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  • Опубліковано 25 вер 2024
  • It was time to put up the bat signal and call for the funniest clips you’ve ever had on Football Manager and you all did not disappoint. The absurdity that Football Manager can produce is one of a kind and may our group therapy session today help you deal with it.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 223

  • @Svidrir
    @Svidrir 4 місяці тому +225

    7:45 : you can see the goalkeeper coming from the opposite side of the pitch to get into that celebration lol

    • @ETDesigns
      @ETDesigns 4 місяці тому +29

      i can confirm it's my clip and i can confirm they both got 6 year contracts after this game

    • @BilginYamanYılmaz
      @BilginYamanYılmaz 4 місяці тому +2

      @@ETDesigns. 😂

    • @Svidrir
      @Svidrir 4 місяці тому +2

      @@ETDesigns It is the way.

  • @justinlacroix-kelly4755
    @justinlacroix-kelly4755 4 місяці тому +196

    The guy celebrating the own goal has to have like -15 concentration

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 2 місяці тому +2

      Ikr he was committed just to the wrong side in that moment 😂

    • @CaliMorningstar
      @CaliMorningstar 2 місяці тому

      @@DubberRucks yeah lmao

    • @yungtrashlord
      @yungtrashlord Місяць тому +1

      or that he just hates the club/manager so much that he wants the team to lose

  • @LainiWeiz
    @LainiWeiz 4 місяці тому +195

    Extra bonus points for the Koushki one being his first goal of the season, sorry I stand corrected, at all for Stoke, because of course it was. FM hates us all equally.

    • @LainiWeiz
      @LainiWeiz 4 місяці тому +14

      Also I'm always surprised by how many people still, in the year of our Zealand 2024, use their phones to record their monitors.

    • @LiftandCoa
      @LiftandCoa 4 місяці тому +4

      At this point an option to to screen record is natively installed on most computers through the Windows Game Bar.
      I can understand when you want to get rid of as much of Microsofts stuff as possible, but if you are at that point, you also know what obs is.... lol

    • @JOG125
      @JOG125 4 місяці тому

      Omg thats my video!!! 😂😂😂 i was laughing soo hard when that happened

  • @pedrehl
    @pedrehl 4 місяці тому +94

    7:45 bruh, even the gk went there

  • @mrbismarck
    @mrbismarck 4 місяці тому +44

    @7:37 Reminds me of Jamie Vardy scoring against Bristol City at the King Power, then running the whole length of the field to celebrate in front of the travelling Bristol fans.

    • @Jdw-cb4ym
      @Jdw-cb4ym 2 місяці тому

      Adebayor's is still the one for me. As a Spurs fan, I had always hated the man right up until that moment. 😂😂😂

  • @robkobyalov3291
    @robkobyalov3291 4 місяці тому +39

    The pulled hamstring in the final vid just had me rolling on the floor, one gut laugh too many :)

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 2 місяці тому

      Ikr. Dude's hamstring got blasted from a brutal short pass 🤣

  • @Embetebe
    @Embetebe 4 місяці тому +7

    1:44 Most likely Sarr was the one tackled for the freekick and the game was still do the rolling around injured animation. Normally see them do that on the side of the pitch while waiting for the physio to repair them

  • @tobera_yt
    @tobera_yt 4 місяці тому +33

    5:48 Hey wait, that's me! I'm so happy to see my clip made it into your video Zealand! Love your content.
    Some trivia btw, that's my ever first FM save. Not played in a bit, but iirc I got 7th with Leeds so I'm now in the conference league!

  • @justtubbo
    @justtubbo 4 місяці тому +13

    I've played this game tens of thousands of hours and have only scored 1 bycicle kick. It was Rooney in FM12. 12 years ago.

  • @michaelcallander7085
    @michaelcallander7085 4 місяці тому +9

    7:02 "He's lassoed it! He's lassoed it, and he's pulled it back"

  • @maxl.b.m.y.g.5918
    @maxl.b.m.y.g.5918 4 місяці тому +8

    The way he commented on the Ambulance right before the injury

  • @jak3th3rak34
    @jak3th3rak34 4 місяці тому +4

    That defender celebrating an own goal is immediately getting put on the transfer list

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 2 місяці тому +1

      Yep. Dude's clearly been touted for a guaranteed start transfer on the sly so took his enthusiasm next game too far. 🤣

  • @KC-sc
    @KC-sc 4 місяці тому +21

    17:35 Emotional damage!

  • @arnaudleroij3996
    @arnaudleroij3996 3 місяці тому +1

    I used to have a load of bicycle kick goals in FM12 I think. Playing with Man United, near post corners were so OP that game, Phil Jones had like 30/35 goals a year of which easily 5 were bicycle kicks. Since then, never had one again.

  • @tunerr1
    @tunerr1 4 місяці тому +10

    7:45 if that celebration is not inspired by CR7 then I don't know what is :D

  • @ETDesigns
    @ETDesigns 4 місяці тому +7

    hahah very happy my CB clip got into the vid, craziest moment i've had in 5k hours 7:45

  • @TrophyGuide101
    @TrophyGuide101 4 місяці тому +1

    The funniest thing to happen to me was FM14, playing as Man Utd. Won 4-0 with Rio scoring 4 headers from corners. Every corner I thought 'he can't do it again' but he did. Felt like a glitch in the matrix.

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 2 місяці тому

      Those are the kinds of matches you just don't want to end. When they do you're hoping the player carries the form straight into the next match lol

  • @piekay7285
    @piekay7285 4 місяці тому +3

    My personal highlight was the 0:2 by Heidenheim against Greuther Fürth last season. Absolutely hilarious

  • @darthurza
    @darthurza 4 місяці тому +11

    Jesus, 13:47 is most perfect recreation of Janusz Jojko's own goal i have ever seen.
    Edit: typo

    • @Kondiqq
      @Kondiqq 3 місяці тому

      Unexpected KSZO Ostrowiec mention.

  • @GetAssista
    @GetAssista 4 місяці тому +1

    Two opposite own goals is precious. They all were really going for that bet on the draw

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 2 місяці тому

      Fr they were both committed to getting that draw

  • @sangwiny4440
    @sangwiny4440 4 місяці тому +7

    1:17 I can see Onana taking you up on that, it wouldn't surprise me one bit.

  • @rezii1945
    @rezii1945 4 місяці тому +1

    The Norwegian keeper who scored actually scored a goal from a corner in the last minute of a game to equalize vs Tromsø two years ago. His name is Mads Hedenstad Christiansen

  • @guguy00
    @guguy00 4 місяці тому +1

    I don't have a clip; this was more than a decade ago on FM11, but I remember my Chelsea side with Manuel Neuer in goal. He made a save while rushing out and SLID OUTSIDE THE BOX. Got a yellow card for that. FM way ahead of its time again.

  • @georgerubypoppy1063
    @georgerubypoppy1063 2 місяці тому

    About that own goal @ 2:50 . I remember a real life one back in the late 1950s that was very similar.
    It was Crystal Palace v Carlisle United in the old division 4. Palace`s Len Choules lofted one over Vic Rouse, his own keeper.
    The only difference was Len was about twice as far away from goal.

  • @NostalgiNorden
    @NostalgiNorden 4 місяці тому +11

    The funniest thing is people still filming the screen in 2024.

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 2 місяці тому

      Seems some have given up with the 2024 timeline so have gone full send on their commitment to early YT uploads. 😂

  • @EugeneRimmer
    @EugeneRimmer 3 місяці тому

    14:26 is even funnier after the match today where Marmdashvili played a blinder of a game against Portugal, with some epic saves

  • @kylerodd2342
    @kylerodd2342 4 місяці тому +1

    In highschool I accidentally punted a ball into my defender’s face. Luckily it didnt end up an own goal lol

  • @cameronchong7259
    @cameronchong7259 4 місяці тому +1

    I once had a clip where the defender, under no pressure at all, passed it back to his goalie and it went through the goalie for a own goal. I was so confused

  • @renerpho
    @renerpho 4 місяці тому +3

    17:26 There are no words to describe the misery.

  • @ymarat87
    @ymarat87 4 місяці тому +2

    Like for using "light year" as a distance unit.

  • @TheOGHoopByTheBook
    @TheOGHoopByTheBook Місяць тому

    3:16 yk I think he was just in front of the flagsman, so clear good goal

  • @LIDL_Billy
    @LIDL_Billy 4 місяці тому

    That Teplice own goal at 6:00 brought back some really bad memories of Grigar's (Teplice GK IRL) mistake this season

  • @ricardoraposo3630
    @ricardoraposo3630 4 місяці тому +1

    3:32 the ONE time the guy actually squares it..

  • @DubberRucks
    @DubberRucks 2 місяці тому

    That last one dude clearly received the short pass too aggressively for his hamstring! 🤣 🤦‍♂️

  • @t.b.flowers8903
    @t.b.flowers8903 4 місяці тому +11

    The blatant offside goals kill me. It was one of the reasons I uninstalled...and the slow worm burner own goals...

  • @XzMattyxZ
    @XzMattyxZ 4 місяці тому +2

    3:40 I have seen this IRL Toney + Maddison for posh v bolton

  • @DrZaius3141
    @DrZaius3141 4 місяці тому +1

    15:27 First time I saw a GK score was in the WC final, Morocco (me) vs. Portugal. Portugal equalized in the 95th (out of 93) minute. En-Nesyri won it for us in the 119th.

  • @jackedmondson1727
    @jackedmondson1727 4 місяці тому

    9:25
    Muric in the Prem. Concedes Brightons only goal in April.
    FM Muric: Hold my BEER!

  • @Hespi.
    @Hespi. 11 днів тому +1

    7:19 Vardy level shithousery

  • @gregoryho9307
    @gregoryho9307 4 місяці тому +2

    That is unacceptable. I will not wait for the match to end, I will immediately proceed to transfer list the player that decides to celebrate an own goal.

    • @CaliMorningstar
      @CaliMorningstar 4 місяці тому

      Luckily it was the opposition player who was celebrating the own goal

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 2 місяці тому

      Fr dude's already on that list with a 'don't come back' message waiting at his locker lol

  • @UnitRico
    @UnitRico 4 місяці тому

    Fun fact: one of the first applications of goal line technology in The Netherlands was the cup match between PSV and Feyenoord a few years ago where the PSV goalkeeper caught the ball on the line and when he gripped it close to his chest he actually accidentally pulled it over the line, scoring the only goal of the game.
    So yeah I bet that could happen in the game as well lol

  • @tallesmagno201
    @tallesmagno201 2 місяці тому

    Also Joao Manuel did something very similar to the 1st clip in your first Season at ODFC and you substituted him. Also you have had a bicycle kick attempted by Saint Erik Mendes in season 3 of ODFC

  • @McGuffy
    @McGuffy 4 місяці тому

    Fun fact, the Norwegian goalkeeper scoring at 15:43, Lillestrøm-keeper Mads Hedenstad Christiansen, has actually scored two times during his career, so I would say the game is just beeing realistic.

  • @McSmitties
    @McSmitties 4 місяці тому

    Shoutout to whoever decided to do a Hemel Hempstead save. Can tell you Vauxhall Road is a legendary stadium

  • @jjdutch9485
    @jjdutch9485 4 місяці тому +7

    Your videos are so awesome love it Zealand. From a New Zealander. lol

  • @loonyloser1733
    @loonyloser1733 4 місяці тому

    13:33 It's the Sammy Ndjock goal 🤣

  • @willdrake542
    @willdrake542 4 місяці тому +1

    That last one had me dying lol

  • @pot4000
    @pot4000 4 місяці тому +1

    The chairman lmao one got me 😂

  • @sweepmeisterlad8783
    @sweepmeisterlad8783 Місяць тому

    9:39 I had this situation before in an FM19 game with Hamilton Academicals. The comical thing was I had my goalkeeper take the penalties and scored 1 out of 7 (I think) consecutive penalties. Unfortunately no video but I'm sure I could dig out the match report.

  • @SCW_Fitness
    @SCW_Fitness 4 місяці тому

    Funniest clip was to see my team physically lift the Premier League only to end up finishing 2nd.

  • @zanni8883
    @zanni8883 4 місяці тому +1

    once had my keeper at Union Berlin punt the ball directly into the opposing forwards face to then go back into the net. god i wish i had recorded that now

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 2 місяці тому

      Hey at least you can remember it though! 👍 oof to that player's ego and form 😂

  • @Jrights1
    @Jrights1 4 місяці тому

    Big respect to you Zealand for wearing the Tampa Bay Mutiny jersey!!

  • @jord.an6123
    @jord.an6123 4 місяці тому +3

    I see you, fellow aussie, signing Lyndon Dykes

  • @wuxiagamescentral
    @wuxiagamescentral 4 місяці тому

    This has *throws slipper* EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! Energy

  • @mkaczynski4
    @mkaczynski4 4 місяці тому

    I remember that on FM15 I scored two goals after goalkeeper punted the ball into my players face. Ironically, it was Balotelli both times 😂

  • @Jack-cq9pv
    @Jack-cq9pv 3 місяці тому

    I had a bicycle kick about 3 hours into the demo - didn’t realise it was so rare

  • @domingod74
    @domingod74 2 місяці тому

    1:14 surely not surely *dying noises*

  • @feva6774
    @feva6774 4 місяці тому

    6:01 zealand expecting the world record header from Palermo

  • @blackfalcon1324
    @blackfalcon1324 4 місяці тому

    Shoutout to the dude playing FC Isle of Mann

  • @mackenziegresham52
    @mackenziegresham52 3 місяці тому

    my players always attempt a bicycle but they all manage not to get any contact on the ball

  • @TheAlb100
    @TheAlb100 4 місяці тому

    I had Scamacca score 4 bicycle kicks in a single season on FM 2024.

  • @olimudkip
    @olimudkip 4 місяці тому

    On one of my saves I had this one centre back that just had a bicycle kick in his locker and did it 3 times in 5 years

  • @Popmycherryyo
    @Popmycherryyo 4 місяці тому

    Oh hello.. That Okwonko clip at 13:35 ...I had NO idea FM even had the animation to do a Bjarte Flem!.. What in the world?!?

  • @JennyQT
    @JennyQT 4 місяці тому

    13:11 reminds me of that own goal juventus scored in the sassuolo game, I think.

  • @DanCoffee
    @DanCoffee 4 місяці тому

    Younglings! That IS how you pull a hamstring once you hit 40...

  • @brunomonlevade769
    @brunomonlevade769 4 місяці тому

    Chumacero used to play for my hometown team. He didn't have many opportunities on the field and the fans didn't like him much despite being in the Bolivian national team and the went back to his parent club to show that he could play. That's one of the moments I realized I could make better decisions than most coaches lol

  • @lordfridge491
    @lordfridge491 4 місяці тому

    All of the defender with GK mistakes are totally realistic. Case in point, VVD and Allison vs Arsenal

  • @mikesearcy9151
    @mikesearcy9151 4 місяці тому +7

    Alt-F4 quality plays.

    • @DubberRucks
      @DubberRucks 2 місяці тому +1

      Followed by transfer list/loan list/terminate contract delete as appropriate 😂

  • @TheLazyAnimator943
    @TheLazyAnimator943 25 днів тому

    3:51 Chupou-Moting at Psg

  • @LoremasterYnTaris
    @LoremasterYnTaris 4 місяці тому

    Those last two absolutely killed me! Great stuff.

  • @fabio-themisinformed3595
    @fabio-themisinformed3595 3 місяці тому

    In my glory hunter I lost the La Liga title with Celta Vigo at the 92nd minute of the last game because of an amazing overhead bicycle. Not proud to admit this but I reloaded to replay the final games.

  • @zapffe_9581
    @zapffe_9581 4 місяці тому

    15:40
    The thing is, in this FM edition I already lost 2 goals from goalkeepers in last minutes of the games that both costed me points. Both times it was painful...

  • @HansHurin
    @HansHurin 4 місяці тому

    Pfeiffer (if it's the Darmstadt/Stuttgart Striker) scoring has to be the most unrealistic thing in this video.

  • @AlexVenthem
    @AlexVenthem 4 місяці тому +1

    I just noticed you included lfc ava from the infamous premier inn night

    • @Z3NITH11
      @Z3NITH11 4 місяці тому

      Can you explain this?

    • @AlexVenthem
      @AlexVenthem 4 місяці тому

      @@Z3NITH11 lfc ava a few months ago was booked into a premier inn in a town called rugby with a twitter follower with the intention of shagging them and twitter that night went absolutely mental

  • @SamButler22
    @SamButler22 4 місяці тому

    People filming/photographing the screens is like nails on a blackboard

  • @edward8365
    @edward8365 4 місяці тому

    Cant remember when bicycle kick animations were introduced, but im pretty sure that Carloz Tevez scored one for me on FM11 or 12.

  • @crabtiger2788
    @crabtiger2788 4 місяці тому

    The offside glitch happened to me to on FM23. Its when a foul is given as advantage, for some reason offsides stop working.

  • @zacharyelliott4730
    @zacharyelliott4730 4 місяці тому

    Keeper animations was taken from onana at the start of the season

  • @EspressoCatPlays
    @EspressoCatPlays 4 місяці тому

    My striker did an overhead kick saved point for my Guiseley against Everton. I just laughed, insane😂❤

  • @ChikaTC42
    @ChikaTC42 3 місяці тому

    most normal forest green activity

  • @alexprodbeats
    @alexprodbeats 4 місяці тому

    The first clip reminds me of antons own goal in Stuttgart v. Frankfurt MD12

  • @craimaxblack
    @craimaxblack 4 місяці тому

    I remember something it happend to me, like in 2014, it was a penalty, my player was going to shoot, the referee give the order, and the goalkeaper move to his left and stay in the ground while my player still didn't shoot, i was laughting a lot until i saw that my player strike directly to the goalkeaper, i wasn't laughting anymore
    It remind me to Scott Sterling

  • @thedj9553
    @thedj9553 4 місяці тому

    Interestingly in the sideways clip, the GK and attacker involved were both Georgian.

    • @thedj9553
      @thedj9553 4 місяці тому

      Also, Zealand you should tweet asking for people's best regents from strange countries, IDK if you have done that before but it's something I'd watch.

  • @RacingAtHome
    @RacingAtHome 4 місяці тому

    Of course it was a Saints keeper having a nightmare on the first video.
    EDIT: It wasn't the only one...

  • @tallesmagno201
    @tallesmagno201 2 місяці тому

    2:45 Lee Dixon for Arsenal vs Coventry 1994 i think?

  • @MazeMouse
    @MazeMouse 4 місяці тому

    The hamstring injury is karma for using a short corner.

  • @maximkryvobok5932
    @maximkryvobok5932 Місяць тому

    same thing as on 3:32 just happened to man utd yesterday against brighton XD

  • @gbroyce55
    @gbroyce55 4 місяці тому

    You should do this same thing with Sunday league/adult rec football. We would all die laughing and I’m sure your following could provide enough content.

  • @guacamoleunited
    @guacamoleunited 4 місяці тому

    We've all been Kramarz at points in our lives...

  • @jacobthompson5697
    @jacobthompson5697 4 місяці тому +2

    The funny thing is at 3:16 it is in the champions league

  • @rekhavmenon1507
    @rekhavmenon1507 4 місяці тому +1

    Love this type of videos. Your video concepts are always so good, I add every video to my "Watch Later" playlist

  • @GoudieKids
    @GoudieKids 4 місяці тому

    The way he was sining deli Ali

  • @maxl.b.m.y.g.5918
    @maxl.b.m.y.g.5918 4 місяці тому

    The Mutiny Kit is awesome

  • @Tupo1938
    @Tupo1938 2 місяці тому

    4:50 it's Artur Boruc vs North Irl

  • @xiStevenxD
    @xiStevenxD 4 місяці тому +2

    Does anyone know that kit sponsor Zealand had a while ago??

  • @daviddeems
    @daviddeems 4 місяці тому

    I am still laughing at this!!! I FEEL THE PAIN lmao

  • @harvey2449
    @harvey2449 4 місяці тому

    I dream of having a bicycle kick in fm the closest I can was a my player attempt it but for him just completely miss the ball and fall lay on his face

  • @gm2407
    @gm2407 4 місяці тому

    Very first clip. Inzagie shot hits Stam's foot, loops over Schmichael into the goal in champions league semi final 1999. Odd that in the FA Cup semi final replay Bergkamp shot hit Stam and also defeated Schmichael for a goal. Weird coincidence.

  • @stevefurrier9932
    @stevefurrier9932 4 місяці тому

    3:18 I think referee mistakes is built in the game,so it's more realistic. So in that case i think that applies

  • @marcbrisbane6800
    @marcbrisbane6800 4 місяці тому

    1:43 happens to me all the time on the ps5 version 😂