I don't have cancer, but I am a chronic illness patient, and these sorts of morbid jokes may freak most people out, but for those of us who are sick the jokes are one way of coping and helping us process the bad stuff in a funny way. So Techno's attitude towards making jokes about his cancer really is something a lot of us who have chronic illnesses do.
Rip techno.... His death was so hard to take in I couldn't stop crying, I can't imagine how hard it must be for his family. He was a legend and helped so many people. He will forever be in our memory. Fuck Cancer.
@@carmelomays5503 I wasn't a stan either I didn't watch his vids on a regular basis but he was still one of those youtubers that would cheer u up on a bad day
@@carmelomays5503 i was crying for 3 hours and cried myself to sleep he was my favorite youtuber ive been watching him since 100k and now hes gone and i still cant believe it
@@AxdiAurus Ig that's what happens when you mix a existential dread inducing genetic "disease" with a lad who feels like the world is theirs for the taking.
I love how he can joke about it. Like if I had cancer I would just break down and cry, I swear. Technoblade never dies. Edit: please don’t keep responding that he did. I know. And I’m just in a lot of grief and pain. I’m not taking my comment down to keep in memories.
I think I'll never be out of the denial stage of grief, I'm still expecting this to be some sick joke and to hear a "sike nerds technoblade never dies"
I honestly wouldn't even be mad I'd have more respect than anger for committing this long to it but I suppose most would accept anything to see their dead loved ones rise again even if just for one day (not saying technos my loved one btw just making a comparison)
@@gibbybtw280 I know why you did the ... but this comment was 5 months ago its horrible what happened but he wouldn't want us all to be sad and at least hes not hurting anymore you know what I mean?
I really think he should only be able to eat carrots but golden ones do the same as gapples. Then you could just add enchanted golden carrots to the game. Or don't.
So part of this video is Wilbur “milking” techno by punching him in the C and B repeatedly while Tubbo watches I feel that this could be taken out of context very easily
"Wilbur invited Tubbo on a milking session of technoblade" "Wilbur is milking technoblade while Tubbo is watching" "Techno got milked by Tubbo and Wilbur" "Technoblade sold his body to get milked by Wilbur for carrots"
I'd like to point out that Wilbur's contract at 23:27 makes it so that Wilbur himself is the only person Techno's NOT allowed to offer his services. "none other than Wilbur Soot" means the same as just "Wilbur Soot", not "Anyone except Wilbur", so what the contract really says is "I will never offer my services to Wilbur". The funny thing is, I'm pretty sure Techno might've caught that if he wasn't nerfed into being illiterate
I've never heard of none other than interpreted that way. I always thought it meant to express surprise in regards to someone (ex. None other than the great musician Ludwig Beethoven) or as a substitute to "no one other than" or "not one other than". I think he used it correctly 😅
@@wherermysocks9512 Your examples are right, but they don't contradict my point, multiple layers of negatives just get confusing sometimes. Using one of your examples, the sentence "We've revived none other than the great musician Ludwig Beethoven to perform at this concert", means that the person being revived is, in fact, Beethoven, and not, say, Michael Jackson. The reason that is the case despite the phrase having the word "none" in it is that the word "other" also counts as a negative. In the first layer we have "Beethoven" - the person himself. The second layer is "Someone OTHER than Beethoven" - a person that could be literally anyone else but Beethoven. The third layer is "NONE other than Beethoven". The "none" in this case modifies the second layer. The second layer had everyone except Beethoven, and it can't be anyone from the second layer now because of the "none", meaning we've looped back around to this phrase referring only to Beethoven. Thus, the phrase is used to put emphasis on the person you're talking about, to make sure you know it can't be anyone else.
@@wherermysocks9512 he used the none correctly, it's just he added a never beforehand. So it double negatived itself, so now it means he'll offer his services to everyone but Wilbur lmao. It should be " I shall offer my services to none other than Wilbur" or "I shall never offer my services to anyone but Wilbur" but doing both kinda cancels eachother out.
Loosing such a selfless and intelligent soul is so incredibly hard to even fathom. His memory will live in our hearts and minds forever. He truly changed so many lives. May all of his pain and discomfort be gone. Rest In Peace Techno. You were loved and respected by many. Your seemingly endless knowledge will forever carry on. o7
He’ll live with us in our memories, god forbid we forget, for his tale is to be told to thousands to come. It was an honour to know you, my friend. Rest well, Blood God.
5:58 - Love this interaction Tubbo: "How many feet does he have??" Wilbur: "He's a millipede, he's a millipede!" Techno: "LET'S FIND OUT!" Tubbo: (millipede...) "A MILLION legs?? xD" Techno: "...close enough."
I'm also surprised pandas aren't all dead, I guess having a whole country very invested in protecting you as a cultural patrimony really helps against your lack of survival skills
What a strong man, making everything seems okay with his humor and just... brightening everything up. We'll continue to honor your memory forever blade. Rest well.
Near the end of the video is just hectic lol. You have bea explaining to tubbo what yaas means then Scott questions why tubbo refused when Scott flat out said it was just to add a little bit of gay to something and then technoblade tries to explain to wilbur how he cannot right click a book. Altogether it makes a heated conversation that fits well when you have more than 4 people in a discord call.
@@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970 People forget Purgatory exists, and in the case he went there, he couldn't ever go to hell just get lost there until he finds heaven
"where are you king?" hes in heaven, and has become a god, as a true king should also speaking from the future, technoblade passed away recently from cancer
I hate crying about Techno but I love knowing he’s probably laughing at me for being a little cry baby, I know he wants us to keep going and not cry over him, but it’s really hard to go on.
R.I.P Techno You will always be with us…. My thoughts go out to his family and friends Its not easy times but I hope all will get through it Fly high..🕊
Hes a cryptid with portals all over his body which legs pop out of. When he gets hurt the portals close and the legs drop. Or he grows them super fast. In this case, you could say... He grew a couple feet
You know, i genuinely couldn't believe techno was dead when i heard the news. The news broke me for a while, but i try to think of all the good times techno have made me laugh. Rest in peace technoblade.
Techno rly out here casually making all these cancer jokes giving us grey hairs
At least we have hairs...
@@lazarehouot1142 noooooo
@@lazarehouot1142 His hair actually grew back
@@kelpdock8913 wait what no way
I don't have cancer, but I am a chronic illness patient, and these sorts of morbid jokes may freak most people out, but for those of us who are sick the jokes are one way of coping and helping us process the bad stuff in a funny way. So Techno's attitude towards making jokes about his cancer really is something a lot of us who have chronic illnesses do.
Rip techno.... His death was so hard to take in I couldn't stop crying, I can't imagine how hard it must be for his family. He was a legend and helped so many people. He will forever be in our memory. Fuck Cancer.
Same here I'm not one of those stands I just enjoyed his content i was in complete shock I thought he was quitting yet but he's dead.
@@carmelomays5503 I wasn't a stan either I didn't watch his vids on a regular basis but he was still one of those youtubers that would cheer u up on a bad day
o7
i was crying the first day but now im just sad
he was strong but not enough🐷🕊💗
Technoblade is a biblically accurate angel
He is archangel of justice :
@@glorynight4491 Archangel of FEET
More like a bellas lepus Griffin mixed with one
Then we got Tubbo
Be not afraid.
For an anarchist it's weird to see Technoblade becoming the economy.
He is going down his capitalism arc
@@arborealmole8079 and now he's going down his, "take over the universe" arc. he can do it best when sitting atop of gods throne. RIP techno
@@christinedruga1622 R.I.P techno
I love how Techno says zed instead of z because he's been hanging out a bunch with his british friends
zee
@@VoxelMusic zee
@@王子淇-q4u indeed
@@VoxelMusic pixel music
@@vincentdreemurr likebait username
I miss him so much already man his loss was to hard to take in
im so sorry i miss him too..its incredibly hard for all of us, but we're all here for each other❤️
Exactly I was crying for over a good 30 minutes
am sure we all will miss him already =]
@@carmelomays5503 i was crying for 3 hours and cried myself to sleep he was my favorite youtuber ive been watching him since 100k and now hes gone and i still cant believe it
never knew cancer patients could be so exploitable and lucrative
This out of context would sound so bad
@@Seraphim_zip SO bad
Oof
I guess you haven't heard of the American Healthcare System then
@@LexMcSwing bruuuuuuuuuuh
not all pigs fly....but this one does now rip tecno you will be missed
Indeed
no he just switched origin to phantom
@@mrskovel3750 frfr :skull: :pornhubad:
@@mrskovel3750 :niqqakillingasquirrel:
@@zilaz wtf kind of emote is that
"this was some wholesome dismemberment and then you had to make it weird" -Technoblade 2022
Yeah it was so wholesome when he lost his leg I watch it everyday to make myself feel better /j
"We can't do anything more with him if we kill him"
Charlie and Ranboo: "Ametuers"
Technoblades since of humor is amazing keepin shit positive makes such a difference. Love people who can make jokes about things going on with them
sense*
@@Bliplit ligit nobody gives a shit about spelling here
@@funnyperson670 Legit*
@@yesmaybe260 Get a life*
Why?
I am dying at the chat
"Don't you fly?"
"I broke"
When tubbo fell
I’m glad I’m not the only one laughing at that
Then Techno said “Not very well, apparently.” But it was late 💀💀
Dude i was there and when he called his origin a cancer patient i verbally gasped and went "TECHNOBLADE NO"
Techno getting real outta nowhere lol
Time stamp?
@@galubyovo4061 19:20
Honestly made me cry laughing when he said that.
Fun fact: Most younger people with cancer will take no time to meme on their cancer, myself included
@@AxdiAurus Ig that's what happens when you mix a existential dread inducing genetic "disease" with a lad who feels like the world is theirs for the taking.
"That fails to be an adjective in so many ways"
-Tubbo.
4:26 I’ve never heard so much emotion in his voice, he sounded so surprised LMAO
that's because you haven't seen his videos with skeppy
I was your 1k like lol
Bruuh
What are you talking about? Techno's voice is always very emotional
@@babycakelings Not really everyone knows he has a pretty mono tone voice. It has emotion sure but he’s usually chill
Any other person: Cancer is scary. I don't like to talk about it much, since it can get pretty sad.
Technoblade: Oh wait, wrong arm-
i promise you especially if you confront younger patients, a lot will have similar approaches to techno
source: am a cancer patient
I love how he can joke about it. Like if I had cancer I would just break down and cry, I swear.
Technoblade never dies.
Edit: please don’t keep responding that he did. I know. And I’m just in a lot of grief and pain. I’m not taking my comment down to keep in memories.
why tf no comments
why tf one reply
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Wilbur when he finds out techno is a millipede:
“I can milk you”
20:13
"I found a squid!"
"Make fun of its potato farm!"
OMG it's so funny, yet nobody caught it!
I did, and bruh tru techno fans remember the war
Most people caught it lol. Wilbur even said to chat “that’s a Technoblade reference “
Yea quite a few people caught it
Loved that reference
@@yeeyeejuiceman4204 true techno fans watched his music video on release
I think I'll never be out of the denial stage of grief, I'm still expecting this to be some sick joke and to hear a "sike nerds technoblade never dies"
I honestly wouldn't even be mad I'd have more respect than anger for committing this long to it but I suppose most would accept anything to see their dead loved ones rise again even if just for one day (not saying technos my loved one btw just making a comparison)
"I found a squid!"
"Kill it!, Stab it witch a sharp stick!"
"Make fun of it's potato farm"
I feel bad for laughing when techno said "I have to deal with it in game now too hmmm?!?!"
....
@@gibbybtw280 I know why you did the ... but this comment was 5 months ago its horrible what happened but he wouldn't want us all to be sad and at least hes not hurting anymore you know what I mean?
It’s fine, it’s what he would have wanted
R.I.P Techno you will be remembered in all of our hearts...
How did they not make the joke about Techno being the ultimate e-girl Selling Feet?
Ay yo?
LMFAO
AY
4:31 - 4:44
*Tubbo_ fell from a high place*
Smajor1995: "Dont you fly?"
Tubbo_: "I broke"
Idk why but I love that part
Wilbur and Techno talking about contracts, and then, in the background-
"But why would they want the bridge to be gay?"
I really think he should only be able to eat carrots but golden ones do the same as gapples. Then you could just add enchanted golden carrots to the game. Or don't.
18:50 Where they bring up that techno's origin is a cancer patient
Edit #1: Ty for 294 likes!
Thank you
Oml thank
Thank you King
When someone dies from cancer, the cancer dies too" its a draw .. technoblade never loses
PLEASEEEE I was there and techno being a leg amputation farm felt a little too close to home 😭
*_I didn't think of that_*
Me too poor guy
Yeah! I had not thought of it until he mentioned it.
I just thought he was pretty much a rabbit from Stardew valley.
And yet Techno made it into a joke. What a king.
You see, he regenerates his feet instantly, just like deadpool. He even has the cancer
This is so wrong 💀💀💀
It's wrong to milk legs.
-Tubbo 2022
Apparently when Techno is near death, a wild Tubbo spawns 10 miles high to come to save Techno.
I like to imagine this as Wilbur just slapping him back and forth in the face
I'd like to imagine he's literally punching his legs off (it takes more than one hit right)
He's slapping him and his legs are falling off?
tubbo says "A million legs!" Technoblade- "uh, close enough"
So part of this video is Wilbur “milking” techno by punching him in the C and B repeatedly while Tubbo watches I feel that this could be taken out of context very easily
I was watching this around my mother and she was so very very confused
"Wilbur invited Tubbo on a milking session of technoblade"
"Wilbur is milking technoblade while Tubbo is watching"
"Techno got milked by Tubbo and Wilbur"
"Technoblade sold his body to get milked by Wilbur for carrots"
@@sixjhontongalamar979 😳
@@sixjhontongalamar979 "Techno got milked by Tubbo and Wilbur"
My favourite
Just three brothers bonding
I love how techno know he has cancer but makes people feel better by taking it like a game
I'd like to point out that Wilbur's contract at 23:27 makes it so that Wilbur himself is the only person Techno's NOT allowed to offer his services. "none other than Wilbur Soot" means the same as just "Wilbur Soot", not "Anyone except Wilbur", so what the contract really says is "I will never offer my services to Wilbur". The funny thing is, I'm pretty sure Techno might've caught that if he wasn't nerfed into being illiterate
I've never heard of none other than interpreted that way. I always thought it meant to express surprise in regards to someone (ex. None other than the great musician Ludwig Beethoven) or as a substitute to "no one other than" or "not one other than". I think he used it correctly 😅
@@wherermysocks9512 Your examples are right, but they don't contradict my point, multiple layers of negatives just get confusing sometimes. Using one of your examples, the sentence "We've revived none other than the great musician Ludwig Beethoven to perform at this concert", means that the person being revived is, in fact, Beethoven, and not, say, Michael Jackson.
The reason that is the case despite the phrase having the word "none" in it is that the word "other" also counts as a negative. In the first layer we have "Beethoven" - the person himself. The second layer is "Someone OTHER than Beethoven" - a person that could be literally anyone else but Beethoven. The third layer is "NONE other than Beethoven". The "none" in this case modifies the second layer. The second layer had everyone except Beethoven, and it can't be anyone from the second layer now because of the "none", meaning we've looped back around to this phrase referring only to Beethoven.
Thus, the phrase is used to put emphasis on the person you're talking about, to make sure you know it can't be anyone else.
@@wherermysocks9512 he used the none correctly, it's just he added a never beforehand. So it double negatived itself, so now it means he'll offer his services to everyone but Wilbur lmao. It should be " I shall offer my services to none other than Wilbur" or "I shall never offer my services to anyone but Wilbur" but doing both kinda cancels eachother out.
“None other than me” can be understand as “anyone beside me.”.
His meaning was “I shall never offer my service to anyone besides Wilbur.”
Man's was an English major I'd be surprised if he used it wrong lol
Loosing such a selfless and intelligent soul is so incredibly hard to even fathom. His memory will live in our hearts and minds forever. He truly changed so many lives. May all of his pain and discomfort be gone. Rest In Peace Techno. You were loved and respected by many. Your seemingly endless knowledge will forever carry on. o7
o7
*yeets tubbo's stuff back* "Bleeehhhh" LOL love that part haha. Glad to see him still upbeat! He's a real inspiration!
5 months later
Technoblade is gone
Technoblade never dies…
R.I.P
''I am milking Technoblade!'' Wilbur Soot, 2022!
I-
He’ll live with us in our memories, god forbid we forget, for his tale is to be told to thousands to come. It was an honour to know you, my friend. Rest well, Blood God.
Someone draw millipede rabbit Technoblade- that’s all any of us will ever need to survive. Ty
@GoopIGuess Same. I like drawing disturbing things sometimes
It's just a millipede-esque body made of the hindquarters of rabbits stacked against each other, and at the top, a pig's head, with a crown of course.
@@SolstaceWinters perfect
@@SolstaceWinters Can you/have you drawn that disturbing perfection of a creature? I need to know
5:58 - Love this interaction
Tubbo: "How many feet does he have??"
Wilbur: "He's a millipede, he's a millipede!"
Techno: "LET'S FIND OUT!"
Tubbo: (millipede...) "A MILLION legs?? xD"
Techno: "...close enough."
I'm also surprised pandas aren't all dead, I guess having a whole country very invested in protecting you as a cultural patrimony really helps against your lack of survival skills
Their survival skills is being cute so others can help them and I respect that
Panda don’t have any natural predators and able to mate out in the wild. It just human fuck up with how they live.
What a strong man, making everything seems okay with his humor and just... brightening everything up. We'll continue to honor your memory forever blade. Rest well.
Ranboo did this to Charlie for slime balls and now Wilbur's doing it to techno for his feet
It’s funny when Tubbo was like “where are my belongings” next minute techno just starts spitting them at him 😂
Not even five minutes into spawning he's being m I l k e d.
Holy shit, Bovine arc?
beau quietly muttering in the background murdering squids was so funny 💀💀💀
Scott: don’t you fly?
Tubbo: I broke
BGAHAHHA
“Strip naked and put it in the barrel!” -Wilbersoot 2022 1:53
"and now i have trois," he said, looking at the two brewing stands
10:07 Tecnoblade “Glad to see worker safety is important here, ok keep punching me in the face”
Near the end of the video is just hectic lol. You have bea explaining to tubbo what yaas means then Scott questions why tubbo refused when Scott flat out said it was just to add a little bit of gay to something and then technoblade tries to explain to wilbur how he cannot right click a book. Altogether it makes a heated conversation that fits well when you have more than 4 people in a discord call.
This aged terribly
All of this is terrible if out of context
Oh-
I get it but I feel weird now
This man literally knew his death was coming. Something tells me God has something special for him in heaven
Wasn't he an atheist? I hope god made an exception just in case he was
@@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970 People forget Purgatory exists, and in the case he went there, he couldn't ever go to hell just get lost there until he finds heaven
@_FALL3N_WOLF again purgatory
Techno:tubbo fly back
Tubbo:stops* fly back why?
It’s so cute on how he said it so softly!
He joked about it then. I will never forget him
TUBBO CAME IN THE RIGHT TIME LMFAO 4:32
wow, techno hides his fear of death well, but you can tell he is worried
I loved how Technoblade has the best humor about everything. And I just loved this video anyway sooooo
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES BABYYY
"where are you king?"
hes in heaven, and has become a god, as a true king should
also speaking from the future, technoblade passed away recently from cancer
12:51 that's a Tubbo moment
It was Turbo not Tubbo 🤣🤣🤣
It’s amazing how he able to keep being optimistic and funny through all of that pain on the internet.
Techno really sounded so happy to hang out with his friends
I’m not crying, you are.
thought tubbo's rival shop would sell nothing but milk
I hate crying about Techno but I love knowing he’s probably laughing at me for being a little cry baby, I know he wants us to keep going and not cry over him, but it’s really hard to go on.
Watching this now makes me tear if not cry under my sheets at 6 in the morning. Rest in peace our king. You will be missed.
“Aw Techno it’s good to see you man”
That hurts now…
Can't believe that we won't see techno on the origin smp any more
aged finer than wine but as bitter as lime
true
Good point
chin up king your crowns falling…. o7
Rest easy Alexander and fuck cancer it took you away from us and I can’t imagine the pain your family went through
He’s up there fighting God now.
Yeah
Yeah he is and he’s winning
True BAHAHA
This hits differently now...
He saved me in so many ways, I wish I could of saved him. I hope he’s at peace now.
its almost as if he never left us
Man started as a cancer patient and ended as one
long live the king
R.I.P Techno
You will always be with us….
My thoughts go out to his family and friends
Its not easy times but I hope all will get through it
Fly high..🕊
6:00
Wilbur:"he's a millipede"
Tubbo:"A MILLION legs??"
Techno:"errr, close enough"
8:48 new favourite Technoblade moment
youtube just reccommended this. how do I report youtube for harrassment
DID NOT AGE WELL 💀
Fuck cancer
We miss you technoblade. O7
Hes a cryptid with portals all over his body which legs pop out of. When he gets hurt the portals close and the legs drop. Or he grows them super fast. In this case, you could say... He grew a couple feet
This shit hits triple the harder than before after his passing...
You know, i genuinely couldn't believe techno was dead when i heard the news. The news broke me for a while, but i try to think of all the good times techno have made me laugh. Rest in peace technoblade.
I just realized I havent seen anyone making any ponk/ techno jokes 🤨 like come on you guys. They're literally twins
I hadn't thought of that yet but damn
Huh ?
I don’t think techno actually had to amputate his arm thankfully tho
@@rainbow_angel8225 yeah, he's actually been doing better so that's good, the did have to cut that arm open though
I miss techno man. Dude's the best and funniest streamer for me. Hope he gets better
😞
Rip techno, may he never die in our memories. Blood for the blood God, goodbye..
I’ve never heard Willbur laugh that hard at Tubbo dying as he’s hitting Techno and finding out that it’s working
20:20 YES TECHNO XD
_Technoblade Never Dies_
o7 for Technoblade
1999 - 2022
Technoblade
an absolute legend
Anyone else notice how Wilbur absolutely destroys Techno at 14:22?
Also, damn, this stream hits so different now...
Rest in peace, Techno. He was a legend.
This just hurts now….
You put smiles on everyones faces,Technoblade
Rest In Peace
21:00 im sorry can we take a moment to just appreciate tubbo like