5-Minute Crafts Is TERRIBLE
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- Опубліковано 17 січ 2019
- So the channel '5-Minute Crafts' is TERRIBLE. They think they do all these helpful DIY projects but the truth is they really don't, all they do is make a mess of 5 minute craft and the whole DIY community
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This is purely satire! Don’t go to these peoples channels. It’s all a joke! - Ігри
TRYING 5 MINUTE CRAFTS: ua-cam.com/video/lcbpd_8CHgw/v-deo.html&lc=Ugz_DGrOx3hzGlzs0aN4AaABAg
Scrubby wow I was early to comment lol ily bro
Hello
Scrubby great videos
So you here after one year
Btw i love scrubby this was just the first thing that came to mind
“Help my arm is broken”
5 minute crafts: put it in *RICE*
My leg is broken
5 minute crafts just bathe it in milk and garlic then
ッYtrx my gawd
@Rksss09 what the hell does that mean
Just walk it off
ッYtrx lol
1920: we will have flying cars in the future
2019: **putting Cocaine on feet**
👌👌👌
Well we do have flying cars
Oh_yeah_yeah_litty_committee change your name if you a pew supporter course max helped t-series
So true
I saw this when he was talking about it 😂🤣
"Help, I'm dying!"
Five minute hacks: *HEAD TO THE LIVING ROOM*
this is too underrated
It doesn’t work, trust me
That’s an actual life hack tho
@@uglybawbiess4576 I found that funny lol-
That’s why it’s called a living room
"Help I cut my leg off!"
"Use some ramen that will help."
Super glue and ramen will fix ANYTHING!!!!!!!!
And rice
What what
It didn't work. Now I have to use one of the hostages arms.[:(
@@skell1162 :(
CYRUS SENT ME
What’s up fainted
Fainted I just watched your vids
Fainted if your daddy (which you are) make a video were you just say I'm daddy fainted!
Hey want FRE VBUCCS?
@@bigboibugg3288 IT SMELL LIKE BROKE IN HERE!
“Help I got kidnapped” 5 minute crafts: first you rub a orange on your chest
Then you make lemonade and mix it with baking soda, warm water, and salpheric acid. Then pour your possibly dangerous concoction on your feet and your good
And then u put toothpaste
and then you leave it for a day and hope the person that kidnap you didn't do anything
But if they do, mix cold water a aspirin and throw it at their feet to temporary blind them and then escape.
@@Briandabomb but if u get caught get some doritos put them into a blender and make shower whit it
“Help I’m depressed”
MAKE ONION JUICE MIXED WITH GARLIC AND APPLY TO FACE
Lol
Lol wait what
No buy a cat.
shoot vamp with ratshot with that in it
"Dry Feet? Start a drug Lab in your Kitchen"
Dude gimme time to breathe 🤣🤣🤣
Cancer? Start a drug lab!
You’re gonna die in 5 minutes? RUB MAYONNAISE ON YOUR FACE
“I have dry feet”
“START A *DRUG LAB* IN YOUR KITCHEN”
"I'm in love with the C o c o"
@@smilinghouse4637 C O C O
@@drago54321 coco loko
That sounds bad out of context
We go coco loko
“Help I’ve been decapitated”
APPLY COCCAINE TO THE WOUNDED AREA
Then you have to watch another video to learn how to make the cocaine
@@Aaron-gc2oc and now your addicted
Lmao
@Markus McRae hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Funny
And then smoke through the wound and eat some drugs
"that doesn't even look like aspirin"
Hold up
C O C A I N E
r/hol up
Holy hecc....explanation for why FMC is so weird....they are on drugs constantly! They always be high.
It definitely looks like a certain drug
Cocainam
-Arnold
5 Minute Crafts be like:
Have trouble sleeping?
Well Just stay awake!
More like: USE HOT GLUE TO GLUE YOUR EYES AND KEEP THEM CLOSED FOREVER.
5:32 mans just moaned
Wow! Now I will never need to sleep!
Impressive
@@ducki2757 he just did that for 0 seconds bruh
“5-minute” crafts
“Leave for 15 minutes”
*seems legit*
5-7 days seems like 5 minutes right
I would like but its on 69 likes
That’s why i call it 50 minute crafts
Omg lol 😂
hahahahahahaha
"help i smell"
5 minute crafts: start a meth lab in your house
you profile pic is disturbing.
i love it 😀👌
@@MasterChef_GODISGOOD ya ......................same.......maybe
Run the cartel innit
And give the finished drugs of the labor for free to us so we can earn something to our little loan of 28 million a year.
That's what trevor will do
Guy: goes to girlfriend
Guy:starts crying*
Girlfriend:whats wrong
Guy:ur hair smells like onion
Yessir
Wait wait
*husbands doesn't have a girlfriend since they already married*
wait a minute...
Who’s gonna tell the wife?
“how to get rid of cancer”
5 minute crafts: “duck tape a stick to glue”
5-minute craft: stick your feet in warm water for 30 minutes
Me: I thought this was 5- minutes not 30
same
Actually just shut up
I know right
no u
Right!
A gIrL AboUt tO cRy
An oTheR GIrl AbOut To crY
And then fruit
So relatable
Me literally every day
Damn how relatable can comments be
Fruit is important for every girl.
*fruit*
“Rudolph the red nose chin”
-Scrubby 2019
3:56
Help! I lost my arm!
"Apply depression to the onion and yeet it at your grandma"
Dry feet? Start a drug lab in your kitchen
-scrubby
*yes*
I like your icon
I’m gonna edit this on a Einstein quote
Thats my METH-od
JFink8817 oof
Me: **sees five minute crafts video**
Also me: *Ah yes, the floor here is made of floor*
You mean Um yes
Wrong! Hmmm Yes The Floor Here is made out of floor
My teacher made the class watch a 5 minute craft and this class was like ooh this is cool and I'm like just fucking kill me I'm cringing
*le slow clap* we must bring back dead memes
So true
"Rudolf the red nosed chin"
Spot the problem? 😂
noice
Indeed
loll
Oh wait didn’t even notice
“Dry feet? An addict? Want jail time? Great! We can fix all of that! First, you need that good stuff”
“if you have dry heels start a drug lab in your kitchen” -Scrubby 2019😂😂
*2020
Blood RedJin this video was made in 2019 so xhen was right
Someone already said that
That’s what he just said.... there was no need to copy it.
@@questirace3181 well he said it 2 weeks ago so...
Dry feet?
Normal people: Get cream.
5 minute crafts: StIcK tHeM iN dRuGs AnD aLcOhOl.
ThEn LiGhT iT oN fIrE
@@terrynichols782 then cut it off and sacrifice it to satan
@FiLL4Fl3 WaFfLe thanks
@FiLL4Fl3 WaFfLe thanks man. I appreciate the sub
@FiLL4Fl3 WaFfLe thank you!
"people dont even do the hacks they just watch them"
"With half a dead cat in her brush"
I can't BREATH
“Onion juice?!? This looks like *shreks Gatorade* “
I died
It is shreks gatorade, according to shrekipedia
I died too
i died and got out of gulag but im still laughing even after i died lol
**That Dude died of laughter**
Suiji: How the fu-
So true
Killer in your house?
Go to the “living” room
Sit for fifteen minutes
Rub garlic juice on everything the killer touched!
Dude lmfaooooo that’s hilariously I’m dying
😂😂😂😂🤦♂️
Nah just stay in the living room because he can't kill you, because your in the LIVING ROOM
Rowan Hill thats 1000000 iq
“Looks like Shrecks Gatorade” I will say that whenever I see onion juice
"Help! There's been an alien abduction!!!"
5 Minute Crafts: "Here I have honey mustard in a bowl..."
Can't breath?!
Try to blend lungs with garlic and onion
Omg thank you so much before I couldn’t breathe thank you so much!
Cant breathe just plant trees
Really? I heard to put mayo and toothpaste stirred together with moonrocks, poured precisely into a bowl and putting it on your one left eyebrow then you drink water in the end. It was really helpful and I recommend it.
Nah I use VaPuRuB
Lmao
3:58 “Rudolph the red nose chin”
-Scrubby 2019
Had a very red chin
And if you ever saw her you would say ew grows
All of the other girls made fun of her red chin
Add more to this song I idk what else to add ;-;
Then she died
MaKe MoRe To ThIs SoNg
What’s the deal with supreme and Bart Simpson????
Does no one notice, nose chin, think
the amount of nostalgia i'm getting from rewatching this video
Same omg
ong
Same
Bro sameee, i missed when his videos where like this
shreks gatorade, honestly i will live alot longer for hearing that sentence
Five minute crafts literally disabled comments lol
lol
Don't worry it's to protect the children from predators in the comments.
~getting vegan teacher vibes~
It’s because it probably got added to UA-cam kids. Which makes it so you can’t comment
@@onionartz ~same~
“Your feet looks like it has the bubonic plaque”
- scrubby
Lol thx
I know
Just Jess it’s even more funny because I’m working on a project on the plague right now so when he said that I lost it laughing
Found the best comment ..😂😂
420th like
2:46 funfact: sometimes, if drug dealers want to dilute cocaine, they put cracked aspirin into the coco.
“You’re not a hacker if you can put your phone in a ballon” a quote that shouldn’t be forgotten
Why is it called 5 minute crafts if.....
One of them took 5 to 7 days
They couldn't find a life hack to make it faster
Cuz "5 to 7 day hacks" isn't as catchy
James Dillon 5 day crafts
James Dillon they aren’t even crafts
They're not crafts they're crappy tip so 5 minute craps
“Rudolf the red NOSED chin”
*y e s*
Because the chin has a red nose
Leech Life Rudolph the red chinned reindeer
Rudolf the red feet eyeball elbow nosed chin
😹
a nose chin😂
damn bro I miss the days where these "5-minute" crafts were the most of our worries
Ah yes I'll cut my feet like bread so I can wear my comfortable loafer shoes
Life hack: just eat cucumbers to get pimples away instead of smelling like garlic
Realy it works?
Does this actually work?
lack of boring stuff oh yeah yeah
Cucumbers taste like shit
"Help I've been shot" 5 minute crafts: scrub the bleeding wound with a toothbrush
And add salt to it
@King_cleetus Then rub the wound with rubbing alcohol
@@KristiClephane then rub it with a knife
@@mzlonz then squeeze the juice of 5 lemons on it
@@nintendo2581 Then rub water from the closest lake on it
Yikes. Imagine your grandma actually doing this, because she does believe in these “god-blessed” people.
"Something dry? Get it wet"-
I'm dirty minded
"Start a drug lab in your kitchen, that's my METHod" - Scrubby Jan 18, 2019.
Gotcha broo👍
[Username has been changed] that exactly what I thought when I heard it. You beat me to it.
And that my METH HEAD
Damn it I though of that Xd
2:39 dry feet? Start a drug lab... thats my METHod
Don't want sprite cranberry, maybe *_C O K E_*
Sean MANNION I thought of that cheeky joke when he said it lmao
owo
Knee slap*
Lol I was thi king the same thing
Don't worry anime scubby can't hurt you
Anime scrubby: 5:33
me: umm I’m stuck to the toilet
5 minute crafts: just tell your friend to go to space and make him get alien blood then it will seal off
Girl puts onion juice on her head
Lice bug crawls on her head
Girl screams GET OUT OF MY SWAMP
Edit: thank you for the likes
Don’t they understand that people don’t wanna go in public smelling like shrek
I convinced my friend with dandruff to do that...
...he smelled like onion for days even after taking like 5 showers
@@zasekai7537 how did the dandruff do lol
@@day6kz he still has dandruff
Lol
Scrubby: This foot looks like a crusty spongbob
Spongebob: *why* *you* *bully* *me*
Poor spongebob
Spongebob:am i a joke to you?
You forgot the caps,
Lol I read this when he was saying it
😂😂😂😂
7:14 it works but you typically need 2 magnifying glasses. one will flip the img upside down. ive done it
"Rudolph the red nosed chin." I cant omggg XD this is just too funny!!
Person: "help, I've been hit by a car!"
5 minute hacks: "crack an egg on your forehead."
So true
@Ali Keita hey man, as long as i have xbox and nachos, i can survive another hundred years.
Don’t forget the beer
Never.
Sounds like a HowToBasic life hack to me.
Dry feet?
Start a drugs lab in the kitchen
“ 5 minutes crafts “
Tijn Geelen I mean if the DEA catches you just say 5 minute crafts told you
More like
5 minutes UNCRAFT
Tijn Geelen saw this comment as soon as he said it
More like 5 minute crack
#amostalloftheirvids
"If you have enough dead skin on your foot to cut it like toe-st, you got a problem" I'm sorry for the pun...
Him: Makes a serious point
My brain: hehe I'm in love with the coco funny!
People with AirPods can’t afford the wire
Hayden Benesh get back in the closet!
What did U say?
The_Lone _Wolf287 u mad bro?
Thicc Daddy nah man I was just kidding I’m to broke for air pods ☹️
The_Lone _Wolf287 sorry what was that? I don’t speak broke lol
*5-Minute* Crafts: Leave for *30 minutes.*
Wait for 5 centuries
you may have outsmarted me, but i outsmarted your outsmarting!
i se wot yo did der
Wait for 10 millennia
Wait for 1000000 years ill be dead by then
I just realized Scrubs looks like OG Spider-Man PS4
I was dying when he said that was Shrek's Gatorade
January:.... Nah
February: ehh not now
March: wait..
April: later....
May: brb...
June: recommended
My birth months.... yes ;-----;
Exactlyyyy
Bro same
Me too
I got it today
“Onions gets rid dandruff”
Or the classic, *A SHOWER*
showering doesnt get rid of dandruff if it did i dont think anybody would have dandruff
@@Ki52 Can you rid of dandruff?
Kid Katana use anti dandruff shampoo
@@fclly Oh that makes sense
B I G B R A I N
5:33 my dude made the weirdest noise ever and I thought I was on youtube
"Help, I sprained my ankle!"
5 Minute Crafts: "Mash some garlic and onion and apply to face. :)"
Got a cut? Put lemon juice on it so it gets moist! Epic life hack
ill go try that right now!!! Lol
ChatterBoxGaming Vlogs And Gaming omg tysm Ima tell my whole family *2 minutes later* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
the cut? Moist?
That would sting...
Actually it's lemonade 😏
dry feet? make your kitchen into a drug lab.
Lol
I love how scrub said ONION JUICE?!
7:30 coming from a "engineering" student, this actually works, just not so well.
By placing the phone INVERTED, a convex lens is able to magnify what is shown on the phone onto a wall/screen/board whatever you use. Trust me on this one this was one of my engineering project.
HOWEVER, the phone had to be set absolutely the brightest settings, the room had to be absolutely dark to even get a remotely clear magnified view of the video. We had to encase the box/projector is black paper, find a big enough closet with no light to just read some words.
Scrubby 2019: "I don't usually beg"
Scrubby 2020: "Pathetic"
I remember watching this when it came out and now it’s been 2 years. Now he begs all the time not even caring
@@kimharman4328 it’s how he makes money
Do people keep coming into your house and eating your garlic?
Life Hack:Lock your door
I thought you said “Lick your door” 😂
_Boom_ *_-Life Hacked-_*
Gamey Gaming u watch bfdi
Oh my god ima try that lol
“Know you smell like a bad Olive Garden kitchen” I’ve used this phrase for the last 5 years.
Five minute crafts basically:
Have cancer?
Sleep with coal under your pillow!
1:22 it is called five mins crafts and it says wait 30mins ? Hmmmmmm🤔
Time travel bro
They repost the same thing over and over, but in different click bate titles
and there is one that took 5-7 days as well
Because they need ad revenue and watch time
Kenneth Astudillo Nani??????
Are you dying?
Just live.
Incredible life hacks
Thank you so much i was dying now thanks to your lifehack im gonna live. Your the best!!!
Dymond Henry 😂😂
WHAT?? I WAS LITERALLY WATCHING THIS VIDEO ON MY DEATH BED (it was pretty comfy btw) AND I SAW THIS COMMENT, IT CHANGED MY LIFE (more like SAVED my life)
That’s just better then putting garlic on your chin
Wow
This changed my death
When he said “Rudolph the red nosed *chin* ” bro... that was funny
Dope or nope Matthias: mixes eggs
5 minute crafts: mixes beer and warm water
Her: rubs onion juice on her
Everyone: *starts crying*
Edward Yeng something tells me its not because of the onion juice...
Chicken Nugget 0_o
Really onion juice you know you can just get dandrif soap for $5
They have a good reason to!
Chicken Nugget yep....
Scrubby in the thumbnail? 🔥❤️
What's up love ur videos
Omg I really love your channel I've subbed since 12k
I love your videos! Why cant they last 10 minutes :(
Oml I like your videos
Hey Jamari
I'm in love with the coco made me laugh soo hard
At 2:30 I got an ad that said "take care of your skin my guy!!"
Life hack:
Have a pimple?
Deal with it.
Lol 😂
Lol🤣
Lol😂
Have a pimple? Just use soap and water.
Have a pimple? Just use soap and water.
“Help I’m bleeding internally”
5 minute crafts: *RuB rAw OnIoN jUiCe On YoUr ArMs*
True
Wtf
Put an onion in our sock
@Markus McRae shred cheese and put it on your face
@@simplylawfull1778 well actually that is a thing to get vitamins and somehow it works
None of these are life hacks they're just shreks kitchen full of dried up onion Gatorade
"Help my dog is dying!"
Put the dog upsidedown and put fried rice!
8:32 when it was sexual but then it goes to Italian...
Lol
lmao
I got an ad when i clicked :(
You have the same profile pic as my friend xd
@@jodjodjodjodjod cool, yeah recently i have found like 5 other people with the same profile picture lol.
I’m pretty sure that “dead bubonic plague” looking skin was just PVA glue. Like tell me I’m not the only one who noticed that. Like TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!
Ur not the only wun
Why thank you
@@walkingbreadstick8610 ur welcome
G e e k
Thanks
“Help my foot is crusting.”
5 minute crafts: *Starts sharpening box cutter*
"and now you have like a pack of 80 balloons, like what are you going to do with that"
5-Minute Crafts next video, '15 Balloon crafts and hacks to try at home'
A 14 year old girl died from a not working life hack and her sister was badly hurt and has scars that will never heal😭😭🥺🥺 rest in peace ✌️
It got to me when he said: onion juice, that’s like shrek’s gatorade
Yes
Yeet
Yeet
Yeet
No, yeet is fucking cringey
Oh no my goldfish died
Five minute crafts: ok take a stop sign and paint it green, then go to Australia and trade it for a goldfish
5 minute crafts are like teaching a blind kid how to fight.
"This looks like shreks Gatorade."
This actually made me laugh and I never laugh.
@@patranak32 Something is leaking out of Uranus, it's been scientifically proved
@@pulse27 uhhhhh
“Help, my hair got BALD”
5 minutes crafts: *puts doll hair and dye it black*
Now you will have thin thick smooth dreads
Ooooooof
"Help my hair got bald" nice english👌
EnvyMC I think ur blind “help, my hair got BALD”
@@zllepty1370 Oooohhhhhhh
4 years later still a banger