which benefit from his sentry upgrades
Oh I have an idea for an mvm heavy upgrades
First is fast rev time for heavy
The second idea is rev travel distance:)
who else watches unboxing videos to see people get happy?
Bird's Eye Viewer is another camera for Spy! YAAYYY
Now I'm gonna use it with the Megapixel Beard and Frontline Field Recorder.
Just wish there was a cosmetic slot just for flying items for me to use the RoBro 3000 too...
Still 3 months later tf2 fans love big Joey
Valve: gives this guy like 5 self-cares
Big Joey: Im gonna pretend i didnt see that
Everytime joey starts a rant it gets stopped by the cases
I love the way you introduce yourself.
I love watching Humongous Joe spending his money
I love how Joey spends a lot of his money just to give most of it away to his fans
HE SAID IT. ITS BIG JOEY WOOO
My first summer crate I got an unusual Soviet Strong Arm with the whirlwind/tornado effect
large joseph knows what i want to see
Fire fighter hat is love
Now I didn’t know at the time I got it how much the dueling banjos unusual-fire was, but according to this video it’s pretty good.
Stop putting the child locks on, i cant get out of car Humongous George
i think this is the best case we have
Yes we do
burning flames fire fighter sounds sick
Joey so nice he spents a shit ton of money abd gives it away to us
Your prononciation of crab de chapeau was actually fairly accurate
It’s crab-dey-sha-poe
Me watching my favourite tf2 youtuber, the bit my mom walks in on 3:40
Based on a true story ;)
big joeys gonna give away 30 self cares by the end of this
*Skips to a random point in the video*
Joey: "FINALLY I CAN HOLD MY PISS"
Large Joseph Testicular Punch always bringing good tf2 content.
I'll be honest
I want the Breadcrab and Loaf Loafers, as well as the Bread Biter
You should put the strange scouts killed on your Natascha just to rub salt into the wound for every sweaty lime green or hot pink scunt main.
Yeeet i cant wait to open my frist one
Did u open it ?
@@picklerick7837 yes it was shit
This collection was some heat
My first ever unusual was the fire fighter after just one box. Got a key cause I wanted to try.
It has a kaleidoscope effect.
you should unbox the winter cosmetic crates
You missed one of the 3-drop unboxes. It might've been a 3rd unusualifier.
thank you big joshep
man i would kill to do an unboxing like that, i would be happy with anything on this case