Top Time Things Ever

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  • @MRSLAV
    @MRSLAV  5 років тому +2343

    I stole 789 seconds of your life (evil laugh)
    amzn.to/3eTPvcr

    • @300subscriberswithoutanyvideos
      @300subscriberswithoutanyvideos 5 років тому +260

      Well, i enjoyed those stolen seconds.

    • @denis-bn9xr
      @denis-bn9xr 5 років тому +58

      No

    • @johnmarston4012
      @johnmarston4012 5 років тому +97

      About 1000 for me since I have awful Internet and it keeps buffering 👌

    • @MonkeMax-lol
      @MonkeMax-lol 5 років тому +46

      MR SLAV 789 good seconds

    • @cloudeaberry
      @cloudeaberry 5 років тому +31

      When you have only 789 seconds left before you die... *presses the play button to watch this video*

  • @omergouner7850
    @omergouner7850 5 років тому +2444

    When you have no title ideas xD

    • @vangora7527
      @vangora7527 5 років тому +5

      Omer Gouner101 😟

    • @omergouner7850
      @omergouner7850 5 років тому +36

      no u

    • @sidkarabc5878
      @sidkarabc5878 5 років тому +11

      @@omergouner7850 congrats on getting 50+ likes on two comments posted on same video

    • @omergouner7850
      @omergouner7850 5 років тому +1

      Sidkar Abc oh yeah lmao. Thanks

    • @jongyuemei
      @jongyuemei 5 років тому +1

      @@omergouner7850 no u

  • @Hulle19
    @Hulle19 5 років тому +500

    7:55 I like how the music goes perfectly with the mountain breaking!

    • @rukas2961
      @rukas2961 5 років тому +37

      It was off by a bit and that bothers me now

    • @shant_mark7
      @shant_mark7 5 років тому +1

      Dr1xt same lol

    • @user-mi2qd4eh7s
      @user-mi2qd4eh7s 5 років тому +1

      I laughed so hard

    • @what6242
      @what6242 3 роки тому +1

      I can't unhear it lmao

    • @aen-suklaa9726
      @aen-suklaa9726 2 роки тому +1

      I received a notification just in time for that as well. I barely speak with people, what are the odds.

  • @cera5900
    @cera5900 5 років тому +382

    Mr. Slav in two years: top 10 carbon based properties

  • @omergouner7850
    @omergouner7850 5 років тому +1231

    “One day lasts for 24 hours”
    Yes, and in Africa, every 60 seconds is a minute!

    • @Bolio716
      @Bolio716 5 років тому +3

      Smh

    • @thenecromancer7487
      @thenecromancer7487 5 років тому +1

      lol

    • @sidkarabc5878
      @sidkarabc5878 5 років тому +47

      You are referring to the video "Jamal says every 60 seconds passes in South africa, a minute passes.Together We can stop it"

    • @ker1
      @ker1 5 років тому

      I thought the same lmao

    • @indahf.freztiyana824
      @indahf.freztiyana824 5 років тому +5

      Together, we can stop this, spread the word...!

  • @erikszatmari85
    @erikszatmari85 5 років тому +147

    those jokes at the end really help with the existential crisis I'm having throughout the video

  • @Kubalopl
    @Kubalopl 5 років тому +865

    still not as much time as it takes for a person to leave the toilet

    • @nicholasdanylenko3801
      @nicholasdanylenko3801 5 років тому +34

      Give that person a phone, and the timeline will start.

    • @joshchakravarty42
      @joshchakravarty42 5 років тому +2

      Bexplode :P lol

    • @Redditbedstories69
      @Redditbedstories69 5 років тому +25

      whats ironic about this is that im in toilet right now watching this...

    • @crystalblueshield7253
      @crystalblueshield7253 5 років тому +2

      @@Redditbedstories69 then somethings will be typing on your phone, of course not your finger, more exactly:
      *finger bones*

    • @PovidisII
      @PovidisII 5 років тому +1

      Internet Explorer: Let me introduce myself.

  • @SageGilbert191
    @SageGilbert191 5 років тому +393

    Slav: Top *time* things
    Me: what

  • @Fins-T
    @Fins-T 5 років тому +325

    "When you are born, you are rich."
    damn, now i wanna be a baby instead of being a brokeass college student

    • @troopx
      @troopx 5 років тому +4

      FinsT Life’s tough man, life’s though..

    • @centiments11
      @centiments11 5 років тому

      Kort mok 😔😢

    • @xBoi29
      @xBoi29 5 років тому +2

      I'm with you man 😔

    • @rizos886
      @rizos886 5 років тому

      you are still rich

    • @aluminium5738
      @aluminium5738 5 років тому

      Eeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheeeeehehehheheeheehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheehehehehehehehehehehe rip

  • @kiko3063
    @kiko3063 5 років тому +77

    14000 episodes? That is incredible.

    • @YCbrawlstars
      @YCbrawlstars 5 років тому +4

      I thought the most famous taiwan show was the longest ever it has 1500 + EP but i think i am wrong

    • @sidkarabc5878
      @sidkarabc5878 5 років тому +8

      Legends say that the general hospital would swallow the supermassive blackhole

    • @TheAbsoluteIncrementalist
      @TheAbsoluteIncrementalist 4 роки тому +1

      my computer playing took my 3500 eposides of time

    • @AngryHybridApe
      @AngryHybridApe 3 роки тому +4

      Wife: Im going in the bedroom and not coming out until I've seen every rerun of GH.
      Hubby: Ok. Where would you like to be buried, dear?

  • @doapin6240
    @doapin6240 5 років тому +44

    Earth: **Spinning slower**
    Schools: *It’s free real estate*

    • @barsozuguler4744
      @barsozuguler4744 4 роки тому +7

      Alternative one xd
      Earth: *spins slower
      Education department: We immediately need to expand our lesson duration

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube 3 роки тому +1

      bruh

    • @mmorrell1986
      @mmorrell1986 3 роки тому +1

      Im gonna HATE the far future

  • @marlinlord-_-4738
    @marlinlord-_-4738 4 роки тому +37

    Top time things ever:
    *1. Old Nokia Battery*

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube 3 роки тому +1

      lbriuh sasdafgrrhwthtewtrjnetyjkaetjkaejhawhwhrh IM AHVING A ZEISURE HELP!!!!!

  • @vespine4203
    @vespine4203 5 років тому +24

    7:30 that video of the old man walking was used in another video, which was "top radioactive things ever" in the radioactive man that was injected 3 radioactivity levels per day

  • @protix9880
    @protix9880 5 років тому +202

    i'm having a hard time understanding what he is saying but i'm gonna keep watching anyways

    • @cutiebunnyamber3447
      @cutiebunnyamber3447 5 років тому +1

      Yes

    • @sr.6001
      @sr.6001 5 років тому +7

      How are you finding difficulty in understanding this

    • @protix9880
      @protix9880 5 років тому +14

      @@sr.6001 well you see, i'm not an english man

    • @tyy8072
      @tyy8072 5 років тому +13

      @@protix9880 nothing weird, internet is a place where some people assumed all people would/should talk or understand English.

    • @b_f_d_d
      @b_f_d_d 5 років тому +1

      This is simple to understand though

  • @gravitationalman4365
    @gravitationalman4365 5 років тому +175

    Plz post a video on the following topics
    1.Top deadliest leader's ever
    2. Top farthest things ever
    3. Top mysterious things ever
    ☺☺☺☺

    • @realprisec
      @realprisec 5 років тому +7

      Some shitty titles dude

    • @ticktockbam
      @ticktockbam 5 років тому +13

      "Top mysterious things ever"
      How do you even expect that to be quantified?

    • @gravitationalman4365
      @gravitationalman4365 5 років тому

      Do you have some exciting titles ? Tell me 🙄🙄

    • @dr4876
      @dr4876 5 років тому +2

      Top hottest things ever?
      So reapers, curry etc.

    • @xXmlgamingXx355
      @xXmlgamingXx355 5 років тому +3

      The third option is undoable though cuz how can you measure mysteriousness?

  • @rodguidry2223
    @rodguidry2223 5 років тому +15

    The more you study space the more you realize the many ways we are screwed

  • @mile4069
    @mile4069 5 років тому +18

    0:46 if ur wondering the game is crysis 2

  • @scarlexus3186
    @scarlexus3186 5 років тому +14

    *34.9 billion laters
    God pc : *universe.exe not responding.
    God : dang it... i should restart my goddamn pc...
    God : *accidentally hard reset the pc without making backups
    The entire universe : *crushed down to the last atom.

  • @dipsauce9430
    @dipsauce9430 5 років тому +28

    The song is amazing the title is amazing the video is amazing the creator is amazing oh sorry forgot this channel is AMAZING!!!

  • @danyf3116
    @danyf3116 5 років тому +8

    ...still not as long as waiting for the red light to turn green when you are late.

  • @sidkarabc5878
    @sidkarabc5878 5 років тому +26

    Your joke In the end made my day.

  • @user-oc8nz5qd8i
    @user-oc8nz5qd8i 5 років тому +5

    3:12 ITZY YEAAHHHH I SEE THAT IM ICY

  • @boonleongtoh5686
    @boonleongtoh5686 5 років тому +12

    Spend more time helping others is more important than anything

  • @user-hr8ib8mb3w
    @user-hr8ib8mb3w 5 років тому +35

    See the kardashev scale, i think if human develop with peace, we will definitely one day revive the universe and maybe create their own universe(s).

    • @voyager1977.2
      @voyager1977.2 5 років тому +1

      But before that there will be interstellar and galactic war before peace will happen in Quadrillion alien civilization including us in our universe

    • @zaggernut5054
      @zaggernut5054 5 років тому

      the kardashev scale says nothing about reversing entropy/reviving universes. it's merely a scale to measure a civilization's energy consumption in joules

    • @makutas-v261
      @makutas-v261 4 роки тому

      @@hmmtheyesguy yes

    • @makutas-v261
      @makutas-v261 4 роки тому

      @@hmmtheyesguy More like good for me, at least I won't live in fear.

    • @makutas-v261
      @makutas-v261 4 роки тому

      ​@@hmmtheyesguy I will in fact, if God is all loving then I will
      and if afterlife doesn't exist then none of us will
      either way I win.

  • @HOAXYT01
    @HOAXYT01 5 років тому +20

    But more time is required is to do my maths homework

  • @senju.1415
    @senju.1415 5 років тому +12

    Mr Slav is the best #1

  • @cl4589
    @cl4589 5 років тому +12

    10:30
    "If we believe The Big Bang theory..."
    *Puts a small excerpt of the serie "The Big Bang Theory"*
    That actually made me laugh =D

  • @kiyoshisan9425
    @kiyoshisan9425 5 років тому +14

    I love your vids, please never stop!

    • @troopx
      @troopx 5 років тому +1

      He will soon stop, in about 79 years or his current age to 79 yeats...

  • @misfitrosetarot
    @misfitrosetarot 5 років тому +6

    Another good video, Mr. Slav! Looking forward to more! I hope you keep gaining subscribers. You deserve recognition for your creative, fact-filled, videos. I also like the sounds and music in the background. Sometimes i prefer videos that just show visuals and captions and have cool music in the background. Its awesome.

  • @RPandorus
    @RPandorus 5 років тому +7

    Next up, biggest TIME WASTES ever lmao
    I've done a lot of TIME WASTING myself especially when revising for tests

    • @ReV0luzione
      @ReV0luzione 5 років тому

      School, it takes likely nearly 14 years

  • @gaurangagarwal3243
    @gaurangagarwal3243 5 років тому +2

    *Human reflex (10000000x more time than a computer)*
    Shows a cat video
    🤣

  • @rukas2961
    @rukas2961 5 років тому +2

    Man that got me thinking...
    Sad knowing that all of this will end one day, nothing will exist no more - no planets no life just nothingness, people will be old extinct all suffering all the achievements all the brilliant thoughts we had will be forgotten and never recovered. Hell probably no-one will know something like us used to exist. We are living to die, to experience what hope feels like, hope to live to find out more and more to be the best at something to have a best life that we can. At the end we shouldn't cry that it ended we should be happy that it happen.

    • @roddydykes7053
      @roddydykes7053 5 років тому

      Dr1xt yeah that sure got my thinking too, perhaps there are other planes of existence, like the ones people taking DMT and other strong doses of psychedelics witness. Maybe there’s life after death after all and we live again in another existence... or not.
      In a way it’s comforting to know that none of this will matter one day, so you can feel free to live your life to the best of your abilities and not measure yourself to anyone else’s standard besides your own, because we’re all equal in death.

    • @rukas2961
      @rukas2961 5 років тому

      @@roddydykes7053 I mean I have same thoughts but it's depressing in a way that it doesn't matter how hard we try this will never matter. It's it's amazing that we learned that we had to do something to survive and fight for us. But there's a lot to find out even tho it will never matter.

  • @Couthsilver
    @Couthsilver 5 років тому +11

    4 min and 20 sec what are you David dobrik😂

  • @natef3986
    @natef3986 5 років тому +6

    Mr Slav I love this music it reminds me of the show Stranger Things

  • @Boeing-hp7oj
    @Boeing-hp7oj 5 років тому +2

    *cool* you said right universe is dark as well as bright

  • @gunscotthdgaming69420
    @gunscotthdgaming69420 4 роки тому +1

    *Actually time leaps happen when a crazy mafia boss just randomly disappears right next to you and impales you on the back*

  • @ethann_vr00m
    @ethann_vr00m 5 років тому +8

    The lest timeline thing ever is to have good results at school.

  • @pr4y547
    @pr4y547 5 років тому +12

    Not as big as the timeline of information in this video expanding to more extraordinary

  • @markokrtinic9850
    @markokrtinic9850 5 років тому +2

    Beautiful man, I totally loved it! Thanks for another great video!

  • @randomaccount8899
    @randomaccount8899 3 роки тому +2

    "How much would that be sir?. Oh about 9,999,999 seconds"
    *laughs evilly while taking his life seconds away*
    "Your purchase if complete thank you and come again"

  • @bamano2377
    @bamano2377 5 років тому +6

    *They did surgery on a grape*

  • @almaliwths806
    @almaliwths806 5 років тому +4

    3:13
    UA-cam: time?
    XXXTENTACION: RUN TI BACK!

  • @firealphaa
    @firealphaa 5 років тому +2

    Top most complicated machines ever created by humans with all their development and years of search and "build"

  • @afterburner2869
    @afterburner2869 5 років тому

    Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.

  • @whitehonda2874
    @whitehonda2874 4 роки тому +3

    Still not as long as the time it takes for my dad has taken to get out of the supermarket

  • @sidkarabc5878
    @sidkarabc5878 5 років тому +44

    Who else watching this video while scrolling through comments

  • @AryanGupta-ld4eg
    @AryanGupta-ld4eg 4 роки тому +1

    7:14 When he said "Spend it Wisely" , I felt that.....

  • @dlqmain2753
    @dlqmain2753 5 років тому +1

    There is no MR.SLAV video
    Without talking about space and life forms

  • @vectorwanted8277
    @vectorwanted8277 5 років тому +5

    There's a timeline where MR SLAV notices this comment, huh.

  • @navycalvin9337
    @navycalvin9337 5 років тому +4

    ALL OF THAT AND STILL ENDED WITH BLACKHOLES?
    hahaha... why am i not surprised

  • @CastroDaBoss
    @CastroDaBoss 5 років тому +1

    This the best video I ever seen in my entire life! Thank you.

  • @randomcheetah4521
    @randomcheetah4521 5 років тому +1

    0:44 only crysis kids can remember this

  • @tyz9519
    @tyz9519 5 років тому +4

    I have 0 clue on what the title means but Im guessing that black hole is number 1

  • @tryme78
    @tryme78 5 років тому +3

    Mr Slav: *puts 6 ads in video*
    Also Mr Slav: _stonks_

    • @thecreatoritself
      @thecreatoritself 4 роки тому +1

      he's the one of the best youtuber, he deserves to earn

  • @Blud6966
    @Blud6966 3 роки тому +1

    Sad Fact: You spend 378432000 seconds (12 years) going to school.
    In other words:
    You spent that time learning things, things that 98% of them you won't use in your life, it's supposed that with better studies you have a better job, but it depends on you, most of the people never end working for the job they studied for, and wasted almost a quarter of their life, writing in a paper.

  • @loner4983
    @loner4983 5 років тому

    this video was kinda depressing though, knowing that even the biggest of the biggest black holes are gonna fade away, the largest of the stars will turn cold, and all that there is, will turn into void, and oblivion.. man i need rest

  • @racheldoesyoutube1419
    @racheldoesyoutube1419 5 років тому +4

    When you think you’ll you’re early but there are comments 8 minutes before yours.

  • @xxforeverproxx4088
    @xxforeverproxx4088 5 років тому +4

    God resets his computer and wipesout all of us
    I wonder what happens if I reset my computer...………….maybe it will be the end of Roblox...…..

  • @pia-vd6wh
    @pia-vd6wh 5 років тому +1

    Okay your chanel is so underrated, like we get tricked into learning something yet still entertaining, I love it. You deserve 1 million+ views!

  • @akashp3362
    @akashp3362 4 роки тому +1

    You forgot to mention:
    Girls walking in the hallway: 2349872438734287389328973289129812872347983248743894387948758758754287527478345834289329843289438793428792389324894387943879348732487932879234874327823487238973289342893428943289724389732873289054874298142830303745575949363749348234873287932487348734879898911895489447548743894329843234879320329034873298324234872309813209238743784383249832092130982318754876549834209328734289650945873427832467432873487648743762387239823983784378120923893478547646734987329812398102836447834298239012092398475674378932872 years

  • @dienosorpo
    @dienosorpo 4 роки тому +3

    I love the heat death theory, it can apply to a lot of things, like life itself, once tour body stops working... Eternal Darkness

  • @anuraggautam9419
    @anuraggautam9419 5 років тому +3

    As time passes quality of your topic decrease. You should ask by poll on which topic you should make video.

  • @JonathanMiamii
    @JonathanMiamii 5 років тому +1

    Stephen A Smith is in General Hospital for some random episodes shits pretty funny

  • @cosmo9916
    @cosmo9916 2 роки тому

    3 Things Longer then Black Hole Evaporation:
    1: The Formation of Iron Stars
    time: 10^3200 years
    2: The Universe's Final Energy State
    time: 10^10^40 years
    3: The Estimated Time of a New Big Bang
    time: 10^10^10^76 years

  • @beeiskill
    @beeiskill 5 років тому +6

    You wasted time reading this coment

    • @someasparagus
      @someasparagus 5 років тому +1

      MidnightRage Nah this time was well spent

    • @sidkarabc5878
      @sidkarabc5878 5 років тому +2

      @@someasparagus I saw you elsewhere too

    • @someasparagus
      @someasparagus 5 років тому +1

      Sidkar Abc Nice

    • @bonkthechonk7033
      @bonkthechonk7033 5 років тому

      you wasted your time writing it, and i wasted my time writing this

    • @sidkarabc5878
      @sidkarabc5878 5 років тому +1

      @@someasparagus 😀😀😀😊😊

  • @zachrayy288
    @zachrayy288 5 років тому +3

    Im very early lmao

  • @landronsc
    @landronsc 3 роки тому

    That music at the heat death part was really fitting. Nice job

  • @PeterGD2997
    @PeterGD2997 3 роки тому

    Top time thing ever:
    1. When you are searching for the perfect video to eat
    2. Going in the toillet
    3.school

  • @nicotheprotogen3832
    @nicotheprotogen3832 5 років тому +1

    Thing: my crush texting me back
    Time: *infinity*

  • @lesleygamerx9463
    @lesleygamerx9463 4 роки тому +2

    10:53 when my mom told me to pause the game

  • @rysi0k110
    @rysi0k110 5 років тому +1

    Some say that politicians still will be negotiating brexit

  • @netherman1527
    @netherman1527 2 роки тому

    so "Hospital General" is a series that even God loves watching it and it has no end

  • @MagicDragonKatt
    @MagicDragonKatt 5 років тому +1

    FINALLY, black hole is back at #1

  • @musicenjoyer
    @musicenjoyer 5 років тому +1

    GUYS GIVE THIS MAN A SUB HE DESERVES IT!!!!!!!!!!

  • @derpyface3602
    @derpyface3602 4 роки тому +1

    “4 minutes and 20 seconds”
    4:20
    420
    boi

  • @Purtzle
    @Purtzle 5 років тому +1

    when you learn more on a Saturday than you learnt in an entire school week

  • @indahf.freztiyana824
    @indahf.freztiyana824 5 років тому

    Mr. Slav: Every video you watch, every meal you have, every toilet run you have to do, you spend your life currency - time... When you are born, you are rich, you have 2,491 million seconds in your "account", spend it wisely...
    Kids that didn't get vaccines: *I'M SPEED...!*

  • @whytze5124
    @whytze5124 5 років тому

    I loved that general hospital joke at the end

  • @layyouin6860
    @layyouin6860 5 років тому +1

    Love that last bit, haha! On another notion, I feel incredibly sad at the thought of the universe not existing.

  • @starstreakalex7372
    @starstreakalex7372 5 років тому +1

    Top grammar things ever:
    No.1: this video
    Love this channel

  • @SwegMastah
    @SwegMastah 5 років тому

    After watching these videos I usually end up having an existential crisis

  • @vinn8710
    @vinn8710 5 років тому +1

    LMAO "God will restart his computer"

  • @somxr_738
    @somxr_738 5 років тому +1

    This made me really sad. I know it takes way over trillion years for basically the end of everything but still it will happen. Then nothing will exist. No black holes, no universes. Just nothing. And there will probably be no more big bangs because there is nothing. Ngl when I thought about this, I started to question if this happened before the Big Bang and there were living things.

  • @cheztoast9879
    @cheztoast9879 3 роки тому +2

    Every time you state time with seconds it makes it look like it just happened moments ago

  • @Jett_thebuilder
    @Jett_thebuilder 4 роки тому

    Mom: One more video before bed
    Me: *watches logistics*

  • @frankthommessen1382
    @frankthommessen1382 3 роки тому

    In 10¹⁵⁰⁰ years if not all the protons has decayed, all matter left can either fuse into or decay into Iron-56 to make iron stars made out of molten Iron and will have approximately the size of Jupiter. In 10^10^100 years those Iron stars could have collapsed into black holes, neutron stars or preon stars that could light up the universe for one last time

  • @perialis2970
    @perialis2970 5 років тому

    Me on a field trip: 30 MINUTS OF UNO

  • @dapianokid7728
    @dapianokid7728 4 роки тому

    Idk why you arent popular you make the bestest top 10s list

  • @s.deepagiri712
    @s.deepagiri712 4 роки тому

    Another masterpiece from Mr. Slav

  • @TsTobacco
    @TsTobacco 5 років тому +1

    next video: "top mayonnaise things ever"

  • @anarrangementofpixelsonapl1931
    @anarrangementofpixelsonapl1931 4 роки тому +1

    2:43 "Time leaps happen due to slowdown of earth's rotation"
    Time Leaps?
    *K I N G C R I M S O N*

  • @nickandreolimusic
    @nickandreolimusic 5 років тому

    That General Hospital joke was the best from all your videos...

  • @JoseStalkin
    @JoseStalkin 2 роки тому

    34.8 billion years later: "well a couple of minutes we'll be dead soon, let's just keep praying"

  • @ashleyhall764
    @ashleyhall764 5 років тому

    Another legendary Slav vid. I loved the info on heat death and the big rip. Mind blown!

  • @JivrajSandhu
    @JivrajSandhu 5 років тому +2

    We should help by commenting ideas for him

  • @dannythompson3866
    @dannythompson3866 5 років тому +1

    So basically humanity will all die and we can do nothing to stop it
    Seems legit 👌👌👌

  • @defaultedcomedy9350
    @defaultedcomedy9350 4 роки тому +1

    When weirdness meets evil 0:01

  • @vvg_lol
    @vvg_lol 3 роки тому

    General Hospital started on the air on April Fools of 1963 lmao
    You could say it was originally started as a joke but turned serious =)

  • @HeroismGamer
    @HeroismGamer 4 роки тому +1

    That stranger things type music though the video was informative

  • @jeromeatillo5238
    @jeromeatillo5238 4 роки тому

    In the Philippines we have this infinite series too entitled "Ang Probinsyano" that is airing for almost 4 years til now.