Extra bonus points for the Koushki one being his first goal of the season, sorry I stand corrected, at all for Stoke, because of course it was. FM hates us all equally.
At this point an option to to screen record is natively installed on most computers through the Windows Game Bar. I can understand when you want to get rid of as much of Microsofts stuff as possible, but if you are at that point, you also know what obs is.... lol
@7:37 Reminds me of Jamie Vardy scoring against Bristol City at the King Power, then running the whole length of the field to celebrate in front of the travelling Bristol fans.
1:44 Most likely Sarr was the one tackled for the freekick and the game was still do the rolling around injured animation. Normally see them do that on the side of the pitch while waiting for the physio to repair them
5:48 Hey wait, that's me! I'm so happy to see my clip made it into your video Zealand! Love your content. Some trivia btw, that's my ever first FM save. Not played in a bit, but iirc I got 7th with Leeds so I'm now in the conference league!
I used to have a load of bicycle kick goals in FM12 I think. Playing with Man United, near post corners were so OP that game, Phil Jones had like 30/35 goals a year of which easily 5 were bicycle kicks. Since then, never had one again.
15:27 First time I saw a GK score was in the WC final, Morocco (me) vs. Portugal. Portugal equalized in the 95th (out of 93) minute. En-Nesyri won it for us in the 119th.
The funniest thing to happen to me was FM14, playing as Man Utd. Won 4-0 with Rio scoring 4 headers from corners. Every corner I thought 'he can't do it again' but he did. Felt like a glitch in the matrix.
I don't have a clip; this was more than a decade ago on FM11, but I remember my Chelsea side with Manuel Neuer in goal. He made a save while rushing out and SLID OUTSIDE THE BOX. Got a yellow card for that. FM way ahead of its time again.
The Norwegian keeper who scored actually scored a goal from a corner in the last minute of a game to equalize vs Tromsø two years ago. His name is Mads Hedenstad Christiansen
That is unacceptable. I will not wait for the match to end, I will immediately proceed to transfer list the player that decides to celebrate an own goal.
Fun fact, the Norwegian goalkeeper scoring at 15:43, Lillestrøm-keeper Mads Hedenstad Christiansen, has actually scored two times during his career, so I would say the game is just beeing realistic.
About that own goal @ 2:50 . I remember a real life one back in the late 1950s that was very similar. It was Crystal Palace v Carlisle United in the old division 4. Palace`s Len Choules lofted one over Vic Rouse, his own keeper. The only difference was Len was about twice as far away from goal.
I once had a clip where the defender, under no pressure at all, passed it back to his goalie and it went through the goalie for a own goal. I was so confused
once had my keeper at Union Berlin punt the ball directly into the opposing forwards face to then go back into the net. god i wish i had recorded that now
Fun fact: one of the first applications of goal line technology in The Netherlands was the cup match between PSV and Feyenoord a few years ago where the PSV goalkeeper caught the ball on the line and when he gripped it close to his chest he actually accidentally pulled it over the line, scoring the only goal of the game. So yeah I bet that could happen in the game as well lol
15:40 The thing is, in this FM edition I already lost 2 goals from goalkeepers in last minutes of the games that both costed me points. Both times it was painful...
Chumacero used to play for my hometown team. He didn't have many opportunities on the field and the fans didn't like him much despite being in the Bolivian national team and the went back to his parent club to show that he could play. That's one of the moments I realized I could make better decisions than most coaches lol
Playing as Liverpool manager, 2027, just won 3 games in a row 6-3: Bayern in the UCL, Tranmere in the League Cup, and Bournemouth in the PL. Only to lose 5-0 against watford a week later.
Also Joao Manuel did something very similar to the 1st clip in your first Season at ODFC and you substituted him. Also you have had a bicycle kick attempted by Saint Erik Mendes in season 3 of ODFC
9:39 I had this situation before in an FM19 game with Hamilton Academicals. The comical thing was I had my goalkeeper take the penalties and scored 1 out of 7 (I think) consecutive penalties. Unfortunately no video but I'm sure I could dig out the match report.
@@Z3NITH11 lfc ava a few months ago was booked into a premier inn in a town called rugby with a twitter follower with the intention of shagging them and twitter that night went absolutely mental
The guy celebrating the own goal has to have like -15 concentration
Ikr he was committed just to the wrong side in that moment 😂
@@DubberRucks yeah lmao
or that he just hates the club/manager so much that he wants the team to lose
7:45 : you can see the goalkeeper coming from the opposite side of the pitch to get into that celebration lol
i can confirm it's my clip and i can confirm they both got 6 year contracts after this game
@@ETDesigns. 😂
@@ETDesigns It is the way.
pure shithousery, love it
Extra bonus points for the Koushki one being his first goal of the season, sorry I stand corrected, at all for Stoke, because of course it was. FM hates us all equally.
Also I'm always surprised by how many people still, in the year of our Zealand 2024, use their phones to record their monitors.
At this point an option to to screen record is natively installed on most computers through the Windows Game Bar.
I can understand when you want to get rid of as much of Microsofts stuff as possible, but if you are at that point, you also know what obs is.... lol
Omg thats my video!!! 😂😂😂 i was laughing soo hard when that happened
7:45 bruh, even the gk went there
@7:37 Reminds me of Jamie Vardy scoring against Bristol City at the King Power, then running the whole length of the field to celebrate in front of the travelling Bristol fans.
Adebayor's is still the one for me. As a Spurs fan, I had always hated the man right up until that moment. 😂😂😂
The pulled hamstring in the final vid just had me rolling on the floor, one gut laugh too many :)
Ikr. Dude's hamstring got blasted from a brutal short pass 🤣
hahah very happy my CB clip got into the vid, craziest moment i've had in 5k hours 7:45
1:44 Most likely Sarr was the one tackled for the freekick and the game was still do the rolling around injured animation. Normally see them do that on the side of the pitch while waiting for the physio to repair them
I've played this game tens of thousands of hours and have only scored 1 bycicle kick. It was Rooney in FM12. 12 years ago.
7:02 "He's lassoed it! He's lassoed it, and he's pulled it back"
17:35 Emotional damage!
5:48 Hey wait, that's me! I'm so happy to see my clip made it into your video Zealand! Love your content.
Some trivia btw, that's my ever first FM save. Not played in a bit, but iirc I got 7th with Leeds so I'm now in the conference league!
The way he commented on the Ambulance right before the injury
7:45 if that celebration is not inspired by CR7 then I don't know what is :D
That defender celebrating an own goal is immediately getting put on the transfer list
Yep. Dude's clearly been touted for a guaranteed start transfer on the sly so took his enthusiasm next game too far. 🤣
Jesus, 13:47 is most perfect recreation of Janusz Jojko's own goal i have ever seen.
Edit: typo
Unexpected KSZO Ostrowiec mention.
As an Evertonian. The way you mentioned Neal Maupay was bloody hilarious! 🤣👌
17:26 There are no words to describe the misery.
My personal highlight was the 0:2 by Heidenheim against Greuther Fürth last season. Absolutely hilarious
3:50-3:58
It was also in a derby, where this player took his colleagues the opportunity to seal the cup with a 2 nil at home away.
1:17 I can see Onana taking you up on that, it wouldn't surprise me one bit.
I used to have a load of bicycle kick goals in FM12 I think. Playing with Man United, near post corners were so OP that game, Phil Jones had like 30/35 goals a year of which easily 5 were bicycle kicks. Since then, never had one again.
15:27 First time I saw a GK score was in the WC final, Morocco (me) vs. Portugal. Portugal equalized in the 95th (out of 93) minute. En-Nesyri won it for us in the 119th.
That Mamardashvili blunder was a gift for his Georgian mate, Kvaratskhelia :D
The funniest thing to happen to me was FM14, playing as Man Utd. Won 4-0 with Rio scoring 4 headers from corners. Every corner I thought 'he can't do it again' but he did. Felt like a glitch in the matrix.
Those are the kinds of matches you just don't want to end. When they do you're hoping the player carries the form straight into the next match lol
Your videos are so awesome love it Zealand. From a New Zealander. lol
I don't have a clip; this was more than a decade ago on FM11, but I remember my Chelsea side with Manuel Neuer in goal. He made a save while rushing out and SLID OUTSIDE THE BOX. Got a yellow card for that. FM way ahead of its time again.
The Norwegian keeper who scored actually scored a goal from a corner in the last minute of a game to equalize vs Tromsø two years ago. His name is Mads Hedenstad Christiansen
That is unacceptable. I will not wait for the match to end, I will immediately proceed to transfer list the player that decides to celebrate an own goal.
Luckily it was the opposition player who was celebrating the own goal
Fr dude's already on that list with a 'don't come back' message waiting at his locker lol
The funniest thing is people still filming the screen in 2024.
Seems some have given up with the 2024 timeline so have gone full send on their commitment to early YT uploads. 😂
3:32 the ONE time the guy actually squares it..
The blatant offside goals kill me. It was one of the reasons I uninstalled...and the slow worm burner own goals...
It's just simulating United's refs
9:25
Muric in the Prem. Concedes Brightons only goal in April.
FM Muric: Hold my BEER!
Like for using "light year" as a distance unit.
I see you, fellow aussie, signing Lyndon Dykes
Two opposite own goals is precious. They all were really going for that bet on the draw
Fr they were both committed to getting that draw
Fun fact, the Norwegian goalkeeper scoring at 15:43, Lillestrøm-keeper Mads Hedenstad Christiansen, has actually scored two times during his career, so I would say the game is just beeing realistic.
3:40 I have seen this IRL Toney + Maddison for posh v bolton
2:45 Lee Dixon for Arsenal vs Coventry 1994 i think?
The funny thing is at 3:16 it is in the champions league
Those last two absolutely killed me! Great stuff.
About that own goal @ 2:50 . I remember a real life one back in the late 1950s that was very similar.
It was Crystal Palace v Carlisle United in the old division 4. Palace`s Len Choules lofted one over Vic Rouse, his own keeper.
The only difference was Len was about twice as far away from goal.
In highschool I accidentally punted a ball into my defender’s face. Luckily it didnt end up an own goal lol
That last one dude clearly received the short pass too aggressively for his hamstring! 🤣 🤦♂️
I once had a clip where the defender, under no pressure at all, passed it back to his goalie and it went through the goalie for a own goal. I was so confused
14:26 is even funnier after the match today where Marmdashvili played a blinder of a game against Portugal, with some epic saves
once had my keeper at Union Berlin punt the ball directly into the opposing forwards face to then go back into the net. god i wish i had recorded that now
Hey at least you can remember it though! 👍 oof to that player's ego and form 😂
That Teplice own goal at 6:00 brought back some really bad memories of Grigar's (Teplice GK IRL) mistake this season
The chairman lmao one got me 😂
13:33 It's the Sammy Ndjock goal 🤣
That last one had me dying lol
7:19 Vardy level shithousery
Fun fact: one of the first applications of goal line technology in The Netherlands was the cup match between PSV and Feyenoord a few years ago where the PSV goalkeeper caught the ball on the line and when he gripped it close to his chest he actually accidentally pulled it over the line, scoring the only goal of the game.
So yeah I bet that could happen in the game as well lol
3:16 yk I think he was just in front of the flagsman, so clear good goal
Love this type of videos. Your video concepts are always so good, I add every video to my "Watch Later" playlist
Big respect to you Zealand for wearing the Tampa Bay Mutiny jersey!!
Shoutout to whoever decided to do a Hemel Hempstead save. Can tell you Vauxhall Road is a legendary stadium
14:27 He did his countryman a favor
1:14 surely not surely *dying noises*
This has *throws slipper* EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! Energy
Alt-F4 quality plays.
Followed by transfer list/loan list/terminate contract delete as appropriate 😂
15:40
The thing is, in this FM edition I already lost 2 goals from goalkeepers in last minutes of the games that both costed me points. Both times it was painful...
Chumacero used to play for my hometown team. He didn't have many opportunities on the field and the fans didn't like him much despite being in the Bolivian national team and the went back to his parent club to show that he could play. That's one of the moments I realized I could make better decisions than most coaches lol
6:01 zealand expecting the world record header from Palermo
Younglings! That IS how you pull a hamstring once you hit 40...
Playing as Liverpool manager, 2027, just won 3 games in a row 6-3: Bayern in the UCL, Tranmere in the League Cup, and Bournemouth in the PL. Only to lose 5-0 against watford a week later.
Also Joao Manuel did something very similar to the 1st clip in your first Season at ODFC and you substituted him. Also you have had a bicycle kick attempted by Saint Erik Mendes in season 3 of ODFC
if youwatch this video at 240p (even 360p) the match engine actually looks realistic, the movement and everything. No kidding, try it.
9:39 I had this situation before in an FM19 game with Hamilton Academicals. The comical thing was I had my goalkeeper take the penalties and scored 1 out of 7 (I think) consecutive penalties. Unfortunately no video but I'm sure I could dig out the match report.
People filming/photographing the screens is like nails on a blackboard
13:50 - Monster 12-6 curve ball. Is Barry Zito a GK coach for that club?! 😂
The hamstring injury is karma for using a short corner.
Does anyone know that kit sponsor Zealand had a while ago??
Sangalo?
Sangalo?
Thank you!!
3:18 I think referee mistakes is built in the game,so it's more realistic. So in that case i think that applies
13:11 reminds me of that own goal juventus scored in the sassuolo game, I think.
I remember that on FM15 I scored two goals after goalkeeper punted the ball into my players face. Ironically, it was Balotelli both times 😂
Funniest clip was to see my team physically lift the Premier League only to end up finishing 2nd.
Oh hello.. That Okwonko clip at 13:35 ...I had NO idea FM even had the animation to do a Bjarte Flem!.. What in the world?!?
The Mutiny Kit is awesome
Shoutout to the dude playing FC Isle of Mann
I am still laughing at this!!! I FEEL THE PAIN lmao
The first own goal kind of happened to Araujo in el classico. So I'd say it's fairly plausible
most normal forest green activity
All of the defender with GK mistakes are totally realistic. Case in point, VVD and Allison vs Arsenal
The offside glitch happened to me to on FM23. Its when a foul is given as advantage, for some reason offsides stop working.
A vtuber playing fm just short circuited my brain.
I'm glad I could short circuit your brain lmao 😂
3:51 Chupou-Moting at Psg
Keeper animations was taken from onana at the start of the season
I had a bicycle kick about 3 hours into the demo - didn’t realise it was so rare
Why is it the law that all FM clips must be filmed on a potato?
Honestly tho OBS hates recording FM so no matter the resolution it'll be recorded in 360p
@@CaliMorningstar that and also there's several layers of compression happening as the clips get posted from platform to platform
@@jaybfc99 that's is also true
On one of my saves I had this one centre back that just had a bicycle kick in his locker and did it 3 times in 5 years
Cant remember when bicycle kick animations were introduced, but im pretty sure that Carloz Tevez scored one for me on FM11 or 12.
I just noticed you included lfc ava from the infamous premier inn night
Can you explain this?
@@Z3NITH11 lfc ava a few months ago was booked into a premier inn in a town called rugby with a twitter follower with the intention of shagging them and twitter that night went absolutely mental
my players always attempt a bicycle but they all manage not to get any contact on the ball
13:40 okonkwo my goat
The way he was sining deli Ali
11:00 oh my, oh my, oh my, oh no.
The last one got me good
The first clip reminds me of antons own goal in Stuttgart v. Frankfurt MD12
6:25 is unreal