FAQ: - How do I play subs? You can't. The event was from 30th October to 2nd November. Wait until another event or when the subs are actually introduced into the game. - What's the first song? It's in the end screen. - What's the second song? (1:38) Weebl's "Stock Market" (although that's the name of the original flash it was in, not the song itself.) - What's the third song? (3:48) I have no idea. You can find a longer version here - ua-cam.com/video/qiLY4ZkVroE/v-deo.html
@@haakke No it isn't. The "Tetris theme" is Korobeiniki and this, while similar, is not a version of Korobeiniki. That tune is present throrought many soviet era songs.
Georgia: "Hey captain, can we do that?" Captain: "Hey hey hey! Hey, hey hey hey hey!!!!" _[Translation: "No we're a submarine! Georgia, don't you dare try it!!!!"]_ Georgia, doing a wheelie in Scooter: "What was that, Captain?" Chitose: "Georgia that's dangerous! We're in enemy territory right now, what if you get spotted by New Jersey's scouts?!"
@@DarkWarriorZ710 Oh man the memories, I can't wait for Jesse to return to writing the story, its one of the stories to gain the vaunted position of living rent-free in my head XD
@@soup6823 They just land and spill nuclear soup everywhere. "Target uninhabitable and severely damaged, target personnel terminally ill, considered neutralized." The Imperial Japan of WW2 would be proud
Should be the other way around :) Soviets Would have to counter intercontinental subs, but There is nothing that can beat that. Looks like this is how USA won the Cold War
"War thunder is the most realistic war game filled with tanks, submarine and army vehicle" Yeah, this definitely happened during the World War 2 and during military training
this has been a bug since the april fools event, it was never patched. i have a video of me flinging into the enemy spawn and getting like 4 kills if im correct
This bug was caused by the code used for water drag compensation for seaplanes. As engines produce a constant force when in the water bringing the nose out of the water caused logic intended for seaplane takeoff to errantly activate and actually propel you proportional to your speed and portion of your bounding box above the water. This bug was fixed recently, see you next October!
Everybody else must've been speechless or "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GUY F***ING DOING?!" God Damn Physics. Fun Fact: This is the same physics that an Uber Warp Drive in Robocraft uses.
FAQ:
- How do I play subs?
You can't. The event was from 30th October to 2nd November. Wait until another event or when the subs are actually introduced into the game.
- What's the first song?
It's in the end screen.
- What's the second song? (1:38)
Weebl's "Stock Market" (although that's the name of the original flash it was in, not the song itself.)
- What's the third song? (3:48)
I have no idea. You can find a longer version here - ua-cam.com/video/qiLY4ZkVroE/v-deo.html
When subs finally come to War Thunder permanently I might just finally get back into the game.
@daeth сука same
Third song is on UA-cam under the translated title “Cadets of the Guards School”
Third song is a rendition of "Kalinka"
Otherwise known as the Tetris theme.
@@haakke No it isn't. The "Tetris theme" is Korobeiniki and this, while similar, is not a version of Korobeiniki. That tune is present throrought many soviet era songs.
“There are more planes in the Ocean then Submarines in the Sky”
I agree to disagree
why you disagree to agree
Not anymore.
You're not wrong though
Clearly a false statement
Of course there’d be more submarines in the sky
The chances of being ran over by a submarine on land is low.
_But never zero._
ua-cam.com/video/vqffY-6OVKc/v-deo.html
@@jayamarillo1554 wtf
@@M4_Sherman587 dang you don’t get it
@@jayamarillo1554 uh what ?
@@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 dang another one who doesn’t get it
"do a wheelie"
"sir, we are in a submari-"
*_"DID I STUTTER?"_*
Now do a barrel roll
Georgia: "Hey captain, can we do that?"
Captain: "Hey hey hey! Hey, hey hey hey hey!!!!" _[Translation: "No we're a submarine! Georgia, don't you dare try it!!!!"]_
Georgia, doing a wheelie in Scooter: "What was that, Captain?"
Chitose: "Georgia that's dangerous! We're in enemy territory right now, what if you get spotted by New Jersey's scouts?!"
@@Avetho Georgia: "Even if we get spotted, they will not be able to catch us."
@@DarkWarriorZ710 Oh man the memories, I can't wait for Jesse to return to writing the story, its one of the stories to gain the vaunted position of living rent-free in my head XD
Imagine being in a plane hoping to score some kills and then this thing comes hurdling at you at 700km per hour
Now that’s comedy
If the plane was me then i would litteraly scream my “BLYAAAAAAAAAAT”
America: the submarines out of torpedoes
Russia: the torpedoes out of submarines
I think you messed up...
English 100
Даже американцы делают мемы про русских 😁🤣
@@Станислав-т9т только писал русский
More like "missiles Made of Submarine"?
"See we launch the whole submarine. That's 10000% more missile, per missile." - Cave Johnson, probably
This is some serious WH40K level shit, right here.
He must still be between banks so he got the US navy to invest in apature
Portal references never fade.
Close enough XD
YEEES IVE WAITED YEARS TO SE A "cave johnson" Meme comment !!! :DDDDDD
2000 KM/h, for reference, is about Mach 1.6. Take that top tier.
Can you imagine what that would feel like? Especially if it flopped around like that in mid air.
That’s faster than the correct top tier Jets can safely go at at Sea Level
when your slower than a sub
this post was made by the sub gang
"So, wait is he playing aircraft or navy?"
"...Both."
not both but boffum
still navy but the captain was trained in an airgroup
He's in the Space Force!
Crew: But sir we are out of torpedos
Captain: We ARE the torpedo
Japanese be like:
Tenno Heika *BANZAI*
“Sir, what’s he doing?”
“He’s beginning to believe”
LOL
Navy is going to be PISSED this leaked out... there goes our monopoly on flying attack subs... You, yes you, have ruined it for us all.
Indeed
Space battlesub Blue Noah
FALSE
The submacopter was real all along!
@Mialisus lol
As someone who qualified fish on a virginia i can confirm that this is exactly how we move across the ocean so fast
oh okay I thought something was wrong
I read something totally different...
Qualified fish.....do you mean you work in the fun room? :D
I guess you can say the Engine Room is pretty fun lol
🤣🤣
"Fire the torpedoes!" "Sir! We have none left!" "Fire this submarine!" "But sir, we are in the submarine!" "Did I stutter!?"
OH SHIT
mommy please come pick me up, im scared
the last time i saw grandpa
*chuck* we're in danger...
"Prepare the warhead!"
"Sir, no more weapons onboard!"
"Prepare the reactor!"
*Pushes plutonium rod in the reactor*
Some smart guy: "There are more planes in the sea than submarines in the sky."
War Thunder: "Hold my glitch."
everyone's gangsta until a nuclear submarine start flying
Well’ there’s a nuclear reactor in there. Might as well make use of it.
@@soup6823 They just land and spill nuclear soup everywhere. "Target uninhabitable and severely damaged, target personnel terminally ill, considered neutralized." The Imperial Japan of WW2 would be proud
that gentleman...How we develop Nuclear war(submarine)head...
@@Avetho Ten'no Would be Proud
Blast that submarine with the AMERICA!
"The submarine knows where it is, because it knows where it isn't"
Only place it knows where it isn't is in the water
O god not again
Command: Yeah we got a ICBM in the air.
Command: That’s has got to be the greatest pirate I have ever seen.
So it would seem.
@@razvy6949 flute intensifies
@@Dan86130 *cranks volume knob*
ICBS*
ICBS*
Inter Continental Ballistic Submarine
Submarine: *made to be used at ocean*
Fokker: My submarine , my rules.
Kraut Space Magic
-of physics...
“Status report”
“We are flying on time, on target.”
“But you’re a subma-
The Submarine: "Hey guys, look what I can do!"
Other submarines: "Okay, what is it-"
*they saw him flying away with the sonic speed*
US government: We will watch your career with great interest
Opecuted *slaps submarine* this baby can go up to 20k ft! *chuckles*
"You see Ivan, when submarine begins to fly. Enemy will not know whether to use depth charges or anti-aircraft weaponry"
hegiht charges? :D
@@gkgameplaycz so flak?
Underrated comment
Would a sub get damaged by flak though? Or will it be ineffective?
@@Notmagickal sub is too fast for flak
"Sir, it seems we have an ICBS launch"
"You mean ICBM?"
"No, ICBS"
"intercontinental ballastic submarine"
Are you making fun of people with cotc
@ofcefcipu corn on the cob
imagine what his teammates were thinking seeing this guy on the mini map
When you sign up for the Navy and end up in the Space Force.
So this is how the germans got to Argentina so quickly at the end of the war.
Submarine battle in Atlantic Ocean:
"this is U-156, out of torpedoes, going to bomb Vladivostok"
😂😂😂 I'm crying from laughter at this
It's even funnier that Vladivostok is in pacific
High command - U-156 negative over , how will fly your sub
Submarine- just leave it to us ,over.
what bomb little cyka.
@@spacexfan1281 U-156 is about to leap across the atlantic and the united states and the pacific to land in vladivostok
America: we’re gonna launch our ballistic submarine at your cities!
Russia: do you mean missile
America: no
Hehehe in Soviet Russia we fire submarine not missile.
@Niko Umicevic I know, it was developed to match the Soviet’s technology
Should be the other way around :) Soviets Would have to counter intercontinental subs, but There is nothing that can beat that. Looks like this is how USA won the Cold War
That could be an attack mode of the Poseidon nuclear propelled torpedo.
yes comrades
3:24
"Drowned"
*excuse me what the frick*
Submarines need water to breathe
This submarine knows what's up. No, like literally.
Imagine the person who is taking the game seriously, and then they see the flying Submarine
Imagine spawning in to be bombed with a torpedo from a Mach 3 submarine slamming itself into a mountain
@@andrewchilds8886 Imagine seeing tank spinning like Heck and Come into your Spawn....
Fuck physics. We don’t need them where we’re going.
*Welp thats enough war thunder for today*
a sailor on a submarine: *ahhh another normal dayyyy.... WTF*
what he sees: *submarine* I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
“There’s a missile on radar, but... I can’t figure out what kind.”
“Son, that’s not a missile. That’s a submarine.”
Submissile
@@nikelsad Since "Sub" means under, I thin the right term would just be a "marine". :) Or if you have another suggestion.
*Pirates of the Caribbean theme*
flyin sosig
Ah yes the big and the great radal
Ask Radal next time to play sosig
Flying cuban cigar
What de fock
@@Sh4d891 it’s wotdefok
Engineer 1 : "Look, Sam, you're obviously drunk. You can't make helicopter submarines. That's stupid"
Engineer 2 : "Hold my beer."
Ok. I wasn’t prepared for this to show up in my recommended. I am so glad it did.
Russian coast guard with unsurprise face: "I bet they let Crazy Ivan drive it again."
(hardbass slowly gets louder as the submarine passes high above the coastline at mach 2)
Crazy Ivan : I lost a bomb... do you have it?
Oh god, don't give the World of Warships devs any ideas.
World of warship is learning sub now but idk they will also learning this
@@niaagustina4142 now they will make gravity mode in WoW lol
@@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry I can already imagine black steel rods floating in the sky firing torpedoes
@@lunar6156 thats an absolute hell of any player lol
looks like the subs here work better than in wow
"I didn't sign up to be a pilot!"
What a shame.
Too bad!? Fire the sub!!!!
Looking back, WT really needs to keep a record of physics glitches like this and just deliberately implement them as an April Fools event one year.
when you ran out of torpedoes, but then you remember you're in a *nuclear* submarine.
The entire sub crew: we need to go fast
Capitán: lets show them a little trick I learned
Creo que se te escapó el español por ahí...
"I am going to do what we call a pro gamer move"
this comment is underrated a bit
*Heres a little lesson in trickery, this’ll go down in history!*
November 10, 2009: "Tactical Nuke ready"
Today: "Tactical submarine ready"
hahaha!! I was crying laughing watching this lol! Good find! love it! Subbed.
Well hello there, Mr. Matsimus!
By the way, thank you for getting me interested in military technology!
It's the new missile platform now a days.... minus the missiles
Dude I literally just watched you cleaning Tanks Video
It's a bird it's a plane it's a submarine?
Subbed
Todays forecast:
partly cloudy with a chance of submarines
imagine a recon fighter come back to the base
"so what do you see? what is enemy doing in the arctic?"
"....."
When they say: "Oh, the american planes climb like submarines!"
What I imagine:
It climbs so much faster than my fully-laden P-47... Although at least the P-47 is controllable in its ascent.
"now i've seen everything" - Engineer from Team Fortress 2
"I fear no man, but that THING" *flying submarine* "It scares me"
I love that this is in a public match, his team and the enemy team must've been confused as fuck
"There are more planes in the oceon then there are submarines in the sky"
This dude: Hold my beer
When Vlad asked you to launch the biggest missile he didn't expect to see a submarine fly past his quarters
Launching a fuckin nuclear torpedo to the west to top it off
"Intercontinental" just took on a whole new meaning
Honestly seeing this in-game would make my day
“That’s gotta be the best pirate I’ve ever seen...”
“...So it would seem”
-Banzai Charge !
-Sir, we are in a submarine
-I said BANZAI CHARGE DAMNIT !
es no Japanese Sub
This whole video is just the definition of "The laws of physics no longer apply to me mere mortals."
Me: chuckles
Teacher: is something funny?
Me: no, its nothing
My brain:
I know this is an overused joke, but lemme still say it
*"That's gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen"*
**Pirates of the Caribbean theme plays**
It's not overused it's just too good to stop using
Now THIS is a boat with the means to end this war in a definitive and elegant manner
>
@@FokkerBoombass
soldier:I just break sound barrier sir.
Captain: *You what ???*
"there are more planes in the sea than submarines in the sky"
-an intellectual
*sea
@@baronhartono3058 oh god thanks lol i didnt notice
In the country of Norway, the number of upward slopes and downward slopes are exactly the same.
"Submarine drowned in the sky" --WarThunder, 2020
"War thunder is the most realistic war game filled with tanks, submarine and army vehicle"
Yeah, this definitely happened during the World War 2 and during military training
"Son, this plane floats about as well as a boat flies."
Let's hope so.
When she says she is home alone but you’re off fighting in the Cold War
Josef: Why are we going to the Gulags again?
Demetri: Remember That Time When We drank to much Vodka on the Sub.
Best comment xD
@@raytastic2461 i agree
That explains those 'flying cigars' I keep hearing so much about.
"You can't go insane with a videogame."
War thunder:
War thunder be like war thunder says that we don’t care about rules we need this
0:33
That moment when you ran out of torpedos, so you have to become one instead.
"sir we need to r e t r e a t."
"okay launch this flipping submarine"
“
*Someone tries to argue with me saying WT has realistic physics*
Me: -copy pastes this video-
Imagine playing WT as a ship, and then an flying sub starts to glide while spinning towards u
Imagine being this guy's teammate and watching him rocket into the middle and just not stop.
this has been a bug since the april fools event, it was never patched.
i have a video of me flinging into the enemy spawn and getting like 4 kills if im correct
Can ya post it, if you have it still?
Yes please
I too would like to see this
post it!!!
Please upload it, I HAVE to see this.
100% historically accurate as you can see.
🤫 it’s a secret Area 51 sub they stole after raiding Area 51 🤭🥴
This bug was caused by the code used for water drag compensation for seaplanes. As engines produce a constant force when in the water bringing the nose out of the water caused logic intended for seaplane takeoff to errantly activate and actually propel you proportional to your speed and portion of your bounding box above the water.
This bug was fixed recently, see you next October!
nicely done. now i finally know what happend
Wonder what the other team is thinking when they see a submarine flying through the sky at moc 2
Oh you you're back...
WAIT WHAT?
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
I DON'T KNOW IT JUST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"Houston, We Got a Problem" :)
Gotta love the Final fantasy 7 Remaster Electric Chocobo Song playing over this cursed video. Fits it real well
0:28 "¡¡¡¡king of the ocean, he was made to rule the waves across the seven seas!!!!"
the terror of the sea, the Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
@@freyawion5337 THE TERROR OF THE SEAS! BISMARCK THE AIRBORNE SUBMARINE
Alternative title:
‘How to break time and space just to run the US navy bankrupt’
Elon musk when he realize that theres no flying submarine :
Imagine being a maritime patrol aircraft and just witnessing... this on your daily mission.
Imagine being the patrol craft and nearly being hit by that.
Me ohhh faaaak
Alionnshhhh
@@codyspradley6277 Frigate Captain: Detecting nearby Submarine. Fire the torpedoes !
Crew : Sir we'll need a missile for that 😐
Everybody else must've been speechless or "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GUY F***ING DOING?!"
God Damn Physics.
Fun Fact: This is the same physics that an Uber Warp Drive in Robocraft uses.
Physoncs
sir were out of torpedos
then fire the submarine!
sir be cant fire a submarine!
IM A MAN OF MY WORD NOW FIRE THE SUB
"There are more planes underwater than there are submarines in the sky"
Warthunder: hold my beer
Everybody gangsta till the submarine starts flying
Yea ive noticed that so as well in the "Phantom Menace" event as well
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? No, it's a f*cking submarine
therapist: don't worry, flying ballistic submarrine doesn't exist it can't hurt you
the submarine
speed: minus mach one
mf just found a way to go back in time
So this is the new Missile Russia was talking about huh.
Alternate title: How to turn your submarine into a ballistic missile
the enemies like:ok sir we have a weird black missle flying while spinning like a ufo
commander:wtf are you talking abou-
Imagine being on a battleship when this submarine kamikazis you at 400 kmh
Ten' no would be proud
China may be using the sea to hide it's submarines
China: "fools"
this explains why people were capping so quickly during the event
Submarine: "Man, wish I can flying like those planes..."
God-Engineer: "Wish granted."
Submarine: *NOT WHAT I HAVE IN MIND!*
the omnissiah granted your wish
"Its a bird! Its a plane! no its a Intercontinental Ballistic Submarine."
rip the crew inside the sub