Eating 33 Year Old US MRE 1984 Ham & Chicken Loaf Vintage MRE Review Meal Ready to Eat Taste Test

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  • @tambor76
    @tambor76 6 років тому +1887

    Ive never seen a person so full of enthusiasm and excitement for eating 33 year old military food and with such a vast knowledge of the history of military food. Even the way he describes the food and the words he uses to describe it. A true military food guru. Impressive. 🖒

  • @lisaw6219
    @lisaw6219 6 років тому +2112

    After watching so many youtube videos with guys showing off their exotic cars, it's refreshing to see a man who can appreciate something so basic as an edible meal...

  • @GsusIsKing
    @GsusIsKing 6 років тому +1422

    Soldiers in 1984: "I hate MRE food..." Steve in 2017: "I can't believe how good this is! mmm I never want it to end."

    • @GuitarMastr3000LP
      @GuitarMastr3000LP 6 років тому +92

      Like how good must 1984 food have been??? Is our food today really that terrible?

    • @geoffupton
      @geoffupton 6 років тому +13

      Guitar3000LP so right

    • @jasondodd109
      @jasondodd109 6 років тому +9

      😂😂😂dead ass the best thing all day

    • @dimkacracker
      @dimkacracker 6 років тому +18

      @@GuitarMastr3000LP truffles were eaten like seeds, and cavier as well. All that shit was cheap.

    • @vannestacion9860
      @vannestacion9860 6 років тому +7

      @@GuitarMastr3000LP as technology rise , the natural way to cultivate food turning to insdustrial way

  • @JoostArchives
    @JoostArchives 5 років тому +2138

    It’s 2 am and I’m watching a man eat food from the 80’s.
    Proud to be here.

    • @cubsfan8293
      @cubsfan8293 5 років тому +11

      Orphanmolester2008 nice

    • @hotheadedjoelhaha
      @hotheadedjoelhaha 5 років тому +2

      Well.......... What else is there to do...?

    • @docod-vq6iv
      @docod-vq6iv 4 роки тому +1

      @@chickyismycat it's now 9:23am kill me

    • @docod-vq6iv
      @docod-vq6iv 4 роки тому +1

      @@chickyismycat lol

    • @cooldude3118
      @cooldude3118 4 роки тому

      Vincent Schley idk for me.

  • @herropreaseherro7870
    @herropreaseherro7870 5 років тому +3859

    This man playing around with 1984 meatloaf while I just came from the video about that college student who died from eating 4 day old pasta

    • @ven950
      @ven950 5 років тому +174

      HOLY SHIT SAME

    • @miatafan
      @miatafan 5 років тому +335

      Steve has a much greater immunity

    • @lyrimetacurl0
      @lyrimetacurl0 5 років тому +159

      I like 1979 meat loaf (Bat out of Hell)

    • @ezraarief3827
      @ezraarief3827 5 років тому +85

      Ahaha that's the one where an Asian dude's narrating right?

    • @markusbrunner5706
      @markusbrunner5706 5 років тому +15

      wow i watched the same thing yesterday is that how i got here? lol

  • @202vidz
    @202vidz 6 років тому +3546

    *pulls out hard white brick labeled as pears*
    “They smell great, perfectly fine”

    • @essxo2885
      @essxo2885 6 років тому +75

      LMFAOOOOO

    • @DYWTE
      @DYWTE 6 років тому +26

      Crunch

    • @CrystalRoots102
      @CrystalRoots102 6 років тому +120

      They looked normal, it's freeze dried which is how it's supposed to look

    • @shanemarcotte2062
      @shanemarcotte2062 6 років тому +8

      @@CrystalRoots102 dehydrated.

    • @Thomas___
      @Thomas___ 6 років тому +1

      Lol ded

  • @Winsane
    @Winsane 7 років тому +8853

    I like blue, that's a good reason.

    • @ZeroMat1
      @ZeroMat1 7 років тому +238

      I got blue , bitches love blue , want sum fuk becky ?

    • @Jixijenga
      @Jixijenga 7 років тому +32

      I like blue too.

    • @XxStonedKillerxX
      @XxStonedKillerxX 7 років тому +16

      I dislike blue. how dare you.

    • @HIIMUsc
      @HIIMUsc 7 років тому +41

      bitches love blue, and also sticks

    • @signs80
      @signs80 7 років тому

      Me too

  • @MichaelEgan66
    @MichaelEgan66 4 роки тому +428

    Hey there Steve. Long time watcher here. I'm a disabled marine who joined in 84 so this episode was special for me.
    I had to comment this time because up until about 6 months ago, I routinely bought usgi surplus cases, but for whatever reason all of my sources either jacked the price for an a/b 2 case pak from an average of $75-$100 way up to like $250 now, or they plain stopped carrying them.
    The first thing I noticed was no Tabasco bottle. It seemed like they were in everything.
    The pears were supposed to be rehydrated in the pouch with your "canteen" water. Never seen them eaten dry. Ever. Hell, we all got a kick out of watching little bits of fruit appear from seemingly dust chunks. Strawberries were the best. It was like magic.
    The crackers. Absolutely inedible. They were disgusting and the peanut butter was worse. Especially chunky. Omg. I can taste it now as I type. 🤮😆
    All the mains were delicious, the most unpleasant of them being the hot dogs. Just plain and boring and unheated, they really sucked. And we did not ever heat them up at rftd at camp pendleton in boot. Rip it open, wolf it down and off you go. Never even got to drink the coffee.
    The other thing we didn't do is shit!! 5 days. When we finally got to the end of the week, we were marched to porta potties and well, to put it lightly, sounded like a platoon of men having babies out of their butts. It was funny and painful at the same time. We all swore it was by design so we'd extract every bloody gram of nutrients that were in the mres.
    The new mres were like Hilton food compared to the mess we got back then but as you mentioned, science experiments. 😆
    Being homebound disabled, it was a great activity for me to have one every day, even got myself a steel tray to make it easier to eat from my chair. I sure hope that whatever caused the explosion in price, goes away and they return to the $50 per 12 in the case price, soon. I need my mre fix dammit!!! 😂😂😂
    Thank you so much for all these videos. Its really great for my day and mental health. Really. 🙏🙏🙏

    • @connorbennett6911
      @connorbennett6911 2 роки тому +22

      Thanks for your service and your input

    • @Haddley333
      @Haddley333 2 роки тому +5

      Not shit for 5 days damn I go 2-3 times a day. It has to be this food lol

    • @VideographerExperience
      @VideographerExperience 2 роки тому +10

      that *tiny Tabasco bottle,* several adorned my baby brother's shelves, he loved those

    • @moonasha
      @moonasha 2 роки тому +4

      I think steve said he likes to eat the fruit dry

    • @GreatBirdOfHope
      @GreatBirdOfHope Рік тому +3

      Was so nice if him to reply to you you guys lmao

  • @thematt5325
    @thematt5325 6 років тому +907

    He’s so happy with his 33-year-old mre.

    • @greyk610
      @greyk610 6 років тому +13

      Forreal, dude needs to relax.

    • @jeffsomer
      @jeffsomer 6 років тому +2

      @@greyk610 STFU you miserable libtard

    • @yougotpassedbyagirl
      @yougotpassedbyagirl 6 років тому +1

      Lmaoo

    • @haven1048
      @haven1048 6 років тому +51

      Ikr lmao, it makes me so happy to see him so happy.

    • @Hooligan_kat
      @Hooligan_kat 6 років тому +2

      The Matt I wanna be this happy 😂

  • @AnkitKumar-zu2vj
    @AnkitKumar-zu2vj 6 років тому +902

    I'll make lunch today, store it and will eat it in 2051. Thanks for the idea.

  • @CassandraBankson
    @CassandraBankson 6 років тому +4370

    *How did I get here, and why does this man know so much about food that was continued or discontinued or salted or whatnot.* I am both perplexed and intrigued

    • @MohsinKhan-yr1rd
      @MohsinKhan-yr1rd 6 років тому +13

      correct bb

    • @MohsinKhan-yr1rd
      @MohsinKhan-yr1rd 6 років тому +33

      your English can you teach me

    • @redlobster4841
      @redlobster4841 6 років тому +8

      lmao😂🍻

    • @Dutchenter
      @Dutchenter 6 років тому +34

      Hahahaha same im deep in youtube but this looks kinda cool

    • @Xyronium
      @Xyronium 6 років тому +48

      It a far starch from some makeup toturials stuff.

  • @psychonaut1829
    @psychonaut1829 4 роки тому +438

    "Theres salt on the cracker and the nuts arent rancid, Nice!" Steve would be the easiest house guest ever.

    • @JoJo-tm6ty
      @JoJo-tm6ty 3 роки тому +26

      Im pretty sure anything above pure mold would be a great meal for him

    • @kyzerbuhnzi6403
      @kyzerbuhnzi6403 3 роки тому +24

      @@JoJo-tm6ty he’d still take a bite from the side without mold on it

    • @JoJo-tm6ty
      @JoJo-tm6ty 3 роки тому +4

      @@kyzerbuhnzi6403 true

    • @georgemartin5980
      @georgemartin5980 2 роки тому +13

      Hey Steve, we're going out to eat, you're not coming, we've left you some Latvian Decontamination Rations."
      "Nice! I've been waiting to try them!"

    • @RemoteAbductionArm
      @RemoteAbductionArm 2 роки тому

      my nuts are pretty rancid

  • @drsauce2574
    @drsauce2574 6 років тому +3471

    He eatin it an describing it like it’s a 5 star meal 😂😂

    • @TheNekoWolfe
      @TheNekoWolfe 6 років тому +202

      How the fuck else would you describe the flavor of something that's older than yourself and should have been moldy mush by now?

    • @urbosasfurry2126
      @urbosasfurry2126 6 років тому +38

      I think he's being sarcastic...

    • @tracysullivan3715
      @tracysullivan3715 6 років тому +2

      🤣

    • @alucardsantradideus267
      @alucardsantradideus267 6 років тому +12

      What if... It is?

    • @kush5749
      @kush5749 6 років тому +11

      Made in 1984. :)

  • @coffee5736
    @coffee5736 5 років тому +1548

    Someone asks you your favorite food.
    1984 MRE ham and chicken loaf.

    • @plays533
      @plays533 5 років тому +34

      Nah I feel like he had a major hard on for the pineapple nut cake

    • @IAN815
      @IAN815 5 років тому +4

      The Moon and Antarctica

    • @coffee5736
      @coffee5736 5 років тому +2

      @@IAN815 Yeah man I love that album.

    • @tetravx-553
      @tetravx-553 5 років тому

      I'm deceased

    • @tyw12
      @tyw12 5 років тому +5

      truly a decedent and rare treat. just so sweet and nutty and velvety mmmmm

  • @mr_selfdestrukt
    @mr_selfdestrukt 5 років тому +1348

    "I can think of a few reasons why the toilet paper is blue."
    "number one, I like blue.."
    *gives no other reasons*
    *moves on*

    • @sazax8231
      @sazax8231 5 років тому +3

      ?

    • @cocoshort6528
      @cocoshort6528 5 років тому +5

      @@sazax8231 Its called understanding the meaning

    • @SATE-d3t
      @SATE-d3t 5 років тому +13

      I'm blue da ba de da ba die sorry it's just a song

    • @jambandfan1
      @jambandfan1 5 років тому +1

      Sarincrow I think it’s just unbleached.

    • @realronaldsrump5223
      @realronaldsrump5223 5 років тому +3

      It may be blue so that you aren't tempted to use it to surrender to the enemy while taking a dump.

  • @1991pullo
    @1991pullo 3 роки тому +268

    As someone who had this menu when it was "fresh" I can tell you it was my favorite. The pears were like gold to me. The ham and chicken loaf was great, kind of tasted like canned tuna.

    • @brentengelhart5
      @brentengelhart5 2 роки тому +7

      I enjoyed the Chicken-ala-King. The cheddar cheese and crackers was also, special. I remember the cheese would have to be kneaded because of oil seperation and it was chock full of little grains of sharp tangy flavour.

    • @jefftappan3091
      @jefftappan3091 2 роки тому +2

      It was much better with some Tabasco on it.

    • @barrybolton1396
      @barrybolton1396 2 роки тому +1

      @@brentengelhart5 I loved the Chicken Ala King...people hated it....the dehydrated Burger (or Pork Chop) were hideous. Prisons would riot if you 'fed' them that. Cheese and crackers were the bomb.

    • @barrybolton1396
      @barrybolton1396 2 роки тому

      @Duffelbag Drag FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NOOOO!

    • @Hawk_Mutuku
      @Hawk_Mutuku 2 роки тому

      It looks like tuna to me when he spreads it lol

  • @sherbetfarts
    @sherbetfarts 6 років тому +309

    “No numbing in my throat or in my mouth, no swelling”
    Yep that’s definitely a plus!

  • @SeanHodgins
    @SeanHodgins 7 років тому +4633

    I also enjoy when my food doesn't numb or swell my mouth or throat. That is what I look for in a food.

    • @Eludia
      @Eludia 6 років тому +11

      Daniel Hertzler 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @johngrats8772
      @johngrats8772 6 років тому +4

      Heaters even in 1986

    • @flowerzoni
      @flowerzoni 6 років тому

      too much spicy chips?

    • @phatmanpushimbak8903
      @phatmanpushimbak8903 6 років тому +5

      My uncles name is Sean Hodgins.

    • @sentelscribbles6583
      @sentelscribbles6583 6 років тому +4

      You should probably get checked for allergies...

  • @kolbymcmullen2364
    @kolbymcmullen2364 7 років тому +835

    Anyone else feel comforted by these videos when having bouts of anxiety or depression? Theres just something soothing about the atmosphere Steve provides for some reason lol.

    • @craftistic82
      @craftistic82 7 років тому +61

      Kolby McMullen he's definitely got a gift. It's a nice mix of asmr and relaxing educational content.

    • @kevinthefabulous1118
      @kevinthefabulous1118 7 років тому +82

      Steve is the Bob Ross of MRE's, calming and informative with his own weird sayings.

    • @TadpoleTea
      @TadpoleTea 7 років тому +38

      Coming from someone with bad depression and sever anixity, i can totally confirm he does.

    • @liulfrbailey3087
      @liulfrbailey3087 7 років тому +15

      Can actually agree with that haha. Always makes me hungry while watching though..

    • @SirReginaldBumquistIII
      @SirReginaldBumquistIII 7 років тому +5

      Yes yes yes you can get lost in it

  • @dillonsnyder1172
    @dillonsnyder1172 4 роки тому +227

    "Yeah, theres no numbing in my throat, or in my mouth, no swelling, no rancidity. True good mood food."
    This man is the doomsday prepper version of Gordon Ramsay. Awesome

    • @acernoks
      @acernoks 2 роки тому +6

      "All good things must pass. Hopefully, this will."

  • @kumipeters6269
    @kumipeters6269 5 років тому +2405

    When you’re eating food from an animal that lived and died before you were even a thought.

    • @tsinjorasamy3852
      @tsinjorasamy3852 5 років тому +102

      Holy fuck 🤔

    • @keriheatfan3
      @keriheatfan3 5 років тому +87

      Fucking vegetarians

    • @thra5herxb12s
      @thra5herxb12s 5 років тому +34

      Yeah man. I've eaten 1961 dated cold war emergency biscuits that just tasted normal 🤣

    • @thra5herxb12s
      @thra5herxb12s 5 років тому +6

      Yeah man. I've eaten 1961 dated cold war emergency biscuits that just tasted normal 🤣

    • @elzebub5
      @elzebub5 5 років тому

      xd Valerian true tho man

  • @kinasgamer
    @kinasgamer 5 років тому +1516

    Me: can we eat out
    Mom: we have food at home
    Food at home:
    *33 year old meatloaf*

  • @Thomas___
    @Thomas___ 6 років тому +2590

    *_When the food is older than you_*

  • @piatpotatopeon8305
    @piatpotatopeon8305 4 роки тому +56

    Finding an unwatched Steve1989 video is like finding a perfectly preserved 40-year old ration. The satisfaction is intense.

  • @tdotson66
    @tdotson66 6 років тому +650

    I can’t believe he ate the whole thing. Stranger yet....I can’t believe I watched the whole thing!

  • @re1ive456
    @re1ive456 5 років тому +1586

    (Pulls our normal plastic spoon)
    “Classic MRE spoon”

    • @harshh9000
      @harshh9000 5 років тому +13

      Retrovirus09 out*

    • @Jaxgotscared
      @Jaxgotscared 5 років тому +33

      @@re1ive456 pfft... You're my new favorite person

    • @adriannaranjo4397
      @adriannaranjo4397 5 років тому +56

      (Gets MRE in the mail)
      "Classic MRE shipping"

    • @orbsorbs8465
      @orbsorbs8465 5 років тому

      J1. Then what? All the spoons I’ve seen nowadays consist of white plastic spoons, I think it’s just where you live.

    • @orbsorbs8465
      @orbsorbs8465 5 років тому

      J1. Then I’m kind of jealous of your spoons :0

  • @zeusrodriguezmexico
    @zeusrodriguezmexico 6 років тому +115

    It’s nice listening to people speak about what their passionate about

  • @layzer80
    @layzer80 3 роки тому +118

    Steve seems like such a gentle, kind fellow. But its pretty cool when he smacks his coffee, sugar and creamer packets into submission.

    • @phoroshd2896
      @phoroshd2896 3 роки тому +4

      Hes the Bob Ross of MREs

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 2 роки тому

      I was stunned when he only used one coffee packet with so much water !! Not Steve SOP !

  • @Captiiva
    @Captiiva 5 років тому +871

    "There is no rancidity to those nuts" -steve 7:32

  • @dayne5897
    @dayne5897 6 років тому +1665

    33 year old lunchable

  • @guyfieri3434
    @guyfieri3434 7 років тому +250

    No one will ever love you as much as Steve loves coffee, instant, type 1

    • @hunterdakota5271
      @hunterdakota5271 6 років тому

      @pavo6503 I used it to kill some roaches.

    • @swaghauler8334
      @swaghauler8334 6 років тому

      @pavo6503 The Coffee, Coca Mix, Sugar, and Creamer packets mixed with water in a pouch will make Ranger Pudding. Not only is it good, but it will WAKE you up too.

  • @TheStepmonkey
    @TheStepmonkey 4 роки тому +65

    16:39 “I don’t want it to end, just like the 80’s” Wise words Steve 👌

  • @noahl456aa3
    @noahl456aa3 7 років тому +415

    I’m just imaging you ordering coffee at a restaurant
    Waiter : how would you like your coffee?
    Steve : Instant
    Waiter : Nice

    • @weaseltown
      @weaseltown 7 років тому +39

      NoahL456 AA let's put it on a tray

    • @enriquejr7834
      @enriquejr7834 7 років тому +2

      celebritycommenter nice mkay

    • @SuperMikeFender
      @SuperMikeFender 7 років тому +12

      "...Mmm... that's robust.... just a really good blend...."

    • @troy4340
      @troy4340 7 років тому +14

      And at least 30 years old lol

    • @HellStamp
      @HellStamp 6 років тому

      I like this more than i should.

  • @HecticClan360
    @HecticClan360 6 років тому +1521

    He sounds like it’s his first day out of 20 years in prison.

  • @kjsaucier
    @kjsaucier 5 років тому +543

    Hi Steve, I am impressed with your courage at eating old food. This episode was very nostalgic for me, my first Army enlistment was from Nov 1981 to Nov 1985. This brings back some great memories. Thanks.

  • @nyfire5
    @nyfire5 4 роки тому +30

    Steve is easily the most wholesome guy on the internet today. Passion shows in all of his videos and I thoroughly enjoy every second of learning and watching. Let’s put that out on a tray.... nice.

  • @Darthjardius
    @Darthjardius 6 років тому +1988

    The last thing I ate that was 33 years old made me pick her up at her house and buy her dinner first.

    • @Darthjardius
      @Darthjardius 6 років тому +24

      @@TheRhino-27 Quote from La Bamba? I actually caught that.

    • @themanfromphoto
      @themanfromphoto 6 років тому +9

      Best comment I've seen here in years. LOL

    • @otakuzshrine1535
      @otakuzshrine1535 6 років тому +21

      Oh shit i see were you went

    • @VermillionPlays
      @VermillionPlays 6 років тому +7

      At first, I thought that was terrible English and then realized it all made sense.

    • @brendancross2767
      @brendancross2767 6 років тому +7

      weird flex but ok

  • @scott53052
    @scott53052 6 років тому +214

    You need some 1984 water for that coffee.

  • @UldrenSov
    @UldrenSov 5 років тому +306

    “First off, I like blue. So that’s a good reason” 😂

  • @wilsonle61
    @wilsonle61 4 роки тому +74

    I remember in OCS (1989) during the final patrolling exercises in the woods, some of the Ham & Chicken Loaf had spoiled. We had already been in the woods (New Yorks Hudson River Valley) 5 days with constant rain, freezing nights, and half of the 85 who went into the field had already been medevacked to the rear with upper respiratory problems, broken bones (from slipping on rocks), etc. I was the RTO when a radio call came in instructing our squad not to eat the ham & chicken loaf MRE, it had made a dozen trainees sick and they had to be pulled from the field. That left the final miserable 25 of us out in the rain and the cold, at which point we gathered up all the ham and chicken loaf MREs we had and "ATE THEM". Hoping against hope to exit that miserable field problem via food poisoning. Unfortunately, our MRE(s) were all good and we finished the 9-day field exercise. I used to actually like both the Ham Loaf and the Ham & Chicken loaf. Some of the MRE(s) in the 80(s) had John Wayne Bars. They looked like small lengths of compressed 2 x 2 sections of extruded sawdust wood product. But they were sugary and yummy. Good times!!!!

  • @mksland3884
    @mksland3884 5 років тому +1158

    When you die your body will never decay due to all the preservatives in all these MRE's you've eaten!

    • @-jackthereaper-4033
      @-jackthereaper-4033 5 років тому +15

      still though, the insects would devour your corpse

    • @saltysoysauce954
      @saltysoysauce954 5 років тому +210

      @@-jackthereaper-4033 Unless he's stored properly

    • @21snipexisaac48
      @21snipexisaac48 5 років тому +74

      - Jack The Reaper - as long as the vacuum seal is just fine

    • @tahnkajahari9
      @tahnkajahari9 5 років тому +60

      - Jack The Reaper - the insects won’t touch him if he’s out on a tray

    • @MrPYool
      @MrPYool 5 років тому +9

      Ahh... the irony

  • @JohnBrownsArmory
    @JohnBrownsArmory 6 років тому +232

    "there's no rancidity to these nuts!"

  • @michaeloneil2379
    @michaeloneil2379 6 років тому +193

    I worked as a USDA inspector for 25 years MRE production plants majority of the time. Highest standards of Sanitation processing packaging of materials. Exceptionally safe and healthy products. No expenses spared in these facilities. Continuous inspection throughout the process

    • @ciscogomez4605
      @ciscogomez4605 6 років тому +11

      Michael Oneil said no one ever

    • @AiRTaCoS
      @AiRTaCoS 6 років тому +2

      msg safe...lol, thats an oxymoron

    • @michaeloneil2379
      @michaeloneil2379 6 років тому +9

      @@AiRTaCoS show me your science David. FDA for starters find no basis for your position. Not to be argumentative, always open to learning. Thank you

    • @vijayavignesh7010
      @vijayavignesh7010 6 років тому +3

      Still thats a 33 year old fossil

    • @eggmanfryer
      @eggmanfryer 6 років тому +2

      I worked at a civilian meat plant on the kill floor. My 1st day I was stamping "USDA" on the sides of beef. They told me to get someone else to look at anything that didn't look good. I eat a lot of chicken now... like THAT'S going to be any better for me.

  • @davidg2122
    @davidg2122 3 роки тому +26

    I was army infantry in 1981, the dehydrated fruit were great, especially the strawberries!! The chocolate nut cake was the best and the cherry cake was really good too.

  • @dylanprescott2860
    @dylanprescott2860 6 років тому +666

    This man is taking about it like it just came from a 5 star Gordan Ramsay restaurant

    • @Desi1992
      @Desi1992 6 років тому +19

      SpicyTaco Fire those are actually really good I had a few in 2005 back during hurricane catrina

    • @sacredsteezz2608
      @sacredsteezz2608 6 років тому +1

      @Armando Sturzenegger lmao

    • @kamariturner940
      @kamariturner940 6 років тому +1

      SpicyTaco Fire lmao

    • @vasilakiz
      @vasilakiz 6 років тому +20

      He is from the states,their level of cuisine is McDonald’s and kfc,for him that thing that he’s eating is like 5 star cuisine.

    • @curtdixon
      @curtdixon 6 років тому

      SpicyTaco Fire meep

  • @Ram-lr6ud
    @Ram-lr6ud 6 років тому +315

    when your food is so old it could have watched the premiere of Terminator

  • @Juliaaa9797
    @Juliaaa9797 6 років тому +2643

    THERE UA-cam, I WATCHED IT. YOU HAPPY NOW?!

    • @fabian5832
      @fabian5832 6 років тому +76

      UA-cam: now we will recommend thousands of these video types to you since you tripped into our trap by giving in to the recommendation.

    • @rowbug
      @rowbug 6 років тому +6

      julia19031997 shut up

    • @sshyshy6097
      @sshyshy6097 6 років тому +28

      ok..lol..tard

    • @r.l.hulbert3476
      @r.l.hulbert3476 6 років тому +8

      So funny!! Lol

    • @unc1vil878
      @unc1vil878 6 років тому +6

      I legit see the same comment multiple times..

  • @posban
    @posban 3 роки тому +15

    Watching this again in 2021. Along with all of the other Steve videos - NICE.

  • @ghogf7694
    @ghogf7694 5 років тому +2420

    Next day
    News: man dies becuase of pooping organs out while eating a 1980 M.R.E
    His last words were: wheres that M.R.E toilet paper

    • @bobizzuddin7629
      @bobizzuddin7629 5 років тому +52

      Underrated bro 😂😂😂

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 5 років тому +18

      Prion disease sweeps through the world! Man thought to have the cure. Health experts sample his stomach lining and acid.

    • @captainarcher2
      @captainarcher2 5 років тому +2

      LMAO.

    • @Thomas___
      @Thomas___ 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @IonControl
      @IonControl 5 років тому +8

      More like *couldn't* poop out his organs (or anything else) for 2 weeks.

  • @NotTheFBI_OFFICIAL
    @NotTheFBI_OFFICIAL 6 років тому +691

    I guess youtube decided that i like 33 year old food in my recommendation ...

  • @gabrieldobrisan2103
    @gabrieldobrisan2103 6 років тому +3232

    That moment when you eat a chicken that died 33 years ago.

    • @omipatwa9564
      @omipatwa9564 6 років тому +31

      haha

    • @Tangento
      @Tangento 6 років тому +65

      LOL dude, seriously

    • @LMTR14
      @LMTR14 6 років тому +3

      what about it?!

    • @Nairuulagch
      @Nairuulagch 6 років тому +81

      Actually a lot of people eat 5 or 10 year old frozen chicken. It is just food industry grand secret.

    • @Goku_Kiyosaki
      @Goku_Kiyosaki 6 років тому +93

      Nairuulagch so ur saying that chicken he ate could possibly be almost 40 years old 🤮

  • @thevirus6101
    @thevirus6101 5 років тому +34

    “Look at those ingredients: Nitrates, MSG, not bad”...Love this guy!

  • @HDsharp
    @HDsharp 6 років тому +488

    It looks you you have to be fit just to open the packaging.

    • @zeppelin_7245
      @zeppelin_7245 6 років тому +6

      True😂😂😂

    • @hunterlacasse5195
      @hunterlacasse5195 6 років тому +9

      It is the army's ration to open after all

    • @SpankyCSTX
      @SpankyCSTX 5 років тому

      Dude straight struggling lol

    • @SpankyCSTX
      @SpankyCSTX 5 років тому +4

      That's back when they made shit that wasn't made with 99% recycled shit

    • @sthfix
      @sthfix 5 років тому

      if you were weak and starving you'd die trying to open the ham

  • @TheSakyoGamer
    @TheSakyoGamer 6 років тому +347

    i see youtube is finally putting good videos in my recommended

  • @fightwithonefilms
    @fightwithonefilms 5 років тому +1227

    Takes food directly out of boiling water "wow it's hot"

  • @Cheez-It92
    @Cheez-It92 4 роки тому +8

    My Dad served in the Guards from the 1970's to the 90's and he is thoroughly enjoying these 80's MRE videos of yours with me haha. He remembers when they switched from C Rations to the new MRE's. He said he remembers this exact meal and loved it. Kinda funny cause he was telling me about how the crackers and peanut butter had a different flavor but were great right when you were explaining why. This was a trip down memory lane for him, and I enjoy seeing (and hearing) about it. Thanks for doing this Steve.

  • @Pizza653
    @Pizza653 6 років тому +177

    Disgusted and amazed at the same time

  • @j.t.cooper2963
    @j.t.cooper2963 6 років тому +580

    I was 20 when it was made. It held up better than I did. Lol.

    • @jester4886
      @jester4886 6 років тому

      I was not yet 2, and I can say the same haha

    • @crapObear2323
      @crapObear2323 6 років тому

      damn you're young. I was 12 years old.

    • @Ok-qy5wl
      @Ok-qy5wl 6 років тому +9

      I was - 21 years old

    • @ethan_martin
      @ethan_martin 6 років тому +4

      -17 years old here

    • @oneaburns
      @oneaburns 6 років тому +1

      I was 8. I went in the Army 94-97 and was in Europe. I always thought the Army was probably so cool back in the 80s practicing killing commies and hoping not to get nuked. But maybe that’s from watching Red Dawn and War Games and the like.

  • @dannydjduc99
    @dannydjduc99 6 років тому +690

    Harvard wants to know your location so they can study your digestive system

    • @ralfymercedphotography1212
      @ralfymercedphotography1212 6 років тому +6

      😂

    • @PedroMartinez-nl1gr
      @PedroMartinez-nl1gr 6 років тому +10

      LOL took me 10 years to get rid of the peanut butter stuck to my intestines!

    • @cutetay71
      @cutetay71 6 років тому

      Lol

    • @Charliechorizo
      @Charliechorizo 6 років тому +22

      Harvard is now a dump, SJWs and NPCs have turned it to shit.

    • @D3sToD3s
      @D3sToD3s 6 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/nYHDj2sB-rc/v-deo.html
      Watch this about the strangest appetite there was.

  • @GSpotter63
    @GSpotter63 4 роки тому +67

    I had that very same MRE many times..... 30 years ago.....Talk about nostalgia..... he he he.

    • @scottdaniels8129
      @scottdaniels8129 3 роки тому +4

      I tried to avoid the ham/chicken loaf if I could but it was still superior to the beans and wienies. Cold hotdogs covered in preservative goo were hands-down the worst MRE.

    • @citomp1240
      @citomp1240 3 роки тому

      No rancidity to your nuts either? Huh?

  • @kaitlynjade629
    @kaitlynjade629 6 років тому +366

    he’s so appreciative of it omg

    • @thecouldntbe
      @thecouldntbe 6 років тому +3

      Lmfao!

    • @ABlackGuyAdept
      @ABlackGuyAdept 6 років тому +25

      Get you a bf like him if you cant cook

    • @yewtewb1737
      @yewtewb1737 6 років тому

      @@ABlackGuyAdept holy thirst

    • @Romeosjr
      @Romeosjr 6 років тому

      Lol

    • @CHEEBnRUN
      @CHEEBnRUN 6 років тому +9

      He gonna be appreciative of that tp in a bit

  • @mrdabss
    @mrdabss 6 років тому +587

    "Hey honey, want some pears? I bought them in 1984."

  • @deadguysuperstar
    @deadguysuperstar 6 років тому +245

    He's definitely gonna need that toilet paper for later on

    • @debravalreyes2033
      @debravalreyes2033 6 років тому

      Na that peanut butter wasn't with nuts

    • @Azazel_Maximus
      @Azazel_Maximus 5 років тому

      Mre peanut butter is the best cure for constipation.

    • @jaysonest95
      @jaysonest95 5 років тому

      nick thorn olive oil

    • @Azazel_Maximus
      @Azazel_Maximus 5 років тому

      Correction, then. It's the best cure that I've had.

  • @anokayartist9544
    @anokayartist9544 4 роки тому +12

    This is by far my favorite MRE review by you Steve, this whole video right here is what got me into MRE’s

  • @secretagentkay5670
    @secretagentkay5670 5 років тому +579

    "There's no rancidity to those nuts"
    - Steve 2017

  • @Reinlofi
    @Reinlofi 5 років тому +421

    *pulls out 33 year old brick of chicken* “Perfectly fine, yes fine.” 2:32

    • @Reinlofi
      @Reinlofi 5 років тому +1

      Gorgon The Argonian Dragonborn r/whoosh

    • @xxc4be
      @xxc4be 5 років тому

      @@Reinlofi Hello mr.discord

  • @admirabledoobie
    @admirabledoobie 6 років тому +301

    One of the first lunchables

  • @patrickwood9724
    @patrickwood9724 3 роки тому +13

    Love how chill this guy is.
    He’s the bob ross of MREs

  • @RJGomez-ix1hh
    @RJGomez-ix1hh 6 років тому +471

    why did i just watch a man eat old food... idk ... but it was interesting

    • @code9102
      @code9102 6 років тому +23

      Right? How did I even end up here?

    • @turkym7md5
      @turkym7md5 6 років тому +6

      Right? How did i even end up here replying?

    • @1josh4
      @1josh4 6 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @williamspence2079
      @williamspence2079 6 років тому +6

      This is my Friday night...

    • @am_KorD
      @am_KorD 6 років тому

      I agree super weird but interesting

  • @scasinger123
    @scasinger123 5 років тому +347

    I ate that same MRE in the field at Ft Dix, NJ in 1985. Wish I had saved some of them.

    • @lexingtonaluminum4863
      @lexingtonaluminum4863 5 років тому +9

      That's a federal prison now.

    • @LucasAguiar11
      @LucasAguiar11 5 років тому +2

      Is it that good?

    • @paulrostad4136
      @paulrostad4136 5 років тому +6

      I setup have a pork patty and a beef patty mre. They were my favorite.

    • @meribast
      @meribast 5 років тому +4

      I had that one on the march out to TA50 at Ft Lwood, MO in 1987.

    • @joshuaganci1961
      @joshuaganci1961 5 років тому +2

      Alexander the great no it isn’t? It’s currently a joint base and called McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst

  • @BigMisterApple
    @BigMisterApple 6 років тому +503

    Steve is, quite possibly, the Gordon Ramsey of the apocalypse.

    • @blahchop
      @blahchop 6 років тому +21

      Everyone else loots the stores and you'll see Steve breaking into the museum. hahaha

    • @ronaldraygun9093
      @ronaldraygun9093 6 років тому +23

      “WHERE’S THE FUCKING LAMB SAUCE?”

    • @EpicJonC
      @EpicJonC 6 років тому +2

      What even is your pfp? Haha

    • @BigMisterApple
      @BigMisterApple 6 років тому +1

      @@EpicJonC Some things are best discovered yourself, friend, I shant destroy your experience.

    • @timjones3893
      @timjones3893 6 років тому

      *opens up ham and chicken loaf "it's bloody raw!!!"

  • @Lifestinks
    @Lifestinks 2 роки тому +3

    I love how your videos never really change. I'm watching this 4 years after you made it and it looks just like your recent videos.

  • @mac3614
    @mac3614 5 років тому +631

    It seems that youtube recommendations brought us all together again

  • @maqaroon
    @maqaroon 7 років тому +850

    Nobody wants the 80s to end!! I‘m the same age as this MRE 😂

    • @arielm1374
      @arielm1374 6 років тому +8

      Maqaroon I love your channel!! So great to see so many people watching a guy eat MRE's lol

    • @ardvarkkkkk1
      @ardvarkkkkk1 6 років тому +4

      Maqaroon
      I was eating this garbage when you were born. Everyone liked them when they first came out as they were different. That wore off quickly and most of us wanted our C Rats back.

    • @beryl5739
      @beryl5739 6 років тому

      You're a failures thats why its not 80's any more

    • @USN_Ret-
      @USN_Ret- 6 років тому +7

      I joined the Navy in 84. '84 was a good year.

    • @jameer7565
      @jameer7565 6 років тому +1

      @@ardvarkkkkk1 What were in the C ratings?

  • @i.p.knightly149
    @i.p.knightly149 5 років тому +533

    That stuff looks more dangerous than combat.

  • @SgtAl
    @SgtAl 4 роки тому +7

    Since I got food poisoning twice from C-Rations I was really happy to see MREs come along. Now I keep 2 cases from the commissary at all times just in case of earthquakes.

  • @USNVA11
    @USNVA11 7 років тому +263

    Every time I watch one of Steve's reviews, I expect to hear that he is in the hospital being treated for botulism. He always seems to survive. Nice ! 🤣

    • @hannakinn
      @hannakinn 6 років тому +21

      USNVA11 In the comments on one video he said he didn't have health insurance. Now I mom out and worry about him, hope he will go to the doctor or ER if he needs to.

    • @judilynn9569
      @judilynn9569 6 років тому

      I was thinking the same thing as I watched this! lolol

    • @-Nobody-1
      @-Nobody-1 6 років тому +1

      The preservative chemicals in the food take an accumulative tool, in time if he continues to consume this garbage he will eventually suffer the consequences.

  • @echtvergoldet
    @echtvergoldet 5 років тому +51

    Hey Steve. I love your enthusiasm. Thanks for bringing positivity to the world. Greetings from Germany.

  • @delgrengo2135
    @delgrengo2135 5 років тому +492

    "M.R.E peanut butter....it always tastes unique...maybe because it's fortified with nutrients." Or maybe because it's 35 years old XD

  • @floydschake704
    @floydschake704 3 роки тому +10

    As a first soldier to eat these on active duty from 83 - 86 , may I suggest that you use ice water to rehydrate your fruit.
    Strawberrys were my personal favorite, ice was rare, but try it.

  • @equinsuocha1213
    @equinsuocha1213 5 років тому +87

    When your Veteran Grandpa tells you ‘we’re having leftovers tonight’.

  • @NamNguyen-pg8ht
    @NamNguyen-pg8ht 6 років тому +708

    That meal is older than me.

    • @justchillin6420
      @justchillin6420 6 років тому +5

      Nam Nguyen same

    • @LMTR14
      @LMTR14 6 років тому +6

      ain't you a special snowflake

    • @NamNguyen-pg8ht
      @NamNguyen-pg8ht 6 років тому +8

      @@LMTR14 what do you mean ?

    • @mylvin3183
      @mylvin3183 6 років тому +4

      @@LMTR14 He could very well still be a millennial

    • @mike-xk1pf
      @mike-xk1pf 6 років тому +2

      Same

  • @labellavita2314
    @labellavita2314 6 років тому +777

    7:30 "there's no rancidity to those nuts.."... Me: that's what she said

    • @gideonwaxfarb
      @gideonwaxfarb 6 років тому

      Dammit, I was going to post the same thing :P

    • @phoule76
      @phoule76 6 років тому +14

      I suppose that's a compliment, albeit barely.

    • @masonmatt2145
      @masonmatt2145 6 років тому +13

      @@phoule76 that's what he said

    • @pixiepqueen
      @pixiepqueen 6 років тому +1

      hehehehheeheeeeee!!!!!!!!

    • @bobdylan4473
      @bobdylan4473 6 років тому +2

      Nice

  • @ilikeknafs9563
    @ilikeknafs9563 4 роки тому +7

    Brings back memories , I’ve eaten this exact mre when I was a kid so many times , the freeze dried fruit was always my favorite

  • @keezer4346
    @keezer4346 6 років тому +107

    So enjoyable to watch. Unbelievable it lasted 33 years.

  • @thatnibba248
    @thatnibba248 6 років тому +852

    Ur gonna need waayy more toilet paper than that m8

    • @weepz
      @weepz 6 років тому +6

      Ha!

    • @Heopful
      @Heopful 6 років тому +3

      tiny mre t prob wont even need to go

    • @Quebster
      @Quebster 6 років тому +18

      Actually I'm surprised they included TP, everyone knows you hardly shit after eating MREs!

    • @MG-ze3lf
      @MG-ze3lf 6 років тому +5

      That's what the gum is for. Laxative

    • @MapleJames76
      @MapleJames76 6 років тому +1

      LMFAO

  • @guthrielindquist1
    @guthrielindquist1 6 років тому +145

    The OG lunchable

    • @justchris0077
      @justchris0077 6 років тому +1

      This should have wayyyy more likes!!!!!!!!!!
      THIS COMMENT WINS THE ENTIRE COMMENT SECTION!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    • @wendybeams3829
      @wendybeams3829 6 років тому

      G from Every Other Weekend I just fell out, hahahaha!😂😂😂

  • @aring-ading-ding6324
    @aring-ading-ding6324 4 роки тому +3

    I’m a fan of the jingles he edits when tapping the spoon after stirring on a lot of his videos. I love these videos

  • @JefficusMaximus
    @JefficusMaximus 7 років тому +338

    I'm surprised no MRE company has sponsored your channel yet. They could send you MREs to test yourself, some to give away to viewers. It would be tight

    • @JefficusMaximus
      @JefficusMaximus 7 років тому +33

      Robert Bisceglia I probably worded that badly. I didn't mean the actual manufacturers of the MREs, but there's lots of distributors on eBay and websites and stuff...I meant one of them. Steve gets hundreds of thousands of views per video, if someone were to sponsor a video(s) by supplying the MRE for free and in return Steve can shout out and give links to their store.

    • @SpearM3064
      @SpearM3064 7 років тому +20

      Jerf The three major MRE companies (Wornick, Ameriqual, Sopackco) all have their own lines of civilian MREs, but those are the only ones they can legally give away. Military MREs are "not for resale" and "property of the Department of Defense". Although, that doesn't stop them from showing up on eBay and in surplus stores anyway, and the military hasn't really put a lot of effort into chasing down resellers in quite a few years. (Not since Katrina, anyway.)

    • @maxwellbuhler8493
      @maxwellbuhler8493 7 років тому +8

      It's pretty dangerous. They probably aren't allowed to be sold with intent to consume.

    • @meeeplo
      @meeeplo 7 років тому +8

      +SpearM3064 tracking down the people who sell them would be a waste of money in my opinion

    • @Solocat1
      @Solocat1 7 років тому +1

      Maxwell Buhler Correct in Canada they can't be sold as "Food" for liability reasons.

  • @leonlipinski583
    @leonlipinski583 5 років тому +535

    To be honest... this looks tasty as hell.

  • @TheRealDocRobertz
    @TheRealDocRobertz 5 років тому +80

    idk what brought me here but I couldn't leave. Perplexed is an understatement

  • @stephenpaz6456
    @stephenpaz6456 2 роки тому +1

    OMG, what a great video to stumble upon. Smiled the entire time and had some good laughs. Transported me back to the first MRE I ever had in Marine Corps boot camp, September - November 1985. What a fantastic presentation. Glad you got to experience a well-preserved one.

  • @Frustratedartist2
    @Frustratedartist2 6 років тому +65

    Came for the eating (for some reason)
    Stayed for the comments

  • @joyli1315
    @joyli1315 6 років тому +232

    The chicken in that MRE died before the Soviet Union was dissolved.

    • @UMfan21
      @UMfan21 6 років тому +11

      It died while Reagan was still in his first term. shudder.

    • @benjacobs6656
      @benjacobs6656 6 років тому +12

      That’s so weird to think😫

    • @FlowcastYT
      @FlowcastYT 6 років тому +1

      8:46

    • @musicfan07058
      @musicfan07058 6 років тому +7

      Imagine the chicken soul that was awaiting her release to the afterlife for all these years just waiting for someone to eat that MRE then having to watch her former body get eaten....😔 RIP 80's chicken your soul can rest now 🐔 👻

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 6 років тому +2

      Death to the Soviet chicken. ;)

  • @chefriz5486
    @chefriz5486 7 років тому +58

    Steve you are so therapeutic to watch. Thanks bro

    • @Steve1989MRE
      @Steve1989MRE  7 років тому +13

      Hey Chef Riz, I'm glad to have the effect. And you're so welcome man - thank you too!

    • @PeterOekvist
      @PeterOekvist 7 років тому

      Chef Riz It's the pink noise in the background calming you down.

    • @lucascapelao
      @lucascapelao 7 років тому

      Tanner Clark ASMR HAHAHAH
      TRUE

  • @kingoftarkov8310
    @kingoftarkov8310 3 роки тому +1

    cant exactly tell why but this channel is one of my favorites by far. it is just satisfying to watch

  • @briancartoscelli8029
    @briancartoscelli8029 7 років тому +67

    Thank you Steve 1989. Always love to watch your videos and thank you for all the work and hours you put into these videos with editing.

    • @Steve1989MRE
      @Steve1989MRE  7 років тому +21

      Hey Brian! Thanks so much man. The average video does take a lot of time to edit - this one was about 8 or 9 hours of editing. The 24hr rations take a bit longer.

    • @briancartoscelli8029
      @briancartoscelli8029 7 років тому +5

      Steve1989MREInfo
      Well I sure do appreciate it!! Respect!!!

    • @mountainghost556
      @mountainghost556 7 років тому +2

      Steve1989MREInfo You are a trooper.

    • @themainproblem
      @themainproblem 7 років тому +1

      You really do a great job with the video production. You're really relaxing to watch and to listen to. I noticed that you may have picked up a new dishwasher. :-) I got one as well and what a difference. Greetings from Arizona.

    • @briancartoscelli8029
      @briancartoscelli8029 7 років тому

      Thema inproblem
      Good eye

  • @tjwilson8898
    @tjwilson8898 5 років тому +155

    Imagine the shits after these meals.

    • @markreeter6227
      @markreeter6227 5 років тому +16

      Probably looks and smells the same.

    • @sgt.eclair
      @sgt.eclair 5 років тому +17

      Lol what shits? These things have almost no fiber, if you subsist on these shitting is a rare and difficult thing

    • @jaypitts7070
      @jaypitts7070 5 років тому +27

      Usually, after eating MRE's in the field back in the 80's, you had one poop per day or none. One big turd. Easy to bury. No fuss.

    • @diamondwolfpack6
      @diamondwolfpack6 5 років тому +1

      Nope u gonna be to busy trying to shit but nothing

    • @esotericjahanism5251
      @esotericjahanism5251 5 років тому +1

      MREs make your shits rock hard

  • @jansenart0
    @jansenart0 5 років тому +33

    Freeze-dried fruit is extremely efficient, extremely good, and also extremely expensive to make. I miss it too. An Army Reserve teacher of mine let me have his training MREs, the first ones I ever had, when I was in high school (though he always stole the pound cake). Some of them had the last editions of freeze-dried fruit.

  • @dp4831
    @dp4831 3 роки тому +1

    Have watched so many of Steve's videos and this one is best so far as I am an 80s child myself!!